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Summit sniffing around Jodie Foster's BEAVER?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Sorry for the incredibly inappropriate headline, but I was already toying with "Summit making a deal for Jodie Foster's BEAVER" as my non-funny headline and I figured that was just as insulting, so I went the extra giant leap over the line of decency.

In all seriousness, I'm absolutely dying to see what this movie turns out like. It sounds insane. Jodie Foster directs this story of a crazy bastard who walks around with a beaver hand-puppet that he speaks through... and said crazy bastard is played by Mel Gibson.

I've heard the script by Kyle Killen is outstanding, dark and hilarious. I'm just happy to see Gibson back on the screen again, and playing up some of his comedic chops to boot.

Variety has a story about Summit being close to locking up a deal to distribute the movie. Summit perplexes me a bit as a studio. They get some truly great little movies, but seem to have a really hard time selling them, like with BROTHERS BLOOM or even SEX DRIVE, a surprisingly funny teen comedy. I even heard BANDSLAM was a real movie and not the shitty feature version of a Nickelodeon kids show-looking movie they advertised.

I guess releasing these quirky gems is enough for me. As long as that Twilight money keeps rolling in and they keep spending it on movies like THE BEAVER I won't complain.

Thoughts?

-Quint
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by scaryskeleton
Aug 19th, 2009
10:28:30 AM
Not with Summit!!!
by RenoNevada2000
Aug 19th, 2009
10:29:48 AM
Best headline ever.
by Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants
Aug 19th, 2009
10:31:06 AM
Leave it to Beaver
by Lashlarue
Aug 19th, 2009
10:36:33 AM
I want beaver.
by pencil-man
Aug 19th, 2009
10:37:16 AM
AWWWW HELL NAH!
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Aug 19th, 2009
10:38:04 AM
Bring back Ben Lyons talkback!!!
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Aug 19th, 2009
10:38:18 AM
Jodie Foster's Beaver...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 19th, 2009
10:38:20 AM
Sounds like someone LOVED Lars and the real girl
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Aug 19th, 2009
10:39:47 AM
Welllll, Wynona got herself a big brown one
by YotzVonFrelnik
Aug 19th, 2009
10:40:09 AM
I WANT BEAVER!!!!!!!!
by MrMysteryGuest
Aug 19th, 2009
10:40:58 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing a...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 19th, 2009
10:41:34 AM
Is the beaver a homophobic jew-hating paranoid misogynist freak?
by V'Shael
Aug 19th, 2009
10:41:55 AM
It's funny
by chewyou812
Aug 19th, 2009
10:44:59 AM
Summit Entertainment acquires Foster's beaver.
by palewook
Aug 19th, 2009
10:47:09 AM
I get the feeling Foster's beaver is a dry and rocky place...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 19th, 2009
10:51:00 AM
Jodie Foster's Beaver to Light Up the Silver Screen
by Sonny_Williams
Aug 19th, 2009
10:51:56 AM
i feel dirty joking about jody...
by iwasredempted
Aug 19th, 2009
10:56:05 AM
Jodie Foster's Beaver Attracts Summit
by StevenScorsese
Aug 19th, 2009
11:04:28 AM
So this is Mr. Garrison the movie?
by Series7
Aug 19th, 2009
11:05:18 AM
Did Summit ever have a hit
by Series7
Aug 19th, 2009
11:09:38 AM
Mel's "comedic chops"...like Jews beating up Jesus.
by BadMrWonka
Aug 19th, 2009
11:31:40 AM
Jodie Foster's Beaver to be shot this fall...
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Aug 19th, 2009
11:36:43 AM
Movie sounds like it could be funny
by Buzz_Aldrin
Aug 19th, 2009
11:46:13 AM
Jodie Foster goes to work on Beaver!
by SeXX ED
Aug 19th, 2009
11:49:37 AM
Is this the sequel to Snatch?
by Nice Marmot
Aug 19th, 2009
11:57:06 AM
CALL it... "DA BEAVE"
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Aug 19th, 2009
12:00:37 PM
it aint EASY being BEAVEY
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Aug 19th, 2009
12:00:54 PM
Hilarious
by The_Ad_Wizard_Who_Came_Up_With _This_One
Aug 19th, 2009
12:02:35 PM
I myself cannot...
by Anything But Tangerines
Aug 19th, 2009
12:04:18 PM
So this is about Uncle Joey from full house?
by JettL93
Aug 19th, 2009
12:21:57 PM
Will there be beaver on beaver action?
by photoboy
Aug 19th, 2009
12:24:48 PM
I hear the editing crew had to trim that Beaver right down...
by GreatWhiteNoise
Aug 19th, 2009
12:31:56 PM
...but I hear it's real tight now.
by GreatWhiteNoise
Aug 19th, 2009
12:33:52 PM
Maverick
by enderandrew
Aug 19th, 2009
12:36:16 PM
If only The Critic was still on...
by Yeah I Wrote That
Aug 19th, 2009
12:36:59 PM
Remember boys and girls...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 19th, 2009
12:47:55 PM
I heard that beav needs a lion tamer.
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 19th, 2009
12:49:37 PM
As a jew, I say Mel can hate us all he wants
by David Cloverfield
Aug 19th, 2009
12:51:48 PM
Mel is an idiot because he blames all the wars on the Jews.
by V'Shael
Aug 19th, 2009
12:58:53 PM
Mel Gibson is one of the greatest actors of any generation.
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Aug 19th, 2009
01:01:03 PM
MY NIPPLES, THEY HURT!
by solanine
Aug 19th, 2009
01:09:14 PM
So what if Gibson is racist..aren't we all a little bit?
by JettL93
Aug 19th, 2009
01:22:43 PM
Gibson was raised by a racist
by enderandrew
Aug 19th, 2009
01:36:03 PM
This is one of those projects
by Reckoner
Aug 19th, 2009
01:38:27 PM
lame lame lame
by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
01:47:12 PM
Beaver swallows competion.
by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
01:50:07 PM
V'Shael beat me to it! LOL!
by HB_Dad
Aug 19th, 2009
01:54:06 PM
"Jodie Foster gets into Beaver!"
by HB_Dad
Aug 19th, 2009
01:54:59 PM
America Loves Beaver
by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
02:09:12 PM
Last one, I swear
by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
02:13:05 PM
Norton?
by KILLALITRE
Aug 19th, 2009
02:13:31 PM
I lied
by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
02:14:17 PM
LAST BOY SCOUT already did this...
by Six Demon Bag
Aug 19th, 2009
02:18:25 PM
JettL93's just upset Natalie Portman kept calling
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Aug 19th, 2009
02:19:09 PM
Ebert and Roeper give Jodie's Foster's Beaver two tumbs up!
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Aug 19th, 2009
02:21:27 PM
^^ Should be "thumbs"
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Aug 19th, 2009
02:27:24 PM

by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
02:28:17 PM
I love me some Last BoyScout,
by OfficerJunior
Aug 19th, 2009
02:33:44 PM
Leave it to Jodie Foster's Beaver...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 19th, 2009
03:21:57 PM
Putting aside the awesome Beaver gags...
by thejacknapierproject
Aug 19th, 2009
03:22:34 PM
Mel Gibson's Beaver hates Jews and stupid bitches!
by Fareal
Aug 19th, 2009
03:25:47 PM
Oh, and Jodie being gay?
by V'Shael
Aug 19th, 2009
03:27:34 PM
You can always trust AICN to have a little fun with a project ca
by VicenzoV
Aug 19th, 2009
03:53:49 PM
Jodie Foster is hot?...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 19th, 2009
04:09:58 PM
The more I hear about Jodie Foster's Beaver
by smackfu
Aug 19th, 2009
04:15:35 PM
Apologies if it's in the talkback already...
by Jaka
Aug 19th, 2009
05:02:08 PM
I've thought Jody was hot off and on
by Jaka
Aug 19th, 2009
05:02:58 PM
Incident?
by VicenzoV
Aug 19th, 2009
06:00:12 PM
Welcome back Mel!
by Carl XVI Gustaf
Aug 19th, 2009
06:31:10 PM
Sure, mel's a douchebag
by xalener
Aug 19th, 2009
06:37:18 PM
You Otter know better Quint.
by Sal_Bando
Aug 19th, 2009
06:40:06 PM
Does the beaver talk in the voice of
by skimn
Aug 19th, 2009
06:43:50 PM
not gonna stop watching SEINFELD
by frank cotton
Aug 19th, 2009
08:37:46 PM
Wasn't Steve Carell attached to star originally?
by bbbbeeeennnn
Aug 19th, 2009
09:55:27 PM
By the way...
by bbbbeeeennnn
Aug 19th, 2009
10:01:25 PM
Awesome, I love Mel.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Aug 19th, 2009
11:09:34 PM
MEL, STOP WASTING TIME ON THIS SHIT
by Mullah Omar
Aug 20th, 2009
01:11:33 AM
bbbbeeeennnn
by mynemaborat
Aug 20th, 2009
02:19:04 AM
Headline made me laugh out loud
by Shepard Wong
Aug 20th, 2009
06:44:53 AM
He won't do Thunder Road, but he'll do this?!
by venvariants
Aug 20th, 2009
06:11:27 PM
Fury Road, I mean.
by venvariants
Aug 20th, 2009
06:12:20 PM
Or was the Garth Brooks song Thunder Rolls?
by venvariants
Aug 20th, 2009
06:12:59 PM
I'll bet Jodie Foster's Beaver....
by mojoman69
Aug 20th, 2009
09:31:36 PM

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