Logo

Cool News

And The Next Stop On Our Descent Into Hell Will Be: BARBIE: THE MOVIE!!

Published at:  Sep 23, 2009 7:08:01 PM CDT


Merrick here...


Universal has allied with Mattel to bring us a live-action BARBIE movie.

The studio has made a deal with Mattel to build a live action film around its signature toy line.



In regards to producer Laurence Mark:

Mark said he felt fortunate to get the job and said there is no shortage of plot possibilities, since Barbie has held more than 120 jobs over the years.


All per THIS write-up in Variety, which goes on to discuss the canvassing of writers for the project.

As long as the movie empowers women, marginalizes men, deals with a hairstyling crisis every fifteen minutes, and is really fucking pink? It'll be awesome.










    + Expand All

    Readers Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:03:32 PM CDT

    Smithers did it first!

    by thebige

    Barbie, the Musical! By Waylon Smithers.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:03:52 PM CDT

    WTF?!!

    by chewyou812

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:04:27 PM CDT

    Stop. You're giving me a boner...

    by azultool

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:05:49 PM CDT

    Barbie?

    by wadi77

    Hollywood is crazy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:07:08 PM CDT

    Make it R rated

    by logan_1973

    and cast someone hot as the lead.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:08:18 PM CDT

    This is Bullshit...

    by yippeekaiyaymofo

    I want a live-action Barbie and the Three Musketeers green lit pronto!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:11:23 PM CDT

    Well we saw what happened with the BRATS movie

    by zoefan

    Expect more of the same.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:12:39 PM CDT

    I wonder how Barbie will be..

    by starchildad

    ALL CGI in a live action?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:13:38 PM CDT

    ...wait, live-action?...BARBIE?? Is that physically possible?

    by flickapoo

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:14:36 PM CDT

    Faye Valentine to play Barbie!...

    by flickapoo

    ...oh, wait...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:14:43 PM CDT

    120 different jobs?

    by the mighty molecule

    She's an alcoholic. They should make this a sequel to factotum and have a scene where Charles Bukowski gets drunk and slaps the bitch around. She deserves it. Barbie's a slut. There, i said it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:15:12 PM CDT

    Yet another toy movie...

    by sumatran_rat_monkey

    Why? WHY WHY WHY WHY?!? Are all the good ideas in Hollywood gone? What's after Barbie? Stretch Armstrong in 3D? Maybe someone can dust off Rock 'em Sock 'em robots and have Micheal Bay shoot it for $200 million.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:16:06 PM CDT

    ~~~PERFECT FILM FOR BRETT RATNER!~~~~

    by the marquis de side 3

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:18:11 PM CDT

    ...the hottest woman in the world...with no vagina...

    by flickapoo

    ...now that's a concept! It's got drama, it's got pathos, it's got T&A...and only T&A...you know, because of the no vagina thing...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:18:30 PM CDT

    Film for Ratner

    by sumatran_rat_monkey

    I could see Chris Tucker in drag with double F's strapped to his chest. Nah, it would still suck.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:20:20 PM CDT

    This is "cool" news and totally belongs on this site..

    by charger

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:23:03 PM CDT

    Barbie in real life.........

    by darkhawkprime

    Paris Hilton. You know the blond who dresses like a slut and go to party and get too drunk and get gangraped by the football team in Harlem

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:26:14 PM CDT

    Flickapoo

    by shran

    is actually onto a great idea for a movie. If you're going to make a Barbie movie, be accurate. Plus she could be dating a military man by the name of Joe who has "Lifelike Hair". But doesn't care about her lack of sex organ. Because he, of course, doesn't have a penis.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:27:59 PM CDT

    ...so it's a PG rated Sex and the City

    by br1947

    please let Massawyrm review it!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:30:05 PM CDT

    The big revalation about Ken?

    by clavius

    Yes it's true, this man has no dick!

    That's when Barbie dumps his ass and hooks up with old school 1960's G.I. Joe. He's got Kung Fu grip and Barbie likes it rough.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:30:34 PM CDT

    The big revalation about Ken?

    by clavius

    Yes it's true, this man has no dick!

    That's when Barbie dumps his ass and hooks up with old school 1960's G.I. Joe. He's got Kung Fu grip and Barbie likes it rough.

    Reply to Talkback

  • ...get her panties off...Just smooth, pink skin...It's a tragedy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:35:28 PM CDT

    Barbies job: Plastic Surgeon

    by castiel

    come on, you gotta give those kids something to aspire to

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:36:19 PM CDT

    FUCK YES!!

    by filmguy125

    How I have longed for a Barbie movie!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:38:53 PM CDT

    ...she better play the Magic Flute a LOT better than...

    by flickapoo

    ...Sarah Palin is my point.She better be like fucking Zamfir on that thing...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:45:16 PM CDT

    The actress will probably have nice legs and perky boobs

    by proman1984

    That means sign me up!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:45:45 PM CDT

    Nyotaimori Barbie Movie

    by mrpoop

    Nyotaimori: The Japanese art of serving food on a naked woman. In the film they could put Shrimp on her. Do you see where I am going with this?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:47:14 PM CDT

    A new all anal gangbang: The Barbie 500

    by azultool

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:56:17 PM CDT

    Bukkake

    by aphextwin

  • Sep 23, 2009 7:57:35 PM CDT

    A Crossover Between Barbie and Major Matt Mason Would Be Pricele

    by writefromleft

    Barbie: "Hey, Matt."
    Mason: "Well, hello Barbie. What are you doing at Mission Control?"
    Barbie: "Oh, well, you know." (snort) I've had like 140 jobs. And now I'm a reporter!" (snort snort)
    Enter Commander Storm.
    Storm: "Well, hello, Barbie."
    Barbie: "Hey, Commander Storm."
    Storm: "You know, Barbie, I've got a little time on my hands and I was wondering if you'd like to go for a little ride on the lunar trawler?"
    Barbie: "Sure, Storm. That sounds like a blast!"
    The alien Calisto shoots his way into Mission Control.
    Calisto: "No! It is my trawler she will ride!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:01:46 PM CDT

    Clavius

    by shran

    What a great idea that is!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:11:43 PM CDT

    Get Todd Haynes to Direct!

    by captain happy

    The man who brought you "Superstar" (no, not the Molly Shannon vehicle) could own this material!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:15:03 PM CDT

    Heidi Montag for Barbie!

    by pennsydeux

    You know it, too. The perfect choice. Vapid deluxe.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:16:53 PM CDT

    RUBBER DUCKY: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:17:07 PM CDT

    Clueless 2?

    by trannyformers_apologist

    When will we get a Slinky movie?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:17:53 PM CDT

    CONNECT FOUR II: CONNECTER AND FOUR-ER

    by pennsydeux

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:18:45 PM CDT

    ABORTION BARBIE

    by iwontwin

    comes with hanger

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:19:55 PM CDT

    I Hope Rachel McAdams Doesn't Whore Herself Out For This

    by crow3711

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:21:57 PM CDT

    SLINKY BEGINS

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

    When his parents view master and twister are killed, millionaire playboy Slinky relocates to Asia when he is mentored by Connect Four and Ra's Al Rubber Ducky in how to fight evil. When learning about the plan to wipe out evil in Candyland City by Ras Al Duckey and the league of Cabbage Patch Kids, Slinky prevents this plan from getting any further and heads back to his home. Back in his original surroundings, Slinky adapts the image of a Hula Hoop to strike fear into the criminals and the corrupt as the icon known as The Hula Hoop.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:24:40 PM CDT

    Agree w/ Merrick

    by riff_randell

    Also, this is just my view but, if it took place during the sixties/seventies, had Barbie living in a sort of "bubble" (a la Brady Bunch), with a new "job" every 10 minutes and made Ken a womanizer/gigolo, it could totally work.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:25:02 PM CDT

    YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    by dioxholsterreturns

    finally!!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:26:43 PM CDT

    Everyone who went to see Transformers is to blame for this

    by blueimmortal

    Because as soon as that shit came out the Mattel Board of Directors was all like "if Hasbro is doing it, we need to get into movies". Next thing, they will be forming Hasbro Studios, Mattel Films, then other brands will get in on the action. Harley Davidson: The Movie is probably being pitched right now.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:27:12 PM CDT

    Megan Fox should be Barbie

    by particularly hard vato

    that would be great!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:28:36 PM CDT

    SHASTA CAN : THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:28:57 PM CDT

    IPHONE BOX: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:29:11 PM CDT

    BOOKMARK: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:31:26 PM CDT

    RINGTONES: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:31:48 PM CDT

    Barbie movie by Sam Raimi

    by dioxholsterreturns

    yes i think thats possible

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:32:21 PM CDT

    G

    by dioxholsterreturns

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:32:42 PM CDT

    I look forward to Massawyrm's review

    by yackbacker

    Massa, you love this girly genre stuff more than a grown, healthy man should admit. But by God, you are one fearless mutha.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:32:49 PM CDT

    BLANK CD: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:32:57 PM CDT

    GI JOE movie success

    by dioxholsterreturns

    inspired this DUH!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:33:22 PM CDT

    RE: DioxholsterReturns

    by riff_randell

    I'd pay to see that!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:34:04 PM CDT

    ETHERNET CABLE: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:34:07 PM CDT

    And I also look forward to this movie explaining to girls

    by yackbacker

    how being blonde and having big tits isn't everything, because that's the message those little fucking dolls have been spreading insipidly for decades.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:34:19 PM CDT

    SCREENSAVER: THE MOVIE

    by dioxholsterreturns

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:34:37 PM CDT

    PILLOW CASE: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:36:20 PM CDT

    Barbie teach girls to be GIRLS

    by dioxholsterreturns

    before the invention of Barbie, girls didnt even shave their legs. Geez

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:36:42 PM CDT

    I Agree with BlueImmortal

    by crow3711

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:37:08 PM CDT

    GUITAR HERO: THE MOVIE

    by dioxholsterreturns

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:40:57 PM CDT

    Barbie is paris hilton

    by dioxholsterreturns

    Barbie sex tape anyone?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:48:17 PM CDT

    actually brett ratner is making a guitar hero movie

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

    sounds awful huh? fuck i cant wait to see the trailer for that piece of horse shit

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:49:11 PM CDT

    ENERGIZER BUNNY: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:49:46 PM CDT

    DVD-ROM DRIVE: THE MOTION PICTURE

    by pennsydeux

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:50:16 PM CDT

    DRUMSTICKS: THE MOVIE

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:57:12 PM CDT

    this is the worst fucking idea ever, Goddamn...

    by the amazing g

    wanna bet they'll have that song in the trailer? (you know the one)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 8:59:27 PM CDT

    but while were on the subject of Barbie...

    by the amazing g

    I find it silly that people complain she sets "unrealistic standards" for girls, well what the fuck do you expect little girls to play with some lard-ass doll? no one complains that GI Joes set "unrealistic standards" for boys

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:04:04 PM CDT

    My Buddy: The Motion Picture

    by mediagold

    Can you imagine what could come to be if a Barbie movie became a success? "My buddy! My budddddddy! My buddy and meeeee!" sung by the Jonas Brothers!! This would soon be followed by Jesus flying down on the back of Pegasus to Earth whilst shredding an electric guitar.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:04:19 PM CDT

    ...how about BIG JIM: THE MOVIE? Please tell me I'm...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm not the only one who played with Big Jim...Apparently I was born a young white gay child...but once puberty hit developed a raging obsession with breasts and vaginas...All's well that ends well I suppose...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:05:37 PM CDT

    POOP: THE MOVIE

    by pennsydeux

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:08:12 PM CDT

    "Come on Barbie, let's go party!!"

    by jimmy_saunders

    "I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world.. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:08:36 PM CDT

    ...and any realistic Barbie movie would have to include...

    by flickapoo

    ...nine year old boys all over the world stealing her from their sister, taking Barbie's clothes off and rubbing naked Barbie all over their bodies...Because everyone else did that too...right...?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:10:05 PM CDT

    I liked this idea better when.....

    by jimmy_saunders

    it was called "Clueless".. That movie rocks!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:11:37 PM CDT

    CAVEMEN THE TV SHOW: THE MOVIE

    by phategod2

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:12:24 PM CDT

    Seriously will this be

    by phategod2

    Sex in the city for girls?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:12:47 PM CDT

    Paris Hilton to give Ken Herpes!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Coming soon to your local Multiplex!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:12:47 PM CDT

    Paris Hilton to give Ken Herpes!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Coming soon to your local Multiplex!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:13:17 PM CDT

    I'M SURE ORCI AND KURTZMAN ARE ON THEIR 1OTH DRAFT.....

    by carlthormark1978

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:13:22 PM CDT

    Already been done. Gidget.

    by fred

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:13:37 PM CDT

    Simon the Movie

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:14:18 PM CDT

    Sit and Spin the movie!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:14:48 PM CDT

    BARBIE THE MOVIE WAS ALREADY MADE BACK IN 95 AS SHOWGIRLS.....

    by carlthormark1978

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:14:51 PM CDT

    yeah FlickaPoo is right

    by the amazing g

    there needs to be scene where a giant boy comes along, picks Barbie up and takes her clothes off, but is then disappointed to find she has no nipples, vagina or butt crack

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:16:33 PM CDT

    There is one way a live-action Barbie film could be awesome

    by jardinier

    If they adapted Kurt Busiek's Beautie, about a life-size superhero mannequin:
    http://tinyurl.com/kogucp
    http://tinyurl.com/n3nc2x

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:21:54 PM CDT

    Little Boy who removes and keep Doll Heads: The Movie

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:26:11 PM CDT

    KUSAMA, CODY AND FOX WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS......

    by carlthormark1978

    Just have Barbie (Fox) work as a pole dancer who wanks her customers, throw in some light lesbianism with her co-worker Zoe Saldana, and I’m sure it could be a powerful feminist statement that sexist woman haters like myself could misconstrued as simply being a movie made by a bunch of bitches who show women engage in the worst aspects of male behavior while pandering to us to at the same time.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:31:37 PM CDT

    Who is Playing Skipper Roberts, Barbies Trashy Tween Sister?

    by conspiracy

    That's right Mothers Fuckers...You know who I am recommending....
    Sasha FUCKING Grey!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:33:40 PM CDT

    unrealistic standards...

    by bouncy x

    thats the problem with toys for girls, they arent just toys to play with. they're brainwashing tools to try and turn them a certain way. i mean is it coincidence that 99% of toys for girls are things to "prepare" them to become a mom/wife? how about letting kids just being kids and have fun. least us boys had no expectations, our toys were to have fun and let our imaginations go wild. and who cares what standards barbie represents or doesnt, she's supposed to be a toy to play with, not a model to life.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:35:46 PM CDT

    and one more thing...

    by bouncy x

    looking at teenage girls today, i'd say Barbie is actually pretty damn realistic to me. people who blame her for anything are probably just mothers jealous that their daughters look better at 15 then they ever have their entire lives.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:40:29 PM CDT

    conspiracy, SASHA GREY IS HIGHLY OVERRATED!!!FACT!!!

    by carlthormark1978

    Look up Karen Lancaume and Anastasia Blue then tell me that little deadeyed fuckdoll Grey even begins to compare?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:41:10 PM CDT

    It will be this chick lit crapfest aimed at teens

    by ricarleite2

    You know, a smart and sexy looking woman who works in NYC and succeeds, and has this gay friend. First of all, women are supposed to be either cooking, or being our cum depot. Second, no woman even looks like Barbie, and if any woman did, it would be a FUCKING CIRCUS FREAK, not a real woman.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:42:03 PM CDT

    Hey...anyone else find that commercial slightly..Pederastic?

    by conspiracy

    I dunno...it just seems...wrong.Now..I'm not saying I didn't fap it to Maureen watching reruns of Brady Bunch in the 1970s...but I was ya know..10. Today I MUCH prefer Maureen during her late teens early twenties coke whoring period...Marcia, Marcia, Marcia....

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:42:25 PM CDT

    Comedian said it best...

    by what0083

    "God help us all..."

    Surely a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:43:30 PM CDT

    Whatabout Paris Hilton? She's a cum depot

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    da dum tink!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:46:52 PM CDT

    Respect Carl...But I LOVE that dead eyed little cock whore..

    by conspiracy

    I love the no tats, I love the fresh face, I like the fact you could give her a anal fisting, throw her in the tub for a golden shower, watch her eat your spunk off a plate..then clean her up, take her to Disneyland in a "I Love Daddy" tank top, and watch the stares of disapproval as you passed her off as your daughter and made out with her on Small World. Which she WOULD DO!!!Yes..., I'm sick....but I am creative.;) lol

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:54:16 PM CDT

    Bouncy X..I Agree...15 isn't "15" anymore...

    by conspiracy

    One trip to the mall will convince you that yes..you are indeed a Ephebophile, as there is more flesh there than at butcher.
    If that does not do it...check out Stickam some boring Saturday night. 15 seems to be the new 25...at least online and in California.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 9:58:44 PM CDT

    This needs to be set in the Pee Wee universe

    by ebolamonkey

    or let John Waters have at it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:06:16 PM CDT

    It's official,

    by jae683

    American really is the land of dunderheads.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:09:55 PM CDT

    Barbie was HOT in Toy Story 2

    by nasty in the pasty

    I'mamarriedspudI'mamarriedspud

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:24:23 PM CDT

    Iggy Pop is PERFECT casting as Barbie.

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    Make it fucking happen!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Came with the mini-comic book about the underground dwelling villain Zorak, and the rest of Jim's Pack, the Whip and Torpedo?

    That Big Jim?

    Then no, you're not the only one.
    AOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:29:20 PM CDT

    That should have ended with "logo" in my last post

    by mdf2

    Everything else stands.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:33:51 PM CDT

    BARBIE or GHOST RIDER 2

    by gungan slayer

    Not sure which is worse

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:37:01 PM CDT

    mdf2...

    by flickapoo

    ...thank god. That's a relief.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:45:53 PM CDT

    Glad to help

    by mdf2

    My childhood --

    Battle royales between Big Jim, Steve Austin, the freakin' Saqsquatch, that big-ass plastic articulated Hulk figure with the torn white shirt, and the required purple pants -- Western figures like Old Shatterhand, and pretty much anyone else I could get my hands on.

    I never knew the original GI Joe -- I was an 80's Hasbro dude -- but I remember my 12" Star Wars figures, too.
    I miss all that.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 23, 2009 10:49:41 PM CDT

    120 different jobs... I hope being a hooker isn't one of them

    by darthbakpao

  • Sep 23, 2009 11:38:55 PM CDT

    Hungry Hungry Hippos the movie

    by realworldguy

    Follow Eddie Murphy as he tries to get past dem hungry hungry hippos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:03:03 AM CDT

    CHICKEN FRIES: THE MOVIE

    by zargotron

    those things are nasty

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:08:23 AM CDT

    i'd like a TROLLZ movie

    by ikickassforthelord

    that crazy hair and a pencil stuck up there butts.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:11:21 AM CDT

    I just died a little bit inside

    by angry johnny

    Once again Hollywood is strip mining American pop culture. Instead of actually actively looking for new writers who may have an original idea worth making into a movie.

    If they are smart(ed.note: doubtful), they will spoof the shit out of this. Make the fact that she's had 120 jobs the underlying plot. Ridicule everything that makes Barbie who...or what she is.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:14:00 AM CDT

    Orci have you copied the script

    by miyamoto_musashi

    of that 80's movie, "Mannequin" yet?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:15:10 AM CDT

    It needs some fat bitter women in it

    by miyamoto_musashi

    stuffing their mouths with super sized muffins and complaining about her unobtainable body.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:18:47 AM CDT

    I heard Michael Moore is attached to this

    by borock_a_boomer

    Needs to raise some capitol

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:25:41 AM CDT

    KEN & BARBIE MAKE A PORNO

    by gorgomel

  • Sep 24, 2009 1:02:17 AM CDT

    Count me in when it's NC-17 starring Megan Fox.

    by motoko kusanagi

    Otherwise, not interested.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 1:07:45 AM CDT

    The Dating for Comics Fans girl could play Barbie

    by darth_inedible

    A brilliant casting move that would boost the self-esteem of millions of even the most homely and overweight girls.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 1:09:14 AM CDT

    It could be promising if..........

    by livingdeadman

    It has elements of the creator of Barbie's story in it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1109882/Man-created-Barbie-Ken-dolls-kinky-swinger-manic-need-sexual-gratification.html

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 2:01:47 AM CDT

    VENGEANCE BARBIE!!

    by thelordofhell

    Plot: Barbie breaks up with Ken. Ken then kills Barbie's family, pets, and destroys her Malibu Dream Home. Barbie, enraged, doles out torture porn retribution like Liam Neeson did in Taken. Everyone get ready to fear......VENGEANCE BARBIE!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 2:06:10 AM CDT

    What? And still no Captain Caveman movie???

    by zombieheathledger

    There is not God.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:13:46 AM CDT

    I'm guessing the targeted audience is...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    Gay paraplegic retards with half skulls?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:15:34 AM CDT

    Honestly...

    by yesiamaplant

    I'm surprised this didn't happen before. Probably the most successful toy property in history, and there hasn't been a licensed movie yet? *shrug* Why not?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:28:03 AM CDT

    This excites me as much as...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    'Lamps: The Movie.'

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:31:48 AM CDT

    I second Ken & Barbie make a porno!

    by kbarber29

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:32:48 AM CDT

    David Linch.

    by ultimarex

    That is all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 4:07:11 AM CDT

    Blah

    by williamzabkarox

    Much rather have a live action JEM movie!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 5:18:16 AM CDT

    its only going to be interesting if

    by obscura

    a giant rips her head off and covers it in pink ghostbusters slime... surely thats how barbie is meant to be played with?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 5:55:20 AM CDT

    Off topic but what about an Earth Worm Jim movie...

    by spectrebeeyatch

    Pixar style that would be sweet. About this I just don't get how they are going to do this. But if it comments on feminism and womens looks and somehow makes fun of its self I am sure they could get Amy Adams. Otherwise they better look up Britney Snow or someone else who won't give two shits about the script.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 5:55:24 AM CDT

    plot

    by thedork

    One idea being floated around is to show that slut Barbie's secret life as a streetwalker slut named "Crystal Chandelier" who reports to her pimp, played by Mr. Bubble. Mr. YUCK, the green anti-poision ingestion icon from 70's teevee public service announcement fame, is being discussed as a possibility for one of Barbie's main antagonists.
    Various set pieces proposed for the film will allow for the construction and sale of new merchandise such as "Crackhouse Barbie", "Whorehouse Barbie", "LiveSexClub Barbie", to name but a few. If licensing and legal matters can be cleared, Barbie will be shown riding both Gumby AND Pokey in her first 21st century big screen adventure.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:00:21 AM CDT

    Toy Movies !!!!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    GI Joe, Battleship, Barbie. Oh, if only they would make a movie based on all those Star Wars toys I had as a kid.

    Imagine how cool it would be to see a real X-Wing or the Millennium Falcon on screen, and I bet Darth Vader would be really menacing in the movie.

    They could call it "STAR WARS"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:46:50 AM CDT

    WILL SMITH FOR BARBIE!!! SHIA LEBOUEF FOR BARBIE!!!

    by dr sauch

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:53:19 AM CDT

    Casting couch

    by dazzler69

    I would love to be part of that furniture. This would be one of the biggest cattle calls of all time I predict. Since all plas surgery is geared towards Barbie.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:54:17 AM CDT

    What they should do is a Zombie Barbie movie

    by yackbacker

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 7:01:50 AM CDT

    Let me guess: Paris Hilton for the lead role

    by asimovlives

  • Sep 24, 2009 7:23:36 AM CDT

    Where are they going to find an actress...

    by pessimusgrime

    ...with size 2 feet that are permanently locked into high heel position, 5 foot long legs, a 2 foot long torso with a 16 inch waist, 36 DD breasts, an 18 inch long neck, a tiny head, a small bump for a nose, trout lips, manga eyes... and blonde hair?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 7:26:45 AM CDT

    Also off topic but...

    by pessimusgrime

    ...I want Dig Doug: The Movie. I can imagine no greater cinematic masterpiece than two hours of Shia Lebeouf digging tunnels ungerground, Bugs Bunny/The Shoveler style and exploding evil gophers with a super-soaker gun!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 7:27:32 AM CDT

    Dammit, I meant...

    by pessimusgrime

    ..."underground" of course.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 7:32:33 AM CDT

    Most women and young girls are already vapid whores!

    by alienindisguise

    This will only further that pathetic trend. Fuck you hollywood

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:00:53 AM CDT

    Most women and young girls are already vapid whores!

    by lou stools

    Yet they still won't talk to alienindisguise.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:03:02 AM CDT

    I am starting to think AICN is fucking with us.

    by hint_of_smegma

    I mean, let's look at it. Harry has been posting completely WTF? articles on things completely irrelevant to us - beyond his usual 'reviews' that is, and now we're getting told about news that is, let's face it, only cool for 6 year old girls. Is it because so many of us hated the Avatar trailer, Harry? Because since then and the infamous twitter comment, I've had the distinct impression that AICN management has issued the degree "Fuck 'em. Fuck with their MINDS!! I'll give them irrelevant blue thundercats!" I'm genuinely starting to wonder.......

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:24:26 AM CDT

    Didn't Mattel actually bring out a 'pole dance Barbie'?

    by lone fox

    In a misguided attempt to cash in on that 5 minute pole danceaerobics fad a few years back when all the vapid whores(TM) lost all dignity and self respect in order to keep fit AND please men. I would watch that. Because a cinema ticket is still slightly cheaper than my local strip bar.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:26:55 AM CDT

    pitch meeting went something like

    by palewook

    think sex & the city for 10 year old girls

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:28:38 AM CDT

    Maureen McCormick

    by fkac

    I didn't know Marcia was in a Barbie commercial. Cool! Two of my childhood things put together. Seriously they make toy movies for you guys, why not us? I can take my daughter; will she receive more brain-damage than when she was taken to see Transformers? They just need to make Jem and She-Ra into movies and my world will be complete.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:43:01 AM CDT

    FKAC. Of course they can make movies for young girls.

    by hint_of_smegma

    I'm just not sure where movies on how to do dishes, empty the bank account, nag incessantly or turn into Ultrabitch once a month fits into the 'Cool News' pantheon.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:45:32 AM CDT

    Barbie in Real Life!

    by gozu

    "If Barbie were a real woman, she would have to grow to be seven feet tall. She would have a bust that was between 38-40 inches, her waist 18-24 inches, her hips around 33-35 inches. Barbie's weight would be 110 pounds. If she were a real w...oman-Barbie would have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. If Ken were a real man-he would be seven-feet, eight-inches tall. An average man would have to add seven inches"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:55:56 AM CDT

    Gozu...so an average man is 7 foot 1?

    by hint_of_smegma

    Whoever wrote the text you cribbed clearly was not of this world.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 8:56:43 AM CDT

    Hmm...

    by sillyspoofingusername

    Surely Paris Hilton needs bigger boobs to be able to "act" in this shi.. *ahem* movie?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 9:55:54 AM CDT

    I Love this Place!!!

    by benlinus

    I JUST KNEW! when I read this tagline that this TB would be milk coming out of the nose affiar, and sure enough IT IS!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:02:47 AM CDT

    This story isn't worthy of AICN.

    by royston lodge

    It'll be all over the evening news and Entertainment Tonight and talk radio. No need for AICN to bother reporting on it.
    If "Ain't It Cool News" is a question, then the answer in this case is "no".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:12:13 AM CDT

    I DO SEE A NEED FOR THIS MOVIE, IF DONE RIGHT

    by bringingsexyback

    I pity the teenage girl in this country. Disney and other media have transformed this age group (and even and ever younger) from one of innocence into one that is unapologetically sexually provocative. I think the engine started really revving with Britney Spears.

    Miley Cyrus pole dancing on an ice cream cart? I don't know about you all but that just makes me worry about where our culture is, and is heading.

    Wait. I know where it's headed. Girls Gone Wild.


    Are they CAPABLE of making a wholesome Barbie movie? One that conveys moral values and instills a sense of self-worth and innocence for girls? I'm not hopeful, but I hope so.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:13:29 AM CDT

    Haven't they already made this?

    by mr.ftw

    Wasn't it called Leagly Blonde?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:20:26 AM CDT

    I'd See a Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots Movie

    by kevinwillis.net

    This, not so much.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:22:39 AM CDT

    Template Has to Be The Brady Bunch Movie

    by kevinwillis.net

    Or it'll suck. Barbie is wholesome, gorgeous, dresses like she's fresh out of the 50s, and is naively innocent in a way that shames those around her, while at the same time having a photographic memory, which is how she has the skills to hold down over 120 jobs. She should, like, have a standing offer to go be a waitress, stewardess, or neurosurgeon wherever she's worked before.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:23:06 AM CDT

    one question

    by indianapeach

    will there be a naked barbie wrestling match staged in an eight year old boy's closet...until his sister finds out and starts screaming.........yes??

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:25:24 AM CDT

    Barbie Is Always Getting Calls for Advice

    by kevinwillis.net

    From all over the world. Like those Farm Insurance commercials.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:25:50 AM CDT

    Storyline

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Barbie lives alone and due to her low attention span can't hold down a job, hence why she is an air hostess one day, a policewoman the next etc.

    She is also wealthy due to being left lots of cash by her parents. This is why she can spend shit loads on outfits, camping vans, hot tubs etc. etc.

    One day, she magically acquires a black friend.... she just DOES, OK???

    She has failed to notice that hey boyfriend, Ken, is a screaming homo and that across the street, GI Joe lusts after her.

    Hilarity ensues!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:37:23 AM CDT

    Flick?

    by bagwanbob

    Rescue Rig or Sports Camper?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:39:41 AM CDT

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!

    by wookie_1995

    I can already tell how this is going to go down.

    The stupid retard who plays edward in stupid motherfucking gay ass twilight as KEN.

    Lindesy slut face lohan to play Barbie, And once again our t.v.'s will be infected with dumb ass tv spots of the barbie movie. and our theathers will be packed with dumb ass girls screaming and fliping out to see that edward pussy on screen.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:48:45 AM CDT

    THE PERFECT BARBIE MOVIE IS ALREADY ON YOUTUBE....

    by carlthormark1978

    Here's the link... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Qs2bhQcdA

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:49:47 AM CDT

    And this is bad news how?

    by anna valerious

    It's really no surprise I'm a woman, and I love Barbie to death as does my little niece. I just hope it doesn't go with Demi Moore's vision where Barbie isn't a real person and Ken is nowhere to be seen.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:07:25 AM CDT

    HARVEY FIERSTEIN for BARBIE!

    by sexx ed

    There is no other choice.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Seriously folks we have an iopportunity here to do an interesting satire using mtoifs from Dario Argento. Have Barbie being chased hunted by the euro nutters from Eli Roths Hostel.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:09:28 AM CDT

    That should have read Extreme Noise Terror of course.

    by wowsah156

    A bit of ENT.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:13:00 AM CDT

    DOUBLE PENETRATION OR GTFO.

    by zahaladeen

    That is all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:24:46 AM CDT

    They already made this

    by mrfight

    Bring it On: Cheerleader Barbie
    Legally Blonde: Lawyer Barbie
    Just Like Heaven: Ghost Barbie (Doctor Barbie)
    Stick It: Gymnast Barbie
    Cruel Intentions: Cokehead Barbie
    Buffy movie: Vamp Hunter Barbie

    But seriously, this is clearly geared towards children and Barbie as a brand has 99% worldwide brand awareness(actually Mattel fact). Uhm, it only makes sense, the only real question is why this didn't happen sooner? Barbie is like 75 now

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:29:20 AM CDT

    Should be a horror film in the vein of CHILD'S PLAY

    by malicehighload

    What's the point otherwise?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:31:18 AM CDT

    Barbie movie???

    by i am rocko

    What next a movie based on Battleship...oh wait...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:41:32 AM CDT

    A Teddy Ruxbin movie

    by gavdiggity

    about a vicious, mauling killing machine.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:50:00 AM CDT

    WHAT NEXT A G.I.JOE MOVIE?!?!

    by bringingsexyback

    I loved the hell out of it. It was the 2nd best movie of the summer for me.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:53:26 AM CDT

    Uh...'the f**k?...

    by pessimusgrime

    "Are they CAPABLE of making a wholesome Barbie movie? One that conveys moral values and instills a sense of self-worth and innocence for girls? I'm not hopeful, but I hope so." This from someone with the nom de plum "BringingSexyBack"??? On second thought, though... love the idea for a "Girls Gone Wild" feature!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:05:15 PM CDT

    And a couple years Later....they find her without a head.

    by cookylamoo

    Where do all the Barbie heads go, anyway? Is there a Barbie head heaven?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:10:37 PM CDT

    Remember Cameron...

    by soylentgreenonacracker

    in The Mask...when she was hot as hell...you know, before she shot the sword scene in Jason and the Argonauts....THAT would be my Barbie!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:11:23 PM CDT

    Movie: The Movie

    by niccageshairpiece

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:14:46 PM CDT

    BARBIE? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BARBIE! WHAT THE FUCK?

    by my_iq_is_135

    IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! HELP ME! I CANT BREATHE! MOTHERFUCK!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:19:47 PM CDT

    Once again BLACK BARBIE is left unopened...

    by disney_retcond_my_std

    in her box of shame. sorry black barbie, but no one wants to play with you.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:32:55 PM CDT

    THERE WAS A BLACK BARBIE?

    by bringingsexyback

    Who authorized such a thing?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:37:27 PM CDT

    Next it'll be Strawberry Shortcake the Movie

    by kbarber29

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:37:58 PM CDT

    Then My Little Ponies the Movie

    by kbarber29

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:39:34 PM CDT

    Wouldn't mind a movie where Barbie and Obama got it on!

    by kbarber29

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:40:23 PM CDT

    When the fuck will there ever be a Mirconauts Movie?

    by stalkeye

    No one gives a shit about Barbie cept for Young ladies/girls and a few flamboyany homosexuals.If the 'nauts got a live action treatment, it would fucking kill..just as long as none of these hacks:Anderson,Boll,Ratner,Orci and his butt buddy Kuntzman,etc.are behind it.I always though Baron Karza was way more badass than Vader.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:41:18 PM CDT

    Michelle OBarbie

    by stalkeye

    with hyperstrength arms.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 12:43:06 PM CDT

    Jem would prolly make a better movie than Barbie.

    by stalkeye

    With a budget of $40 Million and that's just for the holographic special effects.

    Reply to Talkback

  • ..remember Big Jim or Major Matt Mason,how about Mego's Action Jackson? wasn't that a blatant ripoff of GIJoe? yes, the first action figure to sport a Mullet...or as it was known back then,Maxi Mod hair. LMMFAO

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 1:32:20 PM CDT

    Make her an airhead ditz who can't keep a job

    by tall_boy66

    And at the end of the movie she's still an airheaded ditz who can't keep a job, but she falls backwards into a ton of money.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 1:47:24 PM CDT

    Tall_Boy66 that would be Palin, I guess.

    by stalkeye

  • Sep 24, 2009 2:07:29 PM CDT

    Tomorrow's headline: "Ellen Page cast as lead in Barbie movie"

    by royston lodge

    Cue Twilight Zone theme music...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 2:10:48 PM CDT

    The next headline: Fox greenlights live-action Barbapapa movie

    by royston lodge

    With live-action humans interacting with CGI Barbapapa family in downtown Los Angeles. Hilarity ensues!
    http://tinyurl.com/gvne5

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 2:54:38 PM CDT

    TONKA: THE MOVIE!!

    by thelordofhell

  • Sep 24, 2009 2:55:28 PM CDT

    Ken: The Male With No Genitalia

    by my_iq_is_135

    That would make one Hell of a mockumentary film, I'd go see that.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:25:45 PM CDT

    Legally Blonde, basically.

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Will there be songs?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 3:48:27 PM CDT

    Jem was TRULY outrageous

    by disney_retcond_my_std

    truly truly truly outrageous.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 4:08:50 PM CDT

    So we've got movies based on board games and toys...

    by darthvedder81

    I think food is next:

    "Pepsi: The Movie"
    "Flaming Nacho Doritos: The Movie"
    "Corn Syrup: The Movie"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 4:11:21 PM CDT

    Movie: The Movie: The Movie

    by darthvedder81

  • Sep 24, 2009 4:24:35 PM CDT

    Tim Burton should really direct Candyland

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Sep 24, 2009 4:41:15 PM CDT

    Nerf: The Movie

    by gozu

    Kevin Jonas plays Zack, the new kid at school who's Nerf skills are totally whack! But with the help of a blind janitor (Terrance Howard) and his new girlfriend (Taylor Scout Compton), he can rise to the challenge and defeat the school's reigning Nerf champion (Thomas Ian Griffith). In Real-D For In Your Face Nerf Action!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 4:59:04 PM CDT

    NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS

    by sal_bando

    C'mon it'd work.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 5:00:26 PM CDT

    And as always, it's Noted_Sage Yack_Backer.

    by sal_bando

    Three doors down, and beneathe the blinking light.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 5:05:52 PM CDT

    The Game of Life should be a Horror movie

    by my_iq_is_135

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:25:07 PM CDT

    ?

    by zodnotgod

    As long as she has huge tits and a small waist- I'm there!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:26:21 PM CDT

    Sickening.

    by zodnotgod

    Why this sudden worshiping of board games and toys as movies? Jesus, if a culture is to be judged by the art it creates- we are all fucked.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 6:58:37 PM CDT

    Michael Bay's MICRO MACHINES : THE MOVIE!

    by xxplosive

    Starring Robin Williams...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 10:21:35 PM CDT

    This TB reminds me

    by menstrual_blitz

    of this:
    http://tinyurl.com/6qbj4c

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:41:39 PM CDT

    I never had a barbie

    by meadowe

    And now I post on a talkback with forever virgins while watching Supernatural while sneak previews of Drew Barrymore directed movies starring Ellen "when I'm not a pregnant chick with ridiculously stylized dialogue I'm cuting dudes' balls off or at least threatening to do so or starring in Christopher Nolan's maxtrix remake" Page. So don't knock Barbie. She contributes more to young girls being nice and normal than you may give her credit for.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:42:26 PM CDT

    JUST KIDDING

    by meadowe

    Fuckin nerds ;)-

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 24, 2009 11:42:31 PM CDT

    JUST KIDDING

    by meadowe

    Fuckin nerds ;)-

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 25, 2009 12:50:14 AM CDT

    Hayden Panettiere as Skipper!

    by triple_j_72

  • and has to experience life from the POV of the middle class. Her search for her niche turns into a revolving door of different blue collar / working class jobs, until she meets Ken, a lowly blue collar who she falls for.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 25, 2009 10:37:12 AM CDT

    Barbie starring ...

    by truelies

    http://tinyurl.com/ybsnwu3

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 25, 2009 3:27:46 PM CDT

    STRETCH ARMSTRONG: THE I-MAX EXPERIENCE!

    by mrmysteryguest

    True dat!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 25, 2009 3:55:02 PM CDT

    Will it bring up her pregnancy?

    by geomancer21

    followed by the almost magical appearance of her "sister" kelly?

    Reply to Talkback

User Login

Forgot password? Retrieve it here

or register as new user

Quick Talkback Form

Please login to post talkback