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Smithers did it first! by theBigE	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:03:32 PM
WTF?!! by chewyou812	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:03:52 PM
Stop. You're giving me a boner... by AzulTool	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:04:27 PM
Barbie? by wadi77	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:05:49 PM
Make it R rated by Logan_1973	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:07:08 PM
This is Bullshit... by yippeekaiyaymofo	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:08:18 PM
Well we saw what happened with the BRATS movie by ZoeFan	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:11:23 PM
I wonder how Barbie will be.. by StarchildAD	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:12:39 PM
...wait, live-action?...BARBIE?? Is that physically possible? by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:13:38 PM
Faye Valentine to play Barbie!... by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:14:36 PM
120 different jobs? by The Mighty Molecule	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:14:43 PM
Yet another toy movie... by Sumatran_Rat_Monkey	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:15:12 PM
~~~PERFECT FILM FOR BRETT RATNER!~~~~ by The Marquis de Side 3	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:16:06 PM
...the hottest woman in the world...with no vagina... by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:18:11 PM
Film for Ratner by Sumatran_Rat_Monkey	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:18:30 PM
This is "cool" news and totally belongs on this site.. by Charger	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:20:20 PM
Barbie in real life......... by DarkhawkPrime	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:23:03 PM
Flickapoo by shran	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:26:14 PM
...so it's a PG rated Sex and the City by br1947	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:27:59 PM
The big revalation about Ken? by Clavius	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:30:05 PM
The big revalation about Ken? by Clavius	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:30:34 PM
...think about it, the hottest woman in the history of the world by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:33:40 PM
FUCK YES!! by FilmGuy125	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:36:19 PM
...she better play the Magic Flute a LOT better than... by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:38:53 PM
The actress will probably have nice legs and perky boobs by Proman1984	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:45:16 PM
Nyotaimori Barbie Movie by MrPoop	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:45:45 PM
A new all anal gangbang: The Barbie 500 by AzulTool	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:47:14 PM
Bukkake by aphextwin	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:56:17 PM
A Crossover Between Barbie and Major Matt Mason Would Be Pricele by WriteFromLeft	Sep 23rd, 2009 07:57:35 PM
Clavius by shran	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:01:46 PM
Get Todd Haynes to Direct! by Captain Happy	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:11:43 PM
Heidi Montag for Barbie! by PennsyDeux	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:15:03 PM
RUBBER DUCKY: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:16:53 PM
Clueless 2? by Trannyformers_Apologist	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:17:07 PM
CONNECT FOUR II: CONNECTER AND FOUR-ER by PennsyDeux	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:17:53 PM
ABORTION BARBIE by iwontwin	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:18:45 PM
I Hope Rachel McAdams Doesn't Whore Herself Out For This by Crow3711	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:19:55 PM
SLINKY BEGINS by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:21:57 PM
Agree w/ Merrick by Riff_Randell	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:24:40 PM
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:25:02 PM
Megan Fox should be Barbie by Particularly Hard Vato	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:27:12 PM
SHASTA CAN : THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:28:36 PM
IPHONE BOX: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:28:57 PM
BOOKMARK: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:29:11 PM
RINGTONES: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:31:26 PM
Barbie movie by Sam Raimi by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:31:48 PM
G by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:32:21 PM
I look forward to Massawyrm's review by YackBacker	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:32:42 PM
BLANK CD: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:32:49 PM
GI JOE movie success by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:32:57 PM
RE: DioxholsterReturns by Riff_Randell	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:33:22 PM
ETHERNET CABLE: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:34:04 PM
And I also look forward to this movie explaining to girls by YackBacker	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:34:07 PM
SCREENSAVER: THE MOVIE by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:34:19 PM
PILLOW CASE: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:34:37 PM
Barbie teach girls to be GIRLS by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:36:20 PM
I Agree with BlueImmortal by Crow3711	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:36:42 PM
GUITAR HERO: THE MOVIE by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:37:08 PM
Barbie is paris hilton by DioxholsterReturns	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:40:57 PM
actually brett ratner is making a guitar hero movie by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:48:17 PM
ENERGIZER BUNNY: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:49:11 PM
DVD-ROM DRIVE: THE MOTION PICTURE by PennsyDeux	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:49:46 PM
DRUMSTICKS: THE MOVIE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:50:16 PM
this is the worst fucking idea ever, Goddamn... by The Amazing G	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:57:12 PM
but while were on the subject of Barbie... by The Amazing G	Sep 23rd, 2009 08:59:27 PM
My Buddy: The Motion Picture by MediaGold	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:04:04 PM
...how about BIG JIM: THE MOVIE? Please tell me I'm... by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:04:19 PM
POOP: THE MOVIE by PennsyDeux	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:05:37 PM
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!!" by Jimmy_Saunders	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:08:12 PM
...and any realistic Barbie movie would have to include... by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:08:36 PM
I liked this idea better when..... by Jimmy_Saunders	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:10:05 PM
CAVEMEN THE TV SHOW: THE MOVIE by Phategod2	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:11:37 PM
Seriously will this be by Phategod2	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:12:24 PM
Paris Hilton to give Ken Herpes! by theycallmemrtibbs	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:12:47 PM
Paris Hilton to give Ken Herpes! by theycallmemrtibbs	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:12:47 PM
Already been done. Gidget. by Fred	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:13:22 PM
Simon the Movie by theycallmemrtibbs	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:13:37 PM
Sit and Spin the movie! by theycallmemrtibbs	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:14:18 PM
yeah FlickaPoo is right by The Amazing G	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:14:51 PM
There is one way a live-action Barbie film could be awesome by Jardinier	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:16:33 PM
Little Boy who removes and keep Doll Heads: The Movie by theycallmemrtibbs	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:21:54 PM
Who is Playing Skipper Roberts, Barbies Trashy Tween Sister? by conspiracy	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:31:37 PM
unrealistic standards... by Bouncy X	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:33:40 PM
and one more thing... by Bouncy X	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:35:46 PM
It will be this chick lit crapfest aimed at teens by ricarleite2	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:41:10 PM
Hey...anyone else find that commercial slightly..Pederastic? by conspiracy	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:42:03 PM
Comedian said it best... by what0083	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:42:25 PM
now this is interesting... by Darkocity	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:43:13 PM
Whatabout Paris Hilton? She's a cum depot by theycallmemrtibbs	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:43:30 PM
Respect Carl...But I LOVE that dead eyed little cock whore.. by conspiracy	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:46:52 PM
Bouncy X..I Agree...15 isn't "15" anymore... by conspiracy	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:54:16 PM
This needs to be set in the Pee Wee universe by ebolamonkey	Sep 23rd, 2009 09:58:44 PM
It's official, by jae683	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:06:16 PM
Barbie was HOT in Toy Story 2 by Nasty In The Pasty	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:09:55 PM
Iggy Pop is PERFECT casting as Barbie. by scriptgirl_nipples	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:24:23 PM
Flicka...Big Jim -- black shirt with small yellow-circled wolf l by mdf2	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:25:47 PM
That should have ended with "logo" in my last post by mdf2	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:29:20 PM
BARBIE or GHOST RIDER 2 by Gungan Slayer	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:33:51 PM
mdf2... by FlickaPoo	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:37:01 PM
Glad to help by mdf2	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:45:53 PM
120 different jobs... I hope being a hooker isn't one of them by DarthBakpao	Sep 23rd, 2009 10:49:41 PM
Hungry Hungry Hippos the movie by RealWorldGuy	Sep 23rd, 2009 11:38:55 PM
is that cos by Darkocity	Sep 24th, 2009 12:01:43 AM
CHICKEN FRIES: THE MOVIE by zargotron	Sep 24th, 2009 12:03:03 AM
i'd like a TROLLZ movie by IKICKASSFORTHELORD	Sep 24th, 2009 12:08:23 AM
I just died a little bit inside by Angry Johnny	Sep 24th, 2009 12:11:21 AM
Orci have you copied the script by Miyamoto_Musashi	Sep 24th, 2009 12:14:00 AM
It needs some fat bitter women in it by Miyamoto_Musashi	Sep 24th, 2009 12:15:10 AM
I heard Michael Moore is attached to this by BoRock_A_Boomer	Sep 24th, 2009 12:18:47 AM
KEN & BARBIE MAKE A PORNO by Gorgomel	Sep 24th, 2009 12:25:41 AM
Count me in when it's NC-17 starring Megan Fox. by Motoko Kusanagi	Sep 24th, 2009 01:02:17 AM
The Dating for Comics Fans girl could play Barbie by Darth_Inedible	Sep 24th, 2009 01:07:45 AM
It could be promising if.......... by LivingDeadMan	Sep 24th, 2009 01:09:14 AM
VENGEANCE BARBIE!! by thelordofhell	Sep 24th, 2009 02:01:47 AM
What? And still no Captain Caveman movie??? by ZombieHeathLedger	Sep 24th, 2009 02:06:10 AM
I'm guessing the targeted audience is... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 24th, 2009 03:13:46 AM
Honestly... by yesiamaplant	Sep 24th, 2009 03:15:34 AM
This excites me as much as... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 24th, 2009 03:28:03 AM
I second Ken & Barbie make a porno! by kbarber29	Sep 24th, 2009 03:31:48 AM
David Linch. by UltimaRex	Sep 24th, 2009 03:32:48 AM
Blah by WilliamZabkaRox	Sep 24th, 2009 04:07:11 AM
its only going to be interesting if by Obscura	Sep 24th, 2009 05:18:16 AM
Off topic but what about an Earth Worm Jim movie... by spectrebeeyatch	Sep 24th, 2009 05:55:20 AM
plot by theDORK	Sep 24th, 2009 05:55:24 AM
Toy Movies !!!! by Dude_gimme_tabs	Sep 24th, 2009 06:00:21 AM
WILL SMITH FOR BARBIE!!! SHIA LEBOUEF FOR BARBIE!!! by dr sauch	Sep 24th, 2009 06:46:50 AM
Casting couch by Dazzler69	Sep 24th, 2009 06:53:19 AM
What they should do is a Zombie Barbie movie by YackBacker	Sep 24th, 2009 06:54:17 AM
Let me guess: Paris Hilton for the lead role by AsimovLives	Sep 24th, 2009 07:01:50 AM
Where are they going to find an actress... by PessimusGrime	Sep 24th, 2009 07:23:36 AM
Also off topic but... by PessimusGrime	Sep 24th, 2009 07:26:45 AM
Dammit, I meant... by PessimusGrime	Sep 24th, 2009 07:27:32 AM
Most women and young girls are already vapid whores! by alienindisguise	Sep 24th, 2009 07:32:33 AM
Most women and young girls are already vapid whores! by Lou Stools	Sep 24th, 2009 08:00:53 AM
I am starting to think AICN is fucking with us. by Hint_of_Smegma	Sep 24th, 2009 08:03:02 AM
Didn't Mattel actually bring out a 'pole dance Barbie'? by Lone Fox	Sep 24th, 2009 08:24:26 AM
pitch meeting went something like by palewook	Sep 24th, 2009 08:26:55 AM
Maureen McCormick by FKAC	Sep 24th, 2009 08:28:38 AM
FKAC. Of course they can make movies for young girls. by Hint_of_Smegma	Sep 24th, 2009 08:43:01 AM
Barbie in Real Life! by Gozu	Sep 24th, 2009 08:45:32 AM
Gozu...so an average man is 7 foot 1? by Hint_of_Smegma	Sep 24th, 2009 08:55:56 AM
Hmm... by SillySpoofingUsername	Sep 24th, 2009 08:56:43 AM
I Love this Place!!! by benlinus	Sep 24th, 2009 09:55:54 AM
This story isn't worthy of AICN. by Royston Lodge	Sep 24th, 2009 10:02:47 AM
I DO SEE A NEED FOR THIS MOVIE, IF DONE RIGHT by BringingSexyBack	Sep 24th, 2009 10:12:13 AM
Haven't they already made this? by Mr.FTW	Sep 24th, 2009 10:13:29 AM
I'd See a Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots Movie by kevinwillis.net	Sep 24th, 2009 10:20:26 AM
Template Has to Be The Brady Bunch Movie by kevinwillis.net	Sep 24th, 2009 10:22:39 AM
one question by IndianaPeach	Sep 24th, 2009 10:23:06 AM
Barbie Is Always Getting Calls for Advice by kevinwillis.net	Sep 24th, 2009 10:25:24 AM
Storyline by Dude_gimme_tabs	Sep 24th, 2009 10:25:50 AM
Flick? by bagwanbob	Sep 24th, 2009 10:37:23 AM
FUCK!!!!!!!!! by Wookie_1995	Sep 24th, 2009 10:39:41 AM
And this is bad news how? by Anna Valerious	Sep 24th, 2009 10:49:47 AM
HARVEY FIERSTEIN for BARBIE! by SeXX ED	Sep 24th, 2009 11:07:25 AM
Frank Darabont for director and the soundtrack by Extreme Noise by wowsah156	Sep 24th, 2009 11:08:21 AM
That should have read Extreme Noise Terror of course. by wowsah156	Sep 24th, 2009 11:09:28 AM
DOUBLE PENETRATION OR GTFO. by Zahaladeen	Sep 24th, 2009 11:13:00 AM
They already made this by mrfight	Sep 24th, 2009 11:24:46 AM
Should be a horror film in the vein of CHILD'S PLAY by MaliceHighload	Sep 24th, 2009 11:29:20 AM
Barbie movie??? by I AM ROCKO	Sep 24th, 2009 11:31:18 AM
A Teddy Ruxbin movie by gavdiggity	Sep 24th, 2009 11:41:32 AM
WHAT NEXT A G.I.JOE MOVIE?!?! by BringingSexyBack	Sep 24th, 2009 11:50:00 AM
Uh...'the f**k?... by PessimusGrime	Sep 24th, 2009 11:53:26 AM
And a couple years Later....they find her without a head. by cookylamoo	Sep 24th, 2009 12:05:15 PM
Remember Cameron... by SoylentGreenOnACracker	Sep 24th, 2009 12:10:37 PM
Movie: The Movie by niccageshairpiece	Sep 24th, 2009 12:11:23 PM
BARBIE? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BARBIE! WHAT THE FUCK? by My_IQ_is_135	Sep 24th, 2009 12:14:46 PM
Once again BLACK BARBIE is left unopened... by Disney_Retcond_my_STD	Sep 24th, 2009 12:19:47 PM
THERE WAS A BLACK BARBIE? by BringingSexyBack	Sep 24th, 2009 12:32:55 PM
Next it'll be Strawberry Shortcake the Movie by kbarber29	Sep 24th, 2009 12:37:27 PM
Then My Little Ponies the Movie by kbarber29	Sep 24th, 2009 12:37:58 PM
Wouldn't mind a movie where Barbie and Obama got it on! by kbarber29	Sep 24th, 2009 12:39:34 PM
When the fuck will there ever be a Mirconauts Movie? by Stalkeye	Sep 24th, 2009 12:40:23 PM
Michelle OBarbie by Stalkeye	Sep 24th, 2009 12:41:18 PM
Jem would prolly make a better movie than Barbie. by Stalkeye	Sep 24th, 2009 12:43:06 PM
I know it's a lil' before my time, but since some of you are ol by Stalkeye	Sep 24th, 2009 12:47:07 PM
Make her an airhead ditz who can't keep a job by Tall_Boy66	Sep 24th, 2009 01:32:20 PM
Tall_Boy66 that would be Palin, I guess. by Stalkeye	Sep 24th, 2009 01:47:24 PM
Tomorrow's headline: "Ellen Page cast as lead in Barbie movie" by Royston Lodge	Sep 24th, 2009 02:07:29 PM
The next headline: Fox greenlights live-action Barbapapa movie by Royston Lodge	Sep 24th, 2009 02:10:48 PM
TONKA: THE MOVIE!! by thelordofhell	Sep 24th, 2009 02:54:38 PM
Ken: The Male With No Genitalia by My_IQ_is_135	Sep 24th, 2009 02:55:28 PM
Legally Blonde, basically. by lockesbrokenleg	Sep 24th, 2009 03:25:45 PM
Jem was TRULY outrageous by Disney_Retcond_my_STD	Sep 24th, 2009 03:48:27 PM
So we've got movies based on board games and toys... by darthvedder81	Sep 24th, 2009 04:08:50 PM
Movie: The Movie: The Movie by darthvedder81	Sep 24th, 2009 04:11:21 PM
Tim Burton should really direct Candyland by lockesbrokenleg	Sep 24th, 2009 04:24:35 PM
Nerf: The Movie by Gozu	Sep 24th, 2009 04:41:15 PM
NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS by Sal_Bando	Sep 24th, 2009 04:59:04 PM
And as always, it's Noted_Sage Yack_Backer. by Sal_Bando	Sep 24th, 2009 05:00:26 PM
The Game of Life should be a Horror movie by My_IQ_is_135	Sep 24th, 2009 05:05:52 PM
? by ZodNotGod	Sep 24th, 2009 06:25:07 PM
Sickening. by ZodNotGod	Sep 24th, 2009 06:26:21 PM
Michael Bay's MICRO MACHINES : THE MOVIE! by Xxplosive	Sep 24th, 2009 06:58:37 PM
This TB reminds me by menstrual_blitz	Sep 24th, 2009 10:21:35 PM
I never had a barbie by Meadowe	Sep 24th, 2009 11:41:39 PM
JUST KIDDING by Meadowe	Sep 24th, 2009 11:42:26 PM
JUST KIDDING by Meadowe	Sep 24th, 2009 11:42:31 PM
Hayden Panettiere as Skipper! by Triple_J_72	Sep 25th, 2009 12:50:14 AM
Barbie is a self-absorbed materialistic trust fund kid who loses by Timstuff	Sep 25th, 2009 03:45:34 AM
Barbie starring ... by TrueLies	Sep 25th, 2009 10:37:12 AM
STRETCH ARMSTRONG: THE I-MAX EXPERIENCE! by MrMysteryGuest	Sep 25th, 2009 03:27:46 PM
Will it bring up her pregnancy? by Geomancer21	Sep 25th, 2009 03:55:02 PM

And The Next Stop On Our Descent Into Hell Will Be: BARBIE: THE MOVIE!!

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