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Enough with the Rocky 7 rumor! It is not true!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I didn't run the original rumor, apparently taken from a German newspaper because it didn't feel right. Sure enough it is a total misunderstanding as the interview Sly is being quoted from is 3 years old and is him talking about Rocky Balboa.
I was asked in a talkback yesterday why there was no article on Rocky 7 and I responded saying because it's a non-news story. It was from the start.
But considering the sheer amount of emails we're getting about it under the impression that Sly is seriously contemplating another Rocky movie and worried he's going to ruin the graceful finale of Balboa I have to post something. It's non-news, but the people spreading the rumor are making this news now.
It's not true. And I have proof. Look at the working blog of Sheryl, Stallone's publicist on The Expendables... there's a story about the day which had Stallone, Willis and Schwarzenegger all working together which is fantastic in and of itself, but in the comments section she completely debunks the rumor that she shouldn't have to debunk anyway.
Also the interview that has been running with Sly talking about doing another Rocky – hello people – that was done 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is not a new interview and Sly has no intention of doing another Rocky – Rocky Balboa was the perfect bookend to the original Rocky – nothing left to say. I personally am pushing Sly to do Poe – but that will have to wait until he does the next movie – whatever that may be.
Done and done. Stop the fretting. Stallone isn't a moron, he knows he has the best possible closer for that series in the can.
But to end on a happy note, Sheryl does say in her piece on the day's shooting that they're working on the approval process to release the first official still featuring Stallone, Arnie and Bruce together in front of a movie camera for the first time. That means we'll likely see that image sometime this week.
-Quint
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Sorry, I'm not up on my German newspaper rumors.
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Maybe
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Squirrels are awesome!
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Life goes on.
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Something, something, something, Rocky starts drinking alot, something, something, gets into drunked brawl in a street fight.
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I guess we just have to wait a few more years until they reboot the series then?
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Stand up and defend a work of art.
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...let's start it today!
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Or, so the Germans would have us believe.
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I hear Sly's working on it.
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Its been perfectly bookended and Stallone wouldn't do it to the franchise.
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Oct 26, 2009 4:12:39 PM CDT
Oh look..another excuse for AICN to namedrop
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
I work in the industry and get paid to read trades every day, all day..online, in print whatever..and there isnt even anyone talking about this..Why is AICN acting like they are sick of hearing about it..when you are the only ones making a deal out of it??? It was one blurb in a foriegn newspaper. Aint it cool slow news day guys?
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Seven would have been boring. Just go to the eighth movie. Eight is a better number anyway.
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Rocky schedules a match with someone at a place called Camp Crystal Lake, but when they don't show up, Rocky discoveres he may not be alone.
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Rocky schedules a match with someone at a place called Camp Crystal Lake, but when they don't show up, Rocky discoveres he may not be alone. Once hell breaks loose, Rocky must team up with Ash in order to send the spawn of Satan back from where he came.
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Oct 26, 2009 4:21:59 PM CDT
Oh look...another excuse for Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer...
by mr. nice gaius
...to be an AICN hating asshole.
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Cuz I can't believe anyone would actually pay someone, what I'm sure is 6 figures, to sit and blog/twatter all day...unless you are getting a little "extra" above and beyond typing skills and the ability to make sugary press releases"Publicist"...what a nothing job, unless of course your client tries to wack his/herself out in a dingy Hermosa Beach Apt., or gets caught masturbating in public with a plantain at Whole Foods. Then again, shit like that would make the job a riot.
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Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge
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I would watch that!
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THOUSAND!!!!
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Maybe.......Someday
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Fast-track that bitch.
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Funny enough, I would too :)
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awesome. i can't wait.
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NC-17 style...with Bullock back in, and out of, the painted on spandex pants...and Von Trier directing
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Y'know, finally returning home after decades of war and wandering? Stallone apparently has no compunction about pissing all over that "best possible closer" with this bizarre sci-fi tinged Rambo V we've been hearing about. Wouldn't surprise me one fuck if he milked the Rocky teat again.
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Did he just go and hire the neighbor's 13 year old daughter?
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... underline your whole post, Quint? Make it ALL impossible to read.
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It's not a Sly talkback until ABKing's semen is sprayed everywhere, dripping from the ceiling, and coating the walls.
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Is there some rule where people with blogs have to be so damn boring?
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its always about the goddamn money,glory and women.
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its always about the goddamn money,glory and women.
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Did he just go and hire the neighbor's 13 year old daughter?
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sly fighting with himself
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Thank Christ.
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That's the rumor I heardl
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Oct 26, 2009 5:40:38 PM CDT
THANK FUCKING GOD LET IT FUCKIN REST
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
ENOUGH WITH ROCKY!! AS IF ROCKY 4 AND 5 WERENT AWFUL ENOUGH! FUCK rocky balboa ended it on a good note let it fucking be!!!!
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Oh how the simpsons teases me so.
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I can't remember if it was the original Alien Nation movie or the Fox tv series that came after it, but I distinctly remember a night time shot of a car driving past a theater with the title "Rocky 6" on the marquee.
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All joking aside though, Rocky Balboa was an awesome ending.
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Been meaning to ask this for a while now: Are you a stoner? Every one of your comments on a TB seems to be some random stream of consciousness that only makes sense to yourself. I mean, it's cool. You're not offensive but it's strange. I'm guessing you like the weed, right?
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In the opening sequence of the Alien Nation tv series. And that was back in 1989-1990 I think. Funny...
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Balboa gets a multi-million dollar offer to get into porn. Events have come full circle!
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The Oscars will be boring compared to this
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Why hasn't Stallone been tapped as a BATMAN villain already?
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Adrian is back...and she is pissed!
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I google news'ed ROCKY 7 and got 2 blurbs, both foreign, both minor. Why did this even need to be addressed? But, AT LEAST it's an excuse for me to exclaim how PERFECT ROCKY BALBOA AS A FILM WAS AND IS AND FOREVER WILL BE.
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No, I'm perfectly lucid. Not sure what you're getting at?
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You know, one of the corner stones of this site's foundation was movie rumors. When the rumors or fun movie what ifs come from you guys it's all fine and well but if they come from somewhere else you guys get indignent. And then you act so inconvenienced to post anything about it. Non-news? This isn't a "news" site, it's not even a movie news site, at the end of the day this is a fanboy site where nerds give thier opinions mostly about movies. Get over yourselves.
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In Rocky 6 he's still working at the meat packing plant and finally gets laid off. The movie implies that he's been doing this his whole life, ever since we first see him in the first Rocky film. The thing that bugged me was that it suggests he continued to do this job throughout the glory years of Rocky 3 and Rocky 4, even though it looked like he was just mooching off the rich success of his brother-in-law and living in their mansion with that ridiculous robot. So are we to assume that he quit working at the plant after Rocky 2 and then went back to work there after Rocky 5?
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Oct 26, 2009 5:52:08 PM CDT
JUST DON'T TELL NERD_RAGE ROCKY HAS MEXICANS IN THE BASEMENT
by bringingsexyback
He's not having any of that. Trust me.
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He deserved that meat packing job. He couldn't do anything else. When he breaks down he tells Rocky that he was jealous of Rocky.
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Oct 26, 2009 5:56:24 PM CDT
I'M SURPRISED PAULIE'S JOB WASN'T TAKEN OVER BY MEXICANS
by bringingsexyback
Maybe Philly is the last refuge of the gringos.
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Why not leave Rambo too? He ended that well enough.
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Dick In Ass.
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it's going to be called ROCKY ROAD. To be financed by Baskins robbins.
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Well, if Rocky 5 didn't exist, which it didn't then this could be Rocky 6 or Rocky: Electric Boogaloo
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The most disturbing part of First Blood. Both Rocky and Rambo are really full of 80s American propaganda. You would think he would be drinking a coke and asking to tear the wall down too.
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your a fuck up at your job cause it has been all over the net for 2 days.
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Rocky 7 should be Rocky vs. Paulie's robot. Whatever happened to that thing anyway? Yep,the 'bot throws a fit because its lover Paulie was dismissed from his meat packing job, blames it all on Rocky, and decides to enter the boxing world to disgrace Rocky's legacy by wearing Rocky's shorts on its head and with an engraving of Adrian carved on its chest (all so the crowds associate the 'bot with Rocky), all the while fighting its opponents using dirty tricks like zapping them with electrical discharges when the ref isn't looking, and making arrogant electronic pronouncements. After it fights its way to championship level, it calls out the Italian Stallion, who comes out of retirement to fight the metal marauder - "Its just you and me in the ring, 'droid" snarls Rocky - except to match the strength of his metallic rival and to account for the defects of his advanced age, Rocky is permitted to fight using a experimental robotic 'boxing' exoskeleton. Thus follows a titanic bout between man and machine, involving colossal punches of 200 000 psi (far surpassing Ivan Drago's blows) and using all kinds of weapons like flamethrowers, hammers, and 'blocking' force-fields.This would be a great new sci fi twist on the Rocky saga, just as Sly is going to do with Rambo 5. It would be a guaranteed box office smash, I tell you! Sheryl, fax these details to Mr. Stallone A.S.A.P.!!!!
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If he lives he lives
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The greatest of all AICN memes in my opinion.
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I wanna see more Rocky. I don't give a shit about what everyone else thinks. Yes Balboa was a great way to end it although it had the weekest opponent in the rocky movies (worse than Tommy Morrisson. I still wanna see more Rocky though. How bout Sly just make them for the fans...it doesn't have to exist in continuity. I want some cheesy 80s training montage over Survivor songs too. How bout Rocky Jr gets killed in the ring against the new champ and Rocky jumps back into the ring to avenge his death. Yeah sounds like part 4 but i don't really give a flying fuck. I need my Rocky fix
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Nothing like an Arthur reference. Can we get Christopher Cross to do the song too?
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and he could not have been nicer. Still have a pic of him on my fridge. He even talked to my pop on the phone just for shits. Stand up guy.
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We film at dawn!
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Wow, it sucked. This movie looks like it belongs in the BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION library. What happened Sly?
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Was never a real human being. He's a superhero, and I have no problem with seeing him again, if the movie is good. Never had an emotional association with him--just thought he was badass. Rocky, though, I love. I care about him, and feel like I know him. If Stallone had done something foolish there, it would hurt a bit. Rambo? You couldn't make me "believe" in Rambo to save your life. Be happy to buy a ticket, though.
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That should be the next headline.
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And ESPN dragged him back to the ring. Poor joe.
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rocky vs jack lalanne.
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Rocky vs. Zombie Apollo Creed!
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Well, he IS considering RAMBO V, which to me would be a sin, as I thought IV wrapped up the character just as well as he wrapped Rocky. If RAMBO V is off the books, then I certainly take this back.
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Sly was going to make it,but Jet convinced him that the script was not good enough,and he should postpone the movie until he (Jet) finds some free time to write a new,better one.
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You're naturally a bit loopy. That's cool. I guess a lot of the people on these TB's are.
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so he says things that he doesn't mean to get the attention that daddy never gave him. p.s. BringingSexyBack is actually locksbrokenleg.
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Take that AARP!
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Oct 26, 2009 7:03:34 PM CDT
"BringingSexyBack is actually locksbrokenleg"
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
Nah, I don't believe that. Lockesbrokenleg is mad in a mentally ill kind of way. Bringingsexyback is mad in a quirky kind of way.
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Is that IT, buddy? You're just gonna keep posting THAT on TBs and hope it catches on?
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that lockesbrokenleg is Bringingsexyback. the evidence is mounting...
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Dick In Ass
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They both hate everything and everyone.
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he ventures to Colorado to train at altitude, thus..ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH.
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I vote Madonna as the Kaballah queen who ball-busts the man of stone. Shit, I bet if I look on the internet she's probably already posted them next to Penn, Beatty, and Richie.
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the more giant pig guy.
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Rocky slugs Paulie in the gut in one punch. He wins.
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that just learned it was possible to put a dick in an ass and wants everyone to know how much he likes that.
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Paulie's liquor breathe and armpit stink knock Rocky out from 3 feet away. Paulie wins.
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paulie puts his shit stained drawers on rockys head.
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That's who might stand a chance against Rocky in a fight. :)
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when Burt Young supposedly lifts that guy over is head to throw him. Hilarious.
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I love how Arnold was waaaaaay too busy being the governor to even leave his desk and shoot even one frame for the new Terminator movie, but he has now somehow found the time to SHOOT A NEW FILM with Sly and Bruce. Well played, sir.
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He would kick ass doing a reboot or a more faithful adaptation of the book. The world needs more Death Wish!
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And it's a pretty cool idea with a neat monster. Not THAT predator at all, which was my first instinct. Not really a werewolf either, but that's the closest analogy. About halfway through and there's a lot of fat in the "outside world" that could easily be trimmed. And the main character IS Rambo. With a bit of a wolf fetish. It's not the best written book of all time, there are various paragraphs devoted to tracking abillites and just how way awesome and amazing Hunter (aka Rambo) is. and even though I'm smack in the middle of the book, it seems like they're going to reach their destination sometime rather soon. BUT all that aside, once you can get past the fact that Rambo would be in a non-real-world situation (which, let's face it, is Rambo REALLY realistic), I think this'll actually make a pretty decent Rambo movie. Go for that Stallone.
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Oct 26, 2009 8:11:30 PM CDT
Like Hunter/Rambo is basically on his heels the whole book
by tall_boy66
Which would be a lot different from the last 3 Rambo movies where he was shoot first and kill everybody later. This thing could actually hurt and kill him and he barely scrapes by the encounters. Something different. And the creature seems particuarly nasty with realllllly long fangs and claws and tearing out hearts and pulling off heads and stuff. But, I'm only halfway through the book. There could be alien squids at the end. Which could also be neat.
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is in his lame duck period. he didn't do shit while he was governor and now that he's almost out he is continuing with his plan of not doing shit.
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and I mean what I say. Ain't no two ways about it.
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Oct 26, 2009 9:02:03 PM CDT
ROCKY XII: IS ROCKY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A PAULIE?
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:03:21 PM CDT
ROCKY XII: STOP OR MY PAULIE WILL SHOOT
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:06:06 PM CDT
ROCKY XV: WE ACCIDENTLY MADE 2 ROCKY XII'S
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:08:04 PM CDT
ROCKY XVI: ROCKY VS ZOMBIE APOLLO FEAT MICK'S CORPSE
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:08:48 PM CDT
ROCKY XVII: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCKY IS COOKIN?
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Drago: "I must break you."
Rocky: "Go for it."
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Oct 26, 2009 9:11:56 PM CDT
ROCKY XVIII: ROCKY MAKES A MOVIE FOLLOWED BY TO MANY SEQUELS
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:14:51 PM CDT
ROCKY XX: ROCKY TRIES OUT FOR THE SURREAL LIFE
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Rocky breaks his hands when he punches metal.
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Oct 26, 2009 9:21:29 PM CDT
ROCKY XXII:ROCKY AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS OF ADRIANS DEAD VAGINA
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Catering by The Hard Rock Cafe.
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Oct 26, 2009 9:22:20 PM CDT
ROCKY XXIII: ROCKY CROSSES OVER MICHAEL JORDAN
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Rocky vs. Zombie Apollo Creed
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Oct 26, 2009 9:23:29 PM CDT
ROCKY XXIV: ONE LAST FIGHT FOR THE LAST TIME
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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At all.
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Oct 26, 2009 9:24:32 PM CDT
ROCKY XXV: THE TAKEOVER: ROCKY DISSES NAS
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:25:10 PM CDT
ROCKY XXVI: NONE OF THESE ARE FUNNY AT ALL
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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"The last prizefighter is ..."
"Dead! The last prizefighter is dead! Nothing can stop us now! Ahead full to Philly!" -
Oct 26, 2009 9:27:38 PM CDT
ROCKY XXVII: ROCKY SAYS HE DIDNT KILL ADRIAN
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:28:20 PM CDT
ROCKY XXVIII:...BUT IF I DID IT, HERES HOW I WOULDVE DONE IT
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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ROCKY:"Punch It"
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"Don't move! Wait ... wait ... wait ... ok, damn this feels good."
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Good one Morbs
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Oct 26, 2009 9:34:30 PM CDT
ROCKY XXIX: ROCKY REMAKES ROCKY I-XXVIII
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Oct 26, 2009 9:35:43 PM CDT
ROCKY XXXI:ROCKY GETS THE RED RING OF DEATH
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Rocky won't enter the ring, so we all win.
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Rocky Balboa..."And You're Going in Pieces Asshole!"
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Oct 26, 2009 9:39:34 PM CDT
ROCKY XXXIIII: ROCKY VS ALIEN VS PREDATOR
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
whoever wins...we lose
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Oct 26, 2009 9:47:45 PM CDT
ROCKY XXXV: ROCKY FIGHTS A GIANT CG METEOR
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Take THAT overrated shit!
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No. I will vouch for BSB and say that he is absolutely NOT lockesbrokenleg. But please feel free to continue berating ol' lockes. It's kind of funny watching you two go at it...
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A) Why do you lie?B) Do you have a life beyond AICN?
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Oct 26, 2009 10:14:47 PM CDT
Thank the baker! Now tells us the Rambo 5 rumor is false!
by juansanchez
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Do you? Christ, all you do is talk about Mad Men.
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You didn't answer my questions. Why is that?
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"...all you do is talk about Mad Men."Really? You mean, like in the actual MAD MEN thread, dummy?
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Seriously, how the fuck are you on this site posting nonsensical shit 24/7? Get laid or take up a hobby. I hear sudoku is pretty fun and challenging.
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Um, dude, YOU'RE here posting the same shit! POT KETTLE BLACK!
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The day we see Rocky 7..is the day Harry loses 300lbs and redesigns this site
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Oct 26, 2009 11:16:04 PM CDT
I want to see Stallone fight again, just not in a Rocky movie.
by dailysportspages
Stallone as Super Macho Man
Dwayne "Rock" Johnson as Mr. Dream
Mickey Rourke as Soda Popinski
Michael Clarke Duncan as Sandman
Roland Kickinger as Von Kaiser
Rick Yune as Piston Honda
Ashkay Kumar as Great Tiger
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson as Kid Dynamite
Kimbo Slice as Bald Bull
Will Sasso as King Hippo
Tony Curran as Aran Ryan
Roger Huerta as Don Flamenco
Will Arnett as Glass Joe
Milo Ventimiglia as Little Mac
Charles S. Dutton as Doc Louis
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Great film and showed the world that Stallone can still kick a##.
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...in a film ever is in Kari Wuhrer schlockfest Hot-Blooded where he plays a demented truck driver. The reason it's so freaky is that it was apparently made during a bizarre, fit period in Young's life. The guy spends a lot of the movie running around shirtless, in black jeans and toting a shotgun--and he'd been working out big time!
When I caught the movie on TV one night it took the longest time for me to realize who it was. When it dawned on me, it was one of the biggest WTF moments ever.
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Tell me you've seen Luscious/Vivid? I picked it up at a garage sale for $1.00 only because I used to watch her on Sliders.
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Oct 27, 2009 12:43:32 AM CDT
Stallone should still issue a press release - cause this thing..
by juansanchez
is running rampant.
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I thought I'd just pop in and and add my comment and love for Ms Wuhrer. She had without a doubt the sexiest set of fake tatas ever. I'm not normally a fan of fake ones but something about the configuration of hers really cranked my engine. So yes I will pursue Hot Blooded for this B-movie goddess.
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Oct 27, 2009 1:32:22 AM CDT
"Stallone, Arnie and Bruce together in front of a movie camera"
by motoko kusanagi
OMFG -- I think, I just came..... :-D
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those guys are like Tasmanians... I keed I keed.
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We wants our Poe movie NOW!
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Who loves ya baby?
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that ones for the Aussies.
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Jesus will end up more bloody than when the jews spent two hours whipping the ignorant grunt from GI JANE...
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"something in jiddish" " I love it when he does that"
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that ones just for me..
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Don't you know we use Da Dewy Decimal System?
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why the hell not?
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he decide to leave boxing and participate in professional wrestling,with the Rock as his coach.After a lot of victorious WWC games,finally the time comes to face the world's wrestling champion Hulk Hogan.After a titanic match,he managed to beat Hulk and becomes worlds new wrestling champion.A new glorious career starts for the italian stallion.
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in a match of wits.Rocky wins since he starts as White in the chess.Holmes dies from drug overdosing since he cant stand his lose from an ex-boxer.the end.
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Rocky, his whole life was a million to 7 shot.
Rocky 7 : Dementia or was it 8 maybe it's rambo, yo adrian, where are my gloves.... ADRAIN, YO ADRIAN... Ah Shit when did you die, and where the fuck is Paulie. -
and then the Son of Rocky series can begin with Stallone appearing as a ghost to train his son to avenge his death in the ring. or maybe not, lol.
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the audience really gets beaten by Sly's fists.
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...came out in 1997. It's also known as Red-Blooded American Girl II for some reason.
And yes, Kari Wuhrer is teh sex. I can't believe some of the shit movies I've subjected myself to just because she's in them.
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I need my weekly script update!
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Oct 27, 2009 8:07:30 AM CDT
ZombieHeath - Rocky V was a temporary death of Rocky movie
by juansanchez
Isn't that close enough?
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That one was good, though I watched it with the sound off.
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That was like the best episode of Dexter, ever.
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Oct 27, 2009 8:17:34 AM CDT
To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Rocky Balboa
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Someone else needs to play Swayze's part.
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where our old friend Balboa joins the world of international intrigue, beds a dozen women , and fights bad guys to funky tunes. Paulies in there somewhere too.
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Oct 27, 2009 8:23:54 AM CDT
Fried Green Balboas at the Whistlestop Cafe
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Now thats just stupid.
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Hey, I made a rhyme. :)
http://nickleshi.blogspot.com -
I seen it.
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not that Rocko,the other one from that classic b/w italian movie.
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Nuff said
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I thought the theatrical cut was better myself. Stallone tried to explain too much in his version.
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Oct 27, 2009 9:22:15 AM CDT
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Hey yo Bullwinkle, Home Team!
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Yo! Wild ding!
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or something....
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That is so wrong!
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halfway through the film an irate Italian punches you in the face
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I heard that Rocky went to a boxing ring and fought everyone in the boxing ring and then they closed the boxing ring.
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STALLONE IS THE MAN !
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where a elderly Rocky dates the Worlds oldest Woman
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Dick in ass
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loves the fact that there wont be another Rocky. It ended with class and the original is my favorite of all time. Tequila putos!!!
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(TV comes on in dank training gym. A groggy sedated Sylvester Stallone comes to. On the screen is the puppet, Billy)
JIGSAW: Hello Mr. Stallone. I want to play a game. For the past 30 years you have been getting fat off a franchise that has consistently dropped off in originality and heart since Rocky II. Three years ago you thought you had redeemed the terrible effects of Rocky V with Rocky Balboa. However you redeemed NOTHING. A movie about a whiny 60 year old boxer who can't let his dead wife go, a son who looks suspiciously like Peter Petrelli and the tired old training montage of the 80's. I won't even bring up the terrible HBO styled fight at the end. Audiences everywhere felt suckerpunched by your hamfisted nostalgia. Today the gloves will come off. The device in front of you consists of two arms mounted on pneumatic pistons. When the timer begins, the pistons will pump the arms into your face. Jabbing at first, and slowly building momentum. When the pistons reach 750 psi, your skull will start to fracture. Eventually your head will be crushed by these arms. The laptop in front of you contains a word processing program and a blank document page. You have 20 minutes to write a treatment for a seventh Rocky film. One with true redemption. Beloved characters. A believable story. And the boxing match to end all boxing matches at the end. You came close with Rocky IV. Ask yourself, can you take the hit and keep moving forward? You can save yourself with the definitive Rocky Balboa sequel or you can sit and write Lock Up 2. Ain't nothin over till it's over. Live or Die. Make your choice. -
It´s not Kurt Russell is, y´know, busy or anything, lol.
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Rocky is frozen in a meat cooler after going in to take out his frustations on a side of beef, and is thawed out 500 years later.
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Oct 27, 2009 11:10:30 AM CDT
Be careful Dirk Shocker, if you aint actually Mexican
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
You see here at AICN we have a troll. He's Nerdy and full of steroidal rage to anyone whom dares mock anothers ethnicity for the sake of a cheap laugh. You have bee warned.
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Oct 27, 2009 11:10:33 AM CDT
Be careful Dirk Shocker, if you aint actually Mexican
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
You see here at AICN we have a troll. He's Nerdy and full of steroidal rage to anyone whom dares mock anothers ethnicity for the sake of a cheap laugh. You have been warned.
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Oct 27, 2009 11:10:35 AM CDT
Be careful Dirk Shocker, if you aint actually Mexican
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
You see here at AICN we have a troll. He's Nerdy and full of steroidal rage to anyone whom dares mock anothers ethnicity for the sake of a cheap laugh. You have been warned.
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Oct 27, 2009 11:11:24 AM CDT
Lousy Double click, Me So Sorry....
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
some Chinee humour there...
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That would be Luscious, also known as Vivid. You definitely need to watch it with th sound on, especially toward the end. "No Cole, I'm not taking it up the ass, besides, it wouldn't fit, would it?"
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"Janet!" "Dr Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" " Yo Frankfurter, you knocked him down, Why'nt you try knockin me down?"
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"Yo Adrian I really hope yore happy."
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Dick in ass
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Dick. In ass.
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Rocky was a champion. Inside the ring ... and out.
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YOOOOO STELLAAAAAA.
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Stop or My Mom will Shoot...AGAIN! Followed by the third sequel shot back to back
Stop or My Mom will Shoot...AGAIN AND AGAIN! -
this is last months issue. http://sickpicks.blogspot.com/
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You know, so he's close to Adrian.
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Oct 27, 2009 12:59:43 PM CDT
ooh ooh, Pet Semetary 3: The Rise of Adrian
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
"The soil in a mans' heart is stonier...Rocky" "Hey Yo Church....I didn't hear no bell!"
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Oct 27, 2009 1:07:40 PM CDT
AVATROCKY, Fucking your kidneys this Christmas
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
The Future.... Mankind has depleted the Earth of all Natural Resources. In our need to survive we turn to galactic solutions. We discover a planet known to us as ADRIYO which contains all the elements for our survival. Unfortunately the planet is inhospitable. The Alien inhabitants that we have called Appollus Creedus refuse to allow us on there planet unless we are able to beat their champion Clubber Drago in hand to slarn combat. in our time of need we can turn to only one man.....
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You won't believe what happens!!!!
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something hit the net claiming a Rambo 5 was coming, then stallone's people said it was just an old interview talking about Part 4? and of course we now know 5 is indeed coming so hmmm.
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Oct 27, 2009 1:37:28 PM CDT
I GOT ONE MORE..... Micheal Bay's THE ROCKY
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
In which Nicholas Cage plays a bioterrorism expert who must team up with an old English Agent to help stop Balboa from having a horse hormone induced thermonuclear explosion.... Thats it, I think I'm dry.
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It would be just as appropriate as if Rambo did so. Which is to say, it wouldn't be.
ROCKY BALBOA was a great ending to the series. No reason to risk untying a sewed-up storyline. -
he'll be down for the count, right? ;-)
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"Hope, we can only"....Yoda
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Rocky finally gets old and is sent to a Health Care Home for the old people.But there he discovers that the place is also inhabited by two other old men: Mr T and Drago.
His old nemesis havent forgotten their defeat by their hands of Rocky and they are determined to get their revenge.After two weeks of challenges and intimidations,they decide to settle their differences in a match,after their evening tea.
Rocky starts his training,first with the use of his Pi,and later with just a crook. -
Yes!!!! Been trying to get this for years!!!!!
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mou ahaha ha ha
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The Italian Stallion:II
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File this in the "who gives a shit" folder
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This unbelievably unnecessary talkback shall be mine. I. Am. Legend.
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That ominus guy said 'victory slipped out of your hands', how did he know your junk is named victory?
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If there is nothing to say, why report it? You morons need to go to college and learn some basic rules of journalism...
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They always put up some "We think this might be coming out" type story, but it never does. Or they review 100 DVDs from the year 1950.
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"Ominus" has probably visited my old website, icallmyjunkvictory.biz. But's it's been offline for awhile... Oh, and... LAST!!!!!!!!
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Effing lame-ass fingers... that's why my junk is always slipping out of my hands...
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Oct 27, 2009 6:05:16 PM CDT
Still waiting for the third "Saturday Night Fever" movie!
by mrmysteryguest
"YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN'! YEAH!!!"
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Directed by Guy Ritchie. Sorry if this one already exists up there... And LAST, dadgumit!
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now this shit, sorry to all you guys in America and around the World!
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"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a squirrel outta my ass....Rocky......Rocky?"
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I don't need five copies of AARP Magazine!
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Rocky vs Ass Cancer
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Oct 27, 2009 10:00:23 PM CDT
The Fall of the Republic The Presidency of Barack H. Obama
by spazatronik2000
http://tinyurl.com/yl8wc8z
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BringingSexyBack and lockesbrokenleg appear to be my own personal fan club. but, i don't want 'em. not one of those 1000 jokes you guys just posted was funny. all lame-ass, boring shit. you three must really feel guilty for the racist statements you made the other day, since your still talking about it. even with no response from me until now. you three are the losers of AICN. and thats saying a lot. a couple of ignorant, unfunny, racist fuck heads. which one of you is shogunshin the haloucast denier? NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks, i have a feeling its you. feel free to respond with your usual inane bullshit like i know you will. losers. p.s. i will bet anyone that lockesbrokenleg has never had sex. not even with an unwilling dog.
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Whatever dude. Your morals are highly superior. I mean to label someone as racist for laughing at a mexican joke is over-reaching. Whatever you do, don't watch any Python, Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, or South Park. I doubt that your fragile sensibilities are even able to handle an episode of Hogans Hero's. If only life were as simple as you are...
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Oct 28, 2009 7:27:49 AM CDT
By the way you are offensive to the disabled fuckwad
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Or are retards open slather????
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but that doesn't mean you should always make a movie about it.
ROCKY BALBOA ended things nicely and with dignity. I'm glad the Rocky 7 rumours are false. I'm the biggest Rocky fan out there--and I don't want another one. -
it wasnt just germany.
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Seriously, I'm on a mission, here...
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your dumb. i called out bringingsexyback for his racist joke. then you and that idiot lockesbrokenleg joined bsb in flaming me for it. so fuck you. if you want to defend a fucking morons, ignorant statements then go ahead. you have no moral high ground at all. even against a guy with the word 'retard' in his name. which makes you and your two flamer buddies the biggest douchebags on this site.
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get your 'last'. i'm done.
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What flamer buddies? In case you don't know the internet is about anonimity. I could care less about either of those two. BSB made me laugh. Get over yourself, put down those Ten Commandments and get a fucking sense of humour. Now I just feel sorry for you buddy.
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Oct 28, 2009 11:29:08 AM CDT
Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength, you must keep your girl amused
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
you have the sense of humour of Nixon....
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and watch the fun as hypocritical fools who find the disabled fair prey suddenly come out screaming about bad taste.....
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"Yo Adrian this kids gonna get it"
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"Yo Adrian this kids gonna get it" "Yo Miagi, can you teach me to sweep?"
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Oct 28, 2009 12:56:14 PM CDT
I am Rockholio, do you have chipees for my bunghole????
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
huh huh huh...huh.
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Yo, this is this, I think...Adrian????
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A period adventure film about an almost washed up prizefighter who gets one more chance when he stumbles across a rocket-pack. Starring Timothy Dalton as Apollo Creed.
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A new animated adventure from Pixar, this sees an almost washed up prizefighter who gets one more chance when he stumbles across the fact that he can be control people like a puppet. Upon shrinking to a convenient hat size he sets his sights on the world of fine cuisine much to the chagrin of the current head chef. Wacky Antics ensue....
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Oct 28, 2009 1:07:52 PM CDT
AVATROCKY, Fucking your kidneys this Christmas
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
The Future....
Mankind has depleted the Earth of all Natural Resources. In our need to survive we turn to galactic solutions. We discover a planet known to us as ADRIYO which contains all the elements for our survival.
Unfortunately the planet is inhospitable. The Alien inhabitants that we have called Appollus Creedus refuse to allow us on there planet unless we are able to beat their champion Clubber Drago in hand to slarn combat. in our time of need we can turn to only one man..... I know its a repeat but I like it.
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Oct 28, 2009 1:10:31 PM CDT
Down in the flat mining hills of dakota there lived a young
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
one day his woman ran off with another guy. Hit young Rocky in the eyeeeee. Rocky didn't like that he said" Hey Yo Adrian, I'm gonna get that boy."
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ohhh asodomiaaaaaaaaaa
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Adrian his wife.... ok I'm grabbing at straws here.
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Oct 28, 2009 1:15:32 PM CDT
I expected the Rocky mountains to be a little rockier than t
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
That John Denvers full of shit man!
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The Italion stallion, having conquered all possible records in his life, searches for a new challenge...Time Travel. Unfortunately, he is not transported back to olde time USA but instead is hookshotted over to merry old blighty wherein he becomes involved in a fight a ginst a plot to overtrow King Richard. Or something like that .
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Zees wheel bee heez greatest battale! And god bless you all, you tireless bastards... LAST!!!!!
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better luck next time....
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LAST!!!!!!! (this has been way more fun than I could have imagined.)
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