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JACK AND JILL Went Up The Hill When Played By Adam Sandler...

Published at:  Oct 28, 2009 12:30:49 PM CDT


Merrick here...


Adam Sandler will play Jack and Jill in a movie called JACK AND JILL.

Sandler will play Jack as well as twin sister Jill.
[EDIT]
Steve Koren, whose relationship with Sandler dates back to their "Saturday Night Live" days, penned the screenplay.


...says Variety HERE.

Besides writing for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, Steve Koren also wrote A NIGHT AT THE ROXBUY and CLICK.









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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:28:23 PM CDT

    first

    by darth dean

  • Oct 28, 2009 12:28:45 PM CDT

    Funny People parodies coming true

    by hitchcockhill

    looks like those dumb adam sandler movies from funny people are being pushed into production. stupid. stupid. stupid. idea.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:33:18 PM CDT

    @hitchcockhill

    by alienfanatic

    Sadly, it will still make money. Sandler has a fanbase, like it or not. I'm just sad that films that might be funny in more capable hands keep being gifted to Sandler, who has as much charisma and acting talent as a sofa.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:33:58 PM CDT

    sounds like more sandler dreck

    by toe jam

    i've been waiting 15-plus years for this guy to make a movie that's in the spirit of "they're all gonna laugh at you!" guess i shouldn't count on that -- like ever. at least eddie murphy had a few good, funny, r-rated movies before he started with the shit.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:36:51 PM CDT

    DANE COOK AS MOTHER GOOSE

    by kolchak

  • Oct 28, 2009 12:37:32 PM CDT

    Jack and Jill

    by drmorbius

    Jack and Jill went up the hillEach with a buck and a quarterOn the way down Jill had two-fiftyYou know they didn't go up there for water!

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:39:54 PM CDT

    Being dead is really in style now Adam - take the hint

    by professor_monster

    Your movies fucking suuuuuuuuuck. It doesn't matter if you are the hero or the victim in you films - you PLAY THE SAME PERSON! I heard you got a huge ass paycheck for Bedtime Stories - please, take it and fucking retire. You are the one jew too many

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:40:38 PM CDT

    Bedtime Stories was classic Sandler

    by darth_fuck_shit

    Can't wait for this. Is Dane Cook really going to be in this too??

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:47:49 PM CDT

    i really do not like adam sandler..

    by emeraldboy

    I that movie where he has to back to school. that was great very funny, very sweet. bridget wilson is in it. billy madison. i think it was called. Saw happy gilmore. more of the same and so on. and so forth. The wedding singer remains possibly the most unfunniest film I ever seen. the waterboy same. mr deeds was sweet and funny. but no when you have close to a billion in the banks. time to retire and take apatow with you. sod off the pair of you.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 12:51:11 PM CDT

    AWESOM-O strikes again!!!

    by kid idioteque

  • Oct 28, 2009 12:52:24 PM CDT

    its the second...

    by emeraldboy

    unfunniest film I have seen. Tropic thunder. is the second. but then there are those comedies that are so bad i dont see them. epic movie, date movie. and stan helsing. yes stan helsing. its a parody of van helsing. leslie neilsen as a woman. i am gonna be sick

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:04:58 PM CDT

    Emeraldboy, you compare this to Tropic Thunder?

    by jayemel

    A comedy that derives its humor from cross dressing vs a comedy that derives its humor from satirizing the movie industry...yeah, clearly they're similar.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:16:38 PM CDT

    DrMorbius

    by captainbass

    Nice, liked it!

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:17:50 PM CDT

    This is a joke, right?

    by harrycalder

    Didn't bother clicking through to the Variety story... maybe it's a Rick Roll thing... but I fear not.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:21:20 PM CDT

    No joke... I had to check...

    by harrycalder

    So it's a "romantic comedy" where Sandler plays a brother and his twin sister, too? Could this really be a tale of forbidden love, with bizarre masturbatory overtones? Okay, I'm down with this, then.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:23:56 PM CDT

    I wonder

    by frongbak

    Who turned who down for Inglorious Basterds, QT or Sandler. I think he would have been solid in that movie, oh well. The one with Jack Nicholson had some funny parts and January Jones as a nympho lesbian.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:25:29 PM CDT

    Best Adam Sandler Chick in Film

    by frongbak

    Kate Beckinsale, Winona Ryder, Drew Barrymore, Joey Lauren Adams...who else?

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:28:04 PM CDT

    Kraptacular!

    by karl childers

  • Oct 28, 2009 1:31:21 PM CDT

    Ratner

    by frongbak

    attached to co-direct, and bang everything in sight.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:36:54 PM CDT

    not comparing this tropic thunder...

    by emeraldboy

    what I was saying was that the wedding singer was one of the most unfunniest film i have ever seen. tropic thunder is another.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:43:15 PM CDT

    WOW

    by cinemanimetal

    First when I read this article I sort of glanced over the plot synopsis, but then rereading it I did a serious double take. I mean Adam Sandler as Jack AND Jill. Dear GOD!!! Adam Sandler is one twisted motherfucker. How the fuck could ANYONE want to see that on screen? What the fuck is happening? I thought the world wasn't supposed to end till 2012? Is that the release date for this movie?

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  • Oct 28, 2009 1:48:51 PM CDT

    I sure hope Jill shows her titties in this.

    by flickapoo

  • Oct 28, 2009 1:57:53 PM CDT

    Sandler plays Jack AND Jill?

    by snookeroo

    Then this would be the perfect opportunity to tell Adam Sandler to "go fuck yourself".

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:01:36 PM CDT

    frongbak

    by toe jam

    don't forget emily watson. we're talking about pure acting ability, right? if not, there also is jessica biel, bridgette wilson, fairuza balk, patricia arquette and tea leoni. marisa tomei or leslie mann or emmanuelle chriqui would probably be my favorites.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:03:21 PM CDT

    Flicka.......and her little pussy too!

    by drmorbius

  • Oct 28, 2009 2:22:36 PM CDT

    Really?

    by radioflyer

    Jack and Jill?......really? Why? It's like he (and Eddie Murphy) keep pushing our limits of banality.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:34:32 PM CDT

    And I think I speak for all of us when I say...

    by triple_j_72

    ...WHAAAAAAAAT!

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:41:59 PM CDT

    JACK AND JILL MAKE A PORNO

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Kevin Smith to direct. Bombs in theaters. The end.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:42:27 PM CDT

    GIVE US THE BUFFOON!!!!

    by silentgunman

    Shoot it Borat style. He could go up to Janet Reno and say "I bet you got hairy balls!"

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:43:30 PM CDT

    I've always hated Adam Sandler.

    by veebeeyes

    Never found him the least bit funny.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:51:05 PM CDT

    He'll never top ZOHAN.

    by margot_tenenbaum

    No one will.

    Ever.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 2:52:16 PM CDT

    ADAM SANDLER is... ROB SCHNEIDER! De Derp De Durp DURP!

    by yotzvonfrelnik

  • Oct 28, 2009 2:54:38 PM CDT

    So the merman movie aint to far off then?

    by liljuniorbrown

    This sounds dreadful. I laughed at The Wedding Singer but then it seemed to me he kept making the same movie over and over again. Go watch Big Daddy,then Chuck and Larry, replace gay situations with kids and you have the exact same fucking movie frame for frame. And he owes me two hours back for Click! What an abortion that was.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 3:21:44 PM CDT

    He should play the whole family

    by adelai niska

    in fat suits.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 6:38:51 PM CDT

    The TROPIC THUNDER trailers continue to come to life!

    by logan_1973

    First Scorcher (2012), and now this (The Fatties)! Either way, this sounds like more Sandler crap; him and the whole 2 voices he knows how to do.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 6:48:05 PM CDT

    Wow

    by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead

    This just appeals to...who?

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  • Oct 28, 2009 7:25:27 PM CDT

    A NIGHT AT THE ROXBUY .....

    by sonnyhooper

    ....is hysterical. if you don't agree, i feel sad for you. that is all.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 7:39:49 PM CDT

    Theterball head

    by thepilgrim

    Loooookk attt meeeee I got a Theter ball stuck to my head... I'm crazy. Now Giveee me some kandayyyyyy.

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  • Oct 28, 2009 9:38:06 PM CDT

    Punch Drunk Love = only good Sandler movie EVER

    by nasty in the pasty

    Why do teenagers continue to idolize this 42-YEAR-OLD MAN?

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  • Oct 28, 2009 9:43:25 PM CDT

    Sandler as agirl = laaame fail

    by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby

  • Oct 28, 2009 11:42:32 PM CDT

    YotzVonFrelnik...

    by unknown canadian

    ...well played!

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  • Oct 28, 2009 11:46:10 PM CDT

    Has there EVER been a funny drag movie?

    by nasty in the pasty

    Honestly, it bugs the HELL out of me that most drag comedies have men who don't look ANYTHING like women, yet they totally fool everyone around them, even getting other men to flirt with them! What BULLSHIT.

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  • Oct 29, 2009 10:59:59 AM CDT

    you know what sucks?

    by tumtwat

    People will come to the theater in droves to see this shit. People adore Adam Sandler for whatever reason, and so he keeps getting movie deals. Fuck me. Sandler as Jack AND Jill? How clever. Excuse me while I go fucking hang myself.

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  • Oct 30, 2009 8:14:40 AM CDT

    EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    by the_crimson_king

    EMILIO ESTEVEZ!

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