Cool News
Another Badass Added To THE EXPENDABLES??
Merrick here...
For a while now we've been hearing scuttlebutt (what the hell kind of word is that, anyway?) that Bruce Willis would make some kind of appearance in Stallone's THE EXPENDABLES. The film's cast already includes Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts, and Terry Crews.
Although rumors of his involvement were persistent, the below quote represents the first officialish comment on the matter...coming from Bruce himself.
The “Die Hard” star confirmed to MTV News that he is leaving time open on his schedule to shoot a cameo for “The Expendables,” the ultra-violent, star-studded action flick written/directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone. Sly is currently putting the finishing touches on the movie, which also stars Jason Statham, Jet Li and Mickey Rourke as mercenaries overthrowing a South American dictator. Willis said that the he will soon join Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger to shoot a very special scene for the flick.
“Not yet, I haven’t united with them,” said Willis. “I’m waiting for a call from Sly about when we’re going to try and make that happen.”
...Willis told MTV's Movie Blog HERE.
With this cast, and the promise of breathtaking carnage, is Sly making the ultimate man movie here? I get that feeling...
“Not yet, I haven’t united with them,” said Willis. “I’m waiting for a call from Sly about when we’re going to try and make that happen.”
-
+ Expand All
-
TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT!!
-
I like. I always thought this was going to be pg-13. Good on ya Sly.
oh, and first? -
YESSS!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!
-
Man...if only Arnold were in this.
-
WOW...never been first on something of this magnitude before. Awesome.
-
Maybe your dictionary defines the word differnt then mine.
-
Mental news - almost makes up for Die Hard 4, Bruno...
-
this smells a bit too much like fan service, on the other hand rambo was pretty good, so i got my hopes still up for this one.
oh, a little tangent here: fuck beaks -
However could be a massive let down, either way I will be there as love all of the actors involved, bringing back 80`s carnage loving it
-
And you're not first again. :)
-
Should have looked at the first name. Sorry Allyousay.
-
Looks like Sly listened to us again.
-
Blue_Demon: the article says he's in it. didn't you read it?
Beaks: IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE SMART AT LEAST LEARN HOW TO SPELL THE NAME ADOLF HITLER CORRECTLY YOU FUCKING RETARD!
oh sorry, thought i saw beaks there for a second -
come on...
-
How could I have missed that?!Fuckin' decaf...Okay...my ticket's bought.
-
I thought that Sly was aiming for a PG-13?
-
And I hated the action scene of the '80s when it was happening but all of those films look like classics compared to the skip frame wire fu slo-mo garbage that passes for action in this day and age.
I LOVED Rambo IV and it was in no small part due to Mr. Stallone being such an amazing sport on these forums. I hope this film does very very well. -
...80's action.
-
never mind...
-
Aug 18, 2009 10:06:58 AM CDT
if this doesn't have chuck norris then i'm not seeing it.
by iwasredempted
-
in this film will increase your girth by an inch. Women attending showings will emerge flat-chested and a little hairier.
-
All these legendary badasses of American action cinema and they throw in Jet Li for what, MSG? Keep Expendables Amurikin!
-
Then it cant fail and the manliest movie of all time.
-
that's bigger news than Bruce
-
Cannonball Run with action stars.
I believe it can go fuck itself. -
Don't single out Jet Li.
-
Ocean movies sucked. Whole bunch of actors doesn't make up for poor film making.
-
a role in this because he said his character was underwritten. And now that he has some acting cred after JCVD he feels he has a right to be choosy...
-
And I mean that in a good way!
-
Anybody have anything confirmed?
-
Sheesh, guys. You haven't even mentioned there's a poster out either.
-
So is this some kind of Planet Hollywood reunion? Does Sly's character retire at the end of the film to open a chain of mercenary-themed restaurants with Willis & Arnold?
-
Could be! Like the Magnificent errr 9 vibe to it!! Script Good + Awesome action = Epic win.
-
then i would explode.
-
Since Predator. Looking forward to wal-to-wall testosterone in this fucker.
-
and Roy Schneider, I know he's dead, we only need him for a cameo, just prop his corpse up in a chair and do a GGI lip sync.
-
Aug 18, 2009 10:36:59 AM CDT
Irc hOLLYWOOD, iF kURT RUSSELL SIGNED UP FOR THIS....
by theycallmemrtibbs
I would get in line for 20 tickets, TOO-Night!
-
The Cannonball Run is a great trash movie. Seeing's how Oceans 11 is played out, Clooney & Co. should revive the Cannonball Run series -- that is if anyone in the corporate Hollywood system could drop the PC BS for two seconds and make a fun film about fantasy irresponsibility for adult human beings again.
-
the movie,and persuade us that it will be the greatest action movie ever,despite being a PG13 movie,u know for kids.
just like what u did with Die Hard 4 as Walter B.fucking studio whore... -
Give them featured roles in the next go-around. Man, I'm pretty excited for this movie already.
-
G.I Joe: the Really, Badass American Fucking Heroes?
-
That may be true for Jean-Claude at his home, but their reputations are pretty null and void to most people here in the states. I mean, Seagal's DTV movies are jokes. The fat headed pony tail one just generates laughs now. Jean Claude is still fit and looks like he could still be an action star. I'm very psyched to see this.
-
It will still be totally shit.
-
Good job posting the Posters for this movie.
-
They'll wait to be in the direct-to-video piece of shit sequel. I don't think either of them would know what to do in a movie that's getting released in theaters.
-
after all he is an action star what with the speed and matrix movies.why the hell not?
-
Burt Reynolds to make a cameo as well?
-
Is a military word.
-
No Carl Weathers!? Whatever man.
-
Just like me. This movie can't come out soon enough!
-
Was funny as shit in Bollywood Hero.
-
half of his movies are action ones.and he proved in Tropic Thunder that he doesnt take shit from south-asian terrorists.he should have a similar cameo in the expendables.maybe as the usa's diplomat/middle-man who states the official position of the usa government about the political situation in this small tropical country.
-
Back in the old days, the water fountain on a naval ship was called a 'scuttlebutt'. Sailors would gather around it to get a drink and talk, so rumors were referred to as scuttlebutt.
-
Aug 18, 2009 11:08:28 AM CDT
Unless a teen is stabbed by bayonet then tossed to fire
by kikuchiyoboy
Then this has nothing on Rambo
-
Sorry, that just sound like a "man movie" without balls. There need to be cursing, titts, asses and some gore in it. Then I´m sold on it!
-
I would really like to see him resurrected as a GUN TOTING action star and not just in a video game, in an actual movie. He can be more successful in America if he got better parts in better movies.
-
Aug 18, 2009 11:24:16 AM CDT
You ignorant fuck, Jet Li is the biggest action star cast
by ganymede3010
Holy fucking cow. Jet Li would kick the shit out of the entire cast. At the same fucking time.
-
Those three alone with Seagal could've made the Expendable EPIC!
-
First time I'd seen it. If Sly is going for the same type of violence in The Expendables then we might need to invent a word more powerful than "ultra". Some of the most realistic carnage from large size amo I've ever seen on film. Nasty and gross, but very realistic. Big ass bullets don't put a hole in you, they blow your shit to pieces. PG-13 would clearly remove that possibility, though. And honestly, with all those folks in the film that you KNOW Sly wants to help have a major blockbuster hit on the resume, PG13 does seem likely. Interesting comparison with the Ocean's movies. They proved it works with a caper flick, lets see if they can pull it off with an action movie. Why isn't Jean Claude Van Damme in there? I never really cared for him all that much as an actor. But as far as action goes, seems like he should be there for a cameo, at least.
-
The movie is going to be PG-13! No joke.
-
It will still be totally sweet.
-
THE MOTHER OF ALL ACTION MOVIES comes next APRIL. Arnold and Sly are the BEST ACTION HEROES ever, but to add BRUCE, Sly and Arnold's PLANET HOLLYWOOD buddy...how can this movie fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN'T!
-
....but chalk me up as someone-else who'd like to see KURT RUSSELL in there too. Hope it's a hard R by the way....
-
If so: Blergh!
-
The best thing that ever came from him are the jokes.
So far this sounds fantastic. I loved Rocky Balboa and Rambo. Stallone knows what he's doing. -
this is a dream come true. Never have I ever seen anything on God's green earth that can come close to the promise of what this is to become. Hold on to your butts.
-
Let this film get an NC-17 for the brutality that will ensue. I hope when I see this film I will walk away in tears of joy... not unlike my penis that cries yellow stinky tears.
-
maybe with one eye-patch or two just for effect.but the stupid bastard doesnt want to participate in this project,because he is only interested in solo acting.
-
This film might have had even greater potential if the average age of the actors was less than 55. People talk about "sex symbols." Are girls really sexually aroused by men who would need viagra to return the favor?!? Yeah, they should call this movie THE GERITOL SQUAD...or PROJECT VIAGRA.
-
...just don't mix very well (especially if you introduce Viagra to the mix). Of course, I will watch this film merely for the nostalgia of it all. After all, I rooted for good old Tom Watson at the British Open.
-
I'm sure he's got time in his schedule...
-
I'm sure he's got time in his schedule...
-
just to mix it up a bit...
-
I'm sure... well, you get the idea.
-
This movie is gonna rock!!! I actually geeked out with all the carnage in the last Rambo flick. Todays action movies should take a look at that and District 9 on how to make good, uncompromising action films.
-
Since Lundgren and Statham aren't American, let me say this: If you think Asians are only good for flying kicks and swords, here's some viewing material for you: The Killer, Hard Boiled, A Better Tomorrow II - hope there's enough lead and explosions in those three movies to convince you otherwise.
-
please!
-
so does that mean Favre is joining the cast, too??
-
You have one gun and u r superman.
You have two guns and u r god.
man they dont make them like these anymore.fucking PC PG13 era. -
No way can they correctly bill this as "ultra-violent" without an R.
Also, I hope this ends in such a way that we get a few sequels. I would like to see this turn into OCEAN'S ELEVEN for action stars. -
Stallone already said he tried to get him but his manager said "Kurt's not looking for ensemble work right now." I bet he or Van Damme might reconsider for a sequel, but Seagal supposedly turned it down because he just recently got out of a contract with the producer Danny Lerner and has bad blood with him. At least he has MACHETE.
-
its official.but the producer promised that the pg13 wont take out the gore and violence of the film.check his interview in the ign site.
-
He is too much action star to share the screen with the likes of small-timers like Stallone. Sly doesn't even know Kenpo, the amazing martial art that powers the Speakmachine.
-
Here's hoping for a fatal explosion on set.
-
... nice, made me laugh..........
-
No viscera = no thanks.
-
Included in the cast to remind the Americans of their "mastodonic" penises. It's a confidence boost. I already like the guy.
-
The Player, Oceans 12, Fast Food Nation, Planet Terror, etc. etc. I think the man has more cameos than full fledged roles on his resume. You know he's gonna show up, squint, say a few lines, and smirk. Now, if he followed that by jumping off a building, then I'd say okay.
-
lol - nice! And they're following Farve's arrival at the Viking's facility like the OJ Bronco chase. Really. Totally freakin' surreal.
-
Aug 18, 2009 1:05:15 PM CDT
Whatever happened to that Talkbacker, PwnedByStallone?
by mr. nice gaius
Remember, he was formerly AK-47 and got called out by Sly when he was doing those Q&As for AICN?
-
Seriously?
-
Hobocode is now on the ignore list with the other violent thinking dems.
-
Be sure that list includes violent thinking Repubs, too.
-
THAT'S how manly this fucking film is.
-
Oh, GOD
-
I'll start with the ass clowns bringing AK47s to Obama appearances because the 2nd ammendment says they can.
-
Here's hoping a fatal explosion happens in HoboCode's mom's basement!
-
Michael Biehn
-
Bruce and Arny to hop on board a FULL length Feature with Stallone to make a TRUE ultimate MAN Movie...Them three be the Creme de la Creme...Cameos are nice...but, WE WANT MORE and I haven't even seen the movie yet , but I know I am gonna want more...Thanks SLY!!
-
this movie needs Christopher Lambert, Harrison Ford, JCVD, Carl Weathers, Kurt Russell, William Peterson, Brian Cox, Jim Brown, Pam Grier, Powers Boothe, Michael Biehn, Sam Elliot, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T!!!!
-
HOW DID THEY GET HIM?!
-
They are casting David Carradine's testicles in this film as well
-
. . .it's going to be nice to see a Man's movie. God bless Sly(tear in eye).
-
took all those roids and shrunk his penis for us! *tear*
-
whats the name of that japanese ninja who was the top name in the ninja craze back in the 80s? i think he is still alive,he even has a website but i cant recall his name.
-
his name is Sho Kosugi....... damn fine martial artist..
-
Yeah. I hate them. they're nothing like those peaceloving Republicans showing up to Obama events strapped with semi-automatic rifles.
-
Aug 18, 2009 2:06:19 PM CDT
This movie is going to be a reprehensible piece of shit by the w
by pwnedbystallone
Got that Sly? I know how you love reading TB. Or is that only when AICN does ball-cradling interviews with you in order to help promote a shitty sell-out film being made simply to cash in on your one success in life?
-
I was thinking the same thing! But then I checked his IMDb page and dude has 13 upcoming projects! Maybe that's not what you meant. lol Could be you meant he's too good for that type of film, but I don't thinks so. Anyway, I thought he had been mostly MIA. But again, his IMDb page says otherwise. I guess I just haven't caught a great deal of what he's been doing lately.
-
..is that confirmed? -
Wasn't Eric Roberts in The Dark Knight?
-
He was a classic 80s badass. Didnt know he had died until i read it on IMDB the other day
-
With Cynthia Rothrock,Michael Dudikoff,Olivier Gruner,Billy Blanks,Philip Rhee and Van Damme for being a cock and not signing onto this
-
I knew you still had to be out there somewhere.
-
So we can have a Mr. Potato Head in there as well.
-
Yes. And I thought the same thing then. "Where has Eric Roberts been?" Evidently he's stayed working, and quite a bit at that. Clearly he hasn't been in anything "starring Eric Roberts" in a while. But he's still been working. Just stuff I haven't seen or had no desire to see. And hey! I could be a dumb ass here. Maybe he's been in a bunch of really great stuff. But I don't think so.
-
Aug 18, 2009 2:29:17 PM CDT
Everyone is this film is old they should call it "THE DEPENDable
by zombieheathledger
Randy Couture would kick all of their asses combined.
-
I will be in line to see this.
-
Thought he was good in TDK, but all I remember him are from some DVD distasters.
-
Can this movie just come out now? I've only been waiting for the Stallone-Willis-Arnie trifecta for about 20 years now, cameo or not. I don't even care if it's PG-13, because you know there will be an 'Unrated Director's Cut' DVD.
-
No B-movie is complete without him. And ya gotta have Michael Ironside and Clancy Brown for that Starship Troopers feel.By the way, can't wait for the poster for this. Hope it carries the retro tradition. No artsy fartsy stuff and NO photoshop!
-
See him, or better not don't, in The Chaos Experiment.
-
Burt Renoylds. You get both of them in the same scene. What about Lou Ferrigno and Carl Weathers and Mr. T!!! or Mike Tyson. Get more Men of Action in this now before it's too damn late!!!! What about Jackie Chan..
-
Acting MIIIIIGHT be the next career for Iron Mike. It seems possible and somewhat likely. Guess it will depend on what projects he does/can get. That tattoo isn't even a problem - they're easy to cover with makeup. Burt? I don't know, he's kind of gone all douchey. Lou, never REALLY an actor. Carl and Mr. T - can't see it. Jackie Chan would be cool, but his english dialogue and action style tend to make his american films more comedic (in a martial arts slapstick kinda way). Sam Elliot, Kris Kristofferson AND Michael Ironside = fuck yes! Love to see all three of them in more films.
-
I'd like to see him deliver his catchprase, "Awwww, helll. Goddammit! Fuck"
-
And if you really think about it, do VD and SS really belong in this movie? Just picture Stallone and Seagal in a scene chatting. Shit just wouldn't feel right. I think JCVD, Seagal, Jai White, Speakman, Dacascos, Rothrock, Daniels, Lamas, Lew, and Bolo should do a western.
-
and now that i mentioned it,what about the villains? if i am not mistaken most of the expendables cast will take the roles of the mercenaries,that means that they will be the good guys.
but a serious action movie,despite how tough is the protagonist,cant be done with an equal badass villain.and until know,i havent heard anything about who the villains are going to be.or am i wrong? -
why the hell not?
-
Aug 18, 2009 3:02:58 PM CDT
of course, what we REALLY want to know is whether
by jackknifed_juggernaut
or not Dolph convincingly nailed that scene as described by Harry's set visit. don't eff this up, Dolph!
-
I won't bother to check this out, even on cable.
-
...ratings mean nothing to me. If it's a good film, it's a good film. What does the rating have to do with quality? Like, would Peter Pan, Finding Nemo or Wall-E be better if they were rated R? .... well, Peter Pan, maybe. lol But really, there can be a TON of violence in a PG-13 rated film these days. Flash more than an ass cheek and you're much more likely to get an R. Killing people = cool. Abundance of titties = bad. America needs to wake up a bit in this regard (yes, I realize most of us know this already).
-
...but I would like to see some North American VILLAINS in this movie. Mercs brought in by the South American dictator, perhaps. I don't know, it's like killing South Americans for two hours just doesn't have the same appeal to me for some reason. That's really odd. I'm gonna haveta think on that.
-
Nah, makes good sense. American movies have always used "evil for powers" as villains. But if somebody does use a North American baddy it can't be yet ANOTHER demand for billions of dollars or the threat of taking down computer systems. The problem there is that outside of those two "threats", everything else starts moving into the gray areas of terrorism. We're still WAY too uptight about such things for that to really work. Successfully, anyway. I guess they could try kidnapping. lol
-
except on crack whores.
-
I was like, where's all the Stallone updates??
-
I don't think there is much of an issue with portraying others, specifically Arabs, as terrorists (and South Americans and Africans as evil dictators). But we get all in a bunch when Americans are portrayed the same way.
-
Geeeeeeez I did it again. lol
-
Close your eyes, take three slow deep breaths, and compose. I know you can do it buddy!
-
he was the protagonist of a similar movie several years ago.CIA sends a group of mercenaries to take down the dictator of a small african country.Walken is the leader of the mercenaries,he organizes and starts the revolution against the dictator.but at the end of the film,after he has already lost his comrades,he realizes that CIA wants to replace the dictator with their own "president".Walken after killing the dictator,he kills the new president in front of the cia agents,and brings as the new president a teacher who was one of the leaders of the revolution.
the movie was pretty good,i hope stalone will give us similar twists and moral issues in the movies story. -
The Blue Beetle could take any of those guys. Except Jet Li. His kung fu is too strong. Beetle would have to get lucky with his BB Gun to beat him. Or, y'know, park his Bug on top of him. That'd do it.
-
is the greatest. No Tim Robbins tree hugging for him. :)
-
if they ever make a live simpsons movie, Bruce Willis should play Homer Simpson. His bald dome is huge
-
I'm all about adding Burt Motherfucking Reynolds to this cast. Guys like him and Eastwood are the last of a dying breed in Hollywood.
-
Aug 18, 2009 3:49:09 PM CDT
bruno should promise to radio back sly,then not come back
by ironic_name
-
just watched The Unit for the first today.how on earth i didnt know about this show is beyond me.anyway Robert Patric in a similar role in the movie,would have been great.
-
a talkbacker from a different thread already posted this information. Thank you, mystery talkbacker and NOT Aintitcool!
-
Aug 18, 2009 3:53:38 PM CDT
Sly is all done casting...Bruce is the last one announced, I bel
by brocknroll
Hello, if you've been paying attention to Sheryl Main's twitter and her wordpress blog, it's been known for a while, that "The Expendables" is all finished with filming, except the only thing left is the important Arnie, Bruce, and Sly scene.
Don't assume that the Bruce, Arnie, and Sly scene could be a quick cameo because think how much work they can put in with a full day of filming. The Bruce, Arnold, and Sly scene could be a good 15 to 20 minutes long.
Bruce made it clear this scene will be very special and it won't dissapoint us fans.
So I think the scene will be longer. Maybe Bruce, Arnie and Sly sitting around at a table in a scene talking and maybe even an action scene with those three since it was rumoured that Arnold is going to come in driving a huge truck.
They waited this long because Bruce was busy filming Kevin Smith's movie "A Couple of Dicks" in NYC, that's why they had to wait this long for the confirmation of Bruce in "Expendables".
I'm so psyched for this movie and I look forward to seeing this movie than anything else out there now. Bring it on Sly! -
THAT's why this should be a "R" movie. These guys should be leaving their enemies as nothing more than sticky red mist. But I know that's wishful thinking at this point...
-
Aug 18, 2009 3:58:57 PM CDT
Sly, Bruce and Arnold - drinkin' tea and eatin' crumpets!
by mrmysteryguest
-
Aug 18, 2009 4:12:43 PM CDT
alyssa milano, keely hazel and rebacca romjin as the crumpets
by ironic_name
-
Just seeing her name gives me a stiffie. Jesus wept what a woman.
-
...when all three appear at the same time, for the first time.
-
http://tinyurl.com/q5uz6e
There.
Has that been posted or what? -
zone.aintitcool.com
in the expendables thread -
Look at the awesome way Sly yells CUT. When he yells it, you know the scene is DONE.
-
It's so awesome! It's the most popular one around here.
Imagine an EXPENDABLES videogame.
Imagine the character select screen!
Talk about a no-lose situation! -
Here's hoping for more assault rifles brought to Obama-Care Town Halls.
-
Aug 18, 2009 4:51:50 PM CDT
Stop posting complaints all day and go play RAMBO ARCADE!
by gibsonusa returns
It rules. Leave the house and see the sun once more. Squeeze into the city bus and find ur way to the nearest arcade!
-
Goddamnit. I didn't know this was suppose to be the new 'Bourne' movie (no offense to that trilogy).
-
i thought he was the protagonist of the movie.or did i misunderstand something?
-
The man can hold your attention just by standing still and looking offscreen, while respected actors like Tom Hanks have to be walking, shouting, and waving their arms before anyone cares. Willis is sort of like Clint in that way.
-
I was going to say unless they some how raised Audie Murphy from the dead and have cast Charles Durning, I don't see to many bad-asses.
-
He can show off those gay but impressive Brazilian dance moves in the middle of gun battles.
-
as it will no doubt get them pregnant. With bad-ass sextuplets.
-
Sly's the star. You are confused. Or were, I guess.
-
jean claude? jeff speakman? who else michael dudikoff? david bradley? even segal is a joke... none of these guys have screen presence... these guys aren't real action heroes... there cannon fodder... literally... even jet li is pushing it but the cast will sure as well help the budget with foreign projections cashed in.
-
well he was in predator so isn't he an action hero?
-
Commented earlier in this thread about the badassery that is the latest Rambo. But if Sly had chosen to go another way with it, which he's said he would like to do, so long as it's a solid film I (personally) don't stress on the rating at all. But I love animation and documentaries, a lot. Very few of those are rated R, and if a doc is it's usually because it's "real life" disturbing.
-
Aug 18, 2009 7:07:18 PM CDT
Will there be lots of American flags in this movie?
by gibsonusa returns
If so, this could be the "real" GI Joe as far as I'm concerned!
-
Thanks, maaaaan. I needed a break, actually. Running on three hours sleep and I still have to go fix a shower leak in an hour or so. Grrr.
-
Search your feelings...you know it's true.
-
Aug 18, 2009 7:39:16 PM CDT
Can you imagine trying to catering (FEEDING) all these badasses?
by gibsonusa returns
STEAK.
PRIME RIB.
Dont get in the way during feeding time. -
Aug 18, 2009 7:45:58 PM CDT
After a exhausting day, all these badasses sit down to eat.
by gibsonusa returns
What would happen if the cook put a piece of celery with peanut butter in front of them?
-
Seriously, if you've ever wanted a full mane of hair on your chest just sit during the movie, watch all the testosterone play out, and by the time you walk out your chest will be bursting with hair.
-
...damn AICN, why can't you ever go into the 21st century by putting in edit buttons.
-
"at Planet Hollywood". That's where my mind was going. I eating there when I lived in NYC.
This is good news. I especially want to see Arnold acting again. Poor guy can't catch a break lately. So knowing this is happening in the near future makes me happy. :D
That publicist lady tweeted that the trailer, or some kind clip, was gonna be at Venice. That's pretty soon right? -
How awsome would it be if he was on this set and he threw one of his tantrums like he did on terminator... I bet that shit would not happen.. lol
-
I love my typing mistakes. "I loved eating there...." phew that was a close one. Still not that great though is it? LOL
-
Aug 18, 2009 8:12:55 PM CDT
let me reiterate -- ITS PG-13 you hypocritical fucks
by eli_roth_swallows_semen
isn't this the same mob that attacks any franchise for watering down films for a PG-13 Rating? Fuck this shit.
-
PIG GUN!!!!
-
Aug 18, 2009 8:18:36 PM CDT
I still say the end credits to this movie should be CAMEO-MANIA
by gibsonusa returns
During the end credits, there should be a million cameos.
During the credits they should show different perspectives of earlier scenes in the movie
For example, say during the movie there's a guy in the distant background sitting by a tree...but during the end credits it's revealed to be CHOW YUN FAT that was sitting there!
Like a million of these with all these action stars. -
All of Slys films are too short. This has to be R rated, 120 mins, have some wicked 80s style power rock ala Survivor
-
Comment: unauthorized comment submitted.
-
an actual set piece involving these iconic three against the dictator's henchmen. AND THEY ALL LIVE. awesomeness.
-
I WANNA DRIVE! NO! I DO! I WANNA DRIVE! MEEEE!!!
-
Aug 18, 2009 9:36:40 PM CDT
I still say Keanu Reeves & Steve Austin in a Hummer...
by gibsonusa returns
..would be hilarious.
Austin driving like a maniac while Keanu "whoas" his ass off... -
He personally offered a role to Van Damme, and Segal and both turned it down for their own reasons. He wrote a part for Snipes who was otherwise occupied, which was then offered to Forrest Whittaker, who accepted but then had to drop out due to scheduling conficts. The part is now held by Terry Crews. He also talked to Arnold, Bruce, and Kurt. No mention of Chuck Norris though. Whoever doesn't make it in this movie will most likely be in a sequel.
-
Gimme some of that!
-
There's no saying this is going to be good but I am looking forward to it! This looks like a good ole return to the action movies of the 80's and it features a lot of the people who made their name back then and guys who are around now making movies in a similar vein (just nowhere near as good). Awesome!
-
starring Chow Yun Fat, Tony Leung, and Jackie Chan...The Expendable Tomorrow. It will be helmed by John Woo returning to his roots. Think of the possibilities.
-
AN appearance by John saxon would be cool too.
-
SHOOTERS:
Chow Yun Fat
Clive Owen
Antonio Banderas
Tommy Lee Jones
Michael Biehn
STRIKERS:
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Wesley Snipes
Kimbo Slice
Jean Claude Van Damme
Steven Seagal
Does anyone doubt the awesomery?ROUNG ONE...FIGHT!!
-
or hopefully, all 3 of them on some bad ass jungle mission in the beginning of the film and arnold and bruce get murdered.
-
Thats a good idea about Arnold, Sly, and Bruce starting off the movie. Then afterwards, Sly recruits Jet Li, etc. Thats be cool.
-
Bruce Lee, John Wayne, and Steve McQueen didn't live long enough to be included.
-
Aug 19, 2009 12:02:49 AM CDT
This movie needs a BADASS intro like Mortal Kombat movies
by gibsonusa returns
http://tinyurl.com/qldyhl
One that gets the crowd going nuts.
I remember watching Mortal Kombat (1995) opening night, and the second the music started blasting and the flames rose through the logo, the crowd jumped to their feet and went nuts like a NCAA basketball game. I had NEVER seen that before...its still the only movie where people went nuts like that. -
IN THIS MOVIE!!!
-
Aug 19, 2009 12:18:48 AM CDT
Btw, when will they have the GUTS to make R-rated MK movie?
by gibsonusa returns
Mortal Kombat game came out in the early 90s. All the massive audience is like over 18. When will they make MK rated R already??
-
Aug 19, 2009 12:24:58 AM CDT
Makes no difference if Obama and John McCain suit up for this fi
by ugh
...and Hillary and Sarah Palin having a catfight*, this film will such major ass if it's PG-[fucking]13!!!
*Now I will pay to see Sarah Palin Vs. Ann Coulter have a catfight on screen :)...psyhco women are hot!!! -
Aug 19, 2009 2:12:06 AM CDT
my buddies and I have a story about danny trejo being twins
by ironic_name
-
http://tinyurl.com/nehm6h
-
This will be like The Wild Geese for a new generation!
-
Such an amazing cast.
Imagine a new Dodge Challenger custom painted with the Expendables logo, and pictures of all the all-star cast members, each of which autographs the car.
That would be the GREATEST Expendables promotional item! -
Aug 19, 2009 3:27:12 AM CDT
They need to *DO* a giveaway on an EXPENDABLES CAR!
by gibsonusa returns
-
the audience should be thrilled from the intro credits of the expendables movie,a taste of things to come.MK intro is a good example.
-
i agree that would have been awesome too.
-
I remember it so clearly cause it was so awesome.
When the MK music started blasting everyone got to their FEET and started cheering! Pumping their fist in the aisles...it was awesome!
NEVER seen that for ANY other movie. Not Terminator, not Star Wars...nothing else.
THE EXPENDABLES MUST HAVE AN INTRO LIKE THAT. The crowd must go nuts for a 2nd time. -
Maybe an over-exaggeration, but "What if?"
-
In Hollywood, the music industry, etc., it's always, "We're trying to get together to make it happen." "When can we make that happen?" "We're most assuredly looking forward to making it happen." If "do it" is too secks-like, how about "accomplish that particular enterprise"?
-
Is the only one they are missing.
-
"I offered you a chance to do something, I offered you a chance to make a blockbuster, and you BLEW it!"
-
throw Ed in there for good measure. He's cool when he eats fuckin corn flakes.
-
"Aw Fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"
-
Aug 19, 2009 8:33:47 AM CDT
WTF no Billy Blanks? Sly doesn't care about Black Actors
by ganymede3010
If his name isn't Carl Weathers. Fuck Sly anyway. That Limbaugh worshiping douche-bag. And fuck the next conservatives that feels he has to comment on my opinion.
-
...opens the movie, pre credits- will get us all enthused for the carnage ahead.
-
Aug 19, 2009 8:54:23 AM CDT
agreed...and George Bush doesn't care about Black People...
by cheyne_stoking_dms
-
...I will cry tears of joy.
-
speaking of black actors!!
-
Aug 19, 2009 4:18:32 PM CDT
Gibson that cameo should be something like this...
by hollywoodhellraiser
After some members of The Expendable are captured we see Norris, Snipes, Seagal, Blanks, Russell, and VanDamme sitting at a table.Only one person speaks and its Norris. He says, "Let bring em' home!Thats your setup for a sequel, if you can get these guys!
Readers Talkback
User Login
Top Talkbacks
- Whitney Houston 1963 - 2012 -- 171 total posts 169 posts
- AVENGERS enemy revealed as pink boardgame pieces... You might suffer some form of elation... SPOILERS!!! -- 157 total posts 111 posts
- There's a STAR TREK video game that is going to lead into JJ's STAR TREK 2 apparently... -- 138 total posts 75 posts
- Here's The Red Band Trailer For Drafthouse Films' THE FP! -- 67 total posts 67 posts
- To Commemorate The 3D Release Of STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, George Lucas Wants You To Know...Greedo Shoots First!! -- 479 total posts 62 posts
- New JUDGE DREDD post production footage pops up -- 59 total posts 59 posts
- Does ‘SNL’ Rhyme With ‘Deschanel’?? Learn Which SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Vet Hosts After Sexy Zooey!! -- 62 total posts 59 posts
- HANNA's Saoirse Ronan to boss around seven little people -- 48 total posts 45 posts
- Friday Brings SWEEPS DAY NINE!! Gab Here About Tonight’s FRINGE!! Plus Einstein on TIM, Wiig On PORTLANDIA, MAHER, CLONE, GIFTED, GRIMM, SPARTACUS, SUPERNATURAL, GOLD RUSH And More!! -- 116 total posts 32 posts
- SPACE 2099!! -- 181 total posts 30 posts