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Whiskey A Go Go Gooooooo!! Hercules The Strong Has Seen The Second Season Premiere of Joss Whedon's DOLLHOUSE!!

Published at:  Sep 04, 2009 2:30:02 AM CDT

SPOILER ALERT !!



I am – Hercules!!



TV critics got their DOLLHOUSE 2.1 screeners today (wrapped in a lovely burgundy t-shirt and a note from Joss Whedon).

Titled “Vow,” the episode is superb: funny, suspenseful, sexy and willing to kick around more than a few Very Big Ideas. Combined with the series’ terrific “lost” episode (“Epitaph One”), “Vow” roughly triples my investment in this series’ fate. Which is to say, its eventual cancellation will be three times harder to bear now than the day before I saw “Epitaph One.”

Hints of what awaits:

* Apparently much time has elapsed between 1.12 and 2.1. Not as much as between 1.12 and “Epitaph One.” But still.

* This season’s Big Bad may or may not be one Sen. David Perrin (Alexis Denisof, who played Wesley Wydham-Pryce on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel”). Perrin also may or may not be the season’s Big Good. 2.1 fails to specify Sen. Perrin’s party affiliation.

* Claire Saunders' existential crisis (turns out she’s FAKE!) means a BIG Amy Acker episode before she wanders off to her role on ABC’s midseason ensemble drama “Happy Town.” (My understanding is Acker will continue to recur on “Dollhouse” even as she stars on the other series.)

* 2.1's teaser and first act likely contain the series’ funniest 12 minutes to date.

* There’s a lot more to Adelle and Paul’s first-season-ending “arrangement” than a lot of viewers may suspect.

* Sierra is a fleeting highlight, looking for a few moments like she just wandered off the “Mad Men” set.

* Tahmoh Penikett’s “Battlestar Galactica” co-star Jamie Bamber (who’s only half-American) uses his Brit accent. The two former CAGs share a big scene near episode’s end.

* “Epitaph One” vet Felicia Day does not turn up in 2.1, but word is she's back later in the season.

* Another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul.



For those who asked what says Whedon’s letter:

September 1, 2009

Dear Press Member:

You hold in your delicate paws a rough cut of “Vows,” the first episode of the second season of DOLLHOUSE, premiering Friday, Sept. 25 on FOX. More importantly, you also hold a free t-shirt! So that’s a thumbs-up right there, no? I mean, do you even have to watch the show? It’s clearly t-shirt-tastic! Did “Grey’s Anatomy” send you a shirt? They did? (Did they send any extra? I’d kill.)

Meanwhile, DOLLHOUSE. Like a man with the bright-eyed euphoria of narrowly escaped death, DOLLHOUSE is coming back from a hilariously unexpected non-cancellation with a verve, a joy and a visceral excitement that borders on manic. We’re psyched. This is the show we want to make. The twisty lives of the Dollhouse peeps are truckin’ along, and ECHO (Eliza Dushku) is going through one of her fresher Hells.

Some things have changed. We’re shooting in HD with a new crew, for a look that’s more lush and exciting – and faster, so we can achieve more visually and give more time to the actors. (and OMG, Olivia’s hair! Very key.) Some things have not.

To refresh, Echo has been rescued from ALPHA (who is still at large) after having all her former personas dumped into her brain all at once. PAUL BALLARD (Tahmoh Penikett) has agreed to work with the Dollhouse in exchange for NOVEMBER’s (Miracle Laurie) freedom. DR. SAUNDERS (Amy Acker) has discovered she is actually an Active, designate “Whiskey,” who was designed by TOPHER (Fran Kranz) to replace the doctor Alpha murdered. And ADELLE (Olivia Williams) has gotten a fabulous haircut.

We hope you enjoy our happy little tale. If you don’t: t-shirt… so soft… so sleepy…

Yours, etc.

-joss




A coda. Since this post might attract the odd Whedon fan, let me remind readers that the latest excellent (Jane Espenson-penned) issue of Buffy Season Eight went on sale yesterday. The issue contains huge and perhaps far-reaching InterScoob developments. Seek it and the 27 issues preceding.



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    Readers Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 9:35:21 PM CDT

    Better than Season 1?

    by buckfifty

    Here's hoping Season 2 is better than 1. I'm still on the fence.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 9:37:34 PM CDT

    Lucky bastard.

    by ohiobobcat

    I wish I could have been among the first to see it.

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  • Sep 03, 2009 9:43:01 PM CDT

    dollhouse is awesome

    by nora inu

    so is joss whedon, all you haters are cuntgoblins, stop being douches, it's fine if you don't like his shite, just don't be dicks about it

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 9:52:22 PM CDT

    loved epitaph one

    by chiahead

    loved the unaired pilot too. really looking forward to Season 2

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 9:53:23 PM CDT

    JOSS IS THE MAN

    by drmorbius

    Countdown till the Joss haters arrive in54321...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 9:55:53 PM CDT

    How long till Summer (Bennett) Glau...

    by drmorbius

    makes an appearance?

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  • Sep 03, 2009 9:57:08 PM CDT

    Waiting with bated breath,,,

    by pollaxt

    for the episode, guest starring Boreanez, where the dolls are dispatched to recreate the next episode of "Angel".

    Sigh...

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  • Sep 03, 2009 9:59:54 PM CDT

    Herc, let's make a deal

    by noquarter

    I'll promise to watch Dollhouse every Friday night as it airs, if you'll promise to give us a Supernatural TB! :)

    In all seriousness, I'm very excited for this show's second season. Joss hasn't let me down yet (just don't mention Alien: Resurrection)!

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  • Sep 03, 2009 10:06:24 PM CDT

    JOSS WHEDON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by bat725

    The most over-rated creator of all time. Buffy sucked hard. It was like Star Trek, but with monsters. Bad actors in bad costumes. Firefly was meh, nothing to write home about. And Dollhouse just sucks donkey balls! Terminator: TSCC was better, and that show sucked hard. Not to mention his run on Astonishing X-Men just blew. The guy just continued off of what Morrison was doing and his big highlight was the return of Colossus? His run on X-Men was largely forgettable. Whedon sucks big-time. I'm so glad he didn't do the Wonder Woman movie. The guy didn't want to have her in her star-spangled panties? What a fag!

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  • Sep 03, 2009 10:07:18 PM CDT

    BUFFY THE VAMPIRE WAS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

    by bat725

  • Sep 03, 2009 10:07:50 PM CDT

    DOLLHOUSE IS SHITTIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by bat725

  • Sep 03, 2009 10:18:09 PM CDT

    Thanks for the info, Herc.

    by red ned lynch

    I am not the Whedon lover you are (yes Buffy 1-5 and Angel 3-5, no everything else but Dr. Horrible) but Dollhouse got enough better at the end of season one to get another go for season two. Besides, they're gonna' have Saul on it, and with luck his eye patch.

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  • Sep 03, 2009 10:20:14 PM CDT

    bat725 IS GARBAGE!

    by nalapou

  • Sep 03, 2009 10:22:17 PM CDT

    Bat725

    by toonol

    The funny thing is, when you get banned (which I hope is soon), you'll convince yourself it's because you dared be critical of Whedon.

    You're blind to the amount of ass that you are.

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  • Sep 03, 2009 10:33:55 PM CDT

    Too...much...squee

    by buffywrestling

    Thanks for the letter transcript, Herc. Can't wait to see Alexis' character.

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  • Sep 03, 2009 10:48:07 PM CDT

    Whedon does well under pressure

    by felwithe

    I really dislike Angel as a show, but there's no denying that season 5 was the best, and it was because Whedon was involved and their backs were against the wall. He's the personality type that does best under pressure. So the reduced budget and new shooting conditions, I'm almost positive, will result in a better show.

    Season 1 was so underwhelming that it BETTER get better, and this isn't coming from a hater-- this is coming from a hardcore Whedonite. A hardcore Whedonite is me.

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  • Sep 03, 2009 10:54:24 PM CDT

    Man...I want this to be good,but..

    by macready452

    ..season one just didn't do it for me(except Patton's cameo). Eliza never comes off as the "expert" she has been loaded with. I like the plotline that has all the personalities in her but I'm unsure about the rest. Glad Sierra is out she sucked. Glad Bamber and Hogan are showing up. Glau...meh. Overrated. I love Eliza but Whedon has never struck a chord with me. I WANT TO LIKE IT. You'll have to earn it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 10:58:53 PM CDT

    SIERRA

    by annihilator

    I fucking love her. We better get a lot more Sierra action in season 2. She fucking carried season.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 10:59:10 PM CDT

    Deal

    by keblar

    Can't wait til it 2.1 gets leaked online.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:09:51 PM CDT

    I just finished watching the unaired pilot

    by noquarter

    and it is substantially better than the pilot that actually aired. That fact gives me hope that this season, with less network interference, will indeed be good.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:24:33 PM CDT

    only minutes until this hits the p2p realm

    by caipirina

    of course I am talking bout the t-shirt :)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:35:00 PM CDT

    Is that some Herc torso?

    by punto

    nice

    So does "we're shooting in HD now because we want a more exciting fast web2.0 look" mean "we're too cheap for film"? that sucks

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:48:08 PM CDT

    Annihilator

    by macready452

    What did you love about her? Just curious. Exotic? I didn't think she was hot, talented, or crucial to the plot.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:49:23 PM CDT

    Show needs bigger tits in general.

    by macready452

    The loss of November left a huge spot open. (No pun intended, or was there=)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:54:42 PM CDT

    Punto

    by dance4days

    If they're going to cut corners budget-wise, I'd rather it be with stuff like shooting in HD than, say, firing Olivia Williams or something.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 03, 2009 11:55:59 PM CDT

    hate this show

    by capnjake

    Let it die a quick and painful death after only 2 episodes this season.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 12:11:49 AM CDT

    punto

    by cmdx

    "So does "we're shooting in HD now because we want a more exciting fast web2.0 look" mean "we're too cheap for film"?"Yes, that is exactly what it means

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 12:11:55 AM CDT

    Miracle Laurie is back this season

    by buffywrestling

    as November. And damn, that Jo Chen cover art is great. So's the t-shirt (So soft, so sleepy..)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 12:15:00 AM CDT

    joss

    by umanben

    after being a diehard buffy and angel fan, and catching up with firefly and serenity on the big screen i can't help but fell like mr whedon needs at least a half season to work out all the kinks. i need to be fair in saying every single show which has come out of the creative brainstem that is mutant enemy has not failed in capturing my imagination. i cannot wait for the second season premeire and only hope everyone whom has enjoyed his other works will join in the support of dollhouse. (i am a horrible user of the word "whom" and i hope i did not use it incorrectly, i'm on the east coast and intoxicated please forgive me you mighty english majors).

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:16:27 AM CDT

    Herc, am suprised your head didnt explode

    by miyamoto_musashi

    Letter from Joss and a t-shirt

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 12:17:38 AM CDT

    MacReady452

    by miyamoto_musashi

    so you dont mind them being chubby as long as they big ones?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 12:19:33 AM CDT

    Maybe Herc's head did explode

    by buffywrestling

    Hard to tell from the photo.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:27:12 AM CDT

    Fuck you, Haters...

    by mjohnson

    You can hate all you want...how does impotence feel? 2nd season coming...and no more Sarah Crappy Chronicles...eat Whedon's length you fucking sad-ass whiners. BAHAHAHAHAHA....

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 1:29:00 AM CDT

    show still sucks, will be canceled soon

    by iownyou

    show is fail

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:53:04 AM CDT

    Won't leak to internet

    by v'shael

    Critics tend not to be the sort of net geeks who know how to do that stuff.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:53:51 AM CDT

    Nice Palm Pre there, Herc, but...

    by dirkbelig

    ...you're still the whiny little bitch who cried like a jilted boy toy about Greg Garcia's darn funny and now gone MY NAME IS EARL.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 04, 2009 2:08:30 AM CDT

    Dollhouse should be cancelled

    by toby_fn_wong

    so we can have a Faith show.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:13:53 AM CDT

    Ballard is STILL the weak link in the show

    by brody77

    Just my opinion, but the guy can't act worth shit.
    I've said it many times.
    He is good for fight scenes though.
    Very cool to hear Wesley is now onboard as is Apollo!
    Now we just need Rupert Giles!

    Joss, bring in more Buffy folks (apart from SMG that is)

    Would love to see a Boreanaz cameo, but he's busy with Bones (any truth in the Bones/Lie to Me crossover? That would rock)

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:22:48 AM CDT

    Can't believe

    by melvin_pelvis

    this borefest got a 2nd season and T:TSCC was canceled
    Although Alpha was the greatest and fastest example of villain decay evar

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:26:35 AM CDT

    Herc - Is the Pre worth a two year commitment

    by quin the eskimo

    Or should I get a fucking hipster bait iphone?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:33:55 AM CDT

    Quin the Eskimo

    by hercules

    I've never owned a phone that didn't have a 2-year commitment. It's easier for me to type on a Pre than an iPhone, which was the deciding factor.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:13:16 AM CDT

    Herc is that you in the pic?

    by macready452

    Is that your hero pose with the puffed up chest and the clenched fist?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:18:13 AM CDT

    Miyamoto_Musashi

    by macready452

    Not at all sir. How does that thing about cushin and pushin go again? Lower your standards. You'll get laid more;) For real though...November was a real girl. All the other Hollywood actresses were fine. Like I said before I love Eliza, but November, yeah I liked her big fuckin tittyfuckable(new word)jugs better.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:22:47 AM CDT

    I Refuse To Read This Report

    by media messiah

    Not that I don't wish to know that contents, but for some reason...I want to go into it, completely unspoiled? Dollhouse, not being cancelled, is a victory for the arts, and artists...who push the limits, and dare to think outside the box. I always thought the way Joss Whedon ran his operation was very much similar to a troupe of artists, a think tank, even--dedicated to breaking new ground in audio, visual and written...arts. It is a real train wreck when they get it wrong, one you still want to watch, however, despite the huge consequences of the failure(s)...that they hatch, but when they get it right, which is most of the time, it is something very special to witness, and to learn from.I still say, if the industry allows it, Joss Whedon will show himself to be this generation's Rod Serling/Steven Spielberg.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:31:36 AM CDT

    so all the end of the world sh!t...

    by mr_p

    that ended the series in the UK never happened and we are back to the old formula now?

    Rubbish & pointless!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:02:43 AM CDT

    MacReady452

    by hercules

    The fist is clenched because it's holding the the tiny data-port cover I broke off the Pre. My chest is swollen with manly pride because I am flush with the knowledge of how effortlessly I can wreck a smartphone.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:04:09 AM CDT

    I thought I saw all of Dollhouse, but...

    by juansanchez

    I didn't understand almost any of that.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:15:38 AM CDT

    Bring it on

    by hanselo

    Most of Season 1 disappointed, but there was always something there drawing me back each week. It got much better towards the end as the mythology took precedence over story-of-the-week. By the end I cared about most of the characters and I'm a little bit stoked for the new seasonh. Bring it on. :)

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:45:54 AM CDT

    havent seen this show.

    by emeraldboy

    sky one isnt showing this.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:45:56 AM CDT

    havent seen this show.

    by emeraldboy

    sky one isnt showing this.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:42:20 AM CDT

    Fuck mythology

    by mr gorilla

    Story of the week has to be good. Otherwise you get stuff like the worst episodes of BSG, which is like being read a story v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y, endless drawn out scenes that didn't really amount to anything. One of the great things about Firefly, is that he made the episodes really distinct - one was a heist ep, one was a haunted house ep, one was a femme fetale ep, one was the Boba Fett ep, one was the origins ep, and so on... God I loved that show.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:51:09 AM CDT

    Quin and Herc

    by vxxxjesterxxxv

    Quin I have a Pre as well and love the phone. It feels very nice and the keyboard, despite being small, is great after a couple days. Yes you will have the occassional typo, but overall it's a very nice keyboard. The web browser is fantastic, pushing gmail just works fine, no problems there. The app catalog is still in beta and is a bit barren, but it will be getting better. Just keep in mind the iPhone didn't even have an app store until a year in.

    Herc I have found the easiest way to open that stupid little tab is to slide the keyboard down and try to get a finger nal under the entire thing. Then just pry it out all at once, if that makes sense. It's still not ideal or easy, but I haven't snapped it off yet....lol

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:08:24 AM CDT

    @Mr_P: All that end of the world stuff

    by v'shael

    That was a flash-forward episode.
    It happens.

    How we get to that point, as "revealed" in the memories accessed during that episode, may not necessarily be accurate though.

    Flash forwards can work in a dramatic setting. Some people here might remember the Babylon 5 episode "Deconstruction of Falling Stars" which showed us, in season 4, some of what would happen in Season 5.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:21:58 AM CDT

    One thing I've always wondered

    by the mcpoyle clan

    What does Eliza Dushku have against sleeves?Are there special clauses written into her contracts? If we were to peek into her wardrobe, would it be filled with tank tops?Really.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:24:00 AM CDT

    Herc goes to the gym!

    by _palmer_eldritch

    I mean: Wow, there's an editor at AICN who is not ridiculously fat and who might actually be attractive to women???!! That picture up there just completely changed my world-view.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:24:04 AM CDT

    Well....These days...

    by bill brasky

    ...Sen. David Perrin’s party affiliation would absolutely determine his Big Bad or Big Good status. If he's a Democrat, then he's a bad guy. Or, at least his approval ratings are dropping faster than Hugh Grant's pants at a transvestite hooker convention. Reap the whirlwind motherfuckers! What goes around comes around and the dissent is always the truest form of patriotism...even when there's a liberal in charge.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:57:04 AM CDT

    Screeners

    by christianbales_bileduct

    Seriously, is it just me or is there a lack of pre-air screeners for new / existing shows so far this year? Only the 1st ep of Dexter has shown up so far. Herc, double this by releasing Dollhouse into the wild, you know it makes sense....

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:21:58 AM CDT

    I've been avoiding "first season" shows.

    by vadakinx

    I didn't watch Dollhouse, Kings or any other new shows from the past year when they aired (though I did catch up on Kings eventually) because I knew that most would get cancelled.


    New shows like Day One and Caprica are shows I'm probable going to avoid this season (though I'm not sure about Caprica since I'm a BSG fan). I haven't seen Fringe and I haven't seen Dollhouse. With the latter, I'm tempted to have a catch up session but I'm not convinced it won't be cancelled (and being in Ireland, when I watch the show has no impact on ratings) so I may just wait and see.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:23:13 AM CDT

    Love Joss, still not sold on Dollhouse.

    by jack burton

    I dropped out at episode 3. It was ok, but not all that compelling and Dushku is just not talented enough to carry the different personas. However I'm liking the new cast members so I may check it out again. Can this show really get a season 3 though? On FOX?!

    But this line from the letter is great: "DOLLHOUSE is coming back from a hilariously unexpected non-cancellation..."

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:28:25 AM CDT

    Season 1 was repetitive and boring

    by _palmer_eldritch

    did nothing for me. But then came "Epitaph 1", and that one just upped the ante so hard, I will definitely be tuning in for Season 2. If Fox is smart (which we all know they're not), they'll show Epitaph 1 as a lead-in to the new season. But since they suck, we'll just have to wait for this show to get cancelled at the end of season 2 instead of 1. Hope we still get Epitaph2, though!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:30:56 AM CDT

    Hey, La Femme Nikita *is* a lot cheaper.

    by tonagan

    What was the deal with $99 a season?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:33:04 AM CDT

    Herc - any idea as to how nmuch time has passed?

    by yeti

    Need more details! More! More! More!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:46:39 AM CDT

    plastic parts and dairy farts

    by tapeworm2042

    I watched every episode, but still couldn't get into this show. Eliza is great, as always, but I think her revelations as well as Paul's were too slow. Then it seemed like every character needed a revelation moment that was too slow in coming. I hope it gets better. Maybe there isn't enough ass kickery going on. Maybe I was too impatient. I wanted great episodes that were for the most part stand alone with a reveal cleverly mixed in, rather than adventure of week truncated by mythology.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:54:29 AM CDT

    Big blowjob begining of the end

    by evilwizardglick

    When you get paid to handout this big a blowjob it someone must be seeing the end coming roaring at them.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 7:59:12 AM CDT

    Bill Brasky, What fucking liberal? Nader win?

    by evilwizardglick

    I just love it when people can not comprehend what a fucking liberal or conservative really are. Hint in their true form they are a lot closer on the political spectrum than one thinks.
    Barky is NO LIBERAL! He is a fucking DEMOCRAT CORPORATIST!.
    Bush was a REPUBLICAN CORPORATIST!
    Be a good little political naif and spend some time reading up on Ralph Nader, or at COUNTERPUNCH and DISSIDENT VOICE.
    Then possibly, but doubtfully, you just may understand what TRUE LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVE believe.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 8:10:17 AM CDT

    So will this be the episode that

    by series7

    Is not airing then?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 8:21:58 AM CDT

    Randomness

    by arguendo

    Herc: headshot required...
    umanben: whom was used incorrectly (sorry) -- hint, you need some preposition before you use it ("for whom" "to whom" "of whom")

    dollhouse: here's to a stellar season (or at least just an additional season). I am pleased.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 8:34:00 AM CDT

    _Palmer_Eldritch

    by toby_fn_wong

    That's not Herc in that picture. That's his boyfriend.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 9:30:33 AM CDT

    FUCKING ANNOYED.

    by hobocode

    motherfuckign air Epitah One motherfuckers. I'm not buying a DVD set to see one fucking episode. Is it online somewhere?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 9:46:52 AM CDT

    Um, Who? What?

    by spiceybiscuit

    So I watched every ep. last year and honestly, with the exception of the good doctor I dont' really remember any of the charactures....i will give it a few more shows and unless I super care, i'm outtie

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  • Sep 04, 2009 9:58:22 AM CDT

    Love...

    by ashen shugar

    the way Whedon writes, very cool, yet totally gay too.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 10:01:40 AM CDT

    @Hobocode: It's been online for AGES

    by v'shael

  • Sep 04, 2009 11:07:12 AM CDT

    don't get the hate

    by howlermonkey

    this is the kind of show that works better on DVD where you don't have to wait a week between every episode and can quickly engage yourself in the story. the FOX airing quickly fizzled out for me, gave up around the third episode, but then I picked up the first season on DVD and couldn't get enough. now i'm more excited for this premiere than I am for "Lost"'s. And that's a big deal.

    also, I'm sure I'll get flamed to no end, but what's so awesome about Felecia Day? She sucked on Buffy, and she was the weakest actor in Epitaph One. even Zack "Scut Farkus" Ward stole the show compared to her. I'm sure she's a sweet girl and all, but she's become this nerd mini-phenom and I really don't get it.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:32:57 AM CDT

    didn't pick up on this show til Blu Ray

    by kaiser soze

    And it definitely took a few eps to really get invested, but I am. And yes, Fox should have let the pilot stand, as it was better than what became ep. 1. However, I agree Epitaph One really sold this premise more than any other episode. Herc, will we see a lot of Alpha in Season 2 or will he be a dark cloud in the distance? Plus, why not get Nathan Fillion in there somehow? Or does Castle still exist? And Jewel Staite, too...I haven't seen her in anything since Firefly. Bring on Season 2!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:47:29 AM CDT

    Toby_FN_Wong

    by _palmer_eldritch

    To be fair, I did write "attractive to women", not attracted. ;-)

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:56:11 AM CDT

    HoboCode and V'Shael

    by series7

    Hobo I'm with you, I mean what the fuck does fox has to lose? How did they not air it over the summer. V I still use dial up.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:10:14 PM CDT

    why I love this show

    by oisin5199

    The fact that it's unclear whether Alexis Denisof is the Big Bad or the Big Good. Cannot. Fucking. Wait. In an otherwise dismal fall season, this show's return is one bright spot. While Buffy and Angel were great shows with moments of genius, and Firefly was a lot of fun with genius ideas, I think Dollhouse has the potential for the masterpiece, with some incredibly challenging ideas and plots. Now that the Fox suits are off the case, the show can build on the amazing second half of the first season.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:24:37 PM CDT

    Looking Forward to It

    by cobbio

    I was skeptical of Eliza Dushku being the leading actress on a show, but by the end of Ep. 2 (since I've removed Ep. 1 from my memory) she really surprised me with her range. Plus I liked the show's premise. Since then, I've watched every episode except "Epitaph 1," which a friend told me was amazing but spoiler-ish.
    I'm very much looking forward to Dollhouse season two.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:30:25 PM CDT

    I've been meaning to sit down and watch this show

    by turketron_2

    Gotta make time.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:32:14 PM CDT

    KaiserSoze.............Jewel Staite

    by drmorbius

    Was in Stargate Atlantis.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:43:13 PM CDT

    "we're shooting in HD with a new crew" ?

    by bouncy x

    i watched the first season on the HD Fox so that confused me for a second but ok, it means they are now using digital cameras instead of film right? so does this mean it'll have that cheap video look like the Bloody Valentine remake? uh oh

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  • Sep 04, 2009 12:49:58 PM CDT

    I'd do Herc

    by hebrokeaway

    Hot body!

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  • Sep 04, 2009 1:10:27 PM CDT

    Re: Bouncy X

    by cobbio

    In regard to Whedon shooting season two in HD, I think he's going for a cleaner, clearer, more FX-friendly palette. He's a fan of "Battlestar Galactica," which also shot in HD, so I think it's pretty cool he integrated the process into his own show-making.
    Along with BSG and Angel expatriates joining Dollhouse's cast this season, I think shooting in HD could be a huge upgrade to the show. It'll allow Joss to tweak all kinds of things more easily than he could before. He'll probably be like a kid in a candy store, in all honesty.
    So hopefully the show will look good, possibly really good, and not cheap like the Bloody Valentine remake.
    We'll see.

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  • I know they wrote Epitaph One as an impromptu Series Finale, and I think it plays very well as that, but when they got the go-ahead for Season 2, Whedon was saying, "Oh, that may not be the ending of the series", which I think is kind of a let-down because the entire thing boils down to a "what if". I am excited for this new season but, dangit, we got an ending already. Now I just feel conflicted.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:17:16 PM CDT

    -cheat

    by tall_boy66

    For the love of all that is holy, I hate Talkback headers cutting words off.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:21:12 PM CDT

    Sexy

    by kellek1974

    Herc your body is sexy in Active wear.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 2:41:21 PM CDT

    ugly show

    by dioxholsterreturns

  • Sep 04, 2009 2:54:29 PM CDT

    macready

    by slkboxrman

    the hate of voluptuous full figured women, and i should emphasize that word WOMEN...is due to the slow brainwashing from hollywood that women are sleek and skinny or theyre "FAT"...i loved looking at novembers hot curves all season..i shall miss her too.....my standards werent as high as some of these losers since i was 14...lol

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:28:36 PM CDT

    La Femme Nikita is 14 bucks per season at Sam's Club

    by cash907

    Just saying.
    I never got into that show. Couldn't get past the leading male character's horrible mullet.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:35:42 PM CDT

    14 bucks at Sam's Club, but not new,.

    by v'shael

    If you're not into buying the box sets new, sure, there are plenty of cheap sets available all over the net.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 3:37:22 PM CDT

    "Sky one isnt showing this"

    by cookylamoo

    Send us more "Primeval" and you can have more "Dollhouse".

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:06:18 PM CDT

    slkboxrman

    by macready452

    Yeah. I don't like the feel of tailbone and pelvis slamming into my crotch.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:17:15 PM CDT

    The camera adds 10 pounds.

    by v'shael

    So the rule of thumb is that a TV actress will try to be 10 pounds under her healthy ideal weight.

    Not a great standard, I'll admit.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 4:58:38 PM CDT

    I Must Say...

    by cobbio

    ... that I'm also a fan of Miracle Laurie, who, aside from being a very good actress, is also blessed with cuteness and fabulous curves.
    Eliza and every other actress on the show looks great too, don't get me wrong, but to me, with those curves Miracle just stands out.
    Can't wait to see what happens with Mellie.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:17:52 PM CDT

    Even his letters reek of awesomeness . . .

    by skidmarkedundies

    Seriously, is there anything that Joss can't do writing wise? He's awesome.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:21:10 PM CDT

    HD?

    by titus05

    I'm confused...wasn't last season filmed in HD as well?...FOX aired it in HD last season

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:22:22 PM CDT

    yeah, those crazy lesbian scenes

    by oisin5199

    like when we saw Willow and Tara's first actual onscreen kiss and it was during a heartwrenching grief scene during The Body episode. Sooo sexy. Now the comic book action with Buffy and that other slayer, now that was hot. Until the funny broke out.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 5:23:19 PM CDT

    btw, count me in as a November fan

    by oisin5199

    I completely fell in love with Miracle Laurie and couldn't get enough of her onscreen. So gorgeous.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:10:07 PM CDT

    November was very cute, but her ending was pitch perfect

    by tall_boy66

    I loved her plot line and thought the actress was good and cute, but I don't want her to come back. Why? She got her happy ending, that was a bit tragic but hopeful so her story is done. "Who are you?" "I'm nobody." Great stuff with a good wrap up.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 6:12:38 PM CDT

    Yeah but oisin5199, Firefly's lesbian scenes were hot

    by tall_boy66

    That was 100% just about teasing sexy and not much else, considering the reactions of the crew. ie. "I'll be in my bunk."

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  • Sep 04, 2009 9:09:39 PM CDT

    Hey I might have missed it Herc, but...

    by beefywhore

    have you already posted when all the new fall shows will start?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 10:41:25 PM CDT

    I've cooled on Dollhouse during hiatus.

    by kabong

    However, I'll watch the first new ep.

    If it's not perfect, I'm outta there.

    I'm not paying with my time to watch supposedly the top talent bumble and stumble.

    Get it right or get out of the way.

    Other people have other ideas about what to put on TV.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:04:28 PM CDT

    Yo Hercules!!!...

    by nickkicksasstomorrow

    Who is credited as the writer(s) and director of 2.1, also, do you know if Jane Espenson or Tim Minear are still involved with the show, with Espenson off on 'Caprica' and Minear doing the remake of 'Alien Nation' and all that?

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:18:19 PM CDT

    Re: Fareal

    by cobbio

    I can see where you're coming from regarding Miracle Laurie, but I don't think Whedon made a mistake casting her. You think she should lose about 20 pounds, and that's cool.
    But many of us enjoy the fact she carries a few extra, nicely placed pounds since she carries them so well. I think her character is endearing because she seems real and doesn't resemble your typically skinny Hollywood actress. And who knows? In a few years she could potentially join Christina Hendricks's glamour club. Not at that level, of course, but you never know.
    I like the fact Whedon cast her on the show.

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  • Sep 04, 2009 11:27:35 PM CDT

    Titus05: not exactly

    by bytor

    It was shot on film. Now they're going to shoot it on digital HD video, which is cheaper, doesn't require all of the post, etc.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 1:01:36 AM CDT

    Last

    by busterrantcasey

    Just watched Epitaph one,
    that shit was insane!!!
    Way more excited about season 2,
    any chance we can get you to leak that ish?

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  • Sep 05, 2009 1:02:01 AM CDT

    Miracle Laurie

    by macready452

    The whole point was that she looked real on the show. You weren't supposed to know she was an active and "the look" was part of that surprise. Your narrow view (general use, no offense)is what they were playing off. They caught you looking at the birdie while they stole your wallet. That bit of casting was the best and most creative part of the show. The big titties were just icing on the cake. mmmmmmmmmmmtittie icing.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 1:03:45 AM CDT

    NickKicksAssTomorrow

    by hercules

    It was a rough cut without episode titles, but I hear Joss wrote it. Espenson is now running Caprica so she's gone, but Alien Nation has not yet gone to pilot and Tim Minear is still aboard Dollhouse; I think he writes 2.2.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 1:03:53 AM CDT

    plus

    by macready452

    MIracle will loose 20 pounds and then everyone will be back on here saying how many times they jerked off to her. I hope she doesn't though. I jerked off to her like a billion times as is. skeetskeetskeet!!!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 1:05:22 AM CDT

    Herc

    by macready452

    You monitor this shit like its your job...oh wait. Nice work.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 2:48:32 AM CDT

    In what crazy world is Beyonce not considered thin?

    by noquarter

    Jesus, get some perspective. Miracle Laurie absolutely does not need to lose 20 pounds, at least not from any reasonable health perspective.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 4:37:11 AM CDT

    sky and fox are owned

    by emeraldboy

    by the same company and the same man. so i thought sky would have picked this up. maybe they will. but. rte passed on samantha who. saying it was not good enough. they gave us the sub office like english class and the less said about that the better.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 9:35:05 AM CDT

    I just saw Epitaph One

    by maelstrom_zero

    And wow. I think it's hands down the best episode of the entire series. I was very blase about Dollhouse throughout its entire run (with the exception of 1 episode), but Epitaph One has finally made me care about the show. If anyone hasn't gotten around to watching it, you should. It really is as good as everyone's been saying it is.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 9:51:15 AM CDT

    BS

    by cobbio

    Fareal, your "facts" about Miracle Laurie aren't facts, they're your exuberantly self-centered opinions. You don't like her extra weight, fine. That's your view of her.
    But don't feed us your narcissistic "it's a fact of life" bullshit about her not being hot. Recognize that on this thread alone, your opinion is in the minority.
    Therefore it's not "a fact of life." It's an opinion.
    One that many of us, and I think across the country, would disagree with.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 10:24:53 AM CDT

    CAN I DOWNLOAD/STREAM EPITAPH 1 ONLINE?

    by ebixby

    links plz

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  • Sep 05, 2009 11:59:53 AM CDT

    epitaph one on DVD/BluRay

    by kaiser soze

    You can buy it or rent it, but it was never aired and Fox legal has attempted to keep it off the internet to protect sales/rental revenues...just rent the last disc in the season.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 2:56:48 PM CDT

    so if Mutant Enemy and Bad Robot fought....

    by rben

    who would win?

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  • Sep 05, 2009 3:01:00 PM CDT

    Digital video VS Film + epitaph link

    by angusthecow

    Most people don't know it but a lot of films have been making the jump from film to digital video, one of them was Star Wars episode 2, was one of the first ones to be done completely digital video after the disaster it was to film episode 1. Flyboys uses a digital camera Panavision's Genesis camera that mimicks almost to perfection film's dreamy look. Directors are trying to change from film to digital video and in a few years only purists will be using film, the process used to make film pollutes the environment greatly look it up, it is not called the silver screen for nothing, actual silver is used for the processing and it goes to rivers after its cooling process. Also digital video looks more sharp and had more detail, life like images, the truth the quality of the films depends on the director not the stock used to make the film.------ here is the link for the epitaph episode scroll down to the part it says "DESCARGA DIRECTA EN UN LINK" here - http://www.machacas.org/dollhouse-1x13-epitaph-one-vosubs-elink-torrent-descarga-directa

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  • Sep 05, 2009 4:44:26 PM CDT

    Mutant Enemy Would Win If The Fight Was Fair...

    by media messiah

    ...but, the game is fixed for Bad Robot to win, every time!!!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 4:50:00 PM CDT

    rben: Good question

    by buffywrestling

    I just had a flashback to the "Caveman vs Astronauts" arguement in Angel.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 6:14:09 PM CDT

    emeraldboy in the Uk it's on.....

    by sisterspooky

    The Sci-Fi (or SyFy?) channel, you'll probably can catch the season 2 of Dollhouse there too.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 6:37:21 PM CDT

    so it's been what, 3 days?

    by punto

    where's the torrent?

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  • Sep 05, 2009 7:02:35 PM CDT

    Yes, Fareal, please define how those are "facts"

    by tall_boy66

    You are stating opinion. Presenting it as fact. That's how the Holocaust happened. You don't wanna be responsible for the Holocaust, do you?

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  • Sep 05, 2009 7:04:21 PM CDT

    Also, why is Herc not ripping and seeding this?

    by tall_boy66

    Xvid format, 350 megs, upload to thepiratebay.org please. Or eztv.it That's where they call come from anyway. C'mon, fucker, you got a t-shirt, share the wealth. I'm not even asking for a t-shirt!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 7:45:21 PM CDT

    Also, why do all his fans call him "Joss"

    by tall_boy66

    Like they're on a first-name basis with him. It kinda creeps me out.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 8:20:47 PM CDT

    Tall_Boy66: Don't Worry...Joss Is A Stage Name

    by media messiah

    I forgot what his real name is...but Joss isn't it.

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  • Sep 05, 2009 8:25:51 PM CDT

    Joseph Hill "Joss" Whedon

    by media messiah

    So...as I always say, Joseph can really write his ass off!

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  • Sep 05, 2009 8:47:09 PM CDT

    Tall-boy

    by buffywrestling

    Why do fans of Sylvester Stallone call him Sly? Equally creepy, then?

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  • Sep 05, 2009 9:31:33 PM CDT

    angusthecow

    by macready452

    It was rumored at one time, I believe this was a project at Rochester Institute of Technology, located near Kodak, that you could scoop water out of the Genessee river and develop film in it due to all the excess dumped into the river.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 12:44:34 AM CDT

    CHUCK fans ready to make a deal

    by razorback

    DOLLHOUSE fans... we watch your show, you watch ours.... and we keep both on for a few more seasons. Deal? Good. Send your leader to me.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 1:07:12 AM CDT

    Chuck is better than Dollhouse

    by lockesbrokenleg

    but not by much.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 1:25:41 AM CDT

    There is only one broad on CHUCK

    by macready452

    the numbers just don't add up.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 3:55:20 AM CDT

    This is the problem...

    by buffywrestling

    Most Whedonites watch or have checked out "Chuck" [Adam Baldwin = Jayne]. Most Whedonites checked out or watched T:SCC [Summer Glau]. What it is: Both of your fandoms are experiencing the same growing pains that we felt during Buffy, Angel & Firefly. And now with Dollhouse.

    You are asking the wrong people to tune in because most of us already are. Therefore, you too will learn to deal with disappointment along with the rest of us.

    Genre TV is lucky; not kind.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 9:59:45 AM CDT

    Epitaph 1 upgrades the show completely!

    by ebixby

    If you haven't watched it, you should because it changes the focus of how huge the show could be in concept... Season one was like the tip of the iceberg, these broader concepts could actually be the back drop for some great scifi. I hope season 2 does better this year than season 1 did.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 1:33:01 PM CDT

    YO!!!! Ebixby and whoever else need links!!

    by busterrantcasey

    Go to Mininova for the Torrent, and just type in dollhouse, or to Stream check out Surfthechannel.com under D, But make sure you haven't watched anything off mega Video in a while, as they will cut you off for an hour once you've watched 74 mins,
    Enjoy!!!
    It was an awesome episode!!Best thing so far from that Series, i hope every season the do a "lost episode" that would kind of be Rad!!

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  • Sep 06, 2009 1:34:08 PM CDT

    Oh and Last....

    by busterrantcasey

  • Sep 06, 2009 1:43:52 PM CDT

    While I don't pray at the Church Of Whedon

    by asimovlives

    and i don't consider myself a fan as s uch, and i'm pretyy critical of his script for Alien Ressurection... that said, Josh Whedon is light-years ahead of that miserable over-rated worthless piece of shit Jar Jar Abrams media bitch. The world would do more with a few more Josh Whedons and less Jar Jar Fucking Shit Abrams.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 1:45:21 PM CDT

    There Are Three Main Women On Chuck

    by media messiah

    His would-be girlfriend/agent/protector, his best friends girlfriend...the asian girl, and his sister.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 1:56:53 PM CDT

    Chuck is Great, Dollhouse has potential

    by chromedome

    and if the Fox Suits can stay out of the script-effing business, Dollhouse will achieve its potential.But Chuck has Yvonne, so it will always have the edge. And NBC Suits, even though they are not brainiacs, know better than to put Chuck on Friday nights. Bonnie "I wanted a dog on BSG" Hammer really should move to Fox--she'll fit right in.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 2:00:28 PM CDT

    Fareal, the first one is a fact, the second one is an opinion

    by tall_boy66

    If you're stating opinion as fact, that means you burned babies in ovens you disgusting fucking Nazi. You make me sick.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 2:04:46 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, seek professional help

    by tall_boy66

    You are truly a fucking idiot considering NOBODY mentioned ANYTHING about Star Trek anywhere NEAR this thread, and you feel compelled to bring it up. Seriously, nobody finds the term "Jar Jar Abrams" witty or clever or even mildly amusing. You are a fucking degenerate retard who feels compelled to push your retardedness upon everyone in your vicinity. Why is that? Because you are a pathetic wretch of a broken man who desperately tries every single time to bring up your own petty, insane crusade. And. Nobody. Fucking. Listens. To. You. You sad little sack of crap.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 2:08:23 PM CDT

    Lockesbrokenleg: Chuck Is Better Than Dollhouse

    by media messiah

    That is because the stories and character interactions are more fluid and linear. Chuck knows who he is, his purpose, and mission, and we get to see him react to it...and care for him...and the people he cares about. Chuck falls in loves, and is forced to lie to, and sometimes betray, and hurt those whom he loves in order to protect them. That is the linear part of the show, and the story arc, that is missing from Dollhouse. We see Chuck hurt because of his circumstances...and we hurt for him...and we root for him because Chuck could be, and is, anyone of us, placed in the same odd situations...however, Echo is someone that we haven't been allowed to get to know, in order to better relate to her, fear for her, and root for her success. We can't feel her heartbreaks, because there are none. We can't root for her, because she has no enemies that we can root against--no, we instead try to get to know, and root for one of her new, and various, imprinted personalities weekly...who, in the end, are erased each time, and that is what undermines the storytelling on the show, and a chance for the audience to really form an emotional attachment to Echo as a person, and a singular personality. Remember when we see Echo, she is only a shell of a a woman, in fact, personality wise, she is a 5 year old, with no memory other than for her handlers, and fellow dolls??? We need a mature Echo, who can lead her own destiny, and make choices--someone who has her loves, her remembered, and ungoing foes...and a known purpose, a mission to live, fight, and perhaps, die for...as Chuck does. When Joss gives us that, should he give us that...then Dollhouse will eclipse Chuck, or at least, could? Until such a time as a clear effort is openly placed in that direction, to reveal Echo as a fully developed personality (with free will), it isn't going to happen. You have to give your audience a character that they can relate to, get to know, love, and root for!!!

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  • Sep 06, 2009 2:11:07 PM CDT

    Seriously, AsimovLives, what in the fuck goes through your head

    by tall_boy66

    AICN WRTIER: "hi there, this is an article on AICN about puppies!" You: "I am an overly verbose fucking moron and I feel compelled to say Jar Jar Abrams and Shit or Fuck Trek every single time." Dear Lord, do you actually think that anyone on the entire planet even agrees with you? A single solitary soul? The answer is simply no. No are alone in the universe. An insignificant dot on an insignificant on an insignificant dot in a cold and unforgiving universe. And you will always be wrong. For the rest of your sad little life. It'd make me laugh, if it weren't so pathetic. But I get a chuckle out of you anyway. Because you can't let go of your unfunny joke. God, you are all that is wrong with humanity and you don't deserve to even be allowed near other people / the internet / the human race at large. Anyone who feels insanely compelled to keep doing the exact same bit you've been doing for four months, like yourself, will never, EVER, have anyone even respect you as a human being. So, yeah, keep up the good fight AsimovLives, because even your talkback handle implies that you're a pretentious dipshit who knows nothing about anything even approaching what makes good cinema. And no one will ever love you. EVER.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 2:36:51 PM CDT

    and besides, the appropriate JarJar ref in a Dollhouse TB

    by chromedome

    is Pher Pher Brink.Like the center of mass, he is the Center Of Suckage for the show.He must go. And that right soon!Preferably in a violent, painful dismemberment, so that he cannot be brought back.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 7:19:19 PM CDT

    To see Epitath One

    by jdb1972

    Spend $2. Get it off iTunes. It costs half of what a piece of crap comic book does these days.

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  • Sep 06, 2009 9:24:19 PM CDT

    The difference is

    by macready452

    Miracle Laurie is on a show people watch

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  • Sep 06, 2009 10:13:12 PM CDT

    Defying Gravity continues not to suck like you said it did

    by jiblets

    Nyah nyah nyah.

    However, Dollhouse is what I hanker to see more than anything.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 12:23:48 AM CDT

    @jdb1972

    by drmorbius

    Actually, Epitaph 1 is $2.99 on iTunes.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 6:50:02 AM CDT

    And the average comic is what now, 4 bucks?

    by v'shael

    Epitaph One still wins on sheer entertainment alone.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 8:09:27 AM CDT

    Crappy quality S2.1 promo is out

    by buffywrestling

    http://tinyurl.com/mffwmt

    Bonus points for angry!Bamber though.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 9:04:09 AM CDT

    Thanks for that buffywrestling

    by v'shael

    Shame the episode hasn't leaked though.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 4:50:57 PM CDT

    Epitaph 1 TWOP recap

    by buffywrestling

    http://tinyurl.com/orwsnt

    Always a fun, snarky read. The whole show is there too, if you want to get caught up. Couch Baron is pretty fair too, pointing out the flaws as well as the good points.

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  • Sep 07, 2009 5:10:44 PM CDT

    The difference between Joss Whedon....

    by naughty

    and JJ Abrams, is Joss Whedon keeps his show Dollhouse in the US, adds Alexis Denisof, and other performers who can actually act for season 2.
    JJ Abrams moves his show Fringe to Canada, gets rid of Kirk Acevedo after a couple of season 2 episodes, and replaces him with I-can't-act-worth-shit Miss Big Freckle Boobies!

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  • Sep 07, 2009 5:27:20 PM CDT

    Who replaced Acevedo?

    by v'shael

  • Sep 08, 2009 9:13:09 AM CDT

    Media Messiah - great points

    by razorback

    While I will be watching DOLLHOUSE, it does lack (in the same way CASTLE does) in not making me deeply care about the characters, like I do with CHUCK. But then I guess that is why CHUCK has the rabid fan base, because people do care so much.

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  • Sep 09, 2009 1:07:08 AM CDT

    Razorback: Thank You Razorback!!!

    by media messiah

    I love Joss Whedon!!! By example--meaning, by watching his numerous TV series...and film work, etc., he taught me much about writing, especially in the context of developing a continuous story arc--and how to write the interpersonal relationships that populate, and charge...any amazing story arc, or arcs. Why he has pulled away from this, his most wonderful gift...as a writer, in regard to "Dollhouse", I don't know...but it is desperately needed here, so that we, the viewers, can vicariously live through the lead character, or characters (entry point characters),...in order to allow us to walk in their shoes, and empathize with them...and their metaphoric personal wars, pain, fears, loves, setbacks, happiness, and triumphs--something...that makes them, those sufferings, and blessings, our own, and in that way, we can better bond with the character(s)...and the story arc, therein--as they build, and evolve, with, and to, an organtic crescendo. As I said, previously--to accomplish that task, we must be given a lead character...someone who we can follow, and get to know better..., week to week, episode to episode, just as we may with a new friend, or lover in real life--whom we can champion, and...whom work to champion us, indirectly...or whom, we feel akin to. Dollhouse has yet to give us that? Yes...we know the indifferent characters, the A-moral Dollhouse staff, but since they are indifferent, we can't really care about them...to involve...and invest ourselves emotionally...in their fates. And of course, there is Echo, a character...who is very much a Doll alright--but with no stationary personality, that being, one of substance, that we can meet, and get to know...beyond seeing her as a cypher for programmed personalities to possess--personalities, which come and go, with every episode, while failing to inform us of the most important question here--that being: Who is Echo--and what does she know, feel, want, demand, and need??? What is her interior purpose--that which gives life to something deeper, and beyond her outer shell??? This, being something...that we can only know, and experience, by being allowed to know her mind, soul, and inner voice--or at least, being led to believe that we know these things, before Joss Whedon hits us with one of his famous character, and story, sucker punch twists.

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  • Sep 09, 2009 2:20:06 PM CDT

    Some people have nothing but hate to offer

    by fuzzylumpkins

  • Sep 09, 2009 4:40:45 PM CDT

    Alexis Denisof

    by skimn

    Did Alyson threaten him to get a steady job, or else?

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  • Sep 09, 2009 10:21:09 PM CDT

    Herc, Seriously Dude, Is Everything Okay With You?

    by the_first_rule_of_fight_club

    has some terrible tragedy occurred? are you down about something? why else would you be so obsessed with a show that sucks so hard? i mean, the ratio of your obsession with this piece of shit compared to its actual quality is, like, 1,000,000,000 to 1. you do realize this will get cancelled by midseason, right? anyway, dude, feel better and get happier soon.

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  • Sep 11, 2009 1:17:22 AM CDT

    Empty Dolls, Epitaph One & Some Actual Facts

    by five_x_five

    @MEDIA MESSIAH (and others in the “Chuck makes you care more” camp)—perhaps reading the article at http://tv.ign.com/articles/101/1010023p1.html about the upcoming season will put to rest some of your worries about the direction of the show and Echo’s lack of substance, so to speak.

    @”EPITAPH ONE changed everything for me” people—you didn’t pick up on the “this could have dire consequences” thread before THAT?! what do you think Ballard has been talking about this whole time? it wasn’t ALL about his obsession with Caroline, really! and if that was all too subtle, then Haunted was your clue. keep up! especially all the Whedonites out there. you really should know how it works by now!

    @MIRACLE HATERS—“a size 0 is the new 2” and it is shameful because 2 used to be a 4 and 4 used to be a 6, etc. even Eliza admits she's lost some of her luscious booty since the BVS days (does not like it!) and she is tiny tiny (5’5”, 105lbs.) to begin with. the real world and real women are not represented in Hollywood and it results in men with unrealistic expectations of women and women with eating disorders and f’d up self esteem. btdubbs, Christina Hendricks (5’8”, weight un-locatable) was put on TV by JOSS WHEDON beginning in 2000; Angel S1E15, Firefly E6&11 (and you can see her topless with a little side-titty action in E6 Our Mrs. Reynolds—you’re welcome). are you guys going to start ripping on Amber Benson now too? she doesn’t even have big jugs, god forbid. Miracle is 5’9” and 145lbs. that is so exactly healthy! don’t believe me? want some facts? use a bmi calculator http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm ! don’t make me play the Marilyn Monroe card (5’5.5”, 120lbs.)!!!

    okay, I feel a little better now *whew*

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  • Sep 12, 2009 1:40:37 AM CDT

    5x5

    by quin the eskimo

    Doing all right there?

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  • Sep 17, 2009 11:15:46 PM CDT

    Shame to not continue "Epitaph"

    by thewizardofoz

    It's the episode people are most fond of. It gave the show a great direction to head towards. Big mistake not to keep that storyline going simultaneously.
    Still, lookin' forward to it!

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  • Sep 18, 2009 9:06:32 AM CDT

    I just don't see what is so Special About Chuck

    by what the duck

    i gave it a few episodes and i just don't get it. that lead actor is such a douche-bag!

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  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

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