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Nick Cage Will Not Menace THE GREEN HORNET!!

I am – Hercules!! The Hollywood Reporter says Nicolas Cage has decided not to take the villain role opposite Seth Rogen in “The Green Hornet.” The Michel Gondry-helmed adventure, which began shooting last week, is now on the lookout for a new actor Rogen can beat on. Knowing nothing of the Hornet’s nemesis, have we any clue who would make a worthwhile substitute? Christoph Waltz? Jonah Hill? What’s Terrence Stamp doing at the moment? Maybe Rogen will rope in one of the “Freaks and Geeks” co-stars he hasn’t yet worked with on the big screen, like “Inglourious Basterds” vet Samm Levine or “Bones” player John Francis Daley. Maybe not! Find all of the Reporter’s story on the matter here.
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  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:25 a.m. CST

    Even Cage knows this is a steaming pile shit.

    by ganymede3010

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:26 a.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    Oh wait, I don't care. Sorry about my outburst.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:27 a.m. CST


    by Bob C. Cock


  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:29 a.m. CST

    Fucking cast Iggy Pop as the villain!

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    Then I MIGHT just give a shit about this movie.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Cage has been menacing my eyes, ears and brain for years.

    by Ellipsian

    I don't see why the Hornet should get a pass.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:32 a.m. CST


    by Human_Bean_Juice_

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Seth Rogen in Green Hornet = hell

    by Toby_FN_Wong

    Seth Rogen + Cage in Green Hornet = double hell

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:38 a.m. CST


    by CarlThorMark1978

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:44 a.m. CST

    WTF is The Green Hornet

    by Player 1

    This sounds like crap. Also, Seth Rogen needs to not work for a bit.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Meh to all of it...

    by Paul T. Ryan

    I like Gondry, but this film sounds like a disaster of Catwoman proportions.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:49 a.m. CST

    by BadMrWonka

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Cage only pulled out,as he wanted too much money

    by Wayne6000

    It would've been cool to have seen Cage do it, but if you read the HR article, it's obvious he wanted too much money for his payment. The film doesn't really need an expensive A list actor wanting a 8 figure payment for the villain, as they can hire someone cheaper.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:50 a.m. CST

    "menacing the green hornet" = jerking off

    by BadMrWonka

    best euphemism EVER!!

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:50 a.m. CST


    by Mullah Omar had best find a life jacket ASAP. <br> <br> It must take a truly titanic piece of shit to scare off the Cage.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Seth Rogen actualy is Green Hornet?

    by rock_n_roll_jesus

    I always thought this would be one of those movie rumours that never saw the light of day. Like Jack Black as Green Lantern.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:51 a.m. CST

    I hear David Hasselhoff needs work.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:55 a.m. CST


    by Series7

    Who gives a shit? This back and forth about this movie, like its some event film anyone outside of Seth gives a shit about. I bet Apatow doesn't even care enough to make a dick joke about it.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:01 a.m. CST


    by CarlThorMark1978

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:03 a.m. CST

    nick cage passed. have they asked nic cage?

    by ironic_name

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:03 a.m. CST

    jason isaacs

    by ironic_name

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Hey, I'll take over for Cage...

    by Maegnarval

    I need the cash!!! Where do i audition? give me some lines to read & i'll YouTube it.....

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:08 a.m. CST


    by CarlThorMark1978

    So this must fucking stink for him to back out.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:14 a.m. CST

    Replace Cage with Christopher Walken

    by dailysportspages

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:33 a.m. CST


    by damiz707

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Cast Adam fucking Sandler and call it Green People...

    by Gods_Uncle_Bob

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Why does anyone care about Green Hornet anyway?

    by Chuck_Chuckwalla

    He had an immensely popular radio program a thousand years ago but most of the people who actually listened to it are dead or are going to be real soon. He had a show that lasted one season in the sixties that I've never seen rerun in syndication. He's appeared intermittently in badly done comic books over the years put out by obscure comic book publishers. The only real reason the concept has any allure is not because of the main character — it's because of his SIDEKICK played by none other than the great Bruce Lee in that short-lived series. No wonder Cage left the project, he can smell shit when he steps in it.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:40 a.m. CST


    by ZombieHeathLedger

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:43 a.m. CST

    This is new to me, no comments allowd in ads posts?

    by Greatroarer

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:46 a.m. CST

    My bad

    by Greatroarer

    Sorry somehow I screwed this up with the "Full House" ad post, where no one can comment. But if I may, please count the number of exclamation marks in total for Full House total series, I counted 20.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:05 a.m. CST


    by Annihilator


  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Well I like The Green Hornet

    by LastOfTheV8Interceptors

    There I said it. I like the premise of posing as a high-profile criminal in order to catch high-profile criminals. He's a pulpy/underworld/crimebuster character, but I think people that hate the idea are applying modern superhero sensibilities to The Hornet. However, this poor movie looks like it's destined to be another "La Mancha". My gut reaction was to bitch about Rogen being cast but I made that same mistake with Keaton and Batman a long time ago. Therefore, I was gonna wait for a trailer or something before I fired up the bitchworks. I don't really care about Cage leaving. I would like to see more of an old school mob 'heavy' as the nemesis anyway. But.. I think this production was in deep shit well before that. All the problems with casting and negative reaction are gonna kill it in spite of Gondry being attached. Oh well.. maybe someday they'll get it right.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:27 a.m. CST

    john daley

    by mynemaborat

    was hilarious in freaks and geeks...

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:30 a.m. CST

    Rogan at 14:59 and counting...

    by ZombieHeathLedger

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:30 a.m. CST

    Jim Carrey

    by andrew coleman

    He's worked with Gondry before and maybe he will out shine Rogen as Hornet so maybe will all forget. I've always wanted to see his Riddler return so why not in this movie?

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:38 a.m. CST

    THANK GOD!!!

    by TheBigLebowsky

    Dickless Cage is out!... Finally, I can look forward to this movie!...

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:57 a.m. CST

    I read Daniel Day lewis was in negotiations.

    by pickledsausage

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:05 a.m. CST

    wow!!! even cage turns down!!!

    by quintana007

    this must be really really worse shit

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:24 a.m. CST

    Jake Gyllenhaal

    by VicenzoV

    If his dead fuck buddy can do evil, so can he.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:34 a.m. CST

    get another iconic balding over-actor

    by pipergates

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:34 a.m. CST


    by CigaretteFairy

    What's Tom Wilson up to? He should do it! (Probably?)

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:36 a.m. CST

    agent Hugo Weaving smith

    by pipergates

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:38 a.m. CST

    Nic "I never met a script I didn't like" Cage

    by Laserhead

    Whoa-- when the hackiest actor of a generation decides he'd better not be in your movie, there may perhaps be a problem.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Cast Paul Hogan.

    by hallmitchell

    Or is that guy who played Khan in Star Trek 2 still alive?

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Cast Mark Hamill

    by hallmitchell

    Just another idea.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5 a.m. CST


    by ironic_name

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5:05 a.m. CST

    LastOfTheV8Interceptors I find yo ideas intriguing and want to s

    by ironic_name

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5:06 a.m. CST

    ubscribe to your newsletter

    by ironic_name

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5:10 a.m. CST

    Christoph Waltz?

    by apollocandy

    How did I know you guys would bring that up. Its only the 3rd or 4th time since 'Basterds' came out that I've seen one of you guys mention him when theres a bad guy role going.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5:11 a.m. CST

    I want the BROWN HORNET...

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    from Fat Albert. Now, that would be a great movie.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Bye, Nic! Don't let Rogen's doggy door hit you on the ass.

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 6:26 a.m. CST

    Cast a baboon's mangy ass

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    no wait a baboon's mangy ass wouldn't want this bomb to kill it's career

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 6:30 a.m. CST

    Might as well get Christopher Walken

    by bobjustbob

    At least that would give me a reason to watch this in a few years...

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 6:41 a.m. CST

    A baboon's mangy ass has more chops than Cage.

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 6:42 a.m. CST

    After he stopped doing that shit with his hands...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    he just went full time with that weird half sneer. God, I fucking hate Nicolas Cage.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 6:43 a.m. CST

    Get Stephen Hawking with Mr T voice!

    by Damien Chowder

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Cage took a look at the set, and decided to pull out?

    by ricarleite2

    NOT a good sign. This is Nicholas Cage we're talking about.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:20 a.m. CST

    No, No, No, No, you guys...

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    It's not that Cage thinks this is too shitty for him to be in....They weren't <i>paying</i> him enough for him to mug his way through another shitty film, that's all.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:48 a.m. CST

    get rambo. he'll do anything for exposure.

    by alice 13

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:49 a.m. CST

    lmao at last talkback...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    "C'mon, stop bitching! It's a fresh and new idea!"

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:54 a.m. CST

    No bad hairpiece!!!!!!

    by effector12

    Good! His hairpiece is very distracting. Nic Cage hasn't done a decent movie since the late 90's. He would have ruined the movie even more.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:03 a.m. CST

    So it's already started shooting, but no villain cast?

    by akiraclass

    Uh...cart? This is horse. Hello?

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:11 a.m. CST

    How long until the Joseph Godron Levitt fans come out?

    by YackBacker

    JGL is he new spank material for fanboys. Move over, Crispin Glover.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:16 a.m. CST

    akiraclass.......the villain was cast

    by itrainmonkeys

    They started shooting cuz they had a villain cast. Nic Cage was cast but now he dropped out. They don't just stop filming because one actor left the production. They work around it. Movies aren't shot in order......they can do tons of scenes that don't involve the bad guy.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:18 a.m. CST

    District 9's sequel is a prequel?

    by Judge Briggs

    Gay. Totally. Gay. We all want to see a sequel, damnit! Why would Neil make a fucking prequel? He teases us with a whoop ass sequel idea and decides to make a prequel... gay.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:31 a.m. CST

    how can y'all hate this so muc

    by MillaJovovichsArmpitSmell

    micheal gondry is directed. doesnt he deserve a little respect? i think it could be good.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:31 a.m. CST

    District 9 Needs A Prequel, IMO

    by Crow3711

    Because if any fanboys took a step back from the amazing eyeball fuckery that film provided, you might realize it makes no god damn sense at all. They need to explain at least some of that retarded shit. Why did the aliens just stop over our city, and yet make no attempt to do anything but starve to death inside? Why is that the liquid they use for fuel also has the amazingly convenient property of actually altering your DNA to turn you into an alien (the biggest, stupidest part of the whole movie, that makes zero sense, other than for someone to say, "its alien goo, man. OBVIOUSLY it messes with your DNA!" NO.) Why did they need to collect a tiny bit of fuel to get back to the mothership, and yet the mothership requires no fuel or maintenance of any kind, it just takes off, no problem at all. Why didnt anyone else try to leave? Why did the aliens decided it was better to let us take giant shits on their chests and treat them like dirt instead of actually...I don't know...using their ridiculously overpowered qweapons, instead of trading them in for fucking CAT FOOD!?! These things are capabale of interstellar travel, and I'm supposed to believe that becacuse of one line that says "their leaders all died," everything single other one who too depressed to even defend itself? Fuck that. That's just piss-poor writing. The more I think about that movie the more it pisses me off. It was fucking amazing ot watch, but my brain kept going, wait? what the fuck? this makes as much sense as goddamn transformers! And yet, of course, because it was fanboy jerkoffable, you all choose to ignore these insanely large plot holes because..well..your fanboys, and youll hate transformers for something youll love another film for, all because of who directed it. District 9 makes no sense at all. Maybe a sequel will actually get me to udnerstand how in the fact humans learned to understand their langauge so fluently and vice verse, especially considering none of the aliens care about anything enough to not live in actual filth. I highly doubt they offered translation seminars. Fucking stupid.. <p> Rant over. Apologies.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:34 a.m. CST

    I fucking hated 'District 9'...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    I kept with it for all 15 hours of the movie. Just kept on Waiting for it to get better. It didn't. The 3rd act was almost as painful as a route canal.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:36 a.m. CST

    I kept on asking...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    where is this going? Am I suppose to care about the annoying protagonist? Why are we such dicks to the aliens in this time in existence? It echoed racism, as well.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:40 a.m. CST


    by meta4

    Does everything need to be spelled out for you? Those arent really plot holes (being that they don't uhhhh advance the plot).I think your just pissed that your town didn't get a screening and/or you never won the contest. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:46 a.m. CST

    The 3rd act in a nutshell...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    "We're a movie trying to be different by adding random elements to our movie. Now let's end this dreck with a big ol' gun fight."

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Can't get excited....

    by Powerring

    Maybe if Robin Shou or Jason Scott Lee was kato. But we are talking about an outdated dork in a green mask made-for-tv show as dumb as the 60's Batman. Even if they "darken" him up, he's still idiotic. The best they could hope for is to play it for camp. I bet end up with another pure shitball like the shadow or the Spirit. This is a cash-in attempt on boomers that remember Bruce Lee, the only good part of the original.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Samuel L. Jackon as a villain

    by Powerring

    ...I am tired of these mother fucking idiots with their mother fucking masks on their mother fucking faces!

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Green Hornet=Land of the Lost

    by A-COD

    Except there are people alive who have watched land of the lost on TV. The Green Hornet is stupid.

  • Even Cage is staying away, ouch.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST


    by A-COD

    Maybe if Jason Scott Lee was Kato?! Who cares, it's still Kato. Tom Cruise could be playing Kato he's still a kung foo master chauffeur from the 40s that nobody cares about. Bruce Lee could come back from the dead and play Kato and this thing is still going to tank.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Christian Bale

    by Royston Lodge

    To complement the Batman vs. Green Hornet thang from the 60s.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:33 a.m. CST

    How about casting Christoph Waltz as a good guy?

    by AsimovLives

    The dude does a great acting job on a movie and what people think? He should do more vilain roles. That's what they think, not that he's a great actor, but that he has to play more villains. Small wonder actors complain about being typecasted, the problem is not even Hollywood, it's the fucking geeks!!

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:42 a.m. CST

    I think this really will...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    mark the end of the stoner jew's career.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:45 a.m. CST


    by Ninja Nerd

    I can't believe Seth Rogen, who I actually like a lot as an actor, ever saw a single episode of Green Hornet. Based on what I've read so far, this seems to a cluster fuck like "Bewitched" and "Land Of The Lost" were. Maybe it will be decent, but I seriously doubt it. GH should have been done with a tone closer to The Dark Knight, not Pineapple Express.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Smart move Cage!

    by AlienDragQueen

    And did Sam Levine count as one of the Inglorious Basterds? He had like one line in the entire movie, and he was shown one time on screen shooting a jeep full of nazis, and that was the full extent of his character. Talk about underused.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Thank God

    by MacReady452

    This movie is fighting an uphill battle without Nic Cages hairpiece dragging it down. What looks worse?..Nic's hair or Cameron's face

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Maybe they didn't offer Cage...

    by Orbots Commander

    ...a good enough 'interesting' hair piece. Still though, considering the garbage Cage has been in over the last few years, this movie must be worse than a pile of dog shit for him to back out. I mean, he did Bangkok Dangerous and The Wicker Man for god's sake.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Must be pretty bad if Cage is walking

    by BoE

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    You guys are a barometer

    by maxbz

    Considering that it's not the subject matter or the genre of the film that makes it good, but how it's made that decides it's quality; and considering that "Stoner Jew" has done good to great films pretty much without exception, I'm sure this film will be great. You guys will probably hate it because--oh that's right--you hate everything, but that doesn't mean it will be anything less than fantastic. It might not be what one expects, but that's a good thing when it comes to making art.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    "Killing me won't bring back your fucking honey!"

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    Seriously, I heard Cage was selling off his castles (yes, castles) because he was in money troubles. Can he really afford to walk?

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 11:11 a.m. CST

    "Not offering him a good enough hairpiece"...

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

    Lmao. Thanks for that one, bra.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 11:11 a.m. CST


    by Powerring

    Dead on. I tried to imagine a scenario in which this might be of the remotest interest or have a slight chance of not sucking. Unfortunately, It will suck and it will bomb.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    maxbz, I loved you in 'Pineapple Express.'

    by cheyne_stoking_DMS

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Thank God

    by Veraxus

    While it's sort of late in the game for a major actor to drop out, honestly, anyone would be better than Cage. Get Gary Coleman to do it.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:01 p.m. CST


    by Aeghast

    One good reason to see this movie now..?

  • I put this all on Seth's fat ass. F.u Rogan.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:18 p.m. CST

    How about Jim Carrey?

    by Toilet_Terror


  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    crow3711 and meta4

    by mynemaborat

    crow, i agree with you about d9... i couldn't understand why everyone just passed over the part about this magical alien fluid that was used as fuel for their ship and also had the ability to turn human dna into alien... i mean wtf?! and meta4... ummmm it doesn't advance the plot? what the hell are you talking about, the entire movie is about finding this damn fluid!! did u just not watch the movie or something?... anyway i sort of liked it, but the racism and abortion issues couldn't have been any less subtle, they just hit you over the head with it as hard as they could. if jackson wasn't producer, and it wasn't so publicised that it had a 30 million dollar budget, it wouldn't have been so praised

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Thanks itrainmonkeys...

    by akiraclass

    I am at the same time proud of and ashamed by my ignorance in regards to this film.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Black Beauty car crash on TMZ!

    by Zardoz

    It's pretty cool stuff: watching the BB haul ass around the set and then crash into a cop car and a wall. It looks like a definite accident, not a planned set-piece...

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Saw that Zardoz...

    by Cheif Brody

    Definitely not a 'planned, controlled accident'. Dude fucked up the Black Beauty good! View it here: <p>

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Driver learns Cage quits, crashes car.

    by DrPain


  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Thank goodness. Maybe Cage hasn't totally lost it.

    by JuanSanchez

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Damn from banging JT

    by Series7

    To banging jew fro for acting gigs, Cameron D has fallen hard.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 2:46 p.m. CST

    I just watched that Plan 9 remake trailer

    by James_Camera_On

    This is a joke, right?

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:05 p.m. CST


    by meta4

    The whole fluid thing was kinda self explanitory, it sprayed Wickus in the face,he changed. Who cares why it does that. Nitpicks are pointless.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Maybe finally someone got a clue

    by spiceybiscuit

    and said "holy shit, Nic Cage is a hack, kick him off set" Worst actor, HANDS DOWN. can ruin any movie and before any of you douche bags give me one GOOD move that he was amazing good in that the script wasn't total shit...Face Off? The Rock??? 8MM???? Peggy Sue Got Married???? are your eyeballs getting fucked right now???

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 3:22 p.m. CST

    McLovin for GH villain!!!

    by dihay

    or how 'bout a group of villains called the Realities. Then you could have New York, Jon & Kate, some of them there short fellers and a Real Worlder or 2 battle it out with Rogan. Oh, if it weren't but a dream...

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4 p.m. CST


    by ricarleite2

    Adaptation. But Cage gave interviews in which this was the only movie he followed 100% the director, instead of following his acting instincts. Maybe they should hire Werner Herzog to direct him with a weapon, like he did with Kinski.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST


    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    Well there was that movie he won an Academy Award for, Leaving Las Vegas. And he was phenominal in Raising Arizona and vampire's Kiss. he used to be a HIGHLY regarded actor. I don't know what happened but his acareer went right in the shitter aside from the National Treasure movies of course.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Yes, Adaptation.

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    LOVE that movie.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:15 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    "Maybe they should hire Werner Herzog to direct him with a weapon, like he did with Kinski."<br><br>And this time, there should be a documentary crew filmming it, it would make for the best comedy film of the year.<br><br>By the way, is it true you are brazilian? I'm portuguese.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Yiou want to know what happened to Nic Cage? Jerry Bruckheimer happened, and turned what was once a respected actor into an action hero baffon. And Cage accepted, for the sake of lots of millions of dollars... which he later squandered and is now owning to the IRS.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Made me want to believe that there was still some of the old Cage magic somewhere in him. And in that movie he's brillant. Of course, he had to fuck it all up afterwards. I tell you guys, i'm only watching Bad Lieutenent not because of Cage but because of Werner Herzog. Cage is pratically incidental.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST


    by ricarleite2

    Herzog directing Cage, that would last about 5 minutes. And I remember you mentioning to be from Portugal. Unfortunally I was born in Brazil, I have since renounced citizenship to that shitty mess of a country. I'd seriously wipe my ass in thay country's flag anytime. Not Portugal's, though. That place's pretty neat.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    HOLY SHIT there WILL be a Herzog/Cage film!

    by ricarleite2

    That is like Hitchcock directing Adam Sandler!

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    A close shave for Rogan!

    by cookylamoo

    Ask David Caruso what it's like to have Cage act you off the screen.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    A close shave for Rogan!

    by cookylamoo

    Ask David Caruso what it's like to have Cage act you off the screen.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST


    by Sal_Bando


  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Did they kill the car?

    by CherryValance

    I read something somewhere earlier that made it sound like they crashed it. If I could remember where I'd tell ya.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah TMZ

    by CherryValance

    that's it, sorry for not reading through, Zardoz. I really enjoyed your movie namesake btw. *waves*

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Would it have made a difference if Cage was in this mess???

    by Violator90

    I doubt that ANY one can save this steaming pile of shit. As long as Seth "sweating over a a dounut" Rogan is the hero of this movie, there is no hope.

  • Sept. 9, 2009, 9:09 p.m. CST


    by My_IQ_is_135

  • Sept. 10, 2009, 3:58 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    I'm sorry you feel that way about your native country. You must have one terrible experience i can't even imagine for you to feel that way. i guess you didn't had the good fortune to be born a german-brazilian and live in their cities, or living in Petropolis, i guess.<br><br>Do you still know how to speak in the mother language?<br><br>As for Herzog, not only ther eis one movie with Nic Cage, there will also be another herzog movie produced by David Lynch. Think about this, this year there will be TWO Herzog movies. And considering that it was this year thati saw Encounters At The End Of The World, this means i will get to watch THREE Herzog movies this year. That's cinema nirvana!

  • Sept. 10, 2009, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Matt Damon or Ben Affleck

    by liljuniorbrown

    I'm in the lone camp of Nic Cage fans, even though Ghost Rider was a fucking mess and I wouldn't watch Bangkok Dangerous on a 19 hour flight. I'll always have a soft spot for his over the top antics in Face/Off and of course Raising Arizona is classic.

  • Sept. 10, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    I am boarding this schadenfreude train!

    by Homer Sexual

    Hell Yes! Cage pulled out! Seriously, are they really going to continue throwing money away (in other words, keep filming?) <p> Not only is Green Hornet a terrible idea to begin with, I think the tide of public opinion is turning against Rogen. I think he's got the JLo overexposure, believeing his own hype backlash going on.

  • Sept. 10, 2009, 5:45 p.m. CST

    remind again..

    by redkamel

    why is seth rogen in this film? are they going to ruin it like they did with starsky and hutch?

  • Sept. 10, 2009, 5:47 p.m. CST

    No need for Plan 9 remake

    by captzeep

    as the Green Hornet with Seth Rogen will now be the worst movie ever made. I mean seriously, WTF?