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Alexander Payne + George Clooney = THE DESCENDANTS?

Published at:  Nov 03, 2009 5:43:09 AM CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. A new project from Alexander Payne is always worth getting excited about especially when George Clooney is rumored to be circling the lead.

There's something about Payne's dry comedy that really gets me and thinking of what Clooney's amiable laid back style humor could look like in one of Payne's flicks makes THE DESCENDANTS all the more appealing to me.

The flick centers on a man who takes his two daughters on a search to find his wife's lover in a bid to save his family unit. Of course no one-line description could sum up a Payne movie... man and his buddy find love while wine-tasting, old dude loses his wife and has to find his own meaning in life, evil high school girl fucks teacher and makes his life a living hell... well, maybe that one is pretty good, but you know what I mean.

THE DESCENDANTS is at Fox Searchlight one of the last and best indie-studios out there... and I know the concept of an indie-studio is an oxymoron, but when you compare their output to, say. 20th Century Fox's usual output you'll understand what I mean. The whole story is at Variety!

What do you folks think?

-Quint
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  • Nov 03, 2009 5:44:43 AM CST

    The daughters better be hot

    by chakraborty

    And barely legal.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 5:58:18 AM CST

    And the wives better have big boobs.

    by mike_d

  • Nov 03, 2009 6:28:55 AM CST

    Payne

    by mel garga

    I'm not familiar with the novel but Payne and Taylor have yet to make a bad film.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:29:10 AM CST

    And the tits better have huge nipples

    by darrenspool

  • Nov 03, 2009 6:31:10 AM CST

    Interview with author / review of novel

    by trashotron

    The Descendants is based on the novel by Kaui Hart Hemmings ... It's a good match for Payne. Here's a review: http://tinyurl.com/ykka3vv and a link to an interview with the author ... http://tinyurl.com/ycld5n9 ... She's good!

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:40:07 AM CST

    Possibly even three nipples. Or five. No less than three.

    by dr sauch

  • Nov 03, 2009 6:40:59 AM CST

    and george clooney better have a big cock

    by dioxholsterreturns

    really big

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:42:20 AM CST

    george clooney has to have huge balls to go with his big cock

    by dioxholsterreturns

    big cock big balls. full package

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:44:46 AM CST

    they should put stargate references

    by dioxholsterreturns

    because its like really popular right now,

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:45:24 AM CST

    Thanks for the link, Trash..

    by mel garga

    I'll probably pick it up. This seems right in Payne's wheelhouse who I still thank for introducing me to Tom (Election) Perotta.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:50:36 AM CST

    Tom Perotta doesnt know how to write stories

    by dioxholsterreturns

    he just writes social messages that somehow end up being stories.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 6:59:49 AM CST

    TOM SERVO: Nipples. Many shapes, many size, some on my back...!

    by nasty in the pasty

  • Nov 03, 2009 7:09:04 AM CST

    Who will play Milo?

    by simpsonian

  • Nov 03, 2009 7:13:04 AM CST

    i always say two good round ones is all you need

    by dioxholsterreturns

    its so rare nowadays to see a good set of boobs.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 7:21:43 AM CST

    Dioxholster

    by destry

    I'm with you on Perotta's last few novels, but he did manage a great collection of short stories called "Bad Haircut," about growing up in the 70s. (We now return to our regularly scheduled cock 'n boobs discussion...)

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  • Nov 03, 2009 7:24:05 AM CST

    Citizen Ruth is one of the best comedies

    by future help

    it was his first film...and dark too.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 7:26:00 AM CST

    CITIZEN RUTH...Que it up....

    by future help

    Devastatingly, but hilarious view
    9/10..........


    Laura Dern gives what should have been an oscar-winning performance in this satire of the abortion controversy. However this movie is not for the main stream. She plays a homeless drug user and a user period. Not a nice person. She has four kids in three different places. The first scene depicts her trying to hit up her ex for money displaying only a token concern for her kids. But by the end of the movie you kinda like her (well, almost... you still would never let her come to your house). Anyway when she is picked up for the 16th time that year by the cops for sniffing household stuff (anything she can find: glue, paint, brake fluid...), the authorities find out that she is pregnant. The DA charges her with criminal endangerment of the fetus, but hints that if she has an abortion the charge will go away. While in the city jail she meets up with the Baby Savers and a tug-of-war ensues between them and the Right-To-Choose people. The portrayal of both sides is so devastatingly accurate that I doubt either side would know they're being lampooned. This movie rates with Cold Turkey and Drop Dead Gorgeous for its cynical, but hilarious portrait of American Life.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 8:07:40 AM CST

    Milo

    by alxorange

    Was wondering the same thing, Simpsonian. Will he go to college?

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  • Nov 03, 2009 8:19:10 AM CST

    So it's not a bio of the classic early 80's punk band?

    by asimovdiedofaids

    Then I'm not interested.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 8:21:01 AM CST

    simpsonian & alxorange

    by asimovdiedofaids

    Looks like there's a few of us old-ass fucks still kicking around who remember back in the day!

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  • Nov 03, 2009 8:50:35 AM CST

    HEY! Chakraborty, Mike_D, darrenspool, dr sauch, and....

    by flickapoo

    ...Dioxholster. Scalding morning coffee snorted through the nose fucking hurts.This damage better not be permanent. I smell nothing but Melita traditional roast and pain...

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  • Nov 03, 2009 8:50:51 AM CST

    If this was about the 80's punk band I'd be there!

    by alienindisguise

    I'd love to see the story of the trailblazer incident captured on film. Now THAT would be classic!

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  • Nov 03, 2009 9:06:08 AM CST

    AsimovDiedofAIDS

    by hst666

    Youb have succinctly expressed my disappointment with this article.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 9:44:35 AM CST

    Payne Sucks

    by davida4348

    Election was a long time ago.

    Sideways was no better than an overlong episode of Fraiser and the guy wrote "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

    That sums it up.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 10:31:24 AM CST

    Election correction!

    by colonelfatheart

    Reese Witherspoon did not fuck Matthew Broderick in that movie. She fucked his buddy.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 11:40:55 AM CST

    Word on the Election misrepresentation

    by laserhead

    Somebody beat me to it, but he's right: student did not fuck teacher and make his life a living hell in 'Election'. Also, it's a bit of a stretch to call Tracy Flick evil. She's no more evil than Matthew Broderick.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 3:21:12 PM CST

    Clooney really wanted the job in Sideways.

    by gqtaste

    He lobbied hard for the sidekick to Paul Giamatti. The Thomas Haden Church role bytheway. But Payne didn't want to go w/ somebody so famous.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 4:04:19 PM CST

    Payne does not suck.

    by coursinlarry

    About Schmidt is proof. What an incredible movie.

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  • Nov 03, 2009 7:18:35 PM CST

    Payne is Great

    by raromo

    Any new movie he's going to be involved in is terrific news. About Schmidt, Sideways: Both classic adult films.

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  • Nov 04, 2009 4:27:18 PM CST

    I also stopped by...

    by em_tee_em

    ...to point out that Reese Witherspoon's character does not fuck Matthew Broderick's character in Election.I know two people already did so, but I took the time to sign in and everything.

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  • Nov 05, 2009 9:49:33 AM CST

    Sarah Palin is Tracy Flick

    by hst666

    in the real world.

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