Published on Wednesday, November 4, 2009 - 8:16am
Coolest thing seen online tonight or this morning! Seriously cool!
Hey folks, Harry here with a couple of things of note. Earlier tonight - a friend and semi-delusional dwarf - sent me the following video:
After watching that I was thrilled! I mean... holy shit that's a talented crazy awesome guy! I love the LEDs that are there for no other reason other than to just be badass. Personally, I want IRON MAN II and SIDESHOW TOYS to release a limited edition IRON MAN MARK I Armor Gauntlet that incorporates this technology! And they should charge crazy ass money for it.
But as I've been working on the late DVD column (SORRY) and awaiting a query regarding the number of seats for BNAT to be answered and watching many great upcoming BluRays and features... I found the following link. Now sure, That kid above has created science fiction comic book fantasy into a vague sense of reality thus connecting the fantastic with the fucking rad of today... BUT THIS IS FORWARD PROGRESSION VIDEO ON THE NEW JOHN CARPENTER MOVIE!!! Dig the groovy riff on the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK theme... a peak at KNB's "Ghost Girl"... and the rehearsals for JOHN CARPENTER'S THE WARD!!!
It is stuff like this that just a sends my flag a waving all the hell around the room and smiling at the golden arches... P.S. Fuck McDonalds! Anyway. I know he hasn't done something in a while that you may have loved, but that doesn't mean that we're on the verge of the badass kickass wholly awesome director of those other favorite films of yours. So go check this out:
Behind the scenes of prep-work for John Carpenter's THE WARD!!!
Reader Talkback
What's your real name, John? Nov 4th, 2009 Oh, he actually mentions Pyro Nov 4th, 2009 WHAT THE HELL Nov 4th, 2009 People on here are going to
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