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Worst Movie Ever? Check The Trailer for THE TOOTH FAIRY starring The Rock...

Published at: Oct. 2, 2009, 4:09 a.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here - coming off of a great Fantastic Fest - the first thing I do is start checking out what I've missed while being wrapped up in a cocoon of Fantastic Films! And then I get slapped about the head and shoulders by... THE TOOTH FAIRY. It's one of those trailers that literally looks worse than a trip to a dentist for a root canal. See if you can watch the entire trailer. There's a part of me that wants to see it because it looks like a trailer for a made up movie in a spoof film with trailers for movies that not sane studio would actually produce. So. Parents that read AICN. Would you take your kids to see something that looks like this? And if so. Why?

Tooth Fairy got gnards!

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  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:16 a.m. CST

    I said the same thing about "The Game Plan"

    by Mr. Profit

    And look how that turned out. Whatever reason, kids love Dwayne Johnson. So I guess he is doing the movies that will make him money. Everyone has a mortgage... But I wish he would return to more bad ass action. "The Rundown" is underrated.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:20 a.m. CST

    TRICK R TREAT HAS BEEN HORRIBLY OVERHYPED!!!FACT!!!

    by CarlThorMark1978

    I’ve been hearing how this was the end all be all of Halloween Horror movies for a few years and it is most definitely NOT the case. The biggest draw, for me, was hearing that it was an anthology with interconnecting stories ala Creepshow meets Pulp Fiction. Taking a linear story, chopping it up and playing it from different perspectives, doesn’t impress me. I thought this movie was very generic from the lighting, to the direction to the acting. For those of you that think Anna Paquin is attractive, you need to get your fucking eyes checked. Her puggy nose, fucked teeth and wonky mouth killed by boner faster then a shotgun blast to the crotch. This chick should be living under a bridge, especially compared to some of the hot ass that was parading around in this movie. I now understand why Warner Brothers was ready to bury this flick and I think that you’re all fucked in the head if you think this deserved to be released theatrically. This movie was PAINFULLY average in almost every way nor did it have sufficient gore or nudity to keep my interest. Once again a case of internet sites hyping up the work of someone who’s been involved with some large scale movies (X-Men 2, Superman Returns) in the hopes that said Writer/Director will give them exclusives the next time he’s involved with another big budget studio flick and, considering that Singers career is on the downturn with SR and Valkyrie, I don’t think Michael Dougherty’s going to be involved with many more of those.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:21 a.m. CST

    Oh Dwayne...

    by Literarywanderer

    We always knew you wanted to be bigger than Hulk Hogan. Why did you have to choose this route to do so?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:21 a.m. CST

    It could be worse...

    by NemesisOfZod

    See: Hulk Hogan "acting" in anything that isn't Rocky

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:24 a.m. CST

    Access denied, can't see it

    by TheNorthlander

    Don't know if they spare Europeans or if it's the link or if they removed the trailer.<p> <p> But for the record, SOI COWBOY is imho the absolute worst movie ever in every way, shape or form.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:26 a.m. CST

    You can't handle the Tooth...

    by NemesisOfZod

    And with that horrible line and a second viewing for my wife, I'm done.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:26 a.m. CST

    Stephen Merchant?

    by MaxCalifornia.

    Uh...really?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:30 a.m. CST

    A potential classic

    by savagedave

    I think we can all agree.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:34 a.m. CST

    The Rock's waxer gotta eat!

    by JuanSanchez

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:59 a.m. CST

    Hey -

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    I like THE GAMEPLAN.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:33 a.m. CST

    Did the Rock get sentenced to this movie for dashing some kid's

    by Pop_aristocrat

    Seriously, why would he do this willingly?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:39 a.m. CST

    AT LEAST IT AIN'T JJ'S STAR TREK

    by TAINTLICK

    FFS.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:42 a.m. CST

    Link doesnt work

    by darrenspool

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Try this link http://tinyurl.com/tthfry

    by onezeroone

    Harry's link is off Yahoo movies, so this should get you what you want.<p> http://tinyurl.com/tthfry <p>

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:48 a.m. CST

    Btw, STAN HELSING, anyone has any idea

    by onezeroone

    if it was from some pair of genius minds that gave us classics like DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:36 a.m. CST

    So it's an even worse THE SANTA CLAUSE?

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    And, fuckity fuck fuck - how far can Julie Andrews fall? You were Mary Poppins for fuck sake! Now you're in an unfunny-looking Rock kids movie with fake looking wings?<p>Arrrrgh!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Oh my God

    by ballyhoo

    I am honestly stunned at this. It's dreadful. I can't believe this exists.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Hey now, NemesisOf Zod...

    by Quarantined

    ...Thunder in Paradise was awesome, and you know it!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:49 a.m. CST

    yet again they bitch and moan...

    by Bouncy X

    over a kid's movie. oh and i know i know i know... "just because its a kid's movie doesn't mean it has to be..." insert whatever lame adjective they throw. but yeah, its a movie made for kids, little kids at that...of course its crap. as for julie andrews, mary poppins is just as retarded so i dont see the big difference here.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:57 a.m. CST

    It actually looks good

    by estacado1

    I'd watch it if it was on HBO and nothing else was on. But I'm not going to pay money to go see it. Plus, The Rock should be successor to Stallone in Rambo. He could be one of his distant nephews who is in the Navy Seal and has only heard stories about John Rambo. In the upcoming Rambo movie, Rick Rambo is part of the elite team in fighting the monster-soldier in the jungle together with John Rambo. They form a bond and John Rambo says "I'm too old for this shit, you take over." And in the next next movie, Rick Rambo follows the footsteps of John and goes to Afghanistan to kick AlQaeda ass.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:10 a.m. CST

    harry...

    by TheKGB

    why cant you for once put a good link that lasts one day on your friggin site?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:15 a.m. CST

    THE ROCK GOTTA EAT!

    by ricarleite2

    Lasagna mostly.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Open Letter To Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson . . .

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    Man, you were the next big action star but out of nowhere you turned to pandering to kids? What the hell? Now I can understand diversifying your portfolio for a film or two but you're quickly becoming a new generations mickey mouse. “Can we get the Rock to do the nutcracker?! An old fashioned prince and the popper would just be boring . . . let’s throw some Rock in there! A Rock-y Christmas is where the money would really roll in!” Might I be so kind as to remind you that the 20 to 30 year old male wwe watching audience is what got you your start. And what kinda films would testosterone driven males be watching? Action movies! That’s not to mean I want to pigeon hole you but there’s a tiny bit of love that comes with what I’m saying. You could of had a respectable acting career. An action movie here, a comedy there, a kids movie and maybe even some drama. You in brightly colored tights and fairy wings is NOT what the vast majority of us want to see! Come back to us Rocky. Come back before it’s too late . . .

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:33 a.m. CST

    Rock should go back to WWF

    by Titus05

    I expect this sort of crap from The Rock...but what are Ashley Judd, Billy Crystal and Julie Andrews doing in this movie?...didn't they read the script before saying yes?...is this some form of punishment for them?...community service?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:35 a.m. CST

    I laughed.....

    by bizarroAsimovlives

    and laughed, and laughed.... <p> It looks Funny, Ridiculous even, <p> Toughest, meanest, man in Hockey sentenced to being a tooth fairy? <p> Can you smell what the Rock is making from doing children's movies? <p> Besides fairies, it's got Julia Andrews too? Certain sectors of the Gay community is going to be all over this! <p> Junior won't be seeing this one til' he's old enough to make his own choices!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Race to Witch Mountain was the worst ever!

    by bizarroAsimovlives

    I shelled out money for that one!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:45 a.m. CST

    You brought her, you molar...

    by muggsly

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:46 a.m. CST

    I didn't even recognize Billy Crystal

    by Kief_Ledger

    Oh how the mighty have fallen.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:47 a.m. CST

    'fraid not, Chief.

    by Darkman

    It's not even the worst trailer I've seen this year. The trailer for I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER not only made me want to kill everyone involved with that movie. It also made me want to kill complete strangers. <br><br> This...it looks neither interesting nor downright awful. It's just there. Two things, though: a) I doubt that five writers were really needed for this and b) Holy shit! Billy Crystal! The bit at the end was amusing, but someone needs to get him back hosting the Oscars. <br><br> Oh, and unless it includes the words, 'Welcome', 'to', 'the' or 'Dollhouse', it's not the worst movie ever. You're welcome.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Nope ... didn't make it ..

    by Franxious

    ... got about 30 seconds in ...

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Looks Better than Quantum Of Solace!

    by Drsambeckett1984

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:12 a.m. CST

    Wow...Toof Day!

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Everyone could wrap their teef up in little celophane paper, an' leave it under tha tree an' leave me milk an' cookies...

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:17 a.m. CST

    All it was missing was Rob Schneider as a carrot.

    by Slippy

    Was this a South Park spoof? Der de der.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Look deep into Julie Andrews' dull, jaded eyes

    by Sepulchrave

    See how she has died inside. Finally, a film has been made that could extinguish that legendary spark forever. Now, there's nothing about Maria. Nothing.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Anyone seen Southland Tales?

    by theeternalhipster

    In my humble opinion.. Southland Tales is the best movie The Rock ever made... He was cast perfectly by Richard Kelley in that movie.. if you don't know what I'm talking about go rent it now... I can't understand why after making a movie with the creator of Donnie Darko he would lower himself to this shite!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Open letter to adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    by Chadley BeBay

    you sound like a pussy. You wanna see Rock with his shirt off fighting bad guys? The Rock sucks no matter where he is.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Does The Tooth Fairy Jump the Shark? No

    by James_Camera_On

    Does The Tooth Fairy Nuke the Fridge? Not quite. Does The Tooth Fairy Fist the Beaver? Yes. Oh yeah. How I bet the Rock wishes he were in Scorpian King II (or is it III?): The Revenge instead of this garbage.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Chadley

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    I couldn't care less what you think.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Arnold?

    by entrafis666

    Wasn't this a proposed arnold film in the 90's? Crappy idea then too.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:06 a.m. CST

    HOLY FUCK

    by BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER

    That was excruciating. I'm embarrassed for him.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Eternalhipster, that's a terrible trap you have set there

    by George Newman

    The rock may be good in the movie, but it is a wildly awful film. I was looking forward to it; i was skeptic of the negative reviews. But dang, that thing just did not tie itself together in the end

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Links to Yahoo Movies from AICN Never Work

    by kevinwillis.net

    At least not for me. Weird.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Here's the deal

    by dancinggopher01

    It will be better than Doom.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:20 a.m. CST

    I'll Take My Kids To See It

    by kevinwillis.net

    Because I'm pretty sure they'll both enjoy it. The oldest may think it's stupid, but I'm betting even she'll like it. I won't hate it any more than I did sitting through Twilight, which I also did for the entertainment of my children.<br><br>Doesn't look good. However, I'm always happy to see Julie Andrews.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Worst Movie Ever? A bit dramatic, no?

    by slone13

    I know a number of 6-8 year olds that will be highly amused by this.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Don't take your kids to see this.

    by daggor

    Keep your kids at home and make things out of construction paper or spend the day at a science museum or a zoo or SOMETHING. Don't make your kids stupid by dragging them to see some forgettable, mindless garbage.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Stephen Merchant is in it....

    by Anna Valerious

    ...so MAYBE I'll see it for that.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:42 a.m. CST

    This movie will teach your toddler man child

    by bizarroAsimovlives

    To appreciate Fairies! Fairies for God Sakes!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:25 a.m. CST

    The trailer was funny

    by Mr.FTW

    Will this be a classic that goes down in history? No. It's a light hearted, silly family comedy that parents can take their kids to. This is what the Rock does now and it works for him.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    What in the Blue Hell!?

    by Professor_Bedlam

    I am a huge fan of the Rock but after seeing this pile I want to take away his man card!!! Man you should be doing Predators or Zombieland with your sense of humor! Not this kid sh#t!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Stephen Merchant!

    by Crawfish

    I laughed at the cat part.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    It is on Youtube

    by Professor_Bedlam

    If you really want to shake your head or get sick to your stomach go to youtube and watch it!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Mary Poppins is not retarded

    by FeralAngel

    Jeez. Say that about the Wizard of Oz too and them's fightin' words. As for this trailer...hey, okay, I'm a cretin, but I thought it was all right. Surprisingly violent and in a funny way. No way I'd go to see this, but looks okay for kids. At least I didn't see any fart/poop/booger jokes in the trailer. And Julie Andrews? And Billy Crystal? I dunno, somehow that's...kinda...cool...

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Wasn't Arnold Schwarzaface attached to this way back when..."

    by DonLogan

    can't view the trailer, not arsed anyway...

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 11:39 a.m. CST

    What happened Rocky?...

    by AnakinsDiapers

    ...what happened?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST

    DonLogan

    by lordgrimplemort

    I thought I was the only one who remembered that. I couldn't watch the trailer either, but I remember years ago Arnold on some talk show saying he was thinking about a movie where he learned that his family was tooth fairies and he had to now take his place as one. Not sure if that's the same plot here.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    The Rock still beat Hogan at Mania so fuck you

    by Disney_Retcond_my_STD

    wrestling is real. it's damn real.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    This Movie Has No Bite...

    by Read and Shut Up

    (...the sort of humor you can expect from this sizzling piece of crap.) <p> Dwayne - what happened? You were supposed to be a contendah, the man filling Ahnold and Sly's shoes. Instead, you're filling Sandra Bullocks pumps. Not cool, dude.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Looks better than Twilight...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    and Harry loved Twilight, which mean Harry's opinions on everything is completely fucking compromised. Can't wait for his glowing review of Whip It, a truly awful, cloying, completely falsely advertised travesty.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:32 p.m. CST

    BWAHAHAHAHA He flies like Mothra

    by Geomancer21

    Violet is gonna be pissed.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Stephen Merchant said in his radio show...

    by Gods_Uncle_Bob

    ...that he thought a lot of people were gonna be surprised by the Rock. I think he was just trying to defend his stupid, horrible decision to do this shitty movie, but we'll see.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    They finally made it?

    by NubtheSquirrel

    The Rock has been attached to this movie for more than five years now. I'm surprised they actually went forward with this one over one of the many action movies he was attached to. It makes sense though. He's a dad, and he's making movies that he can take his daughter to see. As far as how bad it looks, I've honestly seen worse.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 1:22 p.m. CST

    You gotta be fucking kidding me!

    by Clavius

    This is real? I mean really real? They're actually releasing this in theaters and expecting people to pay for a ticket to see it?<br> <br>You know, I was just wondering what the hell Billy Crystal has been up to lately, and now that I know, it makes me kind of sad.<br> <br>And to Julie Andrews, Ashley Judd and Stephan Merchant WHAT THE HELL MAN? YOU'RE ALL ABOVE THIS KIND OF CRAP.<br> <br>I gotta wonder how large the dumptruck was carrying the money that convinced them to be in this.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Fuck Me

    by Disco_sucks

    I guess once you're famous and you've got some money in the bank there's nothing you won't do to maintain that lifestyle, eh? Can you imagine the level of rationalisation necessary to surrender your dignity to this extent?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Remember when people thought Dwayne...

    by hallmitchell

    Was going to be the next action hero to rival Schwarzenegger and Stallone? Those days are long gone.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST

    The Rock always sucked donkey balls

    by HerbWestAustin

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Damn. The Rock is...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    an even bigger fag than I thought!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Billy Crystal's a douche too.

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Why such surprise?

    by HarryCalder

    I like Dwayne a lot, but he sold out such a long time long ago. And I'm sure all these comments will have him crying all the way to the bank. Shitty as this may be, I'll bet it's in the black its first weekend, fucked as that is.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Instead of shelling out money for this tripe...

    by HoboCode

    get on YouTube and download the old "toof fairy" sketch from SNL with Eddie Murphy. Comedy genius.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:31 p.m. CST

    NOT the best way to introduce Merchant to the USA

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    Couldn't Ricky pull a few fucking strings for him?... <p> And on a side note, anybody else getting a whole "Miracle Max" vibe from Crystal's performance in the preview?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Santa Clause wannabe

    by Maynard G. Krebs

    nuf said.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Funny People 2

    by WS

    Is this trailer actually some weird meta-promotion for another Judd Apatow movie? I mean, it looks exactly like the fake Adam Sandler movies in Funny People.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    LOL!

    by kafka07

    Wow, such crap! I know I shouldn't be surprised, but fuck damn that looks horrible!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    I believe

    by Gozu

    I firmly believe Hollywood will come up with something worse simply because I never thought I'd ever see something THAT bad not being sold direct-to-video.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    The Rock has the same agent as Eddie Murphy

    by ugh

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST

    The Prince and the Popper?????

    by I Max U Mini

    You know you just gave some hack an idea about an African Prince and a street dancer (popper) trading places. It's PAUPER!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    A Family Friendly Movie

    by Karuma

    Why all the hate? If you don't want to go see it, don't, but quit being such little girls and trying to put stuff down when it is obvious that they are not aiming this movie at you. And by you, I mean the parent's basement dwelling, anime loving, self-loathing film elitist, who thinks that any movie that does not feature either a super hero, lots of nudity, or a foreign language, is beneath their contempt. Not everything is made for the irrationally coveted 18-49 year old demographic who, by the way, will be taking their 10 year old's to see this movie. And Harry, you ask, would I watch this movie? Of course I would. It stars Duane Johnson, who is almost always in the kind of movie that gets blasted by the posters on this site, but still manages to make money and be the kind of movie that children will watch over and over and adults, who are not jaded by overly zealous critics who think they know everything about what people want to or should watch, will think is "cute". Just back off. Some people like this kind of stuff. Just because you don't doesn't make it bad.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST

    He looks...."weird"....or is it just me?

    by puppiesandicecream

    Is it just me, or does it seem like once a lot of actors "get big" in their career, that they begin to look like women?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:48 p.m. CST

    It's for kids guys. And it will make a shit load of money.

    by GQtaste

    For all the actors in this film they willl get a hefty payday. And that's why they did it. Use your heads for just this time.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:50 p.m. CST

    The worst movie ever?

    by BiggusDickus

    I find it hard to believe this film could be any worse than some of these abominations that your poor, misguided Biggus has had to sit through...<p>The top ten, in no particular order:<p>Bloodrayne<p>Highlander 2<p>The Matrix Reloaded<p>Hallowe'en 3 (despite the lovely Stacey Nelkin)<p>The Core<p>Godzilla (Emmerich's one)<p>Jurassic Park 2 (a reeking turd of a movie)<p>Jacob's Ladder<p>Natural Born Killers<p>AVP Requiem<p>There's an entire twenty-four hour of sweet, precious life I won't be seeing again anytime soon...

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 3:55 p.m. CST

    what the fuck was that shit???

    by blckmgk13

    no seriously......

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    ... aaaand there went my last drop of faith in mankind.

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    seriously. how can this exist?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Stephen Merchant is in this????

    by Cedar_Room

    holy shit - what have you done you lanky goggle eyed freak?

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    BiggusDickus, are you serious?!

    by blade_walker

    What the fuck is Jacob's Ladder doing on that list?! That's one of the best films of the 90s IMO.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Wost Movie Ever cont'd

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    worst pile of shit i've ever had the displeasure of sitting through in a theatre was "They"; dreck which permanently revoked my then-girlfriend's movie selection privileges.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    blade_walker...

    by BiggusDickus

    I know, I know...I've had this converstion with a lot of people who really dug that one, but I went in expecting some nodding-headed 'demon' shenanigans and came out having been scammed by a Bobby Ewing 'it was all a dream' ending.<p>Probably just me on that one, then...

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:26 p.m. CST

    The Scorpion King and Mary Poppins...

    by Jamie McBain

    In the same film? Wow, I would have loved to seen the pitch, that was given to get this baby greenlit!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Any bad movie list

    by Mike Fornes

    has gotta include RobotJox. Spoiler Alert Climax = Phallic Chainsaw

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Actually, it does remind of the South Park episode!

    by Jamie McBain

    All that's missing is Rob Schneider, as The Stapler.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    The Scorpion King!

    by BiggusDickus

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Yep, that's another one!

    by BiggusDickus

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:43 p.m. CST

    What...

    by paviod

    ...the fuck did i just watch? My eyes are bleeding.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Those of you "hating"

    by NemesisOfZod

    Carry on. Somewhere Universal is bringing the original Bruce out of mothballs just so Dwayne "I'm not The Rock/Now I am Again" Johnson can jump it in style as they film a new version of Happy Days starring him in every role. I don't dislike his body of work, but as a whole it speaks highly of his ability to pick a paycheck over a project. My kids loved the hell out of The Game Plan, and my wife bought it just for that reason alone. This, on the other hand, proves there is not enough brain bleach to wipe clean the viewing of this trailer. And yes, Southland Tales was as incredible as Doom was terrible. Anyone else preparing to state the obvious, there is a talkback for Transformers 3 with your name all over it.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:01 p.m. CST

    BiggusDickus

    by blade_walker

    OK I can understand that not everybody likes Jacob's Ladder, but is it honestly one of the worst movies you've EVER seen? I hated Synedoche NY, but it is no way one of the worst films I've ever seen. I can think of a dozen movies that are ten times worse than Highlander II...like MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE, TROLL 2, MAC AND ME, MEET THE SPARTANS, etc.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:09 p.m. CST

    blade_walker...

    by BiggusDickus

    Happily, I've not seen any of those, but my (badly-made) point was to illustrate the films I'd seen that - I thought - were supposed to be decent based on their trailers and/or premise.<p>Things like 'Meet The Spartans' I wouldn't go and see anyway because they look like total shite from the off.<p>However, if you're seriously telling me you've sat through ten films you felt were worse than the execrable 'Highlander 2', then you, sir, are some kind of stamina god. Mrs. Blade_walker must love you to bits!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Wow... Billy Crystal is also in this film?

    by Jamie McBain

    I would ratch City Slickers 3, then thi warmed over piece of crude.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Schwarzenegger was supposed to make this...

    by Uga

    ... 15 years ago. He was attached for a long time.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:54 p.m. CST

    WORSE THAN THE NEW TREK? NAY.

    by TAINTLICK

    NOTHING COULD BE THAT BAD.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 5:55 p.m. CST

    No, this is not the worse movie of all time...

    by Jamie McBain

    Stan Helsing, looks even worse than, The Tooth Fairy. It looks like so,ething created the people who btought us, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet The Spartans.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST

    TAINTLICK

    by BiggusDickus

    Don't be a buffoon. New 'Trek' was merely an average summer blockbuster. Not brilliant and not dreadful. Are you seriously telling us this was so-o-o bad that even 'Van Helsing' would've been a more valid use of your time?<p>No, I thought not.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 6:56 p.m. CST

    "He's the meanest man in (fill in the blank)--"

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    "Now he's got to (fill in the blank with something gay) because the kids need (fill in the blank with something that pulls the heartstrings) and only this bad mutha can (fill in the blank with a bad double entendre)!" Jesus. Film is dead to me.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:04 p.m. CST

    DO YOU SMELLLALALALALALLALALALALALALLALA

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    WHAT THE COCK. IS. COOKIN.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:56 p.m. CST

    THE NEW TREK WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST FILM

    by TAINTLICK

    I'VE SEEN IN 20 YEARS. IT WAS PURE AGONY.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 7:56 p.m. CST

    I will show my kids...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...Nekromantik before I show them this. Back to back, as a double feature. Nah, seriously I will do everything in my power to keep the kids from watching this one (fat lot of good it did for Beverly Hills Chihuahua).

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:34 p.m. CST

    You mean that the new Star Trek movie......

    by Jamie McBain

    Was worser than Battlefield Earth, Glitter, Crossroads, and Gigli, combined? Then it must suck hard core bad, then!

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Tooth Fairy >Inglorious Assturds.

    by Sal_Bando

    Search your feelings. You know it to be so.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 9:06 p.m. CST

    No...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    just no.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:08 p.m. CST

    Jamie McBain

    by NemesisOfZod

    "Worser"?! That sound you just heard was no doubt your English teacher gently sobbing to herself.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:35 p.m. CST

    doesnt look great

    by steelerman

    but at least its not a remake. Its certainly better than anything that fat fuck Michael Moore puts out.

  • Oct. 2, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    fuck you that shit was funny

    by ThePilgrim

    come on now. If arnold was playing this role tens years ago people would nut the fuck up. Julie Andrews still fuckable and hot in an odd way- yes. Billy Crystal still alive, debatable, but still still funny as ever. I'm sold.

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Billy Crystal chews used tampons.

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 12:55 a.m. CST

    FIVE credited writers and directed by Captain Cool

    by Professor_Monster

    Let's see - five credited writers means there were more like 15 on this film - this script was originally going to be done by Ah-nald back in the mid ninties - looks like Dwayne got his backwash. looks like shit- but if it starred a Strips era Bill Murray - I'd be in like Flynn - as long as it wasn't directed by Michael (Santa claus - One Day at a time Captain Cool) Lembeck.

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 2:23 a.m. CST

    the 2012 footage was just as bad ...

    by Fall125

    and yet that is praised and this panned? both look unimaginably bad.

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 6:40 a.m. CST

    yeah it looks shitty

    by disfigurehead

    but Dwayne gotta eat.

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 8:38 a.m. CST

    my 12 yr old cant wait to see it

    by Rhinopoley

    while i think it looks horrible my 12 yr old daughter is all hyped up to see it. itll prob do well in theatres because of the kid factor

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Sorry, my dictionary on computer broke down, big time.

    by Jamie McBain

    But still, you got to admit, The Tooth Fairy, look's like a masterpiece, in comparison, to Battlefield Earth, or for that matter, Driven.

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    People seem to forget Kindergarten Cop.

    by Alkohal

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    I got a "File Doesn't Exist" error.

    by Royston Lodge

    Post the trailer on YouTube?

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Kindergarten Cop?

    by Jamie McBain

    I love that movie! It's hilarious! "It's not a tumor!!!!"

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Here you go, Royston.....

    by Jamie McBain

    Plus everyone else, the trailer. http://tinyurl.com/ybqnqur Dear sweet Helen Hunt, the trailer looks awful!

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Doom's not so bad

    by reagon

    For some reason, my logical brain knows that Doom is a bad movie, but I can't seem to stop watching it when it comes on TNT.

  • Oct. 3, 2009, 5:51 p.m. CST

    I like The Rock

    by liljuniorbrown

    He's the only thing that made "Be Cool" watchable. But ,people like him and Eddie Murphy both need to get out of the kiddie movie business for a while. He must be running out his deal with Disney. Hope so anyways. On a different note I would like to see a dedicated talkback to peoples worst movie ever lists. After viewing Twilight the other day, it's in my top five. That was the first time in recent memory that I ever noticed actors wearing make up in a movie. It was worse than the Wayons Brothers in White Chicks. Speaking of which I think I might have just found my number one worst film ever.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 12:33 a.m. CST

    The Rock in "Tomorrowland"

    by Moley Mole

    The Rock has one more Disney movie in the near future, based upon Tomorrowland (I hear it's set in space). Based upon who's writing it (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past) and because it's a Disney film, it will most likely be as ball-less as The Rocks last 3 Disney movies. Sigh...

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Really?

    by Mundungus

    This has to be a joke or parody trailer right. Wow.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Doom is funny

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 2:35 a.m. CST

    Doom is funny

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Space marines getting killed off one by one so routinely, one gets killed sittong on the toilet bowl alone in a creepy bathroom, it was really the keystone cops in space.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 4:09 a.m. CST

    IF YA SMEL-L-L-L-L-LLLL...

    by DutchRudder

    WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN! It probably smells, like this movie looks. Shitty.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    So, how many more films, is The Rock,

    by Jamie McBain

    contracted to make with the Mouse, anyway? Or is Tomorrowland the last one? Because if the movie version of It's A Small World, ever gets made, he should be in it.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Not the worst movie; that is AVENGERS

    by Mr_Satan

    <p>I've had the displeasure of paying for that shit movie. I thought hey it's Connery, Fiennes, Thurman, and Eddie Izzard. OOOh ass kicking commence. But no. It was stir fried shit.<p> <p>I started making fun of the movie to make myself feel better. But it screwed me even then. The jokes I started making were actually scenes in that shit storm. I dare say it's the worst movie in all creation. I dare any of you to watch it and not come back with the same conclusion.<p> <p> And wolves of wall street. An Eric Roberts strait to vid movie was fucking shit as well.<p> I've seen a lot of crappy movies this can't be as bad as those two.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 1:46 p.m. CST

    open letter continued...

    by Triple_J_72

    And in closing, Mr. Johnson... fuck you. Right in the ear.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Kindergarten Cop

    by Hipshot

    Worked because Arnold was playing off a long-established image. The Rock simply doesn't have a long string of badass movies to counterpoint--he's trapped in the same "honest! I'm harmless!" abyss that claimed Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 6:28 p.m. CST

    The Longest Yard remake was pretty damn bad

    by liljuniorbrown

    I paid to see Adam Sandlers remake of the Longest Yard..... thats the only time I'll ever admit to being mad at Burt Reynolds. Fuck that movie.

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 8:01 p.m. CST

    my God what a cliched trailer...

    by The Amazing G

    it doesn't look awful so much as bland as hell....

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 8:03 p.m. CST

    remember those Full Moon DTV kid's flicks?

    by The Amazing G

    like Pre-Hysteria? this looks like something they would come up with, but with a bigger budget

  • Oct. 4, 2009, 9:21 p.m. CST

    No, The Avengers can't be anymor worse than....

    by Jamie McBain

    Leonard, Part 6.

  • Oct. 5, 2009, 8:33 a.m. CST

    BiggusDickus

    by paulyd30

    how could you leave out CATWOMAN for one of the Worst, God awful movies ever of all time. Lets throw the two charlie angles movies in there for good measure too. Drew Barymore doing Kung Fu !!?? yeah baby yeah. Wher eis Autn Powers when you need him ? Saw the rock doing a WWE promo yesterday maybe he is comming back to WEE after all.

  • Oct. 5, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST

    I agree....

    by Jamie McBain

    Catwoman was a really bad movie, it stunk worse than kitty litter.

  • Oct. 5, 2009, 11:19 a.m. CST

    I bet it's brilliant

    by Lost Jarv

    Bear in mind that Harry loves Twilight.

  • Oct. 5, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Troll 2 is genius

    by Lost Jarv

    Nowhere near the worst film ever. <P>If you can't laugh at troll 2 then you have no soul. <P>For the worst films ever made, look no further than Robin Williams: Patch Adams, Bicentennial Man, and the unholy abomination that is Father's Day. Which also has Billy Crystal in it

  • Oct. 6, 2009, 3:50 p.m. CST

    MCBAIIIIIN! Leonard is Horrible

    by Mr_Satan

    But Avengers still wins. I dare you to watch that abortion of a "film" and not agree. I remember watching Leonard years ago, and wanting to throttle Cosby for molesting me with that shit. Then cam along Avengers and I wanted to pull my eyes out, and deafening myself for having subjected my senses to such tripe. Every time I think about that movie I get pissed to this day. Even more angry than I get when people cut me off in traffic and go slower than when I was driving.