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Aw hell yeaaaaahhhh! BAD BOYS 3! BAD BOYS 3!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm not being cute or cheeky with that headline. The idea of Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence doing another BAD BOYS movie is genuinely exciting for me. Bay thrives in this universe. This is where he's at his best as a filmmaker... making a huge, ridiculously fun action spectacle with two very strong charismatic leads.
I've said it before and I'll probably say it another dozen times until someone tells me to shut up about it, but I believe deep down that BAD BOYS 2 is the kind of movie Bay sets out to make every time he directs a picture. That's the movie in his head, the one he's trying to put onscreen with every outing.
Now BAD BOYS 3 is still a long way from happening, but the first steps have been taken according to Borys Kit's Hollywood Reporter article.
Columbia Pictures has hired Peter Craig (who wrote THE TOWN which Ben Affleck is directing and the COWBOY BEBOP adaptation for Fox and Keanu Reeves) to script the next installment in the BAD BOYS franchise with an aim to bring back all the key players, including Bay, Bruckheimer, Smith and Lawrence.
Yes, yes, yes. Make it so.
-Quint
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I enjoyed it for what it was, but I think they were lucky it wasn't worse than it was.
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This is not exciting. This is not exciting at all. Smith annoys me. Lawrence pisses me off. Bay makes me want to go out into the night and stab a stranger to death.
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Bay moves I actually don't mind. It was not that bad, maybe a bit on the long side, but it was a decent mindless action flick...
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Aug 30, 2009 11:42:10 PM CDT
Every Second Of Bay Exposure Kills 999 Trillion Brain Cells
by freebeer
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This movie is sure to be shit. The only halfway decent film Bay has made was The Rock, and that's only because it had such a good action movie premise (terrorists taking over Alcatraz) that it was nearly impossible for him to fuck it up, though he did try his damndest.
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see above
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...it's become fashionable to say 'Bad Boys' is actually pretty good. Well I'm a fan of Edgar Wright, and I still don't really like these films, not even ironically. But if they all want to do it, and you all want to see it, then rock on with your bad selves. It'll probably be the best thing Martin Lawrence has been in for years, at least.
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the bad boy movies are one of the few will smith franchises that is actually worth a shit...
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We need another Bad Boys about as much as Big Momma's House 3.
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Aug 30, 2009 11:43:46 PM CDT
Everything Bay has ever made is shit
by the_ad_wizard_who_came_up_with_this_one
Except for Bad Boys 2.
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Aug 30, 2009 11:45:32 PM CDT
FUCK YES!!! but bad boys 2 was overlong, but good
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
i like when bay makes the big dumb, but fun action movies. just dont like when he destroys a fucking great franchise (transformers) or tries to apply this style of movie making to a sad moment in history (pearl harbor aka titanic rip off). but bad boys 1 and 2 were really fuckin fun movies. chase on the freeway in bad boys 2? fuckin classic.
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Just sayin'
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I used to say, "Don't worry, they'll make Bad Boys 3 for you soon enough." whenever some drooling moron had the stones to knock Spike Jonze, or Soderbergh or whomever. now, fore a few months, I can go with, "Hey, at least Bad Boys 3 is coming out soon for you!" but then what?should I go for Bad Boys 4 as a reference? switch to Transformers? just switch gears altogether and go with Paul WS Anderson?man, this throws my world into the tumble cycle for sure...
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Big, dumb fun shot beautifully without anyone giving a fuck who hates it. Yeah, I want it. I want it bad. Watcha gonna do?
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Best. Car. Chase. EVVVVEEERRR! I seriously loved that movie.
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Please no! plesea...Pretty please! Pretty please with sugar on it! Pretty please with cocaine on it!
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"Thats Mike Looowwwery. King Ding a Ling." The 2nd one was shit. We're takin on the Klan. Fuck the Klan. Keep em as far out of the public eye as possible. The same goes for this movie. This movie idea is as bad as the Klan. There I said it.
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Or else forget it!
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That was Cage's best movie by far.
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Aug 30, 2009 11:53:43 PM CDT
"This is where he's at his best as a filmmaker"
by trannyformers_apologist
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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"huge, ridiculously fun action spectacle with two very strong charismatic leads"hahahahahahahahahahahah
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Watcha gonna do? Honestly, wasn't the first one kinda shitty?
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Will Smith is on TBS in MIB2. He's on another channel in I, Robot. He's on yet another channel in Pursuit of Happyness, all at the same time and I was thinking :"We never need another Will Smith movie again."
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He's all over the fucking place.
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cuz that would be icing on the baycist cake.
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Someone other than me seems to understand Michael Bay. He is all about the fun. I am so siked for a Bad Boys 3.
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Damn you M. Night Shyamadingdong!
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really good acting in that movie. fuck i love it. men in black 2 sucked.
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you heard it here first
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Amen. I mean there's no way logically it could ever work, but I would've loved to see the two of them together again back when Connery still had a little lead left in his pencil.I noticed the Will Smith marathon earlier also (Hitch was also on), I asked a friend of mine if it was his birthday or something. Or if today had been designated as National Will Smith Day. There's no way that could've been coincidence- three channels deciding to bust out a random Will Smith-a-thon would just be odd.
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THE GOD DAMN ROBOTS JOHN!
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Aug 31, 2009 12:22:22 AM CDT
gotta love the borderline-racist Will Smith hate on this site
by sirbiatchreturns
anyway, I'm not a fan of Bay but Bad Boys 2 is definitely one of his better films. That car chase scene is still one of the best put to film EVER. For some reason, both Reloaded and Bad Boys 2 redefined the car chase both in the same summer, while we're festering in shit this summer. SIGH. How times change.
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But I fucking loved it.
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will smith would only do BB3 if he had nowhere else to go. besides, every one knows The Rock is Bay's only good movie.
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Does Bay owe Martin Lawrence big time for something? Does Will Smith owe Bay? Why should there be another one of these? Here's teh script review: Opening scene with carnage, gunfire, bickering and plenty of "Fuck, yeah!" Continue ad nauseum until huge fucking explosion follwed by credits. End.
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Instead of giving him movies to make, can't we run him over with a truck?
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Aug 31, 2009 12:34:40 AM CDT
the only Martin Lawrence sequel I would consider watching
by aliendragqueen
would be Nothing to Lose 2
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I thought Mr. Bay and Mr. Bruckheimer weren't friends anymore...
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...introduced me to Scat Man.
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Warmed over Media Ventures scaps and rejected Dr. Dre beats. Mark Mancina's score for the first film was one of THE great action scores and totally made that film (and Michael Bays subsequent feature career) take flight. Mancina made a totally derivitive movie seem fresh and exciting through the sheer driving brilliance of his music. Michael Bay should crawl on his knees and beg Mancina's forgiveness for throwing out Mancina's fantastic themes, firing him off BB2 and replacing his iconic music with generic drivel. Bay needs to recognise that when he dismissed Mancina off BB2, he crucified the savior. If BB1 had flopped, it would have been the end of Mikey B's action director aspirations. Mancina single handedly salvaged Bays career from certain ruin and the all the thanks he got was to be replaced by utter trite on the follow up. Bay owes this guy a huge public apology, he's the not-so-secret ingredient for making Bad Boys work.
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Aug 31, 2009 12:45:46 AM CDT
BAD BOYS 3: SHAKE YOUR FUCKING TAILFEATHER
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Aug 31, 2009 12:45:53 AM CDT
"HORRENDOUS" (amendment for above BB2 music post)
by the_genteel_gentile
I can't even begin to answer for how I spelled that word so wrong. Edit feature please.
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is Ronin. I cant ever tell what the fuck is going on in any Bay action sequence. Sweep here cut there. The Rock is good cause of Connery and Harris. Oh and "I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy."
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that is all.
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Yeah Hollywood really needs BAd Boys 3.
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Kill off the Martin Lawrence character in the first 10 minutes. Pair up Big Willy with some hot piece of ass that Bay fucks with the camera for 2 hours. Maybe then - MAYBE - I'll think about watching it.
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Aug 31, 2009 12:57:14 AM CDT
THE ISLAND's freeway chase was an improvement on BB2.
by the_genteel_gentile
Less bloated, more concise. It's a better riff on the same idea. But BB2's sequence is still a hundred times better than that Watchowski's Reloaded nonscense from the same year that was purported to be the "best car chase ever" (not even close). I agree with MacReady452, Ronin (from Mikey's reported illegitimate dad no less) is the true awesomeness.
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The entire plot of the first film is forced from two cops not being able to tell their witness who they actually are! Anyone owning this flick in their collection and dissing Transformers has to be senile! Bay isn't the greatest director around but He's done a few decent films and a lot of lousy ones. The Bad Boys series is his worst, The Island, The Rock and Pearl Harbour his best (yes PEARL Fraking HARBOR director's cut is a technically superior film to that Bad Boys shite!) Bay needs to visit the Horror Genre, his style and his content is really suited for teen horror flicks like Friday 13th etc. Maybe he should do 'The Blob' remake instead of Rob Zombie or 'Carrie' or even a remake of the 'Howling'?
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Dear Quint, No adult can seriously be excited by more movies from Michael Bay. Especially more BAD BOYS movies.
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Bad Boys III=Are you fucking kidding me? I had a friend tell me BBII was his favorite movie ever. To reiterate, I HAD a friend tell me BBII was his favorite movie ever.
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Aug 31, 2009 1:03:44 AM CDT
The Island was a huge success for 1 (one) reason
by anything but tangerines
C_A_D_I_L_L_A_C C_I_E_N
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I guess Pearl Harbor sucked... just a little bit more than Bad Boys 2.
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isn't his involvement as producer on Chainsaw, Friday the 13th, and Elm Street enough. How much of an anchor do we need to throw around these movies.
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Aug 31, 2009 1:08:11 AM CDT
will lawrence start saying, 'im getting too old for this shit!'
by shogunshin
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Aug 31, 2009 1:08:15 AM CDT
I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
I miss you more than that movie missed the point/
And that’s an awful lot girl/
And now, now you’ve gone away/
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked/and I miss you
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Aug 31, 2009 1:09:01 AM CDT
I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark/when he made pe
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
I miss you more than that movie missed the point/ And that’s an awful lot girl/ And now, now you’ve gone away/ And all I’m trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked/and I miss you
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Aug 31, 2009 1:09:49 AM CDT
FAIL FAIL FAIL AICN FUCK YOUR LACK OF FUCKING EDIT BUTTON
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
FUCK YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES
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I've said this before but Bad Boys 2 is the perfect Bay film because he wasn't trying to win Oscars or make a kids film. With BB2 he was able to pull his cock out and splooge all over the screen every juvenile obsession and retarded thing he and his writers could think of. I seriously think he should hire the Crank guys and the writers of Land of the Lost to script this fucker and make an incredible action/exploitation film!!!
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!!! I hated the first film but LOVED II! Teh action and the comedy was very funny. I thought Will Smith And Martin Lawrence brought a needed diversity to their roles and I saw them as unique character than the Eddie Murphy mold the two did in the first film. BAD BOYS II was so hard core and unrelenting to the material it made the film stronger and bold. I hope the next one is in the same vain but more bloody more sexier and more funnier.
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never thought I'd use that in context
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Martin Lawrence is a consistently unfunny, zero talent. And Will Smith is one big "aw hell naw." The fact that he's the most popular movie star in the world makes me sick to my fuckin' stomache. Michael Bay, you fucking suck the air out of Hollywood. I'll see you in Hell.
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every post is "Fuck you Bay" with one dude saying "Fuck you, go watch 'The Dark Knight!'"
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HEATH LEDGER DIED FOR OUR FUCKING SINS
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Aug 31, 2009 1:28:39 AM CDT
Will this one have a 2 minute crying scene at Best Buy
by lockesbrokenleg
as well. And a really unnecessary scene at a morgue?
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I put it on rest. After HBO played it 7 times in a row everyday for like a month. You get what I'm sayin, paley...
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You mention the "B" word on threads and the whole thing is tainted with the question which of the 45 random actors should play The Riddler.
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But I love Bad Boys II. Fucking love it, even. It is obscene, juvenile, offensive, racist, misogynistic, foul mouthed, and gory as all hell. Bay has no business making faggy robot children's films. This is where he belongs.
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Aug 31, 2009 1:34:18 AM CDT
i saw batman begins 3 times in one day
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
not sure how to feel about that
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because I was 14 when I saw it. I made a mistake of watching Bad Boys II. That movie was fascist, racist and misogynist. Hummers destroying the villages of poor people is cool? Rats fucking is funny? Not in my book. Even the action scenes were crap.
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It seems a lot of the things I love about BBII are the things most people hate about it. I love that it went out of its way to be gross and vile, but what truly made me fall in love with it, was the complexity uncalled for "dead girl's titties" scene. I would expect that rancid shit from Eli Roth or Rob Zombie, but to find it in a big budget mainstream Hollywood action flick, well, it warmed my heart.
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I meant to write "completely uncalled for" but instead wrote "complexity." Kind of ironic, seeing as how complexity and Bad Boys II aren't exactly bedfellows.
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HELLS YAH!!!
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The one with Sean Penn and Esai Morales.
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then I had a strange urge for some Friendly's.
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Seriously? Will Smith, yes, yes, yes, the man has charisma. He may have done some shit films but so has every other major film star. I'm still waiting for the one that really blows me away from Smith but it's totally in his capability.
Martin Lawrence is a fucking waste of time who will never, ever, put in a decent performance because he is incapable of doing so. He has no talent and no charisma. He may have it in real life, don't know, don't give a fuck, but on screen he sucks horribly.
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Bad Boys was aiiit,but nr 2 was..well it was nr 2? Damn GINA!!Let`s park our million dollar sports car and go flying off to cuba.Aiiit.bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do.Damn GINA!!!!
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should be flippin' burgers with Tom Green.
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Eat that people at comic con that lined up for days.
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Smith isn't worthy of any praise. I'm sure he's a cool guy in real life, but that's not what we're talkin about here. I enjoyed 'Independence Day' until he slugged an alien unconscious. "Welcome ta Earf."
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Aug 31, 2009 2:36:22 AM CDT
I can't even remember the plot of BB2
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
Was there one? I think the bad guy was a Columbian drug dealer but i'm only guessing here, and can't remember what he looked like or if anyone famous played him.Oh God. I might have to go and watch it again just so i can have an opinion on this.
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They try and stop the flow of ecstacy into Florida.
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Didn't think so.
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as transports for the drugs.
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It was just a serious of OTT set pieces strung together with some funny bits. Anyone else notice each action scene just stopped. It was like they got bored and decided to cut to something else. Very little happened in that film for the sake of narrative.
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what it read from IMDB. I stopped watching Bay's shit when I realized they were two hours of advertisement for action figures.
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What, this ISN'T just a minstrel show with explosions and car chases?
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Aug 31, 2009 3:01:26 AM CDT
I thought Bad Boys 2 would end Bays career when it came out...
by spectrebeeyatch
Here is hoping for 3! Th second was crazy and I'll admit fun at times. I dug the Cuban bad guys and what not but what the fuck are they going to do in the third movie? Mexicans I would guess because the drug war is big in the news. Whatever by the way best car chase... Bullit.
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and why should he? bad boyz bad boyz watcha gonna do. DAMN GINA!!!
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good on even an ironic level. Bay can't shoot an action scene and if you disagree you don't know whatt eh fuck you are talking about. THe guy is a bad director of action. There is a difference between shooting action well and making an action scene look expensive. And don't get me started on Will SMith's mugging. Usually when an actor is that earnest being that much of a cocksucker on screen its funny but Smith at this point is so fucking annoying it turns right back around to be outright bad.
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would you want Bay directing anything?!
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it's when they escape and it becomes cliche' Bay that the movie goes downhill.
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te first half of The Island is actually pretty thought provoking science fiction. I remember being in the theatre astonished it was actually winning me over before it turned to shit in the second half and my faith was restored.
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of a shitty late 70's flick called 'Parts: The Clonus Horror.' MST3K riffed it. I'm sure everyone knows that. I'm probably preaching to the choir here...
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to the next episode of Tool Academy 2 more than this movie. That show is hilarious.
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Transformers 2 sucked. Bay is starting to Suck
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Transformers 2 sucked. Bay is starting to Suck
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There it is.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parts:_The_Clonus_Horror#The_Island_suit
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Wow im' actually surprised NO one has done this yet.
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My guess is Martin Lawerence, Bay hardly needs the money nor the fame, Lawerence wants a piece of the action
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still though, it's not wrong to dream! to dream the impossible dream!
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Michael Bay making a new Bad boys movie is good news. Bad boys is the only kind of movie he can make. He still makes it very badly and terribly, but he has an undeniable affinity to that kind of shit. In fact, Bay should ONLY make Bad Boys movies and nothing else. When Bay makes some other else movie, he's fucking up propertiy that could had been much better handled at somebody else's hands. But Bad Boys his is bady, through and through. I wish that the gods Of Cinema would maketh that Bay would only make Bad Boys movies and nothing else.And they would still be terrible dumb stupid useless piece of shit movies, of course.
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Aug 31, 2009 4:22:56 AM CDT
"I make dis' look goooooooooooooooooooooood"......
by cheyne_stoking_dms
gooooooooooood. Bacon taste good, pork chops taste goooooood.
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And it's still an unsufferable horrendous retarded piece of shit. And that his his good one!
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and it's always on TNT. Y'know, the channel that knows...................Drama??
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oodles of talent that were in 'The Rock' it still managed to fuckin' suck.
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Mongols,not to be mistaken with mongoloids ,like the actor Nic Cage
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Aug 31, 2009 4:51:51 AM CDT
"Killing me won't bring back your goddamned honey!"
by cheyne_stoking_dms
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To actively wish for another one is tantamount to wishing Satan would spring from a volcano and rape your mother to death.
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'South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.'
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Look, my two favorite movies are Andre Rublev and Seven Samurai... BUT I am man enough to say that BBII is a nihilistic masterpiece-- massive violence and apocalyptic destruction, civilian casualties, and they actually totally destroy a Cuban shanty-town-- all to get a couple bags of ecstasy off the streets!
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It's a nihilistic masterpiece of shit. It's the shit part that makes all the difference. You want a true nihilist masterpiece that's actually a good movie, go watch Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light or David Lynch's Mulholland Drive or some other movie like that.
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Opens with a drug deal going dooown.
Big explosion!!! Martin Lawrence jumps out of a trash can screamin:damn GINA.
another big explosion!!! Will Smith jumps out of a crashing plane. They shoot everybody!! another big explosion. (they sing bad boys bad boys ect)
Next they get chewed out by Sypher(very funny)
Sypher explodes!!!
They now go undercover in tha hood.
The hood explodes!!!!
Smith: awww hell nawww
Martin: daaamn gina!!!fade to black.
cut to them in a state of the art figther jet. They nuke Miami,and crash the plane. They walk slow mo away from the rubble. . .
back-up arrives.
Smith: you guys missed the party!
Martin:damn GINA!!!!
they sing bad boys bad boys ect
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best car chase ever?...you must have missed Matrix Reloaded...the freeway chase was awesome...hell even T3's car chase using dump trucks and fire engines was cooler
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had a great cast: Connery, Harris, Cage, and the character guys who always get cast as cop/agent/soldier types, including Biehn.Best car chase? Ronin had some ok parts, but a lot of it was camera trickery, and during the main chase, DeNiro looked like he was terrified and had never driven a car before, which took one out of the scene, if the continuity errors with the different cars didn't. Far from the best, even for Frankenheimer. Off the top of my head, Bullit was way better, and there are many others. McQueen was a real car guy and really _could_ drive.
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what the fuck... i just read - "gotta love the borderline-racist Will Smith hate on this site"... are u retarded?? just because people don't like will smith that makes them racist? i fucking hate people like you who can see racism in everything.
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he's the reason we see dumbass rapper/"actors" that is flooding the cinemas. He's the floodgate that allowed them to pollute the the movies.
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fuck you retard. You're the PC type who thinks just because they hate a black actor, they're racist. We hate Smith because he can't act and his music sucks ass.
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and there's always gotta be some dickhead twat like that to fuck everything up.
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Bad-Boys 2 would have to be close to the worst.
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Can you see the correlation between the 4 movie.. The first of the sequels had story to build up to the action then comes the 2nd film in the series and it's all action non stop... I think Bad Boys 3 might surprise the shit out of us...
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So we shouldn't have black guys front an action flick because it hurts YOUR delicate sensibilities? Saying BB3 would be like AMOS'N'ANDY3 says a LOT more about you than it does about the upcoming movie. Does it hurt having to shoehorn EVERY race reference in Hollywood through your painfully dumb politically-correct filter?
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You and BurnHollywood can sit there hating everyone who likes black leads in cinema. Honestly, black men have been fighting for years to be treated as equals in America, then they actually manage to achieve that aim - and fuckers like you two use political correctness to fucking moan about it!!
So what's the fucking solution, then? Take black guys OUT of cinema because having two black leads in an action pic is exploitative? I'm sure Will Smith and Martin Lawrence don't see it that way. They're having a BLAST in those movies.
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A movie like BAD BOYS is fucking offensive crap in comparison. I honestly thought that to myself while watching LOCKER. Oh, and Bigelow shoots action better than Bay. Much better.
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I quite liked the first Bad Boys, but I thought the second was missing the energy of the first (and it didn't help that Mark Mancina didn't do the score).
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My ass is in the seat already! These movies are where Bay belongs... in a gloriously non-PC world of explosions, consequence-free action and carnage, all shot BEAUTIFULLY in Tony-Scott-rip-off-o-vision!!
Seriously, I LOVED the first movies. Bring this on. WAAAY more interesting than more discussion of which fucking toys we should or shouldn't have in FOXFORMERS 3...
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Actually, I'm happy that this board is up and that this movie was announced. First of all, hopefully it will keep all of the children off the other boards and secondly, it will keep Bay away from anything good for the next two years. Seriously, there are people who actually are excited about this? These fucking dumb shit movies and franchises like this are exactly what's wrong with the film industry today. This movie being made means that something of quality will linger in developmental hell for another rtwo years and not be made. It also means that when this movie hits theaters, there will be a Hurt Locker type movie out that everyone will bitch that they can't see because this turd will be playing on three screens at every multiplex. I like brainless action movies as much as the next guy, but the third in a franchise? It's just lazy and served up for the braindead masses that only respond to something familiar. Fuck anyone that goes to see this for comtributing to the demise of American cinema and fuck you Quint for REPORTING!!!!!!! it with nineteen exclamation points on a fucking Monday morning.
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Aug 31, 2009 7:20:04 AM CDT
And this site still has no edit feature!
by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead
So fuck you too, Harry!
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I loved Bad Boys 2. In my mind it has the best action sequence in the history of film (The bridge chase scene). Of course that scene cost like 1/4 of the budget. P.S. comparing a Bad Boys film to the HURT LOCKER is apples to oranges. They're completely different.
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i read a few years back in a an interview with will smith that he had regretted doing BB2 and MIB2, He said he took those roles out of "fear" and that he would be choosing his roles more carefully now. Im just saying.
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"comparing a Bad Boys film to the HURT LOCKER is apples to oranges." You're right, one is quality, one is shit. I wasn't comparing the two movies, I was saying that one doesn't get real distribution due to the others flooding of the multiplexes. That's not a comparison, that's a fact.
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Smith vs Bale. Nuff said.
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I'm saying that a movie like HURT LOCKER reveals how tired and lame a movie like BAD BOYS feels... not that I needed HURT LOCKER to make that point.
My bigger point is that there's two levels of movie violence out there- the "pornographic" flavor (which Bay is an expert in making) and the "brutal" kind. Yeah, they serve different purposes, but I've seen a lot of movies in my time and Bay's technically sublime offerings are kind of boring to me. -
She creates actual tension with her action scenes without the coke-binge-fueled camera work.
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W-W-WHAAAT?!
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WTFWTF??
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SERIOUSLY, THAT HAS TO BE A JOKE. Unfortunately, it isnt. Bleeah. Gonna go have coffee and forget the whole thing.
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I can't wait until the day that Bay is no longer directing it.
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of permanent midnight fame wrote bad boys two and the weirdness of that alone makes it a classic.
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Where the hell's the story on it..
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Will this be BAD BOYIER?
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And if you like them, YOU suck. That's not an opinion. That's a fact.
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While the Bad Boys franchise gets a pass? How is that right...
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For a carton of Menthols and a couple of girlie magazines. How come aintitcools' top notch staff on top of this story? WTF?
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And it took until 2009 for people to realsie that? Bigelow directs better action scenes then Bay even before she was born! Bay is a complete nulity in making action scenes. It's depressing that Bay is considered such a high mark about action movies today, and he has influenced the tastes of many geeks and inspired the work of many other filmmakers. Bay is one of the worst directors doing acting since the begining of the history of cinema. The man is bad and incompetent beyond belief. Bay is bad. Michael Bay is the worst thing to have happen to the action genre since the invention of high concept.
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Aug 31, 2009 8:46:26 AM CDT
Asimov..... The opening sequence of Strange Days....
by theycallmemrtibbs
Was shot better than Bay's last three movies
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Fuck Jar Jar... oh fuck!!! OH FUCK!! Goddamit, wrong talkback. Sorry, i mean to say, Fuck Michael Bay!
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Fuck Michael Bay.Ahh, that's more like it!
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The opening sequence of Strange Days is better shot then the entire career of Michael Bay combined, and that includes his fucking videos for Aerosmith and Meatloaf, and the "got milk" bullshit adverts.
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For one, I'm not saying he didn't say he'd pick his roles more carefully now - but with I Am Legend 2 and Hancock 2 (HANCOCK 2!!! WTF?!?!?!) in the works, I call bullshit on that statement. Also, Bay said awhile back on his website that Will talked to him after the MTV Movie Awards about how they need to do another Bad Boys, and how he was watching the 2nd and loving it so much. I'm not a Bay fan, just remember reading that off IMDb. So yeah, if the studio is up for it I'd expect it to happen for sure.
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And this sequel is ten...
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So so so true. I love Bad Boys, but the music's a huge part of why it works.
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This franchise is just stereotypical nig shit. bay and bruckheimer can go fuck themselves for seeting the shittiest standard possible for action movies.
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Or you're racist.
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I remember being so pumped for it when I was like 16, and even then, when I loved big action movies, I knew it completely sucked enormous cock. One of the worst films ever made. That was the first time I really opened my eyes to how much of a hack piece of shit Bay really is. Until then I was still giving him credit for The Rock, his only good movie. I also agree its a big step backwards for Will Smith. He should be using him immense power to make something original and strong, not stupid and weak. Fuck Michael Bay. I can;t beleve this is a real story.
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QT and JJ tend to get passes for the same things Bay gets crucified for.
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Jeebus H. Christmas, Quint. I like Will Smith in movies, he's a better actor than he gets credit for and while they might not be successes all the time, at least he stretches beyond what people want to peg him as as an actor. However of all the films he's done, the Bad Boys films were totally and irredeemably shit. Fucking awful scripts, fucking awful dialogue, and Martin fucking Lawrence. I won't be hanging at the multiplex the day this splatters the fan.
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...for my money it would be the chase in To Live and Die in L.A. Bullit is great, French Connection is great. Thought the one in Ronin was a little bit of a disappointment. Bad Boys 3? Yeah, that's stupid, but at least it keeps Bay from screwing up something else. Funny thing about the Bad Boys movies, though. They're the best jobs Lawrence ever had and the most embarassing jobs Smith has to endure.
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You're 100% right. Especially JJ. To me, JJ is the pure hack. JJ does so much CG instead of shooting live action. At least Bay does live action stunts. Bay has also came up with cinematography techniques that other Director's have replicated. The same can't be said for JJ.
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We're inching ever closer to the end of the Mayan calendar folks. Whole city disaster!
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anything in a Michael bay movie? Hate QT for all your heart content, but please, don't post fucking bullshit with no resemblance with any known reality. If you have to hate QT, hate him for stuff he really puts in his movies, not nonsense pulled out of the ass.
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Aug 31, 2009 10:08:25 AM CDT
Anybody who thinks that Bad Boys 2 has one of the best car chase
by asimovlives
ever made to movie either haven't watched much movies or know shit about them. Bad Boys 2 car chases scenes are cinematic lessons in HOW NOT TO MAKE AN ACTION SCENE. All action scenes in Bad Boys 2 ARE LESSONS IN HOW NOT TO MAKE ACTION SCENES! Ingmar Bergman could make better action scenes then Michael Bay by showing an old lady comit suicide off-camera!
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Huge opening, minor controversy about one or two homophobic scenes, lots of slow motion, cinematic oblivion.
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You forgot to mention skull numbing soul sucking boredom. Bad Boys 2 has to be one of the most boring movie i ever had the displeasure to endure in all my life.
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Lemme guess-they move, and they film it LOS ANGELES,CA or some bullshit.And obviously, DANE COOK(or some shit) will be addedd as the NEW BAD BOY,making it 3 fellas!
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.. is film criticism for readers of Entertainment Weekly. In other words it's vapid and fucking pointless. The guy is not trying to make high art. All he's trying to do is play with his toys and make wildly over-the-top films for the ADD set. That's why The Island and Pearl Harbour suck so fucking hard... it's Bay trying to cater to adults with story and ideas. When he does his brainless, kinetic thing, it's awesome. So I personally can't wait for BB3.
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BB3 will close the circle, bring the trilogy to a conclusion.
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Disney buying Marvel.
And now this.
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that Freeway chase with the Ferarri and the car transporter was the standout set piece in the movie and it came in the 1st act.
What was worse was they basically redid that scene later on only instead of a Ferarri chasing a big truck it was a crappy car chasing a mortuary van and instead of cars flying off at them it was corpses.
Oh, and the fucking thing had fours acts... what was up with that? You think it's the end and all of a sudden they're off to Cuba and the whole thing turns into 'The Rock 2'.
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it only make sense (after i was jokingly calling BB2: Worse Teens)
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I agree with you that Michael Bay is completly usless at making movies for adults. But he's also completly useless at making any other kind of movies as well.There is not one single type of movie he can make, there is not one sigle genre he's an expert. Michael Bay just murders the action genre more often then he murders any other genre.
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whilst firing two guns?
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This is pretty cool, I can't wait to see Martin cut loose again ... I just hope he's given more space to be funny this time.
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Bay: "I can't tell the difference".
We know you can't.
South Park Imaginationland had the best commentary on Sir Bay.
Fucking Bad Boys 2... for some reason whenever it's on TV it's during the FUCKTARDED RAT EXTERMINATOR SEQUENCE. LAME LAME FUCKING LAME ATTEMPT AT COMEDY. Bay should just shoot Bad Boys 3, 4, and 5 together Lord of the Rings style. The movies are GUARANTEED to make money, so why not? -
Bay is usually at his best when he has actors who can overcome his lack of plot and paper-thin characters. That is why Bad Boys worked. I thought Bad Boys 2 didn't work because I felt Smith and Lawrence weren't really trying very hard and just were being loud rather than funny or good. Gabrielle Union just didn't register like Tea Leoni did. Hopefully, they can return more to the first movie.
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Aug 31, 2009 12:37:57 PM CDT
Bay's best work was Meatfloaf's music videos. Like the one w/ A
by gqtaste
w/ Angelina Jolie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-i43W4mqw
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i couldn't care less if Bay never made another TF movie in his life. but more Bad Boys? sign me up, please. hell, i still credit that film with my reluctance to experiment with ecstasy. but i do now enjoy flinging cars and boats at oncoming traffic, so it's pretty much a wash...
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Michael Bay is incapable of making a film as good as The Hurt Locker, either because he's too stupid or he thinks the audience is too stupid or both. I love Will Smith, but any project that gives Martin Lawrence work should be banned.
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Than Bad Boys and Bad Boys 2? Only time will tell. How ANYONE could possibly be looking forward to this mess (other than Martin Lawrence's collection agencies of course) is amazing in and of itself.
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squeezed from the Lethal Weapon franchise teat. At this point, shouldn't Bay be allowed to blow up an entire city? He's blown up everything else.Oh, I literally dozed off during the "climax" of Trans2, the prior two hours did so much damage to my brain.
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Will Smith and Martin Lawrence take on arms dealers and chemical weapons specialist Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (Cage) is brought in to help. Then Smith and Lawrence are killed and it becomes an entertaining movie.
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he'll keep making them. I am not part of that problem. I suggest you follow my path.
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If I use promotional online Movie Cash from DVD's, therefore paying nada, do I fall under the guilty group? I do pay for my popcorn.
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I would add The Seven Ups with the late Roy Scheider. It was produced by the same team behind The French Connection, and has the same feel as that film, but different.
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FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
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FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
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FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
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I'm so there opening weekend. These movies are a blast.
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2 was basically unwatchable
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Bay does poor character development with his robots and everyone cries foul. QT does poor character development with his soldiers and everyone cries genius. I'm not hating QT, I'm hating Two Sets of Rules.
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I agree w/ Quint, this is what Bay is good at ridiculously over the top fun hard R action. It's when he tries to be moderately serious that he fails (Armeageddon, Pearl Harbor, the Island). I'd much rather see this then another retarded Hancock movie.
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Who gives a shibit!
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that is all.
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I actually kinda like that movie for what it is, but the reason why I like it is because it doesn't take itself seriously. Everyone in the movie seemed to realize that the plot of that movie was crap and just had fun hamming it up to the camera. I felt that the actors made that movie from a flaming pile of turd into a bad movie that was somewhat entertaining. But the movie was so over top ridiculous. Bad Boys and The Rock were far more serious than Armegeddon.
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Will Smith just makes me smile. "Welcome to earth!" *Ka-pow!* :)
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have had it with mediocre action movies with lame humor and predictable plots. Actors that keep saying fuck and ass, and telling each other, and everyone else, how much they hate their partner. Only to be bloody and triumphant together in the end, of course, hugging and crying, an inch from fucking makin' out, simultaneously squeezing out lame one-liners before the end credits. But I guess that's what we movie lovers want? Why else would they make the third installment in this coma-inducing series? We get the moviemakers we deserve....FUCK! ASS!
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Can't be any worse than Bay.
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I like when he dresses up like a woman. Stupid Silly Dope!
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WTF? Is this flaming asshole's latest steaming shit sandwich really upsetting all you folks? Vote with your wallet, and we won't have to watch this shit no more...
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Spielberg, you big fat fuck! SPIIIELLLBEEERRRRGGG!!! -
Just take my word for it...
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I think we all know that's all it takes. Just stop paying for the ticket, stop renting bad movies, and they wont be made any longer. What THEY know though, is that we will never unify and make that happen. We all WANT bad writing, bad directing and hacks for actors. Not as individuals, but as the collective bunch of sheep we are. Or so it would seem when you look at who gets to make movies..
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I can't stop terrible movies from being made, but at least I can choose not to see them.
Imagine a world where The Postman and Dirty Dancing 2 was mandatory. Every week you would have to see those two movies. And every other week you had to watch Mel Gibson in The Patriot in addition.
See? It could be worse... -
Aug 31, 2009 4:12:28 PM CDT
The only thing I will watch with Chris Tucker in it...
by revenge_of_fett
Is a car smasher.
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Bad Boys 2 is big, dumb, loud entertainment, but it's a heckuva an action flick. I'll definitely see Bad Boys 3.
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Aug 31, 2009 4:17:16 PM CDT
YOU CANNOT DESTROY BAY. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM...
by spud mcspud
The only living things after the nuclear holocaust will be cockroaches and Michael Bay. FACT.
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Cmooon...Bay loves em. Or will someone make a reference by calling Smith and Lawrence "Mudflaps and Skids". Will they talk about how they aint much into readin? Fuck you Bay. This movie will not be your way of making up for that stereotypical shit in Transformers. And fuck Will Smith and Martin Lawrence for wanting to work for that crack head director and his methed out partner in crime Bruckheimer.
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ExplosionsAssAwwww Hellll NawExplosionsReprehensible Black StereotypesExplosions360 camera spin + lens flareexplosionENDThere you go Bay Boys fans, I saved you the cost of your ticket.
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damn awesome, if you cant just turn off your overly critical brain for 2 min you would be able to enjoy the flashy mindless action with "will smith makes martin lawrnce stressed" jokes very much. "Tha devils not welcome in tis house mon" hahaaa
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If Tarentino would actually do away with those 10 pages long scenes of characters talking about old movies.
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BB1 felt like a bad sitcomplot. BB2 at least had enough budget to do crazy shit like throwing cars and boats at people in a freeway chase.
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Almost forgot cause it is so new. WE OWN THE NIGHT. That was the shit. In the rain with the wipers going. So tense. So fucking awesome. THAT is a car chase not fuckin bad boys and matrix. French Connection awesome. I seem to remember them saying they didnt even shut down roads. They put Hackman in the car and said.."Get through it somehow and do it quick". WE OWN THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Make me feel so good!
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didnt like bad boys 2, first one was good and *gasp* i cant belive im saying this but the best movie martin lawerence has been in.
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Bad Boys 2 was utter garbage, bad action, it wasn't funny, wasn't nearly as stylish as the first. The first one had a funny script, good action, good score, great style, and most importantly, GREAT VILLAINS, even on down to the henchmen. They were entertaining as fuck. Tcheky Karyo is the fucking man as Fouchet. Bad Boys 2 was so bad by comparison, I was bored out of my mind while watching it.
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on 60 Minutes a couple of years back
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you're killing me with the aborted subject lines waaay up there. Please continue. :)
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Partially because of the content, but mostly because of how awful it was. Worst movie I've ever seen/likely ever will see.
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sorry double post but this site was ani bay for so long.. now its not , im so confused
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Don't know if it can make up for the shit fests that were Transformers 1 & 2 but Bad Boys I & II are GREAT action films... Now I'm excited!!!
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Is and always will be Bullitt now "You work your side of the street, and I'll work mine."
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Bad Boys 2 will be 3 hours long and cost $175 million.
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No. They waited so long to bring the second film to screens. It's not like Smith and Lawrence created Riggs and Murtaugh.
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Seriously.You even see the fucking stunt drivers blink on the very side they're going to overtake a car. I mean, wtf? DO YOU FUCKING USE THE TURN SIGNAL when you are chased?!?
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It's not just the fact that the films are bad. (Many things about them aren't bad at all - the photography is often amazing, the use of GCI often groundbreaking.) It's the fact that they are so brutalising that bothers me.
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there's a good chance nobody would press charges...
am I wrong?
no you're not wrong-
am I wrong?
no you're not wrong - you're just an asshole
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Will get $20 million and ML will probably get $5M. The audience will get a lackluster POS on par with Rush hour 3.
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You got it completly wrong about Armageddon. that movie wants to be taken seriously. That movie ties to be serious while delievering comedy relief moments mixed with big ass explosions action moments. The problem is that michael Bay is so imcompentent that his comedy is as funny as your mother's funeral, the drama is a masperpiece of involuntary comedy, and the action is so stupidifying retard it would turn Albert Einstein into George W. Bush.
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Okay, truthfuly I've never seen any of the Bad Boys movies. Okay, I take that back. I saw the original Bad Boys with Sean Penn, Esai Morales, and Clancy Brown. Martin Lawrence just rubs me the wrong way, so I'm just not interested in seeing these.
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I disagree wity you that M. Bay's movies cinematography is god looking. They are in fact very ugly movies, the kind of ungly only made by people totally clueless on how cinematography should serve a movie, and often mistake heavy use of filters for good cinematography. Everything in a Michael Bay movie cinematography is gratitious without any consideration for a porpose to serve the story. That's bad cinematography, that's ugly cinematography. There's more to pretty images then just the perfume ad images that Bay shoves in his movies.
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Tarantino has the career he has dream. He is living his dream.Bay has a career that reads as a bad dumb unfunny parody of Tony Scott and James Cameron.
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You don't need to be critical to realise what a shit move Bad Boys 2 is. A coachroach could understand why.
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The cockroaches of movie geekdom.
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Ah, so now you gonna shoot me in my pinky toe?
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personally my favourite was the Mini in The Bourne Identity...
French Connection was pretty damn good too. Bullitt... well I'll give props but it's not my favourite
actually, speaking of Minis does the entire third act of The Italian Job count? (the 1973 version, not that crappy Ed Norton film that somehow has the same name)
also I gotta mention Taken - THAT is how you kick ass in a 4WD - you see so many of these (usually black) in movies that it's pretty much a cliche' and you think "ok I get WHY they would want to have these" but nobody seems to know how to DRIVE ONE!! -
no one thats who
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It's old enough. Use the same screenplay and same actors, except replace Tea Leoni with Megan Fox. The idiots that are going to see this won't know the difference and neither will Michael Bay.
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Don't be upset we're Negroes.
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White wine and shrimp!!!!
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Pinkish puke comin' at cha!
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The original cast was to be Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey. It was Don simpson who decided to go with a black cast for the two main roles, he decided to ape his own decision for Beverly Hills Cop when Stallone dropped out he casted Eddy Murphy for what was originally writen as a white character role. simpson decided that, because in his mind he though blacks would be funny, broing more the comedy value of the movie. So, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence were cast as the main roles in Bad boys because they were known both as comedians, and because Don Simpson used to think that being black is automatically funny, like clowns.
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Sep 01, 2009 5:05:12 PM CDT
There has to be a tie-in to the COPS show: a TV ride-along
by mrmysteryguest
So the song has to fit in this franchise...
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They did sing the COPS theme song at the end of the second one.
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Yeah, but what I meant was that a camera crew from COPS oughtta do a ride-along with Smith and Lawrence and have some crazy stuff happen...it doesn't have to be for the whole movie. :)
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For the start of the movie. They could reintroduce the characters as they're in a COPS like reality show, then all hell breaks out.
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It pretty much only has the moneyshot of Deniro popping out of the top to nuke the other car as it flips over, everything else is generic.
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Mas vs. Night Rider in MM1 or heck anything from MM2.
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they nix a love story since Bay doesn't do human interaction worth a damn, and keep it under 2 hours this time. Otherwise, I'm all for it. Those two are great together, and Bay is at his best with hardcore, R-rated action.
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I mean, I say that about all movies, but this one especially.
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Armegeddon was probably Bay's least serious movie to date. It was about oil riggers flying onto an asteroid to drill a hole exactly 800 feet deep (three inches less and the nuclear bomb won work) so they can drop a nuclear bomb in it to save the Earth. Even the premise is ridiculous. Most of the characters were charactures (a hippie scientist, a whacked out Cosmonaut, and a horndog rock expert). All the non-action scence were played for laughs (many times falling on sour notes) from Bruce Willis chasing Ben Affleck around an oil rig with a shotgun, "whacky" medical examinations and training sessions, the strip club scene, Rock Hound getting space demensia, and the whole "pull the lever scene".
Seriously, did you watch the movie? It was clearly more tongue in cheek at least compared to the Rock which played it very straight except for a few comic relief scenes. -
Sep 01, 2009 10:29:55 PM CDT
I still think Rock and Transformers 1 are Bay's best
by lockesbrokenleg
I can enjoy them without dozing off.
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Check it out. Roy Scheider kicking-ass!
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All valid points made. Bullitt is great and i dig that McQueen drove. When it comes to Ronin, i say, WHICH CAR CHASE? There are like 6 car chases in it. Which is more than you get from most "car" movies. Shove those continuity errors too. Look at the big picture. I will end this by saying that any and all of the afore mentioned + or - 's still kill Bad Boys 2. That movie is gayer than Lawerence blowing Smith.
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Shit, Bad Boys II came out EIGHT YEARS after the first one, and now they're doing a third one SEVEN YEARS after the second? It's not like these are beloved characters like Riggs & Murtaugh in the Lethal Weapon movies (the first THREE of which were made in a smaller time frame than the yawning gap between the first two BB movies). This'll be another Men In Black II.
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And why do people call The Rock the only "good" Bay movie? Not even Connery could save that. I was 22 when that came out, and I still thought it was absolute shit, the worst of the 90's "Die-Hard-In-A" rip-offs (yes, worse than Sudden Death with Jean Claude Van Damme). Bay's movies were the first time I felt consciously aware of how bad action movies had become. The Hurt locker cost like five cents, and it had more genuine knuckle-gnawing suspense in any five minutes taken at random than the entirety of Bay's filmography.
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"Your besht! Loshers alwaysh whine about they're besht! Winnersh get to fuck the prom queen!" Who talks like that? The only Bay film that's held up for me is The Island. I like the story (yes I know it ripped off some cheesy movie, everyone knows that... I don't care) and the characters, and the car chase is one of my favorites, especially when it culminates in the flying motorcycle chase. The movie of course goes over the top with the falling logo part, but that's Bay for you.
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Bad Boys is excellent and Bad Boys II is exactly what it wanted to be, exactly what it says on the tin and a whole lot of fun. Sure it aint Goodfellas or Man on Fire but it never pretended it was. Plus there is some 1st class action scenes and comedy in there.
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People love the BAD BOYS movies because they DO have the same kind of chemistry that Riggs and Murtaugh did. The only problem is that Riggs basically got rid of his death wish at the end of LW3 - which rendered the whole point of LW4 completely moot.
Now, BB3.... Martin Lawrence is one of very few actors who the angrier they get on screen, the funnier I find it. I LOVED the Ecstasy scene at joey Pants' place at 2am in the morning ("This is a nice fish! Big fucking eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish!). Loved everything Joey Pants did with his shortened screen time ("I got to get these detectives in here - see, they're detecting shit!", "I got the Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits, it's coming out of my mouth"). No-one does state-of-the-art mayhem like Bay does, and though he's entirely ripped off his shooting style from Tony Scott, at least he's ripping off the best (watch THE LAST BOY SCOUT and BAD BOYS back-to-back - tell me they're not shot almost identically). And while THE ROCK may not be the most original action movie ever made, damn if it didn't have heart (you can't fault Ed Harris' character's motives) and some awesome action sequences.
In short - IT AIN'T FUCKIN' SHAKESPEARE! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS, HAVE SOME POPCORN, DRINK SOME COKE, AND JUST ENJOY!!! -
then why the fuck not!
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