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UK Readers!! Find Out Who'll Receive A Copy Of OUTLANDER On Blu-Ray!!
Merrick here...
Last week, we announced a giveaway for one (1) Blu-Ray copy of OUTLANDER - released this week in the UK (details HERE).
The recipient is...
John Revie of Glasgow
The mission was to e-mail at/or closest to our pre-selected mystery time. The pre-selected winning time was 12:01 PM CST USA on Thursday August 27; John wrote in at 12:03 PM CST USA on that day.
Congratulations, John. The Powers That Be have been notified of your victory and your disc should be in motion shortly. Enjoy the movie!
Congratulations, John. The Powers That Be have been notified of your victory and your disc should be in motion shortly. Enjoy the movie!
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Congrats!
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I'm from Glasgow. But I'm not John Revie.
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Yeeeehaaaar!!!
I won something on AICN.
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There's more then me who visits this site and live in Glasgow!
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1. Put down the deep fried Mars bar.
2. Sober up long enough to be awake when the postman comes a'knocking. 3. Make sure you're wearing something other than your string vest when the postman does show up, to avoid him running in disgust/fear without dropping off your parcel. 4. Unwrap parcel, take DVD to nearest pub and flog it for the price of a jug of turpentine. Hope all that helps. -
scotland no longer wants to be part of the uk, ergo the contest should be voided and a proper brit like myself should be the recipient ( and i need a blu ray player to play it on)
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I've already got Highlander and Zoolander. Just needed that one to complete the set.
And a blu-ray (was he not an early Green Lantern villain?)
Effin' weegies. Chocolate Tempura and radioactive buildings.
That's one of the main reasons I didn't enter.
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You forget that the postie will be so used to this site that he will have become immune, and will probably be wearing a string vest AND chewing on a DFMB (yum btw) whilst delivering.
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"even if Scotland does become Independent, we would still be considered Brits" Rangers supporter huh
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...with all the misery and failure that that entails
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Why wouldn't you consider yourself a Brit? As Scot's we're obviously (and quite rightly) patriotic, but there's nothing wrong with being British or part of the UK.
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is the name of the entire island regardless of what individual countries exist with in it. Now the United Kingdom is something entirely different and is what you should be against. Assuming that you're a racist Scot.
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Next week, win your very own copy of "In the Name of the King!"
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Because if he doesn't, he's not a Scot himself, more likely an imported worker from elsewhere in the Union capable of reading addresses and being up without a headache before 1pm. And so therefore likely to run screaming, as any sane person would.
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Motherfuckers. It's great.
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"Assuming that you're a racist Scot" thats rather harsh is it not???? (PS Brisish is not a "race") I have no problem with anyone viewing themselves as british or otherwise. The Rangers comment is tongue in cheek. The question itself is a matter of your own personal identity and I consider my own identity as Scottish not British.
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What the fuck has any of this got to do with Outlander? Or are you all trying to embarrass the British / Scottish / Welsh / Cornish people with your bickering?
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Whinging is what we do. That, and queueing. If we can combine both, it's a good day. I'm actually surprised that none of our friends from across the pond have come on heres protesting against awarding anything to a Scot, considering the current climate! Having said that, every time an AICN headline is targeted at Brits, watch in awe as absolutely no one else clicks on it ;)
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Oddly enough your comments only gave me a craving for a Cornish Pastie.
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No thanks to any of the Bigot Brothers thank you. Inverness is the team for me, we're small and we are shite - just how I like it. My comment regarding Brits is because of the Island. I consider myself Scottish, and the only sport I would ever represent England in would be the Cricket. I always said that if I was at the Olympics and won a Gold, I would stand on the podium and sing Flower of Scotland regardless of the music. We should embrace the Scottish-ness. For it is great, and it is grand. And we are absolutly the best at glorious failure!
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Hi Folks
My prize arrived today, I'll watch it as soon as I get a chance.
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This is now our new home until we get a new twitch. So, douchebags, bow down before the glory of OUTLANDER.
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I'm still pissed at you fucking mouthbreathers (yes, you harry- "best independent film I saw last year") not giving this film the push it obviously needed. Any cocksucker with a bad word to say about this gloriously stupid genre film will be on the receiving end of a samurai monkey/ flying possum driven pencil jihad. Curse you all.
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51 posts may be a bit beyond me.
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fact
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as opposed to hurricant? That was meant to be Hurricane, obviously.
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44 posts left. Suppose this will be hard.
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it wasn't there last night. I'm really pleased, because then I can write up the epic Basket Case trilogy.
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obviously. Really, really funny example of a bad movie.
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until I see Frankenhooker. Not to mention yo-yo cop girl. Which sounds like genius.
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is about a cop that is a master with the yo yo of death who must infiltrate a cell of crack terrorist lesbians. Mind you, I thought "Teenage Hooker Becomes Killing Machine" was guaranteed gold. And it wasn't.
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that Chicken Chow Mein Hulk cacks all over Stripey Jumper & Onions Hulk from a dizzying height.
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Why? You like your big green monosyllabic behemoth to look like a constipated chinaman and have daddy issues?
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the mighty Maine Road FC are playing Glossop North End. Need to get back to winning ways.Pre-match drink has been called off, though. Bah!
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Constipated Chinaman Hulk has got an exploding toad at the start. The Eifel Hulk has not.China 1, France 0.
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that would be daft.
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That little town half way across the snake? Christ, that place is inbred. Every winter it gets cut off.
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Pwawn Cwacker Hulk says nothing, but Banner gets a load of sub-par wannabe Euripedean crap to spout about "angry, but I like it"
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Huzzah. Le Hulk scores an early equalizer. Do you give a fuck about tomorrow's match?
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When Eric Banana changes into the Hulk he adopts a spectacular "I'm passing a massive concrete turd" face.
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gets to fight a big monster. Chopsticks Hulk fights a vague cloud thingy. Oh, and a poodle.
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I do not consider that to be a good thing.
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but luckily it's a home game so it's a short walk up the road.
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Nah, could not care less. Bollocks to 'em, bunch of overpaid, overrated tarts.
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Fucking used to hate driving across the snake. It shuts every winter because it's lethal. That's the road where the one armed cunt in def leppard lost his arm
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is CGI at its finest.
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then I'm leading the lynch mob. How's Qatar City then? think you'll crack the "big four" (cunts).
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I presume you mean "most laughably inept and lame".
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Top 6, maybe. I was a bit surprised to see a full strength side out in the Carling Cup.Hughes must've been told he's got to win a pot this season. Or else...
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Is that true?
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have made a steady start as well. What do you reckon? Play-offs?
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awful, awful bastards. At least chelski have finally been crucified for being bent. That's only taken fuck knows how long.
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resplendent in our honesty, us.
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Sep 08, 2009 11:18:34 AM CDT
Surrender Hulk beats the living hell out of Slave Labor hulk
by xiphos_2
Which isn't saying much since both weren't all that good. At least Marcelle Marceau Hulk didn't look like he was assembled in a Maoist reeducation camp.
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which is why I switched to the, ahem, Vodkat League.Wouldn't be surprised if Chelsea lodged an appeal and wriggled out of it.
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if we can offload that useless cunt Jeffers and find someone who can score aside from Tudgay. We're one injury away from disaster (as per usual) though, and that league is a real bastard. It's impossible to predict.
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They need to have him wear a beret, a scarf and a little moustache.
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noooooooo. That empty headed twat Terry said that only dreadful foreigners do that kind of thing. silly cunt must never have seen half the England team play. Mind you, he does play in the same club side as Cole, Deco and Drogba, so is something of an expert on cheating diving cunts.
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and would totally destroy both versions. Only good version of Hulk has bixby, Ferrigno and THOR in it. "Come and summon your troll so we may fight"
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Yeah That's what I figured. Its the damn main landers that flop like a fish on land.
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all look strong again. I thought the barcodes might go into freefall but they haven't.
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And if we can make it before Mrs. Jarv gets here to take me to the pub.
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are in deep shit. They're squad is too expensive. When they offload them in January they'll sink like a brick. Also they've underestimated the league (surprise) and think every game is a stroll. Boro are my personal bet to win it.
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nope, just everyone that isn't English. Terry really is an empty-headed cunt.
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are a good shout. As are the blades (Jarv gobs on carpet) The automatic places are tight- it could be 3 of about 10 teams that make it up this time.
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I'm never watching another top flight match- and am going to seriously reconsider watching England. They're bang to rights.
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I'm going for.I see Keano is working his magic at Ipswich. Heh.
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on a totally unrelated topic, I see that they are going to have another stab at Resident Evil. Fuck's sake- it isn't hard. Make the fucking prequel with what happened in the mansion and around it and end the film with the opening from the first game and Gill Valentine and Chris Redfield going into the mansion. Then you can pretend the shitty PWSArsehole versions don't exist. No supercomputer. No Milla. No Amnesia- just follow the fucking games- ending with Code Veronica.
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What I had said is that [REC]2 looks to be getting a release in the states. The director of Hapiness made a sequel, fucking sell out. And the guy that directed Juno and Thank you for smokeing hates you.
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he is a prick.
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was Anderson being interviewed and trying to take credit for bringing Zombie films back. What a cunt.
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who have tapped up players. They've got to come down on all of them, not just Chelsea.Could end up with the 'Sky 4' fucking off to a 'super' league. They've been threatening one for long enough.
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never liked that. Rec 2 will be good, and anyone that makes something like Juno clearly hates me.
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Manchester United are about to get done as well. Fucking twats. Arsenal also should get caught for this. It's outrageous signing 14 year olds.
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Is recutting Ong Bak 2. I want to see both versions.
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christ, what a load of shit. The love for that film completely mystified me.
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So there is somebody to blame for the slew of mediocre zombie movies. Fucking asshole.
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it's called the champions league. It's such bullshit. I can predict 7 of the quarter finalists now. When you can do that you haven't got a competition, you've got a cartel.
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DUH! Wify probably is withholding sex until he gets the money to make it.
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Is that the one with the pedo and Phillip Seymor Hoffmann making dirty phone calls and jerking off? I'll pass thanks.
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That was Spains release date. Fuck. Hopefully they don't go straight for the American redo.
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of probably the most adaptable video game ever made zombies cool again. It wasn't an atrocity and a disgrace to celluloid. That's your imagination talking. The man is a complete cunt. It's a travesty that RE the games were all 18 and the shitty film is a 15. He managed to make a survival horror with none of the features of survival horror. It should have been called "Super-Amnesia chick v the crappy CGI zombies"
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is a farce. It's basically the closest they could get to 'super' league. And like you say, it's entirely predictable.No chance of an 'underdog' springing a surprise.
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Seems fitting.
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This time PSH is played by Michael K. Williams, a black guy from The Wire. And Jon Lovitz is played by Paul Rubens. I'll check it out, this guys got a fucked up sense of humor and his odd art house films are better to watch then most. Plus John Goodman worked with him, so he's gotta be good.
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result! Rec 1 was excellent, and the first time (outside of BTM: The rise of Leslie Vernon) where use of handheld cameras didn't fuck me off.
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What do you guys think?
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Hmmm I recall that being staight shot. I need to watch that again.
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is wobbly-cam. And it works. Good flick.
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And climbing. FOR OUTLANDER.
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Wasn't a huge fan of [Rec]2. The review doesn't really give anything away. http://tinyurl.com/lwhqx7
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For like the first five minutes of teh first movie I thought it was going to be good, then Mrs Anderson found her way underground, and the "security"/red shirt team showed up and the movie began to suck like a hooker owing her pimp.
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It's the last third where it moves to proper horror film style.
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is mint-tastically awesome. Looking forward to 2.
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Ooo-ra!
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a few nights in a row. Fuck, that is a brilliant mini-series.
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Only ever bothered me with Boring 2 (Ultimatum?). I was actually woozy after the film. Granted I watched it on my labtop. But man so fucking annoying.
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I'd rather trust an Empire review. And fuck empire.
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bitches.
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Thank fucking 2for2true that college football started this past weekend. Oh, how I missed thee...
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I'm concerned that it won't be as good since the cute hostess chick got offed. Hopefully they'll find a hot replacement with an equally fine ass.
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And Stuart Damon? Oh, y'all were talking about Footies champions. My bad. Forget the obscure TV reference
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Granted, no baby animals were thrown or a giant statue crushing wheel chair bound bad guy, but still it was great.
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Phew. Did it just get hot in here?
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Even if I didn't see any i'm still glad its back.
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Where'd you see Ong Bak 2? The Interwebs?
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Those Outlander TB's were golden. AICN should be fucking ashamed of their dismal sell out performance. Pathetic doesn't begin to cover it, and Harry's lying bullshit excuse months later was just craven garbage.
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(i.e. unmassaged)unemployment figure in the UK- 8 fucking million from a working population of about 30. That's over a quarter. Fuck me. We're screwed. It's no wonder our taxes are going to be stratospheric soon.
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Fuck me. That's not far off the population of London, 2 million more than the population of Scotland and 4m more than that of Wales. Fuck me.
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News to me.
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Course, I'll have to buy a ticket to the newest, saddest and most popular religion in the UK (The only one that gives you another shot at it without you being dead).
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HKDVDSTORE.com
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La Jarvina has arrived. Off to the pub on a lovely sunny evening. Ciao, ninjas.
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The Sooners may luck out with Bradford's injury since they play cupcakes while he'll be out.
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It's just started fucking pissing down here!
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Sep 08, 2009 12:11:01 PM CDT
wow...that's crazy whack funky amount of unemployed
by just pillow talk
Win or lose, hit the booze.
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It's been that way for almost a couple of weeks now.
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Glad to see I am not the only one who knows about the hotness of Ms Bastedo!
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That O line is horrible. I mean BYU beat up on them perty damn gud! Boise St. gotta be pissed, their shot at cinderella could be damaged
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I fucking hate this job, and I've got no idea what I'm doing because I'm too busy dicking around posting on internet bitch sites.
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The Sooners lose EVERY fucking game this year. That would be magical.
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But I hate Oklahoma!
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Of course its also past 1 AM so that might have something to do with it. Its raining again but it is the monsoon season so that's to be expected. I have to say that the 100% humidity is pleasant.
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Gained 9 GCE O-levels and 4 A-levels at school
This is from Alexandra's Imdb bio -
is that they never ever play thier back ups. With Bradford going down problems are coming thier way and that makes me happy. I can't stand Stoops.
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100% humidity?
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Still don't want 100% humidity
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The roads. They are just god awful. And the on and off ramps had to have been designed by a complete fucking idiot.
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It means she did quite well at school.You're studying her exam results? Really?
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I've got to go out in this shitty weather to watch a footy match that'll probably get called off cos of a waterlogged pitch. In which case I'll be going in the boozer instead.Laters.
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100% its a bit steamy.
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Rocks. Tornadoes. More rocks. way more tornadoes! And weather that has no clue what it wants to be. It can be 30 degrees and frost at 5 AM. Poring down raining at 11 AM. 74 degrees at 3 PM. Tornado alley at 7 PM Then it starts all over again, Did I mention the rocks?
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I like a well rounded girl!
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I you google her images, hot damn, she smoked the screen in the sixties. Why she never became mega star, I do not know. One of the most gorgeous actresses ever.
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Okay, not really. Hoping for another 7 - 8 win season.Yeah, I have no sympathy for Sooner nation. And I hope OSU gets whooped Saturday night against the Trojans.
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Sep 08, 2009 12:54:37 PM CDT
Glad to see an Outlander TB back in the top ten
by hawaiian organ donor
So Series, I finally saw District 9 on the weekend. Great movie. And like everyone else, I cannot believe it was shot on a $30M budget.
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Will probaly wail on OSU. That's the type of game that USC always gets up for.Husky's did good last year right?
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is anybody else less then whelmed by this idea?
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I finally get your screen name! I saw Superbad. McLovin. Dude was funny.
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I usually wouldn't care, but I like the director.
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Started off well enough and then gets too stupid for its own good.
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Would you say District 9, was mindblowingly good?
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Poor tits. Now he tranferred back home to Michigan State where he threw two TD's in two quarters of play.
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Anyone heard of it?
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And Children of men. Both started out like they would be very entertaining then just ground to a terrible halt. SR far worse and stupid than COM. COM the more boring of the two though.
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i forgot to grab the free soreity row poster at the theater last night.
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Another bowl appearance, and they beat the shit out of Buffalo, but every victory counts for them.
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Sep 08, 2009 1:34:07 PM CDT
A-team...yet another tv turned movie that begs the question
by just pillow talk
why?
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COM is far better than SR. While you may not have enjoyed COM, at least it wasn't a complete rip-off of prior movies of the same subject matter, injecting nothing new and exciting. Villain still have shitty plans, and there was hardly any action to break-up the terrible idea of Supes having a kid.
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was shitty.
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But just OK - at least as far as i am concerned. It dragged far too much for my taste. I really liked the ambition and the story, but for me, the direction and director took the movie into a stall too many times. But you are right it was better than SR, and had a unique story to tell. I just wish it had been executed much better.
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It'll have Slience of the Lambs luck, which is won't, Silence was up agahinst nothing. Beauty and The Beast, Bugsy, JFK and The Prince of Tides. Beauty was probably the front runner or JFK, but everything sucked. Unless 2010 is going to have nothing good in it.
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Is still alive?
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Great movie.
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That Inglourious Basterds was better then D9. He was a huge geek tough, so he thinks everything QT is better then eveything else. Since Neill Blomkamp is still a new name in the geekverse he does illict as big of a reponse from fanboys as QT does.
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I agree with you about COM. I fidgeted my way through it the first time I watched it. Every time I've tried to watch it again, I usually fall asleep or turn it off.COM is, however, loads better then Stalkerman Returns. When a Marval superhero is the best part of a DC superhero story you've got major major problems.
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"Year One" screening and Q-and-A with director Harold Ramis. WOW I wish I could've been there to see the trashing. I wonder if the Q-And-A was before or after the abortion?
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In my first post I said "SR far worse and stupid than COM. COM the more boring of the two though." Still it is subjective.
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You should know by now that I don't read entire posts, only those parts which further my points, however weak they may be.
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I didn't even watch any movies this entire weekend.
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Sean Connery kicks ass.
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What up dude?
I hear you are kick butt and taking names on AIBN. i registered to comment on the Conan story, but could not find it. I left some toad nuggets on other subject there though. -
Sep 08, 2009 3:10:00 PM CDT
I don't know if I would say D9 is mind blowing good
by hawaiian organ donor
But it's a great movie. I still think The Hurt Locker is better and probably still my favorite movie of the year but it certainly did it's part to make up for a dreadful summer.Also saw State of Play on the weekend. Good movie but a sub-par ending.It breaks my heart to not feel the Children of Men love on here. That was my favorite movie of 2006, and that was a year with Apocalypto, Pan's Labyrinth, Fearless, The Proposition and Letters From Iwo Jima for christsakes!
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The two of you can give it all the love it needs. I did not hate it. Just found it boring. I liked the ambition - just not the execution.
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And GIANT PIG!!! Wherever he lurks...
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Pretty fucking awesome flick. Top 3 of the year so far along with The Hurt Locker (#1) and Knowing. And about the $30m budget... It just goes to show what you can do on a "smaller" budget. And I just saw IB the other day and D9 shits all over it.
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If you haven't seen it, you should check out the State of Play mini-series. I liked the flick, but the MS is brilliant.
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I like better then The Hurt Locker, just due to the fact that we've not seen shit like D9 before, and the guy who played Wikus was much better then Jeremy. Also I thought some of the cameos in Hurt Lockers were kind of stupid.
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I don't really know much about this site, was it a newspaper or magazine before? Because the site design is fucking god awful, how come most journalistic sites can't get shit right in their design. I wonder if newpapers/magazines do that so you'd rather buy the magazine then deal with their shitty site. God websites now a days give me headaches. Makes me wish for the good old Mad Men Days when all you did at work for fun was smoke.
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That crazed enthusiasm he has at the beginning was priceless.The cameos in The Hurt Locker were fine. It was an attempt to get people to see it no doubt and I though Guy Pierce and Ralph Fiennes played their parts perfectly.For whatever reason I can't compare D9 and IB. Both felt just so out of the ordinary that I can't put them up against each other.I still can't believe how many friggin movies I've seen in the theater this summer. I must be close to a dozen. I don't know if I've done that since the 80s.
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Really compare D9 to The Hurt Locker. I just liked The Hurt Locker more. I was mainly talking about the David Morse cameo (and he's not even famous). They may as well said to Jeremy's character, this is actor David Morse on a USO tour and he would like to talk to you.
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was brilliant, but at the same time it was frightening how similar he was (in the beginning) to my absolute cuntish twat of a Saffa boss I used to work for.
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Liked when he phoned his wife and he said, "Don't give up on me..." Touching and believable.
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I'd never have recognised Ms Bastedo in Batman Begins. I think she was on a Smiths album cover as well.
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Love it. Never bored at any point in the film, I was locked on from start to finish.Outlander is just a shed-load of fun.
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I did not either. I looked at her imdb bio. Then did a google images on her. She is still a beautiful matronly type now. But my God man, she was smokin back in the sixties.
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Took me a while to warm up to him. I realize movie scenes are not filmed in sequential order, but his early scenes - where he looked like Steve Carrel on a bad day, and that weird expression on his face, just put me off. However, once we got past that mockumentary, and into the heart of the film, you could see him grow as an actor, to really become far more likable and believable. By the end, I was rooting for him.
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I needed another W for a subject dammit!
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I just wanted to get in on using words that begin with a W.
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That's two W's I win!
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Three W's! Three!
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Damn, stuck on threes!
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Yeah I know just one W
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Thats 2 - making a comeback
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The third!
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Great book, even better musical
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Yeah, I am running out
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WwW Wily Waterloo Washes Warren Wigguns Who is washing Waldo Woo. Goooooo Seuss!
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Wascally typos!
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Can't get out that way.
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For those of you who really need a reason to hate the director of Wortal Wombat even more. Look no further. http://tinyurl.com/nwjbzx
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Anyone catch last weeks show? I didn't even realize it was the last one of the season, what a fucking poop in the pants ending. Maybe now some of you will hope on Sons of Anarchy.
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Morning bitches. Did node really badmouth the magnificence of OUTLANDER up there? Bear in mind that he thinks SR, flied lice Hulk and The Happening are "masterpieces".
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worst film of it's year. My hatred for that steaming bag of wank knows no limit.
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last night I watched Basket Case. Having seen all three I am now going to write them up. 2 is the best, easily. On the DVD there was a pretentious film critic's essay about Basket Case being seminal and thematically deep (what the fuck?). I'm pretty certain he saw a different film to me.
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I'm giggling like a twat reading it.
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by pointing out that Tolkien was a racist twat and that LOTR is actually meant as an academic study and he despised people that liked it for being a fantasy. Totally true. This should be fun.
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there's a lot of angry nerds about at the moment.
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some prick has just challenged me to link, and then in the next breath put up a totally unsupported argument. Silly.
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Sep 09, 2009 3:30:48 AM CDT
"some prick has just challenged me to link"
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
What does that mean?
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did you get confused by the underground again?
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In the Tolkien argument some prick has just asked me for supporting evidence in form of a link, but then in the next breath posted a totally unsupported statement as fact I could ask for evidence, but I can't be arsed.
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Sep 09, 2009 3:42:22 AM CDT
What the fuck are you crapping on about now...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
you shower dodging, toothless, inbred womble-fucker?
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Are you being deliberately stupid today? Looking forward to your ugly bastard side handing out a thrashing to our useless cunts again today?
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You're a twat!
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you don't fuck wombles, cretin. Because they don't exist. However, if they did exist, I suspect that Great Uncle Bulgaria is a secret pimp and rents the rest of them out to useless tourist cunts by the hour. I base this entirely on the fact that he's the only one I can remember the name of and sounds Eastern European so is obviously a criminal.
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fuck's sake. Personal abuse before 10AM. Rude cunt.
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Sep 09, 2009 3:52:40 AM CDT
I'm a bit blasé about the one dayers
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
What shits me off is that the one dayers should have been in june as part of the preparation for the test series, instead of that fucking cuntish 20/20 World Cup. I do hope we drub you 7-nil though. But in the end, you cunts have the ashes and there's nothing that will make up for that until the next series.
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because you've hurt my feelings.
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Sep 09, 2009 3:55:20 AM CDT
"sounds Eastern European so is obviously a criminal"
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
It's funny because it's true. Great Uncle Bulgaria does indeed sound like a sleazy degenerate cunt.
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I could not give a toss about the one-dayers. Which stupid cunt scheduled them in fucking September in the UK? You can't beat us 7-0, because one has already been drawn because of the rain.
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Sep 09, 2009 4:00:01 AM CDT
I thought it was the 20/20's that got rained off...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Anyhoo, 6-nil then.
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of the "Great Uncle" moniker. He's clearly a kiddie-womble fiddler.
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Sep 09, 2009 4:15:01 AM CDT
Jarv you should see District 9
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
It's good. And I think you may possibly like it.
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I bet at least one will be rained off. There's a poll in the guardian asking if anyone cares about them and it's 70% odd "no"
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had to buy plane tickets to spain yesterday. Still, it's only 10 days till pay day.
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Sep 09, 2009 4:17:32 AM CDT
No one cares precisely because it's AFTER the Ashes
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
If it was before there would be keen interest.
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Bills are piling up. It's fucked. But I have the unlimited card (which I haven't been using at all because of the current state of cinema), and plan on spending mucho time at the movies. Also, Cineworld is doing a one day only screening of The Thing on September 15th, so I'm all over that. It would be brilliant to see it on the big screen. They showed Scarface in August, which I missed because I was away.
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screens at the moment. But it's all old. If it's still on on the 20th I'm going to it.
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it would only be interesting as a form guide. A pox on 20/20 and one dayers. I'd rather have had a 6th Ashes test at Old Trafford.
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Why the fuck does Stone think this is necessary? Especially with LeBoof? Stone seems to have mellowed in his old age. And a mellow Stone is far less interesting.
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seen it. It's called Boiler Room and is mostly wank with a brilliant speech from Affleck (of all people).
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not made anything watchable in a hell of a long time.
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There was a Madame Cholet, who - being a Madam AND French - quite obviously ran the red light club on Wimbledon Common. Many a young Womble lost his innocence there, I can tell you.
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I was surprised he didn't pull out the brass balls! "Fuck you! That's my name!"
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Even though I haven't ogt round to getting it out on DVD yet. Even after my epic rant about it not coming anywhere near the East Midlands on the big screen...
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I thought the unintentionally funniest bit in that was watching Giovanni Ribisi still trying to gain his Dad's respect near the end when the FBI are involved:
"My fucking leg was BROKEN!"
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top book, and everything, but they'll turn it into some sort of wanky gothic horror when it isn't anything of the sort.
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But not since NBK has he made anything that's controversial and ballsy.
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Sep 09, 2009 4:51:29 AM CDT
I've seen the Dorian Gray trailer twice...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
in the past three days. I'm already annoyed by it.
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Well, the ads have a couple of CGI looking demonic things in it, so I'm not sure it'll be totally faithful. Plus, Mrs Spud-To-Be wants to see it because Ben Barnes is really really cute, so methinks they're aiming this at the kind of cinemagoers who got wet at PRINCE CASPIAN...
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was there a Who special over the bank holiday that I missed?
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Affleck's not half the asshole Baldwin is, so I think his balls may well just be nickel plated at best.
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Alexander= unwatchable. WTC= unwatchable. I still can't believe the same man that made Platoon made those two. I haven't seen W admittedly.
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The last WHO thing they did was the Michelle "criminally wasted in this toss" Ryan one set on a deat planet. Hence "Planet of the Dead".
RTD. King of the bait-and-switch.
It was predictably dire, entirely ripped off stuff like PITCH BLACK and HARRY POTTER & PRISONER OF AZKABAN, and had a pointless teasing "you might see her again" ending for Ryan, who deserves better.
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But if that's the case then it clearly sounds like it's going to suck a massive amount of hairy goat cock.
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But I thought WTC was okay. But the problem is that it could've been made by almost anyone. When you watch a Stone flick, you should know its a fucking Stone flick. W. is pretty good. But again, it's kind of bland for Stone.
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Proof that RTD is running some kind of scorched Earth policy ending to Tennant's reign.
The man deserves better. Clearly the best Doctor since Tom Baker, and he's given a half-arsed Master-returns piece of shit as his swan song.
I can't wait for the interviews Tennant gives AFTER his WHO reign finishes. He looked baffled enough watching RTD trying to explain the "Bad Wolf" thing behind the scenes on TURN LEFT - it could get REALLY funny hearing what working for RTD is really like... -
and swore that I'll never watch another episode that that fat welsh clown pens. If that's true then I despair. I don't want to see love interests in Who (especially not between Doctor and companion). Mind you, you liked that Agatha Christie one which was atrocious.
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it's been obvious for at least 2 years that he hadn't got a clue and the only worthwhile episodes were the ones penned by Moffat. Christ, that fucking titanic one with Kylie in it was just a wank rip off of Blink and other better episodes. The cunt hasn't had an original idea in years.
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fucking dreadful pish. Sorry man, I'd rather watch Alexander.
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Sep 09, 2009 5:08:25 AM CDT
I've never seen a single episode of Dr. Who.
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
The whole thing baffles me. And that's never going to change as long as annoying cunts like Catherine Tate appear on the show.
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I DID like the Agatha Christie one. Bit of an anti-climactic ending though, and when I watch it now, the whole Doctor needing anchovies and water and a shock etc - overplayed clownish twaddle. But I DID like the bit where Agatha and the Doctor figure it out with everyone in the room - reminded me of CLUE for some reason. We just needed Tim Curry to re-enact it all again at the end!
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It's very much a Marmite show - you'll love it or you'll hate it. Or, like me, you'll love the concept but hate how RTD (the current showrunner) keeps on managing to fuck up a pretty airtight premise.
If you WERE to try watching WHO, there are three episodes of Season Three (Martha's season) that are a great way to start: HUMAN NATURE, FAMILY OF BLOOD and BLINK. BLINK is pretty much regarded by fans as being the best new Who episode ever made, and the good news is that the writer of BLINK is the new showrunner starting in April next year - Steven Moffat. It's going to be a golden era... -
KAREN GILLAN. If anyone out there watches THE KEVIN BISHOP SHOW on C4 on a Friday night - and I do, 'cos it's great! - the tall, gorgeous redhead on the show is Karen Gillan, a 21-year old Scottish girl who is a gifted impressionist, a decent actress and pretty damn sexy to boot. She'll wipe all traces of Catherine "Whatever!" Tate clean out of your mind. It's going to be a very interesting new season...
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Adapted the first Tintin flick.
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surprisingly wasn't that bad. Honestly- I thought the annoying pig ugly tumour faced ginger witch would be atrocious, but (barring the first episode) she was better than the last year of Piper and all of Ageyman. If I was going to recommend an episode I'd go with Blink which was su-fucking-perb. Genuinly frightening, no CGI (the Beeb has to accept that they just can't do it), well acted, well written and no fucking plot holes.
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She wasn't nearly as bad as I thought she'd be - I assumed we'd get a season of Lauren the teenager (which in RTD's scripts, she usually ended up being) but she showed surprising depth in stuff like PLANET OF THE OOD. She's a better actress than she's given credit for.
Agyeman was fucked over, plain and simple. She's a decent enough actress, and is enthusiastic, which is nice - except RTD insisted she be another Rose, pining after the Doctor all the way through the series, and so she got fucked over. Deserved better.
Piper's second season? Should have known better. And they SERIOSULY fucked up by bringing her back at the end of Season 4. Now the mention of Rose has no resonance whatsoever in new WHO. Way to go, RTD... -
Agyeman was fucked. Reasonable actress, pretty girl, shit fucking series. Not to mention that now the poor lass is reduced to being cornholed by unconvincing Alien Fuckmonsters and the increasingly surreal john Barrowman on Torchwood. No mentions of the following things: Rose, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures, Slitheen, Daleks, Davros, Torchwood, Captain Jack, Tate, Martha, UNIT, or any of his other wank tie-ins. Let it stand alone.
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I'm bored.
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evil Wombles as the next Who big villain. That would be cool.
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You're credibility is being questioned on the Tolkein TB.
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We haven't done that in a while.
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Is without doubt. Any man who can posit giant evil Wombles as the next main Who villain is above and beyod reproach. Those phucking Philistines...
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I only did it to start a flame war. I like prodding hobbit nerds.
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I've actually got an MA in English Literature, so know what I'm talking about. Some silly cunt said Burgess is better than Chaucer. That's the stupidest thing I've seen since I left university. If I could be arsed I'd write a whole essay shredding that outrageous bollocks.
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Though they're mostly Americans, so we can forgive their lack of literary knowledge. Mostly.
I've just drawn some allusions comparing Nazgul to Taliban chieftains, and all non-Hobbits as immigrants compared to the Hobbits, who are basically Middle Englanders. that's always the way I've read LOTR anyway - Tolkien's heroes are ordinary little people bemoaning the loss of their little world to greater immigrant forces. It's something you hear a lot from people who remember the post-war influx of immigrants to the UK, and their attitudes to them.
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KUFFS was a great little movie, very muich a Christian Slater movie, and it's fucking outrageous that there isn't a decent DVD release for it (excepting that vanilla R1 that was shit)...
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Sep 09, 2009 6:07:40 AM CDT
I watched Kuffs about six months ago...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
as part of a self-prescribed Slaterthon that also included Heathers, Pump Up The Volume, Hard Rain and Broken Arrow. GOLD!
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but if you take into account the purity of bloodlines shit that runs all the way through his essays on old English and LOTR, then I can see where the argument comes from.
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haven't seen it in years. I seem to remember it being a bit smug. Heathers is the shit- though.
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Flame war. That topic is begging for it.
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Can be considered smug, as it's very self-aware (such as Slater talking directly to camera), and Slaters persona in general is kind of smug. But it's good fun. And as Spud mentioned, it has Goldwyn and a very young, incredibly hot Jovovich in it.
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Sep 09, 2009 6:29:19 AM CDT
It's a good companion flick to The Hard Way
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
With Woods and J. Fox. Very similar in tone. Both are good fun.
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but kind of smug. I think it was the voiceover.Heathers for the win motherfuckers.
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and there is not one thing about it that interests me. This is like 2001 when I first started coming here and everything was Star Wars v LOTR.
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We Star Wars fans are the worst kind of abused wives in the whole fanverse. Every time ol' Uncle George fucks our childhoods raw with yet another badly conceived cash-in, we all whine and bitch and say, "But next time, he'll get it right..."
I'm thinking it even now, about the TV series. One last chance to get it right! But of course he won't. Because he could make money off it. Which is why he'll take the money and run, leaving us with NABOO 90210.
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Marvellous idea. My ideal line-up??
KUFFS
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
HEATHERS
TRUE ROMANCE
YOUNG GUNS 2: BLAZE OF GLORY
MY NAME IS EARL: "ROBBED A STONER BLIND"
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I'd fucking LOVE to see a proper po-faced discussion in favour of the idea of an entire Ewok series, live-action, with no dialogue, a la APOCALYPTO. And see how many fanboys you can get to froth at the mouth before owning up to it being a wind-up.
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I always took his smuggery to just be his natural self-confidence - a natural cockiness that worked in his favour. He was never short of the punani, and even managed to tap Winona Ryder for a while, that lucky fucker. "Swagger", I believe the kids of today (and that haggard ex-crack ho from the BLACK EYED PEAS) call it. He had it in spades.
And he was great in ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES. If I had been Christian SLater back in the early 90s, oh the swathe I would have torn through the pussy of the world... -
But it wasn't all that great! Certainly it was a better Beowulf movie then the Robert Zemeckis bullshit, that's for sure. But frankly, the last 3rd of Outlander is not good. Stuck all of the climax action movies cliches, and you get Outlander's climax. Still, there's things to be enjoyed a lot in it. But to call this movie great is nonsense. It's servicable, it's smart and unexpected insome occasions (the background of why the monster is doing what he does is the smartest thing the movie has and far outshines everythign else in it), and the cast is made of good actors having a bit of fun making a viking movie. A silly movie with a one very smart moment, satisfies while you watch it (until the climax, that is), but it leaves a sense of hollow afterwards. Could had been better.That said, i do think that the director of this movie should do more work. This movies shows a lot of potencial from this guy, and i think he can grow into a very interesting director. Unless he goes the Zack Snyder way, which i sure hope not.
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what a horrid idea. What's depressing about your analogy, is that actually Lucas is like the real bastard wife beater, who when his first wife shows dissatisfaction with stopping his fist with her face, kicks her out. He then orders a mail order bride (Indiana Jones) and proceeds to repeat the bhaviour.
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Get the fuck out of this TB now. I will not have your pontificating bullshit ruin a Changian TB. Especially one about OUTLANDER.
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OUTLANDER is a great movie. Dumb as a sack of rocks, highly entertaining top class shit. Now fuck off.
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I've just tossed a few verbal grenades in the SW TB, and will pop back this evening to see what explodes. I have to get some fucking work done. Especially before the pencil jihads start flying round here... ;D
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what's shit about vikings squaring off against a big angry alien? Did you want them to go in to marriage guidance counseling or something? You richter scale elephant turd.
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good time to leave. This could get nasty.
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All of a sudden this TB smells like ASS!
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And Outlander rules.
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most was:"But to call this movie great is nonsense. It's servicable, it's smart and unexpected insome occasions (the background of why the monster is doing what he does is the smartest thing the movie has and far outshines everythign else in it), and the cast is made of good actors having a bit of fun making a viking movie. A silly movie with a one very smart moment, satisfies while you watch it (until the climax, that is), but it leaves a sense of hollow afterwards. Could had been better." What. A. Cunt. Proof positive as to why he should never watch a film like OUTLANDER. He's not equipped.
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live action Ewok series in subtitles. My only quandry is: will Lucas cast dwarf-god Warwick in it?
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You guys checked them out? They are pretty funny.
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Who do you mean? Europeans?
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Didn't know people still watched that. I thought it was like the According to Jim of British TV. Its still on after all these years, but no one watches it and no one ever did watch it. So how was it staying on the air?
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That movie looks all sorts of awesome.
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You mother fuckers need to get off your asses and go rent Sex and Death 101 then. Now DAMNIT!
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Like I like the movies, they were fun I just don't get it. Its like people who re-enact medevil life. The whole idea of middle earth just seems stupid. I don't know something about fantasy based on our Earth bores me. I like my fantasy to take place either on a Island or in space.
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massive ratings over here. New series is a huge "meh" with a few great episodes.
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Goddamn I'm bored!
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Here read my review of this modern day block buster! http://tinyurl.com/ms7rjx
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You don't even know what "great" means. What a fucking useless ass you are.
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I really liked that ending. Very sweet.
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It's never enough to repeat it, even if i have to risk stating the obvious.
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Indeed.
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Unless you read my review! http://tinyurl.com/ms7rjx
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No one asked for your opinion. Fuck off.
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So does anyone think they are going to call the sequel D10?
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How was your convention thing? Did you get to talk to Biehn, Dourif (i think you said he was there) etc?
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you're entering an arse kicking competition with a porcupine here. I warned you nicely, but now I'm going to have to beat you like Ike beat Tina.
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You make any connections?
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With a porcupine? Is that some british saying? Or are you the mutant porcupine from Splinter?
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D9 Returns D9 Too D9 And a Little Lady D9 Port of Call New Orleans D9 The Prawns Strike Back D9 II: The Prawnening D9 II: Lost in D10 D9: Dead Prawns Chest 2 Prawn 2 Prawnioust D9 II: D9'er
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In america any more.
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Come on thats the most obvious one damnit!
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Is that not the most fucked up story you've ever heard. I can't belive this isn't getting more press. OH yeah thats right someone hit Teila Tequilla and Joe Francis this past week, so the nation is in celebration mode. Don't want any bad stories to bring us down.
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Sep 09, 2009 10:06:49 AM CDT
D9 2: Die Harder = D9 II: D9'er
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
You have to repeat the title for it to make sense. For example... Evil Dead 2: Evil Deader
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I noticed there were some stories up on CNN about it. I never did see Brad Dourif, surprisingly enough, and I actually forgot he was going to be there. He wasn't in the Walk of Fame as far as I saw, so maybe he was just on one panel or something. Walking around one day, I came across a room where Michael Biehn was talking, so I did sit and listen for awhile. At the end, 20 colonial marines and one guy in a full body Alien suit, who was chained up and being dragged by a marine, got up at gave Biehn a plaque of some sort. Then, as everyone filed out of the room, Biehn walked out with the rest of us. And without any handlers too, he just walked out mingling with the audience like a normal guy. That was cool. But I never did go to see him at the Walk of Fame. I did, however, go meet Malcolm McDowell and got his autograph and a picture. Same with Patrick Stewart. I talked to Eric Roberts who was just AWESOME and nice and really genuine. You could tell he enjoyed talking to everyone that came up to him. Also saw Karen Allen and got a smile and a wave from her as I passed her on the escalators. I was going down, she was going up, we passed at the perfect moment and shocked that I was passing Marion, I exclaimed "Oh! Karen Allen!". She turned to look down at me and smiled and waved. My mouth dropped and all I could do was return the favor. Also got pictures with lifesize working R2D2 and lots of crazy costumes. Snagged secret photos of Kristy Swanson as she sat at her table (still totally getting it done... what a hottie). And I talked to Richard Herd from "V" and "Seinfeld" bc I worked on a movie with him and he remembered. He's stayed in touch and become friends with that movie's director, a good friend of mine, and he mentioned he was going to Florida and was going to see my friend's parents as they drove through the state. I got his card. He said he's always wanted to do a horror film, a really good classic kind of horror. Which I mentioned was a coincidence bc I'd been working on a horror idea that would require an elder gentleman in a very important part, so I got his card and if I ever get the funding, I'll be sure to call him back. It was great fun, I could go on and on and I know I'm forgetting some other good stories, but they'll come to me later.
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"great" in this context is entirely subjective. Outlander is, therefore, a great film.
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BBC America I'm pretty sure. SciFi, I mean, SyFy Channel, still plays daily marathons every once in awhile.
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Good to hear you're making some connections.
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You are a pathetic troll and your sad need to analyse and justify every film is exactly why you are incapable of understanding the double barrelled awesomeness of Outlander
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PBS plays it sometimes as well.
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I need some notes, I have no editorial staff.
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what the fuck makes you think that you're personal bullshit standard is universally applicable. You arrogant little cunt.
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Remind me again how excited you were for AvP:Rectum and how you bought a ticket in advance (IN ADVANCE YOU CUNT) to see "Mr. Alien, Mr. Predator and lots and lots of Mr. and Mrs. Dead People". You have zero credibility, the comparative intellect of a lump of granite and the debating skills of a down's syndrome riddled toddler. Now fuck off.
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SOOO FUCKING JEALOUS! I hope I get to meet him before he dies.
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Sep 09, 2009 10:39:49 AM CDT
Series... some suggestions...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
"feed fresh greens" = FED fresh greens "rather then machinery is ancient technique on a farm" = rather THAN machinery is AN ancient technique on a farm "The movie is not to long so while the daily life of farmer" = The movie is not TOO long so while the daily life of THE farmer "the last hour and a half not given a reason to care" = the last hour and a half WITHOUT BEING given a reason to care "good to eat, they even show" = good to eat. They even show
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Capones review of 9, mentions how directors rarely get to turn their short films into full movies and never once acts like the movie District 9 was ever made.
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But in his defense it is the national pastime of Portugal.
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Seriously man, thank you. I really do suck balls at grammer and need all the help I can get.
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Anytime.
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I posed for a picture with him one night, and he looked straight into the camera and posed. The next night I was recording footage through my camera and he rolled right up to me and did some tricks. He's got good personality, posing for pics everytime someone pulls out a camera, then he goes off exploring and starts hitting on women. I'm not joking either. At one point he did his crazy spinning around while his head quickly rotates. I think the hot blonde he was chasing may have touched him or something.
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What the fuck are you doing posting here?
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for his blatant fuckheadedness. I always wondered why Franco didn't conquer that shithole.
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You seen that video of the dancing R2D2's?
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despite a lifetime of hating it. I'm sure I'll like it. If it riles that little turd into exploding anuerism levels of apoplexy then it's sure to be good.
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That tube of yours does not work at my place of business. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC11VaLxe_k
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Where it at?
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District 9 is worth seeing in theaters. You liked Robocop right?
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Is the over looked rock that holds the Star Trek universe together. Him and C3-PO's relationship and characters are the only think Lucas did not fuck up with the prequels. He ruined Fett by showing us his origin story, and I'm on the fence about the land of wookies. I kind of liked thinking Chewbacca was like the last of his race or something.
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I want to go to Fantastic Feast so bad. But I've got more important things that weekend. Fuck why can't Austin be where Dallas is.
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Pay day is a week on monday. It's still going to be on then,
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hate the series (all of them), hate almost all the films and loathe and despise tools that learn fucking klingon. WHY LEARN AN IMAGINARY LANGUAGE WHEN THERE ARE UNTOLD DIFFERENT LANGUAGES THAT COULD BE OF USE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET THAT YOU COULD LEARN. CUNTS.
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I'd rather learn fucking romulan or elvish or some shit like that than waste time with the language of goat fuckers.
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come into an OUTLANDER TB and pull his shit. Fuck him.
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he's been off for a bit. We'd better get a new fucking twitch tomorrow
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It's so cute watching you suck Lost Jarv's dick. You two make quite a pair. Extreme retardness brough you together.
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Is that no one outside of America really likes it. A series that preaches sameness and that the world should be one only connects with America. Probably because the rest of the world hates America and sees Star Trek as trying to show that the world should be like America.
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and I like how you think you have credibility. Let me remind you: "This Christmas I'm booking a ticket with Mr. Alien, Mr. Predator and lots and lots of Mr and Mrs Dead People" And yet, somehow, you have the balls to pop up like Michael Jackson's cock at a nativity play (and you're about as welcome as that here)and try to make out that not only are you smarter than everyone else, but your personal barometer of taste is more valid. I'll give you a clue: it fucking isn't and you aren't. Haven't you got to go and polish your star fleet medals? Cocksucker.
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I can't speak for everyone, but it just bores me to tears, and is ridiculously fucking preachy. Mrs jarv likes it. *sigh*
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And Asi will agree isn't preachy at all. Its just a fluff story.
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just so I can join in with pouring scorn on the cunt.
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Starring James Woods, that sounds awesome.
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I think. I'm still waiting on yo-yo cop girl. Which will redefine the word awesome.
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balls.
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Looks like Fight Club for 40 year olds and up.
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Sep 09, 2009 12:19:26 PM CDT
Lost Jarv, you are in no position to call anybody stupid
by asimovlives
You are too stupid for that.
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this is like being savaged by a duck.
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It's totally retard and stupid, just like you. You will fucking adore it, you fucking retard. Go watch it and go fuck yourself while you are at it.
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Another proof how fucking retard this little shit is. As if there would be any doubt.
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if you're going to try to take on a changian at least try to be amusing.
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You read my review of Old Partner? http://tinyurl.com/ms7rjx
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That should suffices, you abortion.
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Star Wars TB. STAR WARS is not STAR TREK. The clue is in the name.
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What would have happen to Star Trek is Bill Shatner had not got the part?
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Some buddies this weekend and I made fun of Maggie Gyllenhaal and this guy was like, she is on top of my want to bone actress list. And I was like, "I'm sorry you like dudes so much."
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If you are going to call someone stupid then don't fuck up like that. Ever heard the phrase about glass houses and not throwing stones? Well, you live in Greenhouse st.
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You got it totally wrong. The rest of the eorld ADORES ST:TOS. It's huge! It's dearly beloved. Everybody knows about it. Any country in the whole world that ever had a television station, it had Star Trek:TOS aired.You are getting the Star Treks wrong, i'm affraid. The Star Trek that's pissed on is the new Jar Jar Abrams fucking movie. The TOS is a much beloved show. And only retards get no interest in it. Retards like the Lost Jarv piece of shit.I'm going to check out that Old Partner thing, tell you about it later.
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I was trying to help you out goatfucker. I don't blame you for raping farm animals they're more attractive then the heinous beasts you refer to as "women" in Portugal.Isn't it true that in ancient Iberian "Portugal" means the one place that makes Spain look good? Which is damn hard to do. Portugal really must blow goats.Raper of ewes maybe the problem we're having is language. From now on I will post in your native tounge ok?click click whistle grunt fart click whistle fart fart whistle click grunt (smear shit on the wall) click fart grunt.
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You hav eno rioght to coment on anybody and call them stupid, you are too stupid for that. What's so fucking hard for you to udnerstand such a simple concept? Oh, yeah, because you are a very stupid retarded idiot, of course.Really, go fuck yourself, retard!
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You wouldn't kick Maggie G out of bed for eating crisps and you know it.Exhibit A: Mona Lisa Smile. Exhibit B: Secretary. Admittedly I'm a bit fucked after that.
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Go do your girlfriend (Lost Jarv) a kindness.
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You've bought a knife to a gunfight you stupid little bitch. I could school you, but luckily I'm off to the pub to watch the football.
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If you kicked Maggie Gyllenhall out of bed people would call you gay. With some reason. There are many women who could be called ugly. She is not one of them.
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"heinous beasts" I like Spain, though. Portugal is basically waiting to become one big landfill for Spain. There's no other purpose for it.
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Maggie G has a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
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I wouldn't let her in my house. I have two dogs that I love dearly and two cats that are....cats, and I'd be afraid of the mutt giving my little babies rabbies.
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Sep 09, 2009 12:37:56 PM CDT
No I'm pretty sure if I slept with Maggie Gyllenhall i'd be call
by series7
Because then I would have slept with a dude.
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Throw a stick and she'd run after it.
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Christ, I nearly threw up laughing at that.
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Like I said, not gay. Secretary was ok. But I mean yeah, everybody gotta plow some pigs now and then, especially when they are desperate and ugly enough they don't care what you do to them.
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Pointless shithole of a place. Do you spell Arsehole with 2 V's in Oporto.
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It's very good. Really very good. Congratalations, sir.It's quiite interesting you should focus on a south korean documentary. From what i have gathered, there's a strong film documentary thing going on in South Korean right now. Mostly we outise of korea get to know their fictional ciname, but it seems that documentareis are going strong in South Korea. This one sounds to be one of it's strongest representatives. Sounds intriguing and interesting.Truly, i'm at awe of South Korean cinema, since a friend of mine showed me Oldboy some years ago. Whenever i can, i try to watch as many korean movies as i can, even ordering and bouying some of them on DVD sight unseen. And so far, i have not been disapointed.
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"Truly, i'm at awe of South Korean cinema, since a friend of mine showed me Oldboy some years ago. Whenever i can, i try to watch as many korean movies as i can, even ordering and bouying some of them on DVD sight unseen. And so far, i have not been disapointed."And you pretend to be some kind of highbrow cultural barometer? You fucking charlatan.
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I just did a little lol'ing myself.
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You are too retard and stupid to coment on any country. I lament the country that has to suiffer such a stupid cunt like you. You give your country a bad name. Fucking idiot. Retard, stupid, idiot, ignorant, sycophantic and xenophobic. You are all shit.
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I've just worked out how Memories got conceived: "But I mean yeah, everybody gotta plow some pigs now and then, especially when they are desperate and ugly enough they don't care what you do to them. "This would also explain how the last time he saw his father he was flying out the end of his cock.
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I couldn't do a better job myself. Keep it up.
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his typing deteriorates as he gets upset. That last post is almost incomprehensible. I'm off to babelfish to cook up some nice juicy European Portuguese insult for him.
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but I run the risk of his second language collapsing on him altogether. It is hard, being the inbred son of a goat fucker, so I do make allowances, but he would try the patience of a fucking saint.
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Sep 09, 2009 12:46:39 PM CDT
I love tos ee this retards keep calling me the Memories guy
by asimovlives
I just love that retardness. It always makes me laught. True proof of this idiots mental defficiency. It's hysterical. I hope the Menmories guy is reading this and having a laught as well. This fucking retards, unbelievable!
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I went to see Old Partner, because I saw that it was playing and had fuck all idea what it was. Looked it up, there isn't much online about it. I guess it was at Sundance. There are only two reviews on IMDB and one saying that it was the number 2 movie in Korean back in Feb, so I thought well this'll be different. Plus I love documentaries.
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Vai levar no cú, panasca seboso, e vai fazer um bico a um boi. Atrasado mental do caralho! Vai comer esporra.
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Since you say you love documentaries, can i ask you if you watched Encounters At The End Of The World? And if you did, what you though of it?
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hehehehehehe. Oh, and I want an apology for Nelly Furtado, while you're at it. I would have said written apology, but really, you've passed that stage now.
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What the fuck, dude shows up for one random ass post in the comic section?
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"eh, seester for saile. Only 5 Escudo"
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Naw not yet. Been meaning to for the longest time. When a while watching a bunch of documentaries and got kind of worn out. So I'll probably get back into them now.
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My fresh pack of tobacco is tobacco-less! I went to open it, because I'm all out, and thought, "hmmm...this feels kind of light." So I gave it a squeeze.
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It'll be cool.
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I have to go and watch England Qualify for the next world cup. Something it looks like Portugal are going to fail to do.
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And where's new Twitch?
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And don't try this shit again.
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The history is, AsimovLives is the newest version of a reviled cockbag/ ban hammer magnet. I can't stand the cunt, and if I see him pontificating at length on a subject I care about or in a TB that we're talking about stuff then I'm going to slap him. I warned him, but he (with either bravery worthy of a medal or recklessness worthy of Ford Prefect) thought to continue. And I've induced total meltdown in him
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Then i can't recomend that movie enough. I mean, it's Werner Herzog, need i say more?
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Hey guys! This is the 3rd short film I made last month, right after I submitted Garden Party Massacre. I shot and edited this in less than 24 hours, so that I had time to rush out to FedEx and overnight the package to Hollywood. The contest is the Universal Studios Hollywood/Chiller Network "Scary Good Short Film" Competition. And once again, the winner is determined by PUBLIC VOTES. So if you like my film, entitled "Chinese Chiller" (which HOD has seen bc I gave him a DVD of shorts that had it on there), PLEASE VOTE FOR IT! I won't tell you which of the other shorts I like best, and I won't tell you what mine is about either. Here's where you vote, and be careful bc I think you can only vote once: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/hollywood/2009/videos/F
ilm_Contest.php http://tinyurl.com/kj5vgs And here is the Halloween Horror Nights' YouTube page, where you can watch the videos in a larger window and give it some good star ratings (which I think will help) and maybe leave a comment, but those votes and comments won't count toward picking a winner. So be sure to vote at that first link first. http://www.youtube.com/user/USHHorrorNights http://tinyurl.com/lg9rjr Thanks guys! Hope you enjoy it! -
That is fucking awesome! Sounds like your shipping ordeal was well worth the trouble. Gonna go watch it right now.
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http://scifiwire.com/2009/09/halloween-horror-nights-c.php
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I don't know more people seemed to be into the newest Reitman movie then Bad Lt. from that film festival.
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Livin the dream. You must have better friends then me. I can't even get my friends to help me move.
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have to check out the video at home. Hope its not too spooky!
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Did I post that story about my FedEx nightmare where I was racing against the clock to get that sent off? I think I did. I'm amazed I made it and I'm so glad I did, now that it (surprisingly) made the Top Ten. And Series, I actually only have a few friends. One is the actor, who was also in my Amazon Ad on YouTube, and his girlfriend. They both acted in it. And then my other friend, who was also in Zombie Hunters, was the only other crew member. He and I moved lights together, and then he was also my assistant with the shot list making sure I got everything I needed. It worked out quite well for a necessary short shoot.
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Just you've got better friends. Shit I can't even get my friends outside of you guys to read my movie reviews.
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I can't tell if this guy is just crazy and pissed or if he is saying the word of Allah. http://tinyurl.com/mf5vmo
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Knows what the fuck the examniner is. Its suppose to be news, not a blog.
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that is a weird blog. And it is DEFINITELY a blog/rant. Not so much an article. If dude thought he was writing an article, dude is confused.
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I think were losing'em as fast as we're creating'em!
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Nice job on the movie! It reminded me of a Richard Matheson story. You're really good with the pacing on your shorts. You fit a lot into a small amount of time, without it feeling either rushed or like it's dragging on. I have to say, about half of the shorts left me completely cold. Though, Bedfellows reminded me of a nightmare I once had during a random bout of sleep paralysis.
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Yeah I read that, and thought no wonder your pissed off. Your mentally handicaped.
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How did you get into doing movie reviews for them?
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I'll get my IMAC tonight, and I can watch it then.
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You still doing comics reviews?
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I read you. A new Herzog movie, with Val kilmer, Brad Dourif and Nic Cage doing his crazy stitch but under the control of Herzog? What's not to like about that. And with what has to be one of the funniest, best trailers made in years, how can anybody not been intersted? Many people are woried about Nic Cage in it, which i understand perfectly, since i my self have given up in him thanks to The Wicker Man remake. however, this is a Werner Herzog movie. This is the guy who directed klaus Kinski FIVE TIMES! Nic Cage is a walk in the park for him. A new Herzog movie is good news for me.And you know what is even more mindboggling awesome? There's another Herzog movie comign out soon, and it's produced by David Lynch. consider that, a movie directed by Herzog and produced by Lynch. How awesome can that be? And the subject? The story is based on a real life guy who killed his mother with a saber. It's called "My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done".
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Maybe there will be an happy ending to this year after all.
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Yeah I am, I'm gonna try to put up something tonight. Just like missing 2 weeks has been hard trying to get caught back up. Plus I've been extremely lazy. I've read a bunch, I am thinking of doing a big ole mini reviews since some of them will be old.
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Terrific film!
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You gotta apply and submit a peice of work. They want you to do 3-4 articles a week (i only do about 2). Its kind of at your own pace deal. I'm trying to figure out how to get my thing more out there. If you sign up, say I refered you. Plus most of the movie writing on there is crap. You can sign up to be the "movie" or whatever for your area if they have one near you. They are pretty much trying to kill newpapers.
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Seems like he really enjoyed Sons Of Anarchy last night.
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That Herzog movie sounds awesome. I would love to see Lynch foster new talent, though any money given to Herzog is good too. I have given up on Lynch after Inland Empire, the dudes head is in his ass. I should be watching his daughters other movie later this week.
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Based off of hits, which is why I am trying to get you guys to check it out, plus I try not to write crap. But I don't think I've seen any money from them. My article about the new boondocks trailer made about $8. I doubt this one will make more then a dollar.
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The Oklahoma City MMORPG Examiner, who is ALWAYS in the top five with like two articles. So I don't know how she does it.
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I'm genetically predisposed to love anything that Lynch does, even if it's a movie where he is up his ass. I have no shame to admit i really loved Inland Empire. And when Lynch said that the movie actually made sense, he was not bullshitting, it actually does. But not in a clear cut, traditional way. Of course!But really, two Herzog movies in the same year, one opf them produced by Lynch. It's like too good to be true! I'm still waiting to know what's the catch.
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Really? They are rebooting this for the second time?
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Are you registered with Rotten Tomatoes? That would help, especially on movies that don't get tons of reviews. Is it easy to register with them?
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Says anything and everyone believes it. He's a dick to his fans, but I bet he's a cool guy in real life.
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I may try.
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Was very easy. I mean its like a real job application and all.
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No, man, i think he's right. Inland Empire does make sense, and the clue is in the last scene before the end credits scene with the women listening to that song. In fact, the whole point of the movie is laboured all throughout the movie, including Laura Dern's own character. He's not bullshittting. i think Lynch never bullshit,s but people take wwhat he says differenly then what he's really saying. And i bet he has a blast with it. The thing is, i think Lynch is far more normal guy then most people think.
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There really is no point arguing about him. If you think Inland Empire meant something, fine. I may have when I saw it, but I have no want to watch it again. Its just an awful movie that phsyically painful to watch and just nonsense thats not even fun like his other stuff.
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If you find Inland Emprie difficult and painful to watch, i think you are doing Lynch a much bigger praise then my by liking it. The movie was made on porpose to be harsh to watch. The man pulled no punches.The reason why i believe the movie makes sense, and this is me talking, is, well, not explained initself, but shown inthe penultimum scene, when we see the polish housewife sobbing at the TV, and the husband enters and she runs to him and huggs him. So what is the movie? The mvoie is the housewife mind watchign a soap opera, and indentifying the fictional character of the soap opera she is watchign with the real person who is the actress. It's no different then what most of us do, when he mix up an actor with their most well known roles and we can't see one without the other, like clint Easthood as major ass-kicker, you know? And in a strange representation, the housewife herself, realises that she is watching a fictional world, evne if seh is taking it very seriously ebcause she is identifying so much with the character she sees herself as the character, but she sees herself at afar, watching her. Her identification with the main character also realsies, inconsicously, that she is a different person watchingthe show. then she mizes witrh the main character events or things she heard happened in her native Poland.If you think that Inland empire is madness, then there's methode in the madness. It's not for nothing the movie is called INLAND EMPIRE. The title itself provides explanation.
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We can argue about ANYTHING. There's no off limits subjects. None whatsoever.
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Its the Emperor has no clothes. You believe he's got some, good for you, me personally I don't like starring at David Lynch shriveled small cock for 3 hours.
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What camera do you shot your films on? Digital?
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So I watched this short that he did in film school under Scorsese. In the video, Scorsese seemed to be struggling to find non-committal things to say about him. And the movie was pretty bad. Almost as if the film school scene in The Doors was autobiographical. Except Stone's short was more boring.
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So am I the only cynical fuck that didn't buy the very end of that movie? Or that could've done without the lovey-dovey Penny/Desmond/Widmore bits altogether?
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time to watch a movie.
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that what i think.
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noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
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You are really making your dreams become reality. There is no higher honor on these boards that I could give you than to say: You are a Professional.
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Fred felt a disturbance in the force! It was Outlander calling Fred home! Hello all! Hello Mavra Chang!
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I have to go to work but I wanted to swing through and tell you hello. Have a great night guys!
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-I*T* N*E*E*D*S* G*I*A*N*T* R*O*B*O*T*S*. And/or Lions. Git both in there, and you KNOW yer gonna have a hit. I was Busting a gut laughing while reading Jarv-Jarv's rending of Mammaries of Mommy. Mammaries--don't even fuckin' bother tangling w/ Jarv. You're just getting hosed w/ acid and you just are too DUMB to notice. And no, I donno why Franco didn't chew it up and spit it out, neither.
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He and ToadKillerDawg here have been regaling everyone w/ their Tony Stark Avengers Manse party. Kinda fun. I remember that Starlord from about '80 that was black and white, had forgotten it was by John Byrne. That, actually HAD Giant Robots in it-after a fashion really.
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Hi! How is life treating you?
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Fred remembers that you think everything goes better with Giant Robots!
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I like Spain also I just threw it under the bus for the sake of the joke. I've had some nice times in Spain over the years. It seems that not only is AssholeLife a pedantic chuckle head but he's also FLAMINGLY homophobic. Just when I think ol AssLife can't sink any lower somehow he manages to find the deeper subbasement. It's a skill to be that dumb, its almost impressive, almost.I now eagerly await the next homophobic broadside from Asslife but we'll have to wait for the electric grid in the lesser part of Iberia to start working again. That's usually around 0730hrs local goat fucker time.
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But I wanted to say, you and Jarv cracked me the fuck up!
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Sep 09, 2009 10:32:21 PM CDT
Bando you asked "why Franco didn't chew it up and spit it out"
by xiphos_2
Because who would want Portugal.
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It so very easy to rile memories of an asslife. I figure I owed it to Isaac Asimov since the lesser Iberian goat fucker is besmirching Asimov reputation and good name. Not to mention spitting on the ideas behind Asimov's work.
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oops. Watching Say Anything, never seen it before.
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With the exception of The Hobbit I could give a flying fuck less about anything posted there. However the Hobbit is fun and it has the battle of five armies and the charge of the king under the mountain and Smaug. All those elements makes me interested.I'm curious to see how they handle Smaug. If they pull of a good dragon design and it looks realistic it gives me high hopes for when Jackson gets around to filming the Temeraire movie. hopefully sometime soon.Temeraire is the one movie I'm actually looking forward to. Please Mr. Jackson, please, make a good movie out of the books. It will kick ass if you do.
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Rotten Tomatoes is a pain. No wonder AICN isn't on their. You need to be part of some critics association, or be a printed critic. Plus you need to have at least 50 reviews online. I wonder if these reviews hate AICN or not. Because while most of them probably have better written reviews (not all the time though) AICN has to get more hits then most of them.
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Oh god it stars Ellen Page. Not seeing it, seriously that guy sucks balls at casting "women" in his movies.
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Don't try the multiple vote thingie from the same computer- it seems the rules say multi votes will be deleted.
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Aliens in the old west, damn Sci Fi I think you've suckered me this weekend.
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Are the new version of Corman flicks.
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Inland Empire does not make sense. You pretentious, deluded cunt. Fuck off and die in fire. Laura Dern herself (who fucking produced it, for god's sake) said that not only did it not make any sense whatsoever, but it wasn't meant to. You're like one of those intergalactic sized tools that looks at the random daubings of a 6 year old and tries to find some deep artistic meaning in them.
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divvy cunt. You'd better go and wipe your fucking keyboard down having just shat all over it. What the fuck do the following things even mean: "The reason why i believe the movie makes sense, and this is me talking, is, well, not explained initself, but shown inthe penultimum scene, when we see the polish housewife sobbing at the TV, and the husband enters and she runs to him and huggs him. So what is the movie" "If you think that Inland empire is madness, then there's methode in the madness. It's not for nothing the movie is called INLAND EMPIRE. The title itself provides explanation." Absolute crap.
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explanation that the whole film is what some polish housewife is watching on TV (although that's as good an explanation as any). That would imply narrative sense. Which would ignore the fragmented nature of the film, the fucking rabbits, the recurrence of Dern as about 10 different characters, and the housewife herself. Series is right- the Emperor has no clothes. It's the cinema equivalent of Watchmen. To borrow Conti's explanation: it isn't deep. It's a muddy puddle. You can't see the bottom of it because of the shit, but that doesn't mean it is deeper than a few inches. And Series, dude, don't encourage him. If you give him half an opening he'll vomit a half understood symbolism 101 lecture on to you. The cunt.
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Guess the poster: "You are too retard and stupid to coment on any country. I lament the country that has to suiffer such a stupid cunt like you. You give your country a bad name. Fucking idiot. Retard, stupid, idiot, ignorant, sycophantic and xenophobic. You are all shit." Then: "You got it totally wrong. The rest of the eorld ADORES ST:TOS. It's huge! It's dearly beloved." Leaving aside the heinous arse-rape the English Language is receiving here, I like how he thinks he can vouch for X billion people all liking Nerd Trek. What a cunt.
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Aitareya Upanishad: "We are like the spider. We weave our life and then move along in it. We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives in the dream. This is true for the entire universe." David Lynch in car: "I'm so depressed,I don't know what i'm doing. I have not got a clue. It's an experiment."
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I don't know anyone that likes Nerd Trek. It's viewed with a vague mixture of scorn and fondness- like a retarded cousin smearing shit in it's own hair. Which is what they do for entertainment in the asshole of Europe. That's right, cocksucker, Portugal is more of a toilet than Romania or Albania.
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Excellent username. Your definition of art is fine. Art doesn't have to have a meaning and I don't think Inland Empire does. My scorn is reserved for the little hypocrite above that has desperately tried to find some meaning where there isn't any, because he's incapable of appreciating it for any artistic merit that it may or may not have. I personally don't like it- but I don't like it because it bores me and gives me a headache.
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seen posted on AICN. That's nearly dangerously highbrow.
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bitches.
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Sep 10, 2009 3:47:10 AM CDT
I also don't know anyone that is even remotely interested...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
in Star Trek, except for my sister who saw the new movie (the first ST she's ever seen) and loved it. And she mostly has decent taste in flicks. What is ST: TOS? Is that the series with Shatner? Because I can't remember that shit being on Australian tv in my lifetime. Therefore I don't know anyone that watches it, let alone loves it enough for it to be considered "beloved".
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I'm off for a smoke now. I've been on the receiving end of a highly self righteous post from some cunt called elanor over the LOTR thing.
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I'm in the process of quitting smoking. I haven't had a smoke at work for at least two weeks. I'm down to a couple of cheeky ones in the evening. I'll check out what "Elanor" has to say.
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it's too expensive if your not on DF's. My fault for trolling really.
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maybe they don't suck. But, as an English fan I happen to know that they do blow horribly.
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I only saw the last 30 minutes, so I can only comment on that. So I will. I didn't really witness a good performance by England. What I witnessed was a pathetically inept performance by Croatia. Did England deserve to win? Definitely. But the final result flattered. But good on you for finally joining us in the World Cup!
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Sep 10, 2009 4:35:26 AM CDT
Yeah, I purposefully didn't buy DF's when I...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
came back from holidays recently. I'm on the rollies now. It also helps me keep a lid on the smokes since if I want one, I actually have to go out of my way to roll one.
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England broke them in that time. It was unreal. They could easily have been 5-0 up at half time (heskey missed 2 sitters and Lenon missed 1)I couldn't believe I was watching an England side. The second half took the piss, but the game was over by the time Lampard scored. Croatia were completely thrashed off the park. They're still shit, mind, and bound to lose on penalties in the Quarter Finals.
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May be on for that 7-0. England keep picking the wrong side. Strauss, Colly, Swann, Anderson look knackered and the rest don't look up to it. Prior is not a number 3.
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Still persisting with Bopara. Prior at 3 is ridiculous. He's a late order (6 or 7) slugger. The only player that looks decent is Strauss. White looks like the real deal. Punter's back for the next game. They should drop Hussey and keep White in the team.
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Sep 10, 2009 4:58:07 AM CDT
Jarv I think you missed The Iberian failures two biggest lies
by xiphos_2
Well actually you called him on one about ST:TOS. The sheep raper goes into a fit retard rage when ever somebody points out that The new Star trek made bank world wide so people did go to see it more then once and enjoyed it. Yet ricky retardo uses the same argument, but that's ok, because its his "strong" argument cooked up in his goat syphllis infected brain.The biggest lie he told is this one:"You must have better friends then me. I can't even get my friends to help me move." I believe goat fucker number friends is equal to the times Lockesbrokenleg has touched a female in anyway. That number is zero and decreasing.
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I did that for the two weeks I smoked in High School. It was a pain in the ass and since I'm lazy I went back to chewing tobacco. Man was that a motherfucker to quit.
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I thought he had plenty of friend in PMGLA (Portuguese Man Goat Love Association), and surely it can't be that hard to carry a few milk crates from one shit covered and fly infested hovel to another one a few yards down the road.
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Saw Outlander the other week, on one a them DVDs, which was pretty good. Needed more Ron Perlman, but I liked it well enough, and it was good to finally see the film that brought so many of us nerds together on this Ain't It Cool.How are you all doing, by the way?I hope all you CoC types are keeping well.
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Yeah, it keeps me in check. If I roll my own I tend to smoke far less. Especially when drinking (since I've been known to get to the point where rolling a smoke would be physically impossible!). I've heard chewing baccy is the hardest of the tobacco related habits to kick.
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Where the fuck have you been you cuntish, dole-bludging, layabout!
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about who said it. It's still a carved in stone fact that the burro blower has no friends.
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what's up hoss? How ya doing?
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christ on a moped. What have I got to do to get rid of you?
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are you still loafing? I roll my own fags, as I'm perpetually skint and have grown to quite like them. I am now a ninth dan ninja at drunkenly rolling.
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Got a new job, but if they catch you using the internet tubes you are subjected to a public flogging that would make even Mel Gibson wince, so the AICN has been off limits for a while (day off today).It's a shame. I miss talking about shit and whatnot with you fine folks.
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Bout time you got off your ass! I was getting damn jealous of your perpetual lazyness!
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it's unsporting to do that.
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Glad to see some of the regulars are still here. I would report in on how many films I've seen, but I lost my fucking list.If it helps, I tried to watch a TV movie starring Shannon Doherty's nipples and Mac out of The Unit yesterday. Forgot what it was called. It was shit.
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Yeah it was mother to quit because I had a three pouch a day habit.
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I was sick of paying my taxes to support your scrounging. hehehe
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How was the summer of Franklin T. Marmoset? did you cover yourself in velvet and eat blocks of cheese like George Costanza wanted to do on Seinfeld?
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3 pouch a day habit? I've never actually had chewing tobacco, but that sounds like a lot. I only associate chewing tobacco with cowboys, baseball and Blain. "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
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I'm so used to them now, I can't smoke a professionally rolled fag any more. It's like having a giant novelty rubber cigarette in your mouth.
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Now if Danny, Jonah and Chitty somehow reappear all the lost and fallen will have returned.With that sentiment I'm out, time eat dinner. Franklin nice to see you out and about.
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I clocked up some quality laziness, and never once (this is for you, Jarv, because I know you have some Tory-esque concerns) claimed any benefits to pay for it.It was all me, all the the time! I am deeply sad it is over.A summer of intense laziness is recommended to you all.
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I'm not convinced that being a sexual T-rex is a good thing. Aren't they extinct?
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I'll pop in here and there when I can.Tell JPT and HOD and Mavra and toad and all the other people I like (but whose names I can't remember) I said hello.Also, tell them I said they should not, under any circumstances, subject themselves to the Friday 13th remake. It's shit.
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Yeah, the last of it's kind died when an ugly motherfucker of an alien with a shoulder mounted laser splattered it's insides all over a south american jungle.
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Take it easy.
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Yeah it was a FUCKING lot. I started when I was like 13 and after I enlisted it became a necessity/powerful addiction. That shit was costing me nearly $100USD a WEEK. and I was making like maybe a grand a month even with jump pay.Oh by the way since its just me, the English and one captive Aussie living in London, I would like to send some props to the English Paratroopers and Royal Marines for carrying out a niffty hostage rescue. Nice job men.
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Shit Trek made less money worldwide then Terminator: Salvation. Which in itself is pretty depresing news in that the new Terminator movie is a terrible movie itself. but it's enlighting in the way how fully dellusional the Shit trek groupies are when they think that movie is making the kind of bank it isn't. Worldwide, Shit Trek made about 130 million dollars. It's 120 million dollars less then the american domestic box office results. It's less then the movie's own production budget. By all accounts it's a failure. Internationally, Shit Trek is a flop. Even domestically it's not doing that brillantly. With a movie that had a production cost of 160 millions and about half of that for advertizement, the domestic box office of 250 millions is nothing to brag about. and if we consider that half that money (and the international box office) goes to the distributors, Shit trek is not floating on cash, quite the contray, it's still pretty much in the red.I think Shit trek will eventually make a profit, and a confortable one, but only when the home entertaiment sales start to count in. But theatrically, the movie is doing pretty poorly. And the interntional performance is, for the scale of the production of that movie, is abysmal. Those are the facts, that is the truth. There's nothing raging or fit about this. The only rage and fit is from the Shit Tek groupies who prefer to ignore reality to keep up their fantasy. That is the real retard. Teach them right to be betting blindly on the wrong horse. And i only give any cosideration for the Shit Trek box office only in the sense that it has been since the start the Shit trek groupies strongest argument they came up to support and justify the movie.Was that clear enough for you?
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fuck right off with that. I am a neo-anarchist deconstuctionalist. I wanted to be a nihilistic humanist but Mrs. Jarv wouldn't let me. I love Calvin and Hobbes
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nobody here cares about Nerd Trek. Nobody here gives a stale bantha turd for your opinion. Kindly fuck off or do I have to induce another aneurysm?
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everyone I know that has seen new nerd trek liked it, whereas everyone hated T4. And yet, they appear equally in box office receipts. Repeat after me you shitty olive oil lubed ringpiece of a human: Box office does not equal popularity, let alone quality.
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Never really got into that. I was more a Peanuts man. Or Garfield. Even Hagar! And on a slightly related note, I used to LOVE Mad Magazine.
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That was a good job. Burro Blower. Goat Humper. Those are good! Man Goat Love Association. Yuppers. That's Mammaries of Mommy right there! Bring the red matter.
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I didn't hate T4. It wasn't great, but it was by no means shit. As someone else has put it, it's like a highlights package of other action flicks.
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But neither were things I'd buy or whatever. Once round da block was more than enough. Though I hear Trek X is really popular in Oporto.
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that's not exactly overwhelming love for it though is it?
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because you used the same fallacius argument on Jarv by making an unsupportable statement about Billions of people loving ST:OS. yet fuck knuckle you went on screaming mimi fits when anybody blew up your badly constructed arguments that Dork Trek was a failure by simply showing that people saw the movie multipal times. The grosses show that.Is that clear enough donkey raper? if not I can translate it for you. I'll do it anyways because I'm cool like that.Baaaaa, baa, baaaaaa baaa baaaaaa baaaaaaa. Remeber this raper of sheep BAAAAAAAAAA MEANS NAAAAAAAAAAA!Hmmm, now I feel like Lamb for supper.
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were not all that overwhelmingly great or bad. they were on par with most every movie over the last decade, sort of limp and just sort of there. They were almost instantly forgettable in my opinion.
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ciao.
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Lunch is horrid. Banana for me, then.
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in the other TB.
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TB. Jackson was a kiddie-fiddler. How people pretend that he wasn't is a fucking mystery to me.
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that they're trying to get the degenerates of the music industry to perform at his tribute concert. Chris Brown = Woman beater R. Kelly = Statutory Rapist (at fucking least) MJ = Kiddie fiddler. Get Gary Glitter on board and we've got ourselves a concert.
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I think Gary is currently engaged though.
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to film it.
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And now he's gone.Speaking of soccer, Mexico is damn near close to qualifying. That win yesterday wasn't overwhelming but it's a win.Wathced Observe and Report last night. It's official: I'm sick of Seth Rogen. Not like I need to tell Jarv this but avoid that movie at all costs. I'm not even sure why it exists.I miss my cigars. Talk about an expensive goddamn habit, which is why I haven't smoked one in months.So Milla Jovovich just did a fully nude magazine spread for something called Purple. She's a little thin but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating pork ribs with her feet.And here's my words of wisdom for today: never date a chick younger than you by double digits. The mind fuck games they play.
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Sep 10, 2009 7:46:37 AM CDT
And get Jeffrey Jones to MC it!
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Is Latte Girl messing with your mind, HOD?
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Peace bro.
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Got it as well, just haven't had a chance to watch it yet.
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and saw Jeter tie Gehrig for career hits as a Yankee. A nice moment to be sure, but some observations from the game and Yankee fans:1) It was quite expected that the yankees would come back and win that one. No doubts. As a Met fan, this is quite the foreign concept and I'm unable to replicate those feelings.2)While Jeter got the record, and the crowd most certainly cheered, it's not like they were going absolutely batshit crazy over it. Why? Because they have come to fucking expect all this great shit to happen to them time and time again. They don't really *appreciate* all this shit because it's old hat to them. Fuck, I hate them. There's never any collapses or disarray with that team. It's disgusting.
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A chick a decade or more younger than me. The whole relating to each other wouldn't seem to be there....
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Those damn hogs!
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seriously. Unemployment is rampant and we seem to have dredged one up from the shallow end of the gene pool
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see you in an hour. Not impressed at this.
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with Austrian help. That's just nasty
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And she's a great girl and all. And smart as hell. We talk about politics and religion and some other real heady stuff. The other day we discussed globalization for hours. So there's no shortage of stuff for us to talk about and we have so much in common we have a great connection.But for all her maturity at the end of the day she's still a kid (figuratively speaking) who doesn't always know what she wants and she messes with my head more than I'd like. But she's the Latte Girl so I'm hanging in there because I sure do like my coffee.Don't bother with Observe and Report, Droid. It's really dreadful. I kept asking myself why I continued to watch it.There's no team in professional sports I hate as much as the Yankees. I want something big and flaming to fall from the sky on the stadium during their next home game.
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is quite amusing. Dioxholsterreturns is a hilarious nutcase. Is he the one that got banned for threatening Beaks or Mori or whoever? And who sayed that immortal line "To smell the man is to know the man?"
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It was before my time.
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Who are the favorites this year?
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Was the director Lynch wants to be. The both got their first hits in 77, they even look kind of similar. Just Croneberg can make a better film.
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Probably the Oilers.
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Homie don't play that.
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What do homie play?
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Just not that.
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Why the fuck does IMDB always fuck up? Whats wrong with that site.
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I personally don't like it- but I don't like it because it bores me and gives me a headache.
Thats how I see it too. And I don't get how people would find that enjoyable. I met this guy the other day that told me he saw it twice and theaters and couldn't believe I didn't like it? See that's my problem with Lynch fans, like its unfathomtable that you couldn't find some childhood wonderment and joy out of one of his films. But you mention a dumb movie you like and they try to shit all over you. Its like hey I love Emmerichs Godzilla, but I know its fucking stupid. Same thing can be said about your love for starring at a dark screen for two hours. This is the same guy that BELIEVES! KNOWS! That Southland Tales is gaining popularity on DVD and will become a cult hit SOON! More so then Speed Racer will. He couldn't believe I'd never seen Godfather, but Southland Tales is like his favorite movie of all time......think about that. -
I thought everyone had seen that.
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that was animalstructure. The most evil, repellent fascist cunt ever to grace these boards. He makes Shogunshin look balanced.
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Frankie's description of the end makes me really, really want to see that.
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I think Cronenberg is more consistently good, but Lynch has made the best film of the pair of them.
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Lawnmower Man or whatever it was called?
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I've spent a demeaning hour doing shit way beneath me and I've got another demeaning one coming up.
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Yeah thats like assuming everyone showers at least once a day. Don't think that. Sure as a movie person it would make sense. But its not the 70s anymore, the further you get away from a movie the less important it becomes to the masses. I just never cared for gangsters/mob stuff so I never actively seeked it out. I may have seen it when I was way young, but nothing I would remember. I hate the notion that just BECAUSE its considered a classic EVERYONES had to have seen it. I mean it makes more sense to say, Titanic, I would have thought everyone has seen that.
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Sep 10, 2009 9:57:36 AM CDT
Lost Jarv, i was talking to Xiphos, so mind your own business
by asimovlives
and fuck off.
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The Fly up against any of Lynch's stuff.
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Thing is, i can understand why you or anybody else will not like the movie. The movie doesn't make it easy on anybody, you either go with the program or not. I did go with the program, and you didn't. It happens. It's not an easy movie, and it makes no appologies for it. that intransegence is one of the things tha tmake sme like it, but i can understand why somebody wouldn't.
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Is just an attempt at Art for the sake of art. Anyone can throw dog shit on a wall and call it art, it just depends on who else is there and agrees with that person that it is art. At the end of the day its just shit on a wall. That’s what Inland Empire is, just Lynch is surrounded by people that think his shit is art. Sure you can tell me shit on a wall is a HARD and CHALLENGING concept to comprehend and enjoy. Well, I don't want to be the sort of person that enjoys shit on a wall. I could live without it. To each their own.
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Mainly for enjoyment, I mean whats the point of watching a movie you clearly don't enjoy. As a movie person I'll give every movie a shot, sometimes two. But with Lynch films, sure there may be some deeper message their that I didn't get. But with most of his films I didn't enjoy sitting through them the first time, so why would I care to go back a second time. They are just tedious and banal on purpose. And in that tedious I'm suppose to find a bigger meaning to this obtuse story that doesn't sound interesting even once its explained. Its like a lame puzzle where the end result was not worth the work. And personally I think as an artist if your piece of art can't be enjoyed by the masses then its not that great. You can't reach a big audience by being overtly vauge just for the sake of being vauge to keep your mystique. It just shows that you can't tell a good story, so you use tricks and techniques that you make up to make your work seem more important and meaningful then it really is.
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sorry. Better than The Fly (I love the fly, but The Elephant Man is a masterpiece). It's subjective, so what the hell.
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or I'd induce another fit in you like yesterday.
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"hing is, i can understand why you or anybody else will not like the movie. The movie doesn't make it easy on anybody, you either go with the program or not. I did go with the program, and you didn't. It happens. It's not an easy movie, and it makes no appologies for it. that intransegence is one of the things tha tmake sme like it, but i can understand why somebody wouldn't." Christ on a fucking bike. How fucking stupid are you? Do you like it because you're scared of admitting that it's actually complete crap as you may look stupid? Even when you take into account that everyone can tell that you are stupid regardless? Don't encourage him series.
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I'm not surprised he likes it. The cunt has never had a thought that wasn't banal.
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Sep 10, 2009 10:18:51 AM CDT
Pirates 2: Stagnatti's Revenge
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
I thought everyone had seen that?
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Most of Lynch's films to the fashion industry. Like most of the "fashion" insustry is just crap that people sit around and judge. Those run way show with models wearing shit NO ONE is every going to wear. A run way show is how I view Lynch films. Like Anna Wintour, the fashion god came on letterman the other day wearing sunglasses when she walked out. Sure she thinks thats a cool fashion statement, but she looked fucking stupid. But since she is SO famous in the fashion world no one would ever question her. Same with Lynch.
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Ok totally forget about that. Yeah thats better then the fly. I thought you were gonna say Eraserhead. I always forget he did The Elephant Man.
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So when I hang out with this Inland Empire #1 fan again this weekend. I'll have a better argument.
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That Elephant Man is his best. I bet most of them have never seen it, since its not really COOL to like that one.
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I always got mad at old people for hating new stuff because they didn't like it. As I get older I see why. Not in the same way though, I still like stupid popular shit, its the more outthere stuff. As you get older I think you come to realize that its all just crap and that you'd rather listen to or watch something pleasent then annoying.
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If a work is inaccessible or impenetrable or only understood by it's creator, then what is the point of having mass distribution? Is it, a 'see, look what I did' pleasure? Is it an 'I can't believe some dumb ass actually paid me money to let me explore my inner realm and to hell with the audience' I understand the creative process. Sometimes a creator does create only for himself/herself. I think Gravity's Rainbow by Pynchon is a prime example of a work that can only be understood by it's creator. I have yet to hear one description of it - either in the classes i took, or the reviews I read, that can explain that work. It was a painful slog - funny at times, but wholly unsatisfying because in the end, I firmly believe only Pynchon knows what it means - if even he does. Lynch can be the same way - although I loved his Dune. Some works are solely for the purpose of the creator, and some creators could care less if it is understood or not. That is fine, but I do not have to like it or buy it. And will definitely avoid a repeat.
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The new beatles stuff? How are we still number 1?
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Sep 10, 2009 10:33:50 AM CDT
I lost all interest in Lynch by watching...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
a certain little shitfest called Mulholland Drive. I was quiet a fan after Twin Peaks and Lost Highway. I doubt I'll ever bother watching Inland Empire.
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Seriously, that book/song/movie? totally makes complete sense! Thats what I would have said if I was a Pynchon fan. Its almost like the opposite of mass market advertizing effect. Those people that reject popular things, just swing the total opposide end of the spectrum and act the same way everyone else does about popular things as they do about unpopular things.
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He got banned for trolling something like 1000 posts in the Stargate Atlantis gets cancelled TB.
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Is the perfect example of Lynch fans. Mainly because more people have seen it. I actually enjoyed the first 2/3rds of the movie, but the last 1/3rd shit the bed. Everyone tells me how it TOTALLY explains EVERYTHING MAN! But no. Mulholland Drive was initially a pilot for a TV show...no one picked it up. So he tacked on a random ass end and called it a movie. And everyone fucking bought it.
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There are no chapter selections, because Lynch doesn't believe in chopping up his film....yet it was going to be a fucking TV show.
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On the Eraserhead DVD there is a thing to make sure your Black and white setting is correct. And I think he talks about it and you can tell that he is pissed about it. Like he expects everyone to calibrate their TV before they watch anything.
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yeah, the no chapters break is really weird. It's a bitch if you want to move right to the lesbian sex scene.
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Love both of them too much. They do no compete, in my mind.
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But what if there's people besides the filmmakers who actually get the movies? And what if for some, that impenetrability might be part of the fun? What then? They are wrong, is that it? some people find that a movie that doesn't answer all the question to be an enthralling experience. i certainly find lot of fun and enthusiasm watching movies by Lynch and Cronenberg which are a string of questions without any easy answers, or that do not even any answers at all. Is that bad? Is that wrong? Frankly, movies like that can be a breath of fresh air, after having to suffer from so much typical Hollywood blockbuster dumb bullshit.Lynch's movies also reminds me of the infinite possibilities of cinema. That movies do not need to follow formula, that movies can be about many other things then just easy to digest popcorn, that movies are not bound, that there's more ways to make movies and telling tales then just the normal mall theater type. I find that notions enthralling, and reminds me why i fell inlove with movies to begin with.
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You described a good Lynch film. Inland Empire isn't that. There is no answer, if there is if nor worth the time and effort. And yes other people can have different opinions. And I agree with you about Lynch's connection and importence with the movie world. JD Sallinger once said that there was no meaning to Catcher In The Rye, nothing is a smybol its just a story. Then my teacher said but that's not important. I was pissed, I was like well if the fucking guy who wrote the story said that there is nothing there why are we still looking. I mean I get her point and everyone sees art in a different way. But to each their own. As for Inland Empire I remember it making some sort of sense when I saw it. I couldn't tell you now, but I knew that was just my take on it. With Lynch films there probably isn't a finite answer, which can be fun. But with shit like Empire its not fun. I mean it was fucking Three hours. Even good movies that are three hours aren't that fun.
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You fucking lying goat shagger. You don't "get" IE, because there's nothing to "get". All you've done is make up a bullshit narrative that doesn't fucking exist so you can pull some psuedo intellectual garbage and maintain your wholly unmerited sense of superiority. Especially considering that you've spent the last few hours trying to find hidden meaning in a barnyard animal's rectum.
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Sep 10, 2009 11:34:55 AM CDT
trying to find hidden meaning in a barnyard animal's rectum.
by series7
You taking about that Kevin James animated film? Its a thinker!
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"Lynch's movies also reminds me of the infinite possibilities of cinema. That movies do not need to follow formula, that movies can be about many other things then just easy to digest popcorn, that movies are not bound, that there's more ways to make movies and telling tales then just the normal mall theater type. I find that notions enthralling, and reminds me why i fell inlove with movies to begin with." That sounds like a manifesto for absolute garbage. You complete cunt. The fact is, inland empire is cinematic masturbation and you're sitting there like the star turn in a bukake party with your mouth open. You absolute cunt.
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People who play Super Mario Brothers are pathetic
by mraig
If you want to be a plumber and murder turtles, why don't you go to plumber school and then stop by an aquarium on the way home? Jesus, people are lazy today. -
utter crap. If you want therapy, Mr. Lynch, go and see a shrink. Don't fucking film it.
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I'm still laughing about MJ's perfect 10= 2 five year olds.
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At least its visually interesting, unlike Inland Empire. Eraserhead had some cool technical stuff to it, Inland Empire just didn't have the budget for lights.
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I'm going to do it, just to annoy you. DC has The Fly, Videodrome, Eastern Promises, History of Violence, Scanners, The Brood, that one with the nympho apartment block in the plus column and Crash as a huge fucking negative (not to mention his acting). Lynch has Twin Peaks, Dune, Elephant Man, Straight Story, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway in the plus with IE/ Mullholland Drive and Eraserhead as huge fucking negatives. Bigger than crash. However, Elephant Man and Blue Velvet are better than anything Cronenburg has done. To sum up, when on form, Lynch is better, but when off form, far worse
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it wasn't anywhere near interesting enough. Classic my ass.
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As a classic is more in the sense of what it was when it came out. One of the first underground hits, it played in cinemas for forever. It showed a lot of people that you could do werid shit with film. American people, sorry. He opened the door to more experimental film making, in that sense its a classic. Kind of like Deep Throat, its not a good movie, but it let the world know about this magical act.
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I could've have ended that a lot better. its not a good movie, but it got a lot of bitches sucking some dick.
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Ah, Shivers!
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Nor as much as Assholelives is about to swallow now we're talking about Lynch. I'm fairly iconoclastic about "Classic" films. I don't care that it's meant to be classic. If it bores or pisses me off then it's garbage.
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nasty shit. Loved it.
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Naked Lunch, The Dead Zone and Dead Ringers as well. And he gave us Micheal Ironside. Who did Lynch give us? That Jack guy who's dead? Plus Cron seems like a cool guy, Lynch always comes off as pompous ass.
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http://www.ioffer.com/selling/flyboydvds
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You are killing me man! I am laughing my rear end off. BTW your buddy responded in the Hobbit TB
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and pretty much the whole cast of Twin Peaks. To be absolutely fair, he also resusitated Hopper Isabella Rosellini, Laura Dern. Not to mention that Hopkins wasn't exactly big before the Elephant Man. I agree, Cronenburg is consistently better, but Lynch has done the 2 best films of either of them. I forgot Wild at Heart.
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On Netflixs. Anyone heard of Magic with Anthony Hopkins?
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I'm pretty sure I've seen Magic as a kid.
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but I have difficulty remembering that one other than the image of the underarm appendage.
And The Brood is underrated.
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I was taking about giving them their big breaks. Dune was Kyle MacLachlan first movie. And Scanners was Ironsides first known movie. Seeing that Magic came out before Elephant man I think that's what secured his role as Lecture. Laura Dern didn't really need ressurection she was still an up and comer, and since her parents are famous she didn't need to try that hard. Hopper and Isabella Rosellini, eh debatable.
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Parts of that are great, parts of it seem mean-spirited to me.
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Isabella Rossellini fifth movie, so its kind of her break to.
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Made James Woods famous.
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Lynch and Cron are friends or not? Or do they hate each other. I think it would be better if they hated each other.
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Voice work on Captain Planet.
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arsehole. I nailed that intentional fallacy argument. That post of his was as dickish as I've ever seen.
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the "fight pollution" cartoon? Really?
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I can't think of anything.
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Blue Velvet.
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She counts.
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Hey all, hows it going?
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long time no see. How goes it?
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But probably made around the same time. Still Dern + MacLachlan still can't touch Ironside. That aren't even as good as his name alone.
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is to David Lynch as Shelley Duvall is to Altman?
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I usually find her to be the most annoying aspect of every film she's in. She's like a louder version of Gwyneth Paltrow. But not as annoying in real life, probably because I never hear shit about her and she doesn't seem like a COMPLETE bitch.
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JP and the coming out episode of Ellen what has Laura Dern done?
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But I never saw that. Anyone?
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she's pretty hilarious in Wild at Heart. And she's really good at being a somewhat grotesque version of a normal gal.
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It's stretchy.
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It goes quite well. Almost halfway through graduate school and then hopefully on to a better paying, less soul devestating job.
I've been keeping up with your reviews over at Mavra, they keep getting better and better. When I see something particularly crappy I stick it away in my mind and try to remember to tell you about it later.
As I type this I have High Plains Invaders running in the background. It's Spike and Cowboys vs. Aliens. That would be Spike the vampire, not Spike the channel.
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there is no doubting it.
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But her mom got her that gig.
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Her mom was nominated for an Oscar for Wild At Heart.
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However, Inland Empire ain't one of the good ones.
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come on.
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Not really much differen then before, except now I play with my ring all day. Did you join the Examiner?
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I guess you mean credit. Yeah its not bad, but come on she could have been any actress in that movie.
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Trumps all. There are very few actors better then him, he's on a short list. Too bad he wasn't in more movies.
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I've seen that yonks ago. Like 10 years. It's Alexander Payne I think. I remember it being okay.
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Ciao.
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ITS ON!! Fucking Syfy liers.
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Yeah Paynes first movie. I should watch it I like his stuff, save for Sideways.
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hope to soon. I've been trying to get the Cinematropolis blog puttering along, and it's holding its own, so I think I'll do it this week.
Saw 9 by the way, Series, and figured I'd drop my 2 cents in. No Coheed anywhere in the movie and I ddint hear it in the credits either.
Also, I'm on the opposite end of the Capone spectrum:
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That's what Asimov does. Just his pet goat's ring.
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Do you still have your movie blog?
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But his best flick by a country fucking mile is Election. Chris Kleins fucking good in that flick. His only decent performance other than the mind-blowing awesomeness of Charlie Nash.
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Because the Mexican chica got nekkid. Was there any other reason to watch that movie? I think not.
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Sep 10, 2009 12:46:22 PM CDT
Saffa "chick" runner is a herm!
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
http://tinyurl.com/mk9e5h
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Now I feel like its going to be a let down. Also the fact that the TV spot is hyping the SCREENPLAY BY Pamela Pettler like she's someone important, she did the shitty Corps Bride and pretty good Monster House. So she's 50/50. BUT WHAT FUCKING MOVIE EVER PROMOTES THE SCREENPLAY? Unless its a writer/director thing?
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Save for the, "COMPUTER FRAUD" guy scene. Election is great, but so is About Schmidt. I'd say Election just because its funny as hell.
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Examiner, you should join it now before all the good spots are gone. You can double dip with your blog and Examiner. You can write an article and put it on both. Just make sure you refer me!
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I think you'll like it. The screenplay is the weak point, but for a movie like that it isn't as much about the screenplay. I thought it all worked pretty great actually. Yea, Istill have the movie blog. I included a link to my 9 review above. Go check it out--like I said, I suspect you will still want to see it.
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Im gonna go out for the indie film writer gig...I'll do it right now.
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I just want my Beanie Baby toy now.
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http://www.toywiz.com/neca9.html Though I'm tight on cash right now.
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I finally started watching Supernatural. I'm well through the first season, coming up on last five eps and I bought seasons 2 and 3 this weekend.
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Till I found out that they got Pamela Pettler involved. Its like she gets tacked on to these movies by directors who already got the basic story, to make them more kid friendly.
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Does the score to 9. Maybe he's finally back?
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I dont recall exactly, but my wife and I noted that the compositions were credited to Elfman, but not the music. Someone else--some chick--did the music. I'm not sure how that works exactly.
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Looks like they tag teamed it.
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Danny's protoge, she's been on a lot of stuff he has recently.
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Looks like one of the 9 characters dies, there is a song on the OST called Burial.
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With James Woods and Debby Harry.Hey TKD, you still around?
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What's up? its sort of wierd to talk with you here. I've gotten used to doing so at your place.It seems like we have a new SN convert in the Army of the Winchesters. Welcome aboard and buckle up. Seasons 2,3 amd 4 rock and they get better season to season which is a rare quality lately with TV shows.
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it isn't a spoiler...
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The next track is Ressurrection. I'm not too worried about Spoilers, its not like it turns out at the end 9 is actually dead.
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over other shows...is that there is no namby pamby, this is the mystery that makes it look like a monster, or the monster is something scientific that was mistaken to be something else...
No, if you have people being attacked by a wendigo, it's not a crazy mountain main or a neanderthal or some crazed billies, it's the wendigo-flesh eating, demonic, crazy ass wendigo. Thats why the show works. That and Jensen Ackles. -
Sep 10, 2009 2:22:16 PM CDT
So, a consensus...who thinks I should go to this tomorrow?
by jonah echo
http://cinematropolis.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/dan-aykroyd-confronts-spirits-in-baltimore-tomorrow-be-there/
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I mean, I liked it allright, but it was just very simple. Simple characters and a simplistic plot. And its short- there's not much to it. And 9, the main character, does something so stupid and catastrophic in the beginning that I just got pissed off at the movie for having him do something so aggravating. There is, however, an EXCELLENT use of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" that gave me the chills (that scene also happens to be my favorite from the film). But overall, its just kinda eh. I wanted more.
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The history of what happened before 9 wakes up doesn't make any sense at all.
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Holy Hell, I've been trying to get myself some of that Crystal Skull Vodka for the past month after seeing the ad in Rue Morgue magazine. Actually, when I was at Dragon*Con this past weekend, the liquor store around the corner was selling it, but they had the price jacked up to around $90. But they did have a crystal skull out of the box to pick up and look at. Cool stuff. I definitely want some. So if I were you, I'd be there fo sho. Good to see you back around here too.
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What camera do you use to shot your films?
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Vader...
I dunno though. I'd say all of those elements were simplistic, but I'm not sure it needed to be more complex. I think there is some complexity to it, but that exists much more in the construction of the world.
I think it makes sense, just not in a logical sci-fi way. The film starts to get more fantastical as it goes along.
I will say that I anticipated the ending being something very different, and potentially amazing, but they didn't go that route.
I think the film is very streamlined in it's narrative structure, but I don't think that makes it simplistic or simple-minded. Just my thoughts though. -
I saw that post about my camera and forgot to respond. I've been shooting on HDV with my Canon XH-A1.
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I just love that the music got louder as the sound effects dropped and the realization of what was going to happen dawned on us, the audience, and the characters too. Fantastic bit.
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Its kind of a quest film, a survival film, but once you find out what the dolls are, that's just sorta it. I too expected a different ending and was pretty disappointed I didn't get it. As for the plot holes, thinking back on it, I just can't get the pre-history to make any sense. How long was 9 asleep? Where were the other 8 while 9 was being made? Why don't they know anything about what happened? And the main machine and the talisman... what happened to it? How did it get where it is in the beginning of the movie? I can't work out a good narrative to explain it. Now don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it. I just expected more. Most of the characters are just one-dimensional caricatures, but that same criticism could be lobbed at other films I love, like "Nightmare Before Christmas", but its part of what I mean by "I wanted more". I wanted there to be a bit more depth to the characters.
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Mic with it, or do you have an attachment?
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Universal Studios and the Chiller Network had a scary short film competition and my short made the Top Ten! You can watch it and vote for it here: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/hollywood/2009/videos/Film_Contest.php Mine is called "CHINESE CHILLER". If you like it, please vote for it! I had to shoot and edit in less than 24 hours so that I could mail it off in time.
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I don't own an external shotgun mic or any lavs, so often I borrow a friend's mic, but he lives 2 hours away. I used the onboard mic for "Garden Party Massacre" and the Post-It Note contest video that's on my YouTube page. For the Amazon Ad and the "Chinese Chiller" short (as well as "Zombie Hunters") I used my friend's shotgun mic. Unfortunately, the camera I have does not allow you to record simultaneously with the onboard mic and a mic hooked into the XLR input, but this is a problem Canon rectified by released a special edition version of my camera this past year. Bastards.
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A Sequel?
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Is a LOT better then my handheld handy cam I just got. Then again you are making movies.
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Video of the filming of Elephant and pretty much most of was shot with something that looks like a flip video on a stick with a mic hooked to it.
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All the money from working on that show went toward the camera. Before that I had been using my dad's handicam which shot DV. Before that I used a Sony Hi-8 camera throughout high school. There was no way to get it onto a computer. But now we've got the technology, I may put some of that crap online. And yeah, I'd say there's room for a "9" sequel.
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One they use to make pornos with.
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Can't wait for the first movie shot on this. http://tinyurl.com/q9fuat
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but I'd pay Acker to at least storyboard the real ending(Im just speculating that there was another ) and put it on the dvd... it would have just been too weird I guess for the average audience.
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Cracking the top ten is an achievement no matter what you're doing. Good luck with the voting. Like I tell everyone else here, when you make it big, don't forget the little people. Namely me.And by all means, go Jonah. I never get to go to cool stuff like that so a lot of guys here need to live the cool life through you and DV.
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9, District 9, Nine, and Year One. CRAZY!
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Should have hyped up the release date more. I thought that was cool.
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A film like 9 would normally come out like in the middle of Feb or something. They wouldn't normally give it a middle of the week release just for the sake of the number.
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--Jonah. They seemed to think it ended strangely and wondered if the studio made Acker change his original ending to the one we got.
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Why does every critic say that it looks like EVERY other film we've seen a million times???? Where the fuck are they living where there is an over abundance of sci fi thrillers in space?
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To make it more friendly, remember that lame ending to Monster House?
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And be sure to know that when I do make it big, I'll still be hanging out here talking film with you and acknowledging the influence you guys have all had on me.
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The second you get to shot your first television piolet I want you to be SOOO fucking busy that you don't have time to chit chat! You can mention us in the DVD commentary though.
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How come this has not been placed before my eyeballs before?
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And Dennis Quaid as the frozen Iceman? Yeah I remember loving that movie as a kid.
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dennis quaid was just his buddy.
Wow, I know too much about this movie.
When you hit it big Vader, we will hate everything you do, nitpick it to kingdom come, and then whine and moan how your earlier work(the stuf you made in highschool) was so much better, confidant and emotionally honest. We will call you a sellout and rewrite your scripts on this very website. But, don't take it personally.
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Is how much that Avatar sideshow collectable cost that has been advertized on here. Thats just a little bit less then my new computer. I wonder how many pre orders they've had on that.
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No surprise there. If you want the real Whiteout experience, just read the book. Or ask the manager of your local 7-Eleven if you can play Clue in the beer cooler.
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Soccer, new computer try to see Tetro and try to go to beer festival!
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I still need a job. Unemployment is turning me into a crazy person.
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Mixed w/ Terminator and the New Adventures of Pinnochio(Rankin-Bass, early 60's, not so well known, Canucks love it)-so there ya be. D.Vader is makin' shorts?! Can we see you stage a sequel to Speed Racer ?? filming it in 9 days? Leave in the Monkey and the kid though.
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I'm not a huge Lynch guy ('Eraserhead','Blue Velvet','Lost Highway' is all I've seen and they were all good movies) but 'The Elephant Man' has to be one of the most powerful films I've ever seen.
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First game! Whoo hoo!
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-NOT- 6-10 this time out.
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Straight to another 0-16 season. I already have my Jersey, number 16, and the name Owen on the back.
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and for that matter how is the new Shea. or whatever its now called, stadium
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Highly doubtful the Lions will go 0-16 this year. Possible Yes!
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Giant Robots, just for you.
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That is true but think how amazing it was that the Lions went 0-16 while the NFL enforces boring shitty parity rules that almost guarantee teams an 8-8 season. The Lions couldn't win a single game last season, to me running the table in reverse is more impressive then going undefeated.
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Here's a job lead for you to check out.tinyurl.com/blkjq
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Hoid of it... Hmm
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I just voted for your short sight unseen. Why? Because I have faith, mate. Well, that and I can't actually watch it at work. Good luck.
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Conti's blown a gasket! He's going banana's in the TWITCH.
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Sep 11, 2009 4:50:49 AM CDT
Where's that workshy, shower-dodging, Sooty molester?
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Probably taken the day off for "The Feast of Maximum Occupancy".
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ANYTHING is possible!
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You need a Trevor Howard like acid-tongued Brit to piss off the local Portaguese idiots about all thinks JJ Abrams and Trek. The Oporto Person will be wearing an 'I Boned McCoy' T-shirt. And speak Klingon(badly).
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Holy CRAP I suck. All THINGS. Anyways.
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You wife beater clad, fat, unshaven son of a convict and a kangaroo. I had an elementary brain failure yesterday and wrote The Idiot was by Tolstoy. Fuck knows why I did that. I know it wasn't.
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condescending douchebag. I think I hate LOTR fans more than any other community on here.
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Sep 11, 2009 6:19:41 AM CDT
I'm trying to come up with a domain name
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
churchofchang.com and changian.com are both available!
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Sep 11, 2009 6:27:55 AM CDT
elanor is a boring pretentious cunt with no actual opinion
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
He/she/it deserves a good slapping.
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...Deep Blue Sea. The very definition of dumb entertainment.
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Where the fuck is our new Twitch?
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As you know, being a Yankee hater and all, I'm probably too biased to give a good account of the stadium, but here's what I think...It's quite Romanesque on the outside, and does look nice, though not the baseball feel I like in my stadiums. Inside the concourses, they did lay it out nice. Very wide, so you don't feel too much like cattle, so it's easy to get around. And what's really nice is that it's open straight through to the field, so you can still check out the game while passing through - no walls.Once you are at the field though, it's quite disappointing in my mind. Very bland and really could be any stadium in America, besides the fact that they pussied out and didn't move back the fences.Overall grade: B.I haven't been to Citi field this year, but I much prefer the outside of that stadium, more basebally to me, if that makes sense. And from watching on tv, I like that they tried to make the inside different and more character.
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And losing all sixteen games IS the greatest accomplishment in modern NFL history. Seriously.
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*clap*
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Only caught the first half, but that is no surprise considering the defenses and being the first game of the year and all. Still, too many penalties.
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Sep 11, 2009 6:48:23 AM CDT
hmm...did Clemson come all the way back and beat Tech?
by just pillow talk
They were down 21 - 0 after the first quarter, and then the Yellow Jackets lost their sting.
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Caught the end of it this morning on TCM. It had a solid ending. From what I gather, a bunch of people crash landed in the Amazon? and only a certain number could go back on the plane and leave..perhaps weight issues?
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I'm avoiding any hobbit TB. Fuck them- the dick tried to pick me up in a condescending way- totally ignoring that I was replying to the argument about what Tolkien intended. Fuck him. I should have known better- cunt called himself after samwise's fucking daughter.
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if you do that. I'll send you the original holy scriptures.
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Neither the steelers nor GT covered their respective spreads, enabling me to spring for some 4-for-2 lapdances.
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...tear up a bit to the Where the Wild Things Are trailer?
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I can either go churchofchang.com or a bit more generic (and understandable to anyone who isn't the 8 or 10 peeps in the coc)... What to do... what to do...
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then have a section dedicated to the changian doctrine.
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2for2true's flock will *know* why they are visiting churchofchang.com, even if they don't fully understand it.
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I stand corrected. I'm quite glad both games turned out exactly like they did.All aboard!
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Out of reach. Leaving aside the slightly worrying premise of the paedo ring and him having a 12 year old female friend and the even more worrying ending of him taking said 12 year old and another child to live in his cabin in alaska while he buggers off and wanders around the woods, it was still dreadful. The only bright spark was that guy that played the villain in the Transporter was in it.
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I was going to watch all of the fat pony tailed one's DTV "movies".
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Belly of The Beast may have been more shit. He's just a fat joke nowadays.
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I shall go and make an offering of 'stash wax, #2 pencils and boomsticks to the holy trinity to find out.
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Belly of the beast has the ladyboy ninja that Seagal beats shitless using what looks suspiciously like Jazz Hands. This is entertaining by definition
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which is utter crap and doesn't have any Pistol Whipping. Shit.
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Hiding his fat ass behind a headstone while being shot at. Blocking kicks with his giant belly.
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hugely entertaining.
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but a significant lack of pistol whipping. I've got so much website work to do that I'm not going to get my epic Basket Case-athon review finished. I'm just waiting for the stupid thing to finish uploading before I'm off agian.
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I saw an advert for it -he plays...wait for it...a cop! An overweight, girly running, twelve donut eating, fat ass cop! I think it is A&E but maybe USA or CW or some lower tier
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I haven't seen that. Hmmm...I never watch tv shows, but maybe I'll give 'ol fatso a look.
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It was hard hitting -not as brutal as Pittsburgh/Baltimore, but they were playing hard. It was ugly offensively though. Steelers better get a running game. Tennessee always chokes in a big game.
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Loved the series. Books of the South were weak, though.
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http://www.tvguide.com/news/steven-seagals-new-1000184.aspx
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...so I'm watching Children of Men and it's funny how Julianne Moore's death is more shocking than Sam Jackson's in Deep Blue Sea.
Andddddddddd, you guys are talking about Steven Seagal, who has a pretty shocking death himself in Executive Decision... -
You are one of the few who has ever recognized my name. Gotta strongly disagree about Books of the South though. I thought they were fantastic. That was Lady and the Taglians. Lady at her most powerful. Yes, the Forsaken storyline is the best, and he went off the tracks much later when he had Croaker hook up with Lady and that whole chasing their kidnapped baby crap - but that was much, much, much later. Not in the Books of the South.
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It was the later books I didn't care for, Books of the South were pretty damn good. Just kind of sucks, IMO, that the best were the first three(and Silver Spike).
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Ever get into Song of Fire and Ice?
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I can't stand her- I think she must be the most overrated actress in ages. I just think about her wailing performances in Magnolia and Hannibal and wince.
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Yes, George RR Martin redefined fantasy for me with those first three books. By that I mean, he became my favorite fantasy author with those books, but he crashed and burned with book four.
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I'm the one you gon meet!
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Her powers where at their height in the Silver Spike - not BoS, and after the Dominator was defeated, she was powerless, but they started coming back in BoS and the way Cook expanded her personality was the best of the entire series. She became far more than the cliched all powerful supreme evil. I loved lady in BoS.
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Get your ass to mars!
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...Book 5 sees a return to greatness. The first three books are my all-time fave.
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And I think he can. Those first three books were no fluke. Every one of them is a classic. Book four was a mess not because he lost his talent or was trying to drag the series out, but because he lost his narrative focus. Jordans first three or four were also great, but only the very first one sustained classic status from start to finish. Very rapidly he displayed the traits that would kill the series dragging it out, wasting time on superflous and contradicting plots, and even in death those same traits - his supposed final book being expanded into three, are evident. I will not mention much about Goodkind, the first book was outstanding, but everything else was, Richard is in trouble, Kahlan is in trouble, Richard forgot me, Kahlan doesnt love me. And a giggling syphilitic idiot of an emperor jagang. It was total horseshit. I stopped reading after book four. I read the very last book and was mildly surprised I did not throw it in the fireplace.
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I can not fathom the zone - can you provide the link here?
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http://zone.aintitcool.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=53698
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...was finishing up Children of Men. Now I sleep.
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Good casting - although I pictured Robert Barretheon as a little less pudgy than that dude in the pic.
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drippy fucking whore.
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The seat of the braindead asshole is already taken by Lost Jarv. Too late for you.
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Sep 11, 2009 12:54:04 PM CDT
if only just pillow talk had kept his mouth shut... but because
by asimovlives
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Next time keep your trap shut.
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Keep your Abrams hating tongue cleaning ass outta our threads.
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Sep 15, 2009 6:07:06 AM CDT
"I love tos ee this retards keep calling me the Memories guy"
by docpazuzu
I just spent the better part of an hour laughing my ass off at the bulldozing and subsequent meltdown of Memories-of-Asimovs-Unit.
My hat's off to you guys, Jarv in particular. Splendid work, gentlemen.
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