Published on Friday, October 2, 2009 - 4:38am
Roland Emmerich's TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION (2012) - 5 Bugnuts Insane Wholly Beetledick Wow Minutes!
Hey folks, Harry here with my pick for movie I'm most looking forward to being driven absolutely happy nuts for... 2012 aka TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION! This movie looks completely unlike all the other make it go boom big movies. There's just a FUCK IT! LET'S KILL IT ALL! Feeling that just thrills me. Driving that limo through the end times of Los Angeles is absolutely absurd. The drive train would DIE on that car so quickly it wouldn't be funny... but ya know what? Fuck that. Fuck logic. It is the biggest case of "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" I've seen in a very long time, done by a master of that goofy sensation! Just imagine this... on a giant screen. With an audience going insane with the film. I seriously hope this movie lives up to the destruction we've seen so far.
Reader Talkback
Seriously - SPAWN was better
than District 9! by JuanSanchezOct 2nd, 2009 04:48:52 AM Fancast is bollocks by Brian_DamageOct 2nd, 2009 04:50:18 AM Brian_Damage - it's
experimental. by JuanSanchezOct 2nd, 2009 04:52:34 AM I saw this trailer on TV by Dr. ButtholeOct 2nd, 2009 04:53:56 AM No waiting for Blu-ray with
this one. by Anime_NutOct 2nd, 2009 04:54:33 AM already fooked by colinjboothOct 2nd, 2009 05:00:06 AM by OrangeMonkeyOct 2nd, 2009 05:01:54 AM That's looks kind of fun by ChakrabortyOct 2nd, 2009 05:14:37 AM Suggestion for Fancast by Brian_DamageOct 2nd, 2009 05:17:53 AM This content is currently
unavailable... by oneletterOct 2nd, 2009 05:20:58 AM Fucks sake by DavidDaveyDaveOct 2nd, 2009 05:28:53 AM Don't worry. Here's the
YouTube-Link... by Doc LazyOct 2nd, 2009 05:30:15 AM Ups.. sorry by Doc LazyOct 2nd, 2009 05:30:49 AM On the plus side, now the
wildfires don't seem so bad... by BurnHollywoodOct 2nd, 2009 05:32:21 AM Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ID4 w/
tectonic plates going apeshit. by Sal_BandoOct 2nd, 2009 05:33:06 AM Not over the top enough... by Flip63HoleOct 2nd, 2009 05:38:09 AM Cheers Doc by OrangeMonkeyOct 2nd, 2009 05:39:47 AM Stupid film is completely
stupid by darrenspoolOct 2nd, 2009 05:47:20 AM wheres the part where by Spazatronik2000Oct 2nd, 2009 05:56:05 AM In case of catastrophy... by LastOfTheV8InterceptorsOct 2nd, 2009 06:07:16 AM WOW by Acid_FrioOct 2nd, 2009 06:32:34 AM OH NO! by entrainerOct 2nd, 2009 06:33:52 AM Just don't use the REM song by Grammaton Cleric BinksOct 2nd, 2009 06:34:54 AM Shot in 3-D by Mad-MaximusOct 2nd, 2009 06:35:24 AM CGI cameo by Charlton Heston by Grammaton Cleric BinksOct 2nd, 2009 06:36:31 AM Haha this looks great by AlientoastOct 2nd, 2009 06:37:02 AM That was the dumbest thing
I've seen... by Mr WilliOct 2nd, 2009 06:42:05 AM I'm moving to Santa Monica
soon..... by D o o dOct 2nd, 2009 06:42:16 AM WOW...But Arnold scene campy by ABkingOct 2nd, 2009 06:46:06 AM Why do people LIKE this SHITE
??? by TheCapOct 2nd, 2009 06:47:26 AM I remember gags on Gulf War 1 by pax256Oct 2nd, 2009 07:03:28 AM continuity issues in five
mins. or less by johnny_utah69Oct 2nd, 2009 07:04:47 AM Meanwhile back in our
reality,in the Philippines by ominusOct 2nd, 2009 07:05:07 AM err,,, by johnny_utah69Oct 2nd, 2009 07:05:37 AM TheCap by bahOct 2nd, 2009 07:08:16 AM Cusack... by Mel GargaOct 2nd, 2009 07:13:47 AM Not a big Emmerich fan but... by damn_dirty_apeOct 2nd, 2009 07:14:38 AM ominus by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 07:16:38 AM If you dont think that looks
like fun, you shouldnt be here by bongo123Oct 2nd, 2009 07:18:21 AM Where does Emmerich go after
this? by DwarfSidiousOct 2nd, 2009 07:24:13 AM What's left for Emmerich? by GeorgieBoyOct 2nd, 2009 07:27:22 AM pfffft harry you sell out by mynemaboratOct 2nd, 2009 07:29:38 AM Worst. Scene. Ever. by LashlarueOct 2nd, 2009 07:29:45 AM Bwahahahahahaha by judge dredds fresh undiesOct 2nd, 2009 07:31:17 AM that doesnt make any sense at
all by therealrockinrollaOct 2nd, 2009 07:37:33 AM that was pretty cool actually by JAMFOct 2nd, 2009 07:37:59 AM Birth of the Universe by ominusOct 2nd, 2009 07:40:09 AM Big noisy exploding
earthquaking erupting
destruction... by Lone FoxOct 2nd, 2009 07:45:14 AM Looks Good by Drsambeckett1984Oct 2nd, 2009 07:52:01 AM So very very very very ... by FranxiousOct 2nd, 2009 07:52:42 AM "you shouldnt be here" by bahOct 2nd, 2009 07:54:19 AM Roland Emmerich's Citizen
Kane. by harosaOct 2nd, 2009 08:00:45 AM uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh by fxmulder35Oct 2nd, 2009 08:02:22 AM That's Armageddon! by Shut the Fuck up DonnyOct 2nd, 2009 08:04:09 AM BAD CANDLE JACK wants to tell
you something, by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 08:06:39 AM Earthquake: The Ride: The
Movie by rev_skarekroeOct 2nd, 2009 08:11:14 AM How much of my brain must I
shut off for this? by ChewtoyOct 2nd, 2009 08:15:02 AM hmmm... by decfxOct 2nd, 2009 08:15:49 AM Yes! by stvnhthrOct 2nd, 2009 08:16:06 AM oh heeellll naaaawww by El CimarronOct 2nd, 2009 08:19:21 AM stvnhthr by bahOct 2nd, 2009 08:24:53 AM Haters be damned... by themagicalhornofguntataOct 2nd, 2009 08:26:14 AM Roland Emmerich for the next
Transformers Movie by Mr Slippy FistOct 2nd, 2009 08:26:22 AM Opens in November. by CatVuttOct 2nd, 2009 08:30:43 AM Sequel: Earth blowing up like
Alderaan. Roll credits. by FlickaPooOct 2nd, 2009 08:33:29 AM Now that I've seen the full
five minutes.... by ChewtoyOct 2nd, 2009 08:37:06 AM Emmerich = Master of Disaster by KillaKaneOct 2nd, 2009 08:39:27 AM Is this a wacky comedy? by FrankenbastardOct 2nd, 2009 08:47:39 AM Emmerich's Best Stuff Since
Independence Day by kevinwillis.netOct 2nd, 2009 08:51:30 AM Other footage... by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 09:02:49 AM That was fun. by LobanhakiOct 2nd, 2009 09:03:38 AM MOMMY HOLD
MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:05:22 AM OUTRUNNING AN EARTHQUAKE IN A
STRETCH LIMO by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:06:00 AM SUCTION FROM COLLAPSING
RUNWAY/EARTH WOULD PULL PLANE
DOWN by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:06:48 AM No matter where you
live....... by bizarroAsimovlivesOct 2nd, 2009 09:07:16 AM WILL FINAL SCENE HAVE ABE
VIGODA LOOKING OUT ON BARREN
PLANET? by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:07:35 AM Who was flying that plane? Han
Solo? by bizarroAsimovlivesOct 2nd, 2009 09:08:16 AM MICHAEL BAY TAKE NOTES!!!!!! by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:09:32 AM THAT 5 MINUTES FELT LIKE A
LIFETIME by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:11:08 AM WILL THEY PROVIDE SEATBELTS IN
THE THEATER?!?!! by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:12:00 AM Yawn, this isn't what's going
to happen... by Horny4HarryOct 2nd, 2009 09:13:15 AM Thousands of gay angels will
rape us at the same time by Horny4HarryOct 2nd, 2009 09:14:34 AM Our World Ends in 2012 by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 09:14:36 AM DwarfSidious by juddermanOct 2nd, 2009 09:15:08 AM As usual, we're rooting for
the people in the plane... by juddermanOct 2nd, 2009 09:16:21 AM why is this NOT in IMAX 3-D? by krull rulesOct 2nd, 2009 09:16:59 AM Its A comedy? by Horny4HarryOct 2nd, 2009 09:17:49 AM All you need now is fake
props. by bizarroAsimovlivesOct 2nd, 2009 09:18:26 AM I'm already starting to feel
the SUCKAGE!! by jawsfanOct 2nd, 2009 09:20:44 AM Looks awesome... by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 09:22:36 AM If this is the kind of movie
we will get from now on... by jawsfanOct 2nd, 2009 09:22:41 AM Apparently... by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 09:28:09 AM Fuck me, that was nuts. by HoboCodeOct 2nd, 2009 09:30:25 AM yuck. by RedHorseVectorOct 2nd, 2009 09:33:12 AM On a serious note... by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 09:37:23 AM That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! by Sonny_WilliamsOct 2nd, 2009 09:37:52 AM I HOPE THE PANDAS ARE OKAY
THOUGH by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:45:08 AM I Feel Dirty by AutodidactOct 2nd, 2009 09:45:11 AM another Roland Emmerich
disaster film? by WhoDisOct 2nd, 2009 09:48:45 AM CGI by JamesTOct 2nd, 2009 09:54:48 AM "No lives were lost in the
making of this film" by bahOct 2nd, 2009 09:55:35 AM prequel to WATERWORLD by mynamesdanOct 2nd, 2009 09:57:57 AM BUT SOME OF US DO CARE THAT
JOHN CUSACK SURVIVES by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:58:28 AM GUESS THERE'S NO NEED TO PAY
THE CREDIT CARD BILLS ANYMORE by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 09:59:55 AM WILL THERE BE A Wii GAME? by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 10:01:28 AM WhoDis by WavingFlagsInSpaceOct 2nd, 2009 10:02:01 AM Roland Emmerich is Irwin Allen
reincarnated! by vosborne951Oct 2nd, 2009 10:04:19 AM Why do gorillas need 2 hands ? by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 10:05:07 AM a thought.. by vosborne951Oct 2nd, 2009 10:06:51 AM stupid stupid comments in
here... by soup74Oct 2nd, 2009 10:22:32 AM Yeah because that plane had to
fly through all of that! by HollywoodHellraiserOct 2nd, 2009 10:23:43 AM Does the MPAA have a rating
for "flagrantly retarded"? by YackBackerOct 2nd, 2009 10:24:38 AM 2012: THE DESTRUCTIONING by ZahaladeenOct 2nd, 2009 10:37:31 AM Disaster movies by BoneyardOct 2nd, 2009 10:41:38 AM This is the movie that will
kill CGI by YackBackerOct 2nd, 2009 10:42:57 AM by saintaugustOct 2nd, 2009 10:43:10 AM absolutely hilarious by Miyamoto_MusashiOct 2nd, 2009 10:43:56 AM What will Emmerich destroy
next? Foundation! by saintaugustOct 2nd, 2009 10:44:00 AM agree it looks like a ride by Miyamoto_MusashiOct 2nd, 2009 10:46:25 AM Cliche 101 by BoggyCreekBeastOct 2nd, 2009 10:46:56 AM Worth it for the "what would
it look like" factor by MovietoolOct 2nd, 2009 10:50:39 AM my literary masterpieces club by soup74Oct 2nd, 2009 10:51:10 AM LOOKS BETTER THAN
THUNDERSMURFS THOUGH by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 10:52:59 AM I'LL WATCH THIS AND
CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY
BACK-2-BACK by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 10:53:57 AM Exploding zombies from a
parallel universe by Miyamoto_MusashiOct 2nd, 2009 10:55:04 AM Thundersmurfs by Miyamoto_MusashiOct 2nd, 2009 10:58:28 AM fucking hypocrite harry by Logan_1973Oct 2nd, 2009 11:03:55 AM The Mayan's were right! by LGMOct 2nd, 2009 11:04:11 AM now this looks fun I will be
seeing this by skiffOct 2nd, 2009 11:06:35 AM As Bill Hicks said, by ILikeScotchOct 2nd, 2009 11:06:44 AM no way, ilikescotch.. by soup74Oct 2nd, 2009 11:08:31 AM LGM agree with you by Miyamoto_MusashiOct 2nd, 2009 11:14:18 AM Why AVATAR sucks, and why
AVATARDS suck each other. and
why AICN by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 11:19:50 AM THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTIONOct 2nd, 2009 11:23:40 AM BSB, amen! by YackBackerOct 2nd, 2009 11:24:07 AM Sim City: THE MOVIE by Neosamurai85Oct 2nd, 2009 11:26:41 AM This will be awesome. by VicenzoVOct 2nd, 2009 11:27:26 AM This whole thing looks like
one of Harry's Taco Farts by BoRock_A_BoomerOct 2nd, 2009 11:30:46 AM You ever had one in your face? by VicenzoVOct 2nd, 2009 11:32:57 AM Best episode of The Hills
EVER!!! by dixieflyerOct 2nd, 2009 11:37:29 AM it looks like a cartoon by snowtiresOct 2nd, 2009 11:42:56 AM Why isn't THIS movie in 3D? by aceattorneyOct 2nd, 2009 11:44:04 AM I have a bit of a conundrum... by BiggusDickusOct 2nd, 2009 11:44:17 AM um.. anyone a psychology major
here? by soup74Oct 2nd, 2009 11:45:19 AM BAD CANDLE JACK MAKE MAN OF
YOU, by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 11:51:05 AM Fuck Roland Emmerich by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 11:52:54 AM Michael Bay, Jar Jar Abrams,
Roland Emmerich and Robert
Zemeckis by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 11:53:44 AM Devlin and Emmerich... by lprothroOct 2nd, 2009 11:55:35 AM outrunning an earthquake!!! by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 11:57:40 AM Fuck Roland Emmerich by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 11:58:38 AM I'm with Harry... by Snarky2Oct 2nd, 2009 11:58:48 AM BRING ME THE HEAD JAMES
CAMERON by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 12:01:41 PM BRING ME THE HEAD OF JAMES
CAMERON by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 12:01:49 PM BadCandleJack by AutodidactOct 2nd, 2009 12:01:52 PM Ourunning tektonic plates... by REVENGE_of_FETTOct 2nd, 2009 12:08:41 PM Dumb as Sarah Palin by yer mamaOct 2nd, 2009 12:10:46 PM THEY ARE DRIVING AWAY FROM AN
EARTHQUAKE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENOct 2nd, 2009 12:12:16 PM Roland Emmerich gives Michael
Bay a run for his money by crazybubbaOct 2nd, 2009 12:12:28 PM MAY WE GIVE THANKS TO GOD... by BADCANDLEJACKOct 2nd, 2009 12:13:15 PM How did they get in teh plane
so quick?? by mattforce7Oct 2nd, 2009 12:13:22 PM How did they get in teh plane
so quick?? by mattforce7Oct 2nd, 2009 12:13:24 PM Oceans rising over the
Himalayas = I vote "No" by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 12:15:20 PM @mattforce7 by paviodOct 2nd, 2009 12:17:36 PM Is this suppose to be SYFY
channel movie? by Disney_Retcond_my_STDOct 2nd, 2009 12:23:52 PM Here's why this movie will
suck. Seriously now. by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 12:34:33 PM On the other hand . . . by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 12:36:49 PM "Why can't we see hillbillies
on fire for a change? " by AlientoastOct 2nd, 2009 12:37:03 PM YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE
SHAKESPEARE?!?!?!? by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 12:37:58 PM That was retarded... by allykatDOct 2nd, 2009 12:38:08 PM jesus this movie looks
terrible by Gungan SlayerOct 2nd, 2009 12:45:49 PM I TRUST JOHN CUSACK TO SOW THE
SEEDS OF A NEW CIVILIZATION by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 12:46:16 PM Emmerich will attend the
premiere.. by sirensOct 2nd, 2009 12:46:50 PM The other thing that pisses me
off about these movies... by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 12:48:33 PM I'm not going to watch this
fucking movie!! by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 12:49:34 PM "Oh my God! Here come the
special effects!" by sapno_kreiOct 2nd, 2009 12:50:25 PM Outrunning earthquakes, for
fuck's sake!!! by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 12:51:44 PM WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD SAVE
HUMANITY IF NOT PRES. GLOVER? by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 12:54:44 PM SINCE THERE'S NO PROFIT IN
SAVING HUMANITY by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 12:56:05 PM allykatD by sirensOct 2nd, 2009 12:57:07 PM allykatD by sirensOct 2nd, 2009 12:57:13 PM I'm just not impressed or even
slightly interested in this
kind by MrhazardOct 2nd, 2009 12:58:56 PM YOU WANT JOHN CUSACK TO SIT
AROUND AND JUST DIE? by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 12:59:19 PM of thing anymore... by MrhazardOct 2nd, 2009 12:59:24 PM THIS MOVIE CAN BE IMPROVED
ONLY BY ONE THING by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 01:06:07 PM BringingSexyBack: Why assume
anyone has to save us? by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 01:08:00 PM QUICKY, THE FROST IS CHASING
US!! by mattforce7Oct 2nd, 2009 01:08:37 PM ROYSTON DUDE, YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR NUTRITIONAL VALUE IN CANDY by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 01:12:51 PM ROYSTON, DID YOU SEE KNOWING? by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 01:14:44 PM It's one of the reasons
Battlestar Galactica was so
good. by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 01:15:59 PM Nutritional Value in Candy.
HORSESHIT. by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 01:16:46 PM It's definitely looking
better... by JakaOct 2nd, 2009 01:17:01 PM My eyeballs have been
definitely been fondled.
BUT... by Cheif BrodyOct 2nd, 2009 01:17:18 PM YOU PRAISED WATERWORLD?!?!! by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 01:17:19 PM Can it Royston. by HoboCodeOct 2nd, 2009 01:23:27 PM CALL ME A SOCIALIST BUT IF THE
GOVERNMENT BUILT AN ARK by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 01:30:59 PM Curious. I'm a conservative
paranoid, and yet... by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 01:31:07 PM Or the union uprising
storylines. by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 01:39:06 PM Movietool.. by nolan bautistaOct 2nd, 2009 01:39:15 PM nice by GINGE_MUPPETOct 2nd, 2009 01:48:24 PM "Goddamn, we should talk to
kindergartners more often!" by bahOct 2nd, 2009 01:54:43 PM THAT WAS ONE TOUGH LIMO by lockesbrokenlegOct 2nd, 2009 01:56:38 PM Obama will save by Shaner JediOct 2nd, 2009 02:01:23 PM outrunning an earthquake by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 02:12:26 PM In Roland Emmerich's movies,
everybody outruns physics by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 02:13:41 PM Destruction all the way
through please, unlike Day
After Tomorro by Damien ChowderOct 2nd, 2009 02:19:06 PM CGI Isn't Getting any better by blue_dogOct 2nd, 2009 02:24:28 PM "no matter how high I get,
this will still suck
massively" by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 02:28:05 PM Bor-ring by Disco_sucksOct 2nd, 2009 02:34:09 PM Wow, my brain just shut
down..... by drewliciousOct 2nd, 2009 02:36:11 PM Unintentionally Funny? by Maynard G. KrebsOct 2nd, 2009 02:36:35 PM THEY ARE DRIVING AWAY FROM A
FUCKING EARTHQUAKE!!!! by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENOct 2nd, 2009 02:40:57 PM Seriously, look at Chud.com's
take vs. Harry's... by Mr WilliOct 2nd, 2009 02:41:25 PM One thing I am wondering
about... by ebonic_plagueOct 2nd, 2009 02:43:46 PM The plane HAS to fly low... by VicenzoVOct 2nd, 2009 02:49:27 PM I bet one of the arks is
named... by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 03:07:08 PM Complete suck by bdbubOct 2nd, 2009 03:08:19 PM The arks will be called after
derivative "american" stuff
like by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 03:16:18 PM An Ark Called God's Bitch by AsimovLivesOct 2nd, 2009 03:17:43 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!......
. by AnakinsDiapersOct 2nd, 2009 03:18:25 PM Suspension of Disbelief by The_Original_BlackRabbitOct 2nd, 2009 03:19:19 PM U.S.S. SO LONG SUCKERS by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 03:21:34 PM So, Cusacks character plot
twist is... by AnakinsDiapersOct 2nd, 2009 03:25:17 PM Looks like Michael Bay's THE
ROAD by The_Captain_of_Outer_SpaceOct 2nd, 2009 03:25:23 PM This looks spectacular by ufoclub1977Oct 2nd, 2009 03:26:07 PM Cusack's character is an
asshole, eh? by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 03:28:59 PM "ONE DATE WILL UNITE US ALL" by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 03:31:07 PM U.S.S. SOCIALISM by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 03:32:59 PM Starship Earth.... by AnakinsDiapersOct 2nd, 2009 03:33:37 PM YOUR KIDS WOULD HATE YOU
FOREVER by BringingSexyBackOct 2nd, 2009 03:34:14 PM STUPID by NizzutsOct 2nd, 2009 03:36:50 PM Hey everybody look! Wow!
Neat-O! Do it again daddy! by Royston LodgeOct 2nd, 2009 03:37:18 PM AND by NizzutsOct 2nd, 2009 03:38:59 PM ALL OF US LIVING IN LOS
ANGELES KNOW... by FungGweiShirComeoutOct 2nd, 2009 03:42:45 PM OK, but you've got to love the
Giant Rolling Donut. by cookylamooOct 2nd, 2009 04:13:34 PM Twist ending... by Jamie McBainOct 2nd, 2009 04:40:41 PM I kept waiting to see... by LastOfTheV8InterceptorsOct 2nd, 2009 04:41:55 PM 99 narrow escapes in 5 min... by future helpOct 2nd, 2009 04:45:11 PM ATTACK OF THE CG!!! by lockesbrokenlegOct 2nd, 2009 04:49:39 PM All that's missing... by Jamie McBainOct 2nd, 2009 05:00:13 PM if we give awards to the
crappy musical by My best friendOct 2nd, 2009 05:04:24 PM It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad
world rip off by catlettuce4Oct 2nd, 2009 05:07:36 PM Emmerich is Thelonious Monk of
Disaster Movies. by jarjarmessiahOct 2nd, 2009 05:15:35 PM No, he's the Orson Welles, of
Disaster Movies. by Jamie McBainOct 2nd, 2009 05:18:12 PM Sign me up for the blu-ray by AutodidactOct 2nd, 2009 05:43:27 PM Supposedly, this is the
heat-signature of Planet X.
Hope this i by Womb_RakerOct 2nd, 2009 06:11:11 PM How has Cusack lost
credibility? by JakaOct 2nd, 2009 06:28:56 PM And he was in One Crazy
Summer! by lockesbrokenlegOct 2nd, 2009 06:47:38 PM "Hey guys, let's fly REALLY
low near all the destruction" by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 2nd, 2009 07:06:55 PM He Fucks Shit up Real Good! by toadkillerdogOct 2nd, 2009 07:13:35 PM They left out the cut scene
where the radio turns out by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 2nd, 2009 07:25:47 PM There is no suspense here by James_Camera_OnOct 2nd, 2009 07:28:35 PM Like the guy ducking the plane
as the entire earth crumbles by Darth_InedibleOct 2nd, 2009 07:32:04 PM Pure retarded Eye Candy... by vettebroOct 2nd, 2009 07:35:27 PM Hopefully RiffTrax gets on
this turkey by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 2nd, 2009 07:37:10 PM I dont get it by SoylentGreenOnACrackerOct 2nd, 2009 07:59:12 PM and it totally makes sense... by vettebroOct 2nd, 2009 08:14:21 PM wow by chippsOct 2nd, 2009 08:19:34 PM Bad + Good = Popcorn by MonsterManZEROOct 2nd, 2009 08:23:04 PM Bad + Good = Popcorn by MonsterManZEROOct 2nd, 2009 08:23:10 PM Comedy of the year! Fucking
dying with laughter by drturingOct 2nd, 2009 08:33:38 PM I'd rather watch Michael Bay's
The Road by drturingOct 2nd, 2009 08:33:58 PM Ghod how lame. by ReportAbuseOct 2nd, 2009 08:40:15 PM As much as I worship Cameron
and expect Avatar to be the
year's by starwarriorOct 2nd, 2009 09:02:17 PM vettebro by The_Original_BlackRabbitOct 2nd, 2009 09:07:07 PM It could be fun. by Sal_BandoOct 2nd, 2009 09:09:48 PM Looks like pure unmitigated
shit by HeresyOct 2nd, 2009 09:48:54 PM Trailer tells almost all in a
great tease by luke_lymonOct 2nd, 2009 10:21:49 PM BADCANDLEJACK, CHRIS MORRIS'
JAM REFERENCE FTW!!!FACT!!! by TehCreepyThinManOct 2nd, 2009 10:31:50 PM Remnded me of Volcano by lockesbrokenlegOct 2nd, 2009 10:56:13 PM Rediculous over the top drive
through LA by iakobosOct 3rd, 2009 12:30:52 AM Lots of people dying
offscreen. by veebeeyesOct 3rd, 2009 01:02:52 AM Learn to Swim by MidnightMeatTrainOct 3rd, 2009 01:04:57 AM I'm actually working on a
script... by veebeeyesOct 3rd, 2009 01:34:29 AM Looks like another day in this
fucking traffic and gang
banging by Citizen SaneOct 3rd, 2009 01:34:36 AM I will pay to see something
else and sneak in by MacReady452Oct 3rd, 2009 02:04:39 AM veebeeyes by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 3rd, 2009 02:46:52 AM All the world's falling apart
and ONE plane takes off? by lockesbrokenlegOct 3rd, 2009 02:47:05 AM guess Stalin was right "1
death is a tragedy, by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 3rd, 2009 02:50:11 AM If Jackson Pollock's splatters
are treasured art... by PixelsmackOct 3rd, 2009 02:51:28 AM One plane ... by ReportAbuseOct 3rd, 2009 03:11:27 AM Correct Stalin quote ... by ReportAbuseOct 3rd, 2009 03:13:11 AM A Rolling Donut!!!?!?!
Hilarity!! by ol' painlessOct 3rd, 2009 03:15:04 AM If that's what their prepared
to waste on a 5min YouTube.... by Gabba-UKOct 3rd, 2009 03:17:45 AM See people outrun CGI!!!! by AsimovLivesOct 3rd, 2009 04:16:01 AM Retarded by ILoveYouAllOct 3rd, 2009 04:19:06 AM John Cusack: "I finally sold
my ass for money" by AsimovLivesOct 3rd, 2009 04:19:19 AM Maybe Emmerich is showing us
what nazi filmmaking by AsimovLivesOct 3rd, 2009 04:21:06 AM Looks completely fucking
retarded... by AutodidactOct 3rd, 2009 04:23:57 AM Whoa! Total Fucking
Destruction - The Movie by Motoko KusanagiOct 3rd, 2009 04:27:09 AM .. uh, Con Air? by AutodidactOct 3rd, 2009 04:29:29 AM The "arks" by AutodidactOct 3rd, 2009 04:33:04 AM Where's my ten dollars? by OnOOct 3rd, 2009 04:40:11 AM DONUT!! by ManiaqOct 3rd, 2009 04:45:20 AM So damn sick of the protag
divorced dad who has to by CreasyBearOct 3rd, 2009 07:03:00 AM ".going to the cinema in
London costs £10.00 there or
thereabout by FlipaoOct 3rd, 2009 07:51:45 AM Yup. Fun Fun Fun! by BetsyRossOct 3rd, 2009 08:17:21 AM Every movie by DutchDuckOct 3rd, 2009 08:42:25 AM Divorce by DutchDuckOct 3rd, 2009 08:44:12 AM I love ID4 regardless its
stupidity by ominusOct 3rd, 2009 09:23:23 AM I love this guy's films by pumamanOct 3rd, 2009 09:25:57 AM Funny by ParachutePantsOct 3rd, 2009 09:28:18 AM Waiting for Mikey Bay's Wizard
of Oz. by Sal_BandoOct 3rd, 2009 10:40:05 AM I'm watching ID4 actually
right now. by Sal_BandoOct 3rd, 2009 10:41:20 AM Lotsa dead bodies? Try Star
Wars!! by Sal_BandoOct 3rd, 2009 10:43:50 AM Yay Spaceships? Yay
Spaceships! by Margot_TenenbaumOct 3rd, 2009 11:00:53 AM Sal_Bando: Star Wars only
redeems itself thanks to . . . by Royston LodgeOct 3rd, 2009 11:17:56 AM Sorry, is that opinion too
right wing for the talkbacks? by Royston LodgeOct 3rd, 2009 11:19:08 AM An orgy of horrifying
destruction by TotoroSanOct 3rd, 2009 11:20:42 AM COME ON, AICN! by ThusSpakeSpymunkOct 3rd, 2009 11:32:04 AM Wheeee by Belasco_HouseOct 3rd, 2009 11:34:07 AM Hysterical! by OgmaOct 3rd, 2009 11:37:55 AM Mikey Bay's Wizard of Oz? by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 11:38:36 AM DISASTER PORN! by blackmantisOct 3rd, 2009 11:51:00 AM I willing to bet.... by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 11:58:22 AM Escape In A Plane, But Just
Don't Fly High by Graphix67Oct 3rd, 2009 12:09:56 PM God damn you, Emmerich. by JRyanHOct 3rd, 2009 12:18:50 PM Imagine.... by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 12:21:14 PM I'm not english, but.. by Georges BoucheOct 3rd, 2009 12:46:32 PM Instead of the Foundation
series, Emmerich should . . . by Royston LodgeOct 3rd, 2009 01:29:08 PM Did I just see a CEMENT MIXER
blow up like it was by finky089Oct 3rd, 2009 01:48:09 PM MEH by stalepieOct 3rd, 2009 02:18:35 PM My fear... by Margot_TenenbaumOct 3rd, 2009 02:36:13 PM The cement mixer slammed into
some gas pumps by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK
remeDonutsOct 3rd, 2009 02:38:02 PM My personal favorite bit: by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK
remeDonutsOct 3rd, 2009 02:39:38 PM Margot... by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK
remeDonutsOct 3rd, 2009 02:43:45 PM Graphix64... by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK
remeDonutsOct 3rd, 2009 02:48:58 PM Graham Hancock is a
first-class journalist. by Margot_TenenbaumOct 3rd, 2009 04:08:59 PM feels stupid but... by cifraOct 3rd, 2009 04:20:38 PM In Emmerich's world...... by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 04:25:58 PM By the way.... by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 04:27:11 PM At least Lucas doesn't pull
shit like this by lockesbrokenlegOct 3rd, 2009 05:29:02 PM Bor--ing by catlettuce4Oct 3rd, 2009 05:42:04 PM Not even fake Arnold
Schwarzenegger can save us! by MrMysteryGuestOct 3rd, 2009 06:14:58 PM I agree lockes, but that's
like saying "this shit is
better than by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 3rd, 2009 07:09:14 PM that shit" by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 3rd, 2009 07:09:32 PM Uh, Star Wars is not shit by lockesbrokenlegOct 3rd, 2009 07:12:58 PM No Star Wars (1977) is a great
movie by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 3rd, 2009 07:18:42 PM It will end up as crap - like
all his other movies by radiiOct 3rd, 2009 08:20:52 PM So the reptilian agenda.... by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 08:28:19 PM Margot_Tenenbaum by BadMrWonkaOct 3rd, 2009 08:37:43 PM JuanSanchez by quantizeOct 3rd, 2009 09:19:34 PM Asimov by Raskolnikov_was_framedOct 3rd, 2009 10:07:53 PM Asimov. did you watch the
Clone Wars cartoon? by lockesbrokenlegOct 3rd, 2009 10:19:46 PM The scene works w/some Blues
Brothers music over it by ReportAbuseOct 3rd, 2009 10:54:16 PM Welcome to CGI Porn! by Mr. BundiniOct 3rd, 2009 10:54:58 PM Much as I enjoy watching L.A.
being destroyed... by Mr. BundiniOct 3rd, 2009 10:58:07 PM why not in 3d ? by inthetrenchesOct 3rd, 2009 11:02:21 PM I'm suprised.... by Jamie McBainOct 3rd, 2009 11:16:11 PM If you look hard at the Limo
outrunning the earth
collapsing.... by thelordofhellOct 3rd, 2009 11:21:09 PM At least Lucas doesn't pull
shit like this.....you're
kidding ri by thelordofhellOct 3rd, 2009 11:26:41 PM Why is that planes can only
climb AFTER flying between
falling b by ConanreturnsOct 4th, 2009 12:19:39 AM Er, that should have included
"buildings"... by ConanreturnsOct 4th, 2009 12:21:45 AM Harry if you really liked this
by Phategod2Oct 4th, 2009 12:31:04 AM how many of you can fly a
plane? show of hands? by ManiaqOct 4th, 2009 04:49:36 AM My brother is a pilot. by Sal_BandoOct 4th, 2009 07:39:27 AM I can't be arsed with the
clones war cartoon by AsimovLivesOct 4th, 2009 08:19:30 AM Total Fucking Destruction: The
Movie by AsimovLivesOct 4th, 2009 08:40:19 AM Mickey Bay must be tearing his
own hair!! by AsimovLivesOct 4th, 2009 08:42:42 AM Bay that a big robot with
testicles by AsimovLivesOct 4th, 2009 08:45:42 AM Asi you can be funny on
ocassion by Miyamoto_MusashiOct 4th, 2009 10:18:45 AM Mammaries of Mommy is waiting
for AliensVsPreds III: by Sal_BandoOct 4th, 2009 11:18:43 AM So, I guess, that John
Cusack.... by Jamie McBainOct 4th, 2009 12:21:09 PM This is the first time by Vaginal_DeathOct 4th, 2009 01:16:23 PM So Ridiculous My Spleen Hurt. by DanteCubitOct 4th, 2009 01:48:05 PM The worst part of this
is........ by thelordofhellOct 4th, 2009 03:32:06 PM suction? really? get the fuck
outta here by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 4th, 2009 03:35:43 PM the X from Outer Space is more
plausible. by Sal_BandoOct 4th, 2009 04:43:50 PM Imagine if the arks were part
of an election campaign. by Royston LodgeOct 4th, 2009 05:04:58 PM Cusack already played the part
of by LeeMajorsOct 4th, 2009 05:04:59 PM Roland the fucking waterhead! by SupermanEmpireOct 4th, 2009 05:08:49 PM w/ Thomas McCarthy as Kenny
Bania!!! by tangcameoOct 4th, 2009 05:49:25 PM How will Emmerich top this? I
know how! by tangcameoOct 4th, 2009 05:53:35 PM Yeah, and the destruction
scene is done . . . by Royston LodgeOct 4th, 2009 06:39:28 PM DanteCubit coins the best
phrase ever! by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK
remeDonutsOct 4th, 2009 08:03:39 PM Emmerich is OBVIOUSLY taking
the piss here by FluffyUnboundOct 4th, 2009 08:05:55 PM Royston, that's just too
fuckin' bad for the
rednecks!.. by FlurryOfChocolateGlazedKrispyK
remeDonutsOct 4th, 2009 08:08:34 PM Slapstick Armageddon by Jamie McBainOct 4th, 2009 09:19:17 PM That aircraft is a twin engine by ConanreturnsOct 4th, 2009 10:49:58 PM I really don't care enough to
argue about this by ManiaqOct 5th, 2009 05:16:33 AM Emmerich should make a movie
about LHC by ominusOct 5th, 2009 05:19:57 AM Sal_Bando by AsimovLivesOct 5th, 2009 05:33:24 AM FluffyUnbound by AsimovLivesOct 5th, 2009 05:41:48 AM Fuck Roland Emmerich by AsimovLivesOct 5th, 2009 05:42:47 AM this is one damn fun TB! by cloudrider`Oct 5th, 2009 07:37:06 AM NOW JOHN CUSACK KNOWS HOW THE
VULCANS FELT by BringingSexyBackOct 5th, 2009 08:18:43 AM SUCTION IS A BITCH by BringingSexyBackOct 5th, 2009 08:39:50 AM FlurryOfChocolate: The
"rednecks" being . . . by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 08:57:39 AM GET ON THE ARK by BringingSexyBackOct 5th, 2009 09:00:38 AM RAIDERS OF THE ARK by BringingSexyBackOct 5th, 2009 09:06:36 AM AFRAID OF THE ARK by BringingSexyBackOct 5th, 2009 09:08:08 AM Asimov, you are such a tool by Lost JarvOct 5th, 2009 09:08:40 AM PS- Total Fucking Destruction
the movie by Lost JarvOct 5th, 2009 09:10:43 AM TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
business opportunities. by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 09:25:35 AM Βtw Asimov did u read the
latest MAD issue? by ominusOct 5th, 2009 09:25:44 AM Forget Avatard this shit IS
FUCKING EYEBAllS in 09 by Xiphos_2Oct 5th, 2009 09:42:07 AM Xiphos: Actually, it would be
more apropos to say . . . by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 09:55:22 AM In other words, this movie's
title should be changed to . .
. by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 09:56:12 AM BCJ... by Skyway MoatersOct 5th, 2009 10:44:33 AM "TWO EYEBALLS ONE CUP" by Xiphos_2Oct 5th, 2009 10:46:19 AM Not sure if this has been
mentioned before but... by toadkillerdogOct 5th, 2009 12:37:01 PM More proof this movie is TWO
EYEBALLS ONE CUP by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 01:30:51 PM HOLY SHIT! by RickyDMMontoyaOct 5th, 2009 03:01:50 PM What a minute, first John
Cusack . . . by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 03:32:33 PM What are you on about Royston? by Skyway MoatersOct 5th, 2009 03:47:24 PM That's what touches your
nerve? by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 03:48:32 PM Ain't got no nerves... by Skyway MoatersOct 5th, 2009 03:56:50 PM Face it Royston: You ain't
funny. by Skyway MoatersOct 5th, 2009 04:04:20 PM everybody poops by Royston LodgeOct 5th, 2009 04:12:38 PM Royston Ga. by Sal_BandoOct 5th, 2009 06:09:48 PM oh and the earthquake also
stops to give them time by TakingScorpiosCallsOct 5th, 2009 06:54:18 PM THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!!! by MainMan2001Oct 5th, 2009 09:07:32 PM Lost Jarv, go fuck yourself by AsimovLivesOct 6th, 2009 06:28:49 AM ominus by AsimovLivesOct 6th, 2009 07:33:39 AM Total Fucking Ass: The Lost
Jarv Story by AsimovLivesOct 6th, 2009 10:40:34 AM Why are they in realtime while
the rest of LA is in slow-mo? by Preacher_mgOct 10th, 2009 03:56:16 AM