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JACK AND JILL Went Up The Hill When Played By Adam Sandler...
Merrick here...
Adam Sandler will play Jack and Jill in a movie called JACK AND JILL.
Sandler will play Jack as well as twin sister Jill.
[EDIT]
Steve Koren, whose relationship with Sandler dates back to their "Saturday Night Live" days, penned the screenplay.
...says Variety HERE.
Besides writing for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, Steve Koren also wrote A NIGHT AT THE ROXBUY and CLICK.
[EDIT]
Steve Koren, whose relationship with Sandler dates back to their "Saturday Night Live" days, penned the screenplay.
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looks like those dumb adam sandler movies from funny people are being pushed into production. stupid. stupid. stupid. idea.
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Sadly, it will still make money. Sandler has a fanbase, like it or not. I'm just sad that films that might be funny in more capable hands keep being gifted to Sandler, who has as much charisma and acting talent as a sofa.
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i've been waiting 15-plus years for this guy to make a movie that's in the spirit of "they're all gonna laugh at you!" guess i shouldn't count on that -- like ever. at least eddie murphy had a few good, funny, r-rated movies before he started with the shit.
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Jack and Jill went up the hillEach with a buck and a quarterOn the way down Jill had two-fiftyYou know they didn't go up there for water!
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Oct 28, 2009 12:39:54 PM CDT
Being dead is really in style now Adam - take the hint
by professor_monster
Your movies fucking suuuuuuuuuck. It doesn't matter if you are the hero or the victim in you films - you PLAY THE SAME PERSON! I heard you got a huge ass paycheck for Bedtime Stories - please, take it and fucking retire. You are the one jew too many
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Can't wait for this. Is Dane Cook really going to be in this too??
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I that movie where he has to back to school. that was great very funny, very sweet. bridget wilson is in it. billy madison. i think it was called. Saw happy gilmore. more of the same and so on. and so forth. The wedding singer remains possibly the most unfunniest film I ever seen. the waterboy same. mr deeds was sweet and funny. but no when you have close to a billion in the banks. time to retire and take apatow with you. sod off the pair of you.
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Dammit.
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unfunniest film I have seen. Tropic thunder. is the second. but then there are those comedies that are so bad i dont see them. epic movie, date movie. and stan helsing. yes stan helsing. its a parody of van helsing. leslie neilsen as a woman. i am gonna be sick
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A comedy that derives its humor from cross dressing vs a comedy that derives its humor from satirizing the movie industry...yeah, clearly they're similar.
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Nice, liked it!
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Didn't bother clicking through to the Variety story... maybe it's a Rick Roll thing... but I fear not.
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So it's a "romantic comedy" where Sandler plays a brother and his twin sister, too? Could this really be a tale of forbidden love, with bizarre masturbatory overtones? Okay, I'm down with this, then.
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Who turned who down for Inglorious Basterds, QT or Sandler. I think he would have been solid in that movie, oh well. The one with Jack Nicholson had some funny parts and January Jones as a nympho lesbian.
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Kate Beckinsale, Winona Ryder, Drew Barrymore, Joey Lauren Adams...who else?
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attached to co-direct, and bang everything in sight.
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what I was saying was that the wedding singer was one of the most unfunniest film i have ever seen. tropic thunder is another.
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First when I read this article I sort of glanced over the plot synopsis, but then rereading it I did a serious double take. I mean Adam Sandler as Jack AND Jill. Dear GOD!!! Adam Sandler is one twisted motherfucker. How the fuck could ANYONE want to see that on screen? What the fuck is happening? I thought the world wasn't supposed to end till 2012? Is that the release date for this movie?
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Then this would be the perfect opportunity to tell Adam Sandler to "go fuck yourself".
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don't forget emily watson. we're talking about pure acting ability, right? if not, there also is jessica biel, bridgette wilson, fairuza balk, patricia arquette and tea leoni. marisa tomei or leslie mann or emmanuelle chriqui would probably be my favorites.
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Jack and Jill?......really? Why? It's like he (and Eddie Murphy) keep pushing our limits of banality.
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...WHAAAAAAAAT!
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Kevin Smith to direct. Bombs in theaters. The end.
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Shoot it Borat style. He could go up to Janet Reno and say "I bet you got hairy balls!"
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Never found him the least bit funny.
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No one will.
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Oct 28, 2009 2:52:16 PM CDT
ADAM SANDLER is... ROB SCHNEIDER! De Derp De Durp DURP!
by yotzvonfrelnik
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This sounds dreadful. I laughed at The Wedding Singer but then it seemed to me he kept making the same movie over and over again. Go watch Big Daddy,then Chuck and Larry, replace gay situations with kids and you have the exact same fucking movie frame for frame. And he owes me two hours back for Click! What an abortion that was.
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in fat suits.
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First Scorcher (2012), and now this (The Fatties)! Either way, this sounds like more Sandler crap; him and the whole 2 voices he knows how to do.
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This just appeals to...who?
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....is hysterical. if you don't agree, i feel sad for you. that is all.
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Loooookk attt meeeee I got a Theter ball stuck to my head... I'm crazy. Now Giveee me some kandayyyyyy.
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Why do teenagers continue to idolize this 42-YEAR-OLD MAN?
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pass.
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...well played!
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Honestly, it bugs the HELL out of me that most drag comedies have men who don't look ANYTHING like women, yet they totally fool everyone around them, even getting other men to flirt with them! What BULLSHIT.
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People will come to the theater in droves to see this shit. People adore Adam Sandler for whatever reason, and so he keeps getting movie deals. Fuck me. Sandler as Jack AND Jill? How clever. Excuse me while I go fucking hang myself.
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