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Published at:  Aug 12, 2009 11:00:13 AM CDT


Merrick here...


Seems Paul W.S. Anderson has worked up a prequel to his recent DEATH RACE remake; Tony Giglio (a Second Unit director on the upcoming RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE) will script and possibly direct.

The script is said to delve into the past of the driver known as Frankenstein.


...says ShockTillYouDrop HERE.

The project's prequel setting might conveniently sidestep any need for Jason Statham.

Kinda really sorta didn't like Anderson's remake of a far more interesting progenitor film; can't say I'm eager for a prequel to his interpretation of the concept. But, whatever...









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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:00:21 AM CDT

    first

    by jacksparness

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:02:13 AM CDT

    MY GOD! REALLY???? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HOLLYWOOD?

    by mennen

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:03:52 AM CDT

    wait, what?

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    Didn't this bomb hard? I saw it and the previews looked so-so, but the film was VERY gerneric and pretty shit.I WANTED to like it, but it just was a tame pussycat

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:06:12 AM CDT

    Straight to DVD

    by action hero

    If it even gets made

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:08:24 AM CDT

    Should I

    by frongbak

    Even watch the first one? Been avoiding it thusfar.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:09:44 AM CDT

    Why wasn't Carradine the 1st Frankenstien who got killed

    by stabby

    off in the beginning of the movie? What a wasted opportunity for an awesome cameo. Anderson, you suck. I actually didn't mind Deathrace, but a David Carradine cameo would have made it awesome and immortalized the movie. You idiot!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:10:31 AM CDT

    The First one was fucking RETARTED

    by a_terradactyl

    There are prople starving in Africa. What a waste of FUCKING MONEY.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:10:59 AM CDT

    Personally...

    by turtle_z

    I really enjoyed it. It reminded me of those heady days in the 80's when I spent half my time in the video store looking for the next cheap action flick.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:11:19 AM CDT

    FrankenFuck

    by a_terradactyl

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:12:08 AM CDT

    Why is this being made?

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Because enough morons coughed up money to watch Andersons shit in the cinema. You reap what you sow.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:12:23 AM CDT

    This is the part where I post . . . TEENquel.

    by kabong

    TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:13:44 AM CDT

    Great News

    by ominus

    i loved the remake/sequel.unfortunately it didnt have the social commentaries of the first cult movie,but blame blame the PC Hollywood for that and not Anderson.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:14:31 AM CDT

    Stabby... that actually WAS Carradine.

    by ninjarap

    ...just so you know. You didn't recognize his voice?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:14:54 AM CDT

    Frankenstein's Dead

    by fuckyouthatsmyname

    Huge himself from his penis.

    Reply to Talkback

  • ...instead of fucking up something we actually like.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:16:52 AM CDT

    Let's all join in a rousing chorus of "PW ANDERSON SUCKS"

    by d.vader

    Seriously. This guy blows.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:17:37 AM CDT

    hung*

    by fuckyouthatsmyname

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:19:11 AM CDT

    Anyway, I enjoyed the first one.

    by ninjarap

    Never understood why people hate Anderson. I'm pretty sure it's just a huge bandwagon-jumping thing, because it's not like he's made anything offensively bad. This guy isn't Uwe Boll. He's not even as bad as Michael Bay just yet. And he clearly loves what he does.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:19:12 AM CDT

    You know

    by series7

    I actually liked Death Race. It was a lot of fun. Is he still doing Castlevania?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:20:25 AM CDT

    RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE

    by zombieheathledger

    I do love me some zombie movies. Guilty pleasures. The Resident Evil games rule. I like the old kind of zombies tho, the pre 28 Days Later haulin' ass variety.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:21:24 AM CDT

    Yeah he was Carradine

    by ominus

    one more thing to clarify something concerning the Frankenstein character.
    In the original movie,Frankestein tell to his companion,that he is one of a line of Frankesteins.He just follows this legacy.
    that allows for the creation of many movie stories for these various Frankenstein incarnations,without the risk of plot/story holes.
    personally i would love a new death race movie made in the furute.with cars having their own super cool futuristic weapons etc.Anderson mentioned in the dvd commentaries that this was their original intention,but because of budget restriction,they had to abandon this idea.
    just imagine wipeout/carmageddon/twisted metal into a movie.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:21:54 AM CDT

    Also

    by series7

    I guess he didn't go through with it with Milla Jovovich, seeing that she is working with David Towey now. Bitch leeches off men to make movies for her.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:22:38 AM CDT

    Btw the Resident Evil videogame franchise is going to

    by ominus

    get rebooted.no suprises here,since the RE vgs have gone from bad to worse,both in gameplay and storyline.RE4 proves that easily.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:23:17 AM CDT

    PAUL "WHAT SCRIPT?" ANDERSON CAN EAT SHIT!!!

    by carlthormark1978

    Fucking HACK ruined Resident Evil.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:25:30 AM CDT

    Is it wrong that I find Soldier a guilty pleasure?

    by knuckleduster

    Must be the Kurt Russell factor, but I still quite enjoy it. Only found out years later that it could have been so much more. A remake with the original script and a good director could be something special.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:27:08 AM CDT

    I was surprised, but

    by vern

    I kind of liked DEATH RACE. Not nearly as good as the original but one of the better Jason Statham vehicles and the rare modern action movie where I could mostly tell what was going on. It also probaly had the most real car stunts of recent movies other than DEATH PROOF.
    But who wants to see a prequel about NASCAR? They should make the sequel with Frankenstein and Machine Gun Joe on the run. But I guess this is probaly DTV.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:28:30 AM CDT

    The only good thing about Death Race…

    by v1

    … was when my roommate commented on Jason Statham’s navigator, Natalie Martinez stating that he wanted to see “less teeth and more tits” because she was talking to much. Other than that, pretty much no redeeming qualities in the flick.
    Hell, even Ian McShane (who should be drunk on his own acting awesomeness, seriously, have you seen Deadwood?!) couldn't save the flick!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:29:41 AM CDT

    Soldier was Russels last good film

    by ominus

    and he is an idiot who didnt accept to play in Slys expendables.damn him.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:38:22 AM CDT

    Ominus

    by series7

    JCVD also didn't want to be in The Expendables because Sly couldn't explain to him his character good enough????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:39:20 AM CDT

    Another idea that can go fuck itself

    by gingerella

    Anderson would have more chance getting a wet wildcat into a tobacco sack than making an entertaining movie, the cocksucking hack that he is.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:39:50 AM CDT

    This is fantastic news!!

    by lyghthouse

    When Anderson is busy on projects like these, he'll stay away from franchises we care about. I hope he makes 5 more Death Race movies.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:42:33 AM CDT

    DEATH RACE PREQUEL: DANGEROUS RACE

    by ricarleite2

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:44:16 AM CDT

    The prequel must just be a big meal

    by johnh444

    because the remake was just a big pile of shit.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:44:48 AM CDT

    the whole time i was waiting for merrick

    by turd furgeson

    To say "SIKE"...... This can't possibly be true.. In the week we get the wonderfully original District 9, we get this and LEGO news.... All still sucks with hollywood.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:47:31 AM CDT

    No JCVD didnt want to be in the movie

    by ominus

    because he didnt think that his character had nothing to offer in the movie.The same reason for example,that Nimoy refused to play in the Generations movie.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:49:13 AM CDT

    UNNECESSARY

    by turketron_2

    I enjoyed the first one, but this is unnecessary. If anything, do a sequel because everyone gives less than a shit about a prequel.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:50:49 AM CDT

    Carradine voiced Frankenstein

    by curseofyig

    In the new movie. The Franky that dies was voiced by David Carradine.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:51:10 AM CDT

    ominus

    by series7

    Yeah but Sly told him that he would make a lot of money. You think he would take it. I hope his lawyers don't hear about it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:52:08 AM CDT

    David Carradine

    by series7

    Was in Crank 2 as well. You think he was mentoring Statham at all?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:52:46 AM CDT

    Prequels to shitty remakes....

    by azultool

    Hollywood is now connecting a feeder tube from it's ass to it's mouth.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:54:39 AM CDT

    Where Does Anderson...

    by boggycreekbeast

    Get the continued funds for these projects?! But in a world where there will be a Legos movie... *sigh*

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:02:13 PM CDT

    Hollwood ennui

    by jeffreykatzenkunt

    I'm sick to death of pointless fucking no-brainer movies being made. People often accuse the Hollywood of producing shit. They have no right to defend themselves against this accusation when it's fucking obvious they're just trying to earn a fast buck. These films are like cheeseburgers: instantly gratifying to those who don't know better or who are just too lazy to care. Remakes, reimaginings, prequels, sequels, reboots and comic book adaptations. How depressing. It's made me really appreciate visionary, original cinema (e.g. 'let the right one in', 'the hurt locker', 'pan's labyrinth', etc). Sorry, I'm just so sick of it!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:02:41 PM CDT

    Why sidestep the need for Statham?

    by spandau belly

    It's not like he's some expensive snob who gets all fussy and turns down most projects. I guess this is DTV material, but why not set the sights a bit higher and go for a straight sequel? Statham will do it. He'll do anything. He loves sequels.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:07:18 PM CDT

    I too once hated Anderson

    by turtle_z

    But I've come to appreciate him for what he is. He makes fun movies for people who want to be entertained. Nothing he's made is great (No, not even Event Horizon!), but his films are generally fun and watchable, demanding very little from the viewer other than you accept the product for what it is. There are a thousand shit films from the 70's and 80's that are now regarded as genre classics by us bleary-eyed nostalgia-monkeys and the same will be said of PWA in years to come. Lay off the hating and go watch Mortal Kombat again with a few Beers and a Pizza.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:11:30 PM CDT

    I disagree Event Horizon is one of the best

    by ominus

    scifi horror movies ever.perido.a very underrated mastepiece.
    i am still waiting for the DC version,which anderson had promised some time ago,but until then:
    Liberate tuta me ex inferiis
    LIBERATE TUTA ME

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:12:43 PM CDT

    I actually really enjoyed the first Death Race.

    by ganymede3010

    No it's not high art but it was definitely a kick ass action movie. Anyone who hasn't seen it it's definitely worth $1 redbox rental.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:13:09 PM CDT

    I hope Paul Water Shit Anderson dies

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 12:14:59 PM CDT

    This guy needs to...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    develop his ass out of the movie business.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:46:45 PM CDT

    Sequels are more bearable than....

    by cervantes

  • Aug 12, 2009 12:47:51 PM CDT

    ....Prequels generally!

    by cervantes

  • Aug 12, 2009 12:52:53 PM CDT

    tons of hate

    by vxxxjesterxxxv

    I don't like everything PWSA has done, but he has done some entertaining movies. Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, and Death Race I enjoyed a lot. Resident Evil was fairly enjoyable as well, though 2 & 3 were shit. I won't call any of those "great" movies, but they are all entertaining. Ok, I actually would call Event a great flick.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:54:52 PM CDT

    Water Shit?

    by vern

    "Paul Water Shit Anderson"? That's what you came up with for W.S. to stand for, water shit? And then you typed it? And then you felt it was worth posting?
    Water Shit. Paul Water Shit Anderson.
    I don't want to be controversial but in my opinion it is possible that we as talkbackers could up our game a little bit. Even if you don't want to type something insightful or worthwhile AT LEAST there's gotta be something better than what has sometimes been passing for talkbacks lately. What is this, the IMDb message boards?
    I believe you can do better, mitortilla. I KNOW you can do better. Don't give me no "but it's too hard" bullshit, I'll make you run laps.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:55:20 PM CDT

    More interested in the OTHER project he's considering...

    by vexmachine

    Resident Evil 1 is solid, Event Horizon was crazy at the time, Death Race was an entertaining B-movie based on an entertaining B-movie. I like his stuff. But I'm less interested in the Deathrace sequel than I am The Warded Man, a book he optioned that is about fighting demons with spears and karate: http://tinyurl.com/ktrbm8

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:03:18 PM CDT

    Paul W.S. Anderson pwns teh suk.

    by man of stool

    That would be all. Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:08:33 PM CDT

    How about 'Wanking Solipsist'?

    by m00kiedood

    Wretched Stooge?

    Weasel Sucker?

    Wesley Snipes? (no that's taken)

    Wrinkled Sausage?

    Wetarded Stupid-head?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:15:08 PM CDT

    Shouldn't GAMER be the capper of the

    by skimn

    reality show/videogame/death match genre? What was that indie movie a few years back that had regular people contestants kill each other till there was one standing?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:15:44 PM CDT

    LMAO hmmm Paul Women's Shoes Anderson???

    by mitortilla

    it was just a quick Anderson hate post, I know it wasn't the most inspired. But that's what his take on the Resident Evil franchise was, diarrhea in my eyes. Not to mention AvP... pure water shit.



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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:17:31 PM CDT

    Paul Wand Sucking Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:19:13 PM CDT

    Paul Willow Sodomy Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:19:27 PM CDT

    wetarded stupid-head

    by hanselo

    I just snorted tea through my nose @ wetarded stupid-head. lmao

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:20:16 PM CDT

    Paul Wart Specialist Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:25:46 PM CDT

    Paul Wobbly Scrotum Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:27:49 PM CDT

    the director hate is hilarious

    by bouncy x

    i find it funny coming here and seeing all the hate for some directors. i can understand hating all their movies and thinking they're bad but some of you seem to actually personally hate the directors. if i hated all the directors of the movies i hate, man i'd pretty much hate all the so called masters. some people have trouble seperating the movie from the movie makers and you really shouldnt.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:28:05 PM CDT

    Paul W.S. Anderson

    by hermestrismestigus

    The only Paul Anderson flick I saw was resident evil I think and I thought it was pretty stupid. The guy makes movies that certain people like and he's successful. He's also making movies while a bunch of wannabe moviemakers sit at home in their Moms basement (I'm including myself in this equation)bitching and moaning about it while he's living the life and his dream. I haven't seen any of his other films cuz I just don't like those type of movies, but I give him props for doing it. Everyone else has the freedom of not watching any of flicks.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:29:16 PM CDT

    Paul Wiener Stink Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:32:09 PM CDT

    Oh come one, Death Race was great

    by bullet3

    An awesome throwback, full of real stunts, lots of gratuitous violence, it's Anderson's best movie by far.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:36:53 PM CDT

    May I suggest

    by inkedbeatnik

    Paul Weak.Sauce Anderson or Paul Wants.Shooting Anderson as distinct possibilities

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:40:23 PM CDT

    The Death Race remake was stupid awesome fun

    by aliendragqueen

    Fuck the haters. But this prequel seems wholly unnecessary. Without Statham it will suck.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:40:46 PM CDT

    Ominus

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Didn't the directors cut of Event Horizon come out on DVD a while back? Or am I getting confused in my old age?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:52:36 PM CDT

    Fuck me, this is an unfunny talkback

    by yackbacker

    People, take the day off. We'll try again tomorrow.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:53:43 PM CDT

    So it will be called TERMINAL ILLNESS RACE?

    by flickapoo

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:56:39 PM CDT

    ...how about TROUBLING SYMPTOMS RACE?

    by flickapoo

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:57:32 PM CDT

    I'VE GOT NO FUCKING HEALTH INSURANCE RACE?

    by flickapoo

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:00:38 PM CDT

    OK, my bad Carradine did the voice, but

    by stabby

    it wasn't his body and fuck if I recognized his voice. But, at least they did the right thing and put him in it in some capacity. So now I can say I officially like the movie. Statham is one of the few action stars today I like.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:01:34 PM CDT

    Fuck you Ominus! RE 4 was the best!

    by jarjar25

    What the hell are you talking about you dip shit?? The Resident Evil series needed a change with game play and story and got it with Resident Evil 4. All people agree that that was the best game yet in the series. RE5 didn't do as well, because it didn't offer anything new. I swear you morons just get on this site to speak a bunch of nonsense, when you don't know what the hell your talking about!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:02:36 PM CDT

    whatever gets him the fuck away from The Long Good Friday

    by supermarch

    Matthew Vaughn must remake that instead after Kickass kick's ass.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:02:56 PM CDT

    Paul Weak Suck Anderson

    by stabby

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:04:54 PM CDT

    Paul Waste Sewage Anderson

    by stabby

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:05:08 PM CDT

    ominus are you kidding me?

    by stalkeye

    RE4 is considered the best of the videogame franchise, even those finicky douches at G4TV/X-Play gave it 5 stars.the sequel was a big step in terms of control, gameplay and content.sure there were a few that were left diapointed in RE5, but goddamn if the game wasn't addictive. I have no idea what a reboot would consist of I mean, once you go as far as killing off the main antagonist while adding closure to the storyline, what else is there? A remake?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:05:49 PM CDT

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    by craptacular

    PEOPLE STILL PAY ANDERSON MONEY FOR MOVIES! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:07:29 PM CDT

    W.S. stands for Weasel Shit.

    by stalkeye

    Let's try to keep it where we got it okay?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:08:16 PM CDT

    Paul Watchmen Sucks Anderson

    by stabby

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:12:32 PM CDT

    Paul Wiener Schnitzel Anderson

    by stabby

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:13:48 PM CDT

    Paul Weak Shit Anderson

    by stabby

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:16:26 PM CDT

    Re:Paul Watchmen Sucks Anderson

    by stalkeye

    Ouch!@Stabs

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:16:58 PM CDT

    Paul Won Ton Soup Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:20:47 PM CDT

    Paul "Will Definitely Suck" Anderson

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:21:28 PM CDT

    If anything needs a reboot..

    by stalkeye

    it would be the Resident Evil Movies. just get a better director who would really take this shit more seriously. (meaning no superheroine chick with the ability to run up walls while kicking zombie dogs..oh, and then there's that shit in which she can control flames.)The reboot has to be more canon to the source material of course.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:24:14 PM CDT

    Paul Worthless Shit Anderson

    by continentalop

    Come on people. Is it that hard to think of the word worthless when you are thinking of Anderson.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:25:51 PM CDT

    Paul Uwe Bay Anderson

    by mitortilla

    Making Nemesis a good guy, damn. I know he didn't direct that one... but still, and those blurry zombies. What the hell are they gonna do with all those Alices?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:26:12 PM CDT

    Vern

    by zer0cool2k2

    How about Paul "Wunderkind Stylist" Anderson
    "Wandering Samurai"
    "Wilted Spinach"
    "Wascally Sucker"
    "Wretched Simpleton"
    "Wanton Sexfiend"
    See what you started?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:33:47 PM CDT

    Paul "Widening Sphincter" Anderson?

    by continentalop

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:36:11 PM CDT

    lop

    by skimn

    You have a winner!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:36:29 PM CDT

    PWSA sleeps with milla jovovich every night

    by six demon bag

    what the fuck do you guys have???

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:36:56 PM CDT

    and they are going to get married this month

    by ominus

    lucky bastard

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:37:13 PM CDT

    Awesome news!

    by forsakyn

    When I watched Death Race, all I kept asking myself was "How did this race come into being? Who had the original idea? What committees did it need to go through for approval?" Thank you, Paul, I look forward to having those questions answered!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:37:58 PM CDT

    Paul Wanker Sucker Anderson

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:39:07 PM CDT

    Paul Without Substance Anderson

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:39:57 PM CDT

    Oh, and I forgot his real name...

    by zer0cool2k2

    Paul "Whistling Sphincter" Anderson

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  • The greatest incestual lesbian orgy scene EVER caught on film.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:41:07 PM CDT

    Paul Wizards Sleeve Anderson

    by savagedave

    As in "ass like a"...thank you I'm here all night!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:42:17 PM CDT

    Six Demon Bag

    by stalkeye

    and your point being....

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:43:29 PM CDT

    Oops stalkeye sorry my mistake

    by ominus

    i meant RE5.
    yeah RE4 is a great game,although i dont consider it the best of the series since its more action-oriented and less survival-horror.
    on the other hand,RE5 went one step towards and 2 steps back,it had interesting ideas but at the end it was a big disappointment for the franchise.Capcom should take lessons from Valve and their L4D zombie masterpiece.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:45:03 PM CDT

    Paul Weight Station Anderson

    by mitortilla

    @Forsakyn, I might pay for that if it wasnt directed by this douche bag.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:46:42 PM CDT

    Paul World Series Anderson

    by mitortilla

    RE5 Sucked that they killed Wesker, I guess they were bored with the umbrella angle they want to have more freedom in the stories.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:51:40 PM CDT

    this will suck dix

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:54:30 PM CDT

    RE4 WAS A MASTERPIECE, RE5 WAS WEAK, RE6 SHOULD BE......

    by carlthormark1978

    A return to Survival Horror with a strong story and an accent on mood and atmosphere, otherwise the RE series is just going to turn into a non-stop shoot'em up like Left 4 Dead which is a good game but not what I want from RE.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:54:53 PM CDT

    ominus

    by stalkeye

    You mean to tell me that you didn't like the fight between Chris and wesker ala Matrix camera angles? The predictable Jill valentine subplot? the gears of war-esque gunplay? kicking ass in High Res while playing Versus online?!!?Ouch, you have crushed me. :( seriously, despite it's flaws, the game kept me coming back (hey, what's cooler than collecting money to pimp out your guns?) more than I expected, i wish there was more to L4D, but it's been collecting dust in my game cabinet. it's OK for what it is but when online i always end up playing as the boomer.fuuuuckk!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:57:06 PM CDT

    PAUL WANKER SCUMBAG ANDERSON MIGHT HAVE MILLA JOVOVICH......

    by carlthormark1978

    But the fact is that she's had more cocks in her then Hollywood has crack whores.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:59:45 PM CDT

    Yeah, I knew the series was over the moment

    by stalkeye

    they killed ol' Albert. But he went out almost unstopable and yet remembered for the badass antagonist of most horror action games.Oh, and Paul Weiner Squirt Anderson fucked up Wesker's appearance in the last RE Movie.Douche. He hasn't been good since Event horizon.AVP PG-13? fucking hack.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:00:52 PM CDT

    Paul "Wyld Stallions" Anderson

    by ninjarap

    Game, set, match.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:03:41 PM CDT

    @ NinjaRap LMAO Wyld Stallions

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:04:16 PM CDT

    Paul Wasted Sperm Anderson

    by stabby

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:08:53 PM CDT

    Paul "Won't Stop" (making mediocre films) Anderson

    by d.vader

    Wyld Stallions was awesome, NinjaRap.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:09:54 PM CDT

    Paul "Why so Serious" Anderson

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:11:13 PM CDT

    First movie: NOT ENOUGH ACTUAL RACES!!

    by gibsonusa returns

    As I recall, in the first movie there was like a qualifying race...but then the good guys used the main race to escape!
    Going in I thought it would be a movie about badass races. I hope this prequel has more actual RACES...creatives ones please.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:11:26 PM CDT

    Paul Wanker Stains Anderson

    by stalkeye

    ok, that was lame.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:12:06 PM CDT

    Well unlocking Shevas sexy outfits

    by ominus

    and the other unlockables,was a nice replay feature,but the single/coop player aspect of the game was just meh.
    check yahtzee's review,i agree with most of the complaints he makes:http://tinyurl.com/dngaqu
    i hope RE6 will return back to its horror-survival roots,with more scares and less action.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:13:31 PM CDT

    the best part of "Death Race"

    by dollar bird

    Was the "shit on the sidewalk" line. Also, I greatly enjoyed talking with my friend post-film about how we could have written a better movie.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:13:58 PM CDT

    PAUL WORTHLESS SHITBAG ANDERSON

    by carlthormark1978

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:15:44 PM CDT

    http://tinyurl.com/dngaqu

    by ominus

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:18:11 PM CDT

    I actually really enjoyed DeathRace

    by capnjake

    One of things i really liked about it though, was because it felt more like a spin off then a remake, with David Carradine's cameo as the voice of Frankenstien at the start of the the film.

    kind of disapointed if they are going to go the prequal route.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:20:15 PM CDT

    Bring back Stallone

    by crazybubba

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:20:54 PM CDT

    The remake dissapointed me for one reason...

    by ckone

    After the concept was introduced...the flaw in the film was that it lacked the innocent lives being taken by a completely reckless to the death car race on public roads... As a kid, I don't understand WHY but I was exposed one Saturday morning to a few minutes of the original film on TV no less, and It left a mark in my brain that lasts until this day, the idea of the heartless bastards running over anyone in their way was astonishing to me, couple that with old people and people in wheelchairs??? there was no holding back...the remake had no balls when you compare the simple audacity of the original...if I were to revisit this property, it would have to be balls out death to innocents, on public roads...body count as high as possible...with lots of unique kills...I mean, it is called DEATH RACE...not race around an old wearhouse...I like Statham, bring him back, make it a hard R and kill people , sheesh...enough with the watered down crap...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:22:46 PM CDT

    Stuff I hope for in the sequel/prequel/whatever.

    by gibsonusa returns

    1. As mentioned, more ACTUAL races.

    2.Get rid of the whole female navigator crap. That was dumb. It all felt like an excuse to show hot women in slow-motion in the trailer. But the hot women somewhere else. Not in the car.

    3. MORE CARS. The first one had a Mustang. Toss in some Camaros, Challengers, and import rally cars. Have the young male audience looking for their car during the movie.
    4. More environments. That brownish industrial environment would be boring to see again.

    5. Get Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle as drivers. Wrestlers suit a movie like this.

    Okay, I'm done pretending I know stuff and that people are actually reading.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:31:09 PM CDT

    Gibson if i remember correctly

    by ominus

    anderson said in the dvd commentary,that they wanted to have exotic cars in the movie,but the problem was that these specific cars would look bizzare with all the weaponry and plate attachments,and moreover they didnt fit with the prison atmosphere.so they went for a more retro,muscle car style
    personally i agree with his approach,but i fucking would like to see ferrarics and lotus in ferocious battles in more open environments.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:35:27 PM CDT

    ominus

    by gibsonusa returns

    I think Camaros and Challengers fit into the muscle car style.
    Throwing in some imports like Imprezas and Evos...along with BMWs...would be awesome too. Maybe throw in a comic relief car here or there too...like a souped up Hyundai Accent or Scion xB...Thatd be badass! It would be cool to have the audience looking for their cars in the movie and cheering it on.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:42:48 PM CDT

    Backwards is the new forwards...

    by landosystem

    SO says Benjamin Button.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:56:31 PM CDT

    fuck it.

    by digitalbeachwar

    fuck it indeed. who gives a rats ass about this fuckers movies. they all blow cocks.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:57:29 PM CDT

    I don't know how they Report

    by mitortilla

    about this shit and not that the amazing Frank "Child Killer" Darabont is making The Walking Dead movie!!! that is AWESOME news!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:15:37 PM CDT

    Anderson just can't get a break on this site

    by johnny ahab

    I too am going to stick up for this guy. Ever since Harry first started lambasting Anderson, every time his name comes up, it's pile-on time. I love "Event Horizon" - creepy, weird, suspenseful (and I don't care what the original screenplay read like - I'm going on the basis of what I saw one night on HBO and went nuts over). And "Death Race" was a blast! For all the haters, seriously, what were you expecting?? It's B-movie time with souped-up cars with weapons trying to kill each other! It was over the top stupid silly summer fun and gave me exactly what was advertised. I'd be willing to be if Anderson had slapped a pseudonym on the director credit, this site would be fawning all over that film. Save your hate for Uwe - Anderson is a good, solid B movie maker. (And I'd rather watch "Death Race" again than ever sit through QT's awful blabfest "Death Proof" which this site creamed over!)

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:16:13 PM CDT

    Mitortilla

    by turtle_z

    I do believe I just read that report on here a couple of hours ago m8 :)

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:17:31 PM CDT

    oops

    by turtle_z

    actually they reported it yesterday :)

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:18:13 PM CDT

    Paul WS Anderson

    by palimpsest

    Every day, he wakes up, fucks Milla Jovovich, works on a sci-fi movie, goes home, fucks Milla Jovovich again, then rolls over and sleeps on a bed paid with your money. Lots of your money. No wonder you guys hate him....

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:21:14 PM CDT

    WTF is the Burnout movie?

    by wickedjester

    How has no one made that game into a movie?With all the other crap out there, you'd think a Fast and the Furious meets Death Race would be greenlit quicker than anything with 'From the guys who brought you 40 Year Old Virgin' in the trailer.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:28:40 PM CDT

    palimpsest, TOO BAD HE'S NOT GOOD AT ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

    by carlthormark1978

  • Aug 12, 2009 4:39:58 PM CDT

    Did anyone see the first one?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    aside from maybe Vern?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:48:32 PM CDT

    i didn't see it.

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 4:53:54 PM CDT

    Oh I get it...

    by wickedjester

    Everyone was making funny comments about what the initials WS mean.Classic stuff on here as always.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:58:35 PM CDT

    I am so tired of the lazy reasoning of "stupid fun"

    by skimn

    and "summer popcorn movie". Jaws was a summer popcorn movie. The Bonds were fun, action movies, and with a few exceptions were no insult to one's intelligence. Death Race was more of a blueprint for a videogame, the rules of the race with the "power-ups" that were driven over are directly from videogames, than an actual movie. I'm tired of having to turn my brain off to enjoy what passes for popular action films nowadays.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:00:44 PM CDT

    I think we are entitled to rag on PWSA

    by lightninbolt

    I really liked Event Horizon too but he the muthafucka made Aliens vs Predator and (maybe tempoarily) fucked up two of the best geek franchises of all time... seriously how do you turn that concept into utter shit? I get the point that he makes fun movies but he needs to not ruin other decent products. Stick to original material.
    I thought 'water shit' was pretty thought provoking in a weird way.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:03:30 PM CDT

    Great, that's just what we need.

    by toowhippy

    because the first one was so good.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:18:00 PM CDT

    Much better, mitortilla

    by vern

    I like "women's shoes" the best even though I'm not sure what it means.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:22:19 PM CDT

    I'm not sure what anything means anymore

    by mitortilla

    but thanks Vern ;) Did you see there's a guy posting as water_shit_anderson, I swear its not me.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:23:17 PM CDT

    Bryan Singer is making a BSG movie

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Will Adama be a stalker?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:29:05 PM CDT

    palimpsest

    by stalkeye

    and your point being.....BTW that Brit twit did not get all my money as i only paid once to see one of his shifests and that was on a first date mind you. needless to say that she was so disapointed that she gave up the buns (booty)afterwards.The other crap was either aired on Cable TV or Netflix.He could fuck that hosebag Milla all he wants, can't hate on the bloke for that but yes how does he and uwe get to fuck up great intellectual properties?It's baffling.And for the record I didn't care for Death Proof either, fucker.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:31:46 PM CDT

    OOps! that last sentence was meant for..

    by stalkeye

    Johnny Ahab or Arab whatever the fuck he calls himself.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:34:50 PM CDT

    PAUL ANDERSON IS A FUCKING GENIUS!

    by barrignite

    Check it out: He makes a movie that is barely passable. Resident Evil, Death Race, AvP (Scratch that last one but you know what i mean) and then produces the second one. He then hires rookie directors to step up (previously DP's or Effects guys or whatever)who then create abysmal sequels. So atrociously bad that people look back at his original work and see Oscar worthy material in comparison. I actually liked Mortal Kombat for throwaway shite as a movie. Didnt take itself too seriously. Event Horizon i thought was genuinely good in many ways. Soldier was not great and AvP broke my heart.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:36:55 PM CDT

    ominus thanks for the Escapist Magazine link.

    by stalkeye

    Brutal as always almost like the Simon Cowell of Videogames but more acerbic.At least there's one thing we agree on..Sheva is a dime.(dime as in a "10")

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:38:39 PM CDT

    Of course they'd make a prequel, it makes so much sense!

    by kevin_costners_recycled_piss

    I mean, there were so many unanswered questions left after the first one, I for one lie awake at night wondering what events led up to the begining of Death Race and just praying that someone would delve into the mystery that is Jason Statham's character.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:39:45 PM CDT

    there is already a Death Race 2000 sequel

    by kingink123

    It was a comic released in the late 90's I believe. It was called Death Race 2020. Pretty good stuff.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:49:31 PM CDT

    Can I direct this movie?

    by gibsonusa returns

    People will be asking "What the fuck is Big Lob doing in this movie?"

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:50:09 PM CDT

    Death Race 1999

    by mitortilla

  • Aug 12, 2009 6:03:42 PM CDT

    Even Fast & Furious dropped the ball on the CARS.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Paul Walker drove a new STI and Vin Diesel drove what I believe was a classic Camaro SS. There were almost no trendy new cars to cheer for (at last for me)!

    This movie should give us all the hip new cars that young men are saving up for....Challengers, Evos, Genesis, CTS....we must cheer for our car!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:24:08 PM CDT

    Kill this guy already

    by logan_1973

    Bay can do whatever he wants. Just blast this guy into the sun.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:33:39 PM CDT

    JUST SAW G.I. JOE. WHATTA PIECE OF SHIT!

    by zombieheathledger

    (spoilers) I don't know what the fuck Harry and Co. were smoking when they saw this movie and all gave it rave reviews but don't believe the hype. The first half hour the guy playing Duke (total tool) yells, "Drop the case, Anna!" no less than ten times I shit you not. Marlon Wayans should never be allowed to do anything other than the Scary Movie franchise. He exists in this movie only to be the token funny black guy who says things like "my boy," "my bad," and "Damn, that bitch is fast!" He's supposed to be one of the best and baddest soldiers in the world? Getthefuckouttahere. SnakeEyes is bad ass I'll give them that but that's more a credit to Ray Parks. Somebody in another TB mentioned this already that Cobra invades G.I. Joe HQ with only a small squadron where it was just established there were hundreds of G.I. Joe's and suddenly there's only a handful to fight back. The chase scene of the Joe's chasing Cobra through the streets of Paris had so much civillian death and destruction from cars being destroyed I thought I was watching a live action version of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE. If you're gonna cause THAT much in lives and property damage just to save the fucking Eiffel Tower, just let Cobra destroy the fucking thing already. The nanobots were right out of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL remake with Keannu Reeves, which should tell you something right there if they are ripping off that piece of shit movie. Oh and the "Accelerator Suits," well, somewhere John Favreau is really pissed. I realize there are only so many ways you can shoot someone in a body armor but when you see it for yourself (if you put yourself thru the misery) you will notice striking similarities to the Iron Man armor and how it is assembled on the person. Johnathan Pryce plays a U.S. President with a slight English accent. The ending is a Star Wars rip with Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow swordfighting (Luke and Vader) while the Duke and the Baroness (Han and Princess Leia) do their bit, and the G.I.Joe's fight Cobra in a massive undersea battle (that looks like spaceships) to destroy Cobra's massive battlestation (Deathstar). This is a perfect companion piece movie in suckage with TRANSFORMERS 2. Thank God I downloaded both and paid for neither. I don't know how on Earth Harry and Co. slammed TRANSFORMERS 2 (rightfully so) and then praised G.I.JOE. They're both just terrible, terrible movies.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:45:39 PM CDT

    Death Race was good, stupid fun.

    by the grug

    And it was well done good, stupid fun too. It was exactly the sort of movie it set out to be (and that it advertised itself as) so why is everyone getting their knickers in a twist over it?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:49:01 PM CDT

    ZombieHeathLedger

    by logan_1973

    From what I understand, the Accelerator suits were vetted in the comics, long before Favreau rolled on anything. Personally I found it fun and true to a lot of JOE stuff in the past. I just can't get my head around Harry praising JOE for the same things he slammed TF2 for...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:53:54 PM CDT

    Logan Re: accelerator suits

    by zombieheathledger

    My problem wasn't so much that they existed but the scene where they are being put on with all the mecha quickly tightening bolts and shit seemed right out of IRON MAN.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 7:46:49 PM CDT

    How

    by joemusashi

    does this bloke still get work?? Paul 'WANK STAIN' Anderson

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:10:13 PM CDT

    WHY BOTHER POSTING?

    by eats_sandwich_gets_laid.

    We already know that you all hate big dumb action movies, and yearn for the days of yore, when, miraculously, every single action movie was a spectacle for the brain, not just the eyes.

    you were fucking eight years old, guys.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:24:36 PM CDT

    ZombieHeathLedger

    by lockesbrokenleg

    You are a fucking hypocrite! In the D9 thread you're fucking shutting people down for seeing blockbuster movies, and then you yourself go see the Damn movie! Fucking asshole.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:47:59 PM CDT

    Do we care? No. Prequel to Event Horizon? Yes.

    by stereotypical evil archer

    But not a super excited "yes", just a maybe I'll catch a matinee "yes".

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:52:54 PM CDT

    Oh, and it sounds like the end of GI JOE

    by lockesbrokenleg

    doesn't rip off Star Wars. It rips off the James Bond movie Tnunderball.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:38:19 PM CDT

    Who's greenlighting this shit?

    by whodis

    A prequel to a remake that didn't do that great at the box office or in critic's review? Stupefying.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:40:24 PM CDT

    The last movie WAS a prequel

    by poodinger

    If ANYONE cared to listen to the commentary on the newest DEATH RACE DVD you would already know that IT was a prequel to Death Race 2000!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:31:22 PM CDT

    Stop making apologies Vern

    by zargotron

    The movie sucked fucking cock just like everything else this shitfuck has ever directed. If you enjoy this shit you are as fucking moronic as your shitty sad attempts to defend this crap.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:55:36 PM CDT

    Well this movie was okay,except for not enough actual races.

    by gibsonusa returns

    As for the others

    LIKED:
    Mortal Kombat
    Resident Evil
    Resident Evil 2

    NOT SO MUCH:
    Mortal Kombat 2
    Resident Evil 3
    AVP
    I'm not sure if Paul Anderson had anything to do with MK2, but it was horrible. The first one was so cool, when it came out, but the second just stuffed all these characters in and became so lame. I keep wishing that they would release a MK3 that ignores MK2 and keeps building off the vibe of MK1.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:08:17 PM CDT

    Who? What?

    by jaka

    Oh... nevermind.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:32:30 PM CDT

    No Jason Statham, no watch.

    by cotton mcknight

    Seriously, he is the only reason why I watch dopey movies like this. I saw the trailer for that Gerard Butler movie (similar concept to Death Race) that's coming out and I kept thinking "why no J. Statham?".

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:38:50 PM CDT

    Jokes on you, Vern.

    by cotton mcknight

    You typed "Water Shit" 5 times. Who's the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who follows him?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:38:13 AM CDT

    A 'Death Race' Prequel...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    because everyone's seen the original. Or intends to.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:41:42 AM CDT

    This thing on?

    by pull_smash

  • Aug 13, 2009 1:02:49 AM CDT

    I had a lot of beer when I saw Death Race

    by mattmanreturns

    and I really enjoyed it. I'm afraid to watch it again minus the influence of alcohol.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:26:28 AM CDT

    Get The Rock AND Stone Cold Steve Austin

    by gibsonusa returns

    Two biggest wrestlers ever. That ought to cover fot Statham.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:48:35 AM CDT

    cockesbrokendick

    by zombieheathledger

    you got the wrong guy, stoopid. And yeah, I watched it but I didn't pay for it. Or can't you read?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:32:23 AM CDT

    Paul We can't Stand Anderson

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 13, 2009 4:16:22 AM CDT

    Zargotron

    by vern

    Well I am in fact a gentleman but I didn't apologize to anybody, you dumb feces-fixated motherfucker. At least I briefly described a couple reasons why I enjoyed DEATH RACE. All you did was mention dicks and shit five times in two sentences.
    Don't get me wrong, I think most of Paul Wild Style Anderson's movies are crappy too, but I happen to think DEATH RACE and SOLDIER are more enjoyable than most of the lowbrow sci-fi/action of that type they make these days. Look up my reviews for details. You seem like the reading type.
    I bet you could come up with an actual point and then write it down in words instead of that fuckin gibberish. Do that, then you can call me names. But if you can't come up with anything besides poo and blowjobs then you don't get to call me a moron you fuckin nitwit. You disgrace the proud heritage of these talkbacks.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:00:53 AM CDT

    "ooh, I made my first semi-watchable film

    by pokadoo

    ...I'd better milk it to fuck now".

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:03:09 AM CDT

    No offence, Vern...

    by turtle_z

    But the only reason I come to these talkbacks is to get a laugh out of the half-witted egotists, spouting their imbecilic profanity in the hope of eventually seeing what might be perceived as a fully formed opinion based on intellectual excerise. You know those thousand monkeys that may eventually come up with a shakespeare play? They look at most of these talkbackers and shake their heads in disbelief. Sometimes I indulge myself and make a pint. Sometimes I join in and spout some shit for fun. Most times I just sit back and giggle :)

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:07:05 AM CDT

    "Ok cocksucker, you wanna fuck with me -

    by pokadoo

    - we'll see who shits on the sidewalk!" One of my all-time favorite lines. By Oscar nominated actress Joan Allen.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:51:30 AM CDT

    Vern

    by lightninbolt

    I have to say your flaming posters here is WAY more dull than some of the retarded profanity which has always been a mainstay of these boards. One post is retarded, the next post is interesting, very few are boring. And to make a case for PWSA is an interesting angle but it goes way against the grain of the WHOLE sites view on this director for years. I agree Soldier is ok too. It's OK yeah.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 7:44:32 AM CDT

    I'll never understand Soldier hate.

    by grammaton cleric binks

    Russell took the role, then said wait, let's not film now. Give me a year to get jacked up, and he did. If I recall he didn't speak more than eight lines in the whole movie. It was all muscle, expression, and mayhem.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:15:45 AM CDT

    Paul W.S. Anderson developing a bad case of hack

    by asimovlives

    By now this guy is beyond therapy.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:17:19 AM CDT

    Grammaton Cleric Binks, the Soldier hate is due

    by asimovlives

    to the fact they had a really good script, the perfect actor for mthe role, and it was all fucked up by the director's incompetence. It could had been a contender, all they needed as just a proper director.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:02:12 AM CDT

    Stallone.

    by scotsi

    Stallone was in the original.

    He has matured into a superior director a la Eastwood.

    Therefore I petition thee to pressure that old whore that is Hollywood, to drop Anderson,to bend over and take the oiled F.I.S.T.that is Balboa Mc Rambo.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:08:15 AM CDT

    "Death Race" vs. "Death Proof"

    by movietool

    Yeah, despite the fact that one is the work of a fair-to-average director and one is the work of an absolute genius, I'd choose the fair-to-average director's effort any day of the week. Go figure.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:12:55 AM CDT

    Vern: You best not be dissing MY talkbacks!

    by royston lodge

    Everything I type is gold. Pure talkback gold.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:34:50 AM CDT

    AsimovLives, while I agree it could have been

    by grammaton cleric binks

    better, it definitely wasn't the steaming pile a lot of people make it out to be.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:34:12 PM CDT

    Resident Evil 3 was better than Resident Evil 2

    by mitortilla

    The movies, not the video games.

    Although it should've been a Direct to DVD sequel, at least it didn't mess with the Video Games' story, It didn't portray nemesis as the good guy, have you ever played Resident Evil: Nemesis? that guy is a pain in the ass, not a good guy. And when they fought the crows was a cool scene.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:42:20 PM CDT

    All Jason Statham movies are sucky ass shit

    by lockesbrokenleg

    He drives a car in all of them

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:23:54 PM CDT

    lockesbrokenleg

    by royston lodge

    The Italian Job sucks?
    Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels sucks?
    Snatch sucks?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:33:05 PM CDT

    That blonde leader chick in RE3 was super hot

    by stabby

  • Aug 13, 2009 2:43:07 PM CDT

    True Story.

    by tedkordlives

    I once caught RE2 on the Lifetime Channel. Yeah, that one. But everytime Mike Epps says 'Motherfucker', it's dubbed over with the word 'Motivator'. And he says it A LOT. It was fucking hilarious.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:44:49 PM CDT

    mitortilla I beg to differ..

    by stalkeye

    ..as RE extinction was a blatant rippoff of various movie genres i.e. mad max,the birds and a bit of Day of the Dead ergo lacking originality.The scene with the "Re educated" Zombie was laughable as he was holding a Sony ericsson phone (product placement FTW)Oh, and there's Alice ability to control flames, LT not being infected right away only to bite carlos who as a last gesture smokes one of LT's joints before going kaboom.Claire's portrayal was nothing like the game and where's fukkin Chris? not even a mention of his name. It's almost like doing an Avengers movie sans Captain America.For that matter, Wesker was less than underused his role was nothing more than some CEO.well, at least they finally placed a Tyrant in the damn movie series.You mentioned Nemesis portrayal non canon to the game RE3, well that scene in which Matt/Nemmy turned on Umbrella was a page taken from RoTJ. How "original" but it made for an interesting plot twist.Matt slowy regained what was left of his humanity, thanks to Super Alice. *sigh* As a guilty pleasure RE apocalypse was doable, but it's a 90 turn from the original source material. That chick that played Jill Valentine looks exactly like the game counterpart.atleast Paulie got that right.everything else........,p>.....well?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:54:21 PM CDT

    Stabby which blonde leader? I must've blinked.

    by stalkeye

    Only leader I remember was Claire played by Ali Larter.Who had her hair dyed Reddish.Well, she is hot if you ask me. (why the fugg did she star in that trainwreck of a movie called obsessed with Beyonce is beyond my comphrehension.)RE3 had potentual but ultimately felt like a rush job with too many rehashed ideas.Should have subtitled; Send in the Clones.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:20:55 PM CDT

    IMO RE2 movie > RE3 movie

    by gibsonusa returns

    I am not concerned about being true to the videogame storyline....I am concerned about not being bored.
    RE2 was loads of city fun....RE3 was wandering the desert.

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  • Aug 18, 2009 6:40:36 AM CDT

    it needs...

    by the amazing g

    Louisa Moritz's amazing ass

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