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Jason Bateman chats up EXTRACT, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, PAUL, Crystal Meth and more with Quint!

Published at:  Sep 04, 2009 12:27:41 PM CDT

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here.

I was set up to interview Jason Bateman way, way too early in the morning… before 9am. I’m a night owl so that naturally meant only a few hours of sleep for me, but I’ve been a fan of Bateman’s for a long while. I’ve even been known to admit to certain confidences my enjoyment of TEEN WOLF 2. And, of course, his work on ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT was awesome.

So, it was worth it to drag my sorry ass out of bed to get 20 minutes with Mr. Bateman.

The EXTRACT interviews were held at the Four Seasons on Town Lake. Miramax rented out the suite, which is decked out in a large living room with surround sound, flat screen TV and a gorgeous view of the lake. It has a Texas flair to it… a lot of wood, leather couches, etc, so immediately upon entering the room Bateman, even at that ungodly hour, was cracking some crude jokes about what goes on in a room like this. That’s where we start and we finish talking about ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: THE MOVIE and Presidential motions to make it happen.

Enjoy!







Quint: We have got the nice suite going on, you do as you would like.



Jason Bateman: There has probably been a lot of debauchery in here. Harry wrote a nice love letter.



Quint: Yeah, I read that right before I went to sleep actually a few hours ago.



Jason Bateman: Did you guys go out last night?



Quint: (Kraken) and his wife went to the premiere and the party. I was at home working, unfortunately.



Jason Bateman: Oh yeah?



Quint: So how did it go? How was it?



Jason Bateman: It was great. It really went well. I was happy because the comedies that are doing really well right now are a lot louder than this, you know? And a bit more in your face and they are great. I really enjoyed them… HANGOVER I thought was really good, but Mike [Judge]’s tone and his sensibility and his funny is somewhat more muted and something that I really, really like because of that, so I was hoping that…



Quint: That you would still get a boisterous reaction?



Jason Bateman: Yeah, that perhaps maybe those other comedies have maybe changed sort of what people are expecting and perhaps by Mike’s succeeding or executing well what he does that it might somewhat get a false negative just because it doesn’t look like the stuff that’s currently out there, but it didn’t seem to play like that. It was loud.



Quint: I would hope, especially since this is his hometown. Austin is one of the few markets they actually released IDIOCRACY in. I just love the dynamic of his movies. This one, just the way he builds a cast of characters and the way that the comedy isn’t exactly, as you were saying, is not really on the sleeve, it’s more the characters and their situations and watching them trying to wiggle out, especially your character in this movie seems from the get go is just digging himself into a giant hole.



Jason Bateman: It is fun to watch somebody when things get moving a little bit faster than they can keep up with and it’s their own fault since they pushed it going that fast. FARGO is one of my favorite movies, if not the favorite of mine, and that’s certainly a case of somebody sort of being a bit more proactive than perhaps they can handle.



Quint: In some weird way it’s your character’s niceness and inability to stand up for himself. I interviewed Mike yesterday and we were talking a little bit about Mila [Kunis] in the movie and it’s odd how she’s probably not supposed to be the character that has it all together, but she is the one in this movie that actually knows what she is doing, through every step of it. It just seems like she is always in control.



Jason Bateman: Exactly, her or even Ben [Affleck]… They are both a couple of ne’r do wells that have been doing it long enough to really be good at it. My character is guy who is doing something that he’s never really done before and we get to observe his rookie status.



Quint: Can we talk a little bit about how you worked with the ensemble, because that is where I think a lot of Mike’s strength as a writer is and just how he pits different character types against each other. So how did you work with the main cast that you were interacting with during most of the movie in order to make sure that that chemistry came through.



Jason Bateman: He does a lot of that for you, really, before you get there by writing a script that is just sort of really great at what it does. He doesn’t reach. He’s very secure in not dressing it up too much and letting the characters play off of one another and letting conversations happen. His scenes are pretty long for today’s standard.







Quint: And character based. There are a few things, mostly with involving Clifton Collins’ junk, but most of it is all character.



Jason Bateman: Yeah, there’s not a lot of jokes in the film.



Quint: It’s much more situational.



Jason Bateman: Yeah, it really is about normal people being in absurd situations and so it asks you as an actor to play the character as real as possible, so that sort of fish out of water dynamic, that comedic dynamic, can really play, because if it’s Martians on Mars, it’s not funny. They have got to be down here to be funny.

As far as working with the ensemble goes, like I said, he really built that dynamic very well from a script standpoint and then his casting is always very specific and in this case as any others, I thought he just nailed it. He has an idea, maybe it’s coming from animation, really having a clear idea of what the aesthetic should be and making sure that the actors fit that and once you do that… I forget who it was who said it, but it’s 90% casting.



Quint: Is that attributed to a specific director?



Jason Bateman: I think it was. I want to say it was like John Huston or somebody like that.



Kraken: It might have been Billy Wilder, but I’m sure the Talkbackers will know.



Jason Bateman: One of the dead ones. But Mike certainly benefited from that and then not to be falsely modest, but I certainly hope that I just simply blended into the scenery as the center protagonist should and let the eccentric characters satellite around, so that I can be you, I can be the audience. It seemed to work.



Quint: Did you guys get much of a chance to rehearse?



Jason Bateman: No, we just sat around a table like this and read the script a few times over the course of a couple of days and that’s pretty much the extent of modern day rehearsals for films, unless you are into something that takes training or whatever, like I did this thing where I had to learn how to shoot a gun and that was an afternoon, but that was extensive rehearsal. You had to go to a location, but no this was just sitting around reading and sort of figuring out again what sort of comedic page everybody was on so we were all doing the same film.



Quint: I think the stuff in the movie that is getting the most reaction are all of your scenes with Ben (Affleck) and I think that’s precisely what you were talking about where you kind of allow him to be a little bit more out there.



Jason Bateman: If I didn’t react to his absurdity for what it was… If I wasn’t looking at him like he was a fucking moron, then it would be broad, then I would be in the same world as him, but as long as I try to keep it relatable to the normal people.



Quint: Then there’s no distance. Part of the fun of the movie is watching him slowly pull you down a path that you are not really… that your character should not the one going to the drug den…



Jason Bateman: Right.



Quint: He’s got to tempt you into the craziness or else the movie doesn’t work. He’s got to tempt you into the gigolo and everything.



Jason Bateman: Yeah, and I have to sort of process that decision or navigate that mistake, like we all would hopefully, otherwise it’s just sort of observing it from our seats and there’s no real risk there, but if we can kind of imagine ourselves in there, then it’s a little bit funnier, because it’s a little bit more dangerous.



Quint: You were talking a little bit about how Mike doesn’t really do the same kind of comedy that everybody else does in any other kind of movie. Your character’s relationship with Mila’s character would have been completely different. My expectation going in was that there was going to be this romance angle, but there really isn’t much of a romance at all. She’s always in it for what she is in it for and your character is in it essentially for the lust factor.



Jason Bateman: Right, but then sort of guilt ethics and conscience sort of gets the best of him and if you had been listening to that shoulder at the beginning of the movie, he wouldn’t have gotten into this problem.



Quint: In some weird backwards way thought it actually strengthens his relationship with his wife.



Jason Bateman: Exactly. I’m being a bit of an advocate for improprieties, but it has always helped my relationships. (Laughs)



Quint: “What the hell kind of message is this, Mr. Judge?”



Jason Bateman: Guilt has always made me better in the sack and ultimately more faithful after the fact.



Quint: A nice message for the kids. So, what are you working on now? You just did a bit in PAUL, right?



Jason Bateman: Yeah, we just finished that on Friday.



Quint: I love Simon [Pegg] and Nick [Frost]. Those guys are awesome. It’s going to be weird seeing them out from under Edgar’s thumb working together and not on an Edgar movie.



Jason Bateman: They are still somewhat in the family though, because Nira [Park] was producing this at the same time she was producing SCOTT PILGRIM, so she was going back and forth.



Quint: She was really cool. I met her during HOT FUZZ.



Jason Bateman: Oh yeah? They both couldn’t be nicer, same with Edger and Greg [Mottola] is really a great American proxy for Edgar. He’s very kind and very visual and works so well with them and I was really sort of geeked out to be included in the group there. It was really really fun.



Quint: Are you playing a straight man character?



Jason Bateman: Essentially, yeah.



Quint: You are an authority figure, right?







Jason Bateman: Yeah, I’m kind of the bad guy. I’m sort of the Yaphet Kotto from MIDNIGHT RUN or the Tommy Lee Jones from FUGITIVE. I’m the severe, humorless government official that is pursuing Paul to get his ass back, so unfortunately by definition, I’m never in the same place as these guys for most of the movie, so I didn’t really get a chance to do a lot of scenes with them. I would sort of show up at each location a day later, but we were certainly on the set a lot together and it was great. I could have done without New Mexico, but…



Quint: You aren’t a fan of new Mexico? You are going to alienate some… what? Fifteen people?



Jason Bateman: Thirteen. It’s not bad, it’s just the aesthetic of it. Some people are really into desertscape and just love a succulent turquoise, but that’s not me.



Quint: My grandparents live in Albuquerque, so I’ve been there a couple of times.



Jason Bateman: Do they like crystal?



Quint: No, they do love the silver and turquoise though…



Jason Bateman: No, no, I mean meth.



Quint: (laughs) Meth? No.



Jason Bateman: It’s the tweaker capital of the world.



Quint: They like the wine, which is like meth for old people.



Jason Bateman: (laughs) It wasn’t bad, but I don’t know it came right after a job in New York, so it was a bit of a culture shock.



Quint: What else were you doing? Did you just work with Jason (Reitman)? Is that the movie you were talking about?



Jason Bateman: UP IN THE AIR? No, the New York was a thing called THE BASTER, a rom-com and then I think I did UP IN THE AIR either just before that or maybe even during that. That was only a few days, but he just showed me that last week and it’s really fucking good.



Quint: I’ve been reading his twitter updates about tweaking scenes and putting temp scores on and all of that stuff.



Jason Bateman: That guy… He’s no fluke.



Quint: Jason’s is great!



Jason Bateman: It’s really nice that he’s so early in his career, like he’s not hitting his stride at the end like we are going to be able to see a lot of great films from him, so that’s great.



Quint: I think you mentioned last night that the ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT movie might actually be going forward?



Jason Bateman: Well, Mitch (Hurwitz) is writing it, so as soon as he’s done, then everything else kind of moves forward.



Quint: Has he been hired to write it or is this like a pre-emptive…



Jason Bateman: I don’t know what the business arrangement is, but the big sort of piece to move is him creatively wanting to do it. So he does and is and he’s on it, so the adults will figure out all of the business parts. I’m just happy that he’s writing it, because I miss those guys. That would be a lot of fun.



Quint: I think we all miss those guys and you better hope he finishes or else it will be your EVIL DEAD 4 and you’ll never hear the end of it.



Jason Bateman: I wish I had something different to say to people every time they ask me about it and in fact I tell Mitch about that. I say “You know, I’m for some reason the de facto guy with the stale news all of the time, so can you give me a page count you are on?” That’s news from him, that he is on it and he will be done hopefully soon, because I don’t know how much longer people would want to wait. It kind of hits a fatigue factor and a “who cares” factor after a while.



Quint: I think the big danger might be with Michael Cera outgrowing George Michael.



Jason Bateman: That’s assuming that we start from where we left off. It would be in real time, so it would be however many four or five years later, so I would be older and he would be older and whatever would happen at that time. I’m sure we would cover what has happened in the years off. Maybe he has become some gypsy hippy freak in college or something and he’s got his YEAR ONE hair.



Quint: That would be awesome. Have you seen the Obama sign?







Jason Bateman: I did. Jeffrey Tambor actually sent that to me and to Mitch as sort of like “Let’s go. Come on!” Mitch liked that, so maybe that sped him up a little bit.



Quint: I think that was awesome.



Jason Bateman: That was pretty cool.



Quint: Thanks!







As a side note, the internet is split on the origin of the "casting is 90% of directing" quote. Some say it's Woody Allen, some say it's Fellini.

Anyway, we wrapped the interview up and as he walked me to the door Jason mentioned that he’s a longtime reader of the site, which was cool of him to say. I told him to stay out of New Mexico and he then said he’d just sleep with my grandparents. I responded with a “What the hell did you just say to me!?!” which got a laugh from him, but I'm sure greatly perplexed the Austin American Statesman reporter waiting for his turn out in the hall.

So, yeah… good updates on PAUL and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. Can’t wait to see both! I really enjoyed the chat and hope you guys did too. Can’t wait to see both!

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com
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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:36:18 PM CDT

    obama bring back arrested development

    by medicatedmonkey

    how do you know the dudes not talking about the band?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:47:17 PM CDT

    Who cares if he means the band?

    by derlanghaarige

    As long as Obama thinks it's the show!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:49:03 PM CDT

    maybe

    by medicatedmonkey

    he should bring them both back to make it safe.and they can have an arrested development-off.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 12:50:02 PM CDT

    Maeby

    by two fathoms deep

    I wanna see what Maeby's been up to. Her stuff with George-Michael was hilarious.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:12:08 PM CDT

    Michael, did you see the new Poof?

    by mooseaka

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:14:15 PM CDT

    Say goodbye to these!!!!

    by mooseaka

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:15:08 PM CDT

    I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

    by mooseaka

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:15:59 PM CDT

    This quote is too long for a "subject"

    by mooseaka

    Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. - Tobias

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:18:18 PM CDT

    Annyong

    by mooseaka

    Ok, I'm done. But you get the point.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:23:03 PM CDT

    I blue myself.

    by imagin78

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:24:50 PM CDT

    I saw Maeby on some TV show

    by starchildad

    when I was passing channels. She has appeared to grow some titas.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:25:17 PM CDT

    Quint - Paul pictures

    by cigarettefairy

    There's some awesome pictures from the set of Paul taken by Simon Pegg in the latest Empire magazine. That Obama picture is great too! Can't wait for an Arrested Development movie, bring it!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:25:49 PM CDT

    Maeby was hot.

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:26:55 PM CDT

    So they dig the silverware huh?

    by madcapper

    Funny question,bur an even funnier response Mr. Quint!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:58:57 PM CDT

    VOLT FOR STEVE HOLT

    by batman713

    you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:05:59 PM CDT

    Gothic Arsehole?

    by johnnylawless2

  • Sep 04, 2009 2:27:23 PM CDT

    Tricks are what whores do for money.

    by greyspecter

    ...or candy!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:31:54 PM CDT

    Arrested Dev. Doc. - Final trailer

    by jasmith111

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC4RToo6XeI

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:41:08 PM CDT

    I'm an ideas man I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain

    by kief_ledger

  • Sep 04, 2009 2:42:47 PM CDT

    In a perfect world

    by kief_ledger

    A talkback even remotely related to Arrested Development would explode like the Batman 3 ones. Now, give us the god damn movie!!!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:22:55 PM CDT

    It was Robert Altman

    by abcdefz7

    I don't remember if he said 90% or 95% or 92.5%, but it was Altman.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:33:55 PM CDT

    This is the kid from Silver Spoons right?

    by gibsonusa returns

    That almost took Ricky's thunder?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:34:09 PM CDT

    ANALRAPIST

    by charyoutree

    "It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me" Ties with Curb as the greatest show in the last 10 years

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 3:35:28 PM CDT

    Jason Bateman should have been on Saved by the Bell.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Give Zack Morris a run for his money.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:54:33 PM CDT

    OBAMA BRING BACK 'IT'S YOUR MOVE'

    by margot_tenenbaum

    That dude from 'Married With Children' needs the work.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 3:57:14 PM CDT

    OBAMA BRING BACK HACKEY SACK

    by rev_skarekroe

    Student Union greens haven't been the same since '95!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:09:19 PM CDT

    TEEN WOLF TOO IS THE ONLY MOVIE THAT MADE ME FALL ASLEEP!!!

    by carlthormark1978

    I remember seeing it in 87 when I was 9 and actually falling asleep in the theatre. Estee Chandler was hot though and Return of the Living Dead's Jules Brenner was the DP.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:18:11 PM CDT

    Where Are The Gamer Reviews

    by manzilla

    this site is getting so fucking lazy. Whats that matter AICN no one invited you to the set so your not interested in pimping the movie. I remember long ago when a studio decided not to screen a movie aicn went out of it's way to find a way to review it, that was genuinely cool news. What the hell happened?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:22:04 PM CDT

    'IT'S YOUR MOVE'

    by tonyvortex

    i just started watching 'its your move',that show is damn good.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 5:42:32 PM CDT

    MY PARTNERS INSIDE WITH HIS GUN DRAWN

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

    CLOSE CALL HUH BULLIT

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:43:13 PM CDT

    WHY AM I NOT FALLING IN THE WATER!?!

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

    DEAR GOD, WHY AM I NOT FALLING IN THE WATER?!?!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:45:01 PM CDT

    Until I saw this guy on that bat shit crazy...

    by elwood_p_dud

    Hussein video, I was excited for this. Now, Bateman can fuck right off.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:49:17 PM CDT

    How could Arrested Development fail?

    by dapper swindler

    Well let's see, you had about 10 major characters, following 10 unique storylines, that were ONGOING from episode to episode, and constantly referenced stuff that happened seasons ago. Gee, I wonder why it failed to pick up a mass audience? It's almost like the creators didn't want it to succeed with the majority. It only made it as long as it did because it was so damn funny.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:54:23 PM CDT

    its hard not to like Jason Bateman

    by soup74

    he's like an old friend that became a movie star.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:27:00 PM CDT

    I always thought it was Woody Allen

    by cherryvalance

    Because I've heard more than one actor say that they thought they were going in for an audition with him but it turned out to be like a 2 minute meeting and he had already decided to cast them. Like he mostly hires people to play themselves.

    Anyhoo, they need to get working on that AD movie. 2012 is right around the corner and I need to see my Bluths again before I die.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:27:45 PM CDT

    What's taking so long on the Arrested script?

    by little beavis

    It's very simple: Maeby & Portia de Rossi doing lesbian strap-on mother-daughter routine for the entire film. Ron Howard can narrarate.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 6:39:12 PM CDT

    Hi I was in Teen Wolf Too

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I haven't been in a breakout hit, yet, critics love me.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:52:54 PM CDT

    Good to see this instead of...

    by georgieboy

    ... his typical "Heil Obama!" stuff.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:08:54 PM CDT

    I don't think it was Woody Allen

    by abcdefz7

    I don't think so, anyway. His favorite saying is something like "95% of success is showing up." Plus, the guy has recast at least one movie to shoot it again entirely. I think it was Michael Caine who said he (Caine) had gotten lazy and Woody would point out to him every "er," "um," and "uh" he dropped, so I imagine Woody's doesn't cast and sit back so much as Altman did. I'll see if I kind find the quote.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:09:22 PM CDT

    Er

    by abcdefz7

    I'll see if I can find the quote.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:14:29 PM CDT

    Altman quote

    by abcdefz7

    From the Milwaukee Wisconsin Journal: In an interview for his 2000 film "Dr. T and the Women," about a gynecologist surrounded by beautiful upper-class women in Dallas, Altman called himself "a benevolent monarch. I have all the vetoes. And once I cast (the actors), 85 percent to 90 percent of my creative input is finished." All he did to the dance scenes in "The Company," he said, was "put cameras on it."

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  • Sep 04, 2009 8:23:10 PM CDT

    And wow, did Dr T blow horrible ass.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Sep 04, 2009 9:10:23 PM CDT

    Why should we believe in you?

    by batman713

    For the same reason you should believe that a $100 bill is no more than a 100 pennies!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 9:24:59 PM CDT

    Bateman blew it...

    by macready452

    ...when he didn't bone the fetus out of that jailbait know-it-all in Juno. Epic Fail.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 10:33:07 PM CDT

    No questions about "Its Your Move"?

    by darth busey

    That show was fucking great. Arrested Development can suck my ass.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 10:33:09 PM CDT

    No questions about "Its Your Move"?

    by darth busey

    That show was fucking great. Arrested Development can suck my ass.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 10:35:06 PM CDT

    Ricky Schroeder deserves a comeback, too

    by darth busey

    Guy was good on NYPD Blue.

    Somebody needs to Tarantino him up.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:22:54 PM CDT

    IVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

  • Sep 05, 2009 1:21:27 AM CDT

    Fuck Mountain is so wonderful...

    by danielkurland

    Because it doesn't even make sense. I think the two most brilliant AD lines are "Michael found he was overwhelmed with the change" and the whole rock/scissors fight with "of course the whole event was covered by the paper." Come on. That's fucking incredible.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 2:32:05 AM CDT

    Little Beavis...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    I'd pay to see that.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 4:18:55 AM CDT

    STEVE HOLT!

    by ironic_name

  • Sep 05, 2009 8:37:47 AM CDT

    Hey, look who's on that hog in the rearview mirror

    by canuck815

    GEORGE MICHAEL!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 8:39:42 AM CDT

    okay one more

    by canuck815

    The only thing that George Michael was good at was hanging motion-less from the monkey bars, which the President's Council On Fitness ranks as "slightly easier than the slide".

    I need it to come back for that sentence alone.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 2:32:35 PM CDT

    Schroder has a more successful career than Bateman

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Schroder was on 24, NYPD Blue, Crimson Tide, etc. Bateman was in a cult cable show no one watched.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:20:48 PM CDT

    lockesbrokenleg

    by jaka

    He's been in a few nice flicks since AD ended, though. Something Ricky was never able to do. And I'm not hating. I freakin' love Lonesome Dove. lol

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:22:04 PM CDT

    Hey! Look! lockes being negative!

    by thejokesonus

    When is Fox a cable channel? I thought they were a major network. I can't wait for Jesus to come back. lockes: "Jesus was alright, but Buddha was cooler."

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:44:54 PM CDT

    The only ice cream you're going to be having...

    by mraig

    is ice cream SANDWICHES...

    in PRISON!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:49:05 PM CDT

    Gob doesn't do anything for the family.

    by mraig

    Hey, I'm fucking Lucille 2!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:53:42 PM CDT

    I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today.

    by mraig

    Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office ---ing, or ---ing, or finger ----, or ---sting, or ---esting or ---eing or even ---. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll ---, and I'll personally ---------------------.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:57:11 PM CDT

    You speak Arabic? What did that mean?

    by mraig

    No, I was just clearing my throat... but I think it actually does mean "laundry," but like a child’s laundry. We don’t really have a word for it.

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  • GOB: Looks like George Michael got his MOM back today!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:59:41 PM CDT

    I'm gonna see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.

    by mraig

    I tried to be sexy. It just got away from me.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 4:02:12 PM CDT

    I've got this Christian girlfriend now,

    by mraig

    and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and fuck me and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 4:07:12 PM CDT

    My name is Judge.

    by mraig

    Gob: Whose name is Judge?

    Franklin: My name is...

    Gob: That's a silly name.

    Franklin: ...Judge. My name...

    Gob: Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly.

    Franklin: ...is...

    Gob: Oh, now, you're correcting my grammar?

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  • Sep 05, 2009 5:25:16 PM CDT

    House is on Fox too, but only single women watch it

    by lockesbrokenleg

    kind of like True Blood.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 8:35:43 PM CDT

    WATCH OUT FOR LOOSE SEAL!!

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

    I DONT CARE ABOUT LUCILLE!!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 8:40:53 PM CDT

    he's going to be ALL right

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

  • Sep 05, 2009 9:03:44 PM CDT

    OMG WE'RE HAVING A FIRE!

    by the_ritty

  • Sep 06, 2009 9:43:58 AM CDT

    Jeez, I forgot how fucking clever the whole...

    by danielkurland

    Loose seal/Lucille thing is. I really wish they gave out awards for just individual lines of writing.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 11:32:05 AM CDT

    I don't see you crying, robot

    by myspoonistoobig

    What's the matter, Michael? Not enough RAM?

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  • Sep 07, 2009 8:06:30 AM CDT

    Quote

    by renonevada2000

    I would put money on it originating with Felini and then Woody reading it somewhere and appropriating it for himself.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 2:13:44 PM CDT

    I loved Buster on AD

    by charabicharabia

    "I'm a mooooonnnnssssteeeeeeerrrrr"
    He was my personal favorite.....

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  • Sep 07, 2009 6:53:36 PM CDT

    If I may take off my acting pants for a moment

    by mraig

    and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 7:02:15 PM CDT

    I can just keep quoting this show all day

    by mraig

    A talkback exclusively full of AD quotes would probably be so much more entertaining than the usual "first", "Harry/Quentin Tarantino/Joss Whedon/The Dark Knight/SNL/Obama/Bush/latest popular thing sucks", "no it doesn't", "quit being a troll", "I can't believe that guy said 'first', that's so lame," "XXXX has a beer and cheets on his wife", "Harry just sells out to people who give him studio visits", "quit being a racist", "what does 'Danny Glover's Dick Blood' even mean?" back and forths.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 7:53:11 PM CDT

    Talk you off what Pop Pop?

    by shaw

    I had to take all pumps out of here

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  • Sep 07, 2009 9:39:33 PM CDT

    The 90% thing...

    by morganmorgan

    It was John Huston.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 9:52:02 PM CDT

    I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away.

    by cherryvalance

    in heaven.

    Yeah I liked this movie for the most part. Except the scenes that had neither Bateman or Affleck. Some of those seemed like they weren't directed. Like the actors needed help not overdoing it and no one helped. But otherwise there were some really big laughs in my theater.

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  • Sep 08, 2009 6:56:33 AM CDT

    DVD set It's your move.

    by dazzler69

    That's what I want.

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  • Sep 09, 2009 1:03:07 AM CDT

    the fact that you call it that make me know you're ready

    by darwinmayflower

  • Sep 09, 2009 1:03:11 AM CDT

    the fact that you call it that make me know you're ready

    by darwinmayflower

  • --Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and...

    --Your witness!

    --I have nothing.

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  • Sep 10, 2009 2:01:53 PM CDT

    Hey Michael. My dad wanted to thank you...

    by mraig

    ...for the romantic getaway. Don’t tell me what that means.

    --Where is your dad?

    --He left dressed all westerny. You can leave me out of that part too.

    (And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt.)

    --I screwed my brother-in-law.

    --Well. I’m all grown up now.

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  • Sep 13, 2009 8:48:40 AM CDT

    "Tobias could feel the raw power of george sr."

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

    quit licking my hand!

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  • Sep 13, 2009 8:50:46 AM CDT

    AD episodes fyi

    by millajovovichsarmpitsmell

    earlier this year my friend told me about hulu and how all the AD episodes are on there. i watched them twice and am in the process of my third, when hulu took away season three. a sad day. i may actually have to buy them now.

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  • Sep 18, 2009 10:39:20 AM CDT

    You better catch her, Dad.

    by captainwhat


    Michael: That’s not gonna be easy. She’s an Olympic Silver-- Just figured that one out.

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