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THE JAPANESE ARE KILLING DOLPHINS AND WHALES IN AN ALL NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, October 26, 2009 – The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales in an all-new "South Park" titled, "Whale Whores," premiering on Wednesday, October 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

So far this season:
13.1 Kenny got his promise ring;
13.2 Cartman took on Mysterion;
13.3 Kyle dodged a crucifixion;
13.4 Butters was felled by a queef;
13.5 Carlos Mencia finally came clean;
13.6 Finland got nuked for not playing along;
13.7 Cartman indulged piracy;
13.8 A ghost educated Ike on chipotle underwear blood;
13.9 Butters kept his pimp hand strong; and
13.10 The Wrestling Takedown Federation was organized.

10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.

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