Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. You might not get a HOT FUZZ sequel, but now thanks to advent of a device called Twitter you can get a peek at the creative minds behind the film (namely Masters Edgar Wright, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) as they delve into the horrific world of slash fiction.

Here's a taste...

@edgarwright “Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage…in the right hands.”

@nickjfrost “That’s a lovely big truncheon.” said Danny. (sound of slide whistle.) the end.

@edgarwright “Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?”

@nickjfrost “he’s got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!” grinned Danny.”

@edgarwright “Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He’d tell him one day… One day.”

Read the whole account at Edgar's site, including the perfect closer by Simon Pegg.

Now why, you may be asking yourself, would I share this silliness with you? Simple. I got a lot of entertainment out of this and I don't want to see it go away. With the insanely creative minds of the talkbackers knocking together I'm sure we can show Mr. Wright, Mr. Pegg and Mr. Frost what real homoerotic slash fiction is! (I'll be disappointed if the Andys don't make an appearance.) Let's call it Hot Fuzz II: Hotter and Fuzzier! Go!

-Quint
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