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Behold Manly Chaos!! A Sorta Watchable Teaser For THE EXPENDABLES Escapes Venice!! See It Before It's Disappeared!!

Merrick here...
DestroyThisMovie has an EXPENDABLES teaser that was apparently nabbed during a presentation at The Venice Film Festival.

The trailer originates HERE!

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  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    First..and Can't wait for this movie!

    by MRJONZ72

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Wish I wasn't on my phone

    by solanine

    Damn.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Cool And The Gang!

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    I'm wit it!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Alex, Sly IS a genius

    by DETON8TE

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Crappy quality but worth watching for the tiny glimpse of Eric Roberts "I OWN YOU!"<p> This is looking very Eighties... please be rated R.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Hrm...

    by Zahaladeen

    ...yeah, I don't know. "Who sent you?" "Your hair dresser." I can dig it that they can't have a discussion regarding the nuances of the last Oprah show but for fucks sake, it would be better than a series of grunts and chest thumping. I wish there were more action films like "Way of the Gun." I'll probably still see it anyway. /sigh Maybe they'll give away free beret's as a promo.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST

    That was a downer

    by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi

    I think Shoot Em Up looks more like the winner on "Man movie of the decade."

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Stallone's movin' on up w/ Jeffrey L. Kimball as DP!

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    With the guy behind many Tony Scott and John Woo films, you know it's gonna look slick and great.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Bring it Happy Feet!

    by guido505

    Quite possibly the coolest Dolph Lundgren line ever.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:59 a.m. CST

    God I Gained Ten Pounds Of Muscle Just Watching This

    by MANNZILLA

    This better be rated R....

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11 a.m. CST

    by MRJONZ72

    A little surprised they didnt put up more of the names at the end, even though they not as big as the main stars or not as big as they once were

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Yeah what Manzilla said

    by MRJONZ72

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    GAME-CHANGER

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Mind-blowing revolutionary epic masterpiece like dreaming with your eyes open awesome

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Shoot 'Em Up is horrible and wishes it was Running Scared!

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    Running Scared accomplished what Shoot 'Em Up and Crank failed.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Angel from Dexter

    by FreeKill

    I think the main badguy in that was Angel from Dexter. It was a little hard to see though...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:07 a.m. CST

    looks like Delta Force

    by jcrash

    with all those berets.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Eric Roberts Fucking OWNS YOU!

    by Crow3711

    Pretty solid looking. Looks exactly like a cheesey 80s actioner, but more intense and less campy. It's a fucking shame Bruce Willis isn't in it though. A fucking shame.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    LOOKS DEFINETELY PG-13

    by damiz707

    WHATEVER, MY DICK IS STILL HARD FOR SOME LI VS LUNDGREN

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    CROW3711

    by damiz707

    LATEST REPORT AS OF A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, BRUCIE IS A GO. ANYONE HEARD SOMETHIN DIFFERENT SINCE THEN?

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Can't wait

    by Jawa 007

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Running Scared

    by Series7

    While better then Shoot'em up (but what isn't), and maybe better then Crank (after the first viewing). It not better then Crank 2. And hopefully is not better then this soon to be AFI classic.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:15 a.m. CST

    See this is the sort of film

    by Series7

    That shows just what you can do with technology if given enough time for it to advance to the point where you can film your true vision. This movie will revolutionize how films are made for sure.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:15 a.m. CST

    What are you talking about?

    by Jacen_Dark

    Willis is still in it for a cameo...and yes Eric Roberts does FUCKING OWN YOU!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:16 a.m. CST

    not enough names in bold letters

    by _Palmer_Eldritch

    apart from that, pretty cool. and yes, that is angel from dexter.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:17 a.m. CST

    WITH ALL THE LITTLE FUNNY ONE-LINERS

    by damiz707

    Can definetely tell their going for a PG13

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Re Bruce

    by CrotchTartar

    Bruce is still in 100%. The three of them shoot their scenes in a couple of weeks. And yeah, that teaser rocks hard. Dolph is gonna rule...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:20 a.m. CST

    The DVD better have

    by Series7

    A bloopers real with ZANY 1920's sounding music over it.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:25 a.m. CST

    guido505, i'm guessing you've never heard

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    If he dies... he dies." because THAT was not only Dolph's greatest line ever, but possibly the coldest/hardest shit anyone has ever said to anyone on film. oh, and Sly, i must say i'm feeling a tad worried after having seen that clip. not sure how i feel about (a) merc carrying an effin cellphone with him, and (b) Angel Batista getting his Raul Julia/Bison on.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Awesome

    by Sardonic

    Looks like a classic action movie with all the right things: people running from explosion, cheesy one liners, vehicles jumping through glass windows, etc. Pretty much exactly what I wanted it to be.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Damiz

    by Crow3711

    I hadn't heard anything for or against Bruce lately, I just figured if he was in it they would have showed him in the teaser or at least flashed his name to get people pumped. I'll hold out hope you are right and they are trying to keep his appearance as secretive as possible. Thanks.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    "Hello Karma?" Booooo

    by D.Vader

    Dat was not a good line.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:33 a.m. CST

    I met Eric Roberts over a week ago

    by D.Vader

    And he is the fucking MAN. So nice and genuine and friendly and talkative. I told him I was looking forward to The Expendables and he said he was too. I asked if it was a fun shoot and he said it was. Said it was "violent and fun". I said "Just the way it should be." He said "I agree" and then gave me a high five. <p> Then we shot the shit about Heroes and I mentioned I liked his last episode and wished they hadn't killed him off; he agreed and then started talking about how the producers had a hit show on their hands and then ruined it. <p> It was a fun conversations and he was genuinely enjoying himself. Good guy indeed.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:33 a.m. CST

    All gooey inside...

    by HarryCalder

    I swear, if this film is less than stellar in its final, released form, I will take a hostage... BRING THIS SHIT ON!!!!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Uh-Oh

    by DC Films

    That's looks a little messy - a little plotless - a little underwelming! Hopefully that's just cos it's a teaser...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:37 a.m. CST

    is Stallone slowly mining the cast of Dexter?

    by Kaiser Soze

    First, the hotness that is Julie Benz is in Rambo 4, now Sergeant Batista (David Zayas) is apparently the bad guy in Expendables. What, does Michael C. Hall play the "beast-man" in Rambo V? Either way, The Expendables looks like cheesy 80's action fun, and I am so there (barring a PG-13 rating, which I have faith Sly will stick to hard R)

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    oh, and Lundgren's best line...

    by Kaiser Soze

    ...has to be, when the alien says, "I come in peace", and Lundgren replies, "And you go...in pieces!"

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:40 a.m. CST

    looks fucking awful

    by JAMF

    how could it be anything else? lets be honest guys. its live free or die hard with half a dozen watered down mcclanes.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Dammit....IT WONT PLAY!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    fuuuuuuucccKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST

    JAMF

    by _Palmer_Eldritch

    it may not be to everyone's taste, but in NO WAY is this going to be another Live Free or Die Hard. At least they're trying to recapture the spirit here. It's supposed to be kind of crappy. As long as this isn't another Snakes on A Plane, we'll be fine. BRING IT ON!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    and *poof*...

    by just pillow talk

    it's gone.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Download link here...

    by CornNut007

    There is a direct download link of the mp4 file on the OSNSpodcast site: http://tinyurl.com/led5k6

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Mirror here:

    by Statham_Wastes_Em

    http://tiny.cc/pk44u OR http://chacalx.blogspot.com/2009/09/bootleg-teaser-trailer-de-expendables.html

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:18 p.m. CST

    thanks boys...

    by just pillow talk

    Definitely looks like an 80's flick.<p>Which is a good thing in my mind these days.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:21 p.m. CST

    C3PO

    by damiz707

    I'm in my 30s, so I remember the Lethal Weapons and most notably, being a Sly flick, Demolition Man. I don't know maybe we'll get lucky. I do see that a movie like this may sell more tix if it is an R though. Kinda like, who the fuck would pay to see Nightmare on Elm Street if it was PG13.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    HELLO KARMA

    by ominus

    I fucking love Dolph in the trailer.i cant wait to watch him in the new universal soldier movie too.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    damiz707

    by Talkbacker with no name

    pg13 is a bigger target than and R. I'll take a bet against this making more as a R please? You haven't got a clue. Easy money!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:35 p.m. CST

    The guys who are picky with the trailer

    by ominus

    Take into consideration that Sly is trying to reestablish the 80s style of the action genre.he is not going to revolutionize the genre,not even modernize it. <p>Silly macho quotes,smoking cigars and playing cards,getting the babes,a lot of muscle,humour,fights,explosions,real stunts with the actors doing them by themselves and most importantly NO FUCKING CGI. thats what sly is going to bring back. <p>is he going to succeed? personally i believe the movie,even if it its a hit,it wont bring back the old trade of action films.unfortunately we live in the age where the pg13 superhero comic movies are considered the new action movie genre,and atrocities like TF2 dominate the BO. <p>but that wont stop me from enjoying the film.unless sly has done a mediocre job with it.fingers crossed that wont be the case.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:51 p.m. CST

    unhealthy like Orca fat?

    by just pillow talk

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Rambo directors cut?

    by Series7

    Come on Sly, you've had me standing here with my dick in my hand for like a year now.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    David Zayas

    by MRJONZ72

    Dang didnt know that he was in this movie, not saying he a great character actor but I liked the dude.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Series, you do know that was already released?

    by Mysterious_Volvo

    under the title john rambo

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    I concur Series7, "Rambo: Director's Cut" already!

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    BTW Series7 I wasn't attempting to compair "The Expendables" with "Running Scared". Just simply responding to a previous poster who claimed "Shoot "Em Up" as the "Man Movie Of The Decade" (so far). <p> Because I think "Running Scared" correctly got the over-the-top tone and manic energy that movies like "Shoot'Em Up", "Crank" and "Smokin' Aces" tried and failed to acheive. In "Smokin' Aces" case, it's pretty clear it wanted to be a hybrid of "Domino", "Snatch" and "Boondock Saints" and failed miserably at equaling those films in as much as at the very least just pure entertainment value. I hate the idea of "Joe Troy Guy Duffy Carnahan-Ritchie" ruining any chances for a great A-Team movie. I'm exceadingly happy he never got his mits on Mission Impossible at least. <p> But I digress...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Running Scared is totally slept on. That movie's great

    by RobertBaron

    Shoot Em Up is fun once you allow yourself to get into it. It's way too wink wink over the top to be great though

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Mysterious_Volvo - Said WHAT?

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    When did this go down? I think I'm gonna need you to qualify and confirm that, because I've never seen nor heard of a Director's Cut for Rambo being released. Lest you be branded a liar (clearly by a less classy sort than I, of course), prove it.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Running Scared

    by _Palmer_Eldritch

    really was a very good achievement. Probably the only Paul Walker movie that has some great acting in it (Elizabeth Mitchell, anyone). <p> On that account, I also think "Hostage" is a pretty underrated action flick. Personally, I think it's one of Bruce's best. Not as original or dark as the adult fairytale world of Running Scared, but still a great action flick.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:50 p.m. CST

    The Director's Cut of Rambo was screened in Venice.

    by Left_Nut

    It has NOT been released anywhere.<P> Apparently it's 12 minutes longer than the original cut. I'm sure it will be on DVD at some point.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Hostage is very enjoyable

    by D.Vader

    A smaller action film from Bruce that I really appreciated. And its got another great performance by Ben Foster. That guy is going places.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I really enjoyed HOSTAGE.

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    I keep waiting for Florent Siri to break through big time. <p> Another movie I thought was pretty cool was Jean Francois-Richet's remake of Assult On Pricinct 13.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Wow...seriously underwhelmed.

    by odo19

    I've been hyped for this movie for months now but that did look like shit. The guy who brought up Live Free and Die Hard was right on the money. I thought this was going to be a serious and brutal action film like Rambo. First the PG-13 rating and now those shitty one liners? This does not bode well for the future.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST

    The_Genteel_Gentile

    by Series7

    Yeah I realized that after I posted. <P> I don't think Crank was going for that manic bad ass action. Especially after seeing Crank 2 (Have you seen that?), it feels like they were trying to make the best grindhouse movie ever. Its much better then what QT and RR gave us.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:15 p.m. CST

    HOSTAGE

    by Series7

    I was surprised how much I liked that movie as well. Also surprised how stylish it was. That opening scene/credits was pretty awesome. I thought it would be like Mercury Rising.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    odo19 - Keep in mind the promo's for Rambo were awful.

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    Yet Rambo turned out pretty great. So yeah, people in the promo department likely need to recieve their pink slips.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    RAMBO DIRECTOR'S CUT

    by SonOfChiba

    It's just been screened: http://www.labiennale.org/en/cinema/festival/lineup/official_selection/out_of_competition/rambo.html

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Genteel Gentile I hope your right..

    by odo19

    and I'm not giving up hope just yet but for now my enthusiasm for this took a pretty big hit. <P> Also I agree with the Hostage sentiments here. That was one badass little movie. Any movie that gives Ben Foster work is okay with me. I think I liked the opening scene the best though.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:25 p.m. CST

    promo department meeting for this trailer

    by Series7

    Should we use that bodies hit the floor song? <P> Sure why not, I've already got it loaded. We use it so much I created a easy trailer cut program to it. <P> Sweet, wanna go do some more blow? <P> HELLZ YEAH!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Though with watching Rambo again

    by Series7

    I wonder since the passing of Swayze and the retirement of the throating ripping out move, will he have to edit that scene out of the movie?

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:27 p.m. CST

    you're.....fuck..

    by odo19

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Series7 - I hear ya

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    But I can't get on board with you on the Crank love. I saw both films in the theater, I did not walk out or go to sleep, but I really found it testing my patience for cutsey indulgent overwrought juvenility. I guess it comes down to my lack of tolerance for that kind of gloriously exploitational grindhouse type of filmmaking. I prefer just a tad of medicine with my sugar instead of total mindlessness wiithout any virtue at all. But that's just me.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Hey, you guys!!!

    by SonOfChiba

    http://www.getthebigpicture.net/blog/2009/9/14/bootlegged-trailer-for-stallones-expendables.html

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Series7 - Haha, exactly man!

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    WORST. TRAILER. EVER. (bodies hit the floor)! Ahg, really excruciating.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    I hate to say it, but that trailer...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...isn't great. <P> In fact, remove Stallone and I wouldn't ever consider seeing it...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    I'll wait for a non-bootleg version to make a determination

    by bullet3

    I do think the pacing on the trailer feels a bit off, too much emphasis on one-liners, and not enough emphasis on the cast. What they oughta do is have a title card for each actor, flash the actors title-card, show a bit of that actor in action, then the next actor's name/him in action, and so forth. Can't judge the movie by it either way.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Missed it by THAT much...

    by ED2D2

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Looks like Stone Cold...

    by Lacloake

    ...is going to be a baddie in it which pisses me off! I was hoping to see him and Sly smash a couple of beers together over a pile of enemy soldiers bullet-riddled bodies and shout 'That's the Bottom Line!' or some shit like that and then give Eric Roberts a piledriver off the top rope and finally flip the double bird to the audience... ah well...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST

    you fucking dumbasses...

    by xalener

    The oneliners and cam is the whole point! THAT IS WHAT MAKES THIS MOVIE FUCKING COOL.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Have faith in the Italian Stallion!

    by Lacloake

    He won't fuck this up; he's a fucking Oscar Winner for fuck's sake! <p> (I said 'fuck' quite a lot there...)

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:43 p.m. CST

    That was.... average at best

    by Action Hero

    Lowering my expectations after viewing that. It looked forced and cheesy. The first warning sign was the release date getting bumped to the tail end of summer 2010. This trailer is the second warning sign this movie is in trouble. The third sign will be reshoots being scheduled.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Be reasonable,use your head

    by ominus

    analogically it seems to be the most expensive film,sly has ever make.there are how many? 10 main actors in this film,with some of them big names (statham,li,rourke).who is going to pay all of them? and what about the rest of the production? explosions,stuntmen,and all that crap. <p>it is an expensive film,and it needs not only to earn its cost back,but to make a decent profit too.it is understandable that Sly and the producers are following the PG13 route.we are not in the 80s anymore,where people were going to watch these kind of films.Times have changed guys,and with them the show business too. <p>now that doesnt mean that i agree with the PG13 rating of the film.I wish it was r-rated.but i am going to watch in at the cinemas,and i hope a hardcore r-rated dvd version will be released.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST

    From the looks of it.....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    I saw a Dolph and Jet Li fight, Water boarding and The Demolition Man, Why can't this come out this weekend?

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST

    ominus

    by Series7

    Ummmmm Final Destination opening weeked the top four films in The US of A were all rated R. R is the new PG-13!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Return of the 80's...That's a good thing

    by DARTH VOODOO

    It's too bad Sly couldn't get Arnold + B. Willis to take bigger roles.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Series7 u cant compare them

    by ominus

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    You fuckin dorks. I said its called ''JOHN RAMBO''

    by Mysterious_Volvo

    not Rambo: Directors cut.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    AWESOME trailer - wish there were more cast names

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    STALLONE. STATHAM. LI. ROURKE. Why not add AUSTIN. COUTURE. ROBERTS?

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST

    "The first warning sign

    by Left_Nut

    was the release date getting bumped to the tail end of summer 2010."<p>That happened just after "Inglourious Basterds" opened big. "The Expendables" will be released on the same weekend next year. If anything, that's a sign that this may well be "R" rated.<P>"This trailer is the second warning sign this movie is in trouble." This is a hastily put together teaser, for a far from finished film. Remember that Stallone has yet to shoot the Schwarzenegger and Willis stuff, and there's going to be lot of post-production work to be done.<P>It's early days, we'll get a better idea of what this film will be like when a real trailer is released.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Lundgrens name should have been up there...

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    I mean the guy has a bigger role than Mickey Rourke who I didnt even spot in the footage.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Mysterious_Volvo - And where's the DVD?

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    That's the question.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    The_Genteel_Gentile

    by Left_Nut

    There isn't one, he's talking bollocks.<P> As I said earlier the Director's Cut was screened in Venice a few days ago, it was probably titled "John Rambo", just as the original cut was in many countries.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 6:30 p.m. CST

    LACOAKE?????

    by damiz707

    What the hell did Stallone ever get an Oscar for? And don't say Rocky, that doesn't count. Leo Dicappachino didn't get shit for Titanic winning best pic.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 6:31 p.m. CST

    How I fish a hard-boiled Chow Yun Fat was in this...

    by pollaxt

    Someone get that man a gun.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 6:36 p.m. CST

    C3PO

    by damiz707

    Yeah, you notice the trend of teen PG13 horror movies dieing down. Jennifer's Body, Sorority Row, Orphan, Final Destination, ok maybe not FD, could have easily been transformed to fucking PG13. My wife tells me that there is no way that ECLIPSE

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 6:39 p.m. CST

    fucking enter button

    by damiz707

    My wife tells me that the Twilight Eclipse movie has to be R rated due to the severe violence in the book. That would prob be the only one I'd see.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    That hot chick until she took her clothes off...

    by SoylentGreenOnACracker

    Was this shitty trailer.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Let me know when the non-expendable trailer is up

    by Johnno

    I missed this one, but maybe that's for the best...

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 8:26 p.m. CST

    dammit

    by CherryValance

    I missed it. I wasn't home. :(

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 8:50 p.m. CST

    "Running Scared"

    by Sgt.Steiner

    Are you fucking kidding me? That bullshit with Oleg Krepka doing some wannabe-Tarantino schtick about John Wayne in "The Cowboys" while some pussy-ass bullshit involving day-glo hockey pucks occurs? And a twist that renders the entire film nutless on every level? Better than "Crank" and "Shoot Em Up"? Do you guys have a lucky crack pipe?

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Inglorious Basterds II

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:17 p.m. CST

    dolph lundgren is your ass landlord!

    by ironic_name

    rents due, bitches!

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Should be rated R

    by necros

    I know the studios know itll make more as pg-13 but in that age group, other than Statham, do kids really know who Eric Roberts, Stallone, and alot of other 80s, 90s actors? Most people that get a hard on are in mid 20s and up. I grew up on Commando, rambo, bloodsport. I cant imagine it making that much more as pg-13, I could be wrong but most studios now a days obviously want watered down pg-13 movies, cause they know the punk kids will buy a shitty movie ticket to some disney movie and sneak in to a rated R whitch is hilarious that theyre mommy and daddy cant take em. But cant they now a days have an R version and PG-13 version of movies, prob make alot more money that way than one version. But doubt theatres would do it.

  • Sept. 15, 2009, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Sgt.Steiner - You sir have horrible taste (must be a studio exec

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    Anything and everything are better than "Crank" and "Shoot Em Up". <p> You see, Wayne Kramer is a legitimate filmmaker and his artistry can be seen in "Running Scared". Those other fellows are merely children running amuck with camera's and money.

  • Sept. 16, 2009, 1:41 a.m. CST

    The official trailer should introduce almost EVERYONE.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    It should be like this one, except when the names appear on the screen one-by-one, there should be a b&w picture of the person behind the name. <BR><BR> STALLONE! (Picture of Stallone punching)<BR> LI! (Picture of Li jumpkicking)<BR> STATHAM! (Statham shooting a gun)<BR> ...and so forth...have like 8 names in a row...the theater crowds will go nuts.

  • Sept. 16, 2009, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Agreed, the footage looks like Chow Yun Fat wouldve been perfect

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Save somma dat for the sequel!!

  • Sept. 16, 2009, 2:36 a.m. CST

    the entire point of these movies is R killings

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    I mean seriously WHAT. THE. FUNK. It would be like porn movies having fully clothed people flirting on a bench somewhere.

  • Sept. 16, 2009, 2:43 a.m. CST

    damiz707

    by Lacloake

    Of course I meant fucking Rocky! That was supposed to be a joke... Sarcasm doesn't come across very well in typed form sometimes...<p> Although to give him his props he was nominated for best actor and writing for that movie...

  • Sept. 16, 2009, 6:25 a.m. CST

    Replacement video

    by SG_Cardon

    View the trailer here: http://shogungamer.com/news/bootleg-footage-expendables