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Updated: Right now! Arnie, Sly & the Bruce are shooting... in other news Hell freezes over!

Published at:  Oct 24, 2009 6:30:53 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here on Twitter and the publicist for THE EXPENDABLES has posted a note saying "Cameras r rolling with sly Bruce and Arnold all together for the first time" -- We know it is in a church, because... only God could have made this happen! It is unknown, however, if they are all crucified... then using pure testosterone fueled inhuman strength they pull themselves from the cross to begin a musical number... before killing pedophile priests. That is unconfirmed. What do you think Bruce, Arnold & Sly would be shooting in a Church?

And here's Maria's latest tweet: "wow im stil reelng from the day. Six hours of Arnold bruce & sly creating movie magic. details soon on my blog but sadly no fotos...yet" -- Argh! Can't wait to hear more!!!



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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:53:25 PM CDT

    HOLY SHIT!!

    by sonofchiba

  • Oct 24, 2009 2:53:59 PM CDT

    A Scene in Which The Bible is Rewritten

    by darkknight37

    I imagine it would come with a California pamphlet.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:55:09 PM CDT

    Good think I'm not wearing sandles

    by neosamurai85

    We're gonna need a mop and some buckets. ASAP!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:56:10 PM CDT

    HOLY FUCKBALLS!!

    by what0083

    It's official. There is no possible way for this movie to get any cooler!!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:56:35 PM CDT

    Good thing, that is...

    by neosamurai85

    yeah... galoshes and an umbrella.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:56:44 PM CDT

    Will the citizens of Caulifornia...

    by bacardirocky

    do us all a favor and vote Arnold out of office so he can return to movies full time? This sounds awesome.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:57:29 PM CDT

    What they need to do now is to get Charles Bronson

    by jackpumpkinhead

    ...and Lee Marvin. Get that woman from Poltergeist on the set. I'd say, ask Clint Eastwood to show up, too, but than the world would just collapse under that combined weight.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:59:18 PM CDT

    Egos are high on that set

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 2:59:25 PM CDT

    3-way...

    by lordporkington

    It's got to be a three way.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 2:59:42 PM CDT

    Arnolds last trip to church...

    by anusuldarkley

    Sucked so bad, I'm not sure if anything short of True Lies 2 could save his movie soul. If this is an action comedy I might be swayed back to the congregation.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:00:15 PM CDT

    The GREATEST action opening scene ever!

    by abking

    Arnie, Sly and Willis's scene will open THE EXPENDABLES! Will this be the GREATEST action scene ever filmed? Will it top the church scene in FACE/OFF with Cage and Travolta!???

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:00:16 PM CDT

    Sandals...

    by neosamurai85

    I'm sorry, but my brains have been in more functional states than they happen to be at this moment. I hope you can all understand this.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:02:35 PM CDT

    Bruce Willis plays "Mr. Church" in the movie...

    by thegoddamnsiege

    Perhaps it's simply an alias due to the location he meets Sly and Arnie to hire the Expendables is in a church.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:03:27 PM CDT

    Shouldn't Arnold

    by anusuldarkley

    be trying to save California from the scourge of prop 215. He could have some great one liners. "Get high on life" or "Smoke this, hippie!"

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:05:58 PM CDT

    Shooting the greatest 80'sactioniconscirclejerk evar

    by tylerzero

  • Oct 24, 2009 3:06:21 PM CDT

    ...it's just...

    by neosamurai85

    I've always wanted to see Rambo and Conan fight that mechanical shark in a church. This is my fucking dream come true!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:07:18 PM CDT

    Yippee kay ay Kimosabe

    by alan_poon

    I just got underwear blood reading that and I haven't even had any chipotle.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:07:19 PM CDT

    I hope it's not just a meeting. You know, meet in a...

    by flickapoo

    ...church to keep things on the downlow. Maybe arrive early for some private soul searching...then the other guys arrive and kneel down in pews nearby but not too close...don't look at each other and mumble the conversation as though praying.I really hope it's not that scene.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:09:47 PM CDT

    famous lines?

    by bouncy x

    think they'll find a lame way to get each of them to say at least one of their famous lines in the conversation? lol

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:11:49 PM CDT

    ...Catholic curches get so much play in movies...

    by flickapoo

    ...it would be funny to do the usual secret-meeting-in-a-church scene but have it in an Evangelical church...you know, the kind with genuine box store style architecture...folding chairs...fluorescent lights...badly designed bulletins from Kinko's...beige wall to wall carpeting...elevator rock style worship songs...If you've been there you know what I mean. I'd laugh my ass off.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:12:35 PM CDT

    omg. shooting? now??

    by alice133

    in the butt cheeks??

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:13:24 PM CDT

    hope the 3some will compensate for the damage

    by limpdicksherlock

    that is being made by the delayed premiere.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:14:47 PM CDT

    Is It A Planet Hollywood Commercial?

    by a-cod

    This is cool.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:15:36 PM CDT

    The 80's called, they want their action movies back.

    by the_maltese_vulcan

    This will look as dated as their birth certificates.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:16:13 PM CDT

    ...are they shooting this VERY minute?...should we...

    by flickapoo

    ...all simultaneously toast, or kiss or something? Like when the clock strikes midnight on New Year's?A geek togetherness moment for the ages?...

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:17:04 PM CDT

    the very definition of cool news

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • Oct 24, 2009 3:19:54 PM CDT

    ...would now be a good time to go for a joyride in one...

    by flickapoo

    ...of Arnold's Hummers?Because apparently he's not at home just now...

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:21:18 PM CDT

    Kalifornia

    by btc909

    So who is running Kalifornia? I though Arnie said he wasn't going to do ANY movies while he was governator.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:22:17 PM CDT

    Now...if they put BIG LOB in GI Joe 2...movies are complete.

    by gibsonusa returns

    No need for another film.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 24, 2009 3:32:44 PM CDT

    Needs more Chewbacca.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 3:42:38 PM CDT

    Planet Hollywood:The Movie!!!

    by jobacca

    From beyond the grave(and the 90's) an old enemy has returned...THE HARD ROCK CAFE!!! Can the original owners of Planet Hollywood re-unite and fight off the Hard Rocks plans for a hostile takeover. And what of Elwood Blues and the House of Blues??? Will Elwood be friend....or foe? FIND OUT IN THEATRES,SUMMER 2011. BE SURE TO PURCHASE YOUR POPCORN IN A SOUVENIR PLANET HOLLYWOOD POPCORN BAG-ONLY $29.95!!!!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:45:18 PM CDT

    FREEZE IN HELL BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Oct 24, 2009 3:54:59 PM CDT

    I hope all three have their classic looks.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Jackie Chan and Jet Li together was kinda distracted by Jackie's wig and all that costuming.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:55:08 PM CDT

    Arnold's Hummer

    by hipshot

    Back some years ago, I remember coming out of a Sushi bar in Beverly Hills, went around the block to get my car...and there was Arnold in his (yellow, I think) Hummer coming out of an apartment parking lot, with a blond who was definitely NOT Maria. T2 had just come out, and about all I could think to say was "Hey. Liked your movie." He smiled and made a regal gesture, like a prince flipping a gold coin to a peasant. Actually a cool moment.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:55:48 PM CDT

    If Arnie returns to acting...

    by charlie_allnut

    I am only interested in seeing a select few movies w/ high talent directors, that play to his strengths. If he is going to make more movies like 6th Day, End of Days, Collateral, Junior, Jingle All the Way, then he need not bother. Seriously. Honestly though I'm not sure what roles would be good for him as his main attraction was the physical presence he brought to roles, and he aint lookin so hot last I checked. (this from an old school hardcore Arnie fan)

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:55:58 PM CDT

    Arnie! Sly! Bruce! AND CHEWBACCA!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Shit, that would be cool.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:58:04 PM CDT

    Nice Jobacca...

    by charlie_allnut

  • Oct 24, 2009 3:59:18 PM CDT

    ...classic looks...

    by flickapoo

    ...fatigues and flat top, sweaty blood stained wife beater and bare feet, silk boxing trunks?

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  • Oct 24, 2009 3:59:22 PM CDT

    GO SLY! GO SLY! GO SLY! GO SLY! GO SLY!

    by gibsonusa returns

    Imagine Will Smith chanting that from that gambling episode of Fresh Prince.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:00:43 PM CDT

    FlickaPoo

    by gibsonusa returns

    Exactly. And Sly must look like he got punched in the face by Dolph. :P

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:01:11 PM CDT

    I ALREADY KNEW HELL WAS FREEZING OVER

    by meadowe

    We have someone president only because of their race and they gave him a nobel peace price only for ATTEMPTING world peace and not making ANY ACHIEVEMENT. Reminds me of the simpsons episode where sideshow bob was like, "attempted murder? Do they give a nobel prize for attempted (chemistry, physics, somethingpr other) ?!"

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:07:25 PM CDT

    Sorry fellas....

    by gingerella

    But it's too little too late. Just like them other silly old bastards in 'Righteous Kill'. Should have done it years ago when it still mattered to an audience rather than a handful of tubby assed Cheeto loving fucking clowns.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:12:14 PM CDT

    gingerella

    by docpazuzu

    You don't love Cheetos?

    Communist.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:12:28 PM CDT

    Didn't anyone see that shitty "trailer" a few days ago

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Ugh, can the screen handle all this overrated acting?

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:14:22 PM CDT

    ...so a boxer, a cop, and the governor of California...

    by flickapoo

    ...die and appear in front of Satan at the gates of Hell. They're a little surprised to be there and frankly terrified...imagining an eternity of torment.Satan tries to reassure them, saying Hell is the victim of bad press...not nearly as bad as you have heard.Monday for example, do they like to eat? Who doesn't right? Monday is like Thanksgiving all day, every kind of food you can imagine, in endless quantities, and you never gain weight...a glutton's dream!Tuesday? Just between us, do they enjoy a little nose candy?...any other drugs? On Tuesday you get to indulge endlessly in any chemical substance known to man. Buckets full...as much as you like...and no overdoses. Ever. For all eternity. A rock star's wet dream.And Wednesday! Oh, man Wednesday!...do they enjoy the gay sex? What?...no? Hmmm...well... Wednesdays might be a little hard for you guys at first...

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:15:12 PM CDT

    They're praying "The Expendables" will be the hit of the summer!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:15:53 PM CDT

    They're there to recruit Father Chuck Norris!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:17:31 PM CDT

    They are cutting the promo for Expendables 2.

    by dailysportspages

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:17:33 PM CDT

    Ok. This is now too, too much for my inner geek to handle.

    by gabba-uk

    Was already there before, kicking people to get to the front now.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:18:07 PM CDT

    They're asking God to strike down Steven Seagal!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:18:21 PM CDT

    I would have cared, then i saw the trailer.

    by hallmitchell

    What a crushing disappointment. Has gone from second most anticipated to.
    Unless Harry has his head blown off. I'm not going.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:20:54 PM CDT

    They actually built the church with their own bare hands!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:25:47 PM CDT

    In two minutes, that church will be turned into swiss cheese!!!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:27:13 PM CDT

    Dick In Ass

    by dickinass

    Dick In Ass

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:31:38 PM CDT

    DIE HARDEST

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:34:19 PM CDT

    Again, I hope they trade catch phrases during the scene.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Bruce: So do we get to win this time or what?

    Arnold: Yippie kay ey mathafacka!

    Sly: Hehe, I'll be back.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:35:04 PM CDT

    Which Bruce??

    by topdolla69

    Are you saying Bruce Cambell or someone else. Personally I would love to see some Bruce Lee corpse marionette-fu going on in a movie, but that's just me

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:35:57 PM CDT

    SCENE SHOULD END WITH CHUCK NORRIS BUSTIN' IN.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Arnold, Bruce, and Sly end the movie, and just when it appears that the credits are going to roll, Chuck Norris kicks down the door with two machine guns.
    Chuck: Guys, we gotta new mission!

    CREDITS!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:39:16 PM CDT

    Get Keifer Suitherland, Norris, and DAVID HASSELHOFF

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:40:49 PM CDT

    I'm about to pass out frOM A FULL FRONTAL GEEKGASM!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:42:17 PM CDT

    This movie should just be called.... BALLS!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    You want em We got them!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:44:04 PM CDT

    I want Mel and Danny in this!!!!!!!!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    NOOWWWWWWW!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:44:29 PM CDT

    ABKING must have had a stroke by now.

    by sal_bando

    That's great.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:46:23 PM CDT

    What's going on with Rutger Hauer?

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Surely we could use those cold blue eyes for something! They can have him killing some random dude in the background.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:48:04 PM CDT

    I AM SO GLAD THEY ARE ACTUALLY FILMING!!!!!!!

    by gibsonusa returns

    Planning to film doesnt count.
    What if before filming, one of the three guys trips and hits his head on a sink, suffers a broken feelings, and refuses to participate? Now that they are actually filming, I think even Sly can smile.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 4:48:40 PM CDT

    Movie should be called "BULLETS IN YOUR FACE"

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 4:48:59 PM CDT

    WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE...

    by the true pinback

    Ahhhh...If only Mel Gibson, Danny Glover and Kurt Russell could be there with them. I guess we'll take what we can. This is just too damn cool for words!!!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:06:31 PM CDT

    Bruce, Sly, and Arnold are shooting....bullets or film?

    by gibsonusa returns

    These three should be the stars of the sequel.

    They should be fighting Hong Hong stars Chow Yun Fat, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li. That would rock.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:11:09 PM CDT

    They are all finishing up on an altar boy.

    by vic twenty

    And when Arnie his load he says: "That will be all, Jean-Claude."

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:12:37 PM CDT

    "Tell Steven he's next".

    by vic twenty

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:13:53 PM CDT

    mrtibbs: rutger hauer didn't get the memo

    by larry sellers

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:14:50 PM CDT

    They should subtlely mention the other action stars in dialogue.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Bruce Sly and Arnold should talk about "Jean, Steven, and Chuck" and how they whipped their asses and laugh.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:18:36 PM CDT

    Sly wants to do Rocky 7 now - check SlashFilm

    by juansanchez

    Harry, please talk to Sly and either debunk (hopefully) or confirm this. Good god, don't let this be true.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:20:25 PM CDT

    KIMBO SLICE for ROCKY 7!!!!!

    by gibsonusa returns

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:22:40 PM CDT

    Rocky won't be boxing this time out, apparently.

    by juansanchez

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:24:34 PM CDT

    Yes, cause he must backyard fight KIMBO SLICE.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Gimme my bread!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:25:18 PM CDT

    I suppose even a senior citizen could beat Kimbo Slice

    by juansanchez

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:27:38 PM CDT

    I REALLY hate

    by thekgb

    Fucking Twitter...

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:29:34 PM CDT

    Does Stallone want us to hate him?

    by juansanchez

    Has he gotten tired of the love and wants some hate now?

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:35:19 PM CDT

    Good to see Arnold's working on fixing that debt

    by tall_boy66

    Wait, what?

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:36:02 PM CDT

    Since ROCKY has now caught up to SAW, do a SAW approach.

    by gibsonusa returns

    SAW movies don't just follow one another linearly, but go back and forth throughout the storyline.
    It would be interesting to see a Rocky 7 movie that doesn't take place after Rocky 6, but pretty much at the same time as Rocky 6, filling in gaps, and providing a second story that was taking place at the same time.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:36:07 PM CDT

    Funerals...

    by lordacoustic

    for their careers :)

    I don't think that, but I had to say it

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:39:59 PM CDT

    For crap's sake - Arnie can't shoot something on his day off?

    by juansanchez

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:41:20 PM CDT

    We need BILLY DEE WILLIAMS!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 5:47:04 PM CDT

    Schwarzenegger + Stallone + Willis =

    by clavius

    Chuck Norris' left testicle.

    By adding Statham, Li, Coture and Lundgren, that MIGHT equal a matched pair. However, given that Trejo is also in the mix, I'd go so far as to say you've got a fully loaded scrotum there.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 5:56:57 PM CDT

    HELL YES. THE VERY ESSENCE OF

    by total fucking destruction

    TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 6:24:18 PM CDT

    Arnie has gotten far too...

    by poeticwarriortoo

    soft. He looks like someone's grandpa now for christ's sake. No more Schwarz in movies, please, thank you.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 6:26:26 PM CDT

    I'm unusually dense. It just occurred to me that ABKing...

    by flickapoo

    ...might stand for "abdominal" king, not A.B. King.ABKing as in "...I am the Abdominal King, you must bow and worship the abdominals right now. You may touch the abdominals but only on holidays of my choosing and so on and so forth and things of that nature...".Sort of like the ThighMaster...but different.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 6:31:06 PM CDT

    ABKing stands for Ass Bummer King

    by juansanchez

  • Oct 24, 2009 6:32:16 PM CDT

    I thought they might be blowing up...

    by redd

    a Planet Hollywood...hey oh!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 6:33:58 PM CDT

    no subject

    by redd

    marialascala wow im stil reelng from the day. Six hours of Arnold bruce & sly creating movie magic. details soon on my blog but sadly no fotos...yet

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  • Oct 24, 2009 6:53:32 PM CDT

    To those making jibes about Arnold not governating

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Even the governor gets a day off... except he's spending his helping a friend.

    'Hey Schwarzegger just went to the bathroom! How DARE he when there is a state to be run!'

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  • Oct 24, 2009 6:57:35 PM CDT

    PoeticWarriortoo...

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Please show me someone with a grandfather (who isn't a former bodybuilder) that looks as good as Arnie...

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:01:03 PM CDT

    The Church Scene

    by chakraborty

    Sly, Bruce, and Arnold arrive at the Church dressed as priests to discuss their plan because they believe the Church is the one place where they can talk with true privacy without being spied on. Special cameo by ABKing as an altar boy who approaches the 3 action stars and offers them a plate of hot dogs. The look at the hot dogs curiously, wondering if they have been away from Church so long that they weren't aware that they now serve hot dogs. Arnie takes one, Bruce takes one, and then Sly goes to take one, but Sly's hot dog appears to be stuck, so Sly keeps yanking and tugging on it, and ABKing lets out some deep guttural sounds, and his eyes roll back into his head.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:02:01 PM CDT

    Arnold for Cameron's Battle Angel

    by performingmonkey

    PLEASE make this happen Jim. It would be an amazing way for Arnold to come back to the world of cinema.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:16:13 PM CDT

    Arnold's Shape

    by koolerthanjesus

    Arnold is a master at manipulating his body. If he needed to be in shape to do a shirtless King Conan then all he would need is a few months to get back there. Being a Governor, he probably doesn't have the time to workout every day that he would like and need to get there.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:20:21 PM CDT

    6 hours of porn

    by starchildad

    I await the DVD

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:22:45 PM CDT

    Chakraborty...

    by redd

    That's funny, Mickey Rourke's gag from Diner! And he's in this movie, nice connection!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:30:23 PM CDT

    REDD

    by chakraborty

    Yeah, Rourke uses the old dick in the popcorn bag gag in diner, but I can't take credit for that connection because I was thinking of Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks, where his fiance and friends go to a strip bar, and Hanks and his buddies show up and pay one of the strippers to offer them a plate of hot dogs...only one of them is not a hot dog...much like the hot dog ABKing longs to offer to Sly.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:30:59 PM CDT

    I bet what took Arnold so long to get to this was because Jettl9

    by billboefett

    was because Jettl93 had to approve his new ballot initiatives for California, and also give Sly the thumbs up on the new script rewrites for Arnold and Bruce's scene. That reminds me, I was sitting in the stickyfoot theater the other day, and Ashton Kutcher was next to me, twittering of course. In walks Willis, who sits down next to Ashton, and says "you twittering my ex-wife??" and Ashton says "of course. We twitter all day, every day". And then I didn't know if it was funny to laugh, and I looked over at Jettl93 sitting next to C-No, and Jettl93 gave Kurt Russel the thumbs up. As soon as Kurt Russel laughed, I knew it was all good.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:34:28 PM CDT

    ...now I have this mental image of the ABdominal King...

    by flickapoo

    ...doing tens of thousands of crunches all day, pounding himself in the stomach and shaking his head furiously from time to time to stay fired up. Every five reps he hits refresh so as not to miss abdominal related cool news...The minor keys of the RED HEAT soundtrack play ominously in the background...

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  • Oct 24, 2009 7:39:00 PM CDT

    Hey AICN, can we get a Q&A with Jettl93

    by billboefett

    Just like we got with Sly? His career is long and fascinating, just like my you know what.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 8:44:20 PM CDT

    Barney, Trench and Church are SLY, ARNOLD, BRUCE!

    by abking

    Love the character names. This movie is gonna make THE A-TEAM look like a movie for girls.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 8:57:42 PM CDT

    We need John Wayne in this one And Elvis!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 9:00:31 PM CDT

    My balls are vibrating with anticipation!!!! BZZZZZZT!!!

    by yackbacker

    WHOOOO BABY!!!!! Sly is a fucking movie god.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 9:01:55 PM CDT

    Arnold was working out for this and here is proof...

    by abking

    check out the pic of him in the green shirt. http://www.thearnoldfans.com/news/1558.htm AND yes, hopefully those ROCKY 7 rumors are FALSE. Rocky is already a prefect 6 part series.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 9:05:13 PM CDT

    No more ROCKY movies

    by yackbacker

    I know I said the same thing before ROCKY BALBOA came out, but that was out of disinterest for a sequel. Now that Sly has left the character on the prefect note, the masterpiece is finished. Time for a new icon, Sly. Don't mess with a perfect send-off.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 9:18:38 PM CDT

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    by ginge_muppet

    Many years too late.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 9:19:04 PM CDT

    New Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler ad run?

    by grandmufftarkin

    I wouldn't put it past any of them.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 9:26:46 PM CDT

    Rambo VS Commando - make it happen

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 24, 2009 9:30:04 PM CDT

    Wheelchair vs Walker - make it happen

    by dirk_the_amoeba

  • Oct 24, 2009 9:44:24 PM CDT

    So while I'm here typing a 20 page report...

    by gibsonusa returns

    Sly, Arnold, and Bruce are somewhere together at the same time...kickin it.

    Thats just greaaatt....
    :P

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  • Oct 24, 2009 9:55:21 PM CDT

    A lot of excitment for cameo of old dudes sitting behind desk

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    Handing out orders to another old dude.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 10:02:39 PM CDT

    This is like the All-Star game

    by macready452

    Yeah it is cool to see them all but they aren't really trying cause it doesn't mean anything. Man I'm cynical but i hear this and I shrug. The movie was already cool. I guess this is just the icing.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 10:04:47 PM CDT

    gotta be an action scene or no dice

    by horny4harry

  • Oct 24, 2009 10:10:09 PM CDT

    MacReady452, have you seen the preview?

    by abking

    Not trying? Doesn't mean anything? Sly is trying all right...trying to make the GREATEST ACTION MOVIE EVER MADE! THE EXPENDABLES trailer shows that this film is gonna rule next summer. And check out his last two films and tell me he's not trying. Same goes for Arnold and TERMINATOR 3. Sly and Arnold give the fans what they want.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 10:24:08 PM CDT

    Holy Fuck! Batman

    by thatpussywonteatitself

    Fuck Me. Fuck Me Now. I think I just had an orgasm.


    Terminator + Rambo = Nirvana

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  • Oct 24, 2009 10:32:16 PM CDT

    Maria = Jettl???????

    by mel garga

  • Oct 24, 2009 10:38:56 PM CDT

    I just shat my pants....

    by the dum guy

    While I came...Not really, but I have mild indigestion.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 10:46:45 PM CDT

    Who drives the car in the chase scene?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I'll drive!! No, I will! ME! I'll drive! No, it's me!!

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  • Oct 24, 2009 11:17:52 PM CDT

    "..something arose underneath the crotch in my pants...."

    by the dum guy

    The mental image of that phrase is scary, since the crotch in your' pants should be your' genitals and whatever is beneath it is anyone's guess.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 11:42:11 PM CDT

    The Dum Guy

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Someone just got outed.

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  • Oct 24, 2009 11:45:24 PM CDT

    FUCKING AWESOME!

    by star hump

    Hell, that's all I can muster. Whatever they're shottin' I wanna be watchin'

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  • Oct 24, 2009 11:50:13 PM CDT

    It's BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by maverick1

  • Oct 25, 2009 12:00:25 AM CDT

    I guess this means no shakycams...

    by se7en

    awesome news.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:13:19 AM CDT

    Do you know what i am saying?

    by future help

    -Butters.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:20:34 AM CDT

    BacardiRocky

    by capnjake

    Term Limits mean this is his last term in office as govenor, cross your fingers and hopefully he decides to return to movies once again.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:42:14 AM CDT

    BIG LOB

    by gibsonusa returns

  • Oct 25, 2009 1:27:21 AM CDT

    I want that chuck Norris ending!!!!

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

    Sounds badass!!!

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:23:26 AM CDT

    Bruce Willis lost his cool card

    by takingscorpioscalls

    When he came in here saying Live Free or Die Soft was as good as Die Hard 1, and then when the PR men said "good work" he took a shit swirl and said "i'm out bitches". You know i've never been a fan of Willis entire screen persona, in fact Die Hard i'm rooting for Hans to ice that annoying cunthair. He doesn't belong with Arnie or Sly. Heck his name can't even be shortened ina cool fashion, Bru blows.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 3:12:30 AM CDT

    "The" Bruce?

    by rocco curioso

    Sorry, hoss... I take exception to that. THE BRUCE is Bruce Campbell; always has been, always will be. Not to detract from Bruce Willis and reclaiming his action star cred with the 4th "Die Hard" excursion (solid piece of work; somewhat poor timing release-wise). If a fifth Die Hard movie comes down the pike anytime soon... please see fit to make it a dual-Bruce endeavor. I believe such a shindig would work out quite well.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 4:41:23 AM CDT

    The gods made heavy metal!

    by psycho_kenshin

    And they saw that it was good.

    This is glorious, can't wait to see this movie. Ahnold!!!

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  • Oct 25, 2009 5:54:09 AM CDT

    Comet the wonder horse.

    by dingbatty

  • Oct 25, 2009 6:14:13 AM CDT

    FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (>.<)

    by conans sword

    that is all

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  • Oct 25, 2009 6:38:07 AM CDT

    NO WORDS CAN EXPRESS MY JOY

    by dioxholsterreturns

    765714124%@%@#$^#$^@#^32623747#$&#$&**%*[][][$^#^#^%@#$^@^@&^$%&%$&#$&#$76436356@#^!^#&^$%&$&%*($!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%&$&*$%*$*%^(7678687687687687$$&#$&$%*%^%^___________+_+^#$^#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Oct 25, 2009 7:40:42 AM CDT

    Now these are indeed cool news

    by ominus

    god dammit,i cant wait for the movie to see this scene.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 8:00:33 AM CDT

    TakingScorpiosCalls amen to that man

    by ominus

    exactly my thoughts.But Bruce didnt say that DH4 was as good as the original movie,no,he said that it was better!!!.and i remember that clearly because i was there during those talkbacks with 'WalterB' and i was so furious when i read his statement about the new movie,that i answered to him and told him that he was a bitch doing the studio's PR work.Since then i lost all my respect for Bruce,who was one of my favourite superstars,because the guy is a whore about money,a puppet following the studio's will and a liar who doesnt respect his fans and most importantly his own iconic character,which he was born to play.fuck him.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 10:39:49 AM CDT

    Rocky 7

    by the fly on the wall

    Please don't to this Sly! I will always by a ticket (sometimes several) to your flicks, but don't do it. You said everything you needed to in Rock Balboa and ended it perfectly. Help me out here people!

    http://www.moviehole.net/200921191-stallone-doing-rocky-7

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  • Oct 25, 2009 10:41:38 AM CDT

    Rocky 7 (with correct spelling this time!)

    by the fly on the wall

    This HAS to be repeated again! I can't believe he is even THINKING about this. Please don't do this Sly! I will always buy a ticket (sometimes several) to your flicks, but don't do it. You said everything you needed to in Rock Balboa and ended it perfectly. Help me out here people!!!

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  • Oct 25, 2009 10:53:33 AM CDT

    I never really considered Bruce Willis an “Action” Star

    by i_snake_plissken

    At least not in the same vein as Sly or Arnold. Sly’s whole career was pretty much action. Schwarzenegger had the uneven mix of comedies (Twins, Kindergarten Cop). Willis has made some straight up bad “action” films (Striking Distance comes to mind) but he’s made just as many cheeseball thrillers (Mortal Thoughts, that soft porn film where he players a psychologist) and straight up comedies (The Whole Nine Yards). I realize this does not add much to the conversation, but I’m just stalling until this week’s NFL games start.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 10:56:10 AM CDT

    yeah...

    by emeraldboy

    I have deep misgivings about rocky seven. why, sly? unless it has a bernard dunne element threaded into it. popular boxer gets beaten into a bloody pulp against the backdrop of a shocked audience. who wants to see rocky beaten to a pulp. i dont want to see that movie. I did hear that sly was going to do a rocky movie but one where it was all about how corrupt the sport is.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:00:59 AM CDT

    a number of years ago i would have been first in the

    by emeraldboy

    queue to bruce, arnie and sly in a movie. but not now. and its not like these guys are broke. this movie seems like a last throw of the dice at least for sly.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:06:39 AM CDT

    willis is a whore?

    by bouncy x

    because he claimed Die Hard 4 was awesome? ummm thats their job when promoting a movie.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:07:17 AM CDT

    although...

    by emeraldboy

  • Oct 25, 2009 11:08:06 AM CDT

    although...

    by emeraldboy

    california is broke.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:25:41 AM CDT

    Bouncy x u dont understand

    by ominus

    he compared DH4 with DH1 and said that it was even better that the first movie,and that we should not worry that it was PG13 !!!!.
    I am sorry but promotion has its limits,and when an actor comes here and tells to the fans of one of the most iconic action characters of the best american action movie,that DH4 is better than that movie,well either he is a fucking liar who will even trash the movie who made him superstar,just to justify to the studio his check or 20m,or a fucking idiot who truly believes that a PG13,modernized DH sequel is going to be better that the original.
    and something else: i like DH4,i consider it a very well made action movie,and Willis still has the mcclane persona,but it is not worthy to be called a DH sequel,mainly because of its pg13 rating.it really harmed the movie.but anyway.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:46:23 AM CDT

    WHAT THE FUCK?????

    by ominus

    Sly is making a rocky 7 movie? jesus h christ,is the bastard so much greedy or he owes to mafia a lot of money? mr stallone u concluded the rocky saga perfectly,let the story of this iconic character end there,dont ruin it.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:52:46 AM CDT

    by I_Snake_Plissken re: Willis soft porn flick

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Color of Night was a bizarre film. I remember when it came out me and my buddies thought it was a hilarious black comedy thriller. The scenes with Scott Bakulas patients are comedy fuckin gold. My favorite part is also my favorite line. When Brad Dourif's obsessive compulsive hits the roof at the sex addict...and I quote "shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP, YOU PROMISCUOUS CUNT!!!!!" Fuckin Extreme Comedy.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:54:37 AM CDT

    Also Lance Henriksen pwns in Color of Night

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Fuck me, I've just talked myself into watching that mess again.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:45:43 PM CDT

    Yeah, Bruces AICN appearance was highly disappointing

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    I expected him to sell the film, but he could have cut the hyperbole.

    But the worst thing was he just ran away after people asked some tough questions.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:49:28 PM CDT

    chuck norris

    by rodneyfaile

    a priest enters the room. its chucknorris in disguise. he roundhouse kicks them all for planet hollywood fail.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:51:04 PM CDT

    To everyone who doesn't live in Cali

    by jaka

    Have you seen Arnold's recent California commercials and/or public speaking? The man is old, out of shape and could barely act to begin with. I wouldn't be so hyped up about getting him out of office and back into films. And this is coming from someone who proudly names Conan The Barbarian as his all-time favorite film (it's still damn near perfect other than a need for some fx updating). Like, really, what do you want to see Arnold doing in films? Because the old full-on action star Arnold is dead. It ain't gonna happen. Arnold is not Sly Stallone. He just doesn't have the look anymore. Personally, I'd love to see Conan The King finally happen, and in that role he could be kinda bad ass and have younger actors around him doing the super bad assness. Otherwise, I guess he could keep playing old ass former mercenaries until he keels over for real. But in my mind that would do nothing but diminish the run of films in the 80's and early 90's that made most of us love the guy. I want to remember Arnold as those characters, not as an old man trying to recapture that glory.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 12:52:46 PM CDT

    Let me be clear, though!

    by jaka

    I'm super stoked on Arnie being in THIS FILM, for sure. I just don't see him having a lot of options for making a full-on action star return to glory.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 1:33:01 PM CDT

    Hey JAKA....

    by maverick1

    Fuck you. Piece of shit.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 1:36:47 PM CDT

    Re: Conan

    by viewer 3

    We need a little more love in here for Conan the Barbarian. I understand that some people just see it as a cheesy 80's movie with Arnold running around in a loin cloth, but there's actually a very solid, serious, well-told story there. While it's not Arnold's most iconic role, I think it was truly the best fitting character he's ever played. I've also heard some complain that it wasn't the same Conan character that was in the comics, but IMO Arnold's portrayal was far more interesting and likeable. Even the acting- while not Oscar caliber- wasn't THAT bad for its time. Some of the swordplay by the extras and supporting cast members was pretty poorly choreographed, but things like that weren't accentuated the way they are these days so much less attention was paid to them. So for the few reasons why many people are quick to dismiss the movie, I say that's BS; Conan is the man.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 1:36:54 PM CDT

    Hey Maverick1

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    eloquent.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 1:41:33 PM CDT

    Anyone else here like Color of Night????

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    once more..... shut up. Shut Up. SHUT UP, YOU PROMISCUOUS CUNT!!!!!! Take THAT Leslie Ann Warren...

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:03:14 PM CDT

    Sounds like TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

    by motoko kusanagi

    Seriously. I wish, Arnie and Brucie had bigger roles in THE EXPENDABLES...

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:13:02 PM CDT

    I just masturbated

    by kazalvinrunts

    and when I came I sang "young hearts, be free, tonight!"

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:30:16 PM CDT

    Viewer3 the thing is that the cinematic Conan

    by ominus

    was based heavily on the marvel conan comics,and not so much on the original books.So although Conan is indeed a decent epic fantasty flick (and nothing more),it is not at all faithful to the source.
    I hope the new conan movie,whenever its going to be made,it will respect the original books and give us the true Conan.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:37:58 PM CDT

    Bruce Campbell only does shit

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 25, 2009 2:43:46 PM CDT

    ominus

    by viewer 3

    That was entirely my point. The movie and character weren't really faithful to much- if any- of the original source material, books or comics. That's what I liked about it. Conan, for me, is somewhat like Bladerunner; I love the source material, but the cinematic version is its own vision. And in some ways its even better than the source, although still different. So saying that Conan the Barbarian wasn't faithful to the source material, for me, isn't all that bad of a thing.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:45:56 PM CDT

    Heeeey Maverick1

    by jaka

    As soon as your pulls the strap-on out of your ass how about you come over and lick my smelly ball juice? You ignorant, cum guzzling fucktard. And please do try a little harder in the future. That was some seriously unoffensive weak sauce. Now, did you have a point? If so, how about you attempt using more than one brain cell at a time and actually express it.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:47:19 PM CDT

    Your mom, btw

    by jaka

    As soon as your MOM pulls the strap-on out of your ass. I was laughing so hard I left that word out.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:51:53 PM CDT

    Conan being faithful to the books

    by jaka

    Other than the fact that it's just NOT a book adaptation - how is it not faithful to Conan? Arnold IS Conan in that movie. And until the LOTR trilogy, imo, Conan The Barbarian was the most pure fantasy film every put to celluloid. Just comparing it to Conan The Destroyer makes it clear how great it is. Compare it to all the other 80's fantasy flicks that we know and love (most of which were rated PG) and it just smashes on them. Violent, epic, panoramic, theft, adventure for pay, revenge, naked women, sex and very little dialogue: how is that not faithful to the Conan in the books? lol

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:56:08 PM CDT

    Bruce Willis should have had a formal Q&A

    by gibsonusa returns

    By logging directly into talkback, this place got flooded with people...it became a mess. I appreciate Bruce's direct interaction with fans, but Sly's way was better.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 2:56:42 PM CDT

    go to empireonline.com

    by emeraldboy

    and check out their top 50 star endorsed commerials. check out cages ones and arnie's. commercial is surreal.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 3:23:33 PM CDT

    The trailer lowered my expectations considerably....

    by thewaqman

    It looks more like a bad 80s action film rather than a good one. But still I'll have to watch it for Arnold.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 3:31:36 PM CDT

    Heeeey uh Jaka..

    by maverick1

    You're a piece of shit.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 3:33:27 PM CDT

    This movie should be retitled The A Team

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct 25, 2009 4:00:43 PM CDT

    This is like the Mad Mad Mad world of Action Movies!

    by orionsangels

    We still need Seagal and Van Damme!

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  • Oct 25, 2009 4:41:55 PM CDT

    Awesome!

    by lornsorrow

    Looking so forward to this film!

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  • Oct 25, 2009 6:05:17 PM CDT

    This is it!

    by chanoc

    This is the moment AICN was made for.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 7:28:23 PM CDT

    Rocky 7...

    by the fly on the wall

    is a bad bad bad bad bad bad baaaaaad idea!

    Just sayin'.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 7:34:14 PM CDT

    Jaka regarding Arnold...

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Do you seriously doubt that if Arnold wants back in movies that he couldnt get into the kind of shape Sly is in?

    Conan is my favourite film of all time, it has some technical flaws (when arnold takes his horse through the standing stone you hear the wooden base it has trotted onto, that bugs me hahaha) but for me it has a whole lot more character than LOTR.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 8:18:47 PM CDT

    All those producers and agents who mocked...

    by nohubris

    ...everyone who came to them with a project for "Sly and Arnie" have now been shamed and silenced.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 8:21:01 PM CDT

    "...in other news Hell freezes over"

    by nohubris

    The same news story must have also reported pigs flying! :-)

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  • Oct 25, 2009 9:03:49 PM CDT

    Can that much AWESOME be contained in a single building?

    by bigbaldpapa

    That is why the scenes were shot in a church. Only GOD Himself can contain that level of badassery.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 9:46:32 PM CDT

    THE ROCKY 7 news was BOGUS!

    by abking

    Glad that rumor has been debunked.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 9:47:02 PM CDT

    Rocky 7 plot

    by chakraborty

    Rocky is fighting a savage beast which actually represents the savage beast within all of us. So for most of the film, Rocky just punches himself in the head.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 9:54:56 PM CDT

    No KIMBO SLICE in Rocky?

    by gibsonusa returns

    Fine, put him in Rambo. :)

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  • Oct 25, 2009 10:01:52 PM CDT

    ROCKY 7 plot - you know the slab of meat Rocky

    by lockesbrokenleg

    used to train with? This time IT TAKES REVENGE

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  • Oct 25, 2009 10:54:39 PM CDT

    Conan vs. LOTR

    by koolerthanjesus

    i would rather watch Conan the Barbarian three times in a row, than the entire LOTR trilogy at once. Conan had a much better philosophy of life than Gandalf. "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." Show me one thing Gandalf said that is half as bad ass.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:48:28 PM CDT

    Kooler, Conan>>>>LOTR

    by takingscorpioscalls

    LOTR is part of high fantasy, all about elves and unicorns, boring. Conan is part of low fantasy aka sword and sorcery and is indeeed superior.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:48:54 PM CDT

    ABking

    by macready452

    Let me clarify. I don't think that they are "not trying" to make an awesome fucking movie. What I was getting at was that The Expendables was already fucking sweet and that, while it is cool that Bruce and Arnold are going to be in it what we have heard so far is that these will just be conversation scenes. It isn't like we are gonna see Arnold, Bruce and Sly back to back to back and gunning down squad after squad of bad guys. Bruce and Arnold will walk in and we will go, "Wow! It's Bruce and Arnold!" and that will be it. If they are fighting side by side well then I stand corrected and you will get my apology on here just as soon as I change my soaked underwear.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:51:58 PM CDT

    KoolerThanJesus

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Now I know why films like Saw have six movies - it's cause of people like you.

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  • Oct 25, 2009 11:54:20 PM CDT

    Conan the Barbarian

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Honestly i've read most of the short stories and they are the best writing i've seen, Howard is defintiely my favorite author and yet i love the movie too. Sure Conan acts different than in the books but it's a movie, i can enjoy both movie and book. Lest we forget it was Conan the 1982 movie that ushered in the entire 80s wave of sword and sorcery copycats which were b-movie goodenss, Deathstalker, Ator, Beastmaster, Barbarian Queen, Yor anyone????

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  • Oct 26, 2009 12:08:53 AM CDT

    MacReady452, even so...

    by abking

    I also think it will be a conversation scene that will set them up being leads in PART II. But still, the opening scene they say will set the tone of the movie. Even if it's not SLY, ARNOLD and BRUCE blowing things up, it will still be history in the making to have all 3 finally in a film together.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 12:44:24 AM CDT

    Are they STILL shooting?

    by neosamurai85

    They're gonna need a bigger church.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 1:11:20 AM CDT

    Yeah Arnold, Sly & Bruce leading the sequel would be awesome!

    by gibsonusa returns

    Against Chow Yun Fat, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 1:14:36 AM CDT

    TakingScorpiosCalls...

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    You forgot to mention "The Sword and the Sorcerer, The Barbarian Brothers and Red Sonja.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 3:20:12 AM CDT

    I hope they blow that church into pieces.

    by motoko kusanagi

    I'm talking HARD BOILED/hospital style.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 4:22:35 AM CDT

    Sly,Arnie and Bruce are immortals

    by ominus

    and the church is the sacred ground where they cant cut each others head.
    or maybe they meet to confess their sins to the priest there,sins of death and destruction which have caused in their past adventures.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 5:34:12 AM CDT

    oh my...

    by the_crimson_king

    this sounds incredible!

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  • Oct 26, 2009 9:32:19 AM CDT

    Jaka

    by docpazuzu

    Have you even read any Conan books?

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  • Oct 26, 2009 12:04:51 PM CDT

    Sly, Bruce, and Arnold are re-writing the ending to "End Of Days

    by mrmysteryguest

    They're fighting the Devil!!!

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  • Oct 26, 2009 12:05:22 PM CDT

    They're making sure the world doesn't end in 2012!!!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 26, 2009 1:27:49 PM CDT

    fuck this movie

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    and fuck those washed up, lame ass "actors". i grew up in the 80's and have first hand knowledge of how lame those movies were. you young whipper snappers are looking at the past with rose colored glasses. this movie is going to be lame as fuck.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 1:42:09 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage...

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Go fuck yourself.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 2:24:33 PM CDT

    this movie will fail

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    their just trying to jump on the 'comeback' bandwagon that john travolta and mickey rourke got lucky on. which, by the way, travolta still sucks. that train has left the station. arnold was a shit governor and does not deserve a comeback. sly ruined judge dread, fuck him. bruce is ok. not sure why he's a part of this movie. you idiots need to get a life. there are like 50 people in the world that are into this movie.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 2:25:31 PM CDT

    no subject

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    and their all in this talkback

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  • Oct 26, 2009 2:29:15 PM CDT

    they are shooting in a church

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    because they are praying that this movie does not go directly to dvd, where it belongs

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  • Oct 26, 2009 2:33:50 PM CDT

    They are creating JACK BAUER!!!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Oct 26, 2009 2:34:22 PM CDT

    EXPENDABLES = Twilight

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    for 30 something boys

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  • Oct 26, 2009 4:11:46 PM CDT

    Pew pew pew!! They. Are Shooting!

    by limpdicksherlock

  • Oct 26, 2009 4:58:58 PM CDT

    DocPazuzu

    by jaka

    I believe I read them all at one time. First the Howard books, and then a great many of those that followed. I seem to recall Steve Perry being a later day favorite.Also, for the record, I wasn't comparing CTB and LOTR. As another talkbacker pointed out, they are two completely different things. It's simply my opinion that they are the best fantasy put to film. Conan is definitely still my favorite film.Now, if anybody comes back to this talkback, please explain to me the great difference between the Howard Conan and the Conan of the first film. Not meaning that in a "prove my point" kind of way, more "maybe I really don't remember". I know he was a bit less serious, and found "love" or whatever. But he also left her to continue on with his badassness. The overall tone of the FIRST film (I despise the second one - won't even type it's name), the story elements and the production has always felt very close to the world of the books to me. But like I said, I could be totally off and need to sit down with some Conan books again.Do I think Arnold could get back in the shape that Sly got into? Yeah, if he injected a steroid truck again - just like Sly did. I mean really, have you seen the pic of Arnold in a speedo vacationing? He's an old pudgy man. He's also talked about the fact that he won't ever be that built again. Especially Conan built, which he's said was the biggest he ever got. I would love it if Arnold found a way to get back into Hollyweird. Stranger things have definitely happened, including the last Rambo NOT completely sucking. Maybe Arnold could even do more action films. Like I said, he could be Conan The King and not have to be half naked and ripped all the time. Or he could play older military/mercenary types. But I do not believe with one cell of my being that Arnold will ever be the action star that he once was. IMO all you should have to do is look at the last few action flicks he did to understand this. After all, there is a reason he chose that time to stop acting and go into politicin'.

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  • Oct 26, 2009 5:30:44 PM CDT

    WTF? My inner 9-year old just shot a thick lil' load!

    by onin solstice

    Is there a camera that can pick up the raw manly fury being displayed in this scene?

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  • Oct 27, 2009 2:36:51 AM CDT

    theycallmemrtibbs

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Oh right, Arnold was Kalidor wasn't he? pus there'es Barbarian Master, Dragonslaer, Wizards of the Lost Kingdom, Gor, Dungeonmaster. IF i could only have a GLaive.....

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  • Oct 27, 2009 2:41:31 AM CDT

    viewer3

    by takingscorpioscalls

    That is my standing too, appreciating the book Conan and movie Conan for what they are, one for beign the very best of pulp tales and creating the genre, the other for creating a decade's width of influence on cinema with many beefy guys in loincloths, which last saw the spike in the early 60s with sword and sandals, it seems people were ready for ancient beefyness once more. Similarly how i'm glad Apocalypse Now is its own animal apart from Heart of Darkness, on rare occasions the cinematic iterations are even better than their book counterparts aka The Shining.

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