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THE BOYS GO TO THE WWE FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 19, 2009 – After attending a WWE match, the boys all want to be professional wrestlers in an all-new “South Park” titled, “W.T.F.,” premiering on Wednesday, October 21 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.
So far this season:
13.1 Kenny got his promise ring;
13.2 Cartman took on Mysterion;
13.3 Kyle dodged a crucifixion;
13.4 Butters was felled by a queef;
13.5 Carlos Mencia finally came clean;
13.6 Finland got nuked for not playing along;
13.7 Cartman indulged piracy;
13.8 A ghost educated Ike on chipotle underwear blood; and
13.9 Butters kept his pimp hand strong.

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IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 19, 2009 – After attending a WWE match, the boys all want to be professional wrestlers in an all-new “South Park” titled, “W.T.F.,” premiering on Wednesday, October 21 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.


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....considering this was posted about 7 hours ago...I'd say interest in South Park is waning.
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I don't know anymore. Sounds familiar. Maybe it was an old episode of 'Too Close For Comfort'.
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SIMPSON"S DID IT! C'mon Trey & Matt, at least wait a season before ripping off a lame Simpson's episode. Remember when South Partk was funny? Never mind edgy, it's lost that too.
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...at least they parodied UFC, which has replaced wrestling as far as coolness factor goes. As Cartman would say, "Weak!"
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someone had to.
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I've been loving them!
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wasn't Simpsons, but a King of the Hill episode early in it's run, Bobby and Connie watch the WWE(though it goes without being named I believe) so Bobby signs up for wrestling only to find out it's different. It ends with Connie and Bobby actually doing a pro-wrestling style thing while at school instead of doing real wrestling
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It's probabaly on of the funniest south Parks in a while. Matt and trey really rip into the fakness of wrestling. I'm good freiends with both matt and trey (i even did an uncredited rewrite on the coon episode)
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but last weeks hooker show was damn funny. The gay cop thing was fucking hilarious.
Besides, apparently there are some talkbackers (well, one at least) who needed to learn that there are women who will show you their naughty bits for cash. And have sex with you for more cash. Better they learn this late in life, than never at all. -
...anybody who actually watches South Park know that an average episode is seldom about what it is actually about. The show is as strong as its ever been, its just been around long enough to garner lots of geek-wannabe backlash.
You know, when the pussies in the talkback start dissing everything as stupid and having jumped the shark when they want to prove to everyone how cool they are?
Not every episode is perfect, but the overall quality of any given season is always very high (the post-movie seasons, anyway). -
I was really hoping they would tear into that story this week, though I can understand waiting with new developments still coming in. The story just seems built for a South Park parody. The dad wanted to earn quick money from a reality show to build a bunker to save himself when the sun explodes in 2012 so he made a fake UFO balloon and claimed his son was in it when he launched it into the air. How much fun could south park have with that?
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the shlick is getting old and unfunny. One can predict what you're going to say before you say it. Wait, maybe it means talkbackers are psychic?
I appreciate what you're doing here, but only as long as it is funny. Right now, it isn't even funny in a so-pathetic-its-funny way. -
of the parka, or died for good. Used to be one of my fav characters, but obviously they've ran out of ideas for him. With Butters turning out to be a better character, esp with his pairing with Cartman, Kenny is kinda left out/redundant.
Would be good if Kenny shed his parka and reveal full extent of his potty mouth. -
Heaven had hoped that there would be a position for him in their organization.
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Jokes taking potshots on how pro wrestling is scripted are a little dated. Everybody, except some children, knows that the WWF is just as real as House or Heroes (although I guess you can say it's better than Heroes because at least the wrestlers fight each other instead of brooding each week), and I don't think wrestling has tried to push that it's "real" since the 80s, but...if they can compare the WWF to, say Fox News scripting a story that its viewers think is real, then we have a winner (although with these guys it will probably be MSNBC). I also think there will be a balloon boy reference too.
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I don't buy it.
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Goodbye, Dr. No, though I never knew you at all you had the grace to hold yourself, while those around you fall. You crawled out of the woodwork, Blofeld whispered into your brain and set you on the warpath, and he made you change your name. And it seems to me, you lived your life like an evil mastermind, not knowing who to cling to, when Bond came in. And I would have like to know you, but I was just a kid. Your evil burned out long before your legend ever did...
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In this instance.Yes Fanboys hate to hate but when it comes to South Park this condition does not apply. The show is no where near as good as it was. No doubt the show has changed quite a bit throughout the years. They began to feel every episode needs to have some topical allegory aligned to it. The story lines became to bloated and the characters suffered too.
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It's just not what it used to be. It went from being anarchic surrealistic mid-west comedy to being toilet-humour-extreme to being social commentary and then social satire.
For a show that's been on the air 13 seasons, you can't expect it to remain static. If you thought alien probes in Cartmans ass was hilarious, and the library owning chicken fucker was the height of hilarity, you probably weren't too impressed with the Charlie Manson christmas episode. And by the time they got to ImaginationLand, you probably switched off.
I happen to think that if your expectations of what South Park is, are fluid, then you'll enjoy the current shows just as much as the previous seasons. But your mileage may vary. (Disclaimer, my opinion on the show may be shaped by how frequently I had to change my expectations as a kid watching Doctor Who) -
You all are a bunch of fucking pussies. STFU and sit down.
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Man I wish I could find a link to that. Y'know the one where he gave away his real identity? Just some lame blogger who gets a rise when people stupidly believe his nonsense.
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God I miss the late 80's-early 90's when it was actually fun.
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Oct 21, 2009 12:11:18 PM CDT
It's still fun because there's good wrestling. Also, the match i
by umaga
Seriously, I'm guessing the show isn't in 2006 but the match is - http://tinyurl.com/ylcgbqy
Old RAW set and everything. I remember when New Age Outlaws used to wear South Park shirts and Golga had a Cartman toy. I guess Matt and Trey didn't care in 1998. When more people cared about wrestling, oddly enough. -
Last week's episode of South Park was one of the funniest ever. The police officer shitting 10 lbs. of jizz into a plastic bag as evidence was one of the funniest things ever done on that show. You guys just look like a bunch of douchebags when you try to shit on a show that you do not watch or no longer watch.
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the Pinewood Derby episode 13.6 with nuking Finland was so amazingly by the book, retread, awful that I seriously kept waiting for the plot twist when it would suddenly get funny or retroactively reveal that the rest was a joke.....but it was put at face value.
I'm willing to accept that it was just a fluke, and it does appear to be: the very next week came the mind-blowingly amazing "Fatbeard", so I think the problem might be that they dashed it off to focus on that amazing episode.
(shrug)
either way, the last 2 new ones from Fall, dead celebrities and Butters-the-Pimp, were really good, so things still seem alright. -
Yeah you know some famous people but still find the time to come on here and slum it, go fuck yourself you douche you are probably someone who aspires to have the waist size of harry as at present you need to washed by a hose, your only release if your pathetic lies spun on the web, go and get a life
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I would blow you to see that incident. Ok, I wouldn't, but it would be totally awesome to see.
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...then they totally missed the perfect opportunity for a real-life satirical plot. As others have said, this whole Balloon Boy incident is tailor made for South Park.
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When I was about nine,my favorite wrestlers were Ben Justice and Rocky Johnson. They were a tag team. Ben Justice wore a white mask. Rocky Johnston turned out to be the father of the Rock. So I can relate.
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Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez being found in the bedroom closet less than a week after it occurred. Right?BTW, Butters as pimp....priceless. Do you know what I am saying?
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In the Canada/Wizard of Oz parody episode, it ended with Saddam Hussein turning out to be the new president of Canada and being captured at the end. This episode aired the NEXT DAY after Saddam really was captured in Iraq. They must have rushed that episode finale at the last minute. Probably the fastest they've ever turned a real life situation into one of their episodic plotlines.
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It blends pro wrestling and SP! Too bad rasslin has shit the bed as of late. I haven't watched WWE since they bought and killed their competition.
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Oct 21, 2009 2:55:49 PM CDT
wrestling is racist, stereotypical, homophobic,
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
and so hilariously awful its fun to watch
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we will have you abolished from this site. we have the fuckin power! we're the leaders!
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I was doing a line of coke off of Angelina Jolie's breast, while getting a blow job from Megan Fox, as both Steven Speilberg and Jerry Bruckheimer told me you are full of shit and to stop your nonsense. Skimn...out.
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As a semi-wrestling fan, when South Park first started in the late 90's, the WWE was way into it, with wrestlers carrying Cartmen toys and fans drawing wrestling in that cartoon style. With an "official" WWE South Park episode now...where else cn this show go??? It'd be like if Simpsons and Family Guy crossed over...will a hole in space-time be created???
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classic
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IGN running this story 2-3 days ago.
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Oct 21, 2009 5:29:52 PM CDT
Why can't somone just not think the show is that great anymore?
by thewirebitches
Is that fucking possible, that a show that has been around as long as South Park has might have ran out of gas somewhat. Shit I love the prequels doesn't that disqualify me of being mindless hater.
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I hope this ep. will change things.
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come up with some epic idea and turn it into a movie sequel. Like what they were going to do with Imaginationland. Then end it for good.
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A few lame moments (she gave up the will to live) but it's the only one pulled off pretty good
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just about any other thing that passes as "comedy" on nighttime network television, period. People are far too focused on what they've lost, and not enjoying what they have. Even in some of its worst moments I think Southpark is still far beyond most comedy on TV I can think of.
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not funny. I'm a HUGE South Park fan and have really been enjoying a lot of Season 13, but this one was just not funny. The only laugh I got was from the rooster.
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I laughed several times at the satirical humor. Which is more than I can say for some of the eps this season.
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Filler. Waiting for next week...
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...listening to all the bizarre plotlines the kids were coming up with for their wrestlers was hilarious. And the redneck fans nonsensical exclamations during the monologues.
It is such an easy score to shit on something that's been around as long as South Park. If the show isn't your cup of tea, that's one thing, but if you ever liked the show for more than just the potty-mouths of the kids, this season is as good as the show's ever been. -
When it just focuses on the boys. Then again, a Butters ep is always the best, and that's what made last week's the best of the season so far.
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Oct 22, 2009 12:22:08 AM CDT
What's up with the animation now days?
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
It's either extremely unesscary cg shots , or extreme detalied, un-south park charecters and enviorments. God damn it these guys are starting to suck
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you lost a viewer. the show is no longer funny, smart, or edgy. that was a piece of shit episode, just like all of 13 and 12. fuck you
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was so batshit crazy and full of Randy awesomeness it gave the rest of the season a free pass to goof off.
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Proclaiming 'this show has gone downhill' is pretty much the most cliched sentiment a human being can utter on a message board. I went back and re-watched all the South Park episodes, and the first 3 seasons are almost unwatchable, save for a couple of good eps in Season 3. Seasons 5-10 were the best imo. Like any show it has it's ups and downs.
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Other than that... the show did a great job telling what the WWE really is. And thats soap opera for men.
They took it a step further with the people in the stands drinking wine instead of beer, and the whole setting looked as if they were in a theater instead of a sports arena.
I found it hilarious how they hit the nail perfectly on the head about how Pro Wrestling has evolved into nothing more than Days of our Lives on steroids.
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First good episode since they've come back. Come on, tell me you didn't laugh at the Mexicans exclaiming that they killed Kenny's Mexican wrestler. Get your gay porn out of here!
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...is mad because in his youth, he also went to a WWE audition and sang his heart out in a tender "Chorus Line"-like ballad. But in the fantasy world of South Park, this would have earned him uncountable accolades, and he would have been a star. In reality, they told him he was too gay.
His heart has been saturated with bitterness ever since. -
How poignant and topical....that's some cutting edge humor right there.
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Every week this talkback is filled with people bitching about how Matt and Trey have done nothing but extremely topical, only-relevant-this-week satire episodes and how the show needs to get back to it's midwestern comedy, boy-centric episodes to be funny again. Then an episode airs that's just the main cast making fun of pro wrestling, with plenty of character jokes and a reference to one of the best episodes of all time, and what happens on talkback? "Waaah, this episode was so irrelevant, they should have done Balloon Boy"
Fuck you guys. This show is funnier than anything else on television. -
Every week this talkback is filled with people bitching about how Matt and Trey have done nothing but extremely topical, only-relevant-this-week satire episodes and how the show needs to get back to it's midwestern comedy, boy-centric episodes to be funny again. Then an episode airs that's just the main cast making fun of pro wrestling, with plenty of character jokes and a reference to one of the best episodes of all time, and what happens on talkback? "Waaah, this episode was so irrelevant, they should have done Balloon Boy"
Fuck you guys. This show is funnier than anything else on television. -
Every week this talkback is filled with people bitching about how Matt and Trey have done nothing but extremely topical, only-relevant-this-week satire episodes and how the show needs to get back to it's midwestern comedy, boy-centric episodes to be funny again. Then an episode airs that's just the main cast making fun of pro wrestling, with plenty of character jokes and a reference to one of the best episodes of all time, and what happens on talkback? "Waaah, this episode was so irrelevant, they should have done Balloon Boy"
Fuck you guys. This show is funnier than anything else on television. -
All the so-called adult themed animated's suck diseased goat dick. Unfunny, and uncreative.
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Funniest thing on South Park in a while...Admittedly, last night's ep wasnt that funny. Decent premise but it was more humorous than laugh out loud funny.
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think about it a little bit folks. connect the dots... there you go. topical and funny. south park isn't what it was but still can't go 3 weeks without a funny, thoughtful episode
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Oct 22, 2009 1:57:28 PM CDT
They lost supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN's viewership!
by mattmanbegins
Oh no!
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Obviously, this was an episode that should have been done about 10 years ago (when WWE was at the apex of its popularity). But in terms of being relevant today, I think Matt and Trey were inspired to make this episode after Vince McMahon made some totally ridiculous comments a few weeks ago about how the WWE was now a
much more "classy and sophisticated" product these days. That said, seeing
McMahon taking his balcony seats with a Playbill in his hand and his
theatre binoculars was pure gold.
And while the jokes were nothing new, sometimes we tune in to SP for Trey and Matt's take on things... and it was funnier than any other take I've seen on the subject. Loved it. -
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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i told you t'was great
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And I thought that was great.
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Sure wrestling plays to the LCD for the most part, and, I think, there was part of the narrative that seemed to express how the downtrodden get relief from watching drama with where people have more problems than their own, but there was too much generalization of the wrestling fan, and I find it lazy on their part. I'm no fan of wrestling, but I'm sure it has fanboys of all walks, like film or scifi or whatever. We are not all in our mother's basements because we like to come here and have it out about the merits of film and television, and not all wrestling fans make up a disgusting mob the way the episode portrayed. The South park guys seem to have something against poor unsophisticated people. The entire Country is on hard times these days, and I don't know man, I just didn't find it funny, I found it mean. But that thing with the rooster did crack me up.
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But the Butters as pimp episode was a classic. I laughed out loud a lot. I actually like this season much more than last.
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Parker and Stone had to let him go on to movies and film because admittedly "he's just so awesome, too awesome for south park"
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were also having a go at that, or something. Between the backstage auditions and the "OMG, there's an agent in the audience" shit.
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Yep maybe the wrestling audience was portrayed as a little bit simple but essentially they were decent folk enjoying a good story who walked out when the fighting started !![br]
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Not a bad episode..not brilliant wither -
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