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Published on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 - 2:44pm |
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Red Redding Checks In With An Obscenely Early Review Of Jerry Bruckheimer's PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME!!!
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Wow. Long-time spy Red Redding infiltrated a very, very early test screening of the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME last night, and has reported back a non-spoiler assessment of where the film is at this stage of post-production. And if Mr. Redding is to be trusted... it sounds like the movie could use a little work.
Please keep in mind that this film isn't due out until May 28, 2010. There is plenty of time to address any pacing or tone issues. About the only thing you can't go back and fix right now is the quality of the performances, so it's encouraging to hear that everyone - including non-Persian star Jake Gyllenhaal - is solid in their roles. According to Redding, 30 of the 35 attendees liked the film, so please take that into account as you read his decidedly ambivalent review.
Red Redding here with a very early review of Prince of Persia (based off of the videogame Sands of Time). Me and 34 other people were invited to a screening on September 22nd to Jerry Bruckheimer's personal screening room (where he was in attendance) to see a rough cut (animation instead of people, missing cgi, etc.) of the film.
The first thing that comes to mind after watching PoP is that they were trying very hard to have this be the next Pirates of the Caribbean, and why shouldn't they? Those are three very fun and extremely successful films. Unfortunately, it comes off as a mere imitation of those movies. I won't go into plot, but I can gather (although never completing the sands of time videogame) that this is a mixture between Hamlet and the videogame, so take that as you will.
The problem with this movie isn't the actors (who all speak in a quasi-british accent, but since everyone is doing it, it was fine), the pacing, the macguffin (dagger of time), or the action. The main problem lies with the script. Everything that happens in this movie is very predictable, and it being a Disney movie, you can guess the plot points well before they happen. But the problem really lies with the middle, ultimate conclusion, and the tone of the movie. Without spoiling anything, the middle is very repetitious and introduces us to some characters that really serve no purpose to the story whatsoever (Alfred Molina and crew, Hassasins). Everything that happens when they meet throws off the tone of the movie for some bad humor or mystical aura. Speaking of the humor: remember how the Pirates movies were actually clever and funny? They try that in this movie, but they are all bad one liners that take you out of the serious tone of the film. All of the humor that isn't between Dastan (Gyllenhaal) and Tamina (Arterton) should be cut out along with the slow motion shots. Finally, this movie has an ending that pretty much undoes all of the character development for everyone except Dastan, which gives way to a nice happy package at the end, but just feels like a copout. I realize that most audiences prefer a happy ending, but it actually hurt the tone of this movie
As mentioned above, they did get many things right. The actors are all fine in their roles and there is a nice camaraderie with Dastan and his two brothers, as well as good chemistry between Dastan and Tamina. The movie was a little over two hours and it moved at a very good pace with only a couple of slow spots, but nothing really needs to be cut or added to this movie. The cinematography was good as well with some pretty epic shots that will come together nicely when the cgi is done. The action is very parkour-esque with a lot of running and jumping off of walls, etc. There is quite a lot of action, but some of it is action for action sake and doesn't serve the story, but is interesting and entertaining nonetheless. Finally, we get to the coolest part of the movie, the dagger of time. Every time the dagger is used (about three or four times throughout the film) it becomes the next bright spot of the film. It is a very cool effect and creates some very good scenes. I really wished that they had used it more in the film because it really brought the quality and creativeness up a notch.
After the film, the group was asked to raise their hands to see how many liked it, and of the 35, 30 or so raised their hands. I realize I am in the minority, but there were many families there who really enjoyed this movie. This is a movie with mass appeal, and if edited right could possibly be rated PG (there really is no violence and no swearing whatsoever). Most agreed that an 8 year old could see this film and not be troubled. Some 14 year old said it blew his mind. I just felt that I had seen this movie done better before other times and that they messed up the ending. 6/10
FYI, the film is directed by the dependable Mike Newell (HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE, DONNIE BRASCO, FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL), and was written by Doug Miro, Boaz Yakin and PRINCE OF PERSIA video game creator Jordan Mechner. It was shot by John Seale, so I'm at least expecting a sumptuous-looking picture.
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Reader Talkback
Snore by HarryCalder | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:47:39 PM | C'mon people... by HarryCalder | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:49:49 PM | Sure, we ALL want another
Pirates... by HarryCalder | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:52:46 PM | To anyone that bitches AICN
doesn't bring you spy reports by YackBacker | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:53:25 PM | Aren't there actually Persian
actors now? by Gozu | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:53:42 PM | Yah, that, too, Gozu by HarryCalder | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:54:35 PM | He lost me with his praise of
the Pirates films by Rev. Slappy | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:55:38 PM | Such a lost opportunity. by Jacopo | Sep 23rd, 2009 02:56:40 PM | i love pirates 1 and 2, 3 was
fucking boring awful trash by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
EN | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:00:24 PM | persians aren't brown by theneonsamurai | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:04:38 PM | I assume the Dagger of Time
MacGuffin changes everything. by The Reluctant Austinite | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:05:30 PM | J. Gyllenhaal finally makes a
flick gayer than "Brokeback
Mounta by AzulTool | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:07:00 PM | So Gyllenhaal's hair works? by REVENGE_of_FETT | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:07:16 PM | mere imitation of those movies by Series7 | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:08:22 PM | The ending of the game.... by Darryl_Zero | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:08:52 PM | As long as its better then
POP's apperance in that show by Series7 | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:10:56 PM | Movies 'bout flippin'
foreigners??? by Nice Marmot | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:11:35 PM | It's Mechner by jrummel | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:15:20 PM | Well, now it's time for some
Teabagger to show up... by PessimusGrime | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:15:24 PM | Nope, he's right... by em_tee_em | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:18:01 PM | NO VIOLENCE????? by damiz707 | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:22:39 PM | Pirates 2 & 3 didn't entertain
me by savagedave | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:23:11 PM | Sounds boring by Series7 | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:27:20 PM | Why is it too soon? They will
release this in 8 months. by ricarleite2 | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:35:32 PM | The Prince... by Mr.FTW | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:42:39 PM | the game ending basically
undid everything by mordiceius | Sep 23rd, 2009 03:48:30 PM | Sounds like the ending is true
to the game. AWESOME! by NinjaRap | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:04:58 PM | Are the action scenes shot
side-scrolling style? by Rubiks Doob | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:16:58 PM | theneonsamurai by Jesus of Suburbia | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:31:07 PM | JoS, during the time in which
PoP takes place... by Lenny Nero | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:33:40 PM | Still no early reviews of
Surrogates or Pandorum by Series7 | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:38:44 PM | Does Spock has a cameon in
this? by ominus | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:40:32 PM | Jerry Bruckheimer doesn't care
about Persian people. by FlickaPoo | Sep 23rd, 2009 04:41:09 PM | Already been said, but... by sewiz | Sep 23rd, 2009 05:05:56 PM | I think the bigger question
is... by TJ Donkey Show | Sep 23rd, 2009 05:09:57 PM | PessimusGrime by sewiz | Sep 23rd, 2009 05:16:15 PM | Series 7 by skimn | Sep 23rd, 2009 05:47:21 PM | I'd rather watch THE PRINCE OF
PERSIAN CATS by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH
TS | Sep 23rd, 2009 05:49:46 PM | So if Persians look like Jake
Gyllenhaal.... by Onin Solstice | Sep 23rd, 2009 05:58:26 PM | The Prince of Nottingham Texas
staring Jake Gyllenhaal by ganymede3010 | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:05:03 PM | Well, that's probably better
than I was expecting. by OutlawsDelejos | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:05:15 PM | THE SANDS OF TIME... that
title means nothing! by YackBacker | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:05:41 PM | I'd rather watch The Prince in
Persians by liljuniorbrown | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:06:20 PM | As others have pointed out... by GCRiot | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:07:27 PM | Who... by Dead_Geek | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:22:45 PM | Not Sure... by Zahaladeen | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:30:07 PM | Holy shit, they've kept the
ending by David Cloverfield | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:45:18 PM | Sounds like the ending follows
the game's story by Novaman5000 | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:50:33 PM | Yackbacker by Novaman5000 | Sep 23rd, 2009 06:52:21 PM | Sands of time by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
EN | Sep 23rd, 2009 07:24:12 PM | Sands of time was a freakin
sick game by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
EN | Sep 23rd, 2009 07:25:21 PM | Yes, but Two Thrones was
fantastic. by Lenny Nero | Sep 23rd, 2009 07:49:11 PM | I find it interesting by Darkling | Sep 23rd, 2009 07:55:17 PM | Two Thrones was a great way to
tie it all together by Novaman5000 | Sep 23rd, 2009 07:56:33 PM | in the game by Kizeesh | Sep 23rd, 2009 07:59:05 PM | But "Love In The Time Of
Cholera" was ATROCIOUS! by The_Genteel_Gentile | Sep 23rd, 2009 08:22:29 PM | PG? Lame. by Charlie_Allnut | Sep 23rd, 2009 08:24:08 PM | If it's Cutthroat Island good,
I'd deem it a resounding
success. by The_Genteel_Gentile | Sep 23rd, 2009 08:30:03 PM | I thought the plants are
suppose to LOOOVEE the movie! by theycallmemrtibbs | Sep 23rd, 2009 09:41:13 PM | Can't Wait For THIS! by ThusSpakeSpymunk | Sep 23rd, 2009 10:07:46 PM | Seriously? Obama? by RealWorldGuy | Sep 23rd, 2009 11:44:04 PM | Sands of Time Trilogy 101
[spoilers] by onezeroone | Sep 24th, 2009 01:08:19 AM | I'd watch THE PRINCE OF
PERSIAN CATS as long as
they're by CherryValance | Sep 24th, 2009 01:32:30 AM | Cherry - You Just Made Me
Realize ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk | Sep 24th, 2009 01:44:43 AM | action for action sake = shit by AsimovLives | Sep 24th, 2009 06:58:56 AM | I'm still holding out for
Karateka... by Maniaq | Sep 24th, 2009 07:07:21 AM | speaking of video game
movies... by BigTexas42 | Sep 24th, 2009 07:12:41 AM | Some Persians are brown... by PessimusGrime | Sep 24th, 2009 07:52:28 AM | My Pirates Rant by Captain RawBeard | Sep 24th, 2009 08:50:53 AM | I don't get the hate, this
could actually be fairly good. by Killah_Mate | Sep 24th, 2009 10:12:24 AM | BigTexas42 by Killah_Mate | Sep 24th, 2009 10:13:10 AM | Goblet of Fire was wonderful,
but the Bruck is evil by Mr Gorilla | Sep 24th, 2009 11:10:08 AM | I want to see an "Assasin's
Creed" movie... by allykatD | Sep 24th, 2009 12:36:32 PM | No violence=GAY!!! by alienindisguise | Sep 24th, 2009 02:14:04 PM | Know what I don't get.... by Wookie_1995 | Sep 24th, 2009 02:42:11 PM | No violence? by Wookie_1995 | Sep 24th, 2009 02:43:17 PM | Game was good by turketron_2 | Sep 24th, 2009 02:57:32 PM | With the review being so
boring... by Citizen Sane | Sep 24th, 2009 03:00:44 PM | THE MAN WHO CREATED THE GAME
WROTE THE MOVIE SCREENPLAY by Killah_Mate | Sep 24th, 2009 06:14:19 PM | "You mean we ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk | Sep 24th, 2009 09:26:10 PM | hate to break it to you
racists, but.. by MurderMostFowl | Sep 24th, 2009 10:18:37 PM | The game was practically a
Disney movie by Timstuff | Sep 25th, 2009 03:59:27 AM | I hate the PIRATES movies. by Mr Gorilla | Sep 25th, 2009 04:11:36 AM | Iranians may not be Arabs
but.. by lprothro | Sep 25th, 2009 09:37:33 AM | Bias by catlettuce4 | Sep 25th, 2009 11:17:00 AM | Ahmedinejad complained about
this movie at the UN
yesterday... by MrMysteryGuest | Sep 25th, 2009 02:04:24 PM |
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