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THE HOBBIT can now officially move forward!

Hey folks, Harry here... and as Harlan Ellison calls em, Those Furry Footed Fuckers, have been unleashed again. As we know, the Tolkien estate has really wanted to get the profits owed to them for the moderately successful LORD OF THE RINGS films - and it looks like they'll be dividing up around $220 million, at least, to the Tolkiens and HarperCollins. What this means is that there will not be an injunction or any other legal document that will render the one true ring, just a hunk of jewelry not fit for our Silver Screens. Nope. We're gonna get our two HOBBIT films by Guillermo Del Toro, whose feet I don't remember being furry... but he does match the description of a Dwarvish lady on an occassion here or there.

Lest you think the Tolkien family are going to turn those hundreds of millions into a hollowed out mountain of gold to swim in... you'd be wrong. They apparently do a ton of heavy duty charity work that well, this settlement doesn't only get us our future HOBBIT films, doesn't just make the Tolkien family deservedly richer... but more than a 100 great charities will be able to do great work.

This was always going to be the end of this particular snag, it was more about finding that number that all parties could live with.

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Was it a settlement or a court ruling that finalized this?
by YackBacker
Sep 8th, 2009
02:58:21 PM
So what does this mean
by Series7
Sep 8th, 2009
03:00:47 PM
Effing A, Harry
by one9deuce
Sep 8th, 2009
03:01:14 PM
Sad
by NudeandAroused
Sep 8th, 2009
03:01:26 PM
OH MY GOD! Can we get a poster or something?
by lockesbrokenleg
Sep 8th, 2009
03:05:35 PM
Why didn't they get the money in the first place?
by JuanSanchez
Sep 8th, 2009
03:05:39 PM
Fuck the Hobbit...
by Jobacca
Sep 8th, 2009
03:06:53 PM
Fucking A . . .
by Nice Marmot
Sep 8th, 2009
03:08:02 PM
WILL SOME MAKE A FUCKING ELRIC MOVIE, PLEEZE!
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
03:09:31 PM
Someone I mean.
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
03:10:46 PM
Too many douchebags on this site sometimes...
by bbbbeeeennnn
Sep 8th, 2009
03:13:12 PM
Not only can THE HOBBIT now officially move forward...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 8th, 2009
03:16:01 PM
Jobacca...
by The_Great_Google
Sep 8th, 2009
03:19:32 PM
And Green Gargantua
by The_Great_Google
Sep 8th, 2009
03:20:59 PM
Jeeeezus BoE...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
03:21:20 PM
Define "great charity"
by JohnnyLaBamba
Sep 8th, 2009
03:25:36 PM
Seriously did no one
by Series7
Sep 8th, 2009
03:25:41 PM
Elric movie info
by cyberskunk
Sep 8th, 2009
03:27:05 PM
I'm literally crying as I type this
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLO0D
Sep 8th, 2009
03:28:08 PM
The_Great_Google: Really? I don't agree.
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
03:28:41 PM
cyberskunk: I remember that, I think the producers of
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
03:32:49 PM
Oh, that's nice then. Can't wait for the real movie news...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
03:33:22 PM
Really one9deuce?
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
03:38:45 PM
Re: ELRIC...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
03:38:58 PM
God damn it Harry
by coldpizza
Sep 8th, 2009
03:41:44 PM
We will see Conan and John Carter before Elric
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
03:43:02 PM
Praise Eru.
by Ingeld
Sep 8th, 2009
03:45:22 PM
Rambo vs. the Hobbit
by paviod
Sep 8th, 2009
03:53:18 PM
Maybe that means...
by bobbyperusteeth
Sep 8th, 2009
03:53:59 PM
You're right,The_Great_Google
by Jobacca
Sep 8th, 2009
03:55:56 PM
I like He-Man...
by Jobacca
Sep 8th, 2009
04:02:10 PM
"WILL SOME MAKE...PLEEZE!"
by Azlam Orlandu
Sep 8th, 2009
04:05:10 PM
The D&D book Deities and Demigods= bad fucking ass
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
04:05:18 PM
Yes, really Skyway Moaters
by one9deuce
Sep 8th, 2009
04:06:03 PM
Confirmed: BoE=Douchebag
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
04:07:45 PM
BOE is a fucking moron
by lockesbrokenleg
Sep 8th, 2009
04:12:51 PM

by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 8th, 2009
04:14:49 PM
Azlam Orlandu:
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
04:15:24 PM
third movie to be directed by jackson
by JettL93
Sep 8th, 2009
04:17:43 PM
Everybody wins except...
by tensticks
Sep 8th, 2009
04:20:38 PM
Oh and as for Kevin Smith...
by tensticks
Sep 8th, 2009
04:22:53 PM
Fair enough one9deuce...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
04:31:56 PM
Harry is a terrible writer.
by tompiltoff
Sep 8th, 2009
04:35:59 PM
the Green Gargantua
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 8th, 2009
04:37:02 PM
ceep uP zee guud wook Hairy!?!?!?!
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Sep 8th, 2009
04:42:25 PM

by adomenic
Sep 8th, 2009
04:44:18 PM
Re: Elric
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 8th, 2009
04:49:44 PM
del Toro should have done Elric instead
by -Halfscan-
Sep 8th, 2009
04:50:18 PM
Ha ha ha!!
by Axl Z
Sep 8th, 2009
04:58:56 PM
Jobacca
by Jaka
Sep 8th, 2009
05:01:28 PM
"Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou!"
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
05:04:36 PM
AlienDragQueen - so it was a pretend there's no profits deal
by JuanSanchez
Sep 8th, 2009
05:07:51 PM
LastOfTheV8Interceptors
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
05:12:47 PM
JaunSanchez...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
05:13:11 PM
Halfscan, you'
by The Bicycle Sharer
Sep 8th, 2009
05:25:25 PM
re a friggin' genius!
by The Bicycle Sharer
Sep 8th, 2009
05:26:40 PM
BoE -- proving
by The Bicycle Sharer
Sep 8th, 2009
05:30:24 PM
If I was Ian McKellan
by Darth Busey
Sep 8th, 2009
05:31:54 PM
Christ, Harry
by ByTor
Sep 8th, 2009
05:33:10 PM
BoE and Jobacca
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Sep 8th, 2009
05:35:46 PM
Call me when they start CASTING
by Drath
Sep 8th, 2009
05:37:23 PM
That's not just my opinion either
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Sep 8th, 2009
05:43:20 PM
I never said Tolkein wasnt literature....
by Jobacca
Sep 8th, 2009
05:43:38 PM
Tolkien
by cyberskunk
Sep 8th, 2009
05:45:51 PM
I respect Tolkien's world building, but...
by Dingbatty
Sep 8th, 2009
05:53:21 PM
Leiber
by cyberskunk
Sep 8th, 2009
05:56:59 PM
Is it Two Hobbit flicks and a Bridge flick?
by Sal_Bando
Sep 8th, 2009
05:58:00 PM
I take it back BoE...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
06:04:29 PM
Tolkein is literature, maybe not great literature, but entertain
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
06:12:36 PM
Tolkien was consequential to literature like...
by YackBacker
Sep 8th, 2009
06:19:32 PM
Brother Sal
by YackBacker
Sep 8th, 2009
06:20:42 PM
Was it ever in doubt?
by georgecauldron
Sep 8th, 2009
06:35:28 PM
They should cast you as cameo as a Dwarf Harry
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 8th, 2009
06:38:35 PM
Respect Moorcock for creating the Elric-verse, but...
by BrashHulk
Sep 8th, 2009
06:47:35 PM
The Hobbit Will Be Boring
by MANZILLA
Sep 8th, 2009
06:48:06 PM
AllPowerfulWizardOfOz, I was thinking the same thing
by YackBacker
Sep 8th, 2009
06:53:52 PM
Moorcock, Yea but he wrote awesome Hawkwind lyrics too.
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
06:58:59 PM
BOE what with all your mentions of "virgins" and "masterbatia"
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Sep 8th, 2009
07:05:04 PM
So now Zach Quinto...
by Logan_1973
Sep 8th, 2009
07:13:18 PM
Will the movie have 2 hours of Bilbo serving tea to Gandalf?
by JKrow21
Sep 8th, 2009
07:13:18 PM
Ooooh, a debate !
by greenleaf
Sep 8th, 2009
07:13:50 PM
"Tolkein isn't literature"
by 35MinutesAgo
Sep 8th, 2009
07:20:03 PM
Candide is one of the great works in all of literature
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
07:21:52 PM
The Tolkien family
by brobdingnag
Sep 8th, 2009
07:23:51 PM
Gene Wolfe owns
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
07:25:52 PM
...I bet people will be reading Tolkien longer than most...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
07:31:03 PM
...a quick definition of "romance" for sad souls...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
07:33:49 PM
Fantastic! Full furry feet ahead...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
07:39:09 PM
Gene Wolfe
by cyberskunk
Sep 8th, 2009
07:47:51 PM
Fuck the Tolkien estate!
by Fareal
Sep 8th, 2009
07:48:42 PM
Oh sure, but could Tchaikovsky...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
07:58:34 PM
Did you know?
by Jobacca
Sep 8th, 2009
07:59:20 PM
I wanted to like Gene Wolfe, but his books...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
08:00:50 PM
Hey, don't blame the Tolkien family...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
08:01:57 PM
Wow Jobacca...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
08:05:47 PM
"maybe community college - I wouldn't know"
by Xiphos_2
Sep 8th, 2009
08:10:36 PM
Elric=HBO series
by Xiphos_2
Sep 8th, 2009
08:14:00 PM
Good work Boe...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
08:14:23 PM
FlickaPoo
by cyberskunk
Sep 8th, 2009
08:15:20 PM
Silmariloin - whatever, was the most boring piece of shit
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
08:15:21 PM
GREENLEAF!
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
08:19:10 PM
Tolkien in high school
by cyberskunk
Sep 8th, 2009
08:24:17 PM
I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE BACKROOM DEALINGS
by BringingSexyBack
Sep 8th, 2009
08:32:21 PM
Read Silmarillion many times...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
08:35:44 PM
You have my sympathy for reading that crap more than once
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
08:45:31 PM
On Tolkien vs. Rowling
by RandySavage
Sep 8th, 2009
08:48:33 PM
That's nothing...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
08:51:19 PM
Dang, almost forgot...
by morGoth
Sep 8th, 2009
08:54:07 PM
Does anyone know anyone who's benefited from a Charity?
by ganymede3010
Sep 8th, 2009
08:55:32 PM
R.I.P. Army Archerd...
by PennsyDeux
Sep 8th, 2009
08:59:05 PM
On Tolkien vs. Rowling
by RandySavage
Sep 8th, 2009
08:59:21 PM
FlickaPoo: Really? Like Dostoyevsky adolescent?
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
09:05:23 PM
Bring back Tom Bombadil and his Amazing Weed
by tip
Sep 8th, 2009
09:06:36 PM
HBO ELRIC?
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 8th, 2009
09:12:18 PM
I have read the Silmariloin A Couple Of Times
by MANZILLA
Sep 8th, 2009
09:14:00 PM
You call that a piece of great writing?
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
09:14:31 PM
There Are Many Elements That Make A Novel
by MANZILLA
Sep 8th, 2009
09:17:12 PM

by greenleaf
Sep 8th, 2009
09:36:26 PM
Conan vs Hobbits
by Toilet_Terror
Sep 8th, 2009
09:41:41 PM
Green Gargantua
by The Spud
Sep 8th, 2009
09:43:28 PM
...ah, BoE, if you only knew how well Tolkien and girls and pot.
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
09:44:30 PM
Gargantua...all right, I'll give it another try...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
09:47:48 PM
I don't care what anyone says.
by Deathpool
Sep 8th, 2009
09:57:27 PM
Kobe_tastes_like_ass, or...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
09:58:38 PM
Greenleaf
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
09:59:34 PM
Huh?
by Knobules
Sep 8th, 2009
09:59:44 PM
The "nerd" argument...
by greenleaf
Sep 8th, 2009
10:10:14 PM
Oh and morG?
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
10:15:41 PM
HersheyHighway Moaters
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
10:18:53 PM
One more...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
10:20:37 PM
One more...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
10:20:40 PM
Moaters quite licking greenies ass
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
10:23:29 PM
Army Archerd is fucking dead.
by YackBacker
Sep 8th, 2009
10:25:52 PM
"sweetie", "sweetums", "chumley"....?....
by FlickaPoo
Sep 8th, 2009
10:29:00 PM
Hey Flicka - how'sabout Tongue Cleaner?
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
10:33:32 PM
LMAO kobe_tastes_asses...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
10:40:16 PM
So charitable giving is now considered "leftist"?
by brobdingnag
Sep 8th, 2009
10:41:50 PM
Now just you hold up a minute Kobe...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
10:46:42 PM
toadkillerdog:
by greenleaf
Sep 8th, 2009
10:47:14 PM
HersheyHighway
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
10:49:08 PM
greenleaf
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
11:03:33 PM
HersheyHighway
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
11:06:32 PM
Hey Toad
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 8th, 2009
11:12:26 PM
Yeah, so...
by greenleaf
Sep 8th, 2009
11:15:14 PM
Kobe
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
11:16:47 PM
Kobe_ass_licker...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
11:23:14 PM
Not quite greenleaf
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
11:24:52 PM
Subs, is that you?
by toadkillerdog
Sep 8th, 2009
11:26:47 PM
OK, my turn kobe_ass(?)
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
11:29:06 PM
OK, my turn kobe_ass(?)
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
11:29:08 PM
regarding the popularity=quality argument...
by rock_n_roll_jesus
Sep 8th, 2009
11:34:39 PM
and for the record...
by rock_n_roll_jesus
Sep 8th, 2009
11:40:53 PM
Sorry for the double posts y'all...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 8th, 2009
11:46:25 PM
Shit kobe...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
12:04:11 AM
i love the silmarillion
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:05:05 AM
also regarding george rr martin and gene wolf
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:05:31 AM
sorry, also regarding george rr martin and gene wolf
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:11:59 AM
the lies of locke lamorra was a pretty fun read though
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:13:10 AM
I had a Chevy Voltaire.
by gotilk
Sep 9th, 2009
12:16:26 AM
i would also be interested in opinions on
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:16:46 AM
Phillip K Dick Was Not The Greatest Writer
by MANZILLA
Sep 9th, 2009
12:31:23 AM
pk dicks greatest strength as a writer
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:39:31 AM
oh shit man the cops are here
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
12:40:11 AM
Actually BoE
by watch_the_world_burn
Sep 9th, 2009
01:52:27 AM
Hmm
by yodalovesyou
Sep 9th, 2009
01:55:37 AM
And let's not forget
by watch_the_world_burn
Sep 9th, 2009
01:57:15 AM
I came here to read about hobbits
by MrPoop
Sep 9th, 2009
02:00:59 AM
Groovy!
by Wrecks
Sep 9th, 2009
02:42:23 AM
RandySavage, you seriously looking for skill with words?
by pipergates
Sep 9th, 2009
03:04:48 AM
TKD et al
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
03:08:13 AM
not excited
by Spazatronik2000
Sep 9th, 2009
03:10:08 AM
Tolkien haters?
by MattmanReturns
Sep 9th, 2009
03:15:52 AM
*sigh*
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
03:16:34 AM
"despised people who liked it for the romance aspects"
by MattmanReturns
Sep 9th, 2009
03:18:43 AM
I'm not hating on Tolkien
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
03:19:07 AM
OK-
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
03:24:07 AM
PS
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
03:25:10 AM
Who died and made you the... Jarv?
by pipergates
Sep 9th, 2009
03:35:55 AM
Regarding comparing Tolkien to Shakespeare
by MattmanReturns
Sep 9th, 2009
03:42:12 AM
Another master of the language was Huxley, Aldous
by pipergates
Sep 9th, 2009
03:43:31 AM
Can someone translate this?
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Sep 9th, 2009
03:48:36 AM
holocaust denier back in the hitler tb
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Sep 9th, 2009
04:07:46 AM
droid
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 9th, 2009
04:21:46 AM
Is anyone British involved in this?
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 9th, 2009
04:44:36 AM
Has anybody seen THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM?
by ZombieHeathLedger
Sep 9th, 2009
04:45:02 AM
This is getting ridiculous...
by rock_n_roll_jesus
Sep 9th, 2009
04:59:27 AM
Not Tolkien the racist again.
by morGoth
Sep 9th, 2009
05:36:03 AM
Skyway, you are a girl right?
by Talkbacker with no name
Sep 9th, 2009
05:41:56 AM
Don't be silly pipergates
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
05:44:08 AM
ZombieHeathLedger
by Talkbacker with no name
Sep 9th, 2009
05:45:18 AM
Green Gargantua: HERE, HERE: ELRIC!!!!
by Playkins
Sep 9th, 2009
05:45:51 AM
If you're going to make silly literary comparisons
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
05:48:18 AM
STORMBRINGER!
by spud mcspud
Sep 9th, 2009
05:49:15 AM
I can understand the racist aspect of LOTR...
by spud mcspud
Sep 9th, 2009
05:54:04 AM
'The only name remotely comparable to Shakespeare is Chaucer'
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 9th, 2009
06:46:04 AM
Is it really necessary to do TWO films?
by ricarleite2
Sep 9th, 2009
07:06:14 AM
HOBBITS VS EWOKS
by spud mcspud
Sep 9th, 2009
07:06:35 AM
Because of GREED
by ATARI
Sep 9th, 2009
07:28:56 AM
Mr. Gorilla
by Lost Jarv
Sep 9th, 2009
07:36:27 AM
Talkbacker with no name? Anything more specific?
by ZombieHeathLedger
Sep 9th, 2009
07:54:47 AM
Yep, you sussed me talkbackerwnn...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
07:55:13 AM
Yep, you sussed me talkbackerwnn...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
07:59:55 AM
Fucking 'smart'phone...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
08:01:21 AM
Lol
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
08:20:52 AM
Always hated the Hobbits.
by tradeskilz
Sep 9th, 2009
08:30:42 AM
"The only name remotely comparable to Shakespeare is Chaucer"
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Sep 9th, 2009
08:40:24 AM
Moaters
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 9th, 2009
08:45:55 AM
Lost Jarv
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 9th, 2009
08:50:40 AM
Any psychologists on this TB?
by Sonny_Williams
Sep 9th, 2009
09:08:21 AM
Joan Rivers can play Gollum
by PowerRing
Sep 9th, 2009
09:19:26 AM
Bilbo has been cast!!!!!!
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
09:21:26 AM
Aragorn would fuck Skywalker up...
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
09:26:25 AM
Luke or Anakin
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
09:26:44 AM
Fuck you Jobacca....Hellboy is fucking balls.
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
09:28:29 AM
GDT is only good at creatures....
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
09:29:17 AM
The Silmarillion is just so damn EPIC
by D.Vader
Sep 9th, 2009
09:50:34 AM
and now for something completely different...
by ufoclub1977
Sep 9th, 2009
09:56:51 AM
ha ha
by ufoclub1977
Sep 9th, 2009
09:59:10 AM
and more...
by ufoclub1977
Sep 9th, 2009
10:00:22 AM
Del Toro is woefully overrated.
by Viewer 3
Sep 9th, 2009
10:04:44 AM
I think Del Toro is overrated too
by D.Vader
Sep 9th, 2009
10:15:28 AM
You sure schooled me Kobe...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
10:23:11 AM
This movie will cause an economic meltdown...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Sep 9th, 2009
10:29:54 AM
Excuse me Waqman?
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
10:32:53 AM
Excuse me Waqman?
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
10:43:17 AM
The Silmarillion gets a bit too "This elf tribe begat that elf t
by ZombieHeathLedger
Sep 9th, 2009
11:01:59 AM
Moaters, you got your ass handed to you
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Sep 9th, 2009
11:03:00 AM
What bothers me about Del Toro is...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 9th, 2009
11:04:46 AM
THE SILMARILLION is like the Bible or any number of...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 9th, 2009
11:14:54 AM
I loved the story of Melkor/Ungoliant/Silmarils story
by ZombieHeathLedger
Sep 9th, 2009
11:30:39 AM
gotta disagree with ya MNG about the Silmarillion
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
11:31:01 AM
TKD
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 9th, 2009
11:42:45 AM
You're absolutely right Oh kobe...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
11:48:00 AM
"Do I NEED to suck your cock"...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
11:51:28 AM
Let me get the lotion so i can beat off to this glorious news
by Disney_Retcond_my_STD
Sep 9th, 2009
12:05:10 PM
Pan's Labyrinth was only a creature feature....
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
12:27:30 PM
ufoclub1977
by DrMorbius
Sep 9th, 2009
12:37:24 PM
Elric Saga is to Black Sabbath as LOTR/Hobbit is to Lead Zeppeli
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 9th, 2009
01:15:51 PM
Just one last thing Oh kobe...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
01:24:35 PM
TheWaqman, did we see the same film?
by MattmanReturns
Sep 9th, 2009
01:24:46 PM
Green Gargantua
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 9th, 2009
01:38:23 PM
Thanks waqman...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 9th, 2009
01:42:43 PM
Waqman...
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 9th, 2009
01:49:03 PM
The hobbit needs modern casting diversity!
by PowerRing
Sep 9th, 2009
01:53:40 PM
Elric
by cyberskunk
Sep 9th, 2009
02:10:43 PM
great news! .... i think
by etantao
Sep 9th, 2009
02:42:50 PM
cyberskunk: ?? Elric arrgh? Golden Compass?
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 9th, 2009
02:47:26 PM
What is really needed is: Elrod of Melvinbone
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
02:53:47 PM
Kobe - good job on Cherryh
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
02:58:48 PM
Elric and other stuff
by Zedul
Sep 9th, 2009
03:06:12 PM
Has anyone read...
by quicksilver80
Sep 9th, 2009
03:22:22 PM
Zedul: I don't know Black Company?
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 9th, 2009
03:26:59 PM
I need find out about the Finnish origins of these stories.
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 9th, 2009
03:28:21 PM
LOL Creature Features....
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
03:39:14 PM
And his creatures are badly thought out too....
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
03:42:38 PM
Ok I'm done trolling GDT now....
by TheWaqman
Sep 9th, 2009
03:49:02 PM
The Finnish story that inspired Tolkien and Moorcock
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 9th, 2009
04:42:10 PM
Thought Jarv-Jarv made some good points.
by Sal_Bando
Sep 9th, 2009
05:20:04 PM
Hellboy TOO
by Sal_Bando
Sep 9th, 2009
05:23:06 PM
Hellboy TOO < Journey to the Center of the Earth.
by Sal_Bando
Sep 9th, 2009
05:23:52 PM
And thank you Noted_Sage Yack_Backer
by Sal_Bando
Sep 9th, 2009
05:28:52 PM
What Golden Compass has to do with Elric:
by Dingbatty
Sep 9th, 2009
05:32:24 PM
Sal
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 9th, 2009
05:35:17 PM
TheWaqman
by jimmy_009
Sep 9th, 2009
05:54:22 PM
I like Hellboy I and Too, FYI.
by Sal_Bando
Sep 9th, 2009
07:25:06 PM
Oh, I guess you have to be a member of the Kool Klub...
by morGoth
Sep 9th, 2009
07:26:52 PM
jimmy_009
by Zedul
Sep 9th, 2009
07:42:14 PM
The issue about Tolkein being high literature is about validati
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
08:47:43 PM
The issue is about Validation
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
08:48:53 PM
For Lost Jarv
by elanor
Sep 9th, 2009
08:51:16 PM
Zedul: glen cook wrote the black company
by martinlutherkrangjr
Sep 9th, 2009
08:55:24 PM
My screen name is from The Black Company
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
09:00:13 PM
Lancelot Link (and the Evolution Revolution)-
by Sal_Bando
Sep 9th, 2009
09:12:07 PM
Amen Bando
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
09:17:04 PM
Toadkillerdog - That was brilliant
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Sep 9th, 2009
09:23:20 PM
Ha! Fred!
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
09:31:45 PM
STEELERS!
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Sep 9th, 2009
09:39:21 PM
Tolkien detested racism.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 9th, 2009
09:41:57 PM
LET'S GO SIXBURGH!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Sep 9th, 2009
09:44:10 PM
Steelers love in a Hobbitses TB
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Sep 9th, 2009
09:50:13 PM
Hey, thanks Fred
by toadkillerdog
Sep 9th, 2009
10:33:29 PM
JUST DO THE DAMN DRAGON RIGHT
by FeralAngel
Sep 9th, 2009
11:40:32 PM
I want the movie
by Frojitsu
Sep 10th, 2009
01:11:40 AM
ANDY SERKIS TO PLAY SMAUG!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Sep 10th, 2009
01:46:51 AM
elanor
by Lost Jarv
Sep 10th, 2009
03:43:31 AM
oh fuck,
by Lost Jarv
Sep 10th, 2009
03:47:41 AM
oh fuck,
by Lost Jarv
Sep 10th, 2009
03:48:11 AM
martinlutherkrangjr
by Zedul
Sep 10th, 2009
04:18:05 AM
Things I despise....
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Sep 10th, 2009
04:29:33 AM
Green Gargantua, Kullervo
by Continentalop
Sep 10th, 2009
05:38:57 AM
Turin Turambar was inspired by Dick Tracy.
by Sal_Bando
Sep 10th, 2009
05:41:04 AM
Tolkien isn't a racist
by Continentalop
Sep 10th, 2009
05:48:20 AM
TheWaqman...
by BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER
Sep 10th, 2009
06:15:51 AM
I agree with Waqman
by MorganLeafy
Sep 10th, 2009
07:23:48 AM
About Tolkien
by MorganLeafy
Sep 10th, 2009
07:28:09 AM
I've always envisioned Smaug...
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Sep 10th, 2009
08:05:17 AM
Del Toro's favorite Dragons are Maleficent and Vermithrax
by Ringwearer9
Sep 10th, 2009
09:21:40 AM
Well that's good news. Good news indeed.
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Sep 10th, 2009
09:40:02 AM
test
by elanor
Sep 10th, 2009
10:13:18 AM
Wait, they're remaking Don't Be Afraid of the Dark?
by FluffyUnbound
Sep 10th, 2009
10:18:23 AM
Fuck Jobacca
by 5 by 5
Sep 10th, 2009
10:27:11 AM
BoE
by 5 by 5
Sep 10th, 2009
10:40:20 AM
Martin Freeman for Bilbo Baggins
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Sep 10th, 2009
10:42:30 AM
Always hated tradeskilz
by 5 by 5
Sep 10th, 2009
10:51:10 AM
Indeed Martin Freeman
by 5 by 5
Sep 10th, 2009
11:06:11 AM
Go Steelers! Go Panthers!
by D.Vader
Sep 10th, 2009
11:15:51 AM
I can now officially not give a fuck!
by TheApostle
Sep 10th, 2009
11:30:23 AM
Response for Lost Jarv
by elanor
Sep 10th, 2009
11:33:07 AM
Uh I don't hate on everything successful....
by TheWaqman
Sep 10th, 2009
12:09:48 PM
Martin Freeman is a fine choice....
by TheWaqman
Sep 10th, 2009
12:10:31 PM
elanor
by Lost Jarv
Sep 10th, 2009
12:15:11 PM
How was Chris Tolkien's book anyways?
by TheWaqman
Sep 10th, 2009
12:31:59 PM
All of that Elric talk..
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 10th, 2009
12:40:33 PM
Vermithrax Pejorative has NEVER been beat
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 10th, 2009
03:40:22 PM
Smaug is in good hands if....
by Cervantes
Sep 10th, 2009
04:40:05 PM
Martin Freeman
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Sep 10th, 2009
05:07:41 PM
And another for Lost Jarv
by elanor
Sep 10th, 2009
09:13:27 PM
Will Gollum match the look of the Gollum in the LOTR films?
by Orionsangels
Sep 10th, 2009
09:20:07 PM
Ian Holm... where are you?
by MurderMostFowl
Sep 10th, 2009
09:50:32 PM
Gollum will be blue in The Hobbit
by pipergates
Sep 10th, 2009
11:15:16 PM
As good as Ian Holm's body of work is...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 11th, 2009
12:25:12 AM
As good as Ian Holm's body of work is...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 11th, 2009
12:25:14 AM
Not to be a party pooper, but...
by greenleaf
Sep 11th, 2009
01:15:04 AM
greenleaf is write
by Continentalop
Sep 11th, 2009
02:43:47 AM
"greenleaf is write"?
by Continentalop
Sep 11th, 2009
03:09:32 AM
Conti Pops your best bet is to write about Herb Trimpe.
by Sal_Bando
Sep 11th, 2009
05:35:50 AM
Shame on you greenleaf...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 11th, 2009
06:53:20 AM
Elrod of Melvinbone!
by toadkillerdog
Sep 11th, 2009
07:42:54 AM
MARTIN FREEMAN
by DonLogan
Sep 11th, 2009
07:47:30 AM
Elrod and Seersucker II
by toadkillerdog
Sep 11th, 2009
08:05:44 AM
LOL what if WETA....
by TheWaqman
Sep 11th, 2009
12:11:37 PM
Moorcock please
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Sep 11th, 2009
05:38:20 PM
Lord of the Anal Rings
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Sep 11th, 2009
05:44:23 PM
I realize that this diminishes my...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 11th, 2009
09:29:03 PM
it's the brown eye down there ( o )
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Sep 11th, 2009
09:38:49 PM
Love Tolkien & Del Toro, but...
by fastcars
Sep 11th, 2009
10:07:59 PM
Fastcars
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 11th, 2009
11:17:08 PM
Please keep up
by MrCere
Sep 11th, 2009
11:57:53 PM
MrCere.. please see sentence # 2
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 12th, 2009
12:31:50 AM
Silly me...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 12th, 2009
06:45:55 AM
(sigh)
by thebastard
Sep 12th, 2009
11:27:24 AM
Ian Holm turned 78 today...
by morGoth
Sep 12th, 2009
11:27:31 AM
(sigh)
by thebastard
Sep 12th, 2009
11:27:50 AM
Yeah, I can just picture the 84 year old...
by morGoth
Sep 12th, 2009
11:39:54 AM
What the Tolkien estate does with the $...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 12th, 2009
02:08:47 PM
Two movies, three lawsuits
by elanor
Sep 13th, 2009
10:42:52 AM
More Elric love.
by DannyDorko666
Sep 13th, 2009
11:11:15 AM
A little bit off the reservation (I hope this doesn't kill the t
by The_Countess
Sep 13th, 2009
04:20:42 PM
Elric is bad ass, but his other incarnation, Corum is
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 13th, 2009
04:25:56 PM
I am not excited about this.
by Ironhelix
Sep 13th, 2009
05:32:03 PM
Ironhelix
by Zedul
Sep 13th, 2009
06:23:58 PM
Bring on the mythical midgets... I never read any of the books,
by ChuckImania
Sep 13th, 2009
10:15:22 PM
Still haven't read the potter books either.
by krylite
Sep 14th, 2009
02:13:07 AM
Tolkien is literature.
by krylite
Sep 14th, 2009
02:22:34 AM
Orcus tried reading the Hobbit
by Orcus
Sep 14th, 2009
10:04:43 AM
Agree...TOLKIEN IS GOOD LITERATURE!
by LORDOFLIGHT
Sep 14th, 2009
03:00:23 PM
And agree...WE NEED AN ELRIC MOVIE!
by LORDOFLIGHT
Sep 14th, 2009
03:07:07 PM
Tolkien is...
by ChuckImania
Sep 15th, 2009
04:45:33 AM
The black hobbits had to move out of Hobbiton
by Toilet_Terror
Sep 15th, 2009
05:58:30 PM
I'm more of a Robert E Howard fan
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Sep 15th, 2009
06:46:20 PM
Robert E Howard is a bad ass but
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 16th, 2009
02:10:05 AM
I just want to know one thing...
by morGoth
Sep 16th, 2009
05:20:16 AM
I like Conan too
by LORDOFLIGHT
Sep 16th, 2009
02:25:21 PM
REH is the schiznit
by Orcus
Sep 16th, 2009
02:33:03 PM
I WONDER IF THE HOBBIT...
by NONCE
Sep 16th, 2009
07:39:59 PM
I swear to God
by Tokyo_Drifter
Sep 16th, 2009
08:12:26 PM
LORDOFLIGHT
by Mr Gorilla
Sep 17th, 2009
06:03:42 AM
I like The Hobbit more than Rings.
by DidntPullOutInTimeCop
Sep 17th, 2009
07:47:13 AM
...
by Coughlins Laws
Sep 17th, 2009
02:45:49 PM
I agree those bits were stupid Gorilla...
by LORDOFLIGHT
Sep 17th, 2009
03:18:42 PM
The Potter films are awful.
by Kontarsky
Sep 17th, 2009
03:32:59 PM
Books vs. Movies
by LastOfTheV8Interceptors
Sep 17th, 2009
05:01:34 PM
That stupid game they play on the brooms
by the Green Gargantua
Sep 17th, 2009
09:16:56 PM
LOTR is not "a series" or a "trilogy"
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 19th, 2009
10:52:26 PM
The typo king rides again!
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 19th, 2009
10:54:35 PM
ENOUGH with the Potter!
by LORDOFLIGHT
Sep 20th, 2009
06:09:12 PM
Tolkien
by kittybrough
Sep 21st, 2009
07:38:13 AM
You answered your own question kitty...
by Skyway Moaters
Sep 22nd, 2009
01:49:30 AM
I just came in to say Harry Potter films are pure trash...
by TheWaqman
Sep 22nd, 2009
02:37:21 PM
And...?
by Orcus
Sep 22nd, 2009
02:47:55 PM

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