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Paramount Recruiting Its Next Jack Ryan From The Bridge Of The Starship Enterprise!

Beaks here...

Paramount could certainly do worse than to cast Chris Pine as the new Jack Ryan. They have done worse - i.e. hiring Harrison Ford to replace Alec Baldwin on PATRIOT GAMES while he was off playing Stanley Kowalski on Broadway. And since it sounds like they're planning to write a completely original Jack Ryan adventure (rather than further fuck up the chronology of Tom Clancy's print series), I can't imagine fans of the character will have a problem with twenty-nine-year-old Pine playing the heroic CIA analyst.

According to Variety, Paramount has "begun negotiations" with the new Captain Kirk to star in their Ryan reboot, which will be based on a screenplay credited to Hossein Amini (JUDE, THE WINGS OF THE DOVE, THE FOUR FEATHERS, KILLSHOT and the currently shelved SHANGHAI). Mace Neufeld, who oversaw the previous four Ryan films, will produce alongside Lorenzo di Bonaventura. There's no word on the plot, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that the villains will hail from either North Korea or Iran. As for a production start date, I can't imagine this film will get underway before late 2010.

Just be thankful they're not remaking THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.

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First!
by sailingmaster
Oct 13th, 2009
09:05:33 PM
Second
by Gigrantor
Oct 13th, 2009
09:08:54 PM
You shouldn't have one actor play
by comedian_x
Oct 13th, 2009
09:12:48 PM
Pineapple Man in:
by Ricky Retardo
Oct 13th, 2009
09:14:39 PM
Ouch
by Dragon Man
Oct 13th, 2009
09:15:22 PM
comedian_x
by manifestchaos
Oct 13th, 2009
09:16:56 PM
DragonMan
by manifestchaos
Oct 13th, 2009
09:17:59 PM
Frankly, I thought the Ford/Noyce films were the best
by StarWarsRedux
Oct 13th, 2009
09:18:50 PM
Hollywood does not have the guts
by SmokingRobot
Oct 13th, 2009
09:19:14 PM
Say what?
by yesiamaplant
Oct 13th, 2009
09:19:39 PM
Ford/Noyce
by CloneWars
Oct 13th, 2009
09:21:39 PM
Great choice...
by spectrebeeyatch
Oct 13th, 2009
09:23:12 PM
at least he's american
by iownyou
Oct 13th, 2009
09:23:19 PM
Affleck must be Pissed!
by AJD_1
Oct 13th, 2009
09:23:27 PM
God, those movies are so awful
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 13th, 2009
09:24:00 PM
Ford worst then Melonhead?
by TheDudeinLA
Oct 13th, 2009
09:24:36 PM
Yesiamaplant
by Bootskin
Oct 13th, 2009
09:24:49 PM
Ford wasn't enough of a prick
by whiskey_dick
Oct 13th, 2009
09:24:54 PM
Beaks WTF
by CloneWars
Oct 13th, 2009
09:25:04 PM
Beaks
by Come_ON
Oct 13th, 2009
09:26:10 PM
Alright alright...
by Bootskin
Oct 13th, 2009
09:30:27 PM
Good point, Whiskey
by StarWarsRedux
Oct 13th, 2009
09:30:53 PM
Beaks, completely with you on this one...
by Uga
Oct 13th, 2009
09:33:07 PM
John McTiernan please.
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Oct 13th, 2009
09:33:13 PM
Hope they don't go all "action figure" on this
by ltgalloway
Oct 13th, 2009
09:37:45 PM
FORD is WORSE than BEN AFFLECK???
by Nosferatu Jones
Oct 13th, 2009
09:39:11 PM
I'm going to rent it when it's on DVD...
by Anna Valerious
Oct 13th, 2009
09:41:06 PM
Wasn't SUM OF ALL FEARS already a reboot?
by Tall_Boy66
Oct 13th, 2009
09:41:25 PM
Ford was a mopey, semi-retarded Jack Ryan
by YackBacker
Oct 13th, 2009
09:43:23 PM
Screw Jack Ryan
by redshirt
Oct 13th, 2009
09:45:34 PM
To add to that...
by ltgalloway
Oct 13th, 2009
09:46:06 PM
it could be good
by vizui
Oct 13th, 2009
09:50:06 PM
Screw Jack Ryan
by mms9304
Oct 13th, 2009
09:52:46 PM
StarWarsRedux
by Hellbastardo
Oct 13th, 2009
09:53:21 PM
Exactly, ltgalloway
by mrbeaks
Oct 13th, 2009
09:54:42 PM
The Only Jack Ryan Novels I haven't read were The Bear and The D
by saintsaucey
Oct 13th, 2009
09:54:45 PM
Screw Jack Ryan Bring on Mitch Rapp
by mms9304
Oct 13th, 2009
09:55:13 PM
Is he going to be a newbie agent?
by kabong
Oct 13th, 2009
09:57:32 PM
Beaks, you Nasty whore cunt
by Proman1984
Oct 13th, 2009
09:57:57 PM
Proman1984
by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS
Oct 13th, 2009
10:03:03 PM
Having Pine will make it too much like Bourne tbh.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Oct 13th, 2009
10:09:46 PM
should also be GREEN LANTERN
by Horny4Harry
Oct 13th, 2009
10:11:08 PM
mms9304
by redshirt
Oct 13th, 2009
10:11:24 PM
So long as it's not another Bourne clone.
by OutlawsDelejos
Oct 13th, 2009
10:13:07 PM
Clear and Present Danger
by TheMarineBiologist
Oct 13th, 2009
10:19:48 PM
The Hunt For Red October is the 3rd best Jack Ryan movie.
by FailureAtTheCave
Oct 13th, 2009
10:20:17 PM
comedian x
by TheMarineBiologist
Oct 13th, 2009
10:20:57 PM
President Ryan
by Omar B
Oct 13th, 2009
10:38:47 PM
Harrison Ford is VERY CELEBRAL
by Proman1984
Oct 13th, 2009
10:44:54 PM
Chris Pine is a rising superstar. I'll take him in anything.
by ganymede3010
Oct 13th, 2009
10:47:56 PM
Suggestion
by Mr. Lahey
Oct 13th, 2009
10:48:23 PM
NO CHRIS DON'T DO IT!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 13th, 2009
10:51:29 PM
down with it
by obriensg1
Oct 13th, 2009
10:57:35 PM
THFRO was great work by McTiernan...
by codymr
Oct 13th, 2009
11:01:00 PM
But can Pine master the FINGER OF DOOM...?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Oct 13th, 2009
11:09:16 PM
Book Fiend
by greyspecter
Oct 13th, 2009
11:11:21 PM
RED OCTOBER
by Logan_1973
Oct 13th, 2009
11:11:23 PM
I want to see Red Storm Rising on the big screen
by GreatCzarsGhost
Oct 13th, 2009
11:11:58 PM
In related news...
by greyspecter
Oct 13th, 2009
11:13:24 PM

by MR. MURDOCH
Oct 13th, 2009
11:14:25 PM
what's wrong with Affleck continuing?
by BadMrWonka
Oct 13th, 2009
11:15:57 PM
Fuck another Jack Ryan Movie. Bring on John Clark
by Rob0729
Oct 13th, 2009
11:16:23 PM
Cold War
by redshirt
Oct 13th, 2009
11:16:32 PM
FUCK. THIS. SHIT. PINE. CAN. GO. FUCK. HIMSELF
by TheWaqman
Oct 13th, 2009
11:22:52 PM
And I enjoyed all the Jack Ryan movies..
by TheWaqman
Oct 13th, 2009
11:24:24 PM
Weren't they making Without Remorse?
by superunknown85
Oct 13th, 2009
11:24:35 PM
The Hunt for Blue September
by Reilly
Oct 13th, 2009
11:53:46 PM
WHO GIVES A SHIT
by vini77
Oct 13th, 2009
11:55:19 PM
As someone who grew up in the Cold War
by JackRabbitSlim
Oct 14th, 2009
12:03:05 AM
JACK RYAN wrote by TOM CLANCY, RIGHT WING TOOL.
by uberman
Oct 14th, 2009
12:19:55 AM
Ford > Baldwin
by VitaminZ
Oct 14th, 2009
12:20:09 AM
Amen, SmokingRobot
by pelhamsim
Oct 14th, 2009
12:22:04 AM
uberman
by redshirt
Oct 14th, 2009
12:24:49 AM
Redshirt: a left-leaning author already wrote about the fight ag
by pelhamsim
Oct 14th, 2009
12:28:06 AM
when I read the headline
by Adelai Niska
Oct 14th, 2009
12:29:14 AM
Adelai thats what jumped into my mind as well..
by odo19
Oct 14th, 2009
12:39:38 AM
mrbeaks
by Ace of Wands
Oct 14th, 2009
01:03:49 AM
Order of Ryan Movies from best to worst
by tailhook
Oct 14th, 2009
01:04:01 AM
edit facility please!!
by Ace of Wands
Oct 14th, 2009
01:05:45 AM
Nope, Baldwin was NOT better than Ford
by 5 by 5
Oct 14th, 2009
01:08:15 AM
Never going to see the Jack as Prez books...
by 5 by 5
Oct 14th, 2009
01:15:24 AM
I'm not against different actors on the same role but
by megatom5
Oct 14th, 2009
01:21:55 AM
Jack as Prez
by redshirt
Oct 14th, 2009
01:22:37 AM
President Jack Ryan
by KoolerThanJesus
Oct 14th, 2009
01:40:15 AM
Keeping Chris Pine in the Paramount fold
by the podosphere
Oct 14th, 2009
01:43:30 AM
The ongoing search for an American James Bond
by the podosphere
Oct 14th, 2009
01:51:57 AM
Please, Hollywood, make Red Storm Rising into a great Trilogy
by RandySavage
Oct 14th, 2009
01:52:23 AM
Red Storm Rising
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Oct 14th, 2009
02:10:19 AM
Jack Ryan is bullshit
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 14th, 2009
02:11:13 AM
Jack Ryan - He sits in rooms all day
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 14th, 2009
02:17:29 AM
Beaks...
by AshyLarry81
Oct 14th, 2009
02:23:40 AM
This is ridiculous
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 14th, 2009
02:44:58 AM
lockesbrokenleg
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 14th, 2009
02:47:06 AM
Why is Shanghai shelved?
by dastickboy
Oct 14th, 2009
02:54:46 AM
SHOULD HAVE HIRED LIAM NEESON
by J-Dizzle
Oct 14th, 2009
02:55:35 AM
Baldwin - Ford is worse than this....
by CaseyMcCall
Oct 14th, 2009
03:06:39 AM
I'D STILL PUT IT UP
by TAlNTLICK
Oct 14th, 2009
03:25:50 AM
AND HE'S GOT REAL PRETTY HAIR.
by TAlNTLICK
Oct 14th, 2009
03:29:50 AM

by quantize
Oct 14th, 2009
03:35:21 AM
Taintlick...human refuse
by quantize
Oct 14th, 2009
03:35:52 AM
HEY, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR MAN.
by TAlNTLICK
Oct 14th, 2009
03:44:29 AM
Can Pine carry off the pentultimate Ryan line....
by thelordofhell
Oct 14th, 2009
04:00:32 AM
Hmmmmmmmm
by Drsambeckett1984
Oct 14th, 2009
04:10:06 AM
Ford, Han Solo and Indiana Jones
by Mr Gorilla
Oct 14th, 2009
04:20:16 AM
Bring back Affleck
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Oct 14th, 2009
04:23:52 AM
Jack Ryan= the paris hilton of action
by BendersShinyAss
Oct 14th, 2009
04:24:50 AM
BendersShinyAss hahahahaha
by judge dredds fresh undies
Oct 14th, 2009
04:38:58 AM
No, no, no, no, no, no!!!!
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 14th, 2009
04:40:37 AM
Dude_gimme_tabs
by codymr
Oct 14th, 2009
04:55:26 AM
Sum of All Fears was politically correct
by BoyNamedSue
Oct 14th, 2009
06:02:34 AM
Did Clancy retire?
by BoyNamedSue
Oct 14th, 2009
06:03:07 AM
Clancy
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 14th, 2009
06:48:03 AM
Yawn.....
by Arcangel2020
Oct 14th, 2009
06:52:13 AM
Without John McTiernan....
by DC Films
Oct 14th, 2009
06:56:31 AM
Nope, Baldwin was the best...
by blackmantis
Oct 14th, 2009
07:04:30 AM
count me as one of the few who liked all four flicks
by just pillow talk
Oct 14th, 2009
07:08:17 AM
He's too young to play Ryan
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Oct 14th, 2009
07:13:13 AM
Personally I liked Harrison Ford the best
by photoboy
Oct 14th, 2009
07:14:40 AM
The Hunt for Red October was awesome!
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Oct 14th, 2009
07:16:27 AM
Nuns, no sense of humor...
by Stegman84
Oct 14th, 2009
07:27:09 AM
I hate to repeat the obvious, but isn't Pine too young?
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
07:37:01 AM
Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
07:47:25 AM
Imagine how awful a remake of "Hunt" would be.
by Phimseto
Oct 14th, 2009
07:54:31 AM
I actually prefer Ben Affleck's Jack Ryan to Harrison Ford's
by SpyGuy
Oct 14th, 2009
08:01:58 AM
Ford a bad decision??
by Unlabled
Oct 14th, 2009
08:15:21 AM
Ford not cerebral enough?
by Dragon Man
Oct 14th, 2009
08:20:15 AM
The probem with the franchise is they made
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 14th, 2009
08:24:15 AM
And forget this, make Rainbow Six
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 14th, 2009
08:26:29 AM
Chronology so wrong!!!
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 14th, 2009
08:26:45 AM
A decent choice to play Ryan
by kafka07
Oct 14th, 2009
08:31:55 AM
Red October is way more fun...
by Billyeveryteen
Oct 14th, 2009
08:37:48 AM
Ford Was GREAT!
by SamuelLappDance
Oct 14th, 2009
08:38:29 AM
The correct order
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 14th, 2009
08:57:35 AM
Ford was fine as Jack Ryan
by slone13
Oct 14th, 2009
09:20:11 AM
Teeth of the Tiger
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
09:21:05 AM
re: sucking pine's peeny
by Larry Sellers
Oct 14th, 2009
09:24:18 AM
Rainbow Six is the movie they should be making
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
09:26:26 AM
Depends.....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 14th, 2009
09:28:18 AM
Bullshit, the Ford/Noyce films were badass
by reflecto
Oct 14th, 2009
09:28:27 AM
I Love Harrison Ford, BUT
by Sonny_Williams
Oct 14th, 2009
09:48:09 AM
I've always preferred Patriot Games.
by Azlam Orlandu
Oct 14th, 2009
09:51:58 AM
Baldwin was believable as an analyst...
by NoHubris
Oct 14th, 2009
10:04:45 AM
I can't criticise Chris Pine
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
10:15:58 AM
NoHubris
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
10:19:56 AM
HEY ASIMOVLIVES
by TAlNTLICK
Oct 14th, 2009
10:20:09 AM
Chris Pine? Seems a bit young for Jack Ryan, no?
by iDrinkYourMexicanCoke
Oct 14th, 2009
10:24:06 AM
TAINTLICK
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
10:39:22 AM
We need a Mitch Rapp Movie!
by Andyb77
Oct 14th, 2009
10:41:19 AM
Asi "I can't criticise..."
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
10:42:00 AM
It mentioned Star Trek so.....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 14th, 2009
10:42:10 AM
Andy, Mitch has his own tv show its called 24
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
10:43:51 AM
AsimovLives
by NoHubris
Oct 14th, 2009
10:48:59 AM
Another vote for RSR
by Spherehead
Oct 14th, 2009
10:58:26 AM
baldwin was great..affleck most like the novels..ford..was ford.
by FleshMachine
Oct 14th, 2009
11:01:19 AM
I would club a baby seal if they remade RED OCTOBER
by zillabeast
Oct 14th, 2009
11:03:45 AM
Shia LeBouf should be Jack Ryan
by JoeSixPack
Oct 14th, 2009
11:16:44 AM
RSR was a brilliant novel
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
11:28:08 AM
no you aren't Joe
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 14th, 2009
11:30:28 AM
WILL JACK RYAN GET BEATEN UP EVERY 5 MINUTES?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 14th, 2009
11:30:30 AM
Sexybroughtback
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Oct 14th, 2009
11:34:18 AM
I hope Jack Ryan gets tortured to death
by kabong
Oct 14th, 2009
11:35:55 AM
I'd love to see fat old Alec Baldwin return to non-comedy film..
by Royston Lodge
Oct 14th, 2009
11:36:16 AM
"Miyamoto_Musashi"
by Andyb77
Oct 14th, 2009
11:58:20 AM
TAlNTLICK
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
12:24:11 PM
Miyamoto_Musashi
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
12:25:30 PM
But i can't resist this: TAINTLICK, remember, automatic moving c
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
12:30:44 PM
automatic moving chairs
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
12:31:17 PM
Jack Ryan not being very good at a fist fight would make sense
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
12:32:39 PM
I'd rather a Tremor Bros. sequel/prequel.
by riskebiz
Oct 14th, 2009
12:39:33 PM
"nicely layered plots of Clancy's books "
by frozen01
Oct 14th, 2009
12:43:44 PM
On another note...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 14th, 2009
12:45:50 PM
What's up with the Ford bashing, Beaks?
by MattmanBegins
Oct 14th, 2009
01:07:04 PM
And Sean Bean made Patriot Games awesome
by MattmanBegins
Oct 14th, 2009
01:10:32 PM
Ah, Fanboy Revisionism
by bre32
Oct 14th, 2009
01:22:35 PM
The Reason why Baldwin did not do Patroit Games is
by Professor_Bedlam
Oct 14th, 2009
01:22:55 PM
I wonder who it'll be.
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Oct 14th, 2009
01:35:14 PM
Where's my Mack Bolan movie?
by Chest_Rockwell
Oct 14th, 2009
01:39:56 PM
kwisatzhaderach
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 14th, 2009
01:53:53 PM
HEY ASSHOLE..THE ACTOR HAS A NAME
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Oct 14th, 2009
02:01:02 PM
A Red October remake doesn't have to be a bad thing...
by TheMightyMonarch
Oct 14th, 2009
02:09:05 PM
Just bring back Remo Williams
by palimpsest
Oct 14th, 2009
02:15:46 PM
Jack Ryan Debate
by CarrieSpechtatClassicFilmSchoo l
Oct 14th, 2009
02:16:53 PM
It's a sad day when even Harrison Ford
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 14th, 2009
02:22:34 PM
I love the crowing about "too young!" with Pine...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Oct 14th, 2009
02:24:23 PM
"It just... pissed me off."
by MattmanBegins
Oct 14th, 2009
02:35:49 PM
Dod Sno is quite the funny Zombie film
by thelordofhell
Oct 14th, 2009
02:40:15 PM
palimpsest
by thelordofhell
Oct 14th, 2009
02:43:41 PM
Hard to get too excited or bummed about this...
by HarryCalder
Oct 14th, 2009
02:46:45 PM
Mack Bolan/The Excecutioner
by Omar B
Oct 14th, 2009
04:18:08 PM
Ford
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 14th, 2009
04:39:39 PM
Do NOT Sell Ford Short!
by CarrieSpechtatClassicFilmSchoo l
Oct 14th, 2009
05:02:40 PM
Ford in Clear and Present Danger
by sith_rising
Oct 14th, 2009
05:05:47 PM
Royston Lodge
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
05:21:09 PM
It will not be visceral movie
by AsimovIsFuckingDead
Oct 14th, 2009
05:24:22 PM
Nasty In The Pasty
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
05:25:22 PM
AsimovIsFuckingDead
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
05:27:10 PM
TakingScorpiosCalls
by AsimovLives
Oct 14th, 2009
05:30:29 PM
AsimovLives
by AsimovIsFuckingDead
Oct 14th, 2009
05:36:55 PM
He's a little too much of a pretty boy for this IMHO
by Charlie_Allnut
Oct 14th, 2009
05:41:03 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
by TommyGavinsEgo
Oct 14th, 2009
05:51:28 PM
oh and y'know what?
by TommyGavinsEgo
Oct 14th, 2009
05:53:16 PM
But back on point...
by TommyGavinsEgo
Oct 14th, 2009
05:55:47 PM
and can we at least boot the bastard....
by TommyGavinsEgo
Oct 14th, 2009
05:57:30 PM
CarrieSpechtatClassicFilmSchoo
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 14th, 2009
06:30:20 PM
They should make "Without Remorse"...
by vettebro
Oct 14th, 2009
07:27:56 PM
Perhaps...
by vettebro
Oct 14th, 2009
07:30:08 PM
Next Star Trek movie idea...
by qweruiop
Oct 14th, 2009
08:33:22 PM
TommyGavinsEgo
by BurnHollywood
Oct 14th, 2009
08:38:16 PM
mack bolan yes
by mr. smith
Oct 14th, 2009
08:49:59 PM
Affleck was the worse kind of mistake!
by ZodNotGod
Oct 14th, 2009
09:44:46 PM
AsimovLives, what do you think about DiCaprio?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Oct 14th, 2009
10:05:28 PM
Wy do people blame Orci/Kurtzman for Transformers 2?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Oct 14th, 2009
10:09:08 PM
Can't Wait ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Oct 14th, 2009
10:25:36 PM
It's Irritating....
by Jaydog
Oct 14th, 2009
11:12:23 PM
John Clark...
by thebastard
Oct 14th, 2009
11:33:01 PM
Without Remorse
by thebastard
Oct 14th, 2009
11:35:25 PM
Matt Damon should totally play Ryan.
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 14th, 2009
11:51:04 PM
Without Remorse question
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 15th, 2009
12:44:43 AM
AsimovLives
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 15th, 2009
03:21:51 AM
It's strange....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 15th, 2009
03:34:09 AM
TommyGavinsEgo, you have an incridble low tolerance for other's
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:07:15 AM
Re: Wy do people blame Orci/Kurtzman for Transformers 2?
by AsimovIsFuckingDead
Oct 15th, 2009
05:08:00 AM
TommyGavinsEgo
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:11:25 AM
AsimovLives
by AsimovIsFuckingDead
Oct 15th, 2009
05:12:56 AM
Nasty In The Pasty
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:35:17 AM
This is a riot.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 15th, 2009
05:36:17 AM
TakingScorpiosCalls
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:41:21 AM
And just in case, AsimovIsFuckingDead is not me
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:43:08 AM
Sal_Bando, i'm from Almada, you idiot
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:47:21 AM
AsimovLives is not me
by AsimovIsFuckingDead
Oct 15th, 2009
05:54:48 AM
AsimovIsFuckingDead
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:54:55 AM
Of course he's not from Porto
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
05:58:46 AM
I don't know about Matt Damon as Jack Ryan
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
05:58:55 AM
Asimovisfuckingdead
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
06:01:49 AM
Oporto is where your PO Box is located.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 15th, 2009
06:07:56 AM
He has a Goat-themed john am sure.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 15th, 2009
06:09:36 AM
I can't believe you've had the balls to put that
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
06:09:59 AM
Not to say he ain't TRIED Jarv.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 15th, 2009
06:15:31 AM
I thought he was in SEMGLA
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
06:16:07 AM
I suppose his sister does bear a startling resemblance
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
06:41:59 AM
this is hysterical...
by just pillow talk
Oct 15th, 2009
06:42:12 AM
AsimovIsFuckingDead
by just pillow talk
Oct 15th, 2009
06:45:46 AM
Portugal
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 15th, 2009
06:47:13 AM
AsmovsLives
by AsimovIsFuckingDead
Oct 15th, 2009
06:50:21 AM
Almada from encarta:
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
06:59:49 AM
Dude_gimme_tabs
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
07:01:39 AM
Now we know Beaks votes Republican
by Wookie_Weed
Oct 15th, 2009
07:16:35 AM
I like how he thinks that being from Porto
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
07:24:16 AM
Jarv, thats some funny shite!
by toadkillerdog
Oct 15th, 2009
07:29:44 AM
other interesting facts about Almada
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
07:35:02 AM
Yawn
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
07:37:24 AM
Anyhow,
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
07:40:47 AM
Tony Almada?
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Oct 15th, 2009
07:44:02 AM
Asimov is founder member of the Tony Ferrino fan club
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
07:48:29 AM
Lost Jarv, shouldn't you be getting fucked in the ass?
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
08:20:05 AM
Sacrilege Beaks!
by MurderMostFowl
Oct 15th, 2009
08:20:46 AM
Lost Jarv, i hope you meet someone from Porto
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
08:23:42 AM
Xenophobe?
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
08:29:00 AM
Lost Jarv is trying to impress DocPazuzu again
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
08:36:37 AM
I wonder why you're so obsessed with me
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
08:38:13 AM
I sort of worry that you're touching your naughty place
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
08:40:23 AM
Jarv
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 15th, 2009
09:23:28 AM
Totally agree about Ronaldo
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
09:30:31 AM
Easy Tiger!!!!
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Oct 15th, 2009
09:37:15 AM
Lost Jarv, vai levar nas bordas
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
10:15:17 AM
Dude_gimme_tabs
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
10:17:54 AM
I have a problem with Chris Pine playing Jack Ryan!
by Fareal
Oct 15th, 2009
10:24:59 AM
Lost Jarv, it's not an obsession, you fucking idiot
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
10:27:05 AM
Lost Jarv é um aut~pico na cueca
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
10:28:17 AM
Lost Jarv é um autêntico pico na cueca
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
10:29:56 AM
HIlarious:
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
10:38:18 AM
"Seester for saille, only 5 escudo"
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
10:39:32 AM
"I lika de Alien v Predita: Reeectume"
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
10:41:32 AM
BurnHollywood
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
10:56:01 AM
hope this is the last time i talk about Skank Trek in here.
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
10:58:27 AM
"It doesn't matter if you make your point intelligently,"
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
10:59:54 AM
When i read the title of the talkback i though were talking abou
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
11:01:17 AM
Lost Jarv, if you weren't DocPazuzu's bitch
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
11:03:31 AM
Lost Jarv é uma puta de pernas sempre abertas
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
11:04:07 AM
I'll talk here about Skank Trek ONLY IN REGARD to Chris Pine
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
11:05:52 AM
Kark Urban got good reviews for his work in OUT OF THE BLUE
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
11:14:33 AM
Karl Urban, i mean
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
11:15:04 AM
Hey, Asimov...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Oct 15th, 2009
11:16:12 AM
"Come on, man. Do it for Portugal."
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
11:47:04 AM
New Zealand?
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
11:54:33 AM
if not for Portugal...
by just pillow talk
Oct 15th, 2009
12:01:40 PM
Once upon a time,
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2009
12:06:46 PM
Beaks=Idiot
by kbass
Oct 15th, 2009
12:29:05 PM
AssLives should take grammar lessons....
by DrMorbius
Oct 15th, 2009
01:14:56 PM
This fucking gimp is JACK RYAN?
by TheAngryMovieNerd
Oct 15th, 2009
01:57:24 PM
DrMorbius
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
04:04:30 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
04:08:22 PM
I still think they got the wrong guy from the Enterprise
by AsimovLives
Oct 15th, 2009
04:09:42 PM
Chris Pine...
by ThereWolf
Oct 15th, 2009
05:13:55 PM
Mammaries of Mommy eating Goat shit and watchin' Trek.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 15th, 2009
05:24:02 PM
Dang, Beaks, you're kind of a dick
by D.Vader
Oct 15th, 2009
07:12:25 PM
KIND of a dick? Most people here are.
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 15th, 2009
07:52:00 PM
"My love for my country is not based on such bullshit"
by Xiphos_2
Oct 15th, 2009
08:41:53 PM
lmfao...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Oct 15th, 2009
09:42:24 PM
Wow, lockes
by Lost Jarv
Oct 16th, 2009
02:41:21 AM
Asi
by just pillow talk
Oct 16th, 2009
06:36:36 AM
"No, I ees Capitan Portugal"
by Lost Jarv
Oct 16th, 2009
08:30:02 AM
those Portuguese will fuck anything
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 16th, 2009
04:36:34 PM
Sterling performance, Jarv.
by DocPazuzu
Oct 17th, 2009
12:10:43 PM

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