Oct. 30, 2009, 6:33 p.m. CST
although it didn't have the Frank Langella's face gimmick
Oct. 30, 2009, 6:34 p.m. CST
Stole my first post, DAMN YOU! I had to turn my IP hiding software, as I am banned LOL. Maybe next time.........
Oct. 30, 2009, 6:37 p.m. CST
by Turd Furgeson
Just sounds funny
Oct. 30, 2009, 6:58 p.m. CST
As I recall was pretty good; although I haven't seen it in years. I honestly have to say I laughed out loud when I saw they were making that little ditty into a feature.
Oct. 30, 2009, 7:02 p.m. CST
Anyone remember that one? Didn't think so.
Oct. 30, 2009, 7:11 p.m. CST
I took may damn time about it too
Oct. 30, 2009, 7:17 p.m. CST
Oct. 30, 2009, 7:47 p.m. CST
...after Southland Tales, I'm skeptical. That was...and I rarely use this usually hyperbolic fueled statement...one of the worst film experiences I've had.
Oct. 30, 2009, 8:11 p.m. CST
I think you meant Thursday, November 5th... not trying to be a D, just helping out...
Oct. 30, 2009, 8:45 p.m. CST
My hope is to make a film that is incredibly suspenseful and broadly commercial, while still retaining my artistic sensibility- Richard Kelly <P>Hahahaha what a douche. I seen this on TZ sevral times. What's the friggin point. Oh, you changed things up a bit this time, added a different ending, and fucked up the guys face. Good for you Mr artistic ego maniac!
Oct. 30, 2009, 9:51 p.m. CST
by Nasty In The Pasty
DAMN YOU...A BOX...!
Oct. 30, 2009, 10:14 p.m. CST
by Rubiks Doob
Sounds like a great deal, considering Richard Kelly's track record. What is with this recent crop of directors like Kelly and M. Night- one amazing movie and then crapola ever since.
Oct. 30, 2009, 11:22 p.m. CST
by Rocco Curioso
Ka-ZING! Every movie opening on Nov. 6th--- this one, "The Fourth Kind", "A CGI Christmas Carol", "The Men Who Blow Goats"--- is going to be competing for that weekend. They will all be DSAA (dead slightly after arrival) courtesy of The Latest Roland Emmerich Schlockfest "2012".<P>Not that I'm knockin' "2012"; it looks like a humdinger (Thank God John Cusack was cast in the lead instead of Baron von OTT himself, Nic Cage). This one's gonna rack up some serious box office, in spite of "New Moon" opening a week later.<P>Which brings me to Sunny Point #2--- FELLAS: If your wife or girlfriend or bitch/ho' is a Twihard, plan something *other* than a movie for the Nov. 13th-15th weekend. Then hit the multiplex the following weekend, and break the news to her "Sorry, honey... 'New Moon' is sold out; let's go see '2012' instead!". Problem solved, at least for a week.
Oct. 31, 2009, 12:33 a.m. CST
by Teddy Artery
to do a remake of either Phantasm or Demon Seed. Either one works.
Oct. 31, 2009, 1:33 a.m. CST
that i would see. this i won't
Oct. 31, 2009, 2:15 a.m. CST
Really guys really? Or the lion from that old Tom & Jerry episode works too.
Oct. 31, 2009, 2:23 a.m. CST
by Rocco Curioso
You, sir have thought that well out. I'm not too explored re. Demon Seed... but a Richard Kelly version of "Phantasm" would take the horror genre to a whole different level.<P>Yeah, those pesky remakes that Hollywood seems so enamored of don't always seem like such a bad idea... WHEN you have a director who can take well-intentioned cause and turn it into bonzai effect.<P>I'd like to see this made into a solid RULE, but that, like many conceptual Hollywood germs that (bow the collective movie geek head in prayer) evolve into productive viruses... are few & far between.<P>Let us hope for the best.<P>Give Harry & the AICN Faithful some proper cred. They HAVE managed to tilt a few imbecilic ideas back on course to proper geek fruition.
Oct. 31, 2009, 2:34 a.m. CST
Oct. 31, 2009, 3:13 a.m. CST
a documentary about Pam Anderson?
Oct. 31, 2009, 5:59 a.m. CST
Sent in a scathing review (or as much of a review as I could muster having suffered the ordeal of seeing that mess) - not published of course. Saw it at Fantastic Film Festival in Sweden and it is a garbled mess. Some of the performances are OK but that is about it. Kelly's career should be over with this.
Oct. 31, 2009, 6:18 a.m. CST
it was much more accessible than southland tales although it still has heaps of random richard kelly-isms seemingly thrown in for no reason other than to add to the atmosphere of "wtf is going on". the first 15 minutes is pretty much the entire twilight zone ep and then it just continues from there.
Oct. 31, 2009, 7:19 a.m. CST
James Marsden's chance for an Oscar??? Hmmmmmm?????
Oct. 31, 2009, 8:10 a.m. CST
-and it's fucking *awful*. <P> Amazingly enough, Kelly does manage to give good suspense for the first two thirds, but then Donnie Darko Director's Cut style lack of real talent overshadows any goodwill.<P> THE. GUY. CANNOT. DIRECT. A. FILM. WITHOUT. LOTS. OF. HELP.<P> Hell, I'm one of those "get the producers to leave the director alone" types ordinarily, but this guy...<P> It's not as bad as Southland (let's face it, it would be a task, wouldn't it...) but it's not good; sure as shit not commercial as he'd hoped; performances try but don't hit that note you need to get to pull this off. <P> Oh yeah - *spoiler alert* - it goes religious at the end, and is almost as insulting as the BSG finale. Kelly doesn't know how to fucking leave some unexplained - and yet he doesn't have the intellect or imagination to create something worth find out about in detail.<P> With his film, less is more, because basically when you get the "more" there's nothing there to fill it. It's like getting raped by a horse with half a dick.
Oct. 31, 2009, 10:41 a.m. CST
This will be a gender specific-permit only for the ladies, me thinks.
Oct. 31, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST
I can't imagine what he thinks of this overbloated bastardization of his story. He used a pseudonym on TZ credits.
Oct. 31, 2009, 11:58 a.m. CST
Oct. 31, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST
in the night I remember Halloween.
Oct. 31, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST
Who in the fuck thought this should be dragged out to 90 minutes??!?!
Oct. 31, 2009, 6:44 p.m. CST
Saw this recently. Was hooked for the first 20 minutes. Great premise (obviously from the original story) and AMAZING soundtrack that totally sets the mood. Then it gets fucking RIDICULOUS. Like to the point where all you can do is laugh at the movie and hope it ends soon. The acting is so bad and the direction the plot goes in is just completely stupid and continues to get worse and worse with bad fx and lots weird-for-the-sake-of-being-weird moments. Read the original story and get the soundtrack (which, as I said, fucking rules) and you'll be set.
Oct. 31, 2009, 11:17 p.m. CST
by Starship Captain
Like a lot of people, I fell in love with Diaz in THE MASK. And I thought she was both and adorable in SOMETHING ABOUT MARY. I even thought she was good looking in the first CHARLIE'S ANGELS movie (though not so much the second). But aside from those 3 things, I can't think of anything Diaz has done that I care about. Worst of all, even from the commercials for this thing, you can see that age is definitely catching up to her and her later years are not going to be as kind as her earlier bubbly years.<p>Plus, she lost me with her ultra Lefty politics and trying to ram them down other people's throats, using her movie fame to get on her soap boxes. If I see her giving another interview talking about how we all need to get electric cars to save the Earth, I'm gonna hurl. She also made me laugh during the Bush-Kerry election when she was trying to get people to vote Democratic by claiming infamously on Oprah "If you think rape should be legal, then don't vote."<p>So it's two strikes against Diaz since she's starting to lose her looks AND she's apparently a political moron upstairs in the brains department.
Oct. 31, 2009, 11:54 p.m. CST
What took a bite out of Frank Langella's face<br> Seriously, that's the only thing that holds any interest in this movie for me
Nov. 1, 2009, 1:46 a.m. CST
She got real old. She was smokin' (no pun originally intended) in 'The Mask.'
Nov. 1, 2009, 5:56 p.m. CST
So, you have horrible taste in women and in film?
Nov. 1, 2009, 6:14 p.m. CST
Check out this blog. Apparently it's for a new film. Trying to get some hype maybe? http://blaisewylde.blogspot.com/
Nov. 1, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST
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