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Mastodon by FatCharlie	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:12:14 PM
Hmm.... by jabbayoda	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:12:28 PM
First! by Johnno	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:12:34 PM
crap... by crashcow	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:13:11 PM
Damn, not first! by Johnno	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:13:16 PM
More kick ass than Kick ass. by hallmitchell	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:13:19 PM
How about a Clint Eastwood cameo by hallmitchell	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:13:43 PM
Harry.... by Clervel	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:13:55 PM
WILD WILD WEST (METAL REMIX) by Mullah Omar	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:14:23 PM
Mastdon haven't been good for awhile. by gnarwhal_evan	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:14:33 PM
Ha by FatCharlie	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:14:50 PM
Huh? This isn't awesome news. by ChezKing	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:15:26 PM
gnarwhal_evan by FatCharlie	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:16:20 PM
The script supposedly blows. by Barrock	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:16:24 PM
I'm really not sure about this... by The Ringwraith	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:16:38 PM
FatCharlie - "Crack" is better than "Mountain" by gnarwhal_evan	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:21:21 PM
Harry... you are the weakest writer here... by Fah-Cue	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:21:40 PM
*MUCH is true... by gnarwhal_evan	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:21:48 PM
Mastadon is shit,,2112...why would you say that. by Clervel	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:22:27 PM
Platoon. by Clervel	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:25:03 PM
mastodon rules by smutpeddlar999	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:27:22 PM
Never heard of them... by Paul T. Ryan	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:28:17 PM
gnarwhal_evan by FatCharlie	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:28:43 PM
by FatCharlie	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:29:26 PM
Harry feel like me by Clervel	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:29:54 PM
Sooooo, it'll sound like every other film by kikuchiyoboy	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:30:03 PM
FatCharlie by Clervel	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:31:59 PM
Clervel by FatCharlie	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:35:21 PM
Are people really excited about this film? by 3D-Man	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:40:52 PM
Sweet! by Omar B	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:43:12 PM
Wow, that's cool! by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:47:19 PM
Bring back Tangerine Dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Monkeybrains	Sep 2nd, 2009 10:52:40 PM
Who? Yawn I Go Poop Now... by Frodo T. Baggins	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:00:55 PM
Pretty damn cool.. by DigitalBeachWar	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:13:12 PM
AICN reacts to everything like a 12 year old school girl by Scapulawings	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:14:45 PM
PS by DigitalBeachWar	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:17:09 PM
2112 by LeeVanQueef	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:17:21 PM
Scapula... by DigitalBeachWar	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:20:57 PM
queef by logicalnoise01	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:21:12 PM
The only by TheHumanBeingAndFish	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:26:41 PM
AKIVA "BATMAN AND ROBIN" GOLDSMAN by ZZZARDOZZZ	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:35:00 PM
had my hopes up for a second there by Blamerandymazzuca	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:35:54 PM
had my hopes up for a second there by Blamerandymazzuca	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:35:57 PM
COMPLETE SUCKAGE by lalalandlovechild	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:39:06 PM
Actually, Satan's mighty balls are warm. by No Respectable Gentleman	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:39:57 PM
wow omg awesome nooz doodz!!111! !!! !! by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:41:31 PM
Daft Punk doing Tron2? by StrokerX	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:42:22 PM
NO BOONDOCK SAINTS II? by GLENNTROPOLIS	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:44:07 PM
This is just as awesome as Buckethead scoring Ghost On Mars! by Series7	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:47:33 PM
boondock saints II by Blamerandymazzuca	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:47:53 PM
I can't believe i clicked this by A-COD	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:48:01 PM
Isn't Daft Punk by Series7	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:48:30 PM
Mastodon by Harold-Sherbort	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:48:38 PM
Boondock Saints... by Harold-Sherbort	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:49:28 PM
and here i was expecting something totally wicked by therealrockinrolla	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:53:18 PM
Harry, you are one happy motherfucker! by YackBacker	Sep 2nd, 2009 11:56:51 PM
fuck this link...thought it was something bad ass...not Mastadon by Gungan Slayer	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:08:08 AM
Umm.. Harry, that's great news (that's a month old) by farkistan	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:08:27 AM
Why does Jonah Hex = Metal or Prog Rock? by cymbalta4thedevil	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:12:43 AM
dont know whats worse by Blamerandymazzuca	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:19:57 AM
I don't even know who they are? by lockesbrokenleg	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:20:36 AM
Brann Dailor is the shit by MacReady452	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:24:35 AM
Harry, when you see Dethklok and Mastadon by firewhale	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:30:50 AM
NO U R GAY AND FAGIT!!1 by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:39:20 AM
Mastodon by Berserkr	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:51:18 AM
Boondock Saints 2 trailer.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:01:48 AM
i think by Blamerandymazzuca	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:05:50 AM
Holy Fuck! A shitty day just got improved by safeinheavendead	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:11:00 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by ganymede3010	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:11:29 AM
Masta who? by ToMonicker	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:19:21 AM
And Satan's Balls! by ToMonicker	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:20:44 AM
That's cool news? Get a fucking grip by Brody77	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:57:17 AM
Mastodon are off the boil these days... by BiggusDickus	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:12:05 AM
Why? Huh? And What? by Pitofbenders	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:12:17 AM
Anal with Clint Eastwood on his snakey bush? by TakingScorpiosCalls	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:23:12 AM
Harry likes Satan's Balls by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:23:59 AM
Not a bad choice but would prefer Unsane by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:41:33 AM
Strangely by mighty boosh	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:48:56 AM
Where is the "cool news" section of AICN? by Mr Spork	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:57:26 AM
mighty boosh by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:00:42 AM
Mr Spork by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:02:01 AM
Dont know what to think about this... by wowsah156	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:10:45 AM
im with mr spork by Blamerandymazzuca	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:14:24 AM
VNV Nation would've been a better choice by Dingbatty	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:22:01 AM
Great News by Aftermath1349	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:23:10 AM
Blamerandymazzuca by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:40:54 AM
Blamerandymazzuca also by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:50:34 AM
Masta who? by masteryoda007	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:53:44 AM
Masta who? by masteryoda007	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:53:45 AM
Re: JONAH HEX by ArmageddonProductions	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:08:49 AM
ok Armageddon by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:14:56 AM
DigitalBeachWar by Scapulawings	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:23:52 AM
Scapulawings by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:26:01 AM
if of course you were being ironic, Scapulawings by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:28:37 AM
Very cool... by LastOfTheV8Interceptors	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:51:44 AM
..and I don't know... by LastOfTheV8Interceptors	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:56:51 AM
Metal sucks... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:27:27 AM
Didn't you hear? Rock's dead.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:04:54 AM
It died along time ago. And it's not coming back. by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:06:18 AM
This title is one of the most pathetic atempt at coo by AsimovLives	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:27:44 AM
Very good sir by Tapeworm2042	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:30:10 AM
It's all relative by The StarWolf	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:44:45 AM
Dethlok is real now? by Bouncy X	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:47:31 AM
cymbalta4thedevil is right by kevinwillis.net	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:09:17 AM
Heavy metal for a western by AsimovLives	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:20:51 AM
AWESOME NEWS! Now if Mermaider was a movie... by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:28:47 AM
More bands to score movies please! by Shpadoinkle	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:30:05 AM
Wow, the power of music . . . by Nice Marmot	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:36:09 AM
Best metal band of the past 10 years by Cysquatch	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:44:16 AM
Ry Cooder or Lionel Young by BlankGeneration	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:45:23 AM
I would have never pegged Harry as a Mastdon fan by Cysquatch	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:45:35 AM
Nice Marmot.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:47:48 AM
Other heavy stuff Harry's into.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:50:12 AM
Say nay to naysayers by Tapeworm2042	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:51:14 AM
Boondock Saints 2 Trailer, Here You GO! by loserguy3000	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:51:49 AM
For real, loserguy.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:53:27 AM
Yes, but will it have blue smurfs ? by Se7en	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:53:47 AM
and is Mickey in it ? by Se7en	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:54:20 AM
'Se7en' was a good movie. by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:56:25 AM
snakey bush? by Logan_1973	Sep 3rd, 2009 08:38:26 AM
i hope a choir of dead vikings are scoring thor. by alice 13	Sep 3rd, 2009 08:49:30 AM
cheyne_stoking_DMS what's so cool about that? by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:00:33 AM
This film CAN't be worth a fuck... by REVENGE_of_FETT	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:07:27 AM
From what I've seen that documentary... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:07:52 AM
cheyne_stoking_DMS yeah he talks a good movie by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:12:06 AM
REVENGE_of_FETT in case you haven't noticed by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:14:29 AM
Come to think about it..... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:16:07 AM
cheyne_stoking_DMS from all accounts though by Talkbacker with no name	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:19:44 AM
just youtube'd mastadon by DanboJohnJ	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:24:37 AM
WORKHORSE is their only great track by LightninBolt	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:35:06 AM
"Live for metal" by LightninBolt	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:36:27 AM
And it's CHAMPING at the bit... by Vlad the Inhaler	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:45:59 AM
Boondock 2 trailer by Series7	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:52:03 AM
I need a beer. by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:56:22 AM
What do you motherfuckers drink? by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:57:12 AM
I saw "Satan's Mighty Balls" open up for Motley Crue by ZombieHeathLedger	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:57:19 AM
Emperor Joseph II says by IAmLegolas	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:57:51 AM
Who the fuck is Mastodon? by Lucasblows	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:00:56 AM
talbacker above me, Mastodon is.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:06:32 AM
DanboJohnJ... by Shpadoinkle	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:07:21 AM
Opeth could do a great score by classyfredblassy	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:11:39 AM
I guess the only metal... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:14:13 AM
Now I'm just waiting.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:19:58 AM
Iron Maiden by Shpadoinkle	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:20:46 AM
BOONDOCK SAINTS IS ONE OF THE WORST FILMS OF ALL TIME by RedHorseVector	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:24:52 AM
If you truly consider it one of the worst.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:31:31 AM
ONE OF THE WORST MAINSTREAM FILMS OF ALL TIME by RedHorseVector	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:33:49 AM
Most. Overblown. Headline. Ever. by savagedave	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:35:37 AM
Whatever, I'm just glad the score isn't... by PessimusGrime	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:37:22 AM
I wonder what people thought... by KelseysNuts	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:46:58 AM
Medusa's slithering snakey bush VS. Chocalate pussy juice by future help	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:07:07 AM
Earth should have scored the film. by rbatty024	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:12:21 AM
Harry made a funny! by spiceybiscuit	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:14:42 AM
BETTER OFF WITH... by johnnyrandom	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:20:45 AM
HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE CRITICIZE MASTODON?!?!?!?! by dr sauch	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:29:31 AM
horrendous news by leagueofone	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:31:56 AM
If you've listened to the band DEATH... by IAmLegolas	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:35:55 AM
I thought you said this was COOL news! >:( by TheGhostWhoLurks	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:37:27 AM
Harry we love you but you need help by NoQuarter	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:37:54 AM
Clint Eastwood Should've been Jonah Hex by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:40:39 AM
MASTODON: LET ME GUESS... by uberman	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:46:43 AM
Mastodon's drummer is a Drumgod... by Cellar Door	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:50:40 AM
Uberman.... by Cellar Door	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:58:13 AM
Get this one, get that one.... by SubliminalJones	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:03:48 PM
Uberman... yeah kinda you're close, but... by 3D-Man	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:28:52 PM
alice 13, you crack me up. by Nice Marmot	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:30:46 PM
WTF HARRY??!! by benlinus	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:32:44 PM
Mastodon is a fuckin' great metalband by Madcapper	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:34:21 PM
$40 a ticket... by bernard	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:39:04 PM
Ohhhh, I just came in my pants by strosmer	Sep 3rd, 2009 12:44:39 PM
by berserkrl	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:09:44 PM
Wake me when SLIPKNOT does the fuckin' tunes... by BurnHollywood	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:10:44 PM
Except SLIPKNOT STINKS by Quin the Eskimo	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:24:18 PM
A metal band I've never heard of scoring a film of a comic-book by StarWarsRedux	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:24:36 PM
LORD OF THE RINGS would have been better... by Prof_Ender	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:26:27 PM
Where The Fuck Are The Gamer Reviews by MANZILLA	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:28:32 PM
An incoherent Metal band... by BurnHollywood	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:30:22 PM
Um... wow? by GreatWhiteNoise	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:34:39 PM
Burnh - by Quin the Eskimo	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:38:10 PM
New Mastodon sounds like Genesis to me by the Green Gargantua	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:46:41 PM
it could work by Genre_Baby	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:47:11 PM
Quin the Eskimo by BurnHollywood	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:53:50 PM
Metal Gods??? by Urge to Kill	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:54:53 PM
Wow by garybuseys_incisors	Sep 3rd, 2009 01:58:27 PM
Cool by Thunderbolt Ross	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:02:08 PM
No offense taken, BH is so clever - what with his fucking my mo by Quin the Eskimo	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:02:48 PM
And show me the woman who LETS by Quin the Eskimo	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:08:39 PM
So, there is going to be a soundtrack on this movie.... by jimbojones123	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:11:59 PM
Not my cup o' tea. by Specktron	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:16:54 PM
Mastodons are Extinct! by DrMorbius	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:34:42 PM
Mastedon is a Christian band. by Balcony Fool	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:41:19 PM
Talkbacker with no name by Scapulawings	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:45:32 PM
Slipknot is a fucking gimmick.... by cheyne_stoking_DMS	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:48:00 PM
Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength----- by SubliminalJones	Sep 3rd, 2009 02:56:23 PM
Dethklok live? by Django The Bastard	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:06:12 PM
Today has certainly been AintItBoringNews.com by ninpobugei	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:23:03 PM
Sounds kind of ... by Phategod2	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:30:17 PM
Masterdon??? by wolvesbear	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:34:23 PM
Not even worth a comment by jaysin420	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:47:07 PM
Never touch My balls. Freak. by Mr_Satan	Sep 3rd, 2009 03:52:23 PM
Don't EVEN fuck with my Slipknot! by REVENGE_of_FETT	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:08:14 PM
MASTODON!!!! by th3480	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:11:20 PM
my hopes of enjoying this film just dropped to zero by smackfu	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:12:10 PM
Re: Talkbacker with no name by ArmageddonProductions	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:25:04 PM
Re: Metal by ArmageddonProductions	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:31:55 PM
Did you bring your baby? by TheContinentalOp	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:52:31 PM
HEY HARRY!!! by th3480	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:54:26 PM
REVENGE_of_FETT listens to Insane Clown Posse too by the Green Gargantua	Sep 3rd, 2009 04:55:34 PM
Hmmmmmm... by MacReady452	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:03:59 PM
There Will Be Blood by MacReady452	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:11:38 PM
Geeks like metal??? by SenatorJeffersonSmith	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:15:12 PM
Mastodon?? by turnbullAC	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:21:42 PM
oh my bad by turnbullAC	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:28:23 PM
With a title like that... by Lucasblows	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:29:45 PM
Lol..Mastadon sucks so bad..hahha by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Sep 3rd, 2009 05:31:41 PM
megan fox plus Mastodon plus josh brolin by Mr.LordBronco	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:26:04 PM
Oh yeah-OTEP is Generation Y's Kurt Cobain... by Mr.LordBronco	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:28:33 PM
Metalocalypse = instant channel change by RockMSockM	Sep 3rd, 2009 06:31:27 PM
OH GOD NOT MORE MIND-MELTINGLY AWESOME JONAH HEX NEWS by BringingSexyBack	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:10:34 PM
WHAT'S A MASTODON? by BringingSexyBack	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:11:44 PM
Sure, Mastodon scoring a film is cool, but... by radiostardust	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:33:54 PM
MIND-MELTINGLY AWESOME JONAH HEX NEWS by finky089	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:52:52 PM
Lucasblows by finky089	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:55:15 PM
Not awesome news?!?! by BlueHawaiiSurfer	Sep 3rd, 2009 07:57:17 PM
That headline makes no sense. by LoneGun	Sep 3rd, 2009 08:54:19 PM
Megan Fox is the hottest old west whore since by Meadowe	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:12:26 PM
Bait and Switch by BackwardGalaxy	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:22:35 PM
Green Gargantua by fatjesuschrysler	Sep 3rd, 2009 09:44:28 PM
Uberman's IQ is lower than 100, hence his post. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:01:36 PM
fatjesuschrysler! Best show ever. by the Green Gargantua	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:32:24 PM
What the? by force_fed	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:32:52 PM
!ONLY ONE BAND CAN SCORE THOR by the Green Gargantua	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:38:03 PM
I bet Harry's been "Masto'd" on. by The Dark Shite	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:40:43 PM
'Jonah Hex' is going to suck, and yet... by johnny_utah69	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:49:15 PM
It must be slow movie season by jackofhearts29	Sep 3rd, 2009 10:56:39 PM
Metal in action movies = EPIC FAIL by Nasty In The Pasty	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:02:03 PM
It's never been done before so lets not do it. by MacReady452	Sep 3rd, 2009 11:57:05 PM
I've just been inspired to dread ever seeing (hearing) this thin by The_Genteel_Gentile	Sep 4th, 2009 12:13:52 AM
WORST.IDEA.EVER by m_prevette	Sep 4th, 2009 12:18:01 AM
Masterdon coolness != Daft Punk coolness by mistergreen	Sep 4th, 2009 12:28:57 AM
STEREOTYPICAL EVIL ARCHER by uberman	Sep 4th, 2009 01:44:09 AM
Should be Pig Destroyer instead by timothyarcher	Sep 4th, 2009 03:02:36 AM
Yeah.. quite the pick.. by Obi-Have	Sep 4th, 2009 05:47:25 AM
Sniff.. Sniff... by Dead_Geek	Sep 4th, 2009 06:50:01 AM
wow UBERMAN, you are really an intellectual powerhouse. by dr sauch	Sep 4th, 2009 06:53:57 AM
OH MY GOD, UBERMAN LIKES HAIR METAL HAHAHA! by dr sauch	Sep 4th, 2009 06:58:28 AM
Uberman's Flacid Intellect by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 4th, 2009 07:35:00 AM
You know, the Mastodon guys are pretty literate. by rev_skarekroe	Sep 4th, 2009 08:39:56 AM
Insane Clown Posse SUCKS DICK! by REVENGE_of_FETT	Sep 4th, 2009 09:07:40 AM
Yeah Mastodon are not stupid people by Thunderbolt Ross	Sep 4th, 2009 09:16:33 AM
The only band capable of scoring Tron 2... by Hint_of_Smegma	Sep 4th, 2009 10:26:23 AM
Tangerine Dream does seem to fit alot better... by CGIh8r	Sep 4th, 2009 11:39:27 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Mastodon uses some orchestral segues by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 4th, 2009 11:43:59 AM
ISIS and PELICAN should write film scores. by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Sep 4th, 2009 11:52:25 AM
I love it when by donduck	Sep 4th, 2009 12:20:19 PM
Hint_of_Smegma intended to write Wendy Carlos by the Green Gargantua	Sep 4th, 2009 01:11:44 PM
Reg: ISIS AND PELICAN, yea as long as they dont perform live by the Green Gargantua	Sep 4th, 2009 01:17:46 PM
REVENGE_of_FETT dude, Lemmy do you a favor. by the Green Gargantua	Sep 4th, 2009 01:38:17 PM
Son, I was moshing to "real metal" when.. by REVENGE_of_FETT	Sep 4th, 2009 02:55:16 PM
No, Ennio Morricone scoring the film would be cool. by SpyGuy	Sep 4th, 2009 02:57:47 PM
I agree something like Morricone.... by REVENGE_of_FETT	Sep 4th, 2009 04:19:23 PM
How to tell someone knows SHIT about music... by Berserkr	Sep 4th, 2009 04:25:55 PM
Mastodon are a bunch of acid-heads!!! Of course they are thinkin by Mr.LordBronco	Sep 4th, 2009 04:26:34 PM
by Berserkr	Sep 4th, 2009 04:26:40 PM
I mean by Berserkr	Sep 4th, 2009 04:27:53 PM
Music douchebags by nostairway	Sep 4th, 2009 05:17:34 PM
Berserkr by gotilk	Sep 4th, 2009 05:33:56 PM
gotilk by Berserkr	Sep 4th, 2009 06:17:40 PM
What? KAMELOT was too busy they got Mastodon? by Monkey_King	Sep 4th, 2009 07:52:11 PM
Why did I think you were 12? by the Green Gargantua	Sep 4th, 2009 07:53:09 PM
And those are supposed to be new Death Metal bands?? by the Green Gargantua	Sep 4th, 2009 07:57:09 PM
Iron Maiden by MacReady452	Sep 4th, 2009 08:17:47 PM
WAs I SUPPOSED to list new death metal bands? by REVENGE_of_FETT	Sep 4th, 2009 10:07:04 PM
Thunderbolt Ross by MacReady452	Sep 4th, 2009 10:32:15 PM
GET TODAY IS THE DAY... by johnnyrandom	Sep 5th, 2009 08:33:16 AM
MacReady452 by Thunderbolt Ross	Sep 5th, 2009 11:15:01 AM
Everyone who hasn't already by IForgotAbout19	Sep 5th, 2009 12:31:59 PM
MacReady452: I was totally worth watching. by the Green Gargantua	Sep 5th, 2009 12:32:13 PM
P.S. by IForgotAbout19	Sep 5th, 2009 12:32:49 PM
REVENGE_of_FETT! Wait, I did not convince you I was in Vietnam? by the Green Gargantua	Sep 5th, 2009 12:36:35 PM
IForgotAbout19 Listen to LEVIATHAN by the Green Gargantua	Sep 5th, 2009 01:14:35 PM
Jonah Hex is gonna be bad ass by Lincoln_Hawk	Sep 5th, 2009 02:38:46 PM
hmmmmm by Drunkard_Chicken	Sep 5th, 2009 03:39:33 PM
IForgotAbout19 by Thunderbolt Ross	Sep 5th, 2009 07:01:25 PM
How do people not know Mastodon? by solanine	Sep 5th, 2009 08:29:09 PM
the Green Gargantua by MacReady452	Sep 5th, 2009 09:04:57 PM
Thunderbolt Ross by MacReady452	Sep 5th, 2009 09:11:28 PM
A metal score? by Subtitles_Off	Sep 5th, 2009 10:43:53 PM
Not so sure this is a good idea... by BV	Sep 6th, 2009 01:34:17 AM
MASTODON AND MY DICK by HideousSecretion	Sep 6th, 2009 02:21:55 AM
Just saw Mastodon recently by MadFuckingMax	Sep 6th, 2009 08:57:55 AM
I may be wrong, but I think people may have the wrong idea by solanine	Sep 6th, 2009 10:24:34 AM
solanine by Thunderbolt Ross	Sep 6th, 2009 12:14:40 PM
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Mastadon is NOT scoring this by m_prevette	Sep 7th, 2009 08:53:45 AM
So Upsetting by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 12:51:48 PM
Hypocricy by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 12:56:12 PM
What supernatural western JONAH HEX Should Sound Like by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 12:57:18 PM
What supernatural western JONAH HEX Will Sound Like by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 12:58:24 PM
What JONAH HEX's dialogue should sound like ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 01:09:26 PM
What JONAH HEX's dialogue WILL sound like ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 01:11:42 PM
How Much Hardcore Violence JONAH HEX Should Have by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 01:21:52 PM
How Much Hardcore Violence JONAH HEX Will Have by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Sep 7th, 2009 01:23:25 PM
I just can't get into Heavy Metal by liesandpicturesofalsolies	Sep 8th, 2009 05:31:03 AM
liesandpicturesofalsolies does not like Metal or Megan Fox by the Green Gargantua	Sep 8th, 2009 01:55:05 PM
Metal and Megan Fox by liesandpicturesofalsolies	Sep 8th, 2009 02:21:45 PM
I too, but I worship METAL and wield a raging sex drive by the Green Gargantua	Sep 8th, 2009 03:17:18 PM
Enjoy your 80s Green Gargantua. by liesandpicturesofalsolies	Sep 8th, 2009 10:30:25 PM
Jonah Hex is underrated by deelzbub	Sep 13th, 2009 03:55:12 PM
Well With Josh Brolin Playing The Lead In Jonah Hex by Red Dawn Don	Sep 15th, 2009 08:09:06 PM

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