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Herc’s Seen Tonight’s Brutal, Crazy, Genuinely Scary Installment Of SURVIVOR!!

I am – Hercules!!


* The promos for this one tell me Russell Swan (dreadlocked attorney Russell, not to be confused with bald oilman Russell) is headed home. Jeff Probst hinted somewhere that rainy, cold Samoa sent two people home without being voted off, and the fat chef from New Orleans already went out this way.

* Probst narrates at the top of the episode: “14 are left; who will be voted off tonight?” As with the episode that saw the departure of the chef, two people will be gone in tonight’s installment?


* Mick the handsome anesthesiologist, wet and shivering, his fingers turned to prunes, admits a pang of envy for cute blonde Ashley, voted off in the previous episode.


*Law student Jaison is having the same issue with shivering. How can these people endure this?


* But the fat oilman does not shiver; he welcomes the wet and cold, claiming it makes him stronger.

* The first act begins with ominous “Lost”-like music, as Swan fishes from the shore, his brow furrowed. Back at Camp Galu, his teammates huddle beneath a tree. We learn it’s been raining five straight days now. Russell Swan’s decision to forego a tarp is looking especially poor.

* Galu is much larger now than Foa Foa, and four Foa Foans have to sit out a luxury challenge designed to fill the winners’ tummies with hot pizza. Foa Foa leader Swan is given the option of sitting out – but if you’ve seen the promos, you know Swan does not sit out this challenge.

* The pizza challenge is a particularly well-devised one. Blindfolded men must push through a course a not-blindfolded teammate, who has been strapped inside a ball-like cage. Even though she’s dizzy and constantly getting rolled upsidedown and sideways, it is the rollee who must tell the blind rollers whether they need to go “left” or “right.” Then the dizzy girl in the ball has to guide her blind teammates as they move a much smaller ball through a table maze.

* The blindfolds make it less apparent at first that something is seriously amiss.

* The episode is not half-over when we bear witness to what I believe is a “Survivor” first, and maybe the most frightening minutes of the series' nearly decade-long history. “It was the scariest moment I’ve ever had on this show,” Probst allows on camera. “Nineteen seasons, I have never been more afraid.” And this is a show that had a contestant fall unconscious and burn his skin off in a campfire (as a weepy future host of “The View” looked on!):


It's one compelling hour of television.

8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.


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So wtf actually happened?
by V'Shael
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:04:36 AM
I really don't understand -
by MonkeyManReturns
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:09:50 AM
So Excited
by Incomplete Gamer
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:11:03 AM
@MonkeyManReturns
by Incomplete Gamer
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:13:07 AM
SAMOA HAD AN EARTHQUAKE
by Mr Spork
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:21:48 AM
It was reported on the news, so it's not a "spoiler".
by Mr Spork
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:25:00 AM
Is Herc misleading us?
by GF2020
Oct 22nd, 2009
03:39:53 AM
Earthquake - NOT
by pokerman
Oct 22nd, 2009
06:48:45 AM
So will someone post what actuall happened?
by V'Shael
Oct 22nd, 2009
06:57:37 AM
imdb
by Canuck815
Oct 22nd, 2009
07:32:27 AM
pokerman
by Mr Spork
Oct 22nd, 2009
07:59:43 AM
Zombies! That's it!
by estacado1
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:14:06 AM
So Dreadlock Russell is the one who gets injured?
by SpyGuy
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:14:24 AM
I Am Guessing ...
by timmer33
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:17:09 AM
Here's the SPOILER for you guys.
by NinjaRap
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:33:17 AM
Thanks very much Ninjarap.
by V'Shael
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:43:26 AM
Thanks, NinjaRap
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:43:28 AM
I Don't Want To Watch...
by Crow3711
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:45:52 AM
Crow3711
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
09:03:57 AM
I seem to remember there was an earthquake on the show.
by Big Jim
Oct 22nd, 2009
09:24:59 AM
Thanks. Not Even That Interesting.
by Crow3711
Oct 22nd, 2009
11:10:19 AM
Um... MonkeyManReturns is Spot On...
by blhotz
Oct 22nd, 2009
11:57:32 AM
I'll pass on "The Russell Show"
by jaysin420
Oct 22nd, 2009
12:41:43 PM
Damn
by shodan6672
Oct 22nd, 2009
12:55:50 PM
Too bad about Ashley being voted out ...
by Itchy
Oct 22nd, 2009
01:00:58 PM
Ummm..."fat oilman?"....
by eustisclay
Oct 22nd, 2009
01:17:37 PM
Yeah, Russell's not really fat.
by Shermdawg
Oct 22nd, 2009
01:56:07 PM
Suvivor-era Elisabeth = mad fap
by Tall_Boy66
Oct 22nd, 2009
01:57:19 PM
I can't even remember when Elizabeth or Amber were hot.
by NinjaRap
Oct 22nd, 2009
02:32:35 PM
Did you see Liz swallow that octupus shake?
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 22nd, 2009
02:34:54 PM
lockes, something about moderately attractive women
by Big Jim
Oct 22nd, 2009
04:30:53 PM
I'd even say it comes second to her topless shower with Ami.
by Big Jim
Oct 22nd, 2009
04:33:54 PM
Okay, so I am watching the show...
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
07:26:13 PM
This is lame....
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
07:35:15 PM
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
07:46:30 PM
His heart rate dropped from 90 something...
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
07:49:01 PM
Do you guys remember Pavorti in the bathtub?
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:20:25 PM
Great season this year
by pumaman
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:22:21 PM
Chakraborty
by Auriellis
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:24:24 PM
The lowered heart rate....
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
08:32:59 PM
Should have voted anyway. There's still 13 left!
by Flim Springfield
Oct 22nd, 2009
10:07:05 PM
Survivor TB, and no Office or ANYTHING on NBC Thursday?
by BadMrWonka
Oct 22nd, 2009
10:18:51 PM
BadMrWonka
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 22nd, 2009
10:57:56 PM
Community is the best thing on TV
by Chakraborty
Oct 22nd, 2009
11:19:59 PM
30 Rock needs more Liz, less everyone else.
by Flim Springfield
Oct 22nd, 2009
11:53:57 PM
I'm glad there's Survivor TB.
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:30:12 AM
Survivor turning into a snuff show?
by Dreamfasting
Oct 23rd, 2009
08:58:37 AM
Last nights Office
by pumaman
Oct 23rd, 2009
09:42:38 AM
I doubt there was any major danger for that contestant on Surviv
by Chakraborty
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:14:09 AM
Plus...
by Chakraborty
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:14:50 AM
Wow, that was heartbreaking.
by Jayemel
Oct 23rd, 2009
10:23:26 AM
I think 19 seasons speaks for itself
by vin_diggler
Oct 23rd, 2009
11:49:37 AM
Yeah I felt bad for Foa Foa
by MRJONZ72
Oct 23rd, 2009
11:53:15 AM
suck it haters
by m00kiedood
Oct 23rd, 2009
11:59:47 AM
The one thing i hate about Survivor - confusing tribe names
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 23rd, 2009
03:17:38 PM

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