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Watch America Bomb The Moon
Friday 7:30am ET/4:30am PT!!

I am – Hercules!!

Just a reminder that NASA will blow up the moon this morning at 4:30am PT. Government scientists are super-extra-angry at the smug and deceitful moonmen because they refuse to share their water with us, forcing American astronauts to drink their own urine!

If you’re too lazy to look out a window, NASA TV (channel 283 on DirecTV) is offering full coverage. A preview:






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This is one small bomb for man.
by Lashlarue
Oct 9th, 2009
02:20:12 AM
Watch as we wake up the giant black slab
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 9th, 2009
02:31:55 AM
watch as America flushes a giant chunk of change down the toilet
by natecore
Oct 9th, 2009
02:34:46 AM
And stay tuned for Intergalactic War!
by the_patriot
Oct 9th, 2009
02:44:02 AM
watch as we all drown cuz of tide shifts.
by alice133
Oct 9th, 2009
02:48:12 AM
Mr. Show really WAS ahead of its time!!!
by JimStansel
Oct 9th, 2009
03:00:29 AM
Fuck, what if aliens live inside the moon?
by dailysportspages
Oct 9th, 2009
03:14:51 AM
as was the gi joe toon
by CreamCheeseAlchemist
Oct 9th, 2009
03:20:05 AM
The Tick
by Johnny Smith
Oct 9th, 2009
03:23:01 AM
The prophecies of Thundarr the Barbarian have come to pass!
by Jobacca
Oct 9th, 2009
03:32:16 AM
Damn you, Jobacca...
by Skraggo
Oct 9th, 2009
03:59:38 AM
Makin' our own crater
by thelordofhell
Oct 9th, 2009
04:01:21 AM
The Moon deserves it
by buffywrestling
Oct 9th, 2009
04:38:53 AM
What, no SPACE: 1999 jokes?!?
by KnightShift
Oct 9th, 2009
04:47:06 AM
Lunar Leisure?
by JohnIan
Oct 9th, 2009
05:11:19 AM
President Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize.
by Shan
Oct 9th, 2009
06:09:03 AM
Been done before. Never found anything interesting.
by V'Shael
Oct 9th, 2009
06:10:29 AM
Don't take Buscemi with you...
by spud mcspud
Oct 9th, 2009
06:20:26 AM
Who's next to BOMB?
by Rocky_Horror
Oct 9th, 2009
06:26:50 AM
What, no link to Mr. Shows "Blow Up The Moon" Skit?
by Jinxo
Oct 9th, 2009
06:33:38 AM
Wow. Nothing happened.
by Ronald Raygun
Oct 9th, 2009
06:40:53 AM
That was quite unspectacular...
by zebra
Oct 9th, 2009
06:55:25 AM
Still...
by Jinxo
Oct 9th, 2009
07:00:49 AM
yeah, fuck those aliens!
by The_Crimson_King
Oct 9th, 2009
07:14:13 AM
"The moon is cool."
by PennsyDeux
Oct 9th, 2009
07:41:17 AM
NASA's Going To Be Firing a Rocket Up Someone's Moon?!
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
07:59:24 AM
Rock Hound.... Iron Ferrite's a Bitch...
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
08:00:35 AM
spud mcspud: Sarah Jane Starts Up Again Soon...
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
08:01:33 AM
Can NASA bomb Sheri Moon please?
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Oct 9th, 2009
08:43:05 AM
Obviously Its A Cover Story
by HermesTrismestigus
Oct 9th, 2009
08:48:34 AM
...cuz ya DON'T MESS AROUND...
by Don_Logan
Oct 9th, 2009
09:09:35 AM
Wasnt this tried in The Time Machine?
by gusborwig
Oct 9th, 2009
09:37:06 AM
I blame Kanye West
by Guy Gaduois
Oct 9th, 2009
09:49:52 AM
Hopefully this will lead to a full scale Invasion!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Oct 9th, 2009
10:18:01 AM
WE ALREADY HAVE WATER
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2009
10:18:59 AM
This just in...
by butterbean
Oct 9th, 2009
10:22:30 AM
FUCK THE MOON!
by MrMysteryGuest
Oct 9th, 2009
10:28:03 AM
We're giving them damn moon people what they deserve!
by MrMysteryGuest
Oct 9th, 2009
10:29:48 AM
Mr. Show
by 10thDoctor
Oct 9th, 2009
10:34:06 AM
THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO MJ
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2009
10:37:09 AM
Supporting Polanski is an Affront to MJ
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
10:43:40 AM
POLANSKI SHOULD BE SENT TO THE MOON
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2009
10:54:03 AM
We should send people instead of bombs.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 9th, 2009
11:10:17 AM
That 1970s issue of Popular Mechanics was full of shit.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 9th, 2009
11:11:52 AM
Demon dogs!
by ebonic_plague
Oct 9th, 2009
11:20:18 AM
Send me, I'm an officially licensed Moon Master!
by ebonic_plague
Oct 9th, 2009
11:24:59 AM
General Zod is dead
by Donkey_Lasher
Oct 9th, 2009
11:28:52 AM
M-O-O-N, that spells
by Donkey_Lasher
Oct 9th, 2009
11:30:21 AM
aint it sexy legs
by mattforce7
Oct 9th, 2009
11:54:49 AM
You know what's gonna happen
by Dr.DirtyD
Oct 9th, 2009
11:59:50 AM
A bunch of scientist get more work to do...
by Dr.DirtyD
Oct 9th, 2009
12:00:20 PM
I Heard A Girl Almost Crying Because This Upset Her So Much
by Crow3711
Oct 9th, 2009
12:11:36 PM
...Would you miss it?...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Oct 9th, 2009
12:19:13 PM
Hope they didn't hit..
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Oct 9th, 2009
12:21:26 PM
Al-Qaeda's Moonbase Needs to Be Destroyed!
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
12:24:57 PM
Send In Harry Stamper to Get the Job Done
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
12:26:14 PM
STAND BY EVERYBODY I WILL SOON HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2009
12:30:35 PM
Just keep Steve Railsback at home, too.
by PennsyDeux
Oct 9th, 2009
12:37:39 PM
AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, DON'T REMOTE-DETONATE ANYTHING!
by PennsyDeux
Oct 9th, 2009
12:39:10 PM
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
by rememberface
Oct 9th, 2009
12:46:04 PM
Steve Railsback has a lifetime pass...
by Kirbymanly
Oct 9th, 2009
12:51:26 PM
Breaking news: Missile misses the moon completely
by Hint_of_Smegma
Oct 9th, 2009
01:06:02 PM
Do we actually know what is happening?
by ebonic_plague
Oct 9th, 2009
01:14:38 PM
Obama Has Brought Peace to the MOON!!!!
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Oct 9th, 2009
01:25:53 PM
It's a disgrace that President Obama receives the Peace Prize...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 9th, 2009
01:38:39 PM
We're earthlings....
by TheKyzer
Oct 9th, 2009
01:51:11 PM
MISSING MOON PLUME!
by NoHubris
Oct 9th, 2009
01:54:28 PM
BTW Nobel Peace Prize is for peace on Earth...
by NoHubris
Oct 9th, 2009
01:57:57 PM
waste of money
by poopsies
Oct 9th, 2009
02:01:07 PM
The Moon is just a big beach in space
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 9th, 2009
02:22:29 PM
Can't Believe I'm Giving Props to Howard Stern...
by Deandome
Oct 9th, 2009
02:23:27 PM
NUKE THEM! NUKE THEM NOW!
by ricarleite2
Oct 9th, 2009
02:34:21 PM
ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE!
by ricarleite2
Oct 9th, 2009
02:38:18 PM
The mission wasn't to find water...
by Alientoast
Oct 9th, 2009
02:57:39 PM
Tomorrow's front-page headline...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 9th, 2009
03:00:21 PM
GODDAMNIT, ALIENTOAST!!!!
by westie
Oct 9th, 2009
03:06:50 PM
WATCH AMERICA WASTE 79 MILLION DOLLARS DURING A RECESSION
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Oct 9th, 2009
03:06:56 PM
Would blowing up the moon...
by DocPazuzu
Oct 9th, 2009
03:51:43 PM
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
by Sithdan
Oct 9th, 2009
04:04:51 PM
It's offical.....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 9th, 2009
05:08:06 PM
We're EarthLINGS...we should be blowing up Earth THINGS!
by Voice O. Reason
Oct 9th, 2009
05:49:32 PM
But we ran out of ideas, for Earth THINGS....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 9th, 2009
06:35:51 PM
LOL it didn't work. FAIL
by zillabeast
Oct 9th, 2009
06:53:56 PM
They never asked Marvin....
by westie
Oct 9th, 2009
07:13:36 PM
how could you post a story like that...
by smackfu
Oct 9th, 2009
07:26:24 PM
Crow3711
by smackfu
Oct 9th, 2009
07:35:35 PM
Probe goes boom when it hits the moon, no plume...
by BurnHollywood
Oct 9th, 2009
07:35:48 PM
It failed?
by Jamie McBain
Oct 9th, 2009
07:38:20 PM
I'm upset about this
by CherryValance
Oct 9th, 2009
08:10:52 PM
UH-OH
by Rex_Nimrod
Oct 9th, 2009
08:29:57 PM
Like Obama, this Moon Bomb was all HYPE, zero RESULTS
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Oct 9th, 2009
08:42:18 PM
i watch 2001
by frank cotton
Oct 9th, 2009
09:28:05 PM
Chairface?
by maelstrom_ZERO
Oct 9th, 2009
09:38:35 PM
smackfu
by DocPazuzu
Oct 10th, 2009
12:12:59 AM
Where is all the Obama hate?
by Dapper Swindler
Oct 10th, 2009
12:34:27 AM
The Republcnutters are all fuming on Rush sites.
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 10th, 2009
02:17:27 AM
1
by astrologic25
Oct 10th, 2009
11:45:02 AM
fg
by astrologic25
Oct 10th, 2009
11:45:19 AM
NASA is not spending those $ on production values
by browncoat_skyfan
Oct 10th, 2009
05:16:57 PM
Maybe....
by Emperor_Ovaltine
Oct 10th, 2009
05:17:19 PM
Where's the LOVE, people??
by spud mcspud
Oct 10th, 2009
06:38:53 PM
Michael Bay should have been Mission Director for this one
by spud mcspud
Oct 10th, 2009
06:41:12 PM
And about this finding water thing...
by spud mcspud
Oct 10th, 2009
06:44:33 PM
Most pathetic fucking Talkback ever...
by BurnHollywood
Oct 10th, 2009
11:39:18 PM
If Obama can get the Peace Prize for not bringing peace...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 11th, 2009
02:21:29 PM
New moon settlements = new jobs???
by Triple_J_72
Oct 11th, 2009
02:29:29 PM
Geez, BurnHollywood......
by westie
Oct 11th, 2009
10:59:22 PM
westie
by BurnHollywood
Oct 12th, 2009
03:15:29 AM
BurnHollywood....
by westie
Oct 13th, 2009
07:38:39 AM

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