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Does TOOTH FAIRY Really Look Shittier Than This New Trailer For ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKUEL??
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we put alot of effort into them, hope you enjoy it as much as my work on batman
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"Munk yourself"??? What the fuck does that even mean? And these Chipmunks like fucking human women and female chipmunks? Well, for all the beastiality humans have committed, I suppose we owe the animal kingdom a few free passes, ok. I'm still trying to get around the dodgeball scene however. For that chimpmunk to catch the ball means he has the strength of 10,000 'munks. That scares me!
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with the lit5tlw skirt and leg warmers. squeaking oh god oh god
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didn't hate the Tooth Fairy trailer? Sure it looks crap, but it can't be worse than Transformers 2 right? Right?
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...get stuffed in some college girls' (and frat boys') orifices.
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though, you douche
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I think they both look the right side of bad. And let's face it, THEY'RE MADE FOR 10 YEAR OLDS!!!
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... so he could see this.
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the Robert Zemeckis / Jim Carey steaming heap of mo-cap diarrhea coming this Christmas.
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Animation looked pretty good to - at least it's not motion captured.
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I really like David Cross, but he really sold his soul w/ Alvin & Alvin II (and Scary Movie, I guess). All the same, Fettster_uk is right - they are kids movies. I've never understood why this site feels it necessary to pay even passing attention to animated kids movies like Alvin or G-Force or Avatar.
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Alvin and the gang become addicted to Walnuts, and they get involved in the illegal walnut trafficking world, running nuts, smuggling nuts, mixing nuts, ROASTING nuts, etc. "Who needs reasons when you've got walnuts?"
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We all masturbated to the Chipettes, don't worry
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I would like to officially put an MPB out for Mr. Lee, who disappeared a couple of years back.
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decapitate them all!! http://sickpicks.blogspot.com/
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So he could direct this. All the little Chipmunks fucking in masks. That would be awesome.
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I was pleasantly surprised by this trailer, after the less-than-stellar teaser. I can't tell if it's my imagination, but the munks don't look as detailed in the animation this time around, which is my only real gripe. Their faces are slightly more expressive, which humanizes them, sure, but I loved in the first one that they looked like chipmunks first and humans second, right down to the little animation tics wher they would do little real chipmunk moves with their feet and such absently while carrying on a conversation. Their fur was more detailed in the original too. HOWEVER - I'm reserving judgment because the animation wasn't totally finished when they did the first set of trailers for the first one, right down to Alvin lacking soap bubbles in the trailer but covered with them in the actual movie for his shower scene (rowr!).Jett93, if you are serious that you really did any of the design work for the munks, I gotta shake your hand. It was a really good animation job, and the movements and tics in the original movie worked so well to bring the characters to life. I really was disapointed with the blu-ray release (which I have) that there was no animation feature - esp. since I saw some kind of animation feature on Showtime I think about how they worked so hard to craft the munks' distinctive look and give them realiastic fur and sutff.Still, good job on the work you did - it paid off for this fan who went in with a hyper-critical eye just LOOKING for an out-of-character moment or movement. I found none of their!For those who ask, yes, Uncle Ian Wolf is back in this one (David Cross), and I couldn't be happier. It is actually my hope that Ian helps the boys out this time, as opposed to trying to conquer the world with them AGAIN. Ian wasn't a bad guy - just a victim of his industry and the wrong person to be a dad for three ... chipmunks.TOOTH FAIRY looks no worse than THE SANTA CLAUSE, to me. It's the same damn movie, and that one is considered a classic that's aired again and again on tv and spawnerd three total movies.Now, as for the SQUEAKUEL, the gags in this worked - and I am dying already to hear "Spin Me" and "If You Like It" - CHIPETTES. My only concern is that I hope they didn't rush the animation this time, because the guys don't look as incorporated into their environments as they did in the original. But I'm nitting a bit bevause I really want this to be good. COME ON, GUYS - TWO FOR TWO! Reach me at spymunk@gmail.com
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Don't MINCE words, Chesterfield, what do you *really* think about A Christmas Carol? LMMFAO. :)
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...you know, one of those high pitched farts that just gets progressively louder and higher pitched.
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Nah, I'm gay. The Chipettes just made me jealous they could get the guys' attention. Plus, with the exception of the odd all-girl episode ()bleah!) the wank-factor was higher for chipmunk content with the guys. Alvin's the bad one who gives you a thrill. Theodore's the project - you're gonna fix him! And Simon, well, he's the intellectual with raw animal passion. Rrrrr indeed.
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Let the man fulfill his destiny already.
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Oct 02, 2009 10:54:21 AM CDT
Uh, it wasn't too bad until the Chipettes assaulted my eyeballs
by feralangel
They're proof that characters which more-or-less work okay as drawings can easily morph into full-blown three-dimensional visual nightmares when rendered in CGI. Gaahhh! Scary! Not cute - scary! I had a dog once who made a point of killing the chipmunks who burrowed under our shrubs. Duke, where are you when I need you????
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What the hell is with everyone on here stealing my thunder about thinking of chipmunks fucking? Did I wake up in an alternate chipmunk-fetish universe? Me & John Waters were there first, bitches. Now STFU!
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Oct 02, 2009 10:54:42 AM CDT
It's such a shame that Jason Lee died
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
Or, at least, i like to think that he died. Sometime after 2006, in fact.R.I.P Jason Lee
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It's not intended for the older, cynical crowd that frequent this site and I count myself a member of. I think it will be fine for the four year old's who will ask to see it and great for the parents who want to take them out to the movies. Think about how terrible all those Disney movies must have seemed like back in the day, and now we have nostalgia for them now. Sure times have changed, and perhaps we should expect more from our film experiences but perhaps its only that the older generation cant adapt to the changing landscape, or remember what it was like to be young. Sure, I'd love to see a return to the time of practical effects and messed up freaky stuff like Labyrinth, but we'll have Where the Wild Things Are soon enough, so just be glad that its not lost forever.
I think kids will remember some of these movies fondly when they grow up, partly from remembering how happy it made them then and partly from how ridiculous it was to like it. Maybe I'm not as jaded as the rest of you, but I think there's room in the cinematic landscape for a little fluff now and then. -
The brainless assholes at NBC cancelled My Name Is Earl for The Office copy Parks & Recreation (Which is on the bubble for being cancelled, good call NBC suits), so hey it's a paycheck, and as already mentioned, IT's A KIDS MOVIE, jeez so it looks like crap who is really gonna go see this? Parents with their kids...oh yea I got three kids...damnit I'm gonna wind up taking them!!!!
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Wait... You and John Waters fucked a chipmunk? This is a story I have to hear. Don't worry man, I got time.
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Jason Lee is the weakest part of this film series Sadly, he doesn't capture Dave Believe it or not, Dave's actually pretty developed over the course of the tv show, the albums, etc. Dave's got an angrier streak (it was watered down significantly for the animated series in the 80s, but is full-board in the orignal THE ALVIN SHOW).HAVE A LISTEN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfTGozskHMBy the end of the song, Dave's having a total mental breakdown. The thing is, Lee plays him more as a hapless oaf. And here he totally loses it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux_ooo_E_SgThe thing is, I think Luke Wilson would be a better choice, myself He could do the angry, I think.
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Chipmunk Facts
Mating takes place in March. The gestation period is 31 days. 3 to 5 young are born. At the age of 10 days, the young chipmunks begin to grow hair. Their ears open on the 28th day of life, and eyes open at 33 days. The young stay with their mother until they are 4-7 weeks old, at which time they begin to forage on their own. Young chipmunks are fully grown by three months. Within five months, the young will mature to adult size and be ready to breed the following spring.
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But the reality is far less lurid. John Waters did an interview for DETALS magazine where he confessed to having an intense sexual fetish for Alvin Seville, to the point wher he even says in the interview he got a gift from one of the original animators (though he wouldn't say from which version) of Alvin jerking off and cumming.
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Do NOT make me wiki this shit.
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What are you trying to do, make me pass out from the HEAT you're throwing? :) Say it again, this time with italics and bold on the word 'breed'
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That you've shared that stroy alone has made my day complete. Thank you.
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Ah fuck it... the damage is already done. Might as well grin and bare it.
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But the thing is, you're totally right - and I'm not a cynic. My experience with the first movie has been that every single person I've actually gotten to sit down and watch it - through bribes, cajoling, etc. - has ended up saying that it was either really good OR if they're just that cynical that it was "nowhere near as bad as they thought." I thought it was a VERY succesful film at bridging the kid/adult gap and that a lot of the humor in it that pokes fun at the music industry really carries over to an adult audience. Give ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS a try - you might find out you're laughing and singing along. Even those three cartoon dudes who snidely and cynically reviw movies, one of them said he felt like clapping after the acapella version of "Funky Town' - and my audience actually DID have people clapping all the times I saw it in the theater at that part. :)
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http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/waters-confesses-chipmunk-fantasy_1066112
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I'm disappointed by the negative title for this thread. What's worse is that since it's the ONLY topic on AaTC in here, I have to post here. Any chance the title could be made a little more pleasant for those of us who AREN'T miserable cynics?
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Dude, Rule 34 (or is it 43?) It's out there That one "definition web page" even goes so far as to use as an example of the rule that the person in the example is asking for RESCUE RANGER porn. I prefer ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS, myself. RESCUE RANGERS' Chip or Dale will do on a cold night, but they lack the charisma and charm of the three brothers who rock (I've always said AaTC should be made into a video beating the shit out of the Jonas Brothers or Hanson).
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Seriously? Why? I mean does it really matter who plays the human in this movie? At least they could get the guy born to play the role not Jason Lee.
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In fact, I think it may have given me cancer.
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I'd pay to see that parody, if only for the inevitable bag-filled-with-walnuts going up someone's ass. BRITNEY FULL OF NUTS.
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I thought at first he'd be a good choice, but the thing is - he's got auch a creepy air about him when he isn't being Mr. Tanner that it won't work. Dave is a loving father despite the fact that he goes nuts and loses his temper. I really do think Luke Wilson could do the right combo of nice and insanely angry.
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You're welcome RE: sharing thre story, but it's not like you couldn't tell given the fact that my nickname here and in the chat room has Munk in the name, could you?
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I'm actually discussing ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS with people. I could honestly not be happier right now. I get crapped on here for my love of these characters so much, but at least people are communicating with me now. And really, is it any more or less ridiculous on an inherent level than obsessing over WOLVERINE?
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It looked like BETH COOPER was a movie that had its heart in the right place - going away from the teen comedies filled with swearing and sex scenes - and, you know, actually being about love. But they dropped by thw ball by getting an unappealing cast and writing insipid dialogue, and showing the ending in an extended clip at the end of the trailer revealing the final resolution for the main character and the title character ROVK! :(
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We're only a few posts away from getting this one into the top ten on the right side of the screen. I've never been an instigator in increasing the flow of traffic like that - COME ON! LET'S DO IT!
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John Waters looks creepy in that photo. I don't know if it's because the flash from the camera has highlighted his face just his face or what, but man.
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The munks don't wear pants. Go back all the way through to the first version on tv, THE ALVIN SHOW, where they got their signature look. Before then ,they were drawn all sorts of different ways - and as more realistic animals, might I add - but they were pantsless from ALVIN SHOW on. Personally, I prefer the lurid nature of them being pantsless, not to mention it's much more "easy access."
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= job done. In the same way that 2012 is for retards. And talkbackers love them some 'splosions.
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Alvin et al have to save the world from ... a ... year? Naw, you're right - it's too ridiculous for an ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS plot.
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Just a few more posts and we're in the top 10!
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It LOOKS like this thread SHOULD be eclipsing the one on the top right bottom of the little top 10 box. I'm going to experiment like a major tool now.
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ehhhh I don't really care. But since that Seth Green leech landed that Garfield gig. Studio's seem to think they need to find some young upstart to connect with the kiddies with these movies. Actually I'd think the Mac boy would be a good Dave. You only say Saget is creepy because of his jokes, but he doesn't come off Creepy as all unless he's trying to. Also I've never seen the movie, probably never will just waiting to see what Kevin Smith thinks about Jason Lee's new career in midocrity (though it's pretty much been that the whole time now he's just rich). Kudos though for getting Cameron! That terrible movie she was in with Lucy Lu was the fucking BOMB! for the first five minutes then turned into the worst movie ever made.
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I just watched the trailer on silent while "Jody's got your girl and gone" played in the background. And it kicked ass. No really.
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There we go!
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First off, when you say "The Mac Boy" I assume you mean the Mac ads "I'm a Mac / I'm a PC" - that's actor Justin Long ... who, by the waay, is the voice of Alvin in these movies! ;) So, you were close with your casting but not 100 percent - and it'd be weird if both of them had the exact same inflection, if possibly cheaper for studio minded exectuives.
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I -love- the casting on the Chipettes. Not so fond of their look for the new movie - their blow-dry fur and puffed-out faces don't appeal to me (wonder why!) as much as the guys. But, hey, that's just my preference. I'm also so happy Anna Farris is in this. ;)
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Only 600+ posts to get to #1!
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And you know, they say that if you put on "Dark Side of the Moon" while watching the first ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS la/cg movie, then ... you're a tool with nothing better to do with his time. :) Seriously, not going after you there. Just going for the funny.
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It was a happy accident that I was watching the trailer on silent while... oh fuck it. I've signed up for Chipmunk porn already I might as well accept that I'm a loner who tries to sync up random music and moving images.
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Yeah I knew long dong was one of the voices thats why I made the connection. So Cameron Richardson is not in the sequel? Well there go all the dads going to see the movie with their kids.
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It's a kids movie. As such I will bring a kid to see it. Watch it myself through a kids eyes and most likely enjoy it. As I did the first one.
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That way all of this could just be over. This makes me really tired.
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It's ok. The initial admission is the toughest part, and you've already done that. Once you let the 3 Divinities into your heart, soul and balls, you'll be that much happier. Welcome, brother. Welcome.
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Is that Justin Long (Alvin) is on-again off-again putting it to Drew Barrymore, who WAS at one point going to be one of the Chipettes. But they broke up, I guess, so now it's Anna Faris, Christina Applegate and Amy Poehler. I'm good with those three though!!!
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You're exactly right that what you describe is the best way to see it. Not having kids, I couldn't do that, but I did notice during a repeat performance that the usual hellionic behavior of the children in the audience - getting up to pee, running down the aisles - was dead-stopped for the movie, meaning they were engaged. Unlike UP, which seemed to bore the living fuck out of every kid and make it an intolerable experience for them AND the adults. How it got so much critical praise I don't know, because at my viewing it was wall-to-wall fidgeters who "gotta pee, momma" the entire time.
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This is by far the most fucked up talkback I've ever seen.
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The trouble is, if there really were a nuclear war like you seem to long for, then every DAY of your life - if you survived - would feature real-life mutant singing chipmunks. Of course, they'd probably resemble the Parody Munks in DISASTER MOVIE more than the original cuties. Yeah, I said "cuties" just to mess with you.
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I hope more people start posting in this thread. ADMIT YOU LOVE THE CHIPMUNKS!
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And it's even cooler because it's alllllll truuuuuue.
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The only 'splosions I care about watching these three guys is ... ok, no, no, I can't even type it. You'll just have to let your imagination guide you.
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Good whacking when i was young. good whacking...
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I'm a sad case. I can't stop rewatching this.
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Was a fan of the cartoon. Never saw the first movie. But it looks like the chipmunks. I mean they where never great entertainment.
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gotta eat.
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Wow - I'm honestly surprised people are admitting that sort of thing on here. I'm pleased! I feel like I'm not so alone in remember my own past ... uh ... whackiness.
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How are you, sir! I'll agree with the first half but not the secon for obvious reasons.
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Yes, but others who might've been better for the role do, too!
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I don't despise Lee. I just find him rather empty in the first movie. And he never truly blows his top like Dave, despite being treated pretty badly from time to time in the first movie.
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How dare any of you have an opinion
outside of me. This movie has been made for the young ones your wives and girlfriends (if you have them) shit out on a regular basis. they are designed to be as dumb as the population watching them. If this was to be made in the UK it would not be so dumb, and the chipmonks would talk politics and sizzle issues such as tax reform, but because it involves americana it revolves around people eating shit and fisting there sisters, oh how you will laugh you dumb muddle bums. Why do you continue to get these productions ? because America is the dumbest nation on earth. and monkey see chipmonk do.
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I don't get it.
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"How far would YOU go for a friend?"
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"Go munk yourself" means whacking off - hmmmm. You know, there are so many different slang terms for it, but whacking off was always my favorite. Maybe it's because I'm nuts about horror movies, but WHACK always felt like the best term.
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"Go munk yourself" means whacking off - hmmmm. You know, there are so many different slang terms for it, but whacking off was always my favorite. Maybe it's because I'm nuts about horror movies, but WHACK always felt like the best term.
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... considering how many people here are posting about whacking to Britney or Alvin, stuffing them in orifices, etc. I'm not one for orifice stuffing, at all, but whacking, sure. Why not, if only to upset Mr. FTW!
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Oct 02, 2009 1:06:03 PM CDT
So we're five more messages away from reaching the halfway point
by thusspakespymunk
So I'm going to be posting a few short, random thoughts. Do you guys think the animation is my imagination as far as not looknig QUITE as detailed as the first go around?
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Any idea if the soundtrack is coming out concurrent with the movie, or before or after? I cant find release info.
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Seriously, it's possible to enjoy a movie like AaTC withotu being an idiot. One of the reasons it did so well was because it CROSSED those kinds o boundaries. I hope the sequel will do the same.
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... And this unhealthy obsession can relax for a minute or two
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Oct 02, 2009 1:11:11 PM CDT
Wow - We're Caught up with a thread about PARKS AND RECREATION
by thusspakespymunk
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... we're past it. :)
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NOW we should be past it.
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get on YouTube and download the old "toof fairy" sketch from SNL with Eddie Murphy. Comedy genius.
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I'm speaking of this talkback and not the movie
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I've already watched this trailer five times, and it just keeps getting more and more adorable. Say what you will about it, but I think this movie looks like a lot of fun. What was that song the Chipettes sang at the end? It's really catchy.
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...I'm dosed up on over-the-counter medication but that trailer actually looked quite funny. I didn't enjoy it enough to have sexual fantasies or anything but sure, it looked like a bit of a lark, chipmunk-chatting-up-human-women aside.
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Like him as an actor (though not in a piece of shit like this), but I lost a lot of respect for him when I found out he was a Scientologist.
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Dude, the Single Ladies song is bugging this country the fuck out. That shit at the end with the Chipettes was HILARIOUS man. ThusSpakeSpymunk is right on the 1st flick, it's nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. Not a "good" movie but not bad. Glad I saw it on cable and didn't shell out cash for a ticket though.
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Funny how kids movies will never stop using slang to get a cheap laugh outta audiences. "OMG HE SAID WHAT WE SAID BUT HE'S NOT BLACK LOL."
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The song is "Single Ladies" by Beyonce. It's on her latest album "I Am Sasha Fierce".
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Oct 02, 2009 2:04:11 PM CDT
I would rather see children fondled by Harry Knowles than..
by badcandlejack
Converse with you ignorant talentless sluts. The sound my cock makes when i masterbate makes more sence at this point than anything anyone on this website can muster. I will record the sound and make a remix and put it on youtube and get millions of hits. the earth has hit critical mass and the singularity and alfa and omega have become untwined and forever more we spiral down into oblivion. while desperately trying to reach people via 1s and 0s to give them our "important" opinions.
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He has a pretty good blog entry about his decision to do this movie:
http://www.bobanddavid.com/2007/12/allllllviiiiin.html
I mean, be fucking honest. He wanted to buy a house, but didn't have the money. Why? Because he's spent his career building indie cred doing brilliant TV shows that get canceled and stand-up comedy in college towns. That doesn't pay all that well. Then he got offered a silly little role in a sleek big-budget piece of Hollywood product, and they gave him the money to buy the house. What would you all fucking do?
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Say it ain't so?! They already stole Beck away from me. Crazy assholes!
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Was MunkMyDick.com taken? Stay classy, Fox.
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Oct 02, 2009 2:39:18 PM CDT
So Jason, how's that Scientology thing working out for ya?
by shut the fuck up donny
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THIS SHIT IS NOT FOR HARDCORE MOVIEGOERS. $300,000 profit worldwide= 3 or more squekquel. But fuck this, where's the SMURFS at?
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but if this is what i have to take my future kids to watch... hey... at least it isn't fucking pokimon
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It's the most overrated piece of shit that has ever entered my ears and I wish to God that it would just GO AWAY.
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Granted, they could be good kids movies as Pixar and Dreamworks has proven, but most of the time I expect total shit for kids movies.
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and that will give me more time to shoot heroin into my eyeballs and buy underage goat porn. So I am all for it...
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'Muskrat Love' was the harbinger of 'Chipmunk Porn'....keep your eyes on Vermont for what's coming next....
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I would love nothing more than to take each of those chipmunks, place their little heads under the heel of my boot then slowly apply pressure until CRACK-SPLAT!
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The way that last one did.
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He looks disturbingly similar to a young Chevy Chase. Also, what a cheat, the Chipettes get a cameo on the trailer? Stupid!
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Will never be as good as this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMKiaEEsVrM
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...which they then reveal in the trailer. And also in the previous teaser.
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If you know, what's going to happen already.
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Your schtick quickly went from mildly amusing to just plain sad. You designed The Tumbler, rewrote The Dark Knight and designed The Joker, rewrote the Transformers movies, and designed the Chipmunks? Really? How about NO. No, you did not. The only person who worked on Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Transformers, and Alvin and the Chipmunks was stuntman Rick Miller. You are not Rick Miller. You did not design anything or rewrite anything. You are a sad little person desperate for attention. And so help me Xenu, don't even think of pulling the "I wasn't credited because I'm too modest" line. You are woefully and completely full of shit and it's time to stop.
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Come on, he comes out of retirement for the Tooth Fairy? Billy Crystal, you sadden me.
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I hope he doesn't ever see the trailer for this one, I don't think I could sit through it and I know he will whine until I take him. Why is there an article about it on AICN? Can someone suggest a replacement website? This one is.....I don't even know what it is, I only come here out of habit.
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We all know he didn't do any of those things. I think it does him more pain and harm to humor him than to fight him. Fighting him gives him attention - humoring him brings him to question whether ANYONE who believes his lies really does believe them or not - hopefully leading to a total mental collapse for the lying, worthless pieece of shit. See? My version hurts him mentally, which hurts more.
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There is no god.
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... I would love to see exactly what it would take to make the chipmunks appeal to hardcore AICN freaks. They'd have to be covered in weapons, chrome, explosive materials, etc. They would have eyes like the original drawings of the TNMT, sneering and angry at all times. They would butcher everyone, scream loudly like the guys in 300, swear constanty - and, of course, they'd be totally racsit/sexist/homophobic. Yeah, that's why you guys are wonderfully irrelevant.
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I'm still reeling from that one.
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Point to you, definitely. Sadly, there are people here who do believe him (see: some sad bastard recently trying to pitch his terrible Riddler ideas to Jett in hopes of securing a job from Jett's best buddy Chris "Cross" Nolan). I don't want to hurt Jett, is the thing. I simply want him to stop wantonly spreading the herpes of his stupidity.
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http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2009/10/393892/seth-rogen-021009/&postid=393901
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You can't stop it. The only thing you can do is cut down the forest around it and hope that by isolating it you can make it go away.
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Then we must all be quarentined, before it's roo late.
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you used to be cool
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We's got chimpmunk HOs
That's the way we ROLL
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Having 4 year olds, I have watched the first AATC movie slightly more than a few times now, and either it's not as bad as originally thought,or the sting has gone out of it. I focus on the positives...my kids had fun watching it. David Cross is funny. Some cute girls in it. Sure, it ain't Oscar worthy. Sure, some of the songs induce cringing(and in the case of the sequel, even before the Chimmunkettes got their pipes on it). But I'd rather watch the Chipmunks with my kids than The Transformers anyday. Even if Overexposed Fox had a full-on nude scene.
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Dave's hot next-door neighbor isn't in the sequel??? I guess that rules out his hot maid from Uncle Ian, too. Damn.
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I guess the world really WILL end December 21, 2012.
Side note: Does this mean that The Chipmunks will do a Jay-Z cover, too?
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...it's about suppression.
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... in the closet masturbating or something?
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Any moment in the trailer, and say, "The Smurfs were the best cartoon, of all time!"
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That is all.
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and I've never heard the term "go munk yourself". Does that mean that everyone I know loves me? Yes. Yes it does.
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I envision this bundled in a 2 pack with G-Force, look for it in your Walmart's bargain bin in the not to distant future.
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but im going to go with yes.
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this film is targeted to the 7-13 age group....try to keep that in mind when reviewing....
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yes you know I'm right
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It's not that bad. David Cross, sleep easy tonight.
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It's a throwaway, the kids will love it, you'll prob. fall asleep 10 minutes in otherwise, ummmm-what's the big deal? I'm surprised the first one did so well-but hey, it's not the end of the world. You'll prob. hate yourself in the morning if you watch it w/out the safe excuse of having an 8 year old in tow of the related variety otherwise though.
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Series7 is right.
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WTF?
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...And where the fuck else are you going to see Jason Lee or David Cross these days? On fucking TV, where they cancel they're Gawddamn shows with no warning?
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Shit, with all the cartoons this site reports on.
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They show GEORGE LOPEZ now as classic tv. I miss the MR. ED, I MARRIED JOAN days.
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Usually, AICN puts out this piece of shit piece of film news, and people jump all over it with all kinds of negative comments. This time, the tables are turned - AICN announces this with pure venonmous hate, basically saying they hate it from the start - and people are all saying "What? You guys are assholes. This is harmless family fun." It really illustrates that the core AICN staff exist in a state of pure genre, pure reality disconnect, pure audience disconnect. Wonder why they can't get a script sold!
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And freaking 150 Domestic, and 150 Foreign, so that's 300 Million... Yep, it's the end times people.
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You got the goods.
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Oct 03, 2009 9:06:00 AM CDT
Bad enough that my three-year-old nephew imitates...
by nasty in the pasty
...porno music from the first movie ("Bow-chikka-WOW-WOW!"), but now I'm gonna have to hear him screeching "MUNK YOURSELF!" over and over.
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There's not the open reference to poop-eating that was in the trailer for the first. This looks like wholesome fun for five-year-olds by comparison
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aintitcoolnews? for shame.
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If anyone knows, please clue me in. Thanks.
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Don't include a scene which involves the consumption of shit.
There, I just made you a million dollars.
I'll expect my royalties cheque in the mail. -
. . . the Chipettes made one of the best videos of all time!
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not sure what it means in context of the actual movie but i first saw this term because of the website they created. it lets you take a photo and "chipmunk-fy" the person, hence the term "munk yourself"
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It would have been funnier, if it was the Chipmunk version, of the F word, though.
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If I ever hear the word, squeakale outside of the film, I gonna munking lose it.
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and early 90's as one of the most progressive street skaters around, I never imagined he would be a movie star, and I certainly never thought that his future in the business would be . . . this.
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FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD.....but I wonder what'll Avatar be like.
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The DEATH of Hollywood.
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Please, kind shit stabber, go and sodomize an orangutan or an Obama supporter (roughly the equivalent thereof) and then die.
Many thanks.
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Squirrels are so much cooler.
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Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Threequel? I pray that that Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakel, bombs badly, so that this never happens.
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And, really the Rock's two previous Disney/kids movies were only slightly less shittier than Tooth Fairy. Come on Rock, now that you have sold your soul to Mickey Mouse, BE COOL AGAIN!
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. . . obsessive-compulsive private detective with a hot blonde sidekick.
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NOTHING wrong with making kids movies, in fact I think it is trickier to make a QUALITY children's movie than it is to spew out yet another adult Saw sequel. And, even now as an adult, I still wish to view GOOD G and PG LIVE ACTION movies. Problem is, they are few and far between.
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Oct 05, 2009 8:59:04 AM CDT
If you're accusing the Chipmunks of being a quality movie...
by royston lodge
...then you can go munk yourself!
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Could that be any worse than a CHIPMUNKS sequel?
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Fuck that end of the world shit. I'd rather watch this and The Tooth Fairy 10 times each than see beautiful cities (and pieces of shit ones like L.A.) get destroyed.
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guess the wife and kids are deciding his future
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