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Hercules Has Seen Next Week’s Hilarious, Extra-Gay And Samson-Free Second Episode Of THE VENTURE BROS.!!

UPDATE!! The Cartoon Network just informed me I actually saw and reviewed 4.2 below instead of tonight's 4.1. I've no idea why! Original post: I am – Hercules!! Notes on the brilliant fourth-season premiere of “The Venture Bros.” premiering Sunday: * Episode’s first line: “Ah ha ha ha ha ha!! Time to pay the piper, Venture!!” * Brock is still absent and Rusty has taken on a surprising (and ill-chosen!) replacement. * Hank, now bereft of spare clone bodies, has evolved his look. He’s also offered a job opportunity. * A new and highly Superman-like character, Captain Sunshine, is introduced quite early on. * Sunshine belongs to a Justice League-like organization whose members include Barbeque and Ghost Robot. All members have unexpected night jobs. * The death of henchman 24 has changed henchman 21 in a profound and unexpected way. * We learn Billy Quizboy is now 37. Six of the funniest lines that won’t completely spoil the episode for you reside in invisotext. * “I half-expect it to have Popeye cartoons on it when I peel it off my thigh.” * “Hey, missing a couple of zeroes there, Oprah!” * “Playtime’s over! Time to get your gay little ass home!” * “Suggested application is to the buttocks and inner thigh.” * “You know the rules, Scorpio. He’s off limits during training.” * “Just kidding!!” 11:59 p.m. Sunday. Cartoon Network.
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