Cool News
Laura Dern Will Be Chasing Around Those LITTLE FOCKERS!!
Merrick here...
I have mixed feelings about this one...
I rather enjoyed MEET THE PARENTS when I first saw it, but found its sequel...MEET THE FOCKERS...pretty tiresome. I got the feeling they had more fun making it than we had watching it - and I didn't get the sense they had too awesome a time making it.
So a third film? Not sure, at all. Nonetheless...
THR says Laura Dern is joining the cast of LITTLE FOCKERS, which'll return Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner and Owen Wilson.
Dern plays the headmistress of the elementary school that the Fockers' kids attend.
...says THR HERE.
Jessica Alba recently joined the cast as well.
THR indicates the title LITTLE FOCKERS may change. I hope it doesn't, it may prove to be the most ingenious element of the film. We'll see...
-
+ Expand All
-
Directing? And will Sam Neil make an appearance? Maybe a Raptor?
-
Alba!!
-
he was the coolest.
-
is the only thing I wanna see Laura Dern in.
-
I'm not alone on this.
-
Then again, she probably doesn't need to.
-
...the only people in the world who love these movies are my in-laws.
-
Working on two Aaron Sorkin Shows. Both she was a guest star in. In the West Wing she played the incoming President's wife and in Sports Night she played Rebbecca Wells. Her sitcom "I'm with her" Had a plot similar to Notting Hill, with her in the Julia Roberts role. It only lasted a season.
-
Not bad...not bad at all.
-
It should be called "Meet The Little Fockers". Just so we can refer to it as the "Meet" trilogy in the future and feel good about ourselves.
-
George Lucas will change it to that for the special-edition DVD release.
-
(seriously, though, I'm rooting for SkyNet to achieve self-awareness before this comes out)
-
...but I'll see anything with Teri Polo's ass in it.
-
The viewer wins whatever the outcome.
-
It was a funny Ben Stiller movie,which depending on your comedy taste,can be few and far between. I can admit to laughing out loud more than once on thta one. As far as the sequel goes....it kind of sucked ass. Not sure why they are beating this horse but they may want to check it's pulse.
-
Plays a pretty good Nympho. She'd have been Great in "Antichrist" from the clips I've seen. Naughty tart.
-
Meet The Raptors instead?
-
Oct 19, 2009 12:45:30 PM CDT
If DeNiro from the 70's met DeNiro from the 90's onward.....
by hint_of_smegma
.....he'd kick his own ass, screaming "What the fuck were you thinking???????" over and over.
-
A couple of years ago, I jokingly thought up a scenario for the 3rd movie called Li'L Focker, the first kid they have. DeNiro was practically at the birth he was so interfering. The godfather was Mo Focker a cousin and gambler and Owen Wilson is a riverboat chaplain. Oh, well let's just see if this film pans out. Could be a send up of the Little Rascals.
-
They're the only Stiller movies I can stomache, and DeNiro is hilarious. I don't get the hate for the sequel. Hoffman and Streisand were funny as hell. I support Little Fockers.
-
Oct 19, 2009 1:28:58 PM CDT
As far as I'm concerned these movies can FOCK off
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
Hehe, see what I did there?
-
i love the way the sequel showed the jews as being in touch and well rounded while the "other" family was the one with all the problems and hang ups. And please stop trying to sell Barbara to us as sexy - she's not - never has been! From A Star is Born to fucking Brolin - she's a beeked pig.
-
The 1st was just great fun, and the second was pretty bland and boring. No interest here in another. Also agree about DeNiro's career implosion. About 12 years of pure brilliance, then nothing.
-
in other news, meet the fockers still sucked.
-
Muldoon actor's dead, man. Sucks, as he was the best. Any ideas on who we can get to recast?
-
that is all
-
have u seen the movie with her as a prostitute who murders leslie nilsen because he tried to rape her? from what i recall she had some nice sexy scenes there.
-
Who the FU#$ cares!!!!!
-
That piece of wisdom has never made sense to me. No, you don't fuck a face; you just frequnetly spend a lot of your time looking at the face while you're fucking. If visual stimulation has anything at all to do with sexual enjoyment - and it certainly does for me - than her face should matter. Does a pretty face guarantee that the woman will make for an enjoyable time in the sack? Of course not. But it's not a factor to completely discount. That said, Barbra had a pretty rocking body back in the day and more recently than one might guess.
-
As in, there's some GOOD feelings in there somewhere for this film? Somebody alert baby jeebus! We are ready for the fucking apocalypse!
-
C'mon, at least bring back Bernie.
"I want a chimichanga." "Then have a chimichanga." -
Weren't they JettL? Hmmmm???
-
SOme chicks like a good face fuckin; he must have never met one without a gag reflex, poor guy.
-
I wouldn't say it's ingenious at all even is the movie blows. Didn't they run that joke into the ground over two movies now?
-
fuck her from behind or go with the paper bag. With Babs I would go paper in plastic. That way I don't have to see her and she will suffocate. Fuck that overly liberal, overrated, over opinionated bitch. I'ld still fuck her from behind with a bag on her head. "You don't fuck the face, son."
-
Oct 19, 2009 5:12:57 PM CDT
actually i thought meet the fockers was pretty funny
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
but i prefer meet the parents. hte awkardness and situations were just funnier in that one and it was just much more sharp.
-
...are gray." Now, I don't claim to know exactly what that means, but I assume they're basically quoting your old man.And it makes me think of geriatric gray pussy. So it's funny.Not very sexy though.
-
how many times i wished i was that kid i couldnt even say. she wasn't super hot or whatever but she was pretty enough and to have some older woman do those things around and to me? damn you movies for not becoming reality. :P
-
Dern has stated that she thinks after doing the "coming out" episode of Ellen in the late 1990's, she was blacklisted by hollywood insiders.
I think there may be at least some measure of truth to this given that she's at least a decent actress.
Amazing how conservative TV was even then when Ellen came out and it was seen like a nuke going off. 10 years later the reaction would not be the same. -
complete opposite ends of the spectrum. Stick to making good films Dern. Scrap this shit forreal.
-
Was good
-
I like part 2, though that scene of his baby foreskin going into their food I could've done without.
-
I have no doubts the third one will suck too.
-
Now bring on Jurassic Park 4. Or at least the fucking blu rays.
-
Oct 19, 2009 9:23:57 PM CDT
Dern was featured in the only gratuitous ass shot...
by nasty in the pasty
...in Spielberg's career.
-
I remember watching JURASSIC PARK opening night and when that shot happened I said "Nice!" to which my friend's older brother said "Hell yeah" all amidst dinosaur mayhem. The lesson here is: there's always time for a nice ass shot.
-
You are going to take away from me the pleasure of saying this to a high school drop out loser who works at the local theater? Even though I will not end up buying the tickets, saying I've changed my mind about it as I am asked to pay? Do not change the title. Unless you plan to call it mother fuckers. Or motherfucking cocksucking pieces of shit in a cunt.
-
Just kidding..
-
that there isn't "Godfather type shit" being produced anymore. Let an actor do his/her job and fucking act. I don't see the big deal in bitching. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding. I'm talking to a brick wall.
-
May I recommend as alternatives:
Baby Fockers
Kiddie Fockers
The word 'fockers' is the only thing this movie has going for it
preteen fockers
Zany Ben Stiller family comedy #562 -
All the Fockers in fat suits.
-
I don't get this series. I'm sure old people find it funny. Me no.
-
*Raptor pops out behind me* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-
now thats a bad joke.
-
Love her to death...
-
Man, you guys are forgetten about 1941? The Jaws homage, chick panicking, then the Jap Sub coming right up her ass! Hollllllyvoooood!!!!.....
-
someone needs to do something about this shit or else 2012 will be the end of the world.
-
The scene where she’s eating ice cream when talking to Dickie Attenborough, cringe worthy!! Saying that JP has a history of shitty actresses in it, Jeff Goldblums ‘acrobat’ daughter? Tea Leoni’s screaming banshee in the 3rd?....They must be keeping up the tradition as Keira Knightly is pencilled in for the 4th!
-
am i right? am i?!
-
Hollywood has ALWAYS been very, VERY accepting of homosexuals; even those who outted themselves. You have ALWAYS had homosexuals in the upper echelons of the studios, and in TV; that scene in the Ellen show did not hurt her career...reportedly being an insufferable bitch did.
-
hilarious scene.....
-
The sequel was AWESOME, bring on #3!!!
-
Teri Polo cucking my sock. Now, that's a movie I can get behind.
-
But, can't bring my self to watch the sequel. Barbara Streisand is my kryptonite.
-
Giant Robert Smith and giant Leonard Maltin must've done the trick.
-
Oct 20, 2009 3:24:55 PM CDT
Oh yeah, I forgot about the 1941 "HORRYWOOOOD! scene
by nasty in the pasty
Still, it's funny/odd just how desexualized most of Spielberg's films are (with the exception of Eric Bana fucking the Munich out of his wife, of course). Most directors tend to fetishize attractive actresses at least on OCCASION, but the 'Berg almost NEVER does this. Even the Jennifer Garner prostitute scene in Catch Me If You Can was weirdly chaste. That's why the shot centering on Laura Dern's nice ass in JP as she walked over a hill stood out to me.
-
Oct 20, 2009 3:28:58 PM CDT
"but they are living things and they'll defend themselves...
by finky089
aggressively if necessary." or, whatever her line was
-
...65 million hand jobs in the making.
-
I love Spielberg, but it is true how "desexualized" most of his movies are
-
Anyone hear the story of how after Drew Barrymore did Playboy, he cut and pasted clothes back ONTO her spread and sent the issue to back to her? Who does that?!
Readers Talkback
User Login
Top Talkbacks
- Whitney Houston 1963 - 2012 -- 171 total posts 169 posts
- AVENGERS enemy revealed as pink boardgame pieces... You might suffer some form of elation... SPOILERS!!! -- 157 total posts 111 posts
- There's a STAR TREK video game that is going to lead into JJ's STAR TREK 2 apparently... -- 138 total posts 75 posts
- Here's The Red Band Trailer For Drafthouse Films' THE FP! -- 67 total posts 67 posts
- To Commemorate The 3D Release Of STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, George Lucas Wants You To Know...Greedo Shoots First!! -- 479 total posts 62 posts
- New JUDGE DREDD post production footage pops up -- 59 total posts 59 posts
- Does ‘SNL’ Rhyme With ‘Deschanel’?? Learn Which SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Vet Hosts After Sexy Zooey!! -- 62 total posts 59 posts
- HANNA's Saoirse Ronan to boss around seven little people -- 48 total posts 45 posts
- Friday Brings SWEEPS DAY NINE!! Gab Here About Tonight’s FRINGE!! Plus Einstein on TIM, Wiig On PORTLANDIA, MAHER, CLONE, GIFTED, GRIMM, SPARTACUS, SUPERNATURAL, GOLD RUSH And More!! -- 116 total posts 32 posts
- SPACE 2099!! -- 181 total posts 30 posts