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Red Redding Checks In With An Obscenely Early Review Of Jerry Bruckheimer's PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME!!!

Beaks here...

Wow. Long-time spy Red Redding infiltrated a very, very early test screening of the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME last night, and has reported back a non-spoiler assessment of where the film is at this stage of post-production. And if Mr. Redding is to be trusted... it sounds like the movie could use a little work.

Please keep in mind that this film isn't due out until May 28, 2010. There is plenty of time to address any pacing or tone issues. About the only thing you can't go back and fix right now is the quality of the performances, so it's encouraging to hear that everyone - including non-Persian star Jake Gyllenhaal - is solid in their roles. According to Redding, 30 of the 35 attendees liked the film, so please take that into account as you read his decidedly ambivalent review.

Red Redding here with a very early review of Prince of Persia (based off of the videogame Sands of Time). Me and 34 other people were invited to a screening on September 22nd to Jerry Bruckheimer's personal screening room (where he was in attendance) to see a rough cut (animation instead of people, missing cgi, etc.) of the film.

The first thing that comes to mind after watching PoP is that they were trying very hard to have this be the next Pirates of the Caribbean, and why shouldn't they? Those are three very fun and extremely successful films. Unfortunately, it comes off as a mere imitation of those movies. I won't go into plot, but I can gather (although never completing the sands of time videogame) that this is a mixture between Hamlet and the videogame, so take that as you will.

The problem with this movie isn't the actors (who all speak in a quasi-british accent, but since everyone is doing it, it was fine), the pacing, the macguffin (dagger of time), or the action. The main problem lies with the script. Everything that happens in this movie is very predictable, and it being a Disney movie, you can guess the plot points well before they happen. But the problem really lies with the middle, ultimate conclusion, and the tone of the movie. Without spoiling anything, the middle is very repetitious and introduces us to some characters that really serve no purpose to the story whatsoever (Alfred Molina and crew, Hassasins). Everything that happens when they meet throws off the tone of the movie for some bad humor or mystical aura. Speaking of the humor: remember how the Pirates movies were actually clever and funny? They try that in this movie, but they are all bad one liners that take you out of the serious tone of the film. All of the humor that isn't between Dastan (Gyllenhaal) and Tamina (Arterton) should be cut out along with the slow motion shots. Finally, this movie has an ending that pretty much undoes all of the character development for everyone except Dastan, which gives way to a nice happy package at the end, but just feels like a copout. I realize that most audiences prefer a happy ending, but it actually hurt the tone of this movie

As mentioned above, they did get many things right. The actors are all fine in their roles and there is a nice camaraderie with Dastan and his two brothers, as well as good chemistry between Dastan and Tamina. The movie was a little over two hours and it moved at a very good pace with only a couple of slow spots, but nothing really needs to be cut or added to this movie. The cinematography was good as well with some pretty epic shots that will come together nicely when the cgi is done. The action is very parkour-esque with a lot of running and jumping off of walls, etc. There is quite a lot of action, but some of it is action for action sake and doesn't serve the story, but is interesting and entertaining nonetheless. Finally, we get to the coolest part of the movie, the dagger of time. Every time the dagger is used (about three or four times throughout the film) it becomes the next bright spot of the film. It is a very cool effect and creates some very good scenes. I really wished that they had used it more in the film because it really brought the quality and creativeness up a notch.

After the film, the group was asked to raise their hands to see how many liked it, and of the 35, 30 or so raised their hands. I realize I am in the minority, but there were many families there who really enjoyed this movie. This is a movie with mass appeal, and if edited right could possibly be rated PG (there really is no violence and no swearing whatsoever). Most agreed that an 8 year old could see this film and not be troubled. Some 14 year old said it blew his mind. I just felt that I had seen this movie done better before other times and that they messed up the ending. 6/10



FYI, the film is directed by the dependable Mike Newell (HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE, DONNIE BRASCO, FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL), and was written by Doug Miro, Boaz Yakin and PRINCE OF PERSIA video game creator Jordan Mechner. It was shot by John Seale, so I'm at least expecting a sumptuous-looking picture.

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Snore
by HarryCalder
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:47:39 PM
C'mon people...
by HarryCalder
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:49:49 PM
Sure, we ALL want another Pirates...
by HarryCalder
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:52:46 PM
To anyone that bitches AICN doesn't bring you spy reports
by YackBacker
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:53:25 PM
Aren't there actually Persian actors now?
by Gozu
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:53:42 PM
Yah, that, too, Gozu
by HarryCalder
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:54:35 PM
He lost me with his praise of the Pirates films
by Rev. Slappy
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:55:38 PM
Such a lost opportunity.
by Jacopo
Sep 23rd, 2009
02:56:40 PM
i love pirates 1 and 2, 3 was fucking boring awful trash
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:00:24 PM
persians aren't brown
by theneonsamurai
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:04:38 PM
I assume the Dagger of Time MacGuffin changes everything.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:05:30 PM
J. Gyllenhaal finally makes a flick gayer than "Brokeback Mounta
by AzulTool
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:07:00 PM
So Gyllenhaal's hair works?
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:07:16 PM
mere imitation of those movies
by Series7
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:08:22 PM
The ending of the game....
by Darryl_Zero
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:08:52 PM
As long as its better then POP's apperance in that show
by Series7
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:10:56 PM
Movies 'bout flippin' foreigners???
by Nice Marmot
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:11:35 PM
It's Mechner
by jrummel
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:15:20 PM
Well, now it's time for some Teabagger to show up...
by PessimusGrime
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:15:24 PM
Nope, he's right...
by em_tee_em
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:18:01 PM
NO VIOLENCE?????
by damiz707
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:22:39 PM
Pirates 2 & 3 didn't entertain me
by savagedave
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:23:11 PM
Sounds boring
by Series7
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:27:20 PM
Why is it too soon? They will release this in 8 months.
by ricarleite2
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:35:32 PM
The Prince...
by Mr.FTW
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:42:39 PM
the game ending basically undid everything
by mordiceius
Sep 23rd, 2009
03:48:30 PM
Sounds like the ending is true to the game. AWESOME!
by NinjaRap
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:04:58 PM
Are the action scenes shot side-scrolling style?
by Rubiks Doob
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:16:58 PM
theneonsamurai
by Jesus of Suburbia
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:31:07 PM
JoS, during the time in which PoP takes place...
by Lenny Nero
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:33:40 PM
Still no early reviews of Surrogates or Pandorum
by Series7
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:38:44 PM
Does Spock has a cameon in this?
by ominus
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:40:32 PM
Jerry Bruckheimer doesn't care about Persian people.
by FlickaPoo
Sep 23rd, 2009
04:41:09 PM
Already been said, but...
by sewiz
Sep 23rd, 2009
05:05:56 PM
I think the bigger question is...
by TJ Donkey Show
Sep 23rd, 2009
05:09:57 PM
PessimusGrime
by sewiz
Sep 23rd, 2009
05:16:15 PM
Series 7
by skimn
Sep 23rd, 2009
05:47:21 PM
I'd rather watch THE PRINCE OF PERSIAN CATS
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Sep 23rd, 2009
05:49:46 PM
So if Persians look like Jake Gyllenhaal....
by Onin Solstice
Sep 23rd, 2009
05:58:26 PM
The Prince of Nottingham Texas staring Jake Gyllenhaal
by ganymede3010
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:05:03 PM
Well, that's probably better than I was expecting.
by OutlawsDelejos
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:05:15 PM
THE SANDS OF TIME... that title means nothing!
by YackBacker
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:05:41 PM
I'd rather watch The Prince in Persians
by liljuniorbrown
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:06:20 PM
As others have pointed out...
by GCRiot
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:07:27 PM
Who...
by Dead_Geek
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:22:45 PM
Not Sure...
by Zahaladeen
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:30:07 PM
Holy shit, they've kept the ending
by David Cloverfield
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:45:18 PM
Sounds like the ending follows the game's story
by Novaman5000
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:50:33 PM
Yackbacker
by Novaman5000
Sep 23rd, 2009
06:52:21 PM
Sands of time
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Sep 23rd, 2009
07:24:12 PM
Sands of time was a freakin sick game
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Sep 23rd, 2009
07:25:21 PM
Yes, but Two Thrones was fantastic.
by Lenny Nero
Sep 23rd, 2009
07:49:11 PM
I find it interesting
by Darkling
Sep 23rd, 2009
07:55:17 PM
Two Thrones was a great way to tie it all together
by Novaman5000
Sep 23rd, 2009
07:56:33 PM
in the game
by Kizeesh
Sep 23rd, 2009
07:59:05 PM
But "Love In The Time Of Cholera" was ATROCIOUS!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Sep 23rd, 2009
08:22:29 PM
PG? Lame.
by Charlie_Allnut
Sep 23rd, 2009
08:24:08 PM
If it's Cutthroat Island good, I'd deem it a resounding success.
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Sep 23rd, 2009
08:30:03 PM
I thought the plants are suppose to LOOOVEE the movie!
by theycallmemrtibbs
Sep 23rd, 2009
09:41:13 PM
Can't Wait For THIS!
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Sep 23rd, 2009
10:07:46 PM
Seriously? Obama?
by RealWorldGuy
Sep 23rd, 2009
11:44:04 PM
Sands of Time Trilogy 101 [spoilers]
by onezeroone
Sep 24th, 2009
01:08:19 AM
I'd watch THE PRINCE OF PERSIAN CATS as long as they're
by CherryValance
Sep 24th, 2009
01:32:30 AM
Cherry - You Just Made Me Realize ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Sep 24th, 2009
01:44:43 AM
action for action sake = shit
by AsimovLives
Sep 24th, 2009
06:58:56 AM
I'm still holding out for Karateka...
by Maniaq
Sep 24th, 2009
07:07:21 AM
speaking of video game movies...
by BigTexas42
Sep 24th, 2009
07:12:41 AM
Some Persians are brown...
by PessimusGrime
Sep 24th, 2009
07:52:28 AM
My Pirates Rant
by Captain RawBeard
Sep 24th, 2009
08:50:53 AM
I don't get the hate, this could actually be fairly good.
by Killah_Mate
Sep 24th, 2009
10:12:24 AM
BigTexas42
by Killah_Mate
Sep 24th, 2009
10:13:10 AM
Goblet of Fire was wonderful, but the Bruck is evil
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 24th, 2009
11:10:08 AM
I want to see an "Assasin's Creed" movie...
by allykatD
Sep 24th, 2009
12:36:32 PM
No violence=GAY!!!
by alienindisguise
Sep 24th, 2009
02:14:04 PM
Know what I don't get....
by Wookie_1995
Sep 24th, 2009
02:42:11 PM
No violence?
by Wookie_1995
Sep 24th, 2009
02:43:17 PM
Game was good
by turketron_2
Sep 24th, 2009
02:57:32 PM
With the review being so boring...
by Citizen Sane
Sep 24th, 2009
03:00:44 PM
THE MAN WHO CREATED THE GAME WROTE THE MOVIE SCREENPLAY
by Killah_Mate
Sep 24th, 2009
06:14:19 PM
"You mean we ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Sep 24th, 2009
09:26:10 PM
hate to break it to you racists, but..
by MurderMostFowl
Sep 24th, 2009
10:18:37 PM
The game was practically a Disney movie
by Timstuff
Sep 25th, 2009
03:59:27 AM
I hate the PIRATES movies.
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 25th, 2009
04:11:36 AM
Iranians may not be Arabs but..
by lprothro
Sep 25th, 2009
09:37:33 AM
Bias
by catlettuce4
Sep 25th, 2009
11:17:00 AM
Ahmedinejad complained about this movie at the UN yesterday...
by MrMysteryGuest
Sep 25th, 2009
02:04:24 PM

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