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HEATHERS To Be Remade ... As A TV Series!!

Published at:  Aug 27, 2009 2:57:47 PM CDT


Merrick here...




The 1988 film HEATHERS - directed by Michael Lehmann (THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW, TRUE BLOOD) and scripted by Daniel Waters - is being resurrected as a television series.

Dark comedy will be adapted for TV by scribe Mark Rizzo, with an assist from "Sex and the City" alum Jenny Bicks. Sony Pictures TV, where Bicks is based, will produce, along with Lakeshore Entertainment, which holds the rights to "Heathers."

Rizzo is still kicking around ideas on how to update "Heathers" 20 years after the film became a favorite among the underground set. But the characters from the movie are all expected to be there -- Veronica Sawyer (played in the movie by Ryder), J.D. (Slater) and the "Heathers."


...says Variety HERE.

The movie dealt with the sometimes disquieting social machinations of Westerburg High School - where three girls named Heather have formed a bitchy clique (one of them is played by Shannen Doherty). The arrival of Christian Slater's character...and his encounter with Veronica (Winona Ryder)...portend "mysterious" deaths amidst the school's student body. Like asshole jocks Kurt and Ram, who are found deceased in a compromising position...









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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:23:31 AM CDT

    Interesting

    by critterdvd

    This is one of the more interesting remakes we've been hearing about lately. I'm curious about how they are going to transport the plot into TV and keep it going for a numbers of years versus the several months the film took place durring.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:32:28 AM CDT

    Man....THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    What's next? Breakfast Club The animated series?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:34:13 AM CDT

    If Ryder doesn't reprise her role, I ain't watching

    by _v_

    Unless Winona Ryder reprises her role....or if its not a sequel but a remake, if she's not involved in at least some capacity...I'm not watching.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:34:31 AM CDT

    Hmmmm.....

    by zer0cool2k2

    Loved the movie, still one of my all-time favorites (and Ryder was at her hotness peak), but can they keep it interesting and dark without going through their main cast members mid-season?
    Maybe if there was a piemaker in the town who could resurrect the "suicidal" teens...

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:34:37 AM CDT

    Hahaha! When's PULP FICTION: The Series coming out?

    by yackbacker

    Why the fuck not, Hollywood? Why. The. Fuck. Not?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:37:27 AM CDT

    Martha Dumptruck better be there!

    by spot1x

    Martha Dumptruck for Westerburg High School Prez 2010!!!!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:48:49 AM CDT

    This reeeeeeally pisses me off.

    by urall luzers

    That is my favorite high school movie of all time. Not that I was in high school at the time. But the flick still feels timeless in terms of the angst and emotion it deals with. Someone must pay.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:55:57 AM CDT

    Fuck me in my fucking face. Leave it alone. PLEASE!

    by jedirob

    It never ends.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 11:58:01 AM CDT

    no

    by skiptracr

    No NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no.

    Stupid. Leave well enough alone.

    Oh wait, Hollywood don't know how.

    Oh, the humanity.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:04:00 PM CDT

    fuck me gently with a chainsaw

    by enan

    this is the best news ever. if only they could make Winona young again. no actress will come close to how much she owned Veronica.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:04:42 PM CDT

    I LOVE MY DEAD GAY TV SHOW!

    by grantchastain

    The best jokes write themselves, folks.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:12:39 PM CDT

    Square Pegs... WITH MURDER!!!

    by yotzvonfrelnik

  • Aug 27, 2009 12:15:53 PM CDT

    GOOD WILL HUTNING:the t.v show

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    you KNOW its coming~!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:15:53 PM CDT

    GOOD WILL HUTNING:the t.v show

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    you KNOW its coming~!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:20:11 PM CDT

    SUCK ALREADY

    by supermarch

    Sex and the City...oooo I bet she was the dark one on set.

    Here's an idea: have an idea.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:34:10 PM CDT

    Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

    by redc40

  • Aug 27, 2009 12:42:55 PM CDT

    Why not?

    by domi'sinnerchild

    Nobody has watched that movie in 20 years. Nobody is going to care about how close it is to the original. It might even generate interest in a Blu-Ray release of it that wasn't there before. This is meant for the current generation of teenagers. This movie actually seems ripe for an update, but the tricky part as has been mentioned is stringing along the murders. Especially if they think they can do multiple seasons of this.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 12:58:36 PM CDT

    Dumb idea...

    by killdozer

    Not only doesn't it need a remake, but I can't imagine a show involving high school kids killing each other and trying to blow up their school is really going to go over all that well.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:06:11 PM CDT

    is it April 1st?

    by tensticks

    It must be. What an awful idea. Jawbreaker, Mean Girls, Juno--without Heathers they would not exist. So why craft an almost certainly inferior TV show out of a minor masterpiece of a film?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:07:32 PM CDT

    Showtime=Heathers, CW=Mean Girls

    by darth_nader

    Unless someone can freely say "fuck me gently with a chainsaw", this will be FAIL.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:10:09 PM CDT

    Nobody has wathed it in 20 years? You on dope?

    by jedirob

    It is on TV all the time and there are constantly screenings of it.
    It's not even that I'm opposed to series based on movies but the material needs to lend itself. That movie works as a singular event, with singular characters from a singular time.
    JD blows up at the end. It's the ultimate teenage suicide(don't do it.)

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  • Made for the CW after 90210 & Vampire Diaries. NO MORE FUCKING REMAKES! NO MORE FUCKING REMAKES. NO MORE FUCKING REMAKES! Hollywood writers & producers have always been a vapid soulless entities in recent years, but this just proves that their entire creative staff of TV development & production is simply getting their "brilliant" ideas by rummaging through that box of VHS tapes they stored in their garage or attic.
    Coming soon "No Man's Land" the TV series.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:17:33 PM CDT

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    by shiftyeyeddog2

  • Aug 27, 2009 1:18:39 PM CDT

    It was already updated and called "Mean Girls"

    by shiftyeyeddog2

    I know its been said, but it bears repeating. Make "Mean Girls" a series, but leave Heathers alone!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:19:07 PM CDT

    "Sex in the City" alum

    by xaos

    Sounds great, but I gotta motor or I'll be late for Heather's funeral

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:40:34 PM CDT

    Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

    by techgnosis

    Haven't they figured out that redoing old "favorites" is bound to fail, ala Knight Rider, Bionic Woman, etc. Shows and movies such as this, with such a rabid fan base tend to be overtly critical.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:42:21 PM CDT

    Oh, for the love of Cliff Richard!

    by themagicalhornofguntata

    Is nothing fucking sacred???

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:58:26 PM CDT

    Did Sony TV have a Brain Tumour for Breakfast?

    by pokadoo

    The only way to make this work is to blow up the school, and have the same bitchy clique's bullying nerds in heaven, like the original ending was supposed to be.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 1:58:46 PM CDT

    Classic Movie

    by carri

    But I don't see how they can really do it justice as a series. They can't really let the characters say too much on network tv with all the censoring. I am curious as to how they would do this show.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:02:47 PM CDT

    Could be really cool or really lame...

    by johnnyangel

    I'm guessing lame. It'd be really cool if there was a murder of the week of various high school types. Instead it will be a dramedy about a high school girl who could be one of the "cool" kids but hangs with the masses. Yawn.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:12:50 PM CDT

    So where exactly is the "classic" 80's movie line?

    by domi'sinnerchild

    Is it Breakfast Club? Heathers? Just one of the Guys? Licence to Drive? Zapped? Yes, we all know everybody is devoid of original ideas and everything sucks, but what is sacred and what can be updated/remade to a different format/etc.? As has been stated, this movie has already been reimagined with Mean Girls. So what if they take a semi-recognizable title and use it as a springboard for a series. Maybe they'll come up with a good series that goes in original directions and isn't just a 26 hour Heathers with a bunch of comericals. If a freaking Christian Slater vehicle can't be remade, what can?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:15:07 PM CDT

    Doesn't have to suck

    by fkac

    I think it could be good if they do it right and I love the original movie. I don't know how they could keep it going for long though and I think it would be better on a cable network.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:25:23 PM CDT

    "I love my dead gay son!"

    by fiester

    They are missing and opportunity here: set it in the 1980s.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:31:46 PM CDT

    Ah Heathers

    by steverodgers5

    I really wish Winona would ditch the pixie look and let her hair grow out again..

    But beacuse she looked damn fine in that flick...

    Don't really think this can be remade though. Part of it's charm was how over the top the dialogue was. And somehow I can't see lines like, 'Fuck me gently with a chain saw..' ever making it into an American tv show..

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:35:58 PM CDT

    The Columbine shooters...

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    probably weren't fans of this movie, but the actual plans they had for their school were disturbingly similar to Christian Slater's final scheme in Heathers.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:46:32 PM CDT

    Six episodes?

    by tapeworm2042

    How long can this show last when the plot is offing Heathers and their coresponding jocks? Then again Prison Break ran for several inexplicable seasons. Since when is network TV so ballsy to green light teen suicide and gay bashing jokes?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:49:26 PM CDT

    Network Heathers already existed, to a degree

    by skimn

    in Square Pegs..agree?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:55:06 PM CDT

    BTW, Ryder was FIFTEEN when this filmed

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    Welcome to pedophilia all you boys drooling over it. Me, I don't have to deal with that because I saw the movie for the first time when I was 14 so I can just contextualize those thoughts as, well, me at 14.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 2:58:43 PM CDT

    Hollywood is 99.9% creatively bankrupt

    by yeti

    How the hell is this going to be different from any of the umpteen other high school based movies or TV shows since the Original was released? Answer: It won't.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 3:01:44 PM CDT

    Hollywood also made that other Teen High School movie

    by aliendragqueen

    CLUELESS into a TV show? And yes, Hollywood is creatively bankrupt

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  • Aug 27, 2009 3:05:47 PM CDT

    The extreme always makes an impression

    by redc40

    You know it's true

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  • Aug 27, 2009 3:40:49 PM CDT

    "I don't patronize bunny rabbits!"

    by dirkbelig

    But these bozos will!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 3:43:54 PM CDT

    Alien Drag Queen

    by meta

    I'm not defending "Clueles", but the difference between doing Clueless then and Heathers now is that UPN made clueless right after the film was made to cash in on the film's success and try to import the same audience from the film. Sure it showed a lack of creativity, but at least the pitch was probably "This film is a recent hit,the TV show could potentially be a hit as well." But dredging up "Heathers" after 20 odd-some years more likely indicates a bunch of creative people going around saying "I don't have an idea for a TV show. Hey what's in the box of old VHS tapes...Heathers? I liked that when I was in High School, maybe it could be a good remake for TV." It's never been unusual to make TV shows based on movies, many do fail, but it's usually within a year or so of the movie, so it's fresh in the audience's heads. At least when it's done quickly, there's always hopes that it will be a hit (anybody remember M*A*S*H or Alice?)

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  • Aug 27, 2009 3:59:50 PM CDT

    Hope they find a really interesting angle...

    by flummage

    ... to run this thing on, 'cause part of the charm of the original is that it, well, goes kablooie.

    Literal Self-destuction doesn't lend itself well to serialised storytelling. At least, you would think...

    If it just exists for its own sake, and let us speak plainly, so the makers and the actors can profit from the oh so human instinct to watch the digustingly young and the offensively pretty, in any combination of shiny, advertisement-segmented contexts,
    once you take away the ending, that final sneer in the face of Heather, then it just becomes... The Hills.

    And nobody wants that.

    OK, it would seem they do, but I suppose that I mean that I, dearest Heatherwood, do not.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 4:12:32 PM CDT

    GO SEE SEX AND DEATH 101

    by series7

    And thank me in the morning. Especially any Patton fans out there.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 5:03:44 PM CDT

    Massacre at Central High

    by originalredfly

    Heathers was, itself, already pretty much a reimagining of the 70's cult classic, "Massacre at Central High", starring Andrew Stevens and Robert Carradine.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 5:08:06 PM CDT

    no subject

    by rosasaks

    As if American TV is going to air a TV show about a kid who murders his class mates and tries to blow up the school. The closest thing to Heathers on TV in tone is the school kids from Twin Peaks.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 5:21:05 PM CDT

    GUHHHHHHH...

    by mcvamp

    Entertainment eats its own vomit once again. Because all the smarmy high school "dark comedies" on TV and film over the last 20 years haven't regurgitated every shred of "Heathers" ad nauseum.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 6:01:56 PM CDT

    How about a qunatum leap / heathers combo

    by sonicriver

    If the cool kids are killed midway through the season, the show might be trouble. Perhaps they should make a quantum leap / heathers hybrid, where Christian Slater's character leaps into oppressed high school students across the country...

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  • Aug 27, 2009 7:13:38 PM CDT

    What if...

    by rosasaks

    JD's dad is in the military so he moves from school to school sowing chaos but always framing some poor sap for his misdeeds so nobody investigates him. But Veronica is on to him and runs off on a road trip determined to expose him. And she befriends a girl called Heather at every school or something. Or that's the alias she uses with different surnames. Oh fuck it remaking Heathers as a TV show is a terrible idea. Unless they let David Lynch do it, because that would rock.

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  • Aug 27, 2009 8:14:03 PM CDT

    why not just

    by frank cotton

    go to the can, and flush the cash straight down the 'mode? it would save time

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  • Aug 27, 2009 8:31:55 PM CDT

    Wow this is a TV show

    by charabicharabia

    For me to poop on ! I will not watch it....unless SonicRiver writes the script !!!!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 8:58:46 PM CDT

    Fan of the original......

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    But how are they going pull this off
    After so many murders that occurred on school campuses since Columbine without pissing off one group or another?

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  • Aug 27, 2009 9:21:56 PM CDT

    Big John, Little John

    by riff_randell

    You know it's coming!

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  • Aug 27, 2009 9:42:16 PM CDT

    "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"... "HEATHERS"!

    by voteroslin08

    could be good.

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  • Aug 28, 2009 12:29:34 AM CDT

    CAN THEY SUSTAIN THE MURDER RATE?

    by mullah omar

    At first glance it doesn't sound like an entirely bad idea to make this a series rather than a film, but I fear that this will just become a generic "goofy high school" show. How, for example, could they have a season or two of regular murders and maintain any sort of coherence? And how would it be HEATHERS without all the killing?

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  • Aug 28, 2009 12:53:12 AM CDT

    Big Fun

    by awardgiver

    They gonna get some shitty ironic hipster band to do the "Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It) song by Big Fun? Like maybe Franz Ferdinand or Of Montreal or whatever the fuck kids listen to nowadays? This is not gonna work, you couldn't make a sequel to this movie, how the hell are you going to drag faked suicides out over a season or longer? This movie came out my senior year...leave it the fuck alone.

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  • Aug 28, 2009 5:02:17 AM CDT

    A sequel is in the works

    by chakraborty

    On the audio commentary, the director said he had an idea for a sequel where all the actors return, even the dead ones, but now they are adults working in a corporation or the government. It's an awesome idea and I read recently that Ryder and Slater had both talked to the director who said he's planning to go ahead with it and it's on the works, and both actors have agreed to return.

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  • Aug 28, 2009 7:05:38 AM CDT

    Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "No Fags Allowed" rule?

    by themanwhocan

    Slater:Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they? ..........Jock: What did you say, dickhead?
    Slater: Ill repeat myself.(pulls out handgun)
    BANG BANG

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  • Aug 28, 2009 7:49:50 AM CDT

    When I was in high school...

    by chakraborty

    ... which was only a short time after the movie came out, one dude imitated that scene from Heathers and boarded the school bus with a handgun, went up to some dudes who were harassing him, and fired blanks at them.

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  • Aug 28, 2009 8:47:56 AM CDT

    what's your DAMAGE, hollywood?

    by legokenobi

    just gotta say. this idea is just bad and wrong. leave this movie alone.

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  • Aug 28, 2009 9:23:35 AM CDT

    ANGRY BECAUSE I USE ALL CAPS!!!

    by bluehawaiisurfer

    Seriously, lol. If it was made for HBO I could see it working, any normal network though. I don't know. THAT'S WHAT I THINK AHHHHH!!!! :o|

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  • Aug 28, 2009 9:25:31 AM CDT

    What's your damage, Heather?

    by kikstad

    I loved the movie. How on earth will it work as a TV show unless they butcher it and turn it into an O.C. type crapfest?

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  • Aug 28, 2009 11:23:33 AM CDT

    Gotta' motor if i'm gonna' make that funeral...

    by zer0cool2k2

    ES-KEE-MOE!

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  • Aug 28, 2009 7:28:40 PM CDT

    It will be easier to fake a suicide text message.

    by flim springfield

  • Aug 29, 2009 11:34:30 AM CDT

    holy christ..you guys are so close minded

    by robamenta

    if it doesnt have this. i wont watch. if it does this i wont watch..you sound like a bunch of spoiled shit heads.


    it could be good, give it a chance

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  • Aug 29, 2009 8:41:20 PM CDT

    Good Movie Bad TV

    by mr_satan

    You can't do it.The next time someone shoots someone in a school there going to blame the TV show. And then Eminem. OOOH! I have an Idea for a TV show, A guy wakes up and can't remember the day before, and has all these tatoo's on him, and they are telling him a story and he has to figure it out before the day ends, or elsehe'llforget what happendandthenhefindsouthiswifewasmurderedandhehastogetthekiller. OH no wait that's Memento. You know some dick weed is saying yeah great idea for a show. And I say no it's not, it's done get something new. I'm seriously annoyed with hollywwood now. They can't think of anything that hasn't already been committed to celluloid or has been a book, comic book on or an online comic. Here's an idea. It's mine take it I don't care. Assuming anyone with clout actually reads these things. There is a bounty hunter in space(not fucking Fett.) He knows the job is so dangerous that he makes multiple clones of himself which he keeps in storage on a space station just in case he gets killed. Once he dies his memories get uploaded to a new clone body, and that new him continues the friggin mission. There are other hims older ones that quit the bounty business and just turned on a new clone to keep the cash flow coming in. Like I said its my idea but I don't care take it run with it. At least it's original.

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  • Aug 30, 2009 6:53:13 PM CDT

    But Mr_Satan-

    by tomonicker

    When the new clone discovers "someone" has been filching money from his account, isn't he going to get pissed and hunt that "someone" down? ;-)
    Oh, and Heathers as TV show is cool, so long as they throw in vampires and zombies so we all know that it's not the REAL world. *wink, wink* LOL!
    Um, yeah, really, not a good idea at all.

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  • Aug 30, 2009 8:25:37 PM CDT

    ToMonicker simply No

    by mr_satan

    They all know about each other, else it would be just the clone getting pissed someone's stealing all his hard earned money. And the whole thing with Heathers is just not a good deal. You would have to make some ridiculous plot decisions to keep the parent's council off the show's back for school yard murdering and such.

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