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The First Host Of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’s 35th Season Is …
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Mega Fox, “Transformers” romantic interest and star of Diablo Cody’s Sept. 18 possessed-cheerleader comedy-thriller “Jennifer’s Body,” will be the first host of “Saturday Night Live’s” 35th season on Sept. 26, according to Life & Style.
The magazine reports she’s already shot her obligatory digital short with Andy Samberg.
Find all of its story on the matter here.
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Too bad about her tats though - they're fugly
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I'm so burned out on this Fox media frenzy. I am slightly repelled by her now. True story.
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Death is the road to awe.
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Or just imagine Tonto or Frankenstein saying it...
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She can't act for shit and hot girls are a dime a dozen. I see girls just as hot or hotter every saturday night in the 2 or 3 different clubs I go to. Still I would bend her over in a nano second.
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Almost as bad as freaking Twilight crap everywhere! Imagine if Megan Fox was cast in a Twilight movie? MY GOD!
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My car just hit a water buffalo.
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"This is boring. Let's go to the bar."
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naked please
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SNL is getting funny again, that is to say it totally doesn't suck ass every sketch. Armisen and Wiig are nails. Forte and Sudeikis are solid. Thompson needs to go.The new edition of Abby Elliott and Michaela Watkins pick up the slack from the terribly unfunny Bobby Moynihan and Casey Wilson. The fact they're still on the show speaks to the lack of quality, funny sketches overall.
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That lifeless, glassy stare kinda creeps me out. She just seems so fake... at least real porn stars have a *little* personality to them. This one just seems too... constructed, somehow. I'd hit it, but I'd be ashamed afterwards.
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This show has been so stale for years they can make even make Megan Fox dull and boring. Please make it a half hour shorter. Shorten the skits and stop sitting there lauging at your own lame jokes! THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!
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This show has been so stale for years they can make even make Megan Fox dull and boring. Please make it a half hour shorter. Shorten the skits and stop sitting there lauging at your own lame jokes! THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!
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I hope it's fake tan, or she's going to be nothing but a melanoma with boobs in the next ten years.
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in about 5-10 years when her looks start to fade and she'll be passed over for a newer and hotter piece of ass.
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that we're movie geeks.. we watch trailers, know what actors are 'hot' first, know who is staring in what, etc... so we get sick of the new faces pretty fast if they're not exceptional. (which, other than looks, megan fox is most definitely not.) that being said, the regular movie goer (not film geek) is still enthralled with her. even now ive noticed if im at any random social gathering and shes brought up, it's met with a bunch of 'dudes' and 'chicks' freaking out about how hot she is.
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You can't blame SNL for the Black Hole of Charisman that is Megan Fox.
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Otherwise known as the obligatory "college-guys-will-think-this-is-hilarious-like-Dane-Cook-is-hilarious" moment of the show.
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There are builders and there are destroyers.
You boys who hate on Mega Fox would change your tune if she asked you for the time.
Now go bitch about WOW or whatever it is you do because you ain't building anything. -
What's wrong with having gone to college and finding something funny? I personally don't think Dane Cook is a great comedian but SNL has some talented people. It's hit or miss with the skits but when they hit.....it's really good. Also Samberg's digital shorts are what have generated a ton of interest (along with the Presidential race) in recent years.It's Andy Samberg not Adam Sandler......you might have learned a thing or two if you went to college.
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blech.
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...I wish.
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taking a dump in the tub!!!
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...they really airbrushed the shit out of her in that pic. weird.
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Yeah, SNL is so loathsomely lefty-liberal that it's almost like watching waterhead babies play with their own poop. But...with Megan Fox as host it really is tempting....
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I'll bet she's terrible. Last year was one of the best years of SNL in a while...whatever that's worth...I'd hate for them to get started off on the wrong foot.
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Action, comedy, horror... what CAN'T this girl do?! (aside from return my phone calls... hahaha, I'm just kidding)
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i cant really judge her based on her performances i those shitty transformers movies where even turturro sucked, also, I am quit proud that I submitted this info
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That chin...good god.
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...too busy at the job my Master's Degree from Princeton made possible. And as for bitter...no. Just sick of those who trumpet the digital shorts as the greatest thing since sliced bread. Mostly NBC promotional folk, who appeal to their desired demographic but fail to notice that while Samberg creates the buzz, it's Wiig and Sudekis who create the real laughs.
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She's taking a dump in that tub.
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are the highlight of the show about 80% of the time. I can remember a few years ago when the show was so abysmal that they used to be the only thing worth watching, now the rest of the show has started getting funnier, and the digital shorts have become more hit and miss, but when they hit, there freakin hilarious. BTW Armisen sucks
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Obvious choice, but anyway. I hope this year SNL gets Fox news. Glenn Beck is ripe for the taking.
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Whether you like it or not. Dick in a box, I'm on a boat, Jizz in my pants. That caught on with the public.
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She's pretty, no doubt, I just don't get the orange thing. She'd be better without it. I don't know if she can act, but her comments about Michael Bay were an entertaining read.
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What the hell is with that picture?! Now I realize that some people do get off watching a broad take a shit, but I'm not...oh, that's a bathtub. Wow, you mean she bathes? That's so hot!!!!
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I keep hearing rumors she used to be a man. Is that a common internet type story about her?
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Especially hot ones.
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You forgot "Mother Lover", Orionsangels!
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We better not have to wait too long for a new one. THAT is what they should be making a movie out of, not MacGruber.
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SNL is funny.
I got nuthin. I'd drill that brain dead bitch in the picture there like there was oil in her ovaries. -
commence.
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This season will be terrible if they continue with the dull Obama "character". I think they should make him more Spock-like- confused and exasperated by the average, illogical American.
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She can't act. Never could. She barely seems believable in film, how crappy will she be on a live stage? Still, we're going to get laughs either way.
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they balance out her toe thumbs.
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But I immediately went blind after seeing that picture. It was worth it. I actually have that pic in a really old Maxim calendar, before anyone knew who the heck she was.
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You said, "Just sick of those who trumpet the digital shorts as the greatest thing since sliced bread." For fuck sake... you sliced bread fanboys really push my buttons. You are so 1928. I may be going out on a limb here, but I like the SNL digital shorts way more than sliced bread. I currently have 3 slices of bread in my fridge right.. FUCKING.. now, and I would never laugh my ass off at those pitiful has-beens. IM ON A BOAT on the other hand I will laugh quite a bit at, so sliced bread NULL and SNLDShorts 1. Plus, I have a doctorate in physics poonJAB, why don't you suck my scrotum sack!
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You said, "But I immediately went blind after seeing that picture. It was worth it. I actually have that pic in a really old Maxim calendar, before anyone knew who the heck she was." Her mom and dad knew who she was?????????
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I didn't even believe her fake orgasms when we hooked up... I'm joking I wouldn't hook up with her since she probably has had Bay inside of her. She will be funny on SNL, but because will be laughing at her not with her. I don't mind her in movies if placed in the right roles... Jonah Hex... Uh oh... I might have to take that statement back in the future.
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Everyone of you MF's would do her in a heartbeat and you know it!
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Good point. We know that douche Brian Austin Green has been inside that for years...I'm having second thoughts now...
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the girl has a lot of acne on her face...they need to airbrush her because of her bad skin...she's still hot but definitely not as hot people give her credit for...without makeup she's just average at best
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"Everyone of you MF's would do her in a heartbeat and you know it!"
True. But if she could actually act, I'd do her much harder. -
This site makes me laugh in ways that I cannot describe without using words like "flagella" and "tickle"
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I have tried to watch it over the years, sampling each new season. What I am seeing is laugh-free, lame and even asinine. It's not just the cast it's the writers. Better shows than SNL have been axed.
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Shoot her dead.
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Well, I laugh at 'em.
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Aug 24, 2009 8:42:39 PM CDT
Not thumb toes!!! Nooo!!! Actually, she has midget thumbs
by orionsangels
If you look at her thumbs closely. It looks like they transplanted midget thumbs on a normal sized human.
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... already, but are there any changes to the SNL cast this season? Thanks.
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and see how much this Vivid girl sucks at acting
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time will tell.
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Get someone interesting like Stephen Colbert or Patton Oswalt or something.
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Aug 24, 2009 10:37:12 PM CDT
One of the biggest changes ever this year: no Don Pardo.
by flim springfield
He's apparently retired. It's going to seem weird without his voice introducing the show.
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She hasn't proven any acting ability at all! Maybe she's great, I'm just saying we haven't seen it. SNL will get the ratings and that clearly is the only reason for this decision. But I'd prefer Michael Emerson at some point...
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i guess that means she has a penis
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trainwreck or not, will still be fun to watchI like her--hope she turns out to be a surprise over the years to come, proves her critics wrong.She is already doing better than Lohan, Spears, Winehouse.SNL is so campy and random now anyway, she'll do fine--Kanye already set the lowest possible standard for lame on SNL. lookin forward to the digital short, too.
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That girl would break you.
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Whether she broke me or not, I'd enjoy the attempt...
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Jennifer's Body is one of the absolute worst scripts I have ever read. It would MAYBE work if it was shot and played like a campy '70s horror film, but it doesn't seem like it's taking that approach at all.
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Likewise, sir. In fact, I'd encourage her to destroy me.
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That PLUS the toe-thumb? Horrible.
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She isn't even the hottest chick in that movie. Give me Amanda Seyfried any day and twice on Sunday.
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I heard they cut it out, and those AICN posts were all pasties and so forth.
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Aug 25, 2009 12:21:21 AM CDT
The First Host Of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’s 35th Season Is …
by cheyne_stoking_dms
Father Death I pressume? Oh no, a hot piece of ass to whom I don't know it belongs to. And don't really care much. New SNL is like porn without the sex.
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"Holy Cunt."
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Aug 25, 2009 12:25:34 AM CDT
To the guy who mentioned her "acting ability"....
by cheyne_stoking_dms
She makes guys jerk-off globally. If you haven't noticed.
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at first. She's a lot browner in that photo. She seems okay. You know for a pinup type girl she seems pretty cool in interviews and stuff. I don't know if she's funny because I haven't really seen any of her movies. But she can't be worse than most of the hosts they have.
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You sick fucks
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Mr. Hankey would be dancing around in the back of the photo.
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Is a sexy girl, no question about that. Can't act for shit but I would watch her on SNL to see what's she's wearing.
However, looking at her posed on the end of that tub is not working for me, it's kinda creeping me out.
That last time I saw something like this was when I was with this agency and they had a photographer on staff who had a portfolio full of pictures of chicks topless eating cereal.
When he showed me his book, I flip threw it and I'm thinking to myself, "Nice Tits, BUT WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING CEREAL BOWLS YOU FUCKING FREAK FUCK!
Still give me chills to this day. -
Aug 25, 2009 2:04:03 AM CDT
She's hot and all but I totally agree with the 'dead eyes' comme
by smackfu
Honestly, I'd rather just fap to a static image of her for 10 minutes and be done with it than endure 90 minutes of her trying to do comedy just because she's hot.
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'anyone here would fuck her in a heartbeat' is even used as a defensive comment when people criticize dead-eyed bimbos? What does that even mean in the context of the conversation. Of course we would, that has nothing to do with anything. We're guys. This planet contains about 3 billion girls that I would 'fuck in a heartbeat' but that doesn't really qualify them to host a sketch comedy show now, does it?
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We need a x-rated "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" remake with her as the lead. Roger Ebert will write the script if he can watch during filming.
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But something bugs me about her. Dead eyes is part of it. The tatoos are not attractive. Her "I know you want me and I resent you for it" look could be confused with constipation.Sorry. I've nothing against hot chicks. Like the name Megan. She's just about the last "hot chick" in Hollywood I'd care to see. I'd take ScarJo over MegaFox in a minute. Or Felicia Day, frankly. That plump chick who was on that show with Andy Dick where I don't remember the name. I'd take her over Megan Fox, any day of the week. Kate Beckinsale. Definitely, anorexic though she is.Point being, there's something off about Megan Fox. And I got nothin' against the hot chicks.
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If you ask me. Amy Adams, much hotter. Anna Faris? Much more appealing than Megan Fox. I'd take Lindsay Lohan over Megan Fox. Seriously. I would.
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Although I agree with her that Michael Bay should start concentrating more on his characters than special effects, I'm getting bored with her. :(
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Amen.
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READ THE FUKKING ARTICLE. And to all you losers who say that Megan Fox isn't hot and you wouldn't sleep with her. Get a life. Now I wouldn't sleep with her because my girlfriend is hotter and I don't know if I'd go anywhere Brian Green has already been. That said, if I were single...
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Nobody gives two shites who the fuk you would rather do than Megan Fox.
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You use the same one every time. Are there not better and hotter pics of her scattered all over the internet? Just sayin
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Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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Isla Fisher has a brain and can act. Megan Fox needs to go to acting school or she'll end up on the "Ho du jour" scrap heap like Tara Reid.
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Silly girl!
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Yeah, and then what? What would you endure to get to that point? How much time do you spend talking to her before it's no longer worth it? How many times can you listen to her explain to you why Transformers 2 is for geniuses and how many times can you put up with trying to explain the plot to her? Sure, you'd brag about bagging her to your friends, but would you be willing to have her join you when you are hanging out with your friends? I think it pretty much goes without saying that most everyone here would "do her", but how many would actually want to date her?
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Aug 25, 2009 10:15:15 AM CDT
"She is already doing better than Lohan, Spears, Winehouse."
by big jim
So, what's that got to do with anything. She wasn't a child-star, and isn't a singer, or singer/wannabe actress (or actress/wannabe singer). I don't see the relevance of the comparisons. However, if you want to compare her to Lohan, who became a household name, and greatly sought-after actress after her first few films were giant hits, I have a question: Does this mean "Jennifer's Body" is Fox's "Herbie Fully Loaded"?
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and she was hot, but not hotter than any of the other hoes I've ever seen on a party night. She was also kind of a bitch, not taking pictures with people, even kids! I mean, she turned people down in a nice way, I guess.
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I wanna hire THEM!
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Not....fuck this show and fuck Herc for still giving a shit about it.
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Nothing makes me not laugh so much as guy who can't stop cracking himself up. Even worse, someone who is pretending to crack himself up because the nitwits in the audience played along with him that one time.
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That is a sketch I have not seen since it was aired back in the day, and really sticks in my mind. Every once in a while I search for it but can't find it.
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it's this one. She's EVERYWHERE and the older she gets, the less pretty she is. She was very sexy and sultry in the first Transformers and looked like that Hot Chick you wanted to get with. But going into her twenties that IT Factor that made her special is fading away. Not to mention all her stupid interviews and the fact she gets ghastly tattoos of her loser boyfriends right next to her Holiest of Holies...
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Andy Samberg and Megan Fox in "Jizz in My Pants 2: Electric Boogaloo." just saying.
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something looks awkward and kinda off about it... I think the dump in the tub statement is pretty accurate. Also her toes do look like thumbs - good observation.
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A quote from Megan Fox.
"I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”
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Fox's hotness? Reminds me of when Howard Stern and his ugly loser sidekick creeps would bring girls in and then proceed to pick them apart body part by body part.
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and you would too. stop lying.
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Unless it's someone totally unexpectedly humorous like Peyton Manning or Michael Jordan were.
And yes, the show is still timely AND funny. It just shifts every 6-10 years toward a new humor generated by a new generation of cast and writers. Belushi begat Murphy begat Myers-Carver begat Fallon-Fey, begat whoever ends up being next. Roll with it you geriatric motherfuckers.
Oh, and awesome reference there, thelordofhell. It even manages to be a sideways track to an SNL alum, did no one else comment on that? -
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Megan Fox is actually pretty interesting in interviews and she loathes Michael Bay/the scripts for both Transformers movies. Way to judge her superficially though.
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Aug 26, 2009 4:28:45 AM CDT
She loathes Michael Bay/the scripts for both Transformers movies
by powerring
Yes, and she despised the paychecks and is furious over the fame from those movies. Trans and trans-2 held her back from the Oscar for years.
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Sure, you can be snarky and snide, but by contemporary American standards she is a very beautiful woman. She may not be your cup of tea, so be it. Is it really a good cause to rip her to shreads other than it seems to be the general vibe of these talkbacks? So what she has hammer thumbs, and maybe some implants, hardly reason to toss her off a cliff with the rest of the deformed babies. That photo shoot was at least four if not five years ago, people do age, and change, it's not a crime. No, so far Miss Fox has not really shown much in the way of acting prowess. To her credit she admits this freely with refreshing humility. In her defence we've only seen her in Bay films, not the best platform for an acting showcase. The Star Wars prequels made several great actors look like rank amateurs. Will she become a great actress? Maybe. I wish her the best.
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COULDNT ACT HER WAY OUT OF TORGO'S ASSHOLE
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Seriously hot, but dumb as a box of rocks and no natural acting talent whatsoever.
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interviews, but the ones I have seen I would not call her "pretty interesting". She did her job, which was to promote the film and answer questions. But she didn't come across as someone who would be interesting to talk to.My comments were really questions for all those who claim that everyone here would "do her in a heartbeat" as an argument against any criticism of her. I was simply asking if good looks are enough; if her "doability" is all there is when assessing her attractiveness; is a nice body all that matters? As for explaining Transformers 2 to her, Megan Fox did say she didn't understand the movie and anyone who could follow the plot was a genius. My point about it was asking if you really want to spend an evening talking to someone who couldn't follow the plot of a Michael Bay film. Then again, maybe she was being ironic, which would be kind of interesting.
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Boring.
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Are you fucking high?
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