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How Kick Ass Is KICK ASS? Pretty Kick Ass From The Sound Of It!

Published at: Nov. 4, 2009, 8:11 p.m. CST

Hey folks, Harry here with great news from a London test screening that took place tonight. The word is, KICK ASS kicks ass - but I could've told ya that. My anticipation has quadrupled now. Next year can't be here soon enough!!!

Hi Harry, Just got back from the screening of Kick-Ass, and I'm happy to report that it is fucking awesome!!! Just as a side note about the film, I know that the film has been picked up for distribution in the States by Lionsgate, and it says so in the opening credits, but I'm sure that it hasn't got a distributor over here yet... or has it? The screening was hosted at BAFTA, and it was obviously hosted by Universal as it was their name on the screen before the film started, and there was shit loads of Universal staff there, in fact i'd say a quarter of the audience was Universal staff, a quarter european distributors (I guess), the rest were lucky punters off the street. So I'm sure it hasn't been announced, but I'd say it was a safe bet that Universal are the UK distributors. So the movie itself. I'm a huge fan of the Mark Millar/John Romita jr comic anyway, so to see the film so early felt like a massive coup, and I'm happy to tell you that this is the Kick-Ass film that Kick-Ass fans will want to see. It opens like the first comic virtually verbatim (I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't read them), but the film itself varies only slightly from the source comic, but the changes made by director Matthew Vaughan and screenwriter Jane Goldman ring true to the spirit of the comic, and never feel strange, in fact the changes made make the film seem logical and help some bring some of the wilder concepts down to earth. The comic sets out as a modern deconstruction of the superhero concept, with knowing nods to geekdom surrounding comics, and the film takes that idea and runs with. Littered with references to other superhero films from Batman, Superman and Spiderman (even the Spirit movie gets a hilarious nod), this feels like it is happening in our world, and will drive fellow geeks wild. The film veers ever more into outlandish areas as it goes on, but it always feel believable. As far as the actors go, Brit Aaron Johnson as Kick-Ass more than fills the lead role ably handling the accent, but I did feel that he lacked the vulnerability of the comic's Dave Lizewski, never nerdy enough and definitely too buff, but that's just nit-picking at a role that should catapult him into the big time. Christopher "McLovin" Mintz-Plasse proves that he has what it takes to hold his own in a comedic role as Red Mist, and he seems perfectly cast. Nic Cage, who I wasn't really to impressed with when I heard he was cast as Big Daddy, proved me wrong by putting in a hilarious, Adam West-esque performance (although his final scenes did raise a few eyebrows for his scene-chewing, but again I won't spoil it for you). There were a few nice cameos from British actors Dexter Fletcher, Jason Flemyng and Tamer Hussan, but the Mark Strong was the pick of the British bunch as gangland boss Frank D'Amico, who steals every scene he's in with a genuinely brilliant turn. Clark Duke provides ample comic relief as Dave's high school chum, and Lyndsy Fonseca is suitably cute as Dave's crush Katie. But the film truly belongs to Chloe Moretz who, as Hit Girl, tears through the film as the baddest pre-pubescent 4 foot badass ever committed to film. She totally owns every scene and provided the audience with at least three bandstanding crowd cheering moments. She's funny, witty, knowing, hugely crude, and just massively ass-kicking, her Matrix lobby-esque scene at the film's climax is just incredible, and again should propel her into the big time by just being one of the most incredibly cool characters in any comic book film ever. Badder than Wolverine, funnier than Deadpool, more athletic than Spiderman and cuter than that kid in Runaways. Just fucking awesome. Matthew Vaughan does himself proud and he should find Hollywood banging at his door upon the release of this film. He handles the action superbly (a couple of fight scene's seem to go on a bit, but this was a 'work-in-progress' cut we saw, so there is time to tighten them up), and he manages to inject enough humour alongside the brutal violence effortlessly. Fans of the comic will be glad to know that plenty of blood is still spilled, and the violence has only slightly been curbed from the comic, keeping Mark Millar's ultra-violent tone intact. Although the film was a rough early cut, everything seemed in it's place apart from the music (there are replacement bits and pieces from Dark Knight, Superman, 28 Days Later, and possibly I think heard some from X-Men in one bit), some of the dubbing was still to be done too, but the biggest thing that we didn't get to see what Romita's animated section, which only appeared as a rough idea of how it will look, but it still looked quite cool. Still from what we saw, I'm quite confident in saying this is up there with the best comic films I've ever seen (Spiderman 2, Dark Knight), and probably one of the best films i've seen all year. It's rude, lewd, naughty and knowing. The violence is brutal, the laughs come thick and fast, and the tone is pitch perfect. At just under two hours long, the film seems to drag in the middle, but the spectacular finale more than dispels any qualms I had with that. There are a couple of plot points that feel fumbled, but that will hopefully be sorted in the final cut. What Matthew Vaughan and everyone involved with Kick-Ass is just brilliant. They've created the ultimate super-hero origin film, one that never feels forced, but always organic, natural, and gut-bustingly funny in the process. Full of cultural references, fanboy in-jokes, and a genuinely comic script, this is the deconstruction of the superhero film that the genre needs at the start of the next decade, something that the Watchmen film failed to do, but the Watchmen comic did for comics in the 1980s. I can't wait to see it again, and judging by the audience response at the screening, this should be a huge hit. Oh and it sets up Kick-Ass 2 nicely, but i'll be damned if i'm going to get excited about a sequel before this even comes out... It'll be tough. I promised myself I wouldn't say it... but Kick-Ass Kicks Ass. Thanks Harry If you use this call me Terry Tibbs

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  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Another one I'm excited about.

    by LastOfTheV8Interceptors

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Blah!

    by OBESE_WAN_KENOBI

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:16 p.m. CST

    So it's NOT shit?

    by SnapT

    Dandy!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Too much want.

    by OGoncho

    Must. Delay. Talkbacking.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Ugggh, yet another flick . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . that won't come close to living up to mega premature AICN over-hype.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Can't wait to see this!

    by CHRISTIANBALES_BILEDUCT

    The script is super-cool, glad they captured the tone of it (or so it seems). Only downer is Nicholas fuckin' Cage but hopefully Hit-Girl'll save the day!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Sounds Awesome!

    by JackCortez

    The comic was great, and I cannot wait to see it brought to the big screen. It seems like it should transfer nicely!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:21 p.m. CST

    this sounds like what QT could of done if he did one

    by future help

    a Superhero movie Tarantino style.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    So, it's better than the comic?

    by DennisMM

    Thank the gods.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Mark Strong owns your ass

    by drewlicious

    I can't get enough of this guy. Ever since he stole Body of Lies right out from under Leonardo Dicaprio and Russell Crowe.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:25 p.m. CST

    There is going to be a sequel

    by DrunkyMcLush

    Someone I know associated with this movie said that Matthew Vaughn is already writing the script for it. All the test screenings have scored in the 90's, so the studios aren't editing it, or anything because they know that they have a hit on their hands.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Plant!!!

    by Ganymede3001

    Nothing more to say.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:36 p.m. CST

    IS JABBA THE HUT IN IT ?

    by GABRIELGRAY

    I WANT ME SOME FUCKING JABBA, RIGHT HARRY ? YOU FAT FUCK

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:40 p.m. CST

    I hope it lives up to the hype!!!

    by vettebro

    It could be GREAT!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:41 p.m. CST

    That Is Pretty Kick Ass

    by Media Messiah

    As I have said time and time again, this is the comic book super hero genre version of Fight Club, something that Wanted was intended to be, before filmmakers altered it.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Trying not to get too hyped...

    by MementoMan

    It's hard to be cautiously optimistic in the face of such awesomeness. Especially since word is coming out it is indeed pretty great.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 8:59 p.m. CST

    "gut-bustingly funny" = plant

    by Lance Rocke

    come on, this sounds so canned!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:04 p.m. CST

    MATSUI OWNS YOU ALL

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    BOW TO GODZILLA

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Kick-Ass the comic

    by DannyOcean01

    Was that always planned as a limited series? Feels like yet another Millar punt for quick cash. It's good fun, and looks like it'll make a great movie, but that's kind of the point with most of what Millar seems to write these days.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Ugh...Millar's gonna think he's the new Mamet

    by Onin Solstice

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Title Won't Even Be Released in USA

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    They'll run an ad campaign called KICK-A** or KICK-A$$ and they won't say the title in the name. Plus, when this comes out in the USA, Lion's Gate will -EVISCERATE- it from its current form, demanding cut after cut after cut. It's going to be half the length of its current run. I'll be surprised if this doesn't lack a US distributor and go straight to DVD as KICK-___.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    I can't wait to see KICK!

    by SnapT

    I am from the USA.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    ThusSpakeSpymunk - what's wrong with the US?

    by Player01

    We get US cable TV here, and you guys have some serious issues. For example, someone stuck there finger up in an 'up yours' salute and this was 'blurred out' by censors! I mean, WTF!!! Or someone had a T-Shirt with a gun on it, in a home improvement show, and they blurred it out! I saw it a mirror reflection, LOL! FUCKING CENSORS. POLITICALLY CORRECTING YOUR SOCIETY, ONE EDIT AT A TIME.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, GABRIALGRAY!

    by DrunkyMcLush

    No one cares about what you have to say. Kill yourself.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    NERD RAGE OPENS HIS MOTHERS ASS

    by GABRIELGRAY

    AND CHECKS FOR CHOCOLATE WITH HIS TOUNGE! i meanwhile laugh and fucking laugh! Harry you fat fuck. did you get cast as Jabba the Hut in the upcoming STARWARS TV show ? do not worry ginger, its in the fucking bag! I have decided to entertain myself for the last part of the year destroying any chance of rational thought and conversation and instead deliver a wide spectrum of abhorrent behaviour. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    ahh i remember the first time i came across gabriel gray

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    way back in the crazy times of 2007. and he still hasnt changed. not one BIT

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Wow.

    by criticalbliss

    Is there a way to ban idiots who repeatedly spam talkbacks (on purpose)? Perhaps if the character counts and characters match then the message is omitted or filtered?

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Gabriel Gray = Douchebag Extraordinaire

    by Rebeck2

    Well done, sir. You have taken douchebaggery to new heights.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Player01

    by Rebeck2

    I don't know what you're on about either, but shut the fuck up and change the channel, idiot.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST

    The reviewer is a fan of Millar, which makes him suspect

    by IndustryKiller!

    The guy is an objectively terrible comic book writer. Anyone with an actual passion for superhero mythos MUST hate him, because you can't have it both ways.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:36 p.m. CST

    I think that's legit

    by torontoxic

    and I'm anxious to see Kick Ass.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:36 p.m. CST

    BTW this is test screening tomorrow night in LA

    by IndustryKiller!

    So expect more reviews

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    IndustryKiller...

    by criticalbliss

    I agree. Not a fan of Millar. Though it's possible they improved on the source material with the quality of the performances and such... At least I'd hope.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:50 p.m. CST

    JANE GOLDMAN IS A GODDESS!!!FACT!!!

    by TheDestroyerOfWorlds

    I'd be pissed if she was married to anyone other than Jonathan Ross. The man interviewed H.G. Lewis (Blood Feast), Ted V. Mikels (Corpse Grinders) and Ray Dennis Steckler (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?) for his 1980's program The Incredibly Strange Film Show. Ross and Goldman truly KICK ASS!!!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Who is this GabrielGray?

    by Dharma4

    Who is that..?

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Meh

    by D.Vader

    Again, Meh, I say.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Millar isn't that bad

    by MyManD316

    Sure he does get a bit over the top (okay, this happens often), but the man has told some damn good comic tales. Superman Red Son was great, his run on The Ultimates was fine and I had a blast with Old Man Logan.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Saw it a few months ago...

    by Gil Brooks

    ...and can confirm what this reviewer is saying- it's fucking awesome. Now, I never read the comic, but it didn't matter. Also- Hit Girl for the FUCKING win!!!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:07 p.m. CST

    G@BRIELGR@Y is the worlds number 1 troll / insane member of soci

    by AbhorrentBehaviour

    That is who he is, and im not kidding either, Movie websites fear him. rumour has it that it is someone famous

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:09 p.m. CST

    Having a blast with Millar

    by DannyOcean01

    That's about as far as it goes. Nearly every single recent release has been made with an eye for a movie. It's kind of pathetic.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:10 p.m. CST

    MATTHEW VAUGHN NEEDS TO DO A BOND FILM!!!FACT!!!

    by TheDestroyerOfWorlds

    Layer Cake was a great flick and also the movie that got Bond for Daniel Craig. Quantuum of Solace was a crushing dissapointment after Martin Campbell’s triumphant return with Casino Royale. So why didn’t the Bond producers hire Vaughn, or Danny Boyle for that matter, to do the follow up? Oh yeah, that’s right, it’s because they’re FUCKING MORONS!!! How else can you explain their hiring of that fucking overrated hack Marc Foster? Seriously, the Bond producers are complete fucking retards. If I was producing those flicks I would have lined up Vaughn, Boyle and David Yates for the next three flicks after CR and hired TOP writers to develop the scripts. This ain’t fucking rocket science you know?

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:15 p.m. CST

    I want to see Millar's Superman trilogy

    by Meadowe

    He wants to release 1 a year right? I wanna see if it'll even get a sequel, the way singer's decent (yet admittedly too derivative of the first one) movie was disregarded.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Agreed critical, I do wanna see the film

    by IndustryKiller!

    Millar is a cock, but I like the way Vaughn is pitching this. He really seems, in a totally non arrogant way, to think he has something special on his hands. His enthusiasm for the project is infectious and he said he took liberties with the material. Im gonna give it a chance.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Wow, they made a movie with the title Kick Ass Boring

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Congrats

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:24 p.m. CST

    GABRIEL GRAY, YOU DON'T IMPRESS CREEPYTHINMAN......

    by TheDestroyerOfWorlds

    Spamming boards doesn't take talent. Words are our weapons and they can be as deadly as sticking a knife into someones heart and twisting it if they used in the right way.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Was that WATCHMEN diss really necessary?

    by 3D-Man

    WATCHMEN is by no means a perfect film but it got a lot of things right. I for one am grateful we got a WATCHMEN film that didn't totally butcher the original material.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11 p.m. CST

    This guy actually recognized music from 28 DAYS LATER?

    by 3D-Man

    Not buying it. TOTAL plant.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Thats why they call me Terry Tibbs.

    by Series7

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11:22 p.m. CST

    28 Days Later music

    by MyManD316

    28 Days Later had a very recognizable theme that other trailers, shows and movies have used.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Please for the love of Cage's castle!!

    by Series7

    Please let this be a hit!!!

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Anyone reading the comic

    by Series7

    Notice the fucking shattered glass scene from Wanted (the movie) used like an issue back? <P> At least he recognized that Wanted (the movie) blew, and seems to want this to be like the comic. Too bad the comic isn't as good as the Wanted comic.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Comic Deconstruction

    by Toonol

    While deconstructionism isn't necessarily bad, I wish more comic writers focused on comic CONSTRUCTION rather than deconstruction. It seems like 90% of the Marvel and DC lineup are comics that focus on tearing down heroes and illustrating how ridiculous comics are. That can be great in limited doses, but it can't sustain the whole genre.<p> Watchmen was great, but it seems to have spawned a million talentless imitators.

  • Nov. 4, 2009, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Toonol, I agree

    by criticalbliss

    It's the same problem with the science fiction and fantasy genre right now as well. <p> Although, I didn't think Watchmen was that great--other than Rorshach.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 12:01 a.m. CST

    So, you've banned GABRIELGRAY...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...did you forget to do the same to Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength?! Hello, AVATAR thread!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 12:14 a.m. CST

    YANKEESS MADE GABRIEL GRAY DISSAPEAR

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    PRAISE MATSUI

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 12:44 a.m. CST

    Whiff of chlorophyll...

    by BiggusDickus

    ...all over this review.<p>And Millar is nothing to write home about. Also-ran 2000AD scribe at best.<P>Anyone else notice that Wanted and Civil War are basically the same premise?

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 12:56 a.m. CST

    D.Vader the same feeling I get

    by Player_Two_has_entered_the_game

    reading your posts. How can you be dull about this? Looks and sounds amazing. Oh well your loss I guess.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:01 a.m. CST

    it will be renamed to Kick-Azz

    by BlackBriar

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:10 a.m. CST

    don't believe the hype

    by TheLastBoyScout

    Saw this a few months back. The movie is an absolute mess, breaks the rules it sets out for itself, and the end seems like it goes on forever. HitGirl was cool, but Nicolas Cage's fiery death scene was laugh out loud terrible. As was Mark Strong as the crime boss. Just bad bad bad. The whole subplot with the gangsters is atrocious, and not entertaining in the least. Again, don't believe the hype.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:25 a.m. CST

    Did i ever tell anyone it is impossible to keep me out ?

    by TheGabrielGray

    JUST SAYING ;-)

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Player Two Has Entered the Game

    by D.Vader

    Really, just everything I've read about this and heard about this just strikes me as "meh". Nothing really gets me that interested. When I first heard the premise- nerdy kid tries to be a hero and gets beat up- I thought that was pretty funny and kinda brilliant. Then I heard all this other stuff about super-villains and McLovin as some other costumed hero or villain (who knows, I don't read the spoilers), and then I heard from people who didn't like the comic. And then I heard how Marvel and Millar were not releasing the final issue until AFTER the movie had been released. <p> And well, my interest plummeted. I'm not too interested in projects that are written specifically (as it seems to be) to be picked up as films. Hell, this already had a movie deal before it was published, right? That kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. <p> But in any case, and on the plus side, I'm currently going into this with such low expectations that I hope I end up really enjoying it and being surprised by it. <p> Next time I'll throw in some choice curse words to avoid being so dull in our eyes =).

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:30 a.m. CST

    And another thing, Player Two

    by D.Vader

    I'm sick of all the hype AICN collectively throws to certain movies. I've seen it happen to so many movies, the long amount of time I've been here. Some of it I agreed with; others I was kind of disgusted by (like Paranormal Activity). I don't want this to be another such case.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:58 a.m. CST

    3D-Man

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Don't think of him being a plant because of the music. I'm a film score nut, and a foley/sound effects nut and you would not believe what a creative wasteland movies are for sound effects and music. I've heard so much shit totally recycled from one movie to another. Hell, go listen to "Casper's Lullaby" from CASPER and then listen to the "storybook" theme from "Spiderwick Chronicles." Horner isn't even cribbing himself - he's partially just recycling the whole score from CASPER whole-hock, like he had a deadline and just grabbed some sheet music. It's painful. And do you know how many times I've heard a particular baby's squee used when someone picks up a baby that was originally first heard in an ad for Luv's diapers in the early 80s? Fucking BEYONCE uses that baby-squee from that ad in one of her songs (Destiny's Child, rather). Timbaland used it. The music from BATMAN AND ROBIN was partially recycled from BATMAN FOREVER whole-score without even being re-recorded - they took the actual cues and you can hear minor flaws from one score carrying into the second sonically, it's fucking obscene. And dude, if I have to listen to one more fucking trailer using "Bishop's Countdown" or "The Vampire Hunters" I will fucking scream. So I believe that part 100 percent, because it makes me insane to hear Wilhelm screams in evewry movie. Imagine if you heard that Wilhelm moment of recognition for every screen door opening, cat yowling, explosion with a panther growl in it (see MARK OF ZORRO for hilarious exploding panthers - and then let me tell you all about the other movies that have done this fucking insane sound cue - why is there a fucking panther in that explosion?)

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 2 a.m. CST

    To say nothing ....

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Of the camel howl which is reused for the DOOM game and a TON of monster sounds in everything from HELLBOY to ... aw, forget that one. DOOM alone has a ton. The fucking re-do DVD of SUPERMAN's trap scene where Luthor is testing him with the metal doors closing? IT'S REFITTED sonically with the closing door sounds from DOOM! FUCK!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 3:03 a.m. CST

    ThusSpakeSpymunk

    by 3D-Man

    The sound effect of the kids laughing in PHANTOM MENACE (when Anakin is showing off his pod racer to his friends) has been used elsewhere right?? I swear I hear that thing all the time and when I try to convince someone that its the EXACT same laughing kids sound as in PHANTOM MENACE they look at me like I'm insane!!!!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:11 a.m. CST

    28 Days Later

    by Mr. Profit

    I saw that movie once. Disliked it. But I always remember the music as it was the best part of the film. So dude shouldn't be called a "Plant" for that reason alone. I just call question to the fact that he calls the film brilliant but says it drags in the middle a bit.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:17 a.m. CST

    I'm sure this movie will be fun to watch

    by mynamesdan

    but comic books have a higher function than being full-colour storyboarded film pitches. <p> I say fuck these guys who are writing books just to make movies. I won't be buying their fucking comics. <p> It's thanks to Millar that Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she can release a comic book.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:30 a.m. CST

    Toonal I COMPLETELY agree on deconstruction

    by IndustryKiller!

    Its also been done so many times at this point and the hard questions involved have been answered (almost immediately actually in Watchmen) that those in the deconstruction racket are pretty much just hacks. Take Batman Begins for example, people liked it because they had never seen deconstruction on screen before, but its an almost painfully mediocre film, whereas the Dark Knight replaces that deconstruction of plot and concept with CHARACTER deconstruction, which is where the meat and potatoes of any great story lies, and as a result we have a masterpiece that examines amazingly the relationship between hero and nemesis. SO much more interesting. It's so fucking easy to examine why superheroes wouldn't work in the real world (duh) and nobody fucking cares, whats interesting is creating a world unlike our own in which superheroes can and do exist and then examining the characters within them.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:37 a.m. CST

    Never heard of the comic but

    by Drsambeckett1984

    Everything i have seen and heard about this looks extremely cool, and whatever people say, Nic Cage is always worth paying to see! The guy is the cinematic equivalent of fire!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:48 a.m. CST

    Stardust was a big disappointment.

    by Reelheed

    Matty Vaughn is just a moneyed hack who wants to be an artist. Layer cake was only enjoyable due to a decent turn by Daniel Craig. But his wife is sexy so... good for him.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:59 a.m. CST

    Mmmmm.... leafy

    by JuanSanchez

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:27 a.m. CST

    Might be some vegetation.. not just because of 28 days later

    by V'Shael

    There was just something that felt off in the review. Like, name checking almost everyone (not so much by checklist, but like he didn't want to leave anyone out). Even as a movie geek, I've seen plenty of movies where I couldn't name check the writers or some of the cast members. <p> Not sure if he's a plant... but yeah, JuanSanchez has it right. It's "leafy".

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:30 a.m. CST

    Could any of my fellow talkbackers recognise

    by V'Shael

    Universal staff by looking at them? What about European distributers? <p> My suspicion, is that this was a Universal staff member. He knows Universal are the UK distributers, but can't announce it. And maybe even really liked it. But he's coming from a place of bias, being a Universal employee. <p> That's my take on it, anyway.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:41 a.m. CST

    I HATE how this comic/film dropped the ball

    by holden_oz

    "this feels like it is happening in our world, and will drive fellow geeks wild. The film veers ever more into outlandish areas as it goes on, but it always feel believable."<p> The premise of the story is that what if someone, in our world, with our rules and laws, just went and did it. Donned the spandex and attempted to fight crime. The first three issues captured this perfectly with it's ultra realistic approach.<p> And then they introduce "Hit Girl", a pre-pubescent ninja who slices drug dealers in half, literally, with her sword.<p> And the worst thing is, comic fans LOVED her. They celebrated this development! <p> All the hard work they put into the main character, to make it 'real' is pissed on... and people are cheering. <p> I totally wouldn't have cared if it was ALL over the top crazy, but you can't boast that the story is doing something so original, so fresh, and then serve us up exactly the same thing as the other guys. <p> And before someone says, "Easy, just don't watch it." I won't. I stopped reading the comic after issue four and won't see the film.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:44 a.m. CST

    They Call Him Terry Tibbs!

    by spud mcspud

    What happens is, you give me a monkey, I shake your hand, we enjoy a nice lunch, I take you a nice hotel, wind you dine you, make love until the early hours of the morning, and you give me a review of KICK-ASS. That's why they call me Terry Tibbs. Much love. Dah-DAH dah-dah dah-dah DAH!!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:55 a.m. CST

    3D-Man...

    by holden_oz

    YES! Along with the Wilhelm scream, those kids laughing is one of the most overused sound clips in film... Can't escape it.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:56 a.m. CST

    holden_oz

    by spud mcspud

    If there's one thing that WANTED made clear, it's that Mark Millar is a manchild with all the emotional and intellectual development of an eight-year old on a sugar high, and with as much knowledge about the consequences of violence in the media.<P> Take Hit Girl. So you take a kid (literally a child), in this case a girl, you tell her to say FUCK and CUNT a lot, you construct awesome Matrixy action sequences around her, then you add shitloads of digital blood.<P> What about that is actually cool? Okay, it probably looks very glossy etc. On the other hand, another 12 year old now knows how to curse like an AICN Talkbacker, has been exposed to enough violence to surprise a Royal Marine, and is officially the poster child of millions of comic geeks. Think about that: for millions of sweaty, socially awkward, basement-dwelling comics fans, their next favourite character is a twelve-year old that swears and kills people.<P> If Mark Millar thinks that this is anything other than childish, puerile titillation on the same level as Sean William Scott eating shit in AMERICAN PIE THE WEDDING, he's wrong. Because look at what WANTED's subtextual message was, summed up at the end of the first movie: if you actually work for a living, you're a fucking idiot. If Angelina Jolie turns up, tries to kill people who are supposedly hunting you, teaches you to be a badass assassin (whilst kicking shit out of you along the way), and then turns you into an asshole of almost the level your unknown father was (aka the greatest villain assassin who ever lived), then you are officially KEWL, and therefore the line ~"What have you done with your life?" at the end of WANTED is actually meant seriously - Mark Millar thinks that if you are a decent human being who would actually turn down the chance to become a hitman for a living, then you are an asshole.<P> I suggest that Mark Millar is the asshole, for having all the intellect and self-awareness of an eight-year old kid on a sugar rush, who has never even heard of the word consequences, and who regularly draws on the wall with his own shit just to piss people off and gain attention. WANTED was self-serving, childish, amoral, geniunely unlikable shite, and KICK-ASS sounds like more of the same. Just because something devoid of conscience or morality is filmed beautifully does not make it any less amoral or indecent.<P> And don't get me started on the CHOSEN comics mini-series. Most obvious, wasted twist in comcis writing history.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:03 a.m. CST

    Sorry holden_oz

    by spud mcspud

    That wasn't all directed at you - it began that way, then got away from me a bit and turned into a rant.<P> But I do think Mark Millar is an amoral twat, who probably found it funny to tie fireworks to cats and watch them explode as a kid. That's kinda the impression I get from reading his comics and watching his movies. He's the comic book writing equivalent of Eli Roth when the first HOSTEL came out.<P> And comparisons with Tarantino are probably a bit off... because even Tarantino has a sense of the consequences of ultraviolence, and doesn't just glorify violence for its own sake. There's always a price to be paid in a Tarantino movie for the red stuff to flow...

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:07 a.m. CST

    I couldn't get past the second paragraph

    by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead

    It may be because it's so early, or it may be because just from the first two paragraphs alone, I knew I would have some photosynthesis taking place in my asshole after letting this plant blow sunshine up there if i continued. <br> <br> Wow, just from sitting in a dark theater this guy knew that the majority of the audience was Universal staff. <br> <br> Wow, isn't it amazing that the few seats that weren't swallowed up by Universal staff just so happened to go to some "lucky punter" off the streets who is so familiar with this obscure graphic novel that he could tell that the movie was verbatim? I gotta tell ya, I'm more and more impressed with he big studios every single day. Every test screening they hold, they always seem to grab the perfect guy with a taste for the source material. Not to mention the fact that at every single test screening they hold, they find someone who is familiar enough with this site that they'll send in a review immediately despite never having posted here before. <br> <br> Now, I'm not one of the posters here that shouts out plant at every review but Jesus Christ, come on! The sad thing is is that it's so fucking obvious and arry posts them anyway. <br> <br> Which brings up two valid points. Either Harry ad the crew here are really fucking stupid and gullible or they're totally in on it and have so little integrity that they''ll whore this site out no questions asked. <br> <br> Either option is a fucking disappointment and Harry should be ashamed of himself and what he's let this site become. Have a little bit of honor and integrity. Show us that this site still means something to you and that you won;t sell out at the drop of a Twinkie. <br> <br> If not then.......fuck off!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Sounds like too much humor . . .

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    . . . that's sounds dumb but the comic really isn't a comedy. It's really about a few crazed people running around like superhero. It has funny moments via the main character but not every damned person in the book is stand-up comic. Eh, I just don't know about this one.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:28 a.m. CST

    Two things, then I'm sleeping...

    by holden_oz

    ThusSpakeSpymunk, you're the first person I've come across that picked up on the Spiderwick/Casper theme... I sat bolt upright when watching Spiderwick... Not sure what my point is, guess I just want to commiserate with you. <p> And spud mcspud, no need for apology, I agree with every word. It's porn for comic geeks. We're post Dark Knight now, so these films need to be dark as hell, violent as a snuff film and show ALOT of skin. Never mind that the character hasn't reached puberty yet!<p> The thing that gets me is that the same fans that beg for originality completely lose the plot for this derivitive shite.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:30 a.m. CST

    But what's it ABOUT?!?!?!

    by The StarWolf

    I've read the comic - wasn't all that impressed - but let's assume there ARE people out there who haven't. Would it be possible to have a review be more vague as to what the film's actually ABOUT? A "deconstruction of super heroes"?? What the heck's that supposed to mean?! Come on, just a little bit of the plot would be nice for people who don't know what they're going to be seeing. Honest.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Oh, and...

    by holden_oz

    ...just because a comic/comic movie references it's own genre DOES NOT make it deconstructionist!!<p>People bandy that term about on these boards like it's a badge of coolness. Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns were deconstructionist narratives that took apart the genre from the inside out and really said something that hadn't yet been said AND, might I add, appeared in a time when it was able to mean something. These things made those two stories great. <p>Kick Ass is superhero pornography. Nothing more.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Chloe Moretz - simply awesome!

    by pomme

    For what it's worth, I went to the BAFTA preview screening last night and everyone seemed to love it. There is no need for hype. Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl was the highlight for me. So much sass and gutsy fighting, and cutting one-liners, including the funniest cuss I have heard since Shaun of the Dead. This film was so much fun to watch.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:53 a.m. CST

    "Mark Strong... steals every scene he's in"

    by buggerbugger

    This has always been true.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 6:59 a.m. CST

    What with all the kickass/porn referance here?

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    I'm not a rabid fan but come on. Yeah, sure, you have to have that geeky sensibility to get some of it but referring to it as comic porn is a little much. To real comic fans the entire book is an inside joke and the only people who don't understand the joke are the ones on the outside of it.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Weird. Read like a review of the local High School...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...play. "Jenny Prostak was positively RADIANT as the farmer's daughter, and without giving too much away, Bradley Zimmerman was dashing yet sensitive and vulnerable as the dancing out of town salesman who breezes into the quiet community. I don't want to give anything away, but when he lowered his sunglasses and wiggled his eyebrows the audience went WILD!"

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:04 a.m. CST

    ...I'm hoping it's good though. Sounds like fun.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:15 a.m. CST

    ASS

    by Pants_McCracky

    Any movie with the word "ass" in it is guaranteed at least a $80M opening weekend. The Idiocracy progress bar stands at 50%!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:15 a.m. CST

    ...NEEDS MORE BUNSEN BURNER MAN!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Mark Millar pwns all your Fanboy Asses!!

    by anonymous_bitch

    Face it, all you wannabee fanboys have no idea what good writing actually is. Millar is the next best thing to Garth Ennis. Always surprising, never pandering. All you fuckin' shmoes have no fuckin' clue just how deft and inventive Millar's writing is. But who gives a shit what you think? Whether Kick Ass finds an audience or not, the movie will still kick your ass from the sphincter out! Fuckin' gaytard haters!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:42 a.m. CST

    It will be shit, guaranteed

    by Lost Jarv

    It has exactly the same flaw as that massive bore Turdmen (from this review): <P>"So the movie itself. I'm a huge fan of the Mark Millar/John Romita jr comic anyway, so to see the film so early felt like a massive coup, and I'm happy to tell you that this is the Kick-Ass film that Kick-Ass fans will want to see. It opens like the first comic virtually verbatim (I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't read them), but the film itself varies only slightly from the source comic, but the changes made by director Matthew Vaughan and screenwriter Jane Goldman ring true to the spirit of the comic, and never feel strange, in fact the changes made make the film seem logical and help some bring some of the wilder concepts down to earth." <P>Do not make fanboy wankery. It's dull. <P>Unless this is a fucking plant, in which case, that's a lie.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 7:51 a.m. CST

    Pomme

    by Lost Jarv

    I've never seen before and a quick look at google shows that it's the photosynthesising cunts first post ever. <P>If you are anything other than a marketing drone I'll be amazed.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Fucking jaded motherfuckers

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    How about we approach this some optimism and see what the other reviews say? Fucking hell. Some of you need to have a coffee, a smoke and maybe get laid. Find your happy place, eh?

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Plant? Tree? Leafy? Get stuffed.

    by terry_tibbs

    Hey, I'm sorry if I got a bit hyperbolic about the film, maybe a little too gushing, but I wrote it as soon as I got home, so was maybe a little bit too over-excited about how awesome the film was, but I can promise you I'm not a plant. Yes I'm already a Kick-Ass comic reader, but when I got approached at the Wandsworth Cineworld, I was asked if I wanted to see a new Nic Cage film, at which I turned my nose up at, until I saw the words Kick Ass on her clipboard. So yes, it was lucky that they found me, but I feel like I was the lucky one, and pretty much everyone I knew wanted to come with me, but the screening rules were quite tight. With regards to conspiracies regarding how I knew that they were Universal employees? Well it was pretty obvious when the guy shepherding everyone into the cinema kept going, "The back rows behind the bollards ARE RESERVED FOR UNIVERSAL STAFF", it was pretty blatant. If you think the review was too gushing, then I'm sorry for being excited about seeing a film that hasn't even got a release date yet, about one of my favourite current comic series, that is clearly fucking awesome. And... "photosynthesising cunt"? C'mon, I'm a regular reader of the site, but this is the first time that I felt I had something worthwhile that people may actually want to hear about, rather than me posting comments exposing my jealousy over someone else's good fortune to see a film that i really want to see. So, get a grip, or I'll come round and whomp all you haters asses!!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Kick-Butt...Yeah!

    by SpawnofAchilles

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:46 a.m. CST

    WTF?

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Every fucking time somebody posts an early positive review people yell "PLANT!"<p>Does this mean that most people will only ever believe negative early reviews? How cynical is that?<p>Fucking hell these threads are populated by some real fucking idiots just looking for a rise. And for my next glaringly obvious statement I give you *some text missing*

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Player01

    by Philvis

    Player01, it is your country that is editing the American tv shows. You might want to know what you are talking about before you rant about US censorship. The Brits are the ones that have super tough censorship laws. Remember that little show called Teenage Mutant Hero" Turtles over there in Britain??? Ninja was such a harsh term, it had to be replaced! Start trashing your own censors.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:48 a.m. CST

    spud mcspud..I was a 12yr old that swore and killed people!

    by conspiracy

    Well, I swore anyway...much worse than I fucking do now. Personally...I like kids that swear and act like adults...makes them less annoying.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:46 a.m. CST

    definitely a plant tibbs

    by Cedar_Room

    who the fuck knows where every bit of music used in a temp score comes from? who knows the name of every actor who pops up on screen? No-one "so excited" by a film who rushes home and writes a review is able to remember every single detail like that. <p> but the strange this is - we usually get the plants turning up for films that turn out to be shit. And yet Kick-Ass sounds like it could be great, so why the need for this shit?? Should we be worried??

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    I dunno, this actually sounds pretty good...

    by HarryCalder

    I have a feeling I'll enjoy this film a lot more than I did "Superman Returns," anyway. There were not enough potty-mouthed pre-teens in "Superman Returns."

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    the truth

    by caspartine

    i normally just read talkbacks to hear some home truths about the films i am working on if tibbs is a plant i owe him a drink and would love to know who he works for as the screening he intended was a sale screening for universal to see whether they want to buy the film and the crowd were from nrg to add some atmosphere to a room full of suits. love the moneyed hack

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Holla at me...

    by Oprah_Duke

    When the DVD drops!!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Cedar Room

    by D.Vader

    Uhhh... I usually do know those things. Its not out of the ordinary for a film buff to make it to a screening. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt, but only bc your argument for him being a plant is more an argument for him being a film buff with a great memory- something that's not that strange.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    And that said, Cedar Room

    by D.Vader

    This does read more like a press release than an actual review.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST

    'Salt' Trailer

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Is now running via Empireonline. Looks like Angelina struggled to achieve a full Trinity running up that wall...

  • Nov. 5, 2009, noon CST

    If you use this, call me Mark Millar.

    by Falafalguy

    Is it better then Godfather 2?

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Mark Strong is a great actor

    by S-Mart shopper

    he's like an unpretentious version of stanley tucci

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    This is a plant review. No question.

    by ebonic_plague

    TV's Troy McClure sounds more sincere than this guy's writing.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1 p.m. CST

    Terry Tibbs = "bribe tryst"

    by ratchet

    ie an anagram of the phrase meanings "paid for date" heh heh, need more sleep :)

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Who Cares But Kick Ass Fans?

    by Grinning White Skull

    I think the comic book is over-hyped ass along with this film. No one outside of geeks is going to see this or care. The studio is shitting bricks trying to figure out how to promote and release it. Look at how fucked-up "The Spirit" was under Lionsgate and how they beat the same fanboy drum in promoting it. The company hasn't a clue of what is good or bad concerning comic books. Nic Cage doing Adam West? Disaster in the making.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Sorry, but this is fertilizer from a plant

    by James_Camera_On

    The line about the "laughs come quick and fast," was a dead giveaway. Nobody write like that unless they're a market whore.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST

    It took all of what, 7 months to get a "Kick Ass" movie...

    by Triple_J_72

    ...and Wonder Woman is still waiting for her big screen comeback. Where's the justice?

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Fertilize This

    by NixEclips

    I never thought I'd be saying this, but I smell a Shymalan killer plant.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Nic Cage's Adam West impersonation?

    by Wormie1

    I've heard before that Cage's performance is West-esque. That's fucking terrible. I have read the comics and Big Daddy does not come across as that camp buffoon. West's Batman brought the stupid camp stigma not only to Batman, but also the superhero genre and the whole medium of comics.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Triple

    by Series7

    There was a movie deal before the first comic was ever printed. Thats how things work these days for new properties.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Harry, go to Lowes and get some RoundUp!

    by AsimovDiedOfAIDS

    That's all I'm saying.. Don't understand the sudden geek hate for this project, though. Everyone was raving about it 3 or 4 months ago. Like Harley enthusiasts, geeks are FAGS!

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    They call me... AspiDISTRA TIBBS!

    by belasco_house

    Kidding.<p> I like using hyperbole too, it's the best thing in the world

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 2:59 p.m. CST

    KICK ASS

    by andrew coleman

    That is all.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 3:15 p.m. CST

    If this isn't a plant

    by Nabster

    then Harry doesn't like to gobble cookies, and we all know Harry loves cookies. Obvious plant.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Terry fucking Tibbs!!

    by Semen Stains

    Nice one mate.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    They call me MR Kick Ass.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Planty McPlanterson

    by Big_Daddy_Nero

    Hey I am not even one of those people who yell 'Plant!' and even *I* see this as a clear plant. I can't tell you how many times i have seen average rubes off the street begin spontaneous paragraphs with phrases like "The comic sets out as a modern deconstruction of the superhero concept, with knowing nods to geekdom surrounding comics, and the film takes that idea and runs with." Umm, make that NEVER. Anyway, stopped reading at that point, as what value is there in reading some studio hack's sunshine press release, 'paid advertisement'-style faux news item in the paper? Come on Harry, you didn't smell this as soon as you saw it?

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Puh.....

    by DocPazuzu

    ....LALALALALALA-LAAAANT!!! <p> "gut-bustingly funny" <p> Oh, do fuck off.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    "So, get a grip...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...or I'll come round and whomp all you haters asses!!" <p> That's the plant version of Clark Griswold's "What it is, bro".

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    "deconstruction of the superhero concept"

    by purplepurple

    Im kind of bored with this phrase and movies that can be described with it..

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:05 p.m. CST

    tibbs speaks the truth

    by ed_eat_world

    I was at the screening aswell,this is my first post, i recognized the score, (how could anyone who's seen 28 days later not recognize 'in the house in a heartbeat'? they also used a lot of the sunshine soundtrack later in the film aswell) and i agree with absolutely everything tibbs says. Cue screams of PLANT.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:16 p.m. CST

    ed_eat_world...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...is lying. He has posted before, albeit only once (in 2004), and also in a preview screening talkback: <p> www.aintitcool.com/node/16809

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:25 p.m. CST

    apologies

    by ed_eat_world

    i have absolutely no recollection of that. fuck knows why i posted it aswell. can't believe i've read this site at least once a day for at least 5 years now, it's got to be longer than that aswell. sorry again. also, nic cage does an awesome impression of adam west

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Black Dynamite screener out.

    by Kontarsky

    Nothing. else. matters.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:16 p.m. CST

    ed_eat_world, re: "i have absolutely no recollection of that"

    by Immortal_Fish

    And yet you had recollection of your TB handle and password. After 5 years.<P>Blow.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Black Devil Doll just showed up in the mail

    by MacReady452

    Nothing. else. matters.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Immortal_Fish

    by MacReady452

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 9:37 p.m. CST

    CASPER/SPIDERWICK

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Thanks, man, for the commiserating. It was a commiserable moment! I know Horner likes to repeat himself, but I love "Casper's Lullaby" and have rarely heard a composer crib from himself so blatantly and so obviously and in such a creatively-bankrupt way. Still, I love CASPER and I love SPIDERWICK, albiet in different ways. Both made me happy in the cinema. That is all I ever ask for from a movie, really. Freddie Highmore is the Elijah Wood of his generation in terms of "real-desl"ism.<p><p>As for Millar, I agree with the pornography comparisons, though I'm not so eager to rush to define Millar by his works. I think he's doing work he thinks (rightly) that will maximize what fanboys want in comics - simply this: it is incredible violence, weird socially-twisted sexuality, anti-normalcy (IE "Normals SUCK OK WEIRD0Z RULE OK!"), anti-corporate rage (against job/bills/everyday normal life), family dysfunction. It's all sad really. And it all centers around very clear life decisions in a cause-and-effect way. Socially awkward? Read all about women who wear underwear or nothing at all and act like sex sluts but refuse all advances or dominate so you don't have to do any of the work! Or, in creepier territory, read about little girls taking those positions and being hypersexualized! Don't like the fact you can't rise beyond a retail shill job or fast food? Pretend it's all a conspiracy that's out to get you (WANTED, THE MATRIX)! It's certainly not YOUR fault for being a loser idiot. "I'm not fat! I can't help it! It's a glandular problem! Here, hand me that giant bag of M&Ms." You know why people are fat? They don't eat right and they don't exercise. It's not because they're mutants.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 9:38 p.m. CST

    That was for Holden-Oz

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    I love your name, man. "Fuck you, Tin Man. You're not really alive. You're just a big phony!"

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Oh and the Laughing Kids

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Yes, that sound sequence is used CONSTANTLY for background. I'm autistic, and very sonically attuned, so I memorize, passively, all the sound effects I hear in movies, and when they get used again ... it breaks me out of the movie completely.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Spymunk you['re autistic?

    by D.Vader

    Well that explains a lot. <p> By the way, I LOVE Casper's Lullaby too. Fantastic work. And I hate Horner for being such a self-plagiarizing whore. Bicentennial Man sounds JUST like the opening credits score to A Beautiful Mind. Ugh.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Hmmmmm

    by D.Vader

    I hope I didn't offend you. Reading my comment and it appears to be a bit... insensitive. I just meant, I've seen you write some crazy shit before, Spymunk. But then, a LOT of talkbackers do =).

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:11 p.m. CST

    D, Vader - Autistic

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Yes, I'm autistic. Thoroughly. I've got the mind of a ten-year-old, supposedly. Retarded. But not in that funky LIFE GOES ON way. You wouldn't know by looking at me. So I'm allowed to call people retards. Retard. :) Seriously, love 'ya, Big D.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:12 p.m. CST

    Something Most Don't Know ...

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    ... is that many people who are autistic can barely talk straight, like me, but can type very well and very easily. I can articulate my thoughts in text much easier than I can manipulate out unplanned words in social conversations.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Very interesting, Spymunk

    by D.Vader

    You say you can't talk straight. Do you mean, your words come out in that slurred sort of way, or that you have a hard time articulating what you want to say? My cousin has Aspergers. Not the same thing, of course, but he is very socially awkward. 15 years old but acts like he's 10, that sort of thing.<p> So, being autistic, I must ask, what is your stance on the social use of the adjective "retarded"? I don't have a problem with it, as its an outdated medical/scientific term, just as idiot and moron are. But I'm always curious what the people who are truly affected by autism think about the subject. For instance, I have a friend with an autistic younger sister, and he doesn't care about the word bc he knows pple aren't calling his sister "Retarded" or comparing idiots to her when they do. I wonder how many people who try to ban its usage are truly offended by it or are just crusaders who think they are trying to protect others by making it "hate speech". <p> Oh boy, I hope I'm not opening too big a can of worms here Spymunk. But curiosity and all that, you know =).

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Hard Time Articulating, D.

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    And autism IS Asperger's, or vice versa = it's a complicated issue. I have Asperger's, and that's about right, what you described for your cousin, only I'm way older than 15 but it pretty much stuck at that "level.' Obviously, I'm smarter than a ten-year-old but that's my supposed 'awareness" age, my "social maturity" age etc. Honestly, though, I think I'm more mature than a lot of the Talkbackers.<p><p>As for the use of the word "retarded," it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I use it ALL the time. I think it fits a specific thing, and not autistic people at all. A lot of the media portrayals of autism are WAY off. RAIN MAN? I AM SAM? Bullshit. MERCURY RISING? Dead-on. Society gets this shit wrong all the time. MOZART AND THE WHALE? Pure -shit-. Awful movie. Have yet to see ADAM.<p><p>BEAUTIFUL MIND? CRAP!<p><p>Very few movies get it right. MERCURY RISING is probably the best in terms of nailing how it can feel, and little Miko Hughes did a bang-up job in that one of really getting the eye-contact thing, the stance, the strong mind hidden inside of a body that won't do what we want it to do. It's a brilliant performance from a kid. I always wonder how much of it was coached and how much of it came from Miko's own observations of real autistic kids. The commentary on the movie discusses this to detail, but not in a way that I can discern all what's what there. Anyway, watch that underrated Bruce Willis flick. You'll understand my world a lot more than you do now.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:46 p.m. CST

    My cousin is hilarious

    by D.Vader

    He's gotten better over the years, though when he was young he acted very strangely- temper tantrums all the time- and started getting very OCD. Turned out he had strep throat... IN HIS BRAIN! <p> But he got treated and then everything went back to normal- aside from the aspergers I mean. <p> But he's a funny kid. Has always used "big words" in place of normal vernacular, which we've learned is normal for aspergers. And he LOVES violence. Not violence against real people, I mean. He does NOT like hearing about children being kidnapped or being killed or molested. That stuff weirds him out and he leaves the room or covers his ears. <p> But he's a big fan of schadenfreude. BIG big fan. Loves the Simpsons when Homer gets hurt or chokes Bart. Loves it when pple in movies get hurt. <p> I need to introduce him to The Three Stooges sometime... <p> Never saw Mercury Rising, but I remember seeing the ads for The Sixth Sense and thinking it would be another Mercury Rising, ie, would fail at the box office. Thriller with Bruce Willis protecting a kid and all that.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Here's an interesting clip collection ...

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Some dead-on autism here to help you understand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxq5w2XQXqI&

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Another thing about my cousin...

    by D.Vader

    He doesn't like to hug. And we're a very huggy family. We have to force him to do it, but lately he's been getting better about it, sometimes putting an arm up. But I think he does it just to make us feel better about it, not bc he wants to.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:10 p.m. CST

    I SAW THIS ALSO!

    by Spaz Medicine

    There was a screening at the promenade in Santa Monica on Wednesday. I never read the comic, but have been following the development of the movie since I heard of it. It's really good. I can write a full review of the film if people want me to (as I am most definitely NOT a plant), but suffice it to say that i think the film is REALLY strong. My one biggest complaint is how some of the action scenes were filmed; you miss too much of it. That, and like many teen movies (which a good portion of this film is), some character actions (outside the realm of the Kick Ass character, just the teenager stuff) doesn't seem too believable. Other than that, it's funny, original, strongly acted (Mark Strong owns!), and just a hell of a lot of fucking fun.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Interesting clips

    by D.Vader

    I didn't know it dealt with autism. I need to check out this movie. Just saw your YouTube comment. Left one there myself.

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Kick Ass 2 - Even More Stupid

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Nov. 5, 2009, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Kick-Ass Movie posters

    by cookepuss

    Courtesy of IGN http://tinyurl.com/yzqwu36

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 1:19 a.m. CST

    D. Vader - A Variety of Subjects For You to Peruse

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    RE: Brain Strep<p> When I was very young, an infant, I developed Reye Syndrome. Read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reye_syndrome. A lot of people attribute autism or Asperger's to encephalopathies (basically, brain fevers). There's a lot of (IMO silly) talk about mercury elements in immunizations (a subtle reference made in the title of MERCURY RISING is the rising rate of autism some believe is brought on by the rise in mercury in our water and in immunizations). So it's not hard to believe similar situations can lead to Asperger's in your cousin.<p><p>Asperger's<p> Interesting about the big vocabulary discussion - Asperger's is also commonly associated with what you describe about big words - it's called LITTLE PROFESSOR SYNDROME. From Wikipedia: "hildren with AS may have an unusually sophisticated vocabulary at a young age and have been colloquially called "little professors", but have difficulty understanding figurative language and tend to use language literally.[1] Children with AS appear to have particular weaknesses in areas of nonliteral language that include humor, irony, and teasing. Although individuals with AS usually understand the cognitive basis of humor they seem to lack understanding of the intent of humor to share enjoyment with others. Despite strong evidence of impaired humor appreciation, anecdotal reports of humor in individuals with AS seem to challenge some psychological theories of AS and autism." I suffer from this, too, tending to use big words when they're not necessary, mostly because big words tend to be very specific with a very limited and direct and literal meaning as opposed to smaller and more general words that might not be as specific. It helps because I figure when I use general, small words, the meaning may be more vague than with bigger words, and I like the way the language rolls off the tongue when you combine words this way. It's interesting to get a direct contact with people so you know precisely what's being articulated in this fashion. Yeah, I did that all on purpose just now.<p><P>Schaudenfreude<p>Dude, you're talking to one of the biggest horror movie junkies on the planet. I despise real-life vioelnce, but I absolutely LOVE schaudenfreude humor, based in physical misfortune. Interesting you mention THE SIMPSONS. The single funniest bit on THE SIMPSONS -ever- to me is the one where Homer is upset by "Stupid Sexy Flanders" as he is skiing and then his skis split wide and stretch out his crotch and he yells out "OOWWWW! THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER!" and then at that exact moment begins taking giant balls of snow in the crotch over and over and over as he wails in agony, IE he is experiencing much worse than the worst pain ever. :) And I laugh HYSTERICALLY when I watch my favorite high-violence movies.<P>Has your cousin ever seen POWER KIDS? If not, I submit with a high level of certainty that he will enjoy the HELL out of it, and laugh as hysterically (and non-ironically) as I do at this fight scene, which is just Schadenfreude Heaven: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UovCKcEXRTY&feature=related

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Immortal_fish

    by ed_eat_world

    tried to sign up and got told my email was already registered. couldn't even remember i'd created an account but got my details re-sent to me

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 1:21 a.m. CST

    And Hugging

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    I -hate- hugs, just -hate- them, unless they are pretend-aggression bearhugs, which are ok, the whole both people shaking eachother and going "RRRR!" I liked that as a kid and I still do today. Seriously, though - get your cousin in front of POWER KIDS. I bet he'll freak out. I wanna know!

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Oh, and D. Vader?

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    That POWER KIDS clip, you've GOT to watch it all the way to the end. Trust me. It starts simply enough, but it's the 2nd half that things get crazy. Watch the whole clip. Please. ;)

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Investigation does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    ed_eat_world = Tibbs = plantlife.<p> Doc Pazuzu = Holmes<p> Immortal_Fish = Watson.

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 6:55 a.m. CST

    hauptman

    by Lost Jarv

    fuck off plant: <P>"i think the film is REALLY strong." <p>Nobody outside of marketing uses the word "strong" when they mean "good".

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Letter to soulless whoremasters.

    by Lost Jarv

    Dear Sir, <P> To be honest with you, I’m getting a bit sick of this. I’ve been coming here for many years now, and you haven’t changed at all. <P> Let me explain to you, again, how we know that you are plants and what your impact on this film actually is. <P> Your impact on any film is negative. I know you may not like to hear this, but the fact is, we never see plant reviews/ talkbackers for good films. We do, however, see plantlife in abundance every time a rushed, ill-conceived stinker is released. May I point you to the AvP:Rectum TB’s. Unfortunately, your years of simple thinking and your utter inability to take subtle and not so subtle direction means that you turn up every time with the same tells, and by doing so you have now induced a Pavlovian reaction in many of us so on first sight of your foliage we automatically assume that it’s a bad film and not worth spending the cash on. Please, for the millionth time, try to take this direction on board. Bear in mind that we aren’t stupid, and certainly not as stupid as you think we are. <P> Firstly, you invariably have no AICN pedigree (see Pomme above). Nothing excites the horticulturist in us like a n00b poster turning up with a ridiculously raving post in support of a dubiously positive review. To compound this error, most plant posters only ever post once. Why invent a new ID every time? Surely it would be better to reuse the old ID? <P> Secondly, you seem unaware that AICN is full of rude uncultured bastards. So you never swear in your posts. This is a silly error and one that is easy to rectify. Does your manager watch over your shoulder to make sure that you don’t use any bad words? <P> Thirdly, the language used in here is highly idiosyncratic. It’s laced with in jokes, slang, catchphrases, inventive abuse, references etc. You frequently attempt this, but as you lack the TB mindset, you invariably fuck it up- For example: “the funniest cuss I have heard since Shaun of the Dead”. What precisely was the “cuss” in Shaun of the Dead? I suspect you went for a geek reference and made a complete hash of it. <P> Fourthly, not only do you not understand our argot, but you insist on using marketing phraseology. Many of us (I have) have worked in marketing departments. We recognize marketing terms. This is a big giveaway <P> Next, you never spoil. Almost every plant review contains little more than could be gleaned from the Trailer. If you do decide to spoil, you always do so with something that is widely known. <P> I could go on, but you never seem to get the drift. Instead, I propose a solution: Hire me. I’ve got a marketing background, no scruples, an AICN pedigree and would be happy to fight your battles on these boards. It would be more effective than just exposing your office junior to a reaming. <p> Yours, <P> Jarv

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 9:05 a.m. CST

    There Are No Plants

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Dude, do you really think Hollywood gives a fuck about AICN any more? Like they ever really did?

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 9:47 a.m. CST

    I don't think they care

    by Lost Jarv

    but I do think that they do it anyway to cover bases.

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 9:48 a.m. CST

    That's the mentality, after all.

    by Lost Jarv

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 2:32 p.m. CST

    wow

    by tattoodrake

    you people are some haters, my god. even if this is a plant, fuck it, the comic was awesome and i'm glad they're making a movie. can't wait.

  • Nov. 6, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    tattoodrake, re: "you people are some haters"

    by Immortal_Fish

    I enjoy the source material. I enjoy the artwork. I enjoy the writing. I believe I will enjoy this movie.<P>It frustrates me that someone feels the need to run interference on something that I know will be good. And I hate being lied to.<P>Just because we agree that this property is shaping up to be entertaining doesn't mean that I cannot complain about the scent of someone's bullshit.

  • Nov. 7, 2009, 5:48 a.m. CST

    "There Are No Plants"

    by DocPazuzu

    Is this your expert, ten-year-old opinion, SpyMunk?

  • Nov. 7, 2009, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Wow, Doc -

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    Way to take something I admitted about myself for the purpose of enlightenment and education and turning it around to hurt me. That's why you're a legend! Oh, and congrats again on being mentioned as a loser by a professional movie critic in my local newspaper's review for V FOR VENDETTA !

  • Nov. 8, 2009, 7:25 a.m. CST

    haters

    by pomme

    What is wrong with you people? I'm not a plant. I don't know about terry_tibbs. I was just thrilled to get invited to a preview screening. A mate of mine was reading in Forbidden Planet and was offered a pair of tickets to this BAFTA screening. Lucky for me. I really enjoyed this imperfect cut of the film. It will be ages before you get to see the final product. I thought the whole point of this website was for people who have to opportunity to attend these screening to pass on hints and spoilers for others to enjoy. And you wonder why I hadn't bothered to post anything earlier.

  • Nov. 8, 2009, 9:39 a.m. CST

    SpyMunk

    by DocPazuzu

    You've been nothing but rude, vulgar and hostile towards me in every talkback so I don't feel the slightest need to suck up to you or feel sorry for you in any way. <p> You have been, and always will be, a complete tool.

  • Nov. 8, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Oh, and SpyMunk...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...I know taking things literally is a specialty of yours, but you should know that those of us mentioned in that review weren't singled out for any specific reason. The fact that you post here puts you in the same illustrious "loser" group she was writing about.

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