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The Writer Who Gave Us TOOTSIE, OH GOD! & TV's M*A*S*H Is Gone Larry Gelbart 1928-2009

Published at:  Sep 12, 2009 3:33:06 AM CDT

I am – Hercules

Comedy hero Larry Gelbart – the “Caesar’s Hour” writer (he worked alongside Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Neil Simon and Carl Reiner) who went to to script and oversee the early and best (Frank Burns-era) episodes of “M*A*S*H” as well as big-screen projects like “Oh, God” and “Tootsie” – passed away Friday. He was 81.

Gelbart also wrote the corporate-takeover movie comedy “Barbarians At The Gate” and co-wrote the musicals “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To The Forum” and “City of Angels.”

Gelbart, who only spoke Yiddish before he turned five, was always hilarious when Dick Cavett had him on.

The man was a giant. Find the Associated Press' obituary here.


























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  • Sep 11, 2009 8:50:33 PM CDT

    The guy made me laugh. A lot.

    by hint_of_smegma

    RIP, man.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 8:56:14 PM CDT

    BARBARIANS AT THE GATE WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!!FACT!!! TOOTSIE WAS S

    by carlthormark1978

  • Sep 11, 2009 9:02:19 PM CDT

    Iconic Legacy

    by tuttle300

    The standard thing that’s said at times like this is, of course,
    “Such a loss.”

    A loss for who? Well, certainly for his family no doubt. But other than that, I think its a time for celebration. Because the man gave us, and left us, so much material that will continue on long past this sad day.

    I mean, among all of his other accomplishments such as “Oh, God” and “Tootsie”(which he co-wrote), the man developed “M*A*S*H”, the film, into a classic television iconic series who’s final episode is STILL, over twenty years later, THE most watched television event in all of television history.

    Not only did he help develop it into a series, he set the tone OF the series in such a way that it could handle the loss of multiple main characters throughout it’s long run. Characters such as Henry Blake and Frank Burns (during his stay). And then later on (after he had moved on), Not only did Radar O’ Reilly leave the series,
    it continued on with the introductions of Colonel Sherman Potter, B.J. Hunnicutt, Charles Winchester III.

    Naturally, the setting of the series, the Korean War, was ripe for stories about loss. And Gelbart as well as a few dozen other writers that came and went dove into that setting and gave us all a rich, beloved series that lasted 11 years.

    I mean, “Oh, God” and “Tootsie” have had their runs, made their money and are now a part of film history. Maybe a few thousand people around the world rent them or some obscure cable station somewhere in the world runs them on a lazy Saturday afternoon or maybe even features them on the dead spot some late, late Friday evening.

    But M*A*S*H…. a good solid 27 years AFTER the final episode aired, is STILL running on a television station at any one time each day somewhere in the world.

    Loss?
    I think not. The man lived a full life and left behind a lasting legacy that will survive for at least the next several generations.

    There aren’t alot of writers in the world who can make that claim. And that goes for not only television and film writers, but literary writers as well.

    Like Hawkeye, there aren’t many people I salute. But today, I salute you Mr. Gelbart. Thank you.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:28:26 PM CDT

    You know I've seen "Oh, God" a number of times

    by continentalop

    And until now I never noticed the boom mike in that scene. You learn new things every day.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:39:20 PM CDT

    Brillant; just brillant

    by buffywrestling

    I have been bursting to show love for this man since I've heard. M*A*S*H* is one of my most favorite shows of all time. It started in 1972 and I grew up with it. It was a family affair my house, like All in the Family or the Carol Burnett show. I was young and the content was questionable (Spearchucker Jones??) but but my very concervative, very catholic parents used to gather around the TV and watch. Why? Because it was funny. The orginator of snarky one lines. I like to think my sense of humour developed from this show. Cynical, bitchy and hearty.

    On Labour Day weekend, they had a M*A*S*H marathon on TV, like they do at least once a year. And I watched it again like I do every year. It's a timeless show about war & friends & I'll love it forever. The introduction of a dry martini for me did not come from Bond, but from the still in the Swamp. Watching Goodbye, Forever, Amen always makes me cry twice - Hawkeye & the chicken-baby bus, and BJ's sad rock sign-off.

    Gelbart introduced black & white TV back into homes with episodes like the "interview", introduced POV TV like the solider who had been shot in the neck, dream episodes, addiction...it's just too much to comprehend how many boundries he broke in broadcast television.

    He built a testament. And even if you believe he went out not as good as he came in, he will always have my deepest respect as a leader and not a follower.

    His plane was shot down over the sea of Japan. It spun in; there were no survivors.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:42:38 PM CDT

    All I can say is...

    by burnednotice_dude

    thanks for all the great entertainment over the years. RIP

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:46:02 PM CDT

    I remember...

    by embeedeuce

    ...in my writing program, I had an instructor who began every class w/ "Back when I was writing w/ Larry Gelbart...." Made me laugh; why wasn't Gelbart teaching us?! RIP Larry, Gelbart, and thanks for the great volume of work you leave behind.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:48:17 PM CDT

    He lived a long and productive life.

    by galactic

    Farewell, and thanks for all the laughs!

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:48:33 PM CDT

    Right now...

    by virgilhilts

    ...he's having a Montecristo with God. Who, yes, looks and sounds exactly like George Burns.

    That movie is one of a handful that can make me smile at the exact same time a tear wells up in my eye.

    Goodbye, Forever, Amen.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:52:05 PM CDT

    suicide is painless, you guys are brainless

    by rectalscan

  • Sep 11, 2009 9:52:10 PM CDT

    Damn you M. Night Shyamalan!

    by --- emperor ---

    This is all your fault! Damn you to hell!

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  • Sep 11, 2009 9:59:52 PM CDT

    M*A*S*H* was incredible for the first 3 seasons

    by backrivercatfish

    I always wondered how that show lasted 8 years longer than the Korean War!

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  • Sep 11, 2009 10:09:26 PM CDT

    Are Orci & Kurtzman paying attention? THIS was a writer, people

    by yackbacker

    What a career.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 10:36:12 PM CDT

    Gelbart carried the ball for smart comedy.

    by larry of arabia

    Oh! God is very nuanced theologically. People remember the wackyness of MASH, but there was a lot of brains and a definite point of view as well. I'm not sure people are writing this kind of film any more.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 10:43:21 PM CDT

    Did he write reality shows?

    by rassmguy

    I assume so, since it's being covered here.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 10:46:38 PM CDT

    nobody wants to pay $20 to watch people live next to chemical wa

    by badmrwonka

    they can see that in New Jersey!!
    RIP Larry, you were a giant.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 10:54:16 PM CDT

    MASH is still great

    by bizarrojerry

    Those first 3 years were the funniest, but it still held up pretty good after that, though it floundered towards the end.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 10:57:38 PM CDT

    Brilliant

    by bytor

    As Larry of Arabia said, people remember M*A*S*H as being a wacky comedy, but it was one of the most intelligent comedies ever aired. It holds up incredibly well, too.

    M*A*S*H would be enough to get anyone into the comedy hall of fame, but this guy did lots of other quality stuff too. A farking genius.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 11:03:09 PM CDT

    great movies!

    by nilmani

  • Sep 11, 2009 11:19:08 PM CDT

    Also wrote the Three's Company (unaired) pilot

    by georgieboy

    His type of humor definitely wasn't right for Three's Company though. But I recognize his contribution to the greatest sitcom ever.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 11:21:14 PM CDT

    We Shall Never See His Like Again...

    by alen smithee

    Mr Gelbart, was another legend of television whom I had the great fortune to work with on a funny pilot that unfortunately never went to series, way back in the early 90's. He was always wonderful supportive and encouraging to a young punk like me. He shall be greatly missed.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 11:22:50 PM CDT

    Another legend gone

    by dougmckenzie

    "Colonel Blake's plan was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors". Still one of the most shocking and flat out ballsiest moves in TV history. Plus it was a great "Fuck you!" to Maclean Stevenson for thinking he was too good for the show. Sigh who is going to be crushing inflated Hollywood egos now that Gelbart is gone?

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  • Sep 11, 2009 11:30:06 PM CDT

    Great comic writer - god, today's comedies suck

    by feralangel

    Most movie "comedies" are about pathetic man-boy behavior, and rely on bodily functions and malfunctions to get laughs. Not Gelbart. He's the mirror image of yutzes like Jason Segal. I haven't seen a so-called movie comedy since Bruce Almighty. When I want a laugh, I watch M*A*S*H reruns, in particular reruns during the last 5 years of the show's run. That's when it hit its peak. Rest in peace, Lar. You'll be missed, especially when yet another shitty Apatow fartfest hits our eyeballs...

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  • Sep 11, 2009 11:43:29 PM CDT

    R.I.P...Good Sir.

    by drmorbius

    Your voluminous body of work, speaks for itself!That's ENTERTAINMENT!

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  • Sep 11, 2009 11:47:04 PM CDT

    OH GOD was great

    by ironic_name

  • Sep 12, 2009 12:00:40 AM CDT

    got enough youtube vids there?

    by gungan slayer

  • Sep 12, 2009 12:30:42 AM CDT

    I got the horse right here!

    by ganymede3010

    His name is Paul Revere....

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  • Sep 12, 2009 12:48:14 AM CDT

    Can do, can do

    by feralangel

    The man says the horse can do...

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  • Sep 12, 2009 12:58:49 AM CDT

    I will NEVER EVER EVER stop missing that guy as long as I live.

    by iblis_mage

    Haven't had cable for just over a year now, but the one thing I tried never to miss when I did was any M*A*S*H episode with his name on it as writer. Absolute 100% genius wit, and it ain't the same world without him in it. So long Larry, you were truly one of a kind.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 12:59:38 AM CDT

    Also:

    by iblis_mage

    "I just don't know why they're shooting at us...all we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream: freedom, achievement, hyperacidity, affluence, flatulence, technology, tension...the inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. Now THAT'S entertainment!"

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  • Sep 12, 2009 1:22:59 AM CDT

    Sorry to hear this.

    by i am the most horrible

    I grew up on his work.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 1:54:16 AM CDT

    Michael Jackson (Pop Pedophile) draws press

    by thegreatwhatzit

    And, somehow, Mr. Gelbart earns barely a blip on the radar. Go figure. OH, GOD was more (subtly) poignant--and quite revelatory--than 1000 sermons pitched by clergymen (I recall Jimmy Swaggart--the past century's eminent asshole/hypocrite--denouncing the popularity of E.T., completely oblivious to the film's unpretentious theological convictions. Can't wait to piss on Swaggart's grave). As for MASH, some episodes kicked butt until the concluding 5 minutes when Alan Alda concluded that "War is bad." Wow, pretty profound, Alan; a belabored diatribe in lieu of comedy. I already miss Mr. Gelbart's "departure"--he was a definite role model. Please relay my admiration to to Mr. Burns (aka God--or vice versa).

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  • Sep 12, 2009 2:30:18 AM CDT

    Thanks dewd

    by melvin_pelvis

    In his way he was like an original view askew
    Did some creative and original works.
    Thanks again man

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  • Sep 12, 2009 2:42:22 AM CDT

    Peace to Larry, condolences to his family.

    by dingbatty

  • Sep 12, 2009 3:32:39 AM CDT

    Larry was a rebel

    by buffywrestling

    TV show about War that aired in

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  • Sep 12, 2009 3:41:59 AM CDT

    The "YOU WERE A TOMATO"!!! routine

    by benbraddock

    was a piece of genius. I love "Tootsie", it's full of terrific lines. Only wish Dustin had had eyebrows for majority of the movie. RIP Mr. Gelbart, and thanks.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 3:42:50 AM CDT

    1972...

    by buffywrestling

    a huge finger to Vietnam - not the troops - but to the military establishment that would make people statistics. Even when they "tried to pull bodies out of a meat grinder without going crazy" it showed us that ordinary people can do extrodinary things when you work together & under pressure.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:10:13 AM CDT

    You Know You're Getting Older When...

    by boggycreekbeast

    All your heroes pass away. RIP, Mr. Gelbart. The man was brilliant.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:24:15 AM CDT

    Allright you Fucktards.......

    by benlinus

    Time to start listing your faveeorite Gelbert lines......I dont do the RIP thing very often but Seasons 1-3 of MASH were among the funniest things Ive ever seen.....I'll start.....

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:25:50 AM CDT

    Frank and Trapper

    by benlinus

    Frank: "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?" Trapper: "It saves time Frank"............priceless

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:28:06 AM CDT

    Col. Blake and Radar....

    by benlinus

    Henry Blake: Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
    Radar: Oh, nobody does, sir.
    Henry Blake: Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:30:29 AM CDT

    The Legendary Henry Blake

    by benlinus

    Henry Blake: You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:31:25 AM CDT

    RIP Good Sir......

    by benlinus

    I will be popping in season 2 when I get home from work. Corona's for everyone.....

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  • Sep 12, 2009 10:39:39 AM CDT

    What a great writer.

    by sal_bando

    OH God was a fine fine movie.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 10:46:00 AM CDT

    Death is working overtime this year

    by dazzler69

    Death must have got part of the stimulus package.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 11:24:46 AM CDT

    Wouldn't it be funny if...

    by cruel_kingdom

    Larry Gelbart got to heaven and God looked just like George Burns? RIP Larry Gelbart. You will be missed.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 12:22:14 PM CDT

    MOVIE WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR

    by dragline83

    FUCK ALAN ALDA

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  • Sep 12, 2009 12:29:39 PM CDT

    no subject

    by backrivercatfish

    Frank: What are you doing up there?
    Hawkeye: I just wanted to borrow your Bible, Frank.
    Frank: Since when are you two interested in the Bible?
    Trapper John: I peeked at the end, Frank. The Devil did it.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 1:08:38 PM CDT

    Klinger-Trapper

    by solidcplus

    Trapper;Klinger's not a pervert
    Hotlips:How Do you Know?
    Trapper: because I'm one and he's never at the meetings.

    Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow and pretty much every other major comedy writer today owes there careers to this man.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 1:39:39 PM CDT

    Criticizes TV brilliantly

    by lsleelee

    Love how he criticizes the advent of television and then lest anyone dismiss him as some old "when I was your age..." technology-phobic crank, he says "It's almost like another race of humans creates these technologies and then we take over, the ones who put an atomic bomb in the Wright Brothers' plane and cancer in the cigarettes." Nailed it!

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  • Sep 12, 2009 2:11:01 PM CDT

    ahh good good....heres another...

    by benlinus

    Frank Burns: The men hate me, don't they?
    Radar: Just your guts, sir.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 2:12:32 PM CDT

    and another.....

    by benlinus

    Colonel Flagg: What's your clearance?
    Henry Blake: Oh, I go through the door with about an inch to spare.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 3:03:24 PM CDT

    Why the hell isn't "Movie Movie" on DVD?

    by dr lizardo

    Very funny script: "When a man says what's right, what's good, what's real, and what's true, then his mouth is ten feet tall."

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  • Sep 12, 2009 4:47:49 PM CDT

    One of my heroes

    by manatee

    For 'Tootsie' alone he goes to comedy writer heaven. Rest well, friend.

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  • Sep 12, 2009 4:59:28 PM CDT

    Another Great

    by drdoom_v

    another Brilliant talent gone. so many great contributions. Rest In Peace larry! We will miss you down here! Send me one of God's business cards!

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  • Sep 12, 2009 9:05:29 PM CDT

    Gelbert > Mikey Bay, no doubt.

    by sal_bando

    http://tinyurl.com/oboueg

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  • Sep 13, 2009 11:56:29 AM CDT

    damn...

    by jamest

    The early episodes with Trapper are the best of the series.

    RIP Mr. Gelbart.

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  • Sep 13, 2009 2:56:59 PM CDT

    ABE VIGODA LAUGHS AT YOU ALL!!

    by thelordofhell

    Abe Vigoda will outlive everyone!! All hail the great Abe Vigoda!!

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  • Sep 13, 2009 7:06:01 PM CDT

    Pockets

    by shutupfanboy

    The line in Oh God, about how he should never invented to make pockets, because people would put things in it like money. One of the best lines in literature. RIP.

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  • Sep 13, 2009 11:56:04 PM CDT

    GOODBYE, FAREWELL, & AMEN...

    by master bruce

    Larry, you will be missed. Thanks for all the great work!, especially my personal fave MASH. You, sir, were truly the finest kind.

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