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Harry feels there is almost no ASTRO BOY in this ASTRO BOY movie

I saw ASTRO BOY seemingly forever ago... like late August/early September and I came out of the theater just feeling so so. This is entirely an origin story. Like... 100% origin story, and I get that the majority of the United States has the most remedial of knowledge regarding the very existence of this character, but frankly... ASTRO BOY wasn't nearly as fun as a real ASTRO BOY movie could have been.

Imagine had they told his origin in a pre-credits sequence - and then just jumped ahead to the latest adventure... where the character is suddenly cocky and badass! We only get a glimpse of that version of ASTRO BOY - and it is literally the last line of the film - and the last shot which signals to the type of ASTRO BOY movie I would have preferred.

ASTRO BOY was not a wimpy, namby pamby indestructable pussy character. But that's what they've done to him. By making this film all about him coming to grips with his loss of humanity, rejection of his father, etc... Well, those could have been handled well, but they were never dealt with, with the weight that they deserved. After all, this is supposed to be a fun film, so while they have these large emotional issues - because they would get in the way of a FUN movie, they just introduce and kind of ignore them.

There's not nearly enough excuses for action here, and when they are introduced, it's this version of ASTRO BOY where he doesn't know what he can do, so it's kinda clumsy like GREATEST AMERICAN HERO gags.

The graphics, design and the movement of the film are all excellent. This would have been an amazing film for 3D. Alas, it is 2D.

Now I know. I'm coming across as being strongly negative about this film, but that's because this isn't at all what I wanted in an ASTRO BOY movie. I didn't want a watered down wuss version. I like the original non-American edited JAPANESE ASTRO BOY - and I find it amazing that half a century later and apparently the US is still not ready for it. Or at least we're being treated like we're not ready for the real ASTRO BOY.

All of that said though - to the uninformed - this is a passable introduction to the character. I wish it was so much more than what it was, but Yoko liked it. Capone liked it. I'm sure a lot of folks that have never seen anything about ASTROBOY will like it. Heck, you'll probably like it. It just isn't for me.

It just wasn't ASTRO BOY enough for me.

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So If I Have Limited Exposure I'll Probably Like It?
by DKT
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:36:01 PM
The movie just looks stupid
by SoylentMean
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:37:22 PM
You already seen....
by TheKGB
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:40:06 PM
Yeah, I've been getting the same feeling.
by FlickaPoo
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:40:09 PM
It's trying to be Iron Giant
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:41:22 PM
...I would have liked to see something that somehow...
by FlickaPoo
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:41:33 PM
Formula for failure:
by natrlbornthrllr
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:41:39 PM
Something kind of puts me off aobut this movie...
by Johnno
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:54:36 PM
KGB
by HEADGEEK
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:58:32 PM
Note to Hollywood:
by kbass
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:00:10 PM
or enjoyment, as the case may be.
by kbass
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:00:45 PM
Harry's Love of 3-D
by Series7
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:02:44 PM
Also this is no Battle For Terra
by Series7
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:05:26 PM
Seems it's closer to the darker 2003 series.
by NinjaRap
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:20:48 PM

by dowbones
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:31:49 PM
JESUS H. CHRIST, Harry...
by KosherWookie
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:40:09 PM
Nobody gives a shit
by batzilla
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:40:47 PM
Is Astro Boy
by batzilla
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:42:01 PM
Movie was Good
by Prof_Ender
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:47:56 PM
W0W, an no i dont mean world of warcraft
by Killsomethin
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:54:55 PM
I don't know shit about Astro Boy...
by 3 Bag Enema
Oct 23rd, 2009
04:59:32 PM
Should have been "and creepy..."
by 3 Bag Enema
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:00:47 PM
Mega Man: The Movie
by FilmGuy125
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:13:51 PM
Reviewing a film does not equal...
by p0llk4t
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:17:06 PM
I guess...
by jdb1972
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:28:50 PM
Harry didn't review the movie.
by Ironhelix
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:35:25 PM
So whats it about?
by darth_fuck_shit
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:40:55 PM
OK, granted he's the old-school, ancient white guy
by Immortal_Fish
Oct 23rd, 2009
05:50:19 PM
Another Charcter That Nobody Cares About
by A-COD
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:01:47 PM
Ironhelix
by Adelai Niska
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:09:40 PM
It's not all about what YOU want Harry!
by Logan_1973
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:13:22 PM
And another thing...
by Logan_1973
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:17:43 PM
ASTRO BOY fans: PLUTO - the graphic novel - READ IT!
by halsolo
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:39:18 PM
I'll emphatically second the pluto nod
by ScottGreen
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:45:47 PM
Logan
by HEADGEEK
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:58:15 PM
Completely agree with Harry
by Wookie_Weed
Oct 23rd, 2009
06:59:21 PM
Its too bad that most americans only knows Dreamworks
by HollywoodHellraiser
Oct 23rd, 2009
07:03:43 PM
too american?
by Bouncy X
Oct 23rd, 2009
07:22:51 PM
I haven't watched AstroBoy since I was a kid
by smackfu
Oct 23rd, 2009
08:10:11 PM
Too American?
by Mel Garga
Oct 23rd, 2009
08:17:45 PM
Why the internet ruined fandom
by MPJedi2
Oct 23rd, 2009
08:28:46 PM
The internet doesn't ruin my fandom
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 23rd, 2009
08:53:22 PM
Astro Boy...
by spectrebeeyatch
Oct 23rd, 2009
09:20:31 PM
Yer right Harry, my fat friend...fuck fucking origin stories...
by BurnHollywood
Oct 23rd, 2009
09:36:11 PM
Valid Criticism
by HSStudios
Oct 23rd, 2009
09:59:42 PM
Oh, you know if this shit came from Pixar
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:16:15 PM
Thank you, Lockesbrokenleg!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:21:26 PM
3D is overrated
by Drath
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:39:26 PM
Ugh...
by yesiamaplant
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:43:48 PM
Yeah 3-D hasn't improved much...
by HollywoodHellraiser
Oct 23rd, 2009
11:01:17 PM
Wow, Harry - One Of Your Fanboyest Reviews
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Oct 23rd, 2009
11:29:58 PM
So, this is like Ang Lee's HULK!
by onezeroone
Oct 24th, 2009
12:03:01 AM
Astro has Ed Grimley hair...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Oct 24th, 2009
12:30:24 AM
@Mel Garga
by Wookie_Weed
Oct 24th, 2009
02:21:56 AM
Eff Asstro Boy Mega Man would have made for a better film anyway
by Stalkeye
Oct 24th, 2009
02:55:41 AM
From a lifelong fan's perspective...
by Astrosquall
Oct 24th, 2009
07:54:47 AM
wookie
by Mel Garga
Oct 24th, 2009
08:10:41 AM
big fan of Tetsuwan Atom
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 24th, 2009
08:28:34 AM
Geez. Who kicked your puppy Harry?
by Zardozap2005
Oct 24th, 2009
08:36:59 AM
Needs more Lens-Flare
by The_Maltese_Vulcan
Oct 24th, 2009
10:10:51 AM
Harry nailed it
by Lord Elric
Oct 24th, 2009
10:13:03 AM
Thanks for the chuckles.
by NixEclips
Oct 24th, 2009
10:25:44 AM
Americans = Retards
by David Assholehoff
Oct 24th, 2009
01:15:14 PM
Thank Christ I don't understand magna
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 24th, 2009
02:45:15 PM
That's too bad...
by veritasses
Oct 24th, 2009
03:04:09 PM
I had a bad feeling about this
by Chief Joseph
Oct 24th, 2009
03:28:18 PM
GOD Harry...
by jms182
Oct 24th, 2009
03:53:06 PM
i hope this 3D stuff doesn't become a thing
by chrisface2000
Oct 24th, 2009
05:01:50 PM
Yeah, Harry - You're Right, Origin Should've Been Condensed
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Oct 24th, 2009
06:57:30 PM
Made less than $2m yesterday, only 7m projected...
by PennsyDeux
Oct 24th, 2009
07:45:05 PM
Dude, Summit's the new New Line
by replica
Oct 25th, 2009
12:01:19 AM
The Original Astro Boy
by Mace Tofu
Oct 25th, 2009
04:41:38 PM
I thought the movie was a lot of fun
by FeralAngel
Oct 26th, 2009
09:45:41 AM
Do yourself a favor...
by Gordak
Oct 26th, 2009
05:52:04 PM
Ummmmm
by Wookie_1995
Oct 27th, 2009
09:12:16 AM
I hate 3-d
by Wookie_1995
Oct 27th, 2009
09:13:35 AM
Talk about missing the point!
by Django The Bastard
Oct 28th, 2009
10:03:43 AM
What? It can't be....
by borisdoris
Oct 28th, 2009
05:07:20 PM
I loved it...
by The_Box_Drone
Oct 28th, 2009
11:06:53 PM
Politics...
by The_Box_Drone
Oct 28th, 2009
11:13:11 PM
Pluto
by The_Box_Drone
Oct 28th, 2009
11:13:56 PM
Personally, I loved it!
by WolfpupNX
Oct 30th, 2009
11:39:45 PM
WolfpupNX, saw it a second time and yeah it rocks
by FeralAngel
Nov 1st, 2009
09:22:20 PM
Disagree about Tezuka's politics, Boxie
by FeralAngel
Nov 1st, 2009
09:34:59 PM
Dick in ass
by Batwing5
Nov 2nd, 2009
12:15:38 AM
Astro
by Django2
Nov 3rd, 2009
08:22:08 AM
Watch the 1980s cartoon version ...
by VoldemortWearsPrada
Nov 8th, 2009
04:26:54 PM

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