Oct. 24, 2009, 3:38 p.m. CST
It's not on ESPN.
Oct. 24, 2009, 3:41 p.m. CST
...NONE. No less professionally hot but making up for it with enthusiasm homemade bikini clad fan girls either.<P>This is useless to me.
Oct. 24, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST
watching that greek guy basically scoop to kibler in their 5th 1/4final game was kinda funny.
Oct. 24, 2009, 4 p.m. CST
my slytherin is getting better each day. <p> or my keyboard sucks.
Oct. 24, 2009, 4:08 p.m. CST
by GibsonUSA Returns
Fastest game ever.
Oct. 24, 2009, 4:26 p.m. CST
Dick In Ass.
Oct. 24, 2009, 4:28 p.m. CST
by Massawyrm 1
About as fast as playing that game in talkback, I suppose.
Oct. 24, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST
...except you Massawyrm.<P>That pic exploded that little fantasy...
Oct. 24, 2009, 4:59 p.m. CST
Oct. 24, 2009, 6:21 p.m. CST
I'd love to get my hands on some planeswalker cards, but I never luck out with my purchases, and I'm not gonna pay $10-20 bucks for the one they put in the glass cases!!! :(
Oct. 24, 2009, 6:55 p.m. CST
You fat fuck racist, what makes you think anyone wants to read anything your racist fat ass wants to write? Only you would have the balls to pust a photo of yourself wearing the swastika of the south. I saw you at Fantastic Fest, talking about all the celebrity poon you used to get, you fascist poser, it makes me want to puke! Your rapping sucks, too!
Oct. 24, 2009, 7:34 p.m. CST
That is what is most important.
Oct. 24, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST
by juice willis
Explain how it's not the case all you want.
Oct. 24, 2009, 7:41 p.m. CST
Oct. 24, 2009, 7:50 p.m. CST
LOL. Holy crap that's just so ridiculous. Po white trash. Think of all the money you'll save by never having to pay for a dentist.
Oct. 24, 2009, 7:51 p.m. CST
do i win the prize for calling you out? Damn, someone beat me to it.
Oct. 24, 2009, 7:56 p.m. CST
DICK IN ASS <p> An essay on MTG by Peanut Butter. <p> I remember when I was but a wee lad, perhaps much younger than Mass when he started, and I had a fateful day in the parking lot of a card shop. <p> I remember the card shop guy looked mythical, perhaps he was a Dwarven armorer in disguise? I didn't know, but he had a magical aura about him (or basically the keys to that fucking glass mutherfucking case with all those Magic cards singles) and I motioned for him to hand me a revised deck. <p> Speckles of cheetos flew like gold dust as he slobbishly handed me the pack, and I promptly paid him via the jars of peanut butter mama Peanut gave me. <p> I had heard about the game from my buddies Banana Hooch and CHocolate whore, and I had to "collect them all" so to speak (not really but felt like working that refernce in). <p> Anyways, fast forward many years later, and I find myself on gatherer (Magic database) reminicing of the days of yore and the awesome cards I played with and how simple and awesome everything was. My friends and I had a very limited card pool, and we weren't pros, so we had fun and innocent games only ignorant bliss could conjure up. <p> "I have a 3/3 Lion guy!" <p> "Whao, a 3/3? Sweet!" <p> "Ya, I'll go ahead and attack you" <p> "Oh noes!" <p> The good old days. WHen a 5/5 Serpent was a game changer. And combos were like using a giant growth on an elf. <p> Now, with Planes walkers, Elf's w/Plasma cannons, mythic rares, infinite loop combos.......IT's DICK IN ASS! <p> So Dick In Ass actually was making a very intelligent observation
Oct. 24, 2009, 8:12 p.m. CST
Oh wait, that's a Magic convention. Not a Star Wars one.
Oct. 24, 2009, 8:17 p.m. CST
by The Mothman
...is it possible to enjoy a 1 on 1 battle against a friend using just card scans? Not that I'm trying to rip anyone off, but it's still an incredibly expensive game to play, correct?
Oct. 24, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST
Is the most pathetic. God forbid some nerds get together to have fun.
Oct. 24, 2009, 9:34 p.m. CST
by Massawyrm 1
To play? Not at all. You can go to any Target and buy a themed, ready to play deck plus a booster pack of 15 random cards for $12. Drop $25 and you and your friend have everything you need to play. Being competitive, as in winning tournaments? That's where you drop first car/buying a congressman money.
Oct. 25, 2009, 12:37 a.m. CST
Probably hasn't seen a vagina since he came out of one... It's like Trekkies making fun of Star Wars fans...
Oct. 25, 2009, 1:06 a.m. CST
by Super Rabbi
It's been a while since I played this game, and some of the cards look different since the days of Mirage and Ice Age. How do you play those abilities on 'Garruk Wildspeaker'? What do the +1, -1, -4 signify? Thanks!
Oct. 25, 2009, 2:14 a.m. CST
Oct. 25, 2009, 2:22 a.m. CST
i cried after
Oct. 25, 2009, 4:54 a.m. CST
Oct. 25, 2009, 5:02 a.m. CST
by The Mothman
Once my disdain for modern cinema reaches new heights, might get back into time-wasters like this.
Oct. 25, 2009, 9:05 a.m. CST
PWalkers come in the play with a set number of "loyalty" counters (that's the digit in lower right corner), you can use their abilities once per turn at sorcery speed. if the ability has +x next to it, you add that much counters on them. if it's -x, you remove counters. when they are out of counters, they die. <p> also, your opponent can attack them instead of you (you can still block with your guys), and all direct dmg that could be dealt to you can be chosen to be dealt to one of your walkers.
Oct. 25, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST
It's the drinking man's fantasy card game.
Oct. 25, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST
my group of guys has been playing since 94 or so pretty much every Friday night. pretty much our version of poker night with a much more thought provoking element. this game has changed A LOT since those sets you mention. artwork is amazing and gameplay has really been slimmed down. there have been tons of new abilities and themes introduced to truly oudo the sets of that time. if even remotely still interested you should check it out.
Oct. 25, 2009, 4:38 p.m. CST
If its ALMOST a sport, you'll find it here! Now back to you, Cotton and Pepper!
Oct. 25, 2009, 5:25 p.m. CST
I have been waiting FOREVER! for you to cover MTG, was wondering if you played it, i guess you do and thats good, i just got back in after an 8 year Hiatus, its a good time to be into MTG.
Oct. 25, 2009, 5:26 p.m. CST
until the directions came in a 40 page book that required a degree in mathematics to read.
Oct. 25, 2009, 6:02 p.m. CST
.... The streets were clogged with moms driving around waiting to pick up their sons after they were eliminated
Oct. 26, 2009, 2:02 a.m. CST
Played with my normal bros. Played a deck i just built with the Planeswalkers, an artifact that makes all cards everywhere artifacts, March of the Machines, and Experiment Kraj. Was able to turn Garruk into a artifact and then into a creature, and then use Kraj to use his abilities an infinite amount of times with no drawbacks. It took some dude playing a Warp World for it to work, but it was entertaining.<br><br> And I did get laid last night too. One can be a nerd and get pussy as well. It does happen.
Oct. 26, 2009, 2:02 a.m. CST
Oct. 26, 2009, 2:03 a.m. CST
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