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Roland Emmerich's TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION (2012) - 5 Bugnuts Insane Wholly Beetledick Wow Minutes!

Hey folks, Harry here with my pick for movie I'm most looking forward to being driven absolutely happy nuts for... 2012 aka TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION! This movie looks completely unlike all the other make it go boom big movies. There's just a FUCK IT! LET'S KILL IT ALL! Feeling that just thrills me. Driving that limo through the end times of Los Angeles is absolutely absurd. The drive train would DIE on that car so quickly it wouldn't be funny... but ya know what? Fuck that. Fuck logic. It is the biggest case of "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" I've seen in a very long time, done by a master of that goofy sensation! Just imagine this... on a giant screen. With an audience going insane with the film. I seriously hope this movie lives up to the destruction we've seen so far.

Witness Chaos Reigns!!!






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Seriously - SPAWN was better than District 9!
by JuanSanchez
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:48:52 AM
Fancast is bollocks
by Brian_Damage
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:50:18 AM
Brian_Damage - it's experimental.
by JuanSanchez
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:52:34 AM
I saw this trailer on TV
by Dr. Butthole
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:53:56 AM
No waiting for Blu-ray with this one.
by Anime_Nut
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:54:33 AM
already fooked
by colinjbooth
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:00:06 AM

by OrangeMonkey
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:01:54 AM
That's looks kind of fun
by Chakraborty
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:14:37 AM
Suggestion for Fancast
by Brian_Damage
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:17:53 AM
This content is currently unavailable...
by oneletter
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:20:58 AM
Fucks sake
by DavidDaveyDave
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:28:53 AM
Don't worry. Here's the YouTube-Link...
by Doc Lazy
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:30:15 AM
Ups.. sorry
by Doc Lazy
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:30:49 AM
On the plus side, now the wildfires don't seem so bad...
by BurnHollywood
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:32:21 AM
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ID4 w/ tectonic plates going apeshit.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:33:06 AM
Not over the top enough...
by Flip63Hole
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:38:09 AM
Cheers Doc
by OrangeMonkey
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:39:47 AM
Stupid film is completely stupid
by darrenspool
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:47:20 AM
wheres the part where
by Spazatronik2000
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:56:05 AM
In case of catastrophy...
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:07:16 AM
WOW
by Acid_Frio
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:32:34 AM
OH NO!
by entrainer
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:33:52 AM
Just don't use the REM song
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:34:54 AM
Shot in 3-D
by Mad-Maximus
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:35:24 AM
CGI cameo by Charlton Heston
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:36:31 AM
Haha this looks great
by Alientoast
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:37:02 AM
That was the dumbest thing I've seen...
by Mr Willi
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:42:05 AM
I'm moving to Santa Monica soon.....
by D o o d
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:42:16 AM
WOW...But Arnold scene campy
by ABking
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:46:06 AM
Why do people LIKE this SHITE ???
by TheCap
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:47:26 AM
I remember gags on Gulf War 1
by pax256
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:03:28 AM
continuity issues in five mins. or less
by johnny_utah69
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:04:47 AM
Meanwhile back in our reality,in the Philippines
by ominus
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:05:07 AM
err,,,
by johnny_utah69
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:05:37 AM
TheCap
by bah
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:08:16 AM
Cusack...
by Mel Garga
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:13:47 AM
Not a big Emmerich fan but...
by damn_dirty_ape
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:14:38 AM
ominus
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:16:38 AM
If you dont think that looks like fun, you shouldnt be here
by bongo123
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:18:21 AM
Where does Emmerich go after this?
by DwarfSidious
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:24:13 AM
What's left for Emmerich?
by GeorgieBoy
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:27:22 AM
pfffft harry you sell out
by mynemaborat
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:29:38 AM
Worst. Scene. Ever.
by Lashlarue
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:29:45 AM
Bwahahahahahaha
by judge dredds fresh undies
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:31:17 AM
that doesnt make any sense at all
by therealrockinrolla
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:37:33 AM
that was pretty cool actually
by JAMF
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:37:59 AM
Birth of the Universe
by ominus
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:40:09 AM
Big noisy exploding earthquaking erupting destruction...
by Lone Fox
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:45:14 AM
Looks Good
by Drsambeckett1984
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:52:01 AM
So very very very very ...
by Franxious
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:52:42 AM
"you shouldnt be here"
by bah
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:54:19 AM
Roland Emmerich's Citizen Kane.
by harosa
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:00:45 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by fxmulder35
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:02:22 AM
That's Armageddon!
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:04:09 AM
BAD CANDLE JACK wants to tell you something,
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:06:39 AM
Earthquake: The Ride: The Movie
by rev_skarekroe
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:11:14 AM
How much of my brain must I shut off for this?
by Chewtoy
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:15:02 AM
hmmm...
by decfx
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:15:49 AM
Yes!
by stvnhthr
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:16:06 AM
oh heeellll naaaawww
by El Cimarron
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:19:21 AM
stvnhthr
by bah
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:24:53 AM
Haters be damned...
by themagicalhornofguntata
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:26:14 AM
Roland Emmerich for the next Transformers Movie
by Mr Slippy Fist
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:26:22 AM
Opens in November.
by CatVutt
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:30:43 AM
Sequel: Earth blowing up like Alderaan. Roll credits.
by FlickaPoo
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:33:29 AM
Now that I've seen the full five minutes....
by Chewtoy
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:37:06 AM
Emmerich = Master of Disaster
by KillaKane
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:39:27 AM
Is this a wacky comedy?
by Frankenbastard
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:47:39 AM
Emmerich's Best Stuff Since Independence Day
by kevinwillis.net
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:51:30 AM
Other footage...
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:02:49 AM
That was fun.
by Lobanhaki
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:03:38 AM
MOMMY HOLD MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:05:22 AM
OUTRUNNING AN EARTHQUAKE IN A STRETCH LIMO
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:06:00 AM
SUCTION FROM COLLAPSING RUNWAY/EARTH WOULD PULL PLANE DOWN
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:06:48 AM
No matter where you live.......
by bizarroAsimovlives
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:07:16 AM
WILL FINAL SCENE HAVE ABE VIGODA LOOKING OUT ON BARREN PLANET?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:07:35 AM
Who was flying that plane? Han Solo?
by bizarroAsimovlives
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:08:16 AM
MICHAEL BAY TAKE NOTES!!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:09:32 AM
THAT 5 MINUTES FELT LIKE A LIFETIME
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:11:08 AM
WILL THEY PROVIDE SEATBELTS IN THE THEATER?!?!!
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:12:00 AM
Yawn, this isn't what's going to happen...
by Horny4Harry
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:13:15 AM
Thousands of gay angels will rape us at the same time
by Horny4Harry
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:14:34 AM
Our World Ends in 2012
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:14:36 AM
DwarfSidious
by judderman
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:15:08 AM
As usual, we're rooting for the people in the plane...
by judderman
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:16:21 AM
why is this NOT in IMAX 3-D?
by krull rules
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:16:59 AM
Its A comedy?
by Horny4Harry
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:17:49 AM
All you need now is fake props.
by bizarroAsimovlives
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:18:26 AM
I'm already starting to feel the SUCKAGE!!
by jawsfan
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:20:44 AM
Looks awesome...
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:22:36 AM
If this is the kind of movie we will get from now on...
by jawsfan
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:22:41 AM
Apparently...
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:28:09 AM
Fuck me, that was nuts.
by HoboCode
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:30:25 AM
yuck.
by RedHorseVector
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:33:12 AM
On a serious note...
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:37:23 AM
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
by Sonny_Williams
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:37:52 AM
I HOPE THE PANDAS ARE OKAY THOUGH
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:45:08 AM
I Feel Dirty
by Autodidact
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:45:11 AM
another Roland Emmerich disaster film?
by WhoDis
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:48:45 AM
CGI
by JamesT
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:54:48 AM
"No lives were lost in the making of this film"
by bah
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:55:35 AM
prequel to WATERWORLD
by mynamesdan
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:57:57 AM
BUT SOME OF US DO CARE THAT JOHN CUSACK SURVIVES
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:58:28 AM
GUESS THERE'S NO NEED TO PAY THE CREDIT CARD BILLS ANYMORE
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:59:55 AM
WILL THERE BE A Wii GAME?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:01:28 AM
WhoDis
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:02:01 AM
Roland Emmerich is Irwin Allen reincarnated!
by vosborne951
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:04:19 AM
Why do gorillas need 2 hands ?
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:05:07 AM
a thought..
by vosborne951
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:06:51 AM
stupid stupid comments in here...
by soup74
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:22:32 AM
Yeah because that plane had to fly through all of that!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:23:43 AM
Does the MPAA have a rating for "flagrantly retarded"?
by YackBacker
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:24:38 AM
2012: THE DESTRUCTIONING
by Zahaladeen
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:37:31 AM
Disaster movies
by Boneyard
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:41:38 AM
This is the movie that will kill CGI
by YackBacker
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:42:57 AM

by saintaugust
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:43:10 AM
absolutely hilarious
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:43:56 AM
What will Emmerich destroy next? Foundation!
by saintaugust
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:44:00 AM
agree it looks like a ride
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:46:25 AM
Cliche 101
by BoggyCreekBeast
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:46:56 AM
Worth it for the "what would it look like" factor
by Movietool
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:50:39 AM
my literary masterpieces club
by soup74
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:51:10 AM
LOOKS BETTER THAN THUNDERSMURFS THOUGH
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:52:59 AM
I'LL WATCH THIS AND CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY BACK-2-BACK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:53:57 AM
Exploding zombies from a parallel universe
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:55:04 AM
Thundersmurfs
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:58:28 AM
fucking hypocrite harry
by Logan_1973
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:03:55 AM
The Mayan's were right!
by LGM
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:04:11 AM
now this looks fun I will be seeing this
by skiff
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:06:35 AM
As Bill Hicks said,
by ILikeScotch
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:06:44 AM
no way, ilikescotch..
by soup74
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:08:31 AM
LGM agree with you
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:14:18 AM
Why AVATAR sucks, and why AVATARDS suck each other. and why AICN
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:19:50 AM
THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:23:40 AM
BSB, amen!
by YackBacker
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:24:07 AM
Sim City: THE MOVIE
by Neosamurai85
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:26:41 AM
This will be awesome.
by VicenzoV
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:27:26 AM
This whole thing looks like one of Harry's Taco Farts
by BoRock_A_Boomer
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:30:46 AM
You ever had one in your face?
by VicenzoV
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:32:57 AM
Best episode of The Hills EVER!!!
by dixieflyer
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:37:29 AM
it looks like a cartoon
by snowtires
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:42:56 AM
Why isn't THIS movie in 3D?
by aceattorney
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:44:04 AM
I have a bit of a conundrum...
by BiggusDickus
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:44:17 AM
um.. anyone a psychology major here?
by soup74
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:45:19 AM
BAD CANDLE JACK MAKE MAN OF YOU,
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:51:05 AM
Fuck Roland Emmerich
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:52:54 AM
Michael Bay, Jar Jar Abrams, Roland Emmerich and Robert Zemeckis
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:53:44 AM
Devlin and Emmerich...
by lprothro
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:55:35 AM
outrunning an earthquake!!!
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:57:40 AM
Fuck Roland Emmerich
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:58:38 AM
I'm with Harry...
by Snarky2
Oct 2nd, 2009
11:58:48 AM
BRING ME THE HEAD JAMES CAMERON
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:01:41 PM
BRING ME THE HEAD OF JAMES CAMERON
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:01:49 PM
BadCandleJack
by Autodidact
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:01:52 PM
Ourunning tektonic plates...
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:08:41 PM
Dumb as Sarah Palin
by yer mama
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:10:46 PM
THEY ARE DRIVING AWAY FROM AN EARTHQUAKE
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:12:16 PM
Roland Emmerich gives Michael Bay a run for his money
by crazybubba
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:12:28 PM
MAY WE GIVE THANKS TO GOD...
by BADCANDLEJACK
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:13:15 PM
How did they get in teh plane so quick??
by mattforce7
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:13:22 PM
How did they get in teh plane so quick??
by mattforce7
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:13:24 PM
Oceans rising over the Himalayas = I vote "No"
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:15:20 PM
@mattforce7
by paviod
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:17:36 PM
Is this suppose to be SYFY channel movie?
by Disney_Retcond_my_STD
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:23:52 PM
Here's why this movie will suck. Seriously now.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:34:33 PM
On the other hand . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:36:49 PM
"Why can't we see hillbillies on fire for a change? "
by Alientoast
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:37:03 PM
YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE SHAKESPEARE?!?!?!?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:37:58 PM
That was retarded...
by allykatD
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:38:08 PM
jesus this movie looks terrible
by Gungan Slayer
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:45:49 PM
I TRUST JOHN CUSACK TO SOW THE SEEDS OF A NEW CIVILIZATION
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:46:16 PM
Emmerich will attend the premiere..
by sirens
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:46:50 PM
The other thing that pisses me off about these movies...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:48:33 PM
I'm not going to watch this fucking movie!!
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:49:34 PM
"Oh my God! Here come the special effects!"
by sapno_krei
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:50:25 PM
Outrunning earthquakes, for fuck's sake!!!
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:51:44 PM
WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD SAVE HUMANITY IF NOT PRES. GLOVER?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:54:44 PM
SINCE THERE'S NO PROFIT IN SAVING HUMANITY
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:56:05 PM
allykatD
by sirens
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:57:07 PM
allykatD
by sirens
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:57:13 PM
I'm just not impressed or even slightly interested in this kind
by Mrhazard
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:58:56 PM
YOU WANT JOHN CUSACK TO SIT AROUND AND JUST DIE?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:59:19 PM
of thing anymore...
by Mrhazard
Oct 2nd, 2009
12:59:24 PM
THIS MOVIE CAN BE IMPROVED ONLY BY ONE THING
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:06:07 PM
BringingSexyBack: Why assume anyone has to save us?
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:08:00 PM
QUICKY, THE FROST IS CHASING US!!
by mattforce7
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:08:37 PM
ROYSTON DUDE, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR NUTRITIONAL VALUE IN CANDY
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:12:51 PM
ROYSTON, DID YOU SEE KNOWING?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:14:44 PM
It's one of the reasons Battlestar Galactica was so good.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:15:59 PM
Nutritional Value in Candy. HORSESHIT.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:16:46 PM
It's definitely looking better...
by Jaka
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:17:01 PM
My eyeballs have been definitely been fondled. BUT...
by Cheif Brody
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:17:18 PM
YOU PRAISED WATERWORLD?!?!!
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:17:19 PM
Can it Royston.
by HoboCode
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:23:27 PM
CALL ME A SOCIALIST BUT IF THE GOVERNMENT BUILT AN ARK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:30:59 PM
Curious. I'm a conservative paranoid, and yet...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:31:07 PM
Or the union uprising storylines.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:39:06 PM
Movietool..
by nolan bautista
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:39:15 PM
nice
by GINGE_MUPPET
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:48:24 PM
"Goddamn, we should talk to kindergartners more often!"
by bah
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:54:43 PM
THAT WAS ONE TOUGH LIMO
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 2nd, 2009
01:56:38 PM
Obama will save
by Shaner Jedi
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:01:23 PM
outrunning an earthquake
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:12:26 PM
In Roland Emmerich's movies, everybody outruns physics
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:13:41 PM
Destruction all the way through please, unlike Day After Tomorro
by Damien Chowder
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:19:06 PM
CGI Isn't Getting any better
by blue_dog
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:24:28 PM
"no matter how high I get, this will still suck massively"
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:28:05 PM
Bor-ring
by Disco_sucks
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:34:09 PM
Wow, my brain just shut down.....
by drewlicious
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:36:11 PM
Unintentionally Funny?
by Maynard G. Krebs
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:36:35 PM
THEY ARE DRIVING AWAY FROM A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE!!!!
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:40:57 PM
Seriously, look at Chud.com's take vs. Harry's...
by Mr Willi
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:41:25 PM
One thing I am wondering about...
by ebonic_plague
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:43:46 PM
The plane HAS to fly low...
by VicenzoV
Oct 2nd, 2009
02:49:27 PM
I bet one of the arks is named...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:07:08 PM
Complete suck
by bdbub
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:08:19 PM
The arks will be called after derivative "american" stuff like
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:16:18 PM
An Ark Called God's Bitch
by AsimovLives
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:17:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!...... .
by AnakinsDiapers
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:18:25 PM
Suspension of Disbelief
by The_Original_BlackRabbit
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:19:19 PM
U.S.S. SO LONG SUCKERS
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:21:34 PM
So, Cusacks character plot twist is...
by AnakinsDiapers
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:25:17 PM
Looks like Michael Bay's THE ROAD
by The_Captain_of_Outer_Space
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:25:23 PM
This looks spectacular
by ufoclub1977
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:26:07 PM
Cusack's character is an asshole, eh?
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:28:59 PM
"ONE DATE WILL UNITE US ALL"
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:31:07 PM
U.S.S. SOCIALISM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:32:59 PM
Starship Earth....
by AnakinsDiapers
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:33:37 PM
YOUR KIDS WOULD HATE YOU FOREVER
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:34:14 PM
STUPID
by Nizzuts
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:36:50 PM
Hey everybody look! Wow! Neat-O! Do it again daddy!
by Royston Lodge
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:37:18 PM
AND
by Nizzuts
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:38:59 PM
ALL OF US LIVING IN LOS ANGELES KNOW...
by FungGweiShirComeout
Oct 2nd, 2009
03:42:45 PM
OK, but you've got to love the Giant Rolling Donut.
by cookylamoo
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:13:34 PM
Twist ending...
by Jamie McBain
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:40:41 PM
I kept waiting to see...
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:41:55 PM
99 narrow escapes in 5 min...
by future help
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:45:11 PM
ATTACK OF THE CG!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 2nd, 2009
04:49:39 PM
All that's missing...
by Jamie McBain
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:00:13 PM
if we give awards to the crappy musical
by My best friend
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:04:24 PM
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world rip off
by catlettuce4
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:07:36 PM
Emmerich is Thelonious Monk of Disaster Movies.
by jarjarmessiah
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:15:35 PM
No, he's the Orson Welles, of Disaster Movies.
by Jamie McBain
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:18:12 PM
Sign me up for the blu-ray
by Autodidact
Oct 2nd, 2009
05:43:27 PM
Supposedly, this is the heat-signature of Planet X. Hope this i
by Womb_Raker
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:11:11 PM
How has Cusack lost credibility?
by Jaka
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:28:56 PM
And he was in One Crazy Summer!
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 2nd, 2009
06:47:38 PM
"Hey guys, let's fly REALLY low near all the destruction"
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:06:55 PM
He Fucks Shit up Real Good!
by toadkillerdog
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:13:35 PM
They left out the cut scene where the radio turns out
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:25:47 PM
There is no suspense here
by James_Camera_On
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:28:35 PM
Like the guy ducking the plane as the entire earth crumbles
by Darth_Inedible
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:32:04 PM
Pure retarded Eye Candy...
by vettebro
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:35:27 PM
Hopefully RiffTrax gets on this turkey
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:37:10 PM
I dont get it
by SoylentGreenOnACracker
Oct 2nd, 2009
07:59:12 PM
and it totally makes sense...
by vettebro
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:14:21 PM
wow
by chipps
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:19:34 PM
Bad + Good = Popcorn
by MonsterManZERO
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:23:04 PM
Bad + Good = Popcorn
by MonsterManZERO
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:23:10 PM
Comedy of the year! Fucking dying with laughter
by drturing
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:33:38 PM
I'd rather watch Michael Bay's The Road
by drturing
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:33:58 PM
Ghod how lame.
by ReportAbuse
Oct 2nd, 2009
08:40:15 PM
As much as I worship Cameron and expect Avatar to be the year's
by starwarrior
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:02:17 PM
vettebro
by The_Original_BlackRabbit
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:07:07 PM
It could be fun.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:09:48 PM
Looks like pure unmitigated shit
by Heresy
Oct 2nd, 2009
09:48:54 PM
Trailer tells almost all in a great tease
by luke_lymon
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:21:49 PM
BADCANDLEJACK, CHRIS MORRIS' JAM REFERENCE FTW!!!FACT!!!
by TehCreepyThinMan
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:31:50 PM
Remnded me of Volcano
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 2nd, 2009
10:56:13 PM
Rediculous over the top drive through LA
by iakobos
Oct 3rd, 2009
12:30:52 AM
Lots of people dying offscreen.
by veebeeyes
Oct 3rd, 2009
01:02:52 AM
Learn to Swim
by MidnightMeatTrain
Oct 3rd, 2009
01:04:57 AM
I'm actually working on a script...
by veebeeyes
Oct 3rd, 2009
01:34:29 AM
Looks like another day in this fucking traffic and gang banging
by Citizen Sane
Oct 3rd, 2009
01:34:36 AM
I will pay to see something else and sneak in
by MacReady452
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:04:39 AM
veebeeyes
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:46:52 AM
All the world's falling apart and ONE plane takes off?
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:47:05 AM
guess Stalin was right "1 death is a tragedy,
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:50:11 AM
If Jackson Pollock's splatters are treasured art...
by Pixelsmack
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:51:28 AM
One plane ...
by ReportAbuse
Oct 3rd, 2009
03:11:27 AM
Correct Stalin quote ...
by ReportAbuse
Oct 3rd, 2009
03:13:11 AM
A Rolling Donut!!!?!?! Hilarity!!
by ol' painless
Oct 3rd, 2009
03:15:04 AM
If that's what their prepared to waste on a 5min YouTube....
by Gabba-UK
Oct 3rd, 2009
03:17:45 AM
See people outrun CGI!!!!
by AsimovLives
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:16:01 AM
Retarded
by ILoveYouAll
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:19:06 AM
John Cusack: "I finally sold my ass for money"
by AsimovLives
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:19:19 AM
Maybe Emmerich is showing us what nazi filmmaking
by AsimovLives
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:21:06 AM
Looks completely fucking retarded...
by Autodidact
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:23:57 AM
Whoa! Total Fucking Destruction - The Movie
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:27:09 AM
.. uh, Con Air?
by Autodidact
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:29:29 AM
The "arks"
by Autodidact
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:33:04 AM
Where's my ten dollars?
by OnO
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:40:11 AM
DONUT!!
by Maniaq
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:45:20 AM
So damn sick of the protag divorced dad who has to
by CreasyBear
Oct 3rd, 2009
07:03:00 AM
".going to the cinema in London costs £10.00 there or thereabout
by Flipao
Oct 3rd, 2009
07:51:45 AM
Yup. Fun Fun Fun!
by BetsyRoss
Oct 3rd, 2009
08:17:21 AM
Every movie
by DutchDuck
Oct 3rd, 2009
08:42:25 AM
Divorce
by DutchDuck
Oct 3rd, 2009
08:44:12 AM
I love ID4 regardless its stupidity
by ominus
Oct 3rd, 2009
09:23:23 AM
I love this guy's films
by pumaman
Oct 3rd, 2009
09:25:57 AM
Funny
by ParachutePants
Oct 3rd, 2009
09:28:18 AM
Waiting for Mikey Bay's Wizard of Oz.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:40:05 AM
I'm watching ID4 actually right now.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:41:20 AM
Lotsa dead bodies? Try Star Wars!!
by Sal_Bando
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:43:50 AM
Yay Spaceships? Yay Spaceships!
by Margot_Tenenbaum
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:00:53 AM
Sal_Bando: Star Wars only redeems itself thanks to . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:17:56 AM
Sorry, is that opinion too right wing for the talkbacks?
by Royston Lodge
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:19:08 AM
An orgy of horrifying destruction
by TotoroSan
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:20:42 AM
COME ON, AICN!
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:32:04 AM
Wheeee
by Belasco_House
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:34:07 AM
Hysterical!
by Ogma
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:37:55 AM
Mikey Bay's Wizard of Oz?
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:38:36 AM
DISASTER PORN!
by blackmantis
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:51:00 AM
I willing to bet....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:58:22 AM
Escape In A Plane, But Just Don't Fly High
by Graphix67
Oct 3rd, 2009
12:09:56 PM
God damn you, Emmerich.
by JRyanH
Oct 3rd, 2009
12:18:50 PM
Imagine....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
12:21:14 PM
I'm not english, but..
by Georges Bouche
Oct 3rd, 2009
12:46:32 PM
Instead of the Foundation series, Emmerich should . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 3rd, 2009
01:29:08 PM
Did I just see a CEMENT MIXER blow up like it was
by finky089
Oct 3rd, 2009
01:48:09 PM
MEH
by stalepie
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:18:35 PM
My fear...
by Margot_Tenenbaum
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:36:13 PM
The cement mixer slammed into some gas pumps
by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK remeDonuts
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:38:02 PM
My personal favorite bit:
by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK remeDonuts
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:39:38 PM
Margot...
by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK remeDonuts
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:43:45 PM
Graphix64...
by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK remeDonuts
Oct 3rd, 2009
02:48:58 PM
Graham Hancock is a first-class journalist.
by Margot_Tenenbaum
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:08:59 PM
feels stupid but...
by cifra
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:20:38 PM
In Emmerich's world......
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:25:58 PM
By the way....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
04:27:11 PM
At least Lucas doesn't pull shit like this
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 3rd, 2009
05:29:02 PM
Bor--ing
by catlettuce4
Oct 3rd, 2009
05:42:04 PM
Not even fake Arnold Schwarzenegger can save us!
by MrMysteryGuest
Oct 3rd, 2009
06:14:58 PM
I agree lockes, but that's like saying "this shit is better than
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 3rd, 2009
07:09:14 PM
that shit"
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 3rd, 2009
07:09:32 PM
Uh, Star Wars is not shit
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 3rd, 2009
07:12:58 PM
No Star Wars (1977) is a great movie
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 3rd, 2009
07:18:42 PM
It will end up as crap - like all his other movies
by radii
Oct 3rd, 2009
08:20:52 PM
So the reptilian agenda....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
08:28:19 PM
Margot_Tenenbaum
by BadMrWonka
Oct 3rd, 2009
08:37:43 PM
JuanSanchez
by quantize
Oct 3rd, 2009
09:19:34 PM
Asimov
by Raskolnikov_was_framed
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:07:53 PM
Asimov. did you watch the Clone Wars cartoon?
by lockesbrokenleg
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:19:46 PM
The scene works w/some Blues Brothers music over it
by ReportAbuse
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:54:16 PM
Welcome to CGI Porn!
by Mr. Bundini
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:54:58 PM
Much as I enjoy watching L.A. being destroyed...
by Mr. Bundini
Oct 3rd, 2009
10:58:07 PM
why not in 3d ?
by inthetrenches
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:02:21 PM
I'm suprised....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:16:11 PM
If you look hard at the Limo outrunning the earth collapsing....
by thelordofhell
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:21:09 PM
At least Lucas doesn't pull shit like this.....you're kidding ri
by thelordofhell
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:26:41 PM
Why is that planes can only climb AFTER flying between falling b
by Conanreturns
Oct 4th, 2009
12:19:39 AM
Er, that should have included "buildings"...
by Conanreturns
Oct 4th, 2009
12:21:45 AM
Harry if you really liked this
by Phategod2
Oct 4th, 2009
12:31:04 AM
how many of you can fly a plane? show of hands?
by Maniaq
Oct 4th, 2009
04:49:36 AM
My brother is a pilot.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 4th, 2009
07:39:27 AM
I can't be arsed with the clones war cartoon
by AsimovLives
Oct 4th, 2009
08:19:30 AM
Total Fucking Destruction: The Movie
by AsimovLives
Oct 4th, 2009
08:40:19 AM
Mickey Bay must be tearing his own hair!!
by AsimovLives
Oct 4th, 2009
08:42:42 AM
Bay that a big robot with testicles
by AsimovLives
Oct 4th, 2009
08:45:42 AM
Asi you can be funny on ocassion
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Oct 4th, 2009
10:18:45 AM
Mammaries of Mommy is waiting for AliensVsPreds III:
by Sal_Bando
Oct 4th, 2009
11:18:43 AM
So, I guess, that John Cusack....
by Jamie McBain
Oct 4th, 2009
12:21:09 PM
This is the first time
by Vaginal_Death
Oct 4th, 2009
01:16:23 PM
So Ridiculous My Spleen Hurt.
by DanteCubit
Oct 4th, 2009
01:48:05 PM
The worst part of this is........
by thelordofhell
Oct 4th, 2009
03:32:06 PM
suction? really? get the fuck outta here
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 4th, 2009
03:35:43 PM
the X from Outer Space is more plausible.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 4th, 2009
04:43:50 PM
Imagine if the arks were part of an election campaign.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 4th, 2009
05:04:58 PM
Cusack already played the part of
by LeeMajors
Oct 4th, 2009
05:04:59 PM
Roland the fucking waterhead!
by SupermanEmpire
Oct 4th, 2009
05:08:49 PM
w/ Thomas McCarthy as Kenny Bania!!!
by tangcameo
Oct 4th, 2009
05:49:25 PM
How will Emmerich top this? I know how!
by tangcameo
Oct 4th, 2009
05:53:35 PM
Yeah, and the destruction scene is done . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 4th, 2009
06:39:28 PM
DanteCubit coins the best phrase ever!
by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK remeDonuts
Oct 4th, 2009
08:03:39 PM
Emmerich is OBVIOUSLY taking the piss here
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 4th, 2009
08:05:55 PM
Royston, that's just too fuckin' bad for the rednecks!..
by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK remeDonuts
Oct 4th, 2009
08:08:34 PM
Slapstick Armageddon
by Jamie McBain
Oct 4th, 2009
09:19:17 PM
That aircraft is a twin engine
by Conanreturns
Oct 4th, 2009
10:49:58 PM
I really don't care enough to argue about this
by Maniaq
Oct 5th, 2009
05:16:33 AM
Emmerich should make a movie about LHC
by ominus
Oct 5th, 2009
05:19:57 AM
Sal_Bando
by AsimovLives
Oct 5th, 2009
05:33:24 AM
FluffyUnbound
by AsimovLives
Oct 5th, 2009
05:41:48 AM
Fuck Roland Emmerich
by AsimovLives
Oct 5th, 2009
05:42:47 AM
this is one damn fun TB!
by cloudrider`
Oct 5th, 2009
07:37:06 AM
NOW JOHN CUSACK KNOWS HOW THE VULCANS FELT
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 5th, 2009
08:18:43 AM
SUCTION IS A BITCH
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 5th, 2009
08:39:50 AM
FlurryOfChocolate: The "rednecks" being . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
08:57:39 AM
GET ON THE ARK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 5th, 2009
09:00:38 AM
RAIDERS OF THE ARK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 5th, 2009
09:06:36 AM
AFRAID OF THE ARK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 5th, 2009
09:08:08 AM
Asimov, you are such a tool
by Lost Jarv
Oct 5th, 2009
09:08:40 AM
PS- Total Fucking Destruction the movie
by Lost Jarv
Oct 5th, 2009
09:10:43 AM
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION business opportunities.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
09:25:35 AM
Βtw Asimov did u read the latest MAD issue?
by ominus
Oct 5th, 2009
09:25:44 AM
Forget Avatard this shit IS FUCKING EYEBAllS in 09
by Xiphos_2
Oct 5th, 2009
09:42:07 AM
Xiphos: Actually, it would be more apropos to say . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
09:55:22 AM
In other words, this movie's title should be changed to . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
09:56:12 AM
BCJ...
by Skyway Moaters
Oct 5th, 2009
10:44:33 AM
"TWO EYEBALLS ONE CUP"
by Xiphos_2
Oct 5th, 2009
10:46:19 AM
Not sure if this has been mentioned before but...
by toadkillerdog
Oct 5th, 2009
12:37:01 PM
More proof this movie is TWO EYEBALLS ONE CUP
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
01:30:51 PM
HOLY SHIT!
by RickyDMMontoya
Oct 5th, 2009
03:01:50 PM
What a minute, first John Cusack . . .
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
03:32:33 PM
What are you on about Royston?
by Skyway Moaters
Oct 5th, 2009
03:47:24 PM
That's what touches your nerve?
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
03:48:32 PM
Ain't got no nerves...
by Skyway Moaters
Oct 5th, 2009
03:56:50 PM
Face it Royston: You ain't funny.
by Skyway Moaters
Oct 5th, 2009
04:04:20 PM
everybody poops
by Royston Lodge
Oct 5th, 2009
04:12:38 PM
Royston Ga.
by Sal_Bando
Oct 5th, 2009
06:09:48 PM
oh and the earthquake also stops to give them time
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Oct 5th, 2009
06:54:18 PM
THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!!!
by MainMan2001
Oct 5th, 2009
09:07:32 PM
Lost Jarv, go fuck yourself
by AsimovLives
Oct 6th, 2009
06:28:49 AM
ominus
by AsimovLives
Oct 6th, 2009
07:33:39 AM
Total Fucking Ass: The Lost Jarv Story
by AsimovLives
Oct 6th, 2009
10:40:34 AM
Why are they in realtime while the rest of LA is in slow-mo?
by Preacher_mg
Oct 10th, 2009
03:56:16 AM

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