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Published at:  Aug 14, 2009 7:40:32 AM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here with the news that I've gone through the contest entries - and man. Some of you folks have had doozies of accidents. Some even seemed a bit tall, and shit... this is a contest for Texas so the Taller the better to see the coolness of Mike Judge's World Premiere of EXTRACT - being brought to us by THE AUSTIN FILM SOCIETY, The Original Alamo Drafthouse, Ain't It Cool News and SXSW. Look, AICN's in there with the big guys! So weird. Anyways...

Right about now - some of you are seriously bummed that you don't have an email. I know. Because there were only 25 winners, and I got over 750 emails on this contest. Which means there's at least 725 entrants wondering. Is their chance over? Is there no hope? There is, there is hope.

All you have to do is call GetTix at 866-443-8849 or at The Paramount Theatre box office/ Here's how the tickets break down:

$100 VIP seating and official after-party with Judge and Bateman

$30 (Mezzanine) and $17 (Upper Balcony) for the screening including a Q&A

Those prices may feel high, but frankly that's because this is a charity screening for the Texas Filmmakers' Production Fund - which gives giant gobs of money and tiny life saving stacks of $100 bills to desperate struggling filmmakers trying to make something that can entertain, provoke thought or touch you in some big or small way. So the money really does go to a good filmmaking cause that has done an awful lot for the state of film in Texas.

But act quick, I hear they're going like hot cakes as the buzz continues that Mike Judge has delivered again... unlike those terrible tv spots. Ack.



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  • Aug 14, 2009 7:48:31 AM CDT

    I want to win!

    by basement_cheetoh_eater

    Harry...can I get Mila Kunis as a consolation prize please?

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  • Aug 14, 2009 7:52:55 AM CDT

    Man...

    by bnl771

    Should have made something up like most of the winners probably did. So much for telling real stories for these contests.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 7:55:00 AM CDT

    Harry - are the winners VIP, Mezzanine, or Upper Balcony?

    by johhny6ass

    My fiance and brother got in, so I'm going to try and secure a ticket that's the same type as the winners - any idea?

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  • Aug 14, 2009 9:59:40 AM CDT

    Bet the sets are row WL10 in the upper

    by xionsmith

  • Aug 14, 2009 11:36:23 AM CDT

    Or you could just pay $10 to see Judge in person...

    by mrzero27

    Saturday, August 22 – 7:30 PM
    Aero, Santa monica CA
    Sneak Preview!

    EXTRACT, 2009, Miramax. The latest comedy from writer/director Mike Judge is the story of Joel and his extract manufacturing plant. Joel is just about ready to sell the plant and gear up for an early retirement to easy street when Murphy’s law intercedes with a series of workplace accidents and disasters that put his business and personal life in jeopardy. Discussion following with writer/director Mike Judge.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 11:51:23 AM CDT

    Sweet!

    by gabe203

    I got an e-mail...and I didn't even make my story up. Working in a meat market for 5 years gave rise to plenty of hilarious workplace accidents.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 4:03:47 PM CDT

    rubbin' weenies

    by batzilla

    tweet, tweet, tweet. rockin' weenies, tweet, tweet, tweet

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  • Aug 14, 2009 5:14:55 PM CDT

    I was once touched in a big way

    by quin the eskimo

    litigation is pending

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  • Aug 14, 2009 5:31:52 PM CDT

    Methinks Harry doesn't like me.

    by natrlbornthrllr

    I've sent emails for just about every screening since BNAT 2004. I've never once seen my name on a list or gotten an email, and have only gotten into screenings by buying festival badges or, in the case of a few BNATs and QT Fests, waiting hours in the stand-by. I guess being local, interested, and active just isn't enough. 0 for 30 something and, sadly, still counting.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 5:48:45 PM CDT

    PS: No seats still available for this screening..

    by natrlbornthrllr

    I tried to buy some a couple days back to no avail (hence my excitement for the contest...and the ensuing, all too familiar disappointment). I just called GetTix again and got the same info: there are only obstructed-view seats left, and the tickets can only be purchased at the Paramount box office. For what it's worth...

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  • Aug 14, 2009 8:38:31 PM CDT

    The REAL winners

    by philosopher

    are those who don't have to sit through this horrible shitty movie.

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  • Aug 16, 2009 10:09:49 AM CDT

    hey you fat bastard...

    by dingleberryjerry

    you better NOT be gettin' any of this Austin Filmmaker Foundation money. Doesn't your Amazon support (cough, cough, payoff) give you enough $$ for more pwsents?

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  • Aug 16, 2009 10:12:43 AM CDT

    oops

    by dingleberryjerry

    Texas Filmmakers Production Fund.
    Either way, hands out of the till motherfucker!

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  • Aug 16, 2009 3:33:36 PM CDT

    Ten Bucks and a motorcycle ride to Santa Monica

    by monkeywright

    I'm in at the Aero for the Mike Judge Q&A!

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  • Aug 16, 2009 7:15:08 PM CDT

    ...wtf is "Extract"?

    by mike_d

  • Aug 18, 2009 3:19:55 AM CDT

    SONY Announces PS3 Slim! Rumor becomes Reality!

    by orionsangels

  • Aug 18, 2009 7:59:55 PM CDT

    Time to extract the wieners !

    by charabicharabia

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