I am – Hercules!! The 18-49 ratings; prior weeks in parentheses (now with cable!): 3.8 (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds 3.4 (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family 3.3 (3.4) (3.3) (3.3) (3.1) Glee 3.1 (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town 3.0 (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY 2.8 (2.6) (2.6) (2.5) (2.5) Law & Order: SVU 2.6 (2.8) (2.5) (2.7) (2.5) So You Think You Can Dance 2.6 (----) (----) (----) (----) NLCS Baseball 2.2 (2.3) (2.2) (2.2) (2.3) Gary Unmarried 2.0 (2.2) (1.9) (1.9) (2.2) Old Christine 2.0 (2.1) (2.1) (2.6) (----) The Middle 1.9 (1.9) (1.8) (2.1) (2.3) Mercy 1.6 (1.7) (1.8) (2.3) (3.0) Eastwick 1.6 (1.6) (1.6) (3.1) (1.8) The Ultimate Fighter 1.5 (1.6) (1.6) (2.1) (----) Hank 1.5 (1.8) (1.7) (1.9) (2.0) The Jay Leno Show 1.5 (1.4) (1.5) (----) (1.5) Top Chef 1.4 (1.4) (1.5) (1.5) (1.3) America’s Next Top Model 1.4 (1.3) (1.3) (1.2) (1.2) Ghost Hunters 1.4 (1.3) (1.3) (----) (----) South Park 1.2 (1.4) (----) (----) (----) Nip/Tuck 1.0 (1.2) (0.9) (----) (----) Mythbusters 0.9 (0.9) (1.0) (1.0) (----) Destination Truth 0.9 (1.0) (1.3) (1.0) (----) Real World Challenge 0.6 (0.6) (0.8) (----) (----) Secret Girlfriend 0.5 (0.3) (0.4) (0.5) (----) Melrose Place (r) 0.4 (1.1) (----) (----) (----) College Football * “SVU” is still fourth in its timeslot but hit a season high of 2.8 in 18-49, making it look like more of a contender as ABC timeslot competition “Modern Family” and “Cougar Town” continue to dip. * “SVU” was the only big-four show to post an 18-49 gain Wednesday night. * Even though lead-in “SVU” keeps climbing, “Leno” hit its all-time Wednesday low. * “Leno” tied with “Hank” with the lowest 18-49 score on the big-four networks (though “Hank” drew more overall viewers overall). Find James Hibberd’s analysis here. Follow Herc on Twitter!!

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