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The TOY STORY 3 Teaser Poster Is Here...

Published at:  Sep 15, 2009 11:31:58 AM CDT


Merrick here...



Latino Review has the teaser sheet for TOY STORY 3 - whose plot detailes we gleaned LAST WEEK.

Click the pic below to see the whole thing...














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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:29:44 AM CDT

    Wow, a big 3

    by mcdylbot

    Behold the awesomeness...

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:33:12 AM CDT

    Cool, the number 3! Now I'm pumped!

    by kingninereturns

    C'mon, Pixar.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:34:09 AM CDT

    I can't say as though I'm gobsmacked.

    by friendo

    I guess the numbers guys are running the show now. "Move to the numbers!"

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:34:25 AM CDT

    OMGWTF!!!!!

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    This poster has me worried. I don't like the direction they're taking this project - I'm not keen on the font of that 3. I now HATE Pixar forever. SELLOUTS!!!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:34:50 AM CDT

    Genius!

    by ryanesta

    A work of art in it's own right. Seriously, how does Pixar do it!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:35:08 AM CDT

    Fuck you guys

    by philosopher

    for making me click on this for absolutely no reason. A fucking black background, some bad copy and the number 3.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:35:11 AM CDT

    Dumb

    by mr.ftw

    How many people are actually going to recognize the Toy Story font and know what this is

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:35:19 AM CDT

    The creative minds at Pixar...

    by harrycalder

    Whatever... still can't wait to see this!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:35:38 AM CDT

    SORRY TOY STORY 3, I'MMA LET U FINISH BUT

    by turketron_2

    THE INCREDIBLES IS THE BEST PIXAR MOVIE EVER AND DESERVES A SEQUEL MORE THAN YOU.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:35:43 AM CDT

    Great, another Dale Earnhardt movie.

    by dr gregory house

    Didn't Pixar already do a movie about Nascar or something?

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:37:55 AM CDT

    Oooorrr the McDonalds arches

    by skimn

    sideways.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:38:05 AM CDT

    Swayze was 20 and Lisa 14 when they started Dirty Dancing

    by evilwizardglick

    Which makes his Donnie Darko role even more interesting.
    Because of Lisa's young age when they started banging it is appropriate to this tb.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:43:16 AM CDT

    Glick

    by skimn

    where did you get your figures? Swayze was born in 1952, Dancing came out in 1987. Was it 5 years in the making? What an epic...

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:43:37 AM CDT

    this that long awaited big-screen adaptation of Three's

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    Company? sweet! RDJ for the voice of Jack Tripper.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:44:05 AM CDT

    Seseme Street has been brought to you today...

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    by the letter THREE!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:45:23 AM CDT

    Are they competing with 9?

    by royston lodge

    I'd love to see a poster for 9 right next to a poster for 3 (right next for a poster for The Prisoner that features nothing but a big 6).

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:46:35 AM CDT

    Why is this news???

    by ajd_1

  • Sep 15, 2009 11:50:50 AM CDT

    This would be a lot cooler...

    by themcflyfarm

    if it was the teaser poster for Pixar's Super Mario Bros. 3 movie.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:58:53 AM CDT

    Sony is preparing a lawsuit...

    by the_beard_of_chuck_norris

    "They plagiarized our Spider-Man 4 poster!"

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:07:24 PM CDT

    This brought tearsto my eyes...

    by ews

    Just reading about the poster managed to dig out all sort of emotions in me that I had when I was a child. I used to sit and wish that the number 3 would come alive all the time, and the choice that you have to make, do you go for 3 or for 4? I know that I am just going to burst into tears when I finally see this poster in the flesh and my eyes will be JUST A POURING VOLCANO OF PUSSY JUICE

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:11:07 PM CDT

    with wobbly-weener stuff like this being hyped

    by _palmer_eldritch

    I can't wait for Avatar to come along and finally give my eyeballs the fucking they deserve. This image is just old-fart impotent.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:14:01 PM CDT

    I agree with the sarcasm, but...

    by beastie

    ... seriously, this is Pixar. This will probably be the only bit of sarcasm that most of us will give this film, as given the track record, this film will own us all.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:17:41 PM CDT

    Toy Story³

    by six demon bag

    is what it should be called

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:19:14 PM CDT

    HA!

    by tony_le_stephanois

    oh disney...

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:21:22 PM CDT

    There's a subliminal McDonald's ad . . .

    by nice marmot

    . . . fucking money grubbing bastards!!!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:39:05 PM CDT

    Is it going to be directed by

    by series7

    David Fincher?

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:43:58 PM CDT

    THREE

    by ricarleite2

  • Sep 15, 2009 12:45:53 PM CDT

    Not since the big T for Terminator 3...

    by v'shael

    Hey Harry!!! NEWS is what someone doesn't want us to know. Anything else is propaganda or advertising.

    LEARN THE DIFFERENCE!!!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:47:11 PM CDT

    Oops.. Meant to say Merrick.

    by v'shael

    Force of habit, I was ranting and put Harry's name. Flip of a coin, it could just as easily been Herc's name I'd put down in a rant.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 12:48:29 PM CDT

    Gives too much plot away.

    by richiana

  • Sep 15, 2009 1:10:29 PM CDT

    It was so rewarding

    by shran

    to click on the link and see the rest of the black around the three. The internets work, by gumption!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 1:22:46 PM CDT

    Guiness Draft In A Bottle?

    by hagakure

    BRILLIANT!!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 1:22:53 PM CDT

    It's a big 3.

    by booster gold lives

    Can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a 3 that big.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 1:28:45 PM CDT

    How Much More Big Can It Get?

    by hagakure

    None! None more big!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 1:40:44 PM CDT

    i have the golden arks

    by six demon bag

    they have the golden arches...they have the Big Mac...we have the Big Mick

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  • Sep 15, 2009 2:02:50 PM CDT

    Merrick - here's a tip:

    by biggusdickus

    When you post some 'Cool News', have a point.A big number three? Are you for real with this?

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  • Sep 15, 2009 2:05:11 PM CDT

    Um, wow, creative

    by lockesbrokenleg

    It looks like a game show.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 2:10:53 PM CDT

    jacknifed_juggernaut

    by sodomy_joe_shitpants

    That's the funniest thing I've read all day. I would love to see a big-screen adaptation of Three's Company, but taken as totally serious Oscar-bait material. Mr. Furley would have to have the gravitas of Morgan Freeman, natch.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 2:20:53 PM CDT

    High fives in the marketing department!

    by dwide shrewd

    Take a step back and just SEE what brilliance man hath wrought!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 2:26:42 PM CDT

    Hey guys, I got it! A giant 3! Brilliant Ted!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Sep 15, 2009 2:30:35 PM CDT

    Is that the number of the day on Sesame Street?

    by orcus

  • Sep 15, 2009 2:32:03 PM CDT

    Downey Jr. to Star in Spielberg's Harvey?

    by snikkar124

  • Sep 15, 2009 2:32:19 PM CDT

    Spider-Man 4 to be Released on IMAX May 5, 2011!

    by snikkar124

  • Sep 15, 2009 2:51:26 PM CDT

    Color

    by tapeworm2042

    Color me underwhelmed

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  • Sep 15, 2009 3:17:14 PM CDT

    "They have the seseme seed bun, our buns don't have seeds."

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Damn---I wish my city had a MC DOWELLS

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  • Sep 15, 2009 4:04:27 PM CDT

    CREATIVIST. POSTER. EVER.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Cause "most creative" didnt flow as well.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 4:08:31 PM CDT

    "See the rest of it...?"

    by nasty in the pasty

    Is that a joke?

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  • Sep 15, 2009 5:01:59 PM CDT

    Booooorrrriiiiinnnnnngggggg

    by toshiroshimura

  • Sep 15, 2009 5:22:08 PM CDT

    WOW

    by harrys_site_sucks

    This is the BEST article EVER on this site. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 5:24:04 PM CDT

    GREAT JOB PIXAR!!! NICE WORK!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Sep 15, 2009 5:32:19 PM CDT

    WHAT. THE. FUCK?

    by finky089

    Why even waste the marketing dollars on a "teaser" one-sheet like that? Not even a little Buzz or Woody action? How about just silhouettes of Buzz and Woody, walking away from each other, heads hung low. TEASE US, you bastards.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 5:51:07 PM CDT

    It's gonna have an awesome chase sequence.

    by billy goat

    So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses. Like technology versus... horse.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 5:51:58 PM CDT

    This deserves a story?

    by juansanchez

  • Sep 15, 2009 6:04:01 PM CDT

    Wow...

    by baryonyx

    ...the number 3

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  • Sep 15, 2009 6:15:07 PM CDT

    "No one can tell you what the 3 is; you have to see it for yours

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Sep 15, 2009 6:15:34 PM CDT

    elf!"

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Sep 15, 2009 6:19:15 PM CDT

    The part 3 curse

    by bat725

    Hope it doesn't happens.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 6:32:17 PM CDT

    what a waste of a post

    by macgruder

    this is all we get?

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  • Sep 15, 2009 8:08:26 PM CDT

    not to be confused with '9'

    by chronicallydepressedlemming

    Just thought I'd clear that up.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 8:18:59 PM CDT

    ?

    by theapostle

    If only I had the money someone was paid for that shit.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 8:56:10 PM CDT

    Will the 3D re-release posters have a 2 & a 1?

    by johnno

    The only thing that could make that 3 better is if the poster was one of those lenticular 3-D ones! Geddeit??? It's the perfect way to emphasize the 3 in Toy Story 3 and the 3 in Disney 3-D! It's ingenius! Bloody brilliant!!!

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  • Sep 15, 2009 9:38:56 PM CDT

    Nice lack

    by kuldan

    of creativity from one of the most creative departments in the film industry. Just "awesome."

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  • Sep 15, 2009 9:48:13 PM CDT

    harrys_site_sucks sucks

    by nasty in the pasty

  • Sep 15, 2009 10:37:25 PM CDT

    I really am a sucker

    by leflambeur

    I thought "that three can't be all there is, how is that news?" Then I saw the image was a link, relieved, I clicked on it, saw the full poster and was treated to a release date, a half baked tagline, and some extra black space. Whata scoop! This reminds me of the Shrek 4 logo debut on Vern's april 1st fake sellout page.

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  • Sep 15, 2009 11:37:07 PM CDT

    prequel to 9?

    by t 1000 xp professional

  • Sep 16, 2009 12:56:08 AM CDT

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by smithys.bark

    Probably the greatest movie poster ever! They're so creative!!!

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  • Sep 16, 2009 1:13:07 AM CDT

    Holy shit.

    by bootskin

    A giant three with words on it.

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  • Sep 16, 2009 1:48:58 AM CDT

    i'm confused isnt 3 a phone company or something?

    by potatino

    i'm confused isnt 3 a phone company or something?

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  • Sep 16, 2009 3:28:52 AM CDT

    Three is a magic number

    by burnhollywood

    A man and a woman had a little baby
    Yes, they did
    They had three in the family
    And that's a magic number

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  • Sep 16, 2009 5:06:05 AM CDT

    gay

    by bendersshinyass

    someone actually got paid to make that

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  • Sep 16, 2009 6:25:24 AM CDT

    worst..poster..ever

    by bbsloth

  • Sep 16, 2009 8:25:30 AM CDT

    slow news day at AICN

    by rupee88

    really stretching with the "stories" lately.

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  • Sep 16, 2009 8:29:41 AM CDT

    I saw the previews

    by django2

    It's just a double feature of 1 and 2 done in 3d...clever monkey!

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  • Sep 16, 2009 8:42:07 AM CDT

    This will be less than Seven, but not Less Than Zero.

    by mastersofnonepodcast

  • Sep 16, 2009 9:30:41 AM CDT

    uh...you're kidding, right?

    by jdanielp

    It's one thing to have only the Batman chest-emblem (or even the Bat-signal, for that matter) for a Batman movie poster...or to only have the Superman chest-emblem for a Superman movie,...but a "number" that only references a 3rd flick of the TOY STORY franchise???

    Give me a break. I absolutely love the Toy Story movies...but that is the laziest thing I've ever seen from Disney/Pixar.

    Let's just hope this isn't s sign of rough times ahead for Marvel. (cough, cough)

    At least Disney's purchase was just in time for the season opener of the "SUPERHERO SQUAD", on the Cartoon Network. (Oddly, I appreciate the clean look of the cartoon inks, which mimic a comic book artist's brushwork. --Computer cell-like animation, perhaps?)

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  • Sep 16, 2009 9:33:23 AM CDT

    Isn't that just TOO precious!

    by feralangel

    *hurl* Man, what is it with Disney nowadays? Is Mickey on crack? Did he expect people to swoon at the very sight of the Toy Story logo accompanied by a 3 on steroids? Was this lame condescending poster okayed by the same people who thought it was a good idea to have newly-purchased Disney character Kermit the frog accompany a pop "star" who proceeded to menstruate from her bra and hang herself onstage at the VMAs? Brilliant. Somebody better thaw Walt soon and set him to clearing out the scuzz that's infested his kingdom. Hopefully with a flamethrower and chainsaw. I'd pay to watch that. It'd make one hell of a zombie flick.

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  • Sep 16, 2009 11:08:53 AM CDT

    They will sell like hotcakes on E-BAY!!

    by whtshark

  • Sep 16, 2009 12:44:44 PM CDT

    zzzzzzzzzzz.....

    by effector12

  • Sep 16, 2009 7:31:22 PM CDT

    But wait guys - this is just the teaser!

    by yo_shebitch

    It's just leading up to the excitement of the next poster - which will say Toy Story 3!

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  • Sep 16, 2009 7:47:59 PM CDT

    That's weak

    by chuck_chuckwalla

    Did their whole marketing staff go on vacation?

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  • Sep 16, 2009 11:57:06 PM CDT

    You guys kill me

    by feralangel

    I'm reading just the subject titles of the posts here and I'm laughing like hell. With tears and everything. You guys rock, seriously. I had a rough day at work and came home bummed out and now I'm laughing so hard I'm developing a sixpack. Damn but you guys are good for my diaphragm.

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  • Sep 17, 2009 9:53:11 PM CDT

    Awesome

    by macready452

    for years it has been a joke amongst my friends that #3 is jizz..as in #1 piss,#2 shit. In that respect this is the best poster ever. In any other respect it is terrible

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