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James McAvoy With A Beard Looks Like Ewan McGregor As Obi-Wan In This Photo From THE CONSPIRATOR!!

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The Playlist has a couple of photos from the Robert Redford-directed THE CONSPIRATOR, which stars James McAvoy as the lawyer defending Mary Surratt (Robin Wright Penn) - the woman accused of being an accomplice in the Lincoln assassination. Justin Long recently joined the cast as well. Click on the picture of McAvoy to see more.

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  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST


    by unkempt_sock

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Quint was right

    by imagin78

    McAvoy does look like that guy from "The House with Laughing Windows."

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    wow, he really does

    by palooka_boy

    and I really hate Justin Long. I'd hope he played Lincoln just so I can see him get shot in the head.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11 a.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo<P>He was great before the midichlorian got to him.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    HATED him in Wanted

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    <p>His incessant screeching during every single minute of every single fight was mind-numbing. he's jsut NOT an action actor.</p><p>I also didn't like his Mr. Tumnus impression, though that was much more tolerable.</p>

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Scottish people all look the same to you do they?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...this is Obams's America?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:15 a.m. CST

    gayberham lincoln

    by Horny4Harry

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:20 a.m. CST


    by ebonic_plague

    That's how I read it at first. Yeah, OK, I got nothing.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    As far as i'm concerned

    by Judge_Dredd

    There were no prequels.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    McAvoy in Wanted

    by Judge Briggs

    He shouldn't have used an American accent. It sounded stupid. But the movie was, nevertheless, fun.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    James McAvoy for young Obi-Wan in Episodes 1-3!

    by Darth Busey

    So when is George finally going to do the prequels, anyway?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Hey, I bet they can still get Ian McDiarmid to play the Emperor!

    by Darth Busey

    I've seen recent pictures of him. He looks like he did in 1983. They can get him back to play the Emperor in the prequels!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Glad to hear SOMEONE'S Lincoln film is getting made...

    by HarryCalder

    ...that's right, I'm talking to you, Spielberg...

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:43 a.m. CST

    REVENGE_of_FETT, Amen!

    by YackBacker

    He was a cunt in WANTED. Of course, everyone was a cunt in WANTED. That was a dreadful movie, devoid of any redeeming qualities.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    I see more K. Branaugh going on there actually

    by HarryCalder

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Yeah, he was a see you next Tuesday in Wanted...

    by HarryCalder

    ...but that's still a guilty pleasure of mine... Where's "Wanted 2: Still Wanted?"

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:48 a.m. CST

    HarryCalder, re: WANTED

    by YackBacker

    I'm curious how the film works for you. You call it a guilty pleasure, which leads me to think you know it's not a "good" movie but you still find it entertaining. Are the action scenes what work? Were there any characters that you found interesting? For me, the movie was a failure on all levels, and I have a hard time seeing what some folks find good about it. I'm not trying to start a fight over it, I'm genuinely interested to know what people liked about WANTED.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Robert Redford-directed movies are painfully boring

    by YackBacker

    He could make a lesbian scene between Tricia Helfer and Grace Park feel like a lesson in how to use the Dewey Decimal System. I weep for any screenwriter who has his movie picked up by Redford. The man exudes honkey-ness.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:54 a.m. CST

    I hear you, Yack...

    by HarryCalder

    ...but 1) I am smitten with A. Jolie and she looks pretty fine in this one, 2) I will always take pleasure in any film that has Morgan F. playing a bad guy, instead of some saintly paragon of virtue, 3) I did find some of the action fun I(though the train sequence was ridiculous beyond belief), and 4) overall, it's so over-the-top bad, I just had fun with it. I mean, really, a loom that spins out names of people that need to be killed to keep order in our world, or whatever it is. What the fuckin' fuck?!?! It's just awesome that way.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Thanks, Harry

    by YackBacker

    I got where you're coming from. I love a bunch of bad movies myself, this one didn't work for me that way, but I can see waht you're saying. Thanks for writing me back.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST wouldn't say that Will Smith looks just like Jamie Foxx..

    by FlickaPoo

    ...if they were both wearing beards, afros, sunglasses and polyester pimp-suits would you?<P>This is unacceptable.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Yack, my pleasure

    by HarryCalder

    It is weird how some bad movies are just bad and others achieve some sort of sublime badness that makes you love them. You never can tell how it will go down. Like Xanadu. Horrible, horrible film but the wacky ELO/Tubes soundtrack alone makes me love it.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Wanted was some fucked up repugnant shit!

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    I spent half the movie rolling my eyes at its sheer ridiculousness. it's just one stupid thing after another. Someone noticed that the weave on a loom told the future? How in THE FUCK could that have possibly happened? Yes I realize the Greek myth tie-in but that doesn't make it any less stupifying.</p><p>Just all the ham-handed nonsense action, bullets traveling in complete circles in a small room just by flicking your wrist, not to mention traveling through about a dozen heads, just retarded nonsense.</p><p>I think the absolute worst part of the film (and that's saying something)is when he miraculously ties bombs with timers, all set to perfection, to about a million fucking rats, piled to the roof of a truck. within seconds, SECONDS, these rats are exploding on multiple floors! Talk about RETARD-O-VISION! The fact that ANYONE likes this piece of barf is completely flummoxing to me.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:12 p.m. CST


    by TheNorthlander

    I seem to remember seeing Angelina Jolie's greased up naked ass in Wanted.<p> So what was that you said about no redeeing qualities?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST


    by VenomPD

    So all Scottish people look the same do they? I find that offensive

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I didn't know they had bottled water...

    by Randy_Tutelage

    in the old 1800's. Wow.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:42 p.m. CST


    by Dollar Bird

    Just made me angry. I was literally mad at the movie that it had wasted my time. Any film that's as bad as it is (even with a wet butt-shot) that then insults the viewer during the last line deserves my hatred. Not even a new Danny Elfman pop song could salvage that bucket of treacle and tripe.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:49 p.m. CST

    ...the only good thing about WANTED...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the FIGHT CLUB style freeze frame of the computer keys spelling "fuck you".<P>Naked ass is always good, but Jolie was a mockery of herself in this flick...and she's looking like an animatronic hot chick these days. All cables and ball joints.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:51 p.m. CST

    BY MCAVOY'S BEARD I Hope He Gets Cast As Bilbo!

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

    He's been my personal frontrunner all the time.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    ...and after WANTED Morgan Freeman doesn't get...

    by FlickaPoo be god or president of the world anymore.<P>He's earned himself a time out.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    "I'm gonna kill me some Nigra's tonight"

    by ganymede3010

    That's what the look on this face is telling me on that picture.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Cables and Ball Joints...

    by HarryCalder

    Yeah, I've got a "ball joint" for Angie... No, wait, she can "joint" my "cable" any day... No, that's not good either... fuck, I got nothing...

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Flickapoo, Morgan Freemans gotta eat.

    by ganymede3010

    No one went and seen Millionaire baby.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    And yeah, that keyboard keys and teeth freeze-frame...

    by HarryCalder

    ...was pretty funny.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    flickapoo and venompd

    by mynemaborat

    nah i think you're reading into it too much about the whole scottish people all look alike thing... he does look like ewan mcgregor with the beard. it seems like youre being too pc just for the sake of it.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST about "she can wrap her too skinny...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...sinewy cables around my ball joint any day"?<P>It's a slow day.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1 p.m. CST don't say.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Hated him in "The Last King of Scotland"

    by cookylamoo

    He actually made me root for Id Amin.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Look At That Futuristic Water Bottle!

    by Crow3711

    Is this actually a shot of Wanted 2? Where Jimmy mac and Jolie go back in time to stop the weavers from...weaving...and shit..through time? <p> sorry. I know it's just a water bottle

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Flick - yeah, that'll do.

    by HarryCalder

    Slow day as well for me.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Hated him in "Braveheart" and "Trainspotting"

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    But he was okay in "Dr. No" and a few of the other Bond movies.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:20 p.m. CST

    For those complaining about the water bottle...

    by Sailor Rip

    ...I'm suprised you're not more concerned with the, you know, tv monitors in the background.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST


    by TheNorthlander

    No way. Martin Freeman from the real The Office. Best choice for Bilbo.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST

    McAvoy as Leto II


    was great

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    The bottled water really puts you in the period

    by kafka07

    ahh the magic of film making.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    What? No one photoshoped a lightsaber in yet?

    by Orionsangels

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    This site doesn't have enough of those.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Good one guys

    by Robots In Das Guys

    Yes, we all know the prequels are teh suk, but what about James McAvoy being a cunt?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 2:42 p.m. CST

    just got off the phone with Lucas

    by Spazatronik2000

    He really digs the Avatar trailer.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3 p.m. CST


    by ebonic_plague

    Really? Really? Really? <p> Really?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:01 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    another AICN! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:01 p.m. CST

    James MacAvoy, Ima let you finish..

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    but Ewen MacGregor had the best scottish beard of ALL TIME!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST


    by ebonic_plague

    There's another AICN? Really? Does their lockeshealedleg have a goatee and spew nothing but sincere constructive encouragement?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Ewan mcgregor, i'ma let you finish

    by JettL93

    But Gerad Butler had the greatest scotish beard of all time

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    Your mom says hi.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:23 p.m. CST

    ebonic plague's mom...

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    <p>She's trying to say something but it's just a muffled gargle. </p><p>Depending on how hard she works she should be able to make an announcement in a few minutes.</p>

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:25 p.m. CST

    "Your mom says hi"? Really?

    by ebonic_plague

    That is such a staggeringly lame comeback that I am now too embarrassed for you to continue with my mockery. Which actually makes for brilliant TB flame war strategy. Like bringing a soiled dildo to a knife fight. Good job, lockes.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    ebonic plague's mom...

    by lockesbrokenleg

    She really likes it when you do that one thing. She loves it.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:32 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg wants so desperately to be "hot shit" in TB...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...but like a poor marksman, HE KEEPS MISSING THE TARGET!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Hey lockes...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...FUCK YOU.<P>HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    God damn I love AICN talkbacks!

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    The white hot contempt, the gorily descriptive put-downs, the unbelievable cries for attention, AICN has it all!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:47 p.m. CST

    He looks like one of those dorks at a comic convention....

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    ...going to a job interview.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:51 p.m. CST

    FETT, don't make me...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...go all Law Abiding Citizen on you. I came here to chew bubblegum and make fun of lockes, and I'm all out of lockes... er, wait...

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST

    I don't give a fuck who I'm making fun of...

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    <p>So long as I am mercilessly decimating somebody. I mean, AICN is all about making enemies and fucking their mothers. It's a special place where we can all join hands in our universal hatred of pretty much everything. If we can make each other vomit up milk through our nose, when we haven't even had any milk in days, well, that's all that matters.</p><p>By the way, your mom's dead. I told the bitch to hold her breath but she's not very good at following directions.</p>

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I think you're the one that wants to be the hot shit. I could give a rats ass. There's very few people that visit this site anymore. There's plenty other websites on the net.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Quote: "There's very few people that visit this site anymore. There's plenty other websites on the net."<P>Ummm, ok. Not sure what that has to do with anything but...whatever you say.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Gaus, you should try visiting IGN sometime

    by lockesbrokenleg

    You'd fit right in.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Your negative energies are making me stronger by the minute.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST

    And why is that, lockes?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Do they have Talkbackers who bitchslap you there as well?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    I'm in the mood for mature.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:05 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack


  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Why all the hate?

    by Spazatronik2000

    Did the jocks bully and make fun of your wolverine costume in highschool?

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    That's cool, FETT.

    by ebonic_plague

    Go in peace to love and serve the void. <p> Thankfully, YOUR mother is still alive, as I am feeling a bit frisky tonight and find necrophilia to be distasteful.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    I'm Doctor Spazatronik here to help you

    by Spazatronik2000

    All you jaded nerds with issues just let it all out. Tell me about your mom.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    BSB, sometimes I just don't get your routine.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST

    "..soiled dildo to a knife fight."

    by MacReady452

    heehee. That is winning so far. "Your mom..."is so 5 minutes ago. I would spice it up by defiling your grandmothers grave in a sexual manner. You know..get creative.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:23 p.m. CST


    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    HOLY FUCK I about died with that one!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST


    by NoHubris

    I had a similar response regarding McAvoy in LAST KING OF SCOTLAND, but for me, he recovered in ATONEMENT.<p>BTW to be fair about LAST KING OF SCOTLAND, his character WAS working for that beast Idi Amin so there likely had to be something unlikable about him.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    He looks like

    by Mr Lucas

    a teenager with a stick-on beard, playing grown-ups. I reckon McAvoy must have some pretty powerful blackmail material stashed away somewhere. I can honestly think of no other reason why ANYONE would cast that big girl's blouse in ANYTHING. He has no charisma, no gravitas and no presence (more of an absence). Maybe he's pulled off the same trick that Jonathan did in that Buffy ep.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 4:58 p.m. CST

    ...the last thirty or so posts...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...outstanding fucking work all. Damn.<P>Of course, you're all probably the same person and you've been working on this little school play for weeks....but who cares. Not me.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Yeah mine was the best

    by MacReady452

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    "I'd like to thank my Mom..."

    by ebonic_plague

    "...without whom none of this would have been possible." <p> "...Mom? MOM?!?"

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 5:38 p.m. CST

    The Constipation?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 5:49 p.m. CST


    by BadMrWonka

    REVENGE_of_FETT, today:<br> "God damn I love AICN talkbacks! The white hot contempt, the gorily descriptive put-downs, the unbelievable cries for attention[...]"<p> REVENGE_of_FETT, last month,<br> "Harry needs to stop treating this site... Like his own personal blog. This is not "The Harry Show". And nobody gives a flying fuck about any of the non-movie stuff that's posted on here."<p>white-hot contempt? check!<p> "wake up and smell the diarhea spraying out of your man-pleaser."<p>gorily descriptive put-down? check!<p> "BUT HERE IS SOME REAL HE-MAN NEWS! Sony just bought the right to make a Masters of the Universe movie! perhaps harry knew this was in negotiations?" <p>cry for attention? check!<p>by the bye, Harry posted about the "newslet" of Sony/Columbia buying the rights to Master of the Universe about 2 hours later. the first response to THAT article? <p> "kind of a non-story, ain't it?"

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST


    by Sal_Bando

    -at least I think so-

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 5:54 p.m. CST

    AVATAR TRAILER THIS FRIDAY! 3 minutes +, it'll be

    by PennsyDeux

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 6:10 p.m. CST


    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    Did you somehow get the impression I wasn't including myself in that description? I BASK IN THIS SHIT! I was not being sarcastic when I said that I love those aspects of AICN. If you are being honest with yourself you can admit that you do too. Those quotes of mine were apparently memorable enough for you to go back and easily find. I think that says something. I, on the other hand, have no fucking clue who you are I think it's high time you got with the fucking program!

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 6:21 p.m. CST

    So is he cast as Bilbo?

    by Logan_1973

    McKellen said weeks ago that the role had been filled. Come on Harry, enough with the Green Lantern shit and get on the real news we care about...

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 6:34 p.m. CST

    The "real news" hahahahahahhahahahahahah

    by MacReady452

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Looks identical to James McAvoy with a beard

    by Maverick1

    Wow....amazing, saw this pic about a week and a hlf ago on

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 7:20 p.m. CST

    James McAvoy is My Favorite Actor

    by Shadowcat_664

    I happened to like Wanted even though some of it was a little over the top. James was much better in films like Atonement, Beoming Jane, Penelope, Starter For Ten, or The Last King of Scotland. I actually like him in period films. I loved the pic of James with a beard in costume for The Conspiritor. I will see this film when it is released.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 8:06 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    It's all stream-of-consciousness.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 9 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    You're like the plauge.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 9:09 p.m. CST

    BSB = BubonicSexyBack(?)

    by YackBacker

    lockes, what the fuck is a "plauge"? Your spelling is vague, we're you meaning "the plague"? Lemme ask Alexander Haig...

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 9:26 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    shut the fuck up you worthless moron.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 9:54 p.m. CST

    That's "YackBacker" not "Yackbacker"

    by YackBacker


  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:03 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    That's too long of a name for me to type.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Yack is good.

    by YackBacker

    Whatever works best for you, lockes. You're an ok guy. Don't let these motherfuckers get you down.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    thank you REVENGE_of_FETT

    by r_kelly

    I hated Wanted so so much but until you reminded me of the rats and the loom I couldn't remember exactly why. Fuuuck thaaat shiiiit

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Damn, YackBacker.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You are much too forgiving, sir.

  • Oct. 19, 2009, 11:31 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Or you can simply refer to him as "good people".

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Boris,what u on about?

    by scotsman75

    of course scots have a race attached to us,its called scottish. and he looks fuck all like ewan mcgregor anyway.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Whiny bitch in wanted, Rwanda owned as obi

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    Fuckin badass!

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Rwanda!?! What the fuck? Piece of shit iphone

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    Rwanda? You can't be serious!?! EWAN

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 1:18 a.m. CST

    Back again I see scotsnonce75?

    by The Dark Shite

    You still got that massive chip on your shoulder? No such race as scottish you dumb cunt.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Actually, it's probably a fake scotsnonce..

    by The Dark Shite

    The last one was a caps mode warrior & couldn't spell scottish correctly. Probably both great at noncing though. Is that "Aqualung" I can hear in the background?

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 1:46 a.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    But I've been burned by George Cloony before.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 2:33 a.m. CST

    Yack's problem...

    by DocPazuzu that he's spent too much time in the Zone. Done gone soft n' shit. Forgiving lockesbrokenleg? Defending AsimovLives? <p> Yack, what happened to you, man?!?!

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 5:41 a.m. CST


    by mynemaborat

    being scottish isn't a race, its a nationality.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 6:08 a.m. CST

    Redford is still alive?

    by CreasyBear

    Good for him!

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 6:28 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 6:40 a.m. CST

    Aren't they all the same person?

    by The Dark Shite

    I mean, scotsman75 (the nonce), titbag et al had the exact same caps lock thing, the same bad grammar, tendencies to give their phone numbers & threaten to murder people & saying "lick my taint"..<p> Then a guy calling himself "Nonce" (my pet name for my favourite skirt wearing ginger fuckwit), turned up & vanished. <p> Shortly afterwards, "taintlick" arrived & either got himself banned here, or was put in a rock laden sack & drowned by the locals in his village & now there's a slightly scottish themed TB & who re-appears after months? <p> I hope I'm right & they're all one & the same. If I'm wrong, it's safe to assume the smart people are losing the battle. The r

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 6:43 a.m. CST

    I was about to say..

    by The Dark Shite

    They're obviously out-breeding the sane people. I'd give the world about another 10 yrs until the apocaplypse.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 6:47 a.m. CST

    No pun intended..

    by The Dark Shite

    I wrote apoCAPlypse instead of apocalypse. Perhaps that's more accurate.<p> We're witnessing the end of the world, courtesy of the secret order of the caps lock.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 6:59 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Now I can give you the background, but you have to find the foreground, the little things. Keep digging. Remember, you're the only person to track down Taintlick. That's important, it's historic. <p> You've become a significant threat to the national security structure. He would have flamed you already but you got a lot of light on you. Instead he's trying to destroy your credibility. He already has in many circles in these talkbacks. <P> Your only chance is to come up with a case. Something, anything. Talk about his mom, stir the shit storm, hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of Scottish meltdowns. Then Taintlick will crack. <P> Remember, fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth - and the truth is on your side, Bubba. I just hope you get a break.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 8:35 a.m. CST


    by YackBacker

    I still love me a good flame war on the boards, but I do have a soft spot for the regulars here. The only folks I don't give any benefit of the doubt to are the Nazis. Fuuuuuuuuck the Nazis!!!!!! Oh, and Donny Two Chins. If you're not a regular and you act like a douche, I will take you down, don't you doubt it.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Oh, and thanks BSB

    by YackBacker

    You're good people too.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Doubt it BSB..

    by The Dark Shite

    I had no credibility to begin with.

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 1:18 p.m. CST

    been banned

    by Quadio1

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    by Quadio1

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    by Quadio1

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    by Quadio1

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    by Quadio1

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    by Quadio1

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    only fags are clean shaven

    by animas

    REAL MEN are supposed to have facial hair

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 3:23 p.m. CST

    And remember, it's Noted_Sage Yack_Backer.

    by Sal_Bando

    Always try to not forget it. Noted_Sage Yack_Backer. The Keeper of the Bug Light(s).

  • Oct. 20, 2009, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Who has the biggest....?

    by Frankenfart

    If we can get them both wearing kilts on a windy day.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Some people can't take a joke

    by VenomPD

    I hate the internet it's full of people who don't know a joke when they see one. Aye, because he said he looked like Ewan McGregor and I'm Scottish for a joke I said it was racist. Get a grip. Or a sense of humour, whichever you can find first.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Bunch of Spastic Morons.

    by VenomPD

    That you all are.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 2:11 a.m. CST


    by The Dark Shite

    If you read the TB think you'll find that some of the "spastic morons" (scotsman75 for example), actually believe scottish to be a race. <p> Come to think of it, I grew up a few mins down the road from you bitter, sour grape chewing windowlickers, so you can't complain much if some people take your words at face value. For what it's worth, I think you're a race too. Possibly one that stemmed from the same origins as Homo Sapiens, but which malformed when you came into contact with the whiney arsed ginger alcoholic gene, sometime in the cro-magnum period.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 2:41 a.m. CST

    RIP DR. NO

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 3:54 a.m. CST

    Dark Shite

    by masteryoda007

    You are still a cunt I see.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 6:51 a.m. CST

    Very much so.

    by The Dark Shite

    You won't win any prizes for stating the obvious, unfortunately. I mean it's not like I go out of my way to hide my general cuntish demeanour. <p> Someone has to call out the mouthbreathers. Might as well be me.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 6:54 a.m. CST


    by The Dark Shite

    Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me. Cocksucker.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 7:03 a.m. CST

    I am slightly puzzled however..

    by The Dark Shite

    as to who you are? <p> Presumably I've offended you at some point? Oh well. <p> I doubt you even know who I am, just vaguely remember some conversation I've had. Otherwise you'd know that 99.9% of the time, I'm actually nice to people.People on this very TB can attest to that.<p> Sometimes, I even get the chance to talk about movies etc. The "cunt" side of me only comes out when someone trolls/flames or says something fucking stupid. I guess you must have done one of the above. Tough shit.

  • Oct. 21, 2009, 8:25 a.m. CST

    I Would Love To See James in a Kilt

    by Shadowcat_664

    Preferably worn the traditional Scots way with no underpants. That would make my fangirl dream come true. I saw Ewan naked in the film Trainspotting. Whooo!