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THE JAPANESE ARE KILLING DOLPHINS AND WHALES IN AN ALL NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 26, 2009 – The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales in an all-new "South Park" titled, "Whale Whores," premiering on Wednesday, October 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
So far this season:
13.1 Kenny got his promise ring;
13.2 Cartman took on Mysterion;
13.3 Kyle dodged a crucifixion;
13.4 Butters was felled by a queef;
13.5 Carlos Mencia finally came clean;
13.6 Finland got nuked for not playing along;
13.7 Cartman indulged piracy;
13.8 A ghost educated Ike on chipotle underwear blood;
13.9 Butters kept his pimp hand strong; and
13.10 The Wrestling Takedown Federation was organized.
10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.
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NEW YORK, October 26, 2009 – The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales in an all-new "South Park" titled, "Whale Whores," premiering on Wednesday, October 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
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And will she be crying?
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... funnier than the entire season so far.
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... the truth is that the vast majority of Japanese love dolphins and would never think of killing or being party to the killing of one.
There are plenty of aquariums here and lots of fluffy dolphin toys, the slaughter and eating of dolphins is just covered up by the government (the one town acts in isolation but the government does not allow anyone to interfere). There was a documentory on it in the UK a few years back I recall.
I have never met a single Japanese person that was aware of the Taiji slaughter and most thought I was making it up - until I showed them the evidence. Not that its a hobby-horse, just that the media here is hardly balanced and this particular shame of Japan is never given any coverage.
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They only have to compliment us on our large penises and we let them do whatever they want.
If they had complimented us on our penises after Perl Harbor no WWII. -
It's a 22 minute build up to a punchline at the end...and the suspense is whether or not the punchline will deliver or not, letting us know if those 22 minutes were wasted or worthwhile.
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are tree-huggin green hippy liberals for this... Personally, I can't wait.
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will any of these of whales make it to the moon?
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Will they just go for the easy kill, i.e Japanese are bad, or go for the tougher one, i.e. that we the West kill and eat animals that are sacred to others (cows), dirty to others (pigs), or that we have cheap meat because of our treatment of farm animals.
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fucking funny clip
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Oct 28, 2009 11:45:50 AM CDT
Given Trey's background, I'm looking forward to this.
by fracturedlojak
IIRC Trey knows a fair bit about Japan and Japanese culture, so I'm not concerned about ignorance or stereotypes -- not that I usually find such things in South Park.
Oh, for the record, it took a second viewing of last week's episode to catch the newspaper headline about the Balloon Boy. It was a nice touch, particularly given many Talkbalker's assumptions that BB would figure prominently. My only problem was that it took a second viewing for me to catch it, thus I experienced a brief period of malaise.
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but i cracked up at that preview clip.
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my guess is that this episode will hammer on the point that most americans readily eat many types of animals, yet dolphins are considered somewhat sacred.
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no halloween-themed episode this season? i'm disappointed.
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was a very powerful movie that hopefully will help with the terrible things that are going on in Taji. Hopefully Trey and Matt are not comparing Americans eating livestock to the Japanese eating whales. If you saw the Cove you learned that the problem with the Dolphin slaughter is that Dolphins and whales are highly intelligent animals that should not be murdered, captured or eaten.
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Oct 28, 2009 12:58:28 PM CDT
"highly intelligent animals that should not be murdered, capture
by jayemel
Where is the delineation between "intelligent enough to not be murdered, captured, or eaten" and "dumb enough to be murdered, captured, and eaten"? Is it on an IQ scale? Is it based upon possible IQ? What effect does this debate have on the abortion debate? Can a fetus be killed because it's not "highly intelligent" yet? Also, are dolphins capable of rational choices the way humans are? If so, I missed that day in science class, because I thought what made humans unique was our ability to reason.
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why should there be a hierarchy for animals? if you oppose the killing/eating of any one species, you should oppose the same for all of them. eating livestock SHOULD be compared to the killing of dolphins and whales. why is the former okay and the latter not? if anything, the methods by which livestock in the united states is produced and sold is many times more inhumane than a dolphin or whale kill. that's not to say i approve of either. i just don't think there should be any differentiation. disclaimer: i still eat meat occasionally, but am easing into vegetarianism.
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We just have different implications for the point.
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Ever had chimpanzee? It's better than sex I tell ya. And don't get me started on cute and cuddly animals.....thinking about roasted Koala just makes my mouth water.
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I mean, his IQ is pretty low being that she is retarded. Im sure that dolphins are smarter than her.
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So dolphins who for the most part live free lives until they are rounded into an admittedly brutal murder circle shouldnt be allowed...But cows and pigs that live their entire lives in their own shit, eating crap they're not supposed to, generally hating their lives and living in the darkness before they are all thrown into some giant murder machine IS TOTALLY FINE, because dolphins are slightly more intelligent? Sure I dont like the idea of dolphins beind murdered but its part of a bigger question of killing animals in geneneral. The Japanese Government is right when they say this whole movement against this is purely emotional. Is shit eating Hayden Panetteire even a frikkin vegan or does she only protect the cute animals?
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don't eat the meat, but she sure likes the bone. ooooooooooooooh!
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...like my cock. It's safest inside her. (Sorry, it had to be done.)
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Interesting post. It remind's of a quote from Blood Meridian :"A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with:. We can not truly understand another creature's mind (or ability to reason) when we barely have the ability to know our own minds.
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it gives my skin an amazing radiant sheen.
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They already banned the Chinpokomon episode, I'm sure they'll ban this one too.
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Hayden P. Her forehead should be the final boss of an RPG.
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My jaw dropped when I saw that clip, and stayed dropped until after my third viewing. This episode is gonna be hardcore. And Stan-Randy-centric episodes are always hilarious standouts for me. (not counting the Startling, I didn't get it)
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My jaw dropped when I saw that clip, and stayed dropped until after my third viewing. This episode is gonna be hardcore. And Stan-Randy-centric episodes are always hilarious standouts for me. (not counting the Startling, I didn't get it)
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Episodes revolving around Randy are second only to Butters episodes.
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Ecco the Dolphin > TMNT: Turtles in Time > the Cowboys of MooMesa > Chicken Run > Earthworm Jim
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Vomit enema porn is ok but, Chinpokomon is banned? Japan is a fucked up place.
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I've never heard of a Bovine Police Unit, have you?
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You're being so relevnt that by the time a show airs it's no longer relevant. I mean, a Whale Wars episode spoof, what's next...lobster fishing!
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Oct 28, 2009 7:57:10 PM CDT
FracturedLojak isn't worried about ignorance or stereotypes on S
by happy boy
lol? what show have you been watching? The average South Park viewer is like 5 IQ points smarter than Kanye (and thus can feel superior) but still like 10 points short of being able to actually pick up a book. I actually laughed out loud when you talked about how Trey knows about Japan and how you're confident the show never stereotypes. As a favor to the rest of us make sure you never have kids... and yes I would like fries with that.
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You think any native Japanese would lose face to a "foreigner" and admit that crap in front of you? If you go by what native Japanese feign ignorance about: Nanjing never happened, they never tortured US POWs, their government never sexually slaved women, and Japanese fascism never existed. They know about that crap, even your Japanese friends will simply never acknowledge that stuff to an American any more than your Israeli friends are going to admit there's apartheid in the West Bank. Denying it is just the polite Japanese way to tell you to STFU about it and not talk about it without insulting you. lol dude dense American.
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Oct 28, 2009 8:49:34 PM CDT
Description sounds funny, but I swore off this show
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
After last weeks awful, awful episode during another awful season making 2 dud seasons in a row. Ehh who am I kidding, I'll watch it anyway.
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Good first act. Could go to a crazy place.
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Oh, right, he's Chinese.
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Oct 28, 2009 9:41:08 PM CDT
Anytime the guys can incorporate 'hippie, vegan pussies'
by dr gregory house
I'm a happy camper.
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loved cartman's take on gaga...i could listen to that more than the real thing.
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I'm finding South Park references harder and harder to follow. I'd only vaguely heard of Ghost Hunters and have never heard of Whale Wars until tonight.
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Finally. It's been awhile, but I thought was episode was actually funny. And it had a completely hilarious and ridiculous twist. The last 5 minutes were great. Also, it was fucking ballsy. All that serious stuff about Hiroshima was both very sad, and yet made the reveal of Whale and Dolphin flying the Enola Gay that much more funny. That was really, really good. And the last line was perfect.
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Oct 28, 2009 11:32:44 PM CDT
Tonight was hands down the funniest SP this season!
by hollywoodhellraiser
Gotta admit Cartman singing was catchy and the Japanese attacking anything fish related was hilarious!
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Hell I can't listen to that overrated, untalented shemale but Cartman made it catchy!However make no mistake, I WON'T LOOKING FOR THAT SONG!
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Best of the season so far.
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When they single out one person (or a group) and then proceed to call them on their shit, like when they began calling Paul Watson a hippy pussy. It feels like the show "pauses", and it's just Matt and Trey who take over and rip them a new one. They did it with the steroid-abusing baseball players, OJ Simpson, The Ramseys, Gary Condit. (just to name a few) Just laugh out loud funny. Wish I had a platform to do that with. (It also helps that its not gratuitous, and not being mean for the fun of it. It's thought out and basically what we all wish was really being said)
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Because tuna without dolphins in it is like a hamburger without a bun. Fact.
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Now, they're normal like us. Awesome.
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Cartman singing Lady Gaga! That was the best!
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This (half) season has been mildly amusing, but that episode was just stupid. Its only saving gracing was the last line pointing out people's hypocrisy on the issue. We're long overdue for a kick-ass episode.
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The only thing that would have made that scene funnier is if Cartman was all decked out in metal hoops similar to what Lady Gaga wore on SNL.
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the japanese attacking the whales was similar to the mongolians attacking the city wall, no? a focus on stan with cartman and randy marsh as peripherals is a good formula for a great episode. good half-season so far with the exception of W.E.E. butters-pimp.
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Oct 29, 2009 3:08:59 PM CDT
its funny how much better Cartman is at singing than Lady Gaga
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
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