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‘Stay Calm, Butters!!’ SOUTH PARK 13.9!!
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BUTTERS PUCKERS UP IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRALâ
NEW YORK, October 12, 2009 – Prostitution is on the rise in "South Park" in an all-new episode titled, "Butters' Bottom Bitch," premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Butters has made it all the way to the fourth grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.
So far this season:
13.1 Kenny got his promise ring;
13.2 Cartman took on Mysterion;
13.3 Kyle dodged a crucifixion;
13.4 Butters was felled by a queef;
13.5 Carlos Mencia finally came clean;
13.6 Finland got nuked for not playing along;
13.7 Cartman indulged piracy; and
13.8 A ghost educated Ike on chipotle underwear blood.
10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.
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NEW YORK, October 12, 2009 – Prostitution is on the rise in "South Park" in an all-new episode titled, "Butters' Bottom Bitch," premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Butters has made it all the way to the fourth grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.
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more Butters, please!
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Looking for that nightly trick, but who will be that lucky dick?
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but of course i'll watch...
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bottom bitch says it all
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SP been hit and miss lately, but Butters remains hillarious.
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to show a clip that was funny?
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STOLE MY UNDERPANTS AND HUMPED THEM. THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH DOG CUM?
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or even the commercials. It was much better watching the show and having the fact that Jackson was the main dead person revealed naturally, rather than spoiled.
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why would they collect those three and not include the remake they specifically made for completists>?
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Primarily because it just wasn't very funny, the humor seemed forced, and, as others have pointed out, IKE-centric episodes are usually poor. Hoping for more this week. With such short mid-seasons, it's disappointing to end up with efforts like "Dead Celebrities."
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Oct 14, 2009 5:27:46 AM CDT
South Park is shit now, you just don't know it.
by anything but tangerines
It's like the boiled frog story. Drop a frog into a pot of boiling water and he jumps out, drop a frog into cool water and slowly bring it to boil and you have a cooked frog. South Park started out as a weird indy toon, became a cult hit, became brilliant, became repetitive, became reliant on shock value, became reliant on pop culture, and gradually became utter shit. If an episode like the "queef" one were the series premiere, you would have the most senseless, bizarre, needlessly foul thing and it would fail in a month. Trey and Matt need to either reboot to square one or just quit TV and pursue their true calling: Musical satire. That's really the only thing they have shown a real consistent talent for . Or, maybe make another marionette action movie.
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"Billy Mays here!" The whole thing about Chipotle... Michael Jackson... the episode was hilarity!
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What about you guys? Is it normal to kiss a girl in fourth grade? I'm not convinced. Either way, more Butters can never, ever be a bad thing.
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May indicate to the objective observer that this series may have gone on a bit too long.
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Looking forward to this one.
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I certainly agree the show has been on a consistent downturn these last 3 or maybe even 4 seasons. It's all the same lame-duck pop-culture garbage. Every episode is a timely, "whats hot in the news/celebworld this week" They used to be insanely original and clever in their misadventures, now they are literally the opposite. I don't think I'd go so far as to call it "utter shit," Its still, for the most part, a better spent 23 minutes than watching the average network sitcom, but all the same, I am continually baffled by the people who come on here and say how funny it is week in and week out. People must laugh at it just beccause they think it is supposed to be funny. Last weeks episode was pretty terrible The billy mays thing wasn't funny the first time, let alone the ten millionth. They should make anoher movie musical, in some genre or another. It really is their true and obvious talent.
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Hell, Cleveland even got one (even if it is one of the worst shows ever). Butters is the Bomb!
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All of my friends thought Dead Celebrities was hilarious while I barely laughed. I hated that they put Michael Jackson in that episode. They think that this season of South Park is one of the best ever. I'm starting to think that they either need to go on hiatus or outright stop the show. I think that could put some new energy into it.
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While the rest of the world, and our idiot friends, praise lackluster material blindly.
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Please? It's only been the best show on television for over a year now...
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They are poking fun at the whole, Eliot Spitzer scandal.
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but in general was bad. I laughed at the pageant judge "catching" the little girl's kiss, but for the most part the mid-season premiere sucked chinpokomon balls! South Park does some really good episodes and some that are just bad each half-season lately.Sadly, the last few half-seasons have been more bad than good. And I truly don't understand the audience these days. Those who say last week was "classic" or "funny". I don't get where they're coming from with words like that. Last week was awful. Same with the Fishsticks ep., I thought that was the lamest ep. of the last half-season, and there's a lot who would argue it's classic. I don't get it. Scott Tenorman, Fellowship of the Two Towers, Kenny cheesing off cat pee - those are classics. Fishsticks just sucked, well, fish dicks.
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About fucking time.
"Move along, people...Nothing to see here. Go home, you looky-loos."
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sorry, man, but any show where a "jedi" runs around calling Anakin "skyguy" while battles wage all around them and jabba the hutt's son slowly farts out shitty little pieces of George Lucas' once mighty saga as Lucas himself milks his once beloved franchise into the ground of Hell does not qualify a talkback or the words "best show".
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Happen.
Tell you why. Because it is good show that people actually watch like Smallville and Supernatural, but because the powers that be at AICN do not like these shows, you aint getting a talkback. Even though Heroes and lost will be guranteed because they're "popular". End rant. -
You're referring purely to the pilot episode movie. With Lucas' intention to take the tone and characters from a lighter air to bridge with that of the bleakness of Revenge of the Sith, we've already seen a mile of difference within just a single season. We're currently enjoying awesome bounty hunters torturing and killing citizens in cold-blood; it's definitely not a kid's show any longer, and if you're still stuck on the "pilot", then consider if you'd only ever given shows like The Simpsons or Star Trek: The Next Generation a single chance based on their pilots.
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Bad examples...Simpsons hasn't been good in over a decade and TNG was always filled with an extra helping of cheese. But I see your point...perhaps it has gotten better. However, in the past 10 years George Lucas has managed to take a revered franchise and do everything he possibly can to make even the most die-hard Star Wars fans just not really give a shit anymore, because it has long since been apparent that Lucas really doesn't give a shit as long as he can still grab some cash from it. Too many fans alienated time and again, each time with the promise of "this one is better than the last one," but it's never true anymore. Clone Wars could be amazing, but it's going to take a lot more than that to bring most of the once-faithful back into the fold. And most of the contributors to and editors of AICN were tricked multiple times by the bearded one and are very wary of trusting his "product" ever again. It will take a lot to get a CW TB on this particular site. Sorry, man, just the way it is. (I do, however, realize that by this logic the suckage that is Heroes should have stopped getting TB's a looooong time ago...but I think Herc the Buffy promoter is a fan)
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*RABBLERABLLERABBLE*Hey guy, we think South Park sucks and we're right! "RABBLERABBLERABBLE*
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And it's not because Heroes or Lost are popular that they got talkbacks. It's all up to Herc. He explained in a previous talkback, if he doesn't watch the show he's not going to give it a talkback, and we should "go somewhere else" if we want to see a column on a particular show that he doesn't watch. He doesn't care if we discuss some other show in a talkback as long as it's not spoilers, I think.
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started taking themselves seriously. They got so big in putting down people that they started to believe they were better than those they made fun of. After that the show started to get very preachy and arrogant. My 2 cents
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Spitzer was already spoofed in the "cheesing" episode (Major Boobage).
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who owns EVERY episode of every season (via both purchase and DL/bootleg), I thought the first half of S13 was pretty solid. Dead Celebrities fell flat for me, though. Was expecting riffs on Mays and MJ...but the Ghost Hunters crapping themselves was pretty funny, I guess.
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Loved the vampire episode.
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Oct 14, 2009 6:55:52 PM CDT
Was season 11 the one with imagination land?
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
If so that was a good season with a fluke episode or 2.
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I must preface this by saying I feel Season 6 was the peak of this show, and while there have been plenty of gems since that season, they never got back to the level of "Biggest Douche in the Universe", "Future Self and Me", or my fave "I'm a Little Bit Country" but I gotta say "Dead Celebrities" was as close as they got to the glory days in a while (except the ghosthunters bit which was not only kinda childish but also went on for about a 2 minutes too long). I literally cried when I heard " No! I'm Alive!... And I'm a Woman... And I'm White!" and it's been a while since a f-ing TV show made me cry with laughter.
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Fuckin' awesome
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wow.
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Butters-centric episodes just about always deliver. This one was as bad as the terrence and philip centric ones.
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The better character for the part should have been Mr. Garrison!And tell me why didn't Wendy knocked Butters the fuck out?! There were some OOC moments but the episode was still funny although heavy-handed.
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Holy shit that plastic bag thing makes me wanna puke
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Great episode.
All you losers here bashing them....go play with your toys.
The show is a gem as long as it's on,...
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that tonight's episode was fucking hilarious. i'd say it's one of the better eps of this season. i laughed more consistently throughout tonight's episode than i did during the dead celebs episode, which was also pretty funny. or maybe my standards are just lowered from the lackluster first half of this season. either way, south park is both funnier and ballsier than 99% of today's comedies. where else do you get to see a cop fart cum into an evidence bag?
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Put this show out of it's misery
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- Butters...
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If a lot gross! Ha, ha! And to those who thought the Ghost Hunters spoofery was flat, have you seen that show? I watched it for about a week, then deleted that shit off my DVR. I'll just let people watch it and tell me about the best parts because wading through hours of non-exciting b.s. is boring as hell.
Clone Wars talkback? I like the show, but what would come of it here but hours of bitching about the Prequels, Reaped Childhoods, and where's the 7, 8 & 9 Lucas? Lucas? Are you listing? Let these dudes who did Clone Wars have a crack at Animating Dark Empire, but with some tweaking... Screw that live show. *Heh, heh* That was for example of course. ;-) -
I was expecting more from this one. But the sperm shart shot was a delightful moment.
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Fuck the haters.
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Still not a classic or even hilarious by any means, but at least I laughed, out loud, once or twice, which is something that hasn't happened for awhile with a SP episode. Like last week, where I basically frowned the whole time. Butters talking to the bitches in the classroom was one of the funnier things I've seen on tv for awhile. Basically, Butters being a pimp and talking to the bitches was funny, everything else was pretty bad, especially the inevitable ACORN scene. I'm so fucking sick of this series of either celebrity pop culture episodes or political issue of the moment episodes, or combos of both. Just make a fucking adventure. Like Underpants Gnomes or something. That was about fucking coffee. And it ruled. Not FOX News.
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i love south park. it's not as good as it used to be, but it has it's great episodes now and then. i even liked last week. but i stared dumbfounded at the pre-k humor displayed here. butters talking "gangsta" would have been hilarious in 1996. it's why jamie kennedy has a career. the repeating of jokes over...and over...and over. a painful episode. is it cliche to say "worst episode ever"? too bad. WORST. EPISODE. EVER.
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"Yes I do know what you're saying, you don't need to keep asking me"
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The writers on this show are damn good at making me laugh. This episode was better than the Dead Celebs episode. "You know what I am saying?" I love how that made the undercover cop get really into his cover, and have sex with the tricks before arresting them. Brilliant. Butters is one of the funniest characters ever created. "I'm just trying to tell these bitches that they could be making some real money."
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Seriously, wow. Just wow. It was all amazing.
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just another episode of south park.
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All shows that have been horrible this past season, South Park for the past 3 seasons actually, and yet still get watched.
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Okay, Butters is a pimp now. Okay, the cop is actually performing the sex acts. Those jokes were just beaten to fucking death. This show used to be smart. Now it's just not.
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Think I might be done with this show.
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No, it was about why capitalism is good, mocking those people that demonize big business. They then recycled this idea and took it a step further in "Something Wal-Mart This Way Comes" ("I think I understand the metaphor of the mirror!"). South Park has ALWAYS been about issues, even in the Jesus vs. Santa short. In fact, the problem I have with the show is that it's generally unfocused now. The point of this episode was that prostitutes shouldn't let pimps take advantage of them and treat them poorly because prostitutes do all the work (well, except for the marketing)? Um, k. They always push the envelope, but I'm extremely disappointed they haven't taken on Obama yet. Now is the time! Even SNL is attacking him! Regardless, if Parker and Stone build the episodes around intelligent arguments again, the satire and laughs will follow.
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likely, no?
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I doesn't matter, any season, any year, Butters episodes are always awesome. Maybe not instant classics, but he's hilarious. This one is no exception.
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So are Michael Jackson and Mr. Jefferson two different people?
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I thought it was an excellent episode of South Park, especially if you've ever seen American Pimp.
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...that is all.
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Shit i though this show finished years ago..who the fuck is still watching it !
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You fucking idiot
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