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Enough with the Rocky 7 rumor! It is not true!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I didn't run the original rumor, apparently taken from a German newspaper because it didn't feel right. Sure enough it is a total misunderstanding as the interview Sly is being quoted from is 3 years old and is him talking about Rocky Balboa. I was asked in a talkback yesterday why there was no article on Rocky 7 and I responded saying because it's a non-news story. It was from the start. But considering the sheer amount of emails we're getting about it under the impression that Sly is seriously contemplating another Rocky movie and worried he's going to ruin the graceful finale of Balboa I have to post something. It's non-news, but the people spreading the rumor are making this news now. It's not true. And I have proof. Look at the working blog of Sheryl, Stallone's publicist on The Expendables... there's a story about the day which had Stallone, Willis and Schwarzenegger all working together which is fantastic in and of itself, but in the comments section she completely debunks the rumor that she shouldn't have to debunk anyway.
Also the interview that has been running with Sly talking about doing another Rocky – hello people – that was done 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is not a new interview and Sly has no intention of doing another Rocky – Rocky Balboa was the perfect bookend to the original Rocky – nothing left to say. I personally am pushing Sly to do Poe – but that will have to wait until he does the next movie – whatever that may be.
Done and done. Stop the fretting. Stallone isn't a moron, he knows he has the best possible closer for that series in the can. But to end on a happy note, Sheryl does say in her piece on the day's shooting that they're working on the approval process to release the first official still featuring Stallone, Arnie and Bruce together in front of a movie camera for the first time. That means we'll likely see that image sometime this week. -Quint quint@aintitcool.com Follow Me On Twitter



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  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST

    There was a Rocky 7 rumor?

    by AzulTool

    Sorry, I'm not up on my German newspaper rumors.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    First!

    by LuckyPierre

    Maybe

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    What does this have to do with squirrels?

    by SoylentMean

    Squirrels are awesome!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VII : ASSASSIN CREED vs APOLLO CREED

    by Gorgomel

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    ha ha, lucky, not so lucky, eh?

    by SoylentMean

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    And there was much rejoicing.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Oh well.

    by LuckyPierre

    Life goes on.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:05 p.m. CST

    OH THANK GOD!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Rocky VII : On the rocks...

    by The Dum Guy

    Something, something, something, Rocky starts drinking alot, something, something, gets into drunked brawl in a street fight.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    So...

    by ShogunMaster

    I guess we just have to wait a few more years until they reboot the series then?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    THE THIRD MAN needs you, Quint

    by YackBacker

    Stand up and defend a work of art.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:08 p.m. CST

    German ROCKY 7 shizer porn rumor...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...let's start it today!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    So, they are making a new Rocky movie?

    by The Dum Guy

    Or, so the Germans would have us believe.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Anyone hear about Rocky 7?!?!

    by blckmgk13

    I hear Sly's working on it.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    I agree with Quint

    by brandonbrando

    Its been perfectly bookended and Stallone wouldn't do it to the franchise.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Oh look..another excuse for AICN to namedrop

    by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer

    I work in the industry and get paid to read trades every day, all day..online, in print whatever..and there isnt even anyone talking about this..Why is AICN acting like they are sick of hearing about it..when you are the only ones making a deal out of it??? It was one blurb in a foriegn newspaper. Aint it cool slow news day guys?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Skipping and going straight to Rocky 8

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    Seven would have been boring. Just go to the eighth movie. Eight is a better number anyway.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Rocky VS Jason Vorhees

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Rocky schedules a match with someone at a place called Camp Crystal Lake, but when they don't show up, Rocky discoveres he may not be alone.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Rocky VS Jason Vorhees VS Ash

    by The3ATMAN

    Rocky schedules a match with someone at a place called Camp Crystal Lake, but when they don't show up, Rocky discoveres he may not be alone. Once hell breaks loose, Rocky must team up with Ash in order to send the spawn of Satan back from where he came.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Oh look...another excuse for Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...to be an AICN hating asshole.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:23 p.m. CST

    So...What does this publicist "Sheryl" look like?

    by conspiracy

    Cuz I can't believe anyone would actually pay someone, what I'm sure is 6 figures, to sit and blog/twatter all day...unless you are getting a little "extra" above and beyond typing skills and the ability to make sugary press releases</p><p>"Publicist"...what a nothing job, unless of course your client tries to wack his/herself out in a dingy Hermosa Beach Apt., or gets caught masturbating in public with a plantain at Whole Foods. Then again, shit like that would make the job a riot.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Simpsons already did it

    by JettL93

    Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:25 p.m. CST

    The3ATMAN

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I would watch that!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:27 p.m. CST

    rocky five...

    by son_of_ebert

    THOUSAND!!!!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Still waiting for Tango/Cash II

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, COBRA!!

    by BlackBriar

    Maybe.......Someday

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:36 p.m. CST

    New bad movie trend, HYBRIDS: The Rockyteer

    by AzulTool

    Fast-track that bitch.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m. CST

    @Lockesbrokenleg

    by The3ATMAN

    Funny enough, I would too :)

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    there's going to be a rocky 7?

    by chipps

    awesome. i can't wait.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Fuck All this Shit....Demolition Man II

    by conspiracy

    NC-17 style...with Bullock back in, and out of, the painted on spandex pants...and Von Trier directing

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Didn't Rambo have a pretty solid bookend too?

    by Liberty Valance

    Y'know, finally returning home after decades of war and wandering? Stallone apparently has no compunction about pissing all over that "best possible closer" with this bizarre sci-fi tinged Rambo V we've been hearing about. Wouldn't surprise me one fuck if he milked the Rocky teat again.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST

    That's Sly's publicist?

    by Bass Ackwards

    Did he just go and hire the neighbor's 13 year old daughter?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Only 11 more to go before Airplane! is prophetic

    by SifoDyasJr.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Why not ...

    by thepentaveret

    ... underline your whole post, Quint? Make it ALL impossible to read.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    This talkback needs some ABKing semen

    by Chakraborty

    It's not a Sly talkback until ABKing's semen is sprayed everywhere, dripping from the ceiling, and coating the walls.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Oh damn, I hate blogs

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Is there some rule where people with blogs have to be so damn boring?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Liberty Valance well said

    by ominus

    its always about the goddamn money,glory and women.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Liberty Valance well said

    by ominus

    its always about the goddamn money,glory and women.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    That's Sly's publicist?

    by Bass Ackwards

    Did he just go and hire the neighbor's 13 year old daughter?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:06 p.m. CST

    There should be a Rocky - Rambo crossover

    by ominus

    sly fighting with himself

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:15 p.m. CST

    No Rocky 7?

    by The Fly on the Wall

    Thank Christ.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:28 p.m. CST

    ZOOEY DESCHANEL TO DELIVER THE HURTIN' BOMBS

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's the rumor I heardl

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST

    THANK FUCKING GOD LET IT FUCKIN REST

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    ENOUGH WITH ROCKY!! AS IF ROCKY 4 AND 5 WERENT AWFUL ENOUGH! FUCK rocky balboa ended it on a good note let it fucking be!!!!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    no Rocky: Adrian's Revenge then?

    by Meadowe

    Oh how the simpsons teases me so.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Didn't Alien Nation predict Rocky 6?

    by ShabbyBlue

    I can't remember if it was the original Alien Nation movie or the Fox tv series that came after it, but I distinctly remember a night time shot of a car driving past a theater with the title "Rocky 6" on the marquee.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    ominus,,, best idea ever.

    by MattmanBegins

    All joking aside though, Rocky Balboa was an awesome ending.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:42 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Been meaning to ask this for a while now: Are you a stoner? Every one of your comments on a TB seems to be some random stream of consciousness that only makes sense to yourself. I mean, it's cool. You're not offensive but it's strange. I'm guessing you like the weed, right?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Ah ha... I was right

    by ShabbyBlue

    In the opening sequence of the Alien Nation tv series. And that was back in 1989-1990 I think. Funny... http://www.youtube.com /watch?v=H2moPShy3Kk

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Nugget of an idea for the next Rocky

    by daggor

    Balboa gets a multi-million dollar offer to get into porn. Events have come full circle!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Send a maniac to catch a maniac.

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Gervais to host the next Golden Globes = Awesome!

    by SmokeAlarm

    The Oscars will be boring compared to this

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Not Catwoman, but...

    by SaluteYourShorts

    Why hasn't Stallone been tapped as a BATMAN villain already?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Rocky VII: Deconstruction Paulie

    by Dr Gregory House

    Adrian is back...and she is pissed!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:47 p.m. CST

    YEAH, WHAT RUMOR?

    by SaluteYourShorts

    I google news'ed ROCKY 7 and got 2 blurbs, both foreign, both minor. Why did this even need to be addressed? But, AT LEAST it's an excuse for me to exclaim how PERFECT ROCKY BALBOA AS A FILM WAS AND IS AND FOREVER WILL BE.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:49 p.m. CST

    RICHARD GERE

    by BringingSexyBack

    No, I'm perfectly lucid. Not sure what you're getting at?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Rumors

    by Mr.FTW

    You know, one of the corner stones of this site's foundation was movie rumors. When the rumors or fun movie what ifs come from you guys it's all fine and well but if they come from somewhere else you guys get indignent. And then you act so inconvenienced to post anything about it. Non-news? This isn't a "news" site, it's not even a movie news site, at the end of the day this is a fanboy site where nerds give thier opinions mostly about movies. Get over yourselves.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Why was Paulie still working as a meat packer?

    by ShabbyBlue

    In Rocky 6 he's still working at the meat packing plant and finally gets laid off. The movie implies that he's been doing this his whole life, ever since we first see him in the first Rocky film. The thing that bugged me was that it suggests he continued to do this job throughout the glory years of Rocky 3 and Rocky 4, even though it looked like he was just mooching off the rich success of his brother-in-law and living in their mansion with that ridiculous robot. So are we to assume that he quit working at the plant after Rocky 2 and then went back to work there after Rocky 5?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST

    JUST DON'T TELL NERD_RAGE ROCKY HAS MEXICANS IN THE BASEMENT

    by BringingSexyBack

    He's not having any of that. Trust me.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST

    So....your saying there's a chance!

    by jaysin420

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:53 p.m. CST

    I always thought Paulie was a weird creep

    by lockesbrokenleg

    He deserved that meat packing job. He couldn't do anything else. When he breaks down he tells Rocky that he was jealous of Rocky.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:56 p.m. CST

    I'M SURPRISED PAULIE'S JOB WASN'T TAKEN OVER BY MEXICANS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Maybe Philly is the last refuge of the gringos.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

    If Stallone has sense enough to leave Rocky....

    by savagedave

    Why not leave Rambo too? He ended that well enough.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6 p.m. CST

    Dick In Ass

    by DickInAss

    Dick In Ass.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:02 p.m. CST

    There won't be a number in the title.....

    by DrMorbius

    it's going to be called ROCKY ROAD. To be financed by Baskins robbins.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Rocky 5000!! wasn't that in Spaceballs?

    by Josstossesthesalad

    Well, if Rocky 5 didn't exist, which it didn't then this could be Rocky 6 or Rocky: Electric Boogaloo

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Shave him dry!

    by Josstossesthesalad

    The most disturbing part of First Blood. Both Rocky and Rambo are really full of 80s American propaganda. You would think he would be drinking a coke and asking to tear the wall down too.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer

    by MacReady452

    your a fuck up at your job cause it has been all over the net for 2 days.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Non-rumor dismissed by non-story

    by TurdontheRun

    Rocky 7 should be Rocky vs. Paulie's robot. Whatever happened to that thing anyway? Yep,the 'bot throws a fit because its lover Paulie was dismissed from his meat packing job, blames it all on Rocky, and decides to enter the boxing world to disgrace Rocky's legacy by wearing Rocky's shorts on its head and with an engraving of Adrian carved on its chest (all so the crowds associate the 'bot with Rocky), all the while fighting its opponents using dirty tricks like zapping them with electrical discharges when the ref isn't looking, and making arrogant electronic pronouncements. After it fights its way to championship level, it calls out the Italian Stallion, who comes out of retirement to fight the metal marauder - "Its just you and me in the ring, 'droid" snarls Rocky - except to match the strength of his metallic rival and to account for the defects of his advanced age, Rocky is permitted to fight using a experimental robotic 'boxing' exoskeleton. Thus follows a titanic bout between man and machine, involving colossal punches of 200 000 psi (far surpassing Ivan Drago's blows) and using all kinds of weapons like flamethrowers, hammers, and 'blocking' force-fields.<p>This would be a great new sci fi twist on the Rocky saga, just as Sly is going to do with Rambo 5. It would be a guaranteed box office smash, I tell you! Sheryl, fax these details to Mr. Stallone A.S.A.P.!!!!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:16 p.m. CST

    What the Paulie robot hits, he destroys!

    by Josstossesthesalad

    If he lives he lives

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Paulie's Robot

    by savagedave

    The greatest of all AICN memes in my opinion.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST

    make Rocky 7 just for the fans not the critics

    by johnnyg korrupt

    I wanna see more Rocky. I don't give a shit about what everyone else thinks. Yes Balboa was a great way to end it although it had the weekest opponent in the rocky movies (worse than Tommy Morrisson. I still wanna see more Rocky though. How bout Sly just make them for the fans...it doesn't have to exist in continuity. I want some cheesy 80s training montage over Survivor songs too. How bout Rocky Jr gets killed in the ring against the new champ and Rocky jumps back into the ring to avenge his death. Yeah sounds like part 4 but i don't really give a flying fuck. I need my Rocky fix

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST

    I did like Rocky: On the Rocks

    by Josstossesthesalad

    Nothing like an Arthur reference. Can we get Christopher Cross to do the song too?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST

    I worked with Burt Young on a film

    by MacReady452

    and he could not have been nicer. Still have a pic of him on my fridge. He even talked to my pop on the phone just for shits. Stand up guy.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Rocky Balboa and the Kingdom of Paulie's Robot

    by Josstossesthesalad

    We film at dawn!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Was excited about the Expendables until the trailer

    by Mennen

    Wow, it sucked. This movie looks like it belongs in the BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION library. What happened Sly?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Rambo

    by Hipshot

    Was never a real human being. He's a superhero, and I have no problem with seeing him again, if the movie is good. Never had an emotional association with him--just thought he was badass. Rocky, though, I love. I care about him, and feel like I know him. If Stallone had done something foolish there, it would hurt a bit. Rambo? You couldn't make me "believe" in Rambo to save your life. Be happy to buy a ticket, though.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:29 p.m. CST

    "Enough with the BIG LOB rumors! It's greenlit!!"

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    That should be the next headline.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Poor Rocky. He lost his mansion.

    by lockesbrokenleg

    And ESPN dragged him back to the ring. Poor joe.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:36 p.m. CST

    I CANT WAIT FOR ROCKY 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by alice133

    rocky vs jack lalanne.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    But we need a Rocky 7!!!!

    by Jamie McBain

    Rocky vs. Zombie Apollo Creed!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Stallone not a moron?

    by Logan_1973

    Well, he IS considering RAMBO V, which to me would be a sin, as I thought IV wrapped up the character just as well as he wrapped Rocky. <p>If RAMBO V is off the books, then I certainly take this back.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:51 p.m. CST

    JettL93 changed Stallone's mind about Rocky 7

    by ominus

    Sly was going to make it,but Jet convinced him that the script was not good enough,and he should postpone the movie until he (Jet) finds some free time to write a new,better one.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Okay, BSB

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    You're naturally a bit loopy. That's cool. I guess a lot of the people on these TB's are.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack needs attention

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    so he says things that he doesn't mean to get the attention that daddy never gave him. p.s. BringingSexyBack is actually locksbrokenleg.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Rocky 7: Rocky Vs. Incontinence

    by MacReady452

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:02 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS AARP!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Take that AARP!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:03 p.m. CST

    "BringingSexyBack is actually locksbrokenleg"

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Nah, I don't believe that. Lockesbrokenleg is mad in a mentally ill kind of way. Bringingsexyback is mad in a quirky kind of way.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:06 p.m. CST

    What's up with the Dick In Ass guy?

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Is that IT, buddy? You're just gonna keep posting THAT on TBs and hope it catches on?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:07 p.m. CST

    i dont know, im really starting to suspect

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    that lockesbrokenleg is Bringingsexyback. the evidence is mounting...

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Perhaps AsimovLives is Dick In Ass

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Dick In Ass

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:10 p.m. CST

    NRRS is really MNG

    by lockesbrokenleg

    They both hate everything and everyone.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Rocky was dumb, then smart, then dumb again.

    by AzulTool

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Getting away from the distractions of the city...

    by DrMorbius

    he ventures to Colorado to train at altitude, thus..<P>ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:14 p.m. CST

    They're remaking Der Golem? Cool!

    by The_Maltese_Vulcan

    I vote Madonna as the Kaballah queen who ball-busts the man of stone. Shit, I bet if I look on the internet she's probably already posted them next to Penn, Beatty, and Richie.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:15 p.m. CST

    the dick in ass guy is probably

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    the more giant pig guy.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:19 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS PAULIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Rocky slugs Paulie in the gut in one punch. He wins.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Dick In Ass = a 12 year old...

    by MacReady452

    that just learned it was possible to put a dick in an ass and wants everyone to know how much he likes that.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:23 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS PAULIE!!

    by MacReady452

    Paulie's liquor breathe and armpit stink knock Rocky out from 3 feet away. Paulie wins.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    after rocky is knocked out

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    paulie puts his shit stained drawers on rockys head.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Burt Young was a badass in Back to School tho...

    by ShabbyBlue

    That's who might stand a chance against Rocky in a fight. :)

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:44 p.m. CST

    I love that bar fight in Back to School

    by MacReady452

    when Burt Young supposedly lifts that guy over is head to throw him. Hilarious.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Paulie's nice and he's tough

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Arnold in front of the camera again...

    by Jarados

    I love how Arnold was waaaaaay too busy being the governor to even leave his desk and shoot even one frame for the new Terminator movie, but he has now somehow found the time to SHOOT A NEW FILM with Sly and Bruce. Well played, sir.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 7:58 p.m. CST

    I'm pulling for Death Wish for Sly next

    by liljuniorbrown

    He would kick ass doing a reboot or a more faithful adaptation of the book. The world needs more Death Wish!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:03 p.m. CST

    I'

    by Tall_Boy66

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:06 p.m. CST

    I'm reading "HUNTER" aka "Rambo V" now

    by Tall_Boy66

    And it's a pretty cool idea with a neat monster. Not THAT predator at all, which was my first instinct. Not really a werewolf either, but that's the closest analogy. About halfway through and there's a lot of fat in the "outside world" that could easily be trimmed. And the main character IS Rambo. With a bit of a wolf fetish. It's not the best written book of all time, there are various paragraphs devoted to tracking abillites and just how way awesome and amazing Hunter (aka Rambo) is. and even though I'm smack in the middle of the book, it seems like they're going to reach their destination sometime rather soon. BUT all that aside, once you can get past the fact that Rambo would be in a non-real-world situation (which, let's face it, is Rambo REALLY realistic), I think this'll actually make a pretty decent Rambo movie. Go for that Stallone.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Like Hunter/Rambo is basically on his heels the whole book

    by Tall_Boy66

    Which would be a lot different from the last 3 Rambo movies where he was shoot first and kill everybody later. This thing could actually hurt and kill him and he barely scrapes by the encounters. Something different. And the creature seems particuarly nasty with realllllly long fangs and claws and tearing out hearts and pulling off heads and stuff. But, I'm only halfway through the book. There could be alien squids at the end. Which could also be neat.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Jarados, thats because arnold

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    is in his lame duck period. he didn't do shit while he was governor and now that he's almost out he is continuing with his plan of not doing shit.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:57 p.m. CST

    NERD_RAGE: I SAY WHAT I MEAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    and I mean what I say. Ain't no two ways about it.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:58 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VII: FISTS OF FURY

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:58 p.m. CST

    DIA

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:58 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VIII: RISE OF DRAGO

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 8:59 p.m. CST

    ROCKY IX: ONE LAST FIGHT

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    ROCKY X: ROCKY IN THE WWE

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XI: PAULIE PUNCH DRUNK

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:02 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XII: IS ROCKY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A PAULIE?

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:03 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XII: STOP OR MY PAULIE WILL SHOOT

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:05 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XIV: ROCKY SKIPS ROCKY XII

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:05 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XIV: ROCKY SKIPS ROCKY XIII

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:06 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XV: WE ACCIDENTLY MADE 2 ROCKY XII'S

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:08 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XVI: ROCKY VS ZOMBIE APOLLO FEAT MICK'S CORPSE

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:08 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XVII: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCKY IS COOKIN?

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:09 p.m. CST

    ROCKY 7: DICK IN ASS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Drago: "I must break you." <P> Rocky: "Go for it." <P> *Bends over*

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:11 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XVIII: ROCKY MAKES A MOVIE FOLLOWED BY TO MANY SEQUELS

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:14 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XIX: ROCKY VS THE ECONOMY

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:14 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XX: ROCKY TRIES OUT FOR THE SURREAL LIFE

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:15 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS ROBOCOP!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Rocky breaks his hands when he punches metal.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:20 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXI: ROCKY VS BALLON BOY

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:21 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXII:ROCKY AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS OF ADRIANS DEAD VAGINA

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:21 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS. THE ROCK AT THE ROCK

    by BringingSexyBack

    Catering by The Hard Rock Cafe.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXIII: ROCKY CROSSES OVER MICHAEL JORDAN

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    PARANORMAL BOXING ACTIVITY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Rocky vs. Zombie Apollo Creed

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXIV: ONE LAST FIGHT FOR THE LAST TIME

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    None of these are funny

    by Tall_Boy66

    At all.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXV: THE TAKEOVER: ROCKY DISSES NAS

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXVI: NONE OF THESE ARE FUNNY AT ALL

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    THE LAST PRIZEFIGHTER

    by BringingSexyBack

    "The last prizefighter is ..." <P> "Dead! The last prizefighter is dead! Nothing can stop us now! Ahead full to Philly!"

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS KATHY GRIFFEN

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXVII: ROCKY SAYS HE DIDNT KILL ADRIAN

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXVIII:...BUT IF I DID IT, HERES HOW I WOULDVE DONE IT

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:32 p.m. CST

    BSB......heres one for you...

    by DrMorbius

    ROCKY:"Punch It"

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:32 p.m. CST

    STOP! OR MY COCK WILL SHOOT!

    by BringingSexyBack

    "Don't move! Wait ... wait ... wait ... ok, damn this feels good."

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    PUNCH IT!!!!!

    by BringingSexyBack

    Good one Morbs

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:34 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXIX: ROCKY REMAKES ROCKY I-XXVIII

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXX: ROCKY COCKY

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXXI:ROCKY GETS THE RED RING OF DEATH

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Rocky vs. Hollywood

    by MacReady452

    Rocky won't enter the ring, so we all win.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Dolf Lundgren......"I Come in Peace"

    by DrMorbius

    Rocky Balboa..."And You're Going in Pieces Asshole!"

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:38 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXXII:ROCKY VS ALIEN

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:39 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXXIII: ROCKY VS PREDATOR

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:39 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXXIIII: ROCKY VS ALIEN VS PREDATOR

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    whoever wins...we lose

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:45 p.m. CST

    ROCKY vs ALZHEIMERS

    by DrMorbius

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:47 p.m. CST

    ROCKY XXXV: ROCKY FIGHTS A GIANT CG METEOR

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:56 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS THE WATCHMEN

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Take THAT overrated shit!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    No. I will vouch for BSB and say that he is absolutely NOT lockesbrokenleg. But please feel free to continue berating ol' lockes. It's kind of funny watching you two go at it...

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg - Questions

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    A) Why do you lie?<P>B) Do you have a life beyond AICN?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Thank the baker! Now tells us the Rambo 5 rumor is false!

    by JuanSanchez

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 10:30 p.m. CST

    MNG

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Do you? Christ, all you do is talk about Mad Men.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 10:45 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You didn't answer my questions. Why is that?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 10:46 p.m. CST

    And I love this one:

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "...all you do is talk about Mad Men."<P>Really? You mean, like in the actual MAD MEN thread, dummy?

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 10:47 p.m. CST

    SLY is a guest star on "Mad Men"? Count me IN!!

    by blakindigo

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 10:59 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg?

    by Jews4Jesus

    Seriously, how the fuck are you on this site posting nonsensical shit 24/7? Get laid or take up a hobby. I hear sudoku is pretty fun and challenging.

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Jews4Jesus

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Um, dude, YOU'RE here posting the same shit! POT KETTLE BLACK!

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Yeah

    by ChocolateJesusMan

    The day we see Rocky 7..is the day Harry loses 300lbs and redesigns this site

  • Oct. 26, 2009, 11:16 p.m. CST

    I want to see Stallone fight again, just not in a Rocky movie.

    by dailysportspages

    Stallone as Super Macho Man <br> Dwayne "Rock" Johnson as Mr. Dream<br> Mickey Rourke as Soda Popinski<br> Michael Clarke Duncan as Sandman<br> Roland Kickinger as Von Kaiser<br> Rick Yune as Piston Honda<br> Ashkay Kumar as Great Tiger<br> Quinton "Rampage" Jackson as Kid Dynamite<br> Kimbo Slice as Bald Bull<br> Will Sasso as King Hippo<br> Tony Curran as Aran Ryan<br> Roger Huerta as Don Flamenco<br> Will Arnett as Glass Joe<br><br> Milo Ventimiglia as Little Mac <br> Charles S. Dutton as Doc Louis<br> Bob Hoskins as the Referee<br>

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Thankyou

    by hallmitchell

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Great note to end rocky is Rocky Balboa

    by hallmitchell

    Great film and showed the world that Stallone can still kick a##. I loved the training montage in the film and that awesome scene Rocky does with his son.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Most disturbing Burt Young moment...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...in a film ever is in Kari Wuhrer schlockfest Hot-Blooded where he plays a demented truck driver. The reason it's so freaky is that it was apparently made during a bizarre, fit period in Young's life. The guy spends a lot of the movie running around shirtless, in black jeans and toting a shotgun--and he'd been working out big time! <p> When I caught the movie on TV one night it took the longest time for me to realize who it was. When it dawned on me, it was one of the biggest WTF moments ever. <p> Hilarious. And weird.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:14 a.m. CST

    I've never seen "Hot-Blooded"—when was it released?

    by blakindigo

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:18 a.m. CST

    DocPazuzu..........Kari Wuhrer

    by DrMorbius

    Tell me you've seen Luscious/Vivid? I picked it up at a garage sale for $1.00 only because I used to watch her on Sliders.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:18 a.m. CST

    And, is Hot Blooded worth a rental?

    by DrMorbius

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Stallone should still issue a press release - cause this thing..

    by JuanSanchez

    is running rampant.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Kari Wuhrer

    by MrMajestic

    I thought I'd just pop in and and add my comment and love for Ms Wuhrer. She had without a doubt the sexiest set of fake tatas ever. I'm not normally a fan of fake ones but something about the configuration of hers really cranked my engine. So yes I will pursue Hot Blooded for this B-movie goddess.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:32 a.m. CST

    "Stallone, Arnie and Bruce together in front of a movie camera"

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    OMFG -- I think, I just came..... :-D

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Any Mexicans in here? Well fuck off

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    those guys are like Tasmanians...<p> I keed I keed.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:44 a.m. CST

    So POE will be the movie AFTER next, or what?

    by BenBraddock

    We wants our Poe movie NOW!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Stallone VS Avatar - Your eyes and balls are fucked

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:27 a.m. CST

    Kari Wuhrer was an important part of my teen years

    by JuanSanchez

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:29 a.m. CST

    Cobra Vs Kojak

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Who loves ya baby?

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:31 a.m. CST

    Rocky Vs The Fat Kid From Hey Dad!

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    that ones for the Aussies.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:34 a.m. CST

    ooh ooh, I got one...Rocky Vs Jesus

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Jesus will end up more bloody than when the jews spent two hours whipping the ignorant grunt from GI JANE...

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:37 a.m. CST

    Rocky Vs Mel

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    "something in jiddish" <p> " I love it when he does that"

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Rocky Vs Nerd Rage

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    that ones just for me..

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Rocky the Librarian

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Don't you know we use Da Dewy Decimal System?

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 3:44 a.m. CST

    Rocky vs Drago The Rematch

    by ominus

    why the hell not?

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 3:49 a.m. CST

    Rocky vs Hulk Hogan

    by ominus

    he decide to leave boxing and participate in professional wrestling,with the Rock as his coach.After a lot of victorious WWC games,finally the time comes to face the world's wrestling champion Hulk Hogan.After a titanic match,he managed to beat Hulk and becomes worlds new wrestling champion.A new glorious career starts for the italian stallion.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 3:53 a.m. CST

    Rocky vs Sherlock Holmes

    by ominus

    in a match of wits.Rocky wins since he starts as White in the chess.Holmes dies from drug overdosing since he cant stand his lose from an ex-boxer.the end.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 3:54 a.m. CST

    I got the tag line

    by stultified

    Rocky, his whole life was a million to 7 shot. Rocky 7 : Dementia or was it 8 maybe it's rambo, yo adrian, where are my gloves.... ADRAIN, YO ADRIAN... Ah Shit when did you die, and where the fuck is Paulie.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4:57 a.m. CST

    There should be a DEATH OF ROCKY movie

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    and then the Son of Rocky series can begin with Stallone appearing as a ghost to train his son to avenge his death in the ring. or maybe not, lol.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:37 a.m. CST

    Rocky 3D

    by ominus

    the audience really gets beaten by Sly's fists.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:04 a.m. CST

    Hot-Blooded...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...came out in 1997. It's also known as Red-Blooded American Girl II for some reason. <p> And yes, Kari Wuhrer is teh sex. I can't believe some of the shit movies I've subjected myself to just because she's in them. <p> I guess I'll have to check out Luscious/Vivid too.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:55 a.m. CST

    ROCKY 9: BREAKING THE YOU

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:56 a.m. CST

    ROCKY 10: DAYS OF DRAGO

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 7:05 a.m. CST

    who cares about sheryl, wheres scriptgirl?

    by AnUsulDarkley

    I need my weekly script update!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Rocky Balboa and the Raiders of the Crystal Temple

    by AnUsulDarkley

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:07 a.m. CST

    ZombieHeath - Rocky V was a temporary death of Rocky movie

    by JuanSanchez

    Isn't that close enough?

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:09 a.m. CST

    Which Wuhrer movie did she paint with her nude body in?

    by JuanSanchez

    That one was good, though I watched it with the sound off.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:14 a.m. CST

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEXTER TB?

    by couP

    That was like the best episode of Dexter, ever.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:17 a.m. CST

    To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Rocky Balboa

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Someone else needs to play Swayze's part.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Our Man Rocky

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    where our old friend Balboa joins the world of international intrigue, beds a dozen women , and fights bad guys to funky tunes. Paulies in there somewhere too.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Fried Green Balboas at the Whistlestop Cafe

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Now thats just stupid.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:28 a.m. CST

    POE is the way to go

    by Kikstad

    Hey, I made a rhyme. :) http://nickleshi.blogspot.com

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Rocky vs Rocko

    by ominus

    not that Rocko,the other one from that classic b/w italian movie.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Rocky:7 the home years

    by Wookie_1995

    Nuff said

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Rockie Darko: Directors Cut

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    I thought the theatrical cut was better myself. Stallone tried to explain too much in his version.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Hey yo Bullwinkle, Home Team!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 9:24 a.m. CST

    WHERE DA WILD DINGS ARE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Yo! Wild ding!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Yo Adrian, I Spit On Your Grave

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    or something....

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 9:55 a.m. CST

    LOL YANKS

    by BringingSexyBack

    That is so wrong!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:30 a.m. CST

    William Castle Presents: Rocky

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    halfway through the film an irate Italian punches you in the face

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:31 a.m. CST

    ROCKY VII: Adrian's Revenge!!!

    by CyberVishnu

    I heard that Rocky went to a boxing ring and fought everyone in the boxing ring and then they closed the boxing ring.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:31 a.m. CST

    POE WILL BE KICK ASS !

    by theplant

    STALLONE IS THE MAN !

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Rocky: Atlantis

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:33 a.m. CST

    ooh ooh, Rocky the Vampire Slayer!

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Rocky and Maude

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    where a elderly Rocky dates the Worlds oldest Woman

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:39 a.m. CST

    ROCKY LOVES CHACHI

    by BringingSexyBack

    Dick in ass

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:39 a.m. CST

    This Mexican here ...

    by Dirk Shocker

    loves the fact that there wont be another Rocky. It ended with class and the original is my favorite of all time. Tequila putos!!!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Sylvester Stallone in SAW VII ! ! !

    by CyberVishnu

    (TV comes on in dank training gym. A groggy sedated Sylvester Stallone comes to. On the screen is the puppet, Billy) JIGSAW: Hello Mr. Stallone. I want to play a game. For the past 30 years you have been getting fat off a franchise that has consistently dropped off in originality and heart since Rocky II. Three years ago you thought you had redeemed the terrible effects of Rocky V with Rocky Balboa. However you redeemed NOTHING. A movie about a whiny 60 year old boxer who can't let his dead wife go, a son who looks suspiciously like Peter Petrelli and the tired old training montage of the 80's. I won't even bring up the terrible HBO styled fight at the end. Audiences everywhere felt suckerpunched by your hamfisted nostalgia. Today the gloves will come off. The device in front of you consists of two arms mounted on pneumatic pistons. When the timer begins, the pistons will pump the arms into your face. Jabbing at first, and slowly building momentum. When the pistons reach 750 psi, your skull will start to fracture. Eventually your head will be crushed by these arms. The laptop in front of you contains a word processing program and a blank document page. You have 20 minutes to write a treatment for a seventh Rocky film. One with true redemption. Beloved characters. A believable story. And the boxing match to end all boxing matches at the end. You came close with Rocky IV. Ask yourself, can you take the hit and keep moving forward? You can save yourself with the definitive Rocky Balboa sequel or you can sit and write Lock Up 2. Ain't nothin over till it's over. Live or Die. Make your choice.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:48 a.m. CST

    I WANT TANGO & CASH 2!!

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    It´s not Kurt Russell is, y´know, busy or anything, lol.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Rocky Balboa in the 25th Century

    by AnUsulDarkley

    Rocky is frozen in a meat cooler after going in to take out his frustations on a side of beef, and is thawed out 500 years later.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    CyberVishnu....nice

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Be careful Dirk Shocker, if you aint actually Mexican

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    You see here at AICN we have a troll. He's Nerdy and full of steroidal rage to anyone whom dares mock anothers ethnicity for the sake of a cheap laugh. You have bee warned.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Be careful Dirk Shocker, if you aint actually Mexican

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    You see here at AICN we have a troll. He's Nerdy and full of steroidal rage to anyone whom dares mock anothers ethnicity for the sake of a cheap laugh. You have been warned.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Be careful Dirk Shocker, if you aint actually Mexican

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    You see here at AICN we have a troll. He's Nerdy and full of steroidal rage to anyone whom dares mock anothers ethnicity for the sake of a cheap laugh. You have been warned.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Lousy Double click, Me So Sorry....

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    some Chinee humour there...

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    JuanSanchez

    by DrMorbius

    That would be Luscious, also known as Vivid. You definitely need to watch it with th sound on, especially toward the end. "No Cole, I'm not taking it up the ass, besides, it wouldn't fit, would it?"

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:01 p.m. CST

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    "Janet!"<p> "Dr Scott!"<p> "Janet!" <p> "Brad!" <p> "Rocky!" <p> " Yo Frankfurter, you knocked him down, Why'nt you try knockin me down?"

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    ROCKY GOES TO WHITE CASTLE!

    by DrMorbius

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:35 p.m. CST

    500 DAYS OF ADRIAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    "Yo Adrian I really hope yore happy."

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST

    THE HURTIN' BOMB LOCKER

    by BringingSexyBack

    Dick in ass

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    CIRQUE DU ROCK: THE BOXER'S ASSISTANT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Dick. In ass.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:44 p.m. CST

    LORD OF THE BOXING RINGS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Rocky was a champion. Inside the ring ... and out.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    A Streetcar Named Rocky

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    YOOOOO STELLAAAAAA.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Stallone's next sequel:

    by Rob0729

    Stop or My Mom will Shoot...AGAIN!<br><br> Followed by the third sequel shot back to back<br><br> Stop or My Mom will Shoot...AGAIN AND AGAIN!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I HAVE THE ISSUE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!

    by Maverick1

    this is last months issue. http://sickpicks.blogspot.com/

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    The House Beside the Cemetary

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    You know, so he's close to Adrian.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    ooh ooh, Pet Semetary 3: The Rise of Adrian

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    "The soil in a mans' heart is stonier...Rocky" <p> "Hey Yo Church....I didn't hear no bell!"

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Grat

    by Underdogthe3rd

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    AVATROCKY, Fucking your kidneys this Christmas

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    The Future....<p> Mankind has depleted the Earth of all Natural Resources. In our need to survive we turn to galactic solutions. We discover a planet known to us as ADRIYO which contains all the elements for our survival. <p> Unfortunately the planet is inhospitable. The Alien inhabitants that we have called Appollus Creedus refuse to allow us on there planet unless we are able to beat their champion Clubber Drago in hand to slarn combat. in our time of need we can turn to only one man.....

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Rocky Vs Corky from Life Goes On

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    You won't believe what happens!!!!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST

    didnt this happen with Rambo?

    by Bouncy X

    something hit the net claiming a Rambo 5 was coming, then stallone's people said it was just an old interview talking about Part 4? and of course we now know 5 is indeed coming so hmmm.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:22 p.m. CST

    ROCKY:LORD OF THE COCK RINGS!

    by DrMorbius

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I GOT ONE MORE..... Micheal Bay's THE ROCKY

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    In which Nicholas Cage plays a bioterrorism expert who must team up with an old English Agent to help stop Balboa from having a horse hormone induced thermonuclear explosion....<p> Thats it, I think I'm dry.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:49 p.m. CST

    ROCKY 'GINCO BILOBA'

    by DrMorbius

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS. FERAL BEAST

    by Mullah Omar

    It would be just as appropriate as if Rambo did so. Which is to say, it wouldn't be. <br> <br> ROCKY BALBOA was a great ending to the series. No reason to risk untying a sewed-up storyline.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Can't wait! Sounds AWESOME.....

    by TheMcflyFarm

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 2:34 p.m. CST

    When ROCKY finally gets to 10-

    by ToMonicker

    he'll be down for the count, right? ;-)

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    ToMonicker

    by DrMorbius

    "Hope, we can only"....Yoda

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 3:08 p.m. CST

    ROCKY VS SPOCK

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4 p.m. CST

    Rocky X: The Golden Years

    by ominus

    Rocky finally gets old and is sent to a Health Care Home for the old people.But there he discovers that the place is also inhabited by two other old men: Mr T and Drago. <p>His old nemesis havent forgotten their defeat by their hands of Rocky and they are determined to get their revenge.After two weeks of challenges and intimidations,they decide to settle their differences in a match,after their evening tea. <p>Rocky starts his training,first with the use of his Pi,and later with just a crook.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Last!!!!!

    by HarryCalder

    Yes!!!! Been trying to get this for years!!!!!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    but victory slipped out for your hands

    by ominus

    mou ahaha ha ha

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST

    ROCKY GETS COCKY!

    by DrMorbius

    The Italian Stallion:II

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    ROCKY 2012

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST

    *snore*

    by ToshiroShimura

    File this in the "who gives a shit" folder

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:32 p.m. CST

    As god is my witness, I shall be Last.

    by HarryCalder

    This unbelievably unnecessary talkback shall be mine. I. Am. Legend.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:49 p.m. CST

    HarryCalder

    by DrMorbius

    That ominus guy said 'victory slipped out of your hands', how did he know your junk is named victory?

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Dumb.

    by ZodNotGod

    If there is nothing to say, why report it? You morons need to go to college and learn some basic rules of journalism...

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:51 p.m. CST

    AICN has done that for years.

    by lockesbrokenleg

    They always put up some "We think this might be coming out" type story, but it never does. Or they review 100 DVDs from the year 1950.

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:58 p.m. CST

    DrMorbius

    by HarryCalder

    "Ominus" has probably visited my old website, icallmyjunkvictory.biz. But's it's been offline for awhile... Oh, and... LAST!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

    But's = but

    by HarryCalder

    Effing lame-ass fingers... that's why my junk is always slipping out of my hands...

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

    ROCKY: BAGEL AND LOCKS!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6 p.m. CST

    ROCKY HAS A BLOCKAGE!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6 p.m. CST

    ROCKY INVESTS IN SOME STOCKS

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    ROCKY CAN'T FIND HIS SOCKS!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    ROCKY MOCKS THE ROCK AT THE ROCK!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:02 p.m. CST

    ROCKY KNOCKS OUT A CLOCK!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Still waiting for "Rhinestone 2"!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Still waiting for the third "Saturday Night Fever" movie!

    by MrMysteryGuest

    "YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN'! YEAH!!!"

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Rockyrolla

    by HarryCalder

    Directed by Guy Ritchie. Sorry if this one already exists up there... And LAST, dadgumit!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Wow, first the false Thor movie news from Germany

    by eule

    now this shit, sorry to all you guys in America and around the World!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Rocky and Bullwinkle

    by DrMorbius

    "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a squirrel outta my ass....Rocky......Rocky?"

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Rocky VS AARP Magazine

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I don't need five copies of AARP Magazine!

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 8:35 p.m. CST

    I read Rocky 7 Tumor

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    Rocky vs Ass Cancer

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 10 p.m. CST

    The Fall of the Republic The Presidency of Barack H. Obama

    by Spazatronik2000

    http://tinyurl.com/yl8wc8z

  • Oct. 27, 2009, 11:16 p.m. CST

    NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    BringingSexyBack and lockesbrokenleg appear to be my own personal fan club. but, i don't want 'em. not one of those 1000 jokes you guys just posted was funny. all lame-ass, boring shit. you three must really feel guilty for the racist statements you made the other day, since your still talking about it. even with no response from me until now. you three are the losers of AICN. and thats saying a lot. a couple of ignorant, unfunny, racist fuck heads. which one of you is shogunshin the haloucast denier? NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks, i have a feeling its you. feel free to respond with your usual inane bullshit like i know you will. losers. p.s. i will bet anyone that lockesbrokenleg has never had sex. not even with an unwilling dog.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Cybervishnu wins!!!!!

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Whatever dude. Your morals are highly superior. I mean to label someone as racist for laughing at a mexican joke is over-reaching. <p> Whatever you do, don't watch any Python, Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, or South Park. I doubt that your fragile sensibilities are even able to handle an episode of Hogans Hero's. If only life were as simple as you are...

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 7:27 a.m. CST

    By the way you are offensive to the disabled fuckwad

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Or are retards open slather????

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 8:05 a.m. CST

    There may still be some stuff in the basement

    by Abominable Snowcone

    but that doesn't mean you should always make a movie about it.<p> ROCKY BALBOA ended things nicely and with dignity. I'm glad the Rocky 7 rumours are false. I'm the biggest Rocky fan out there--and I don't want another one.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 9:11 a.m. CST

    More comuntries reported the same

    by DioxholsterReturns

    it wasnt just germany.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    For what I hope is the last time... LAST, mofos!

    by HarryCalder

    Seriously, I'm on a mission, here...

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    your dumb. i called out bringingsexyback for his racist joke. then you and that idiot lockesbrokenleg joined bsb in flaming me for it. so fuck you. if you want to defend a fucking morons, ignorant statements then go ahead. you have no moral high ground at all. even against a guy with the word 'retard' in his name. which makes you and your two flamer buddies the biggest douchebags on this site.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    go ahead, harrycalder

    by Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    get your 'last'. i'm done.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    What flamer buddies? In case you don't know the internet is about anonimity. I could care less about either of those two. BSB made me laugh. Get over yourself, put down those Ten Commandments and get a fucking sense of humour. Now I just feel sorry for you buddy.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength, you must keep your girl amused

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    you have the sense of humour of Nixon....

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Insert racial joke here

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    and watch the fun as hypocritical fools who find the disabled fair prey suddenly come out screaming about bad taste.....

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Keep tryin Harry

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Rocky Vs Larusso

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    "Yo Adrian this kids gonna get it"

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Rocky Vs Larusso 2nd attempt

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    "Yo Adrian this kids gonna get it" <p> "Yo Miagi, can you teach me to sweep?"

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I am Rockholio, do you have chipees for my bunghole????

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    huh huh huh...huh.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    The Deer Hunter with Rocky DeNiro

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Yo, this is this, I think...Adrian????

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1 p.m. CST

    The Rockyteer

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    A period adventure film about an almost washed up prizefighter who gets one more chance when he stumbles across a rocket-pack. Starring Timothy Dalton as Apollo Creed.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Rockytouille

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    A new animated adventure from Pixar, this sees an almost washed up prizefighter who gets one more chance when he stumbles across the fact that he can be control people like a puppet. Upon shrinking to a convenient hat size he sets his sights on the world of fine cuisine much to the chagrin of the current head chef. <p> Wacky Antics ensue....

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    AVATROCKY, Fucking your kidneys this Christmas

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    The Future.... Mankind has depleted the Earth of all Natural Resources. In our need to survive we turn to galactic solutions. We discover a planet known to us as ADRIYO which contains all the elements for our survival. Unfortunately the planet is inhospitable. The Alien inhabitants that we have called Appollus Creedus refuse to allow us on there planet unless we are able to beat their champion Clubber Drago in hand to slarn combat. in our time of need we can turn to only one man.....<p> I know its a repeat but I like it.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Down in the flat mining hills of dakota there lived <p> a young

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    one day his woman ran off with another guy. Hit young Rocky in the eyeeeee. <p> Rocky didn't like that he said" Hey Yo Adrian, I'm gonna get that boy."

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Rockholamiaaaaaa

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    ohhh asodomiaaaaaaaaaa

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Meet Rocky Jetson!

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Adrian his wife....<p> ok I'm grabbing at straws here.

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST

    I expected the Rocky mountains to be a little rockier <p> than t

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    That John Denvers full of shit man!

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Rocky Hood: Prince of thieves

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    The Italion stallion, having conquered all possible records in his life, searches for a new challenge...Time Travel. Unfortunately, he is not transported back to olde time USA but instead is hookshotted over to merry old blighty wherein he becomes involved in a fight a ginst a plot to overtrow King Richard.<p> Or something like that .

  • Oct. 28, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Roqué - For the French market

    by HarryCalder

    Zees wheel bee heez greatest battale! And god bless you all, you tireless bastards... LAST!!!!!

  • Oct. 29, 2009, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Close but no cigar HarryCalder

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    better luck next time....

  • Oct. 29, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Better luck my ass....

    by HarryCalder

    LAST!!!!!!! (this has been way more fun than I could have imagined.)

  • Feb. 15, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    HDnrThw

    by TmvEqK

    WEbyOevn <a href="http://gapnvo.com/ ">HDnrThw</a>

  • Feb. 15, 2010, 3:03 a.m. CST

    AtfVrF

    by TmvEqK

    qukaTQt <a href="http://xspqry.com/ ">AtfVrF</a>