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Ratner Talks BEVERLY HILLS COP 4 Rating & Timeframe!! But How Many $$$s Are Needed To Drag Eddie Back??


Merrick here...


Early last month, Brett Ratner did an interview with MTV regarding BEVERLY HILLS COP 4.

A particular quote in the interview lead many to the logical conclusion that the new BHC project would have a considerably softer tone/rating than its predecessors.

When asked what is biggest challenge would be, Ratner seemed to indicate that his new film would be geared towards a very PG audience.

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Capone calls WANTED an "aggressive, defiant whirlwind of a film"!!


Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.

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The winner of the Bad Lieutenant poster design contest is...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the results of the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans poster contest!

I ended up with over 60 entries from all over the world. The contest was only open to US readers, unfortunately, but some non-US residents entered hoping only to have a good enough entry to warrant inclusion in the runner-ups… a couple made the cut and you’ll see them below.

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It’s Sarah Palin Week!! Will The Last SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Of Sweeps Bring Back Tina Fey??<br>


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Capone is won over by the unique charms of the wily FANTASTIC MR. FOX!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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FLASHFORWARD Hits Another Series Low!! MENTALIST Crushes PP!! FRINGE & DIARIES Down!! Lifetime’s RUNWAY Beats LENO!!

I am – Hercules!!

Thursday 18-49 finals (previous weeks in parentheses):

5.1 (5.6) (5.1) (5.2) (5.3) (5.0) (5.4) (6.1) (6.7) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
3.8 (4.0) (3.7) (3.7) (4.0) (3.5) (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.7 (3.6) (3.6) (3.6) (2.8) (3.5) (3.3) (3.8) (3.6) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.7 (4.2) (4.1) (4.2) (4.4) (4.1) (4.8) (3.9) (3.9) (4.1) The Office

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AICN Legends: Capone gets a great contact high from Kevin Smith, Part 1!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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<font color=red>Updated!</font> MondoTees Hits L.A. Tonight! Rare, Limited Edition GREMLINS And ALIEN Posters Could Be Yours!

Beaks here...

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Hoffman May No Longer Make A FOCKing Appearance, But Streisand Will!!


Merrick here...


In MEET THE FOCKERS, the 2004 sequel to MEET THE PARENTS, we were introduced to Bernie and Rozalin Focker (Ben Stiller's parents). Now that a new FFOCKERS film is rolling around, there's been some question as to who'll return.

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The Next UNDERWORLD Film Will Be Scripted By A Writer From THE SHIELD!!


Merrick here...

John Hlavin, a writer on THE SHILED, will script a new UNDERWORLD film. No word on who'll direct or star, although Len Wiseman (who directed the first two films and produced the third) will produce.

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Massawyrm returns from PLANET 51 and deems it uninhabitable!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

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Who Should Play Barbie, Ken & Big Jim?? Steven Spielberg Developing TV Series Based On Stephen King’s New Novel UNDER THE DOME!!


I am – Hercules!!

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Cage, Herzog, Iguanas--Capone loves creeping around with all the animals in BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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The Oscar talk is nonsense, but Capone thinks THE BLIND SIDE is fairly watchable stuff!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Capone says the animated comedy PLANET 51 is lost in space!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Mr. Beaks Feels Like He Has To Say Something About NEW MOON!

TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is expected to open to $100 million this weekend, and I refuse to believe that anyone who pays to see this non-movie will enjoy it as anything other than a shameless melange of pasty skin, chiseled abs and tween-emo longing. It's garbage. And while I'm aware there are people who mistake the torpidity of these films for tragic depth, it's my hope that many of them will soon be exposed to Jane Austen as more than a cheap allusion, at which point they'll realize - with horror-struck remorse - the ignorant error of their youth.

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New trailer for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF hits...

Hey folks, Harry here... Earlier tonight I was at the Alamo Drafthouse South - where in the lobby there was a striking (pun intended) Standee for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF. It is the poster art, but with Percy Jackson throwing a flashing and thundering lightning bolt. Just in time for all the NEW MOON girls to notice(?) as they ponder bloodsports or bestiality. Then I spy the new trailer online and I get what Fox hopes happens with this series.

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See the Human Tech of AVATAR!

Hey folks, Harry here having just returned from the gloriousness of Werner Herzog's BAD LT... and I'm giddy. Crazy movies like that are way too few and far between... That said, I come home to a new look at the HUMAN TECH of AVATAR featurette... and yeah we all need to see this movie now. Oh - and watch out at your local theaters - there's roving gangs of women laying siege. Tis crazy out there...

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An exclusive clip from UP IN THE AIR featuring the great Jason Bateman and that Clooney character!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago.

I told you I'd be hounding you guys with all sorts of teasers and clips for the upcoming splendor that is UP IN THE AIR, which our own Copernicus declared "the film to beat for Best Picture this year." I happen to concur.

Today, I've got clip given exclusively to AICN that features the film's star, George Clooney, and the always-excellent Jason Bateman, who plays Clooney's boss, who is announcing his intention to saddle the solitude-oriented Clooney with a temporary partner. Enjoy!

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And now Capone has the Winners' names for the Chicago FANTASTIC MR. FOX screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of FANTASTIC MR. FOX on Monday, November 23 at 8:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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CRIMINAL MINDS Back On Top!! Post-HANK ABC Wednesday Up!! REAL WORLD Up!! LENO Stuck in 5th Place At 10 p.m.!! <br>

I am – Hercules!!

Wednesday 18-49 ratings; prior weeks in parentheses:


3.7 (3.4) (3.4) (2.5) (3.8) (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds
3.7 (---) (3.5) (3.7) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family
3.3 (3.4) (---) (---) (3.3) (3.4) (3.3) (3.3) (3.1) Glee
3.2 (3.8) (2.8) (2.2) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY
3.2 (---) (2.8) (3.2) (3.1) (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town

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CHUCK To Replace HEROES At <br>8 p.m. Mondays Starting Jan. 11!!<br>


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Starting February, <br>LOST Will Air Tuesdays!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

“Lost” will air at 9 p.m. Tuesdays instead of in its traditional Wednesday berth, ABC announced Thursday.

This suggests it will have to contend with Fox’s top-rated megahit “American Idol,” which often airs in both the 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. timeslots on Wednesdays.

I think this is “Lost’s” first time on Tuesday.

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Capone has the Winners' Names for the Chicago NINJA ASSASSSIN screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of NINJA ASSASSIN on Monday, November 23 at 7:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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<font color=red>UPDATE!!</font> Merrick Thinks You Should Watch GALAXY QUEST Even If You Don't Like STAR TREK!!

Merrick again...

One of my Twitter folk kindly pointed me towards GALAXY QUEST: GLOBAL WARNING, a comic miniseries that continues the adventures of the GQ crew.

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Reader Talkback

Well, this is dissapointing.
by Dharma4
Oct 29th, 2009
09:58:21 AM
The trailer looked idiotic
by zargotron
Oct 29th, 2009
09:58:39 AM
good
by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBIL LCOSBY
Oct 29th, 2009
09:58:42 AM
So the Napolean Dynamite director is still making movies?
by rev_skarekroe
Oct 29th, 2009
10:03:53 AM
I can't trust this review....
by Chakraborty
Oct 29th, 2009
10:14:17 AM
Hipsters
by Mr.FTW
Oct 29th, 2009
10:22:35 AM
Not exactly satire
by Redundant23
Oct 29th, 2009
10:25:11 AM
Hipsters
by Affleckwasthebomb
Oct 29th, 2009
10:28:07 AM
someone was picked on as a kid.....
by Stormshadow4life
Oct 29th, 2009
10:35:33 AM
Here's the Problem With The Review
by chaplinatemyshoe
Oct 29th, 2009
10:36:26 AM
I am ON that bus!
by Thot
Oct 29th, 2009
10:37:22 AM
Massa,
by God's Brother
Oct 29th, 2009
10:42:47 AM
Napoleon and Libre are not bully porn.
by jimmay
Oct 29th, 2009
10:45:32 AM
As someone who likes a few things on Adult Swim...
by KillDozer
Oct 29th, 2009
10:47:13 AM
So it isn't as good as Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
by Rhinosaur
Oct 29th, 2009
10:47:41 AM
Affleckwasthebomb
by Mr.FTW
Oct 29th, 2009
10:49:42 AM
Also
by Mr.FTW
Oct 29th, 2009
10:50:25 AM
The problem with the review is I have no idea...
by FlickaPoo
Oct 29th, 2009
10:51:41 AM
Flickapoo
by God's Brother
Oct 29th, 2009
10:57:30 AM
God's Brother...
by FlickaPoo
Oct 29th, 2009
11:02:59 AM
THANK you Massa, finally someone says it well
by samizdat
Oct 29th, 2009
11:13:04 AM
"NOW it's personal!"
by Major Hockshtetter
Oct 29th, 2009
11:14:23 AM
*sigh*
by PTF-B
Oct 29th, 2009
11:16:00 AM
But How Do You Really Feel?
by Alen Smithee
Oct 29th, 2009
11:39:17 AM
Wait a minute....
by Chakraborty
Oct 29th, 2009
11:43:14 AM
Irony of the review
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Oct 29th, 2009
11:55:08 AM
I wouldn't say that.
by Darkman
Oct 29th, 2009
11:55:15 AM
DO THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS?
by Mr Spork
Oct 29th, 2009
12:28:38 PM
This review is incomprehensible
by Dr. Chim Richalds
Oct 29th, 2009
12:33:58 PM
Porn.
by johnnyangel
Oct 29th, 2009
12:36:35 PM
This just in!
by Loosejerk
Oct 29th, 2009
12:41:36 PM
I was kinda lost too
by buffywrestling
Oct 29th, 2009
12:41:37 PM
Wow, Massa
by Big_Daddy_Nero
Oct 29th, 2009
12:42:48 PM
You're not supposed to laugh at them..
by AOTF
Oct 29th, 2009
01:16:41 PM
Are you retarded? Sam Rockwell.
by Rorschach1
Oct 29th, 2009
01:43:23 PM
Massa brings more baggage to his reviews than Harry...
by p0llk4t
Oct 29th, 2009
01:45:00 PM
I guess it just depends
by Screwbini
Oct 29th, 2009
01:52:23 PM
Trust him, people - I've seen this turd
by archlight
Oct 29th, 2009
01:52:57 PM
When did the change come?
by MonkMayfair
Oct 29th, 2009
02:13:38 PM
I have no doubt this movie is dumb.
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Oct 29th, 2009
02:28:57 PM
Do the folks objecting to the term "bully porn"...
by Some Dude
Oct 29th, 2009
02:30:43 PM
Inspiringly bad review-
by tronknotts
Oct 29th, 2009
03:00:37 PM
Is anyone else enjoying the irony...
by Massawyrm 1
Oct 29th, 2009
03:02:28 PM
Jared Hess hasn't made one fucking good movie.
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Oct 29th, 2009
03:03:23 PM
I wasn't so much rejecting your view on this film, massa
by jimmay
Oct 29th, 2009
03:13:46 PM
jimmay
by Massawyrm 1
Oct 29th, 2009
03:28:51 PM
IT SUCKED? WHAT A SHOCK!
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 29th, 2009
03:28:58 PM
I don't get the hate
by CaptainBass
Oct 29th, 2009
04:07:25 PM
Massa , I beg to differ
by 2LeggedFreak
Oct 29th, 2009
04:08:48 PM
Way to be even remotely objective
by shepherd
Oct 29th, 2009
04:41:14 PM
Sci-fi fans
by oregontrail
Oct 29th, 2009
04:43:45 PM
I liked Napolean Dynamite...
by Chakraborty
Oct 29th, 2009
05:24:25 PM
Can we nip the "____ Porn" trend in the bud?
by MadisonManx
Oct 29th, 2009
05:41:35 PM
Offended!
by Major Hockshtetter
Oct 29th, 2009
06:18:22 PM
Massa, I felt the exact way you describe..
by Subtlety
Oct 29th, 2009
06:20:12 PM
TB Porn
by MacReady452
Oct 29th, 2009
06:48:11 PM
TB porn was the David Carradine obit...
by FlickaPoo
Oct 29th, 2009
07:18:49 PM
Napoleon Dynamite sucks
by drewlicious
Oct 29th, 2009
07:20:41 PM
Napoleon Dynamite?
by Sgt.Steiner
Oct 29th, 2009
07:34:25 PM
"The wisdom of a man."
by MacReady452
Oct 29th, 2009
07:41:40 PM
Jon Gries best in?????????????
by MacReady452
Oct 29th, 2009
07:45:50 PM
No offense Massawyrm,
by one9deuce
Oct 29th, 2009
08:31:39 PM
Sci fi nerds will always be funny.
by ebonic_plague
Oct 29th, 2009
08:55:20 PM
Here is a joke not at someones expense
by MacReady452
Oct 29th, 2009
09:10:48 PM
Jared Hess stole the name Napoleon Dynamite
by DrManhattansUnit
Oct 29th, 2009
09:44:26 PM
GAY.
by Switzerland
Oct 29th, 2009
09:58:48 PM
I loved...
by the zapper
Oct 29th, 2009
09:58:53 PM
Glad someone hated Napolean as much as I did
by KevinMuller
Oct 29th, 2009
11:08:24 PM
I hated ND too
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 30th, 2009
01:36:36 AM
MacReady452
by yodalovesyou
Oct 30th, 2009
03:24:50 AM
Kick-Ass.
by PTSDPete
Oct 30th, 2009
05:52:46 AM
I hated Nacho Libre.
by PTSDPete
Oct 30th, 2009
06:35:16 AM
Asberger's Syndrome
by Chakraborty
Oct 30th, 2009
08:08:11 AM
Jared Hess doesn’t make comedies. He makes Bully Porn
by The_Ad_Wizard_Who_Came_Up_With _This_One
Oct 30th, 2009
08:28:18 AM
really? it looks pretty funny to me..
by The_Crimson_King
Oct 30th, 2009
08:37:58 AM
Stop the presses!
by BorisHumphrey
Oct 30th, 2009
10:19:49 AM
Maybe Hess should've lampooned Manga fans
by 0007
Oct 30th, 2009
11:49:44 AM
I'm not sure I know what a hipster is...
by snallyg
Oct 30th, 2009
02:19:55 PM
And I think I need a decoder ring for this passge of the review:
by snallyg
Oct 30th, 2009
02:23:14 PM
Knights of Cydonia
by Jumping Windows
Oct 30th, 2009
02:50:42 PM
Best thing about Gentlemen Broncos is that through
by CreasyBear
Oct 30th, 2009
05:58:12 PM
PORRRRRRN
by misterfurly
Oct 30th, 2009
07:28:13 PM
Gentlemen, please...
by Darkman
Oct 30th, 2009
08:22:54 PM
It's a dramatization of THE DRIVE, Cleveland, Jan. '87.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 31st, 2009
08:00:08 AM
you're welcome CreasyBear
by The_Crimson_King
Nov 1st, 2009
05:18:53 AM

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