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David Mamet To Tell The Story Of Anne Frank...

Published at:  Aug 12, 2009 10:46:52 AM CDT


Merrick here...



Playwright/filmmaker/author/producer/etc. David Mamet (who recently brought us REDBELT) is working on a new telling of Anne Frank's story Anne Frank's story.

Mamet will produce with Andrew Braunsberg.

The film will be an amalgamation of the famed diary; the stage adaptation by Albert Hackett and Frances Goodrich; and Mamet's own original take on the material that could reframe the story as a young girl's rite of passage. Frank, who died at 15 in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, became an icon of the Holocaust after the post-war publication of the diary that she kept during the two years that her family hid in a secret attic apartment in Amsterdam.


...says Variety IN THIS PIECE.

There have been many interpretations of this wrenching tale (my personal preference being THIS ONE), but...to me, at least...the ideas driving this true story should be reinforced over and over again. Didn't happen all that long ago, and we still have a long way to go...















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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:47:27 AM CDT

    Soundtrack by R Kelly

    by sean bean

    Trapped In the Attic

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:52:18 AM CDT

    ABC; Always Be Concentration Camps...

    by danielkurland

    In all seriousness though, Kristen Bell (whom Mamet worked with in Spartan) is very close to signing on to play Ms. Frank.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:54:17 AM CDT

    Very promising ...

    by madcanada

    ... It could shake the 1950's cobwebs off this story and make it live for a new generation. Mamet's the writer to do it. I hope he chooses a great director (better than himself).

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:55:28 AM CDT

    British TV version

    by the alienist

    Wasn't there a new Brit TV miniseries about Anne Frank that was supposed to be excellent? Has it played in the states yet?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:55:57 AM CDT

    Interesting

    by bizarrojerry

    Is Anne going to say "fuck" a lot?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:57:48 AM CDT

    This girl was funny as fuck.

    by robohobo

    Seriously. I read her book like two years ago cause I had to take a shit and it was in my girlfriends bookcase, and good god, were this girl alive today, she'd be a stand-up comedian. She fucking tramples on the people she knows and the situation itself. Get Apatow up in this bitch and cast Sarah 'Whore of Hollywood Silverman', and you have box office gold.


    Honestly, Anne Frank was cool as balls. She would probably be on Curb.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:58:15 AM CDT

    FUCK. YES.

    by knuckleduster

    More Mamet is always good news. He's been expanding his horizons lately, and if this is anything like Spartan or Redbelt (one of the best films of last year), we're in for some good cinema. Bring it on, I say.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:00:19 AM CDT

    WOW Anne Frank...

    by series7

    She hasn't been done to death yet.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:02:50 AM CDT

    Nothing like a 61 year old man

    by series7

    To really understand the mind set of a 15 year old girl.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:03:28 AM CDT

    FUCK YOU

    by series7

    Thats my name. Why isn't that anyones screen name? Its fucking sweet.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:05:03 AM CDT

    "Ten Dollars? For A Diary?

    by buster00

    Put that back, Anne..."

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:05:12 AM CDT

    I have a feeling this will end badly

    by soylentmean

    just a hunch. This is kind of an odd choice, seeing that everybody knows the story.

    Maybe Mamet will make it a musical?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:12:26 AM CDT

    This sounds stupid as shit

    by fuckyouthatsmyname

    You see this watch?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:13:16 AM CDT

    Will it have the part about the Diary being fake?

    by kabong

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:14:49 AM CDT

    I've been to the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam

    by zombieheathledger

    It's pretty creepy. It's all still there, including the moveable bookshelf that you have to go past to get in. As you go thru each part, they have next to it the description of it that Anne gave in her diary to a "t."

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:17:21 AM CDT

    The problem with Anne Franks House

    by fuckyouthatsmyname

    That it was a good lead they should have sold that fucker. But no in came the fucking historical people perserving it for fucking historical crap. Its good waterfront property thats ready to move.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:21:46 AM CDT

    Put that matzah down!

    by six demon bag

    matzahs for closers.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:22:31 AM CDT

    kabong you're a trolling idiot

    by six demon bag

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:23:58 AM CDT

    I hope a great movie comes out of this

    by tindrummer

    If that is your aim, then go for it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:25:38 AM CDT

    DanielKurland

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    Where did you hear this, exactly? I don't know, an attractive, full-figured vaguely Aryan-looking blond girl to play a malnourished, decrepit, unhygienic Jewish girl? That's right up there with that rumor Jamie Foxx was going to play Sinatra from a few months ago...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:26:47 AM CDT

    Hillary Swank

    by franklancer

    needs to be Anne Frank, robot chicken called this one years ago..

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:28:28 AM CDT

    You know what it takes to hide from Nazis? BRASS BALLS!

    by yackbacker

    I fucking love this concept.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:32:32 AM CDT

    Go sell chocolates you Heidi-motherfuckers!

    by yackbacker

    Go sell cukoo clocks, we got your gold!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:33:10 AM CDT

    Anne will drop a few F-bombs.

    by raymar

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:35:17 AM CDT

    Anne Frank's sitcon! She meets the Globetrotters!

    by ricarleite2

    And she has a wacky nazi friend.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:39:41 AM CDT

    kabong, will it have the part about you being

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    a clueless bitch? No?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:41:56 AM CDT

    Mamet is the best maker of films

    by greyspecter

    currently working. His peculiar brand of dialogue should fit with a historical pic.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:42:01 AM CDT

    Aw, did you have your cherished fantasies

    by kabong

    questioned?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:43:23 AM CDT

    I smell an oscar...

    by ominus

    the easiest way to win an oscar.make a movie about holocaust.u have the jewish lobby of hollywood in your pocket.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:43:40 AM CDT

    ANNE FRANK - "EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COCKSUCKERS!"

    by carlthormark1978

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:44:45 AM CDT

    I WANT MAMET TO MAKE A ROMANTIC COMEDY

    by carlthormark1978

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:46:14 AM CDT

    Hopefully it's more interesting than LANSKY

    by thekeenguy

    Mamet's one of my very favorites, but I couldn't get through that turgid biopic narrative.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:53:47 AM CDT

    ANNE FRANK IS GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH

    by mullah omar

    This time, Anne Frank, reinforced by the power of Mamet tough-guy talk, will frighten the shit out of the Nazis and provoke their retreat back to Berlin.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:55:49 AM CDT

    there's a job for ya, Miss Portman....

    by thegringogentile

    Or miss paquin. I don't care. whatever.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:57:28 AM CDT

    Tim Allen was awesome in Red Belt...

    by lanemyersclassic

    I really liked the movie with the exception of the suicide. It seemed forced and unlikely given what was at stake.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:59:10 AM CDT

    Inglerious Basterds 2: Anne Frank's Revenge

    by ominus

    the basterds are so disturbed by Annes savage methods of terrorizing Nazis,that they decide to break their group and become actors in that french theater in the movie.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:00:42 PM CDT

    David Mamet is an over-rated hack

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    seriously

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:01:26 PM CDT

    kabong?

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    and kabong, any proof that the diary is fake? and i won't accept anything from the fox news web site...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:02:35 PM CDT

    I think Mamet makes sense

    by proman1984

    I trust he knows what he's doing.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:02:59 PM CDT

    Mamet joke.

    by virgilhilts

    Panhandler is standing on a corner in Chicago. Lawyer in a three-piece suit walks by. Panhandler says, "Hey Buddy, can you spare a buck?" Lawyer looks down his nose at the Panhandler and and says, "'Neither a borrower nor lender be.' William Shakespeare." Panhandler thinks about it for a second then says, "'Fuck you.' David Mamet."

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:09:10 PM CDT

    Starring Vin Diesel

    by craptacular

    As Anne Frank.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:09:39 PM CDT

    kabong's just upset

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    his beloved Nazi movement didn't really "pan out" and now the little goose-stepping POS has to jerk off to his picture of the Feher in the closet instead of the preferred book-burning. Now back to you closet, cock-smacker...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:11:23 PM CDT

    Portman

    by m2298

    Natalie Portamn played Anne Frank in the Broadway revival of 1997. And Alienist - there was a 2001 mini series with Hannah Taylor Gordon as Anne, though it doesn't appaer to be British.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:16:18 PM CDT

    Now that Mamet's a right wing nut job...

    by pdorwick

    ...will he be telling the story from the perspective of the Germans?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:18:14 PM CDT

    Put that coffee down. Coffee is for Aryans only.

    by johnny smith

  • Aug 12, 2009 12:21:36 PM CDT

    "anne you be quiet"

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    quiet as an ant pissing on cotten

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:23:30 PM CDT

    Fa_Tass_DinoMolester @ kabong

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    hahahahahaha

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:24:52 PM CDT

    No matter how right wing Mamet gets...

    by blue_demon

    He knows Evil when he sees it. And Nazis were E-ville.I want to see this one.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:25:17 PM CDT

    Robohoho

    by wookie1972

    Sarah Silverman did an audition as Anne Frank on her TV show. It was pretty funny but twisted, as you'd expect.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:27:18 PM CDT

    But will it have her dramatic fist-fight with Lizzie Borden?

    by wookie1972

    You cannot underestimate the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:39:01 PM CDT

    "Ever take a shit that made you...

    by yackbacker

    feel like you slept in an attic for 12 hrs?" "It was so hot out, grown men were going up to Nazi officers begging them to shoot them."

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:41:37 PM CDT

    Oops

    by iforgotabout19

    I thought I was reading the LEGO talkback. Will this movie be in LEGO too? I just don't think Mamet could really capture the severity and nuance of Anne's story if she wasn't LEGO.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:42:12 PM CDT

    buster00

    by iforgotabout19

    You win in my book for funniest post so far.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:52:58 PM CDT

    "...reframe the story as a young girl's rite of passage"

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    uh... is this film recounting Anne's time in hiding and eventual capture, or her first buggering? i'm there either way, just sayin'...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:57:23 PM CDT

    I once heard a inappropriately hilarious story . . .

    by royston lodge

    . . . about an awful stage production of the Anne Frank play.
    The actress playing Anne was so bad that when the Nazi soldiers showed up someone in the audience yelled out, "she's in the attic!"

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  • Aug 12, 2009 12:58:57 PM CDT

    "What you're hired for is to HIDE us. Not to GIVE US UP!"

    by mr. nice gaius

    "Does that seem clear to you? I'll tell you something, I hope you gave the joint up because I might tell them something that might help the Nazis to catch you!"* That was for the Yackster.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:01:53 PM CDT

    Nazis pwn teh suk.

    by man of stool

    That is all.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:06:38 PM CDT

    Oh, and

    by iforgotabout19

    Reframing the story to be the story of a young girl's right of passage is not really original. It's pretty much what the story was from the beginning. Sorry for you anti-semantics out there

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:22:15 PM CDT

    Guys, no spoilers!

    by nostairway

    Don't tell me how it ends.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:31:18 PM CDT

    Hmm

    by die_hardest

    Mamet doesn't generally do women all the well.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:31:21 PM CDT

    Hmm

    by die_hardest

    Mamet doesn't generally do women all the well.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:33:21 PM CDT

    Will Anne say this to the guy who gets them caught...

    by snaps_provolone

    (Long pause)....."you stupid fuckin' cunt. You, Dad, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me 6 months of freedom......6...MONTHS...OF FREEDOM. And one life...That's right! What are you gonna do about it? What...are you gonna do about it.....asshole? You're fuckin' shit. Where do ya learn your TRADE, ya' stupid fuckin' cunt, you idiot? You ever TOLD you that you could WORK with JEWS?"

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:35:20 PM CDT

    Do It "Neutral Milk Hotel"-Style & I Will Watch The Shit Twice

    by the chalk outline

    Fuck yeah I will.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:35:54 PM CDT

    *That

    by the chalk outline

    That shit! FUCK YEAH!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:46:36 PM CDT

    How about a feel good ending this time around

    by cromulent

    Like when the nazis find the attic Anne grabs a machine gun, says something like, "Let me be Frank with you!" then blows then all away. THE END.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:50:18 PM CDT

    "

    by craptacular

  • Aug 12, 2009 1:50:44 PM CDT

    "Surf's Up, Nazi's!"

    by craptacular

  • I love this game.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:55:23 PM CDT

    Thanks MNG, let's keep it going!

    by yackbacker

    Fucking insane idea putting Mamet on this project.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 1:59:21 PM CDT

    Four words: Anne Frank... in space!

    by ricarleite2

    There's your #1 weekend blockbuster right there. She does die at the end of typhus though.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:03:22 PM CDT

    And Royston Lodge, I'm dying laughing at your story

    by yackbacker

    That's just awesome.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:10:50 PM CDT

    cromulent "Let Me Be Frank"

    by iforgotabout19

    That is fantastic, my friend

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:19:09 PM CDT

    Anne Frank 2: Revenge of the Hollywood Jews

    by hb_dad

    It had to be said! LOL!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:23:03 PM CDT

    Why bother, we already know what happens toward the end.

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:27:30 PM CDT

    Rob Zombie's Anne Frankenstien

    by stalkeye

    Coming this Summer 2011!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:32:49 PM CDT

    ANNE F2ANK!

    by brokentusk

    I smell a sequel!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:39:48 PM CDT

    Anne Frank??

    by hobocode

    Come on David. You were just starting to kick ass again with Redbelt, the most underrated movie of 2008. Don't fuck it up.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:44:29 PM CDT

    The holocaust was just a giant con job

    by skimn

    with Hitler as portrayed by Ricky Jay.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:44:38 PM CDT

    The Chalk Outline

    by ricarleite2

    That neutral milk hotel album had time-travel-SEXUAL implications with Anne Frank. That might do the trick!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:46:58 PM CDT

    yackbacker

    by wookie1972

    According to snopes, an urban legend was that the actress in question was Pia Zadora.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:55:04 PM CDT

    wookie, thanks dude

    by yackbacker

    While it's a false story, it's a fucking hilarious mental image.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 2:55:48 PM CDT

    Give it to Mel...

    by kongmonkey

    Only because he's a damn good filmmaker and is completely unbiased when it comes to a story like this.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:01:56 PM CDT

    The Unit:The Movie

    by crazybubba

    Anne Frank was actually undercover for Delta Force.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:04:39 PM CDT

    Natalie Portman already played Anne Frank in theater

    by asimovlives

    That was back in the day when Portman still bothered to act. She used to be really good.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:05:15 PM CDT

    Michael Bay's' Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With big ass explosions.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:06:40 PM CDT

    Jar Jar Abram's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With lens flares and completly idiotic coincidences to advance the plot. Writen by Bob The Orci and The Klutzman.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:07:12 PM CDT

    George Lucas' Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With CGI nazis.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:08:07 PM CDT

    Steven Spielberg's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With a forced out-of-the-blue happy ending.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:09:21 PM CDT

    If this is like The Winslow Boy

    by redmond

    I'm there! By far Mamet's best movie, and the one least like his other works.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:09:47 PM CDT

    George Romero's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With zombie nazis.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:10:13 PM CDT

    20-60 million dead in the USSR

    by superunknown85

    Where are their films? Where are their musuems? Not to mention the 50 million Chinese under Mao, 5 million Indians under Churchill, 2 million Germans (at least) under Allied occupation.

    I guess their lives don't matter to Hollywood.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:11:46 PM CDT

    superunknown85

    by asimovlives

    It's very well known that for Holywood, the lives of foreigners is merely background extras dying for the sake of a cool action shot.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:13:41 PM CDT

    McG's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank as the original Charlie's Angel, kicking nazi's ass at the sound of 80s pop songs.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:16:06 PM CDT

    Quentin Tarantino's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    He calls it Inglorious Basterds.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:17:05 PM CDT

    Stanley Kubrick's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Still stuck in pre-production on account the director got a slight case of death.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:19:14 PM CDT

    Roland Emmerich's Dairy Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    This time the nazis are the good guys and Anne Frank is the murderous alien villain.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:20:57 PM CDT

    Barry Sonnenfeld's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Will Smith casted as Anne Frank.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:21:20 PM CDT

    The Dairy of Anne Frank

    by crazybubba

    was she a milk maid?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:22:21 PM CDT

    James Cameron's Diary of Anne Frank

    by crazybubba

    It will fuck your eyeballs!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:24:43 PM CDT

    M Night Shymalan's Diary of Anne Frank

    by disco_sucks

    It turns out her family were the Nazis and the attic is part of a concentration camp.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:27:28 PM CDT

    This is a horrible idea

    by disco_sucks

    As people above have mentioned, Mamet is a hack and can't write women, let alone a fifteen year old girl. I didn't see Redbelt because I saw State and Main a few years back and realised just how bad he'd become as both a writer and director.And reframing the whole thing as a coming of age story? Even for hollywood, that's pretty fucking tasteless.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:33:57 PM CDT

    Anne Frank television miniseries...

    by mistere

    There was an "Anne Frank" miniseries on television a few years ago. One of the first scenes had one of Anne's uncles dressing up as Adolf Hitler and joking around and acting like an idiot. I was watching the miniseries with my then-girlfriend, and about twenty minutes later she turned to me and asked, "Adolf Hitler was Anne Frank's uncle??" That was a wtf moment!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:39:49 PM CDT

    Since it's Disney...

    by tensticks

    Chances are he'll be forced to adapt it from the original publication, and not the recently updated and expanded version that has all the things that were deemed too controversial to publish the first time around...and I'm sure it will star Miley Cyrus.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:40:09 PM CDT

    superunknown85, it's not an either/or situation

    by yackbacker

    Jesus Christ, man. Anne Frank's story is an inspiration for humanity, not just Jews. The line-drawing you make is indicative of the mentality that helped lead to so many deaths. Everyone is a category, it seems. Well, it shouldn't be that way. I agree that there are millions of others' stories that should be told. Well, go out and write it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:40:15 PM CDT

    Alex Proyas' Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    After Anne dies, a crow turns her into an avenging zombie kicking nazi's ass while declaming gothic poetry.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:40:24 PM CDT

    Watch Paul Verhoeven's "Black Book"...

    by mistere

    If you want to watch a really good movie about a Jewish girl trying to survive in German-control territory during WWII, check out Paul Verhoeven's "Zwartboek" ("Black Book"). It's set in the Nazi-occupied Netherlands towards the end of the War, and it's suspenseful, well-acted, sexy, and just all-around a great film. It's even got tits, bush, and Nazi cock. Sure, it's not "The Diary of Anne Frank", but you've probably already seen some version of that story.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:41:03 PM CDT

    Walt Disney's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With singing and dancing nazis... as animation.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:43:38 PM CDT

    Jonathan Larson's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Everybody is gay and has AIDS, including the nazis.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:45:17 PM CDT

    William Shakespeare's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With quotable monologues. Disliked by people who love blockbuster movies, because they are not suposed to be Shakespeare.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:47:48 PM CDT

    Verhoeven's Black Book

    by asimovlives

    That movie made me fall in love with Carice van Houten.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 3:48:41 PM CDT

    What are you -- Megaphone drones?

    by kabong

    Info about Frank's Diary inconsistencies is available on various websites, articles in reputable newspapers and journals.

    It's no big deal to me.

    I'm more annoyed by political correctists who get outraged when their favorite myths are challenged.

    As for anti-Nazi stuff, I'd recommend more attention to Sophie Scholl and the White Rose. It would provide better material for movies.

    But people who swallow power-class lies usually can't handle the truth.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:09:58 PM CDT

    I'm a Holocaust Revisionist myself

    by aphex twin

    Which means I get the anger of family, friends, and complete strangers. But a lot of things don't add up about the 'holocaust'. I'm not here to argue one way or the other, but here's a webpage made up of various articles that give a strong argument that 6 million Jews did NOT die: http://tinyurl.com/y5s9ef
    Read with an open mind and shake off some naitivity.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:24:22 PM CDT

    Some what? Nativity?

    by palimpsest

    You, sir or madam, are a freak and a retard.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:25:34 PM CDT

    Makes you wonder where the six million are...

    by palimpsest

    Them Jews, eh? First they get our gold then they turn out to be so good at hide-and-seek...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:26:40 PM CDT

    Anne's Frank - the story of a tranny jew

    by fuck_you_your_asshole_is_bleeding

    A comedy directed by Seymour Butts.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:27:33 PM CDT

    It's true, a bajillion people died in WWII

    by dapper swindler

    However, only the Jews in concentration camps died due to the worst reason ever for anyone to die - none. 6 million people were murdered from myths and lies pulled from thin fucking air. It's a testament to just how boneheaded humanity can be when you tie our reasoning with emotion-based propoganda that allows logic and objective thinking to fly right out the window. Does this sound like something that might be happening a little bit today?

    That is what we need to learn and remember from the Holocaust. So we don't repeat it. It's tragic that so many people suffered and died, but the lesson is most important.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:33:50 PM CDT

    Aphex is A Sphincter

    by captain_kirk

    You shouldn't be proud of being a revisionist. Especially with the filth you're peddling. That web page you cite is itself loaded with errors. Why weren't people found to have died of gas poisioning? Why so few autopsies? Too many dead. Too many cremated.

    What a fucker. If that crap makes you "pause" or "think", then you have problems.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:33:56 PM CDT

    Correction: Naivete

    by aphex twin

    Happy palimpsest? Geezus...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:35:12 PM CDT

    The six million disapearing jews

    by asimovlives

    i wonder what the holocaust deniers think that happened to them. Maybe they joined the lost tribes of Israel and became american indians, like the Mormons believe.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:37:19 PM CDT

    The Holocaust killed 10 million people

    by asimovlives

    Six million where jews, and the rest were homosexuals, intellectuals, artists, scientists, gypsies, and whoever the nazis didn't fancied much alive. Does the holocaust deniers also think those other 4 millions also went away to some paraside island in the pacific or whatever bullshit they think happened to the jews other then being murdered by the millions?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:37:59 PM CDT

    Megan Fox as Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    The holocaust needs to be made more sexy.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:40:35 PM CDT

    Revise the killing of the indians in american history.

    by asimovlives

    Those indians, they weren't massacred. They just went to a pacific island and lived the good life. They made early arrangements so the jews of WWII would go there as well. And then it was party all day long, which hasn't stoped yet.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:42:20 PM CDT

    Ok I'm a sphincter

    by aphex twin

    I simply posted a link to articles written questioning the numbers. I'm not wanting to start an insult war with anybody here. Plus I'm not saying death didn't happen at these camps, but hard evidence of mass gassings are missing. Plus the amount of time required to actually kill 6 million (in the camps)is way more than Germany had power to do. I know you won't but I urge you to research into this. There is plenty of information out there.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:42:46 PM CDT

    I can't wait for the regular poster geek in here

    by asimovlives

    who is jewish and has family members who are holocaust survivors or had family killed in the holocaust to start kicking the ass of the holocaust deniers. It will be beautiful to behold. I can't wait for that guy to show up. I hope he gets here soon.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:44:43 PM CDT

    Diary Lies

    by unscripted

    The claims that Anne Frank's diary is a fake are decades old and have been conclusively debunked. There is a single-volume version of her diary containing all three versions (her original, the version she herself rewrote for publication, and the final published version) and hundreds of pages of material examining the diaries' authenticity and debunking the claims that they are false. Old news, believed only by cranks and Holocaust deniers. Move on.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:44:52 PM CDT

    Aphex Twin

    by asimovlives

    Because Germany didn't had, like, at the very least, 4 whole years to do all that killing and gasing, right? It was all just done in a wekk and the rest of the time they just slouched around and kicked back and spent the rest of the war drinking beers and eating sausages, right?Do you even guess how absurd you sound?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:47:54 PM CDT

    Megan Fox and Scarlett Jonahsson in The Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Megan Fox play Anne Frank and Scarlett plays a Ilse type nazi concentration camp guard, and they both have lots of explicit lesbian sex scenes lasting 90& of the movie screentime.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:48:31 PM CDT

    the joke, of course, is that Jonahsson is half-jewish herself

    by asimovlives

  • Aug 12, 2009 4:49:08 PM CDT

    Ron Jeremy's Anne Frank.

    by evilwizardglick

    That I would watch.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:49:34 PM CDT

    that's 90% of the screentime

    by asimovlives

  • Aug 12, 2009 4:49:50 PM CDT

    holocaust deniers give me cognitive dissonance

    by badmrwonka

    on the one hand, I feel sorry for anyone whose brain is so addled that they buy into all of these fallacious arguments from hatemongers, that they're actually stupid enough to accept them as fact.on the other hand, you have to be a pretty big asshole to play coy about the attempted extermination of an entire culture. ooh, things don't add up!! fuck you and your malfunctioning brain. the same pathetic argument that creationists make against evolution (ooh, amongst the overwhelming evidence in favor of it, I found an inconsistency the size of a small pebble....evolution is flawed and wrong!) is what you have that the holocaust didn't take place. congrats, you're now in a group with the leader of Iran and David Duke...feel nice and comfy? fucking idiots...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:50:04 PM CDT

    I've said my piece

    by aphex twin

    You chose your truth. I leave this subject in peace. God Bless.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:51:01 PM CDT

    Didn't Mamet go all radical jew recently?

    by evilwizardglick

    Yep, creepy radical jew.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:55:57 PM CDT

    BadMrWonka, Is it alright to question numbers?

    by evilwizardglick

    Being Ukranian my people lost about 20 million during the war years. Sadly no records were kept.
    I've seen the Jewish total being 6 million. But recently, within the pas decade, those numbers seem to be questioned.
    First I'm a little pissed off that the jews stole the whole fucking holocaust. No more dead Catholics/Russians/Gypsy's/Homosexuals/Handicapped. Just dead jews.
    Is it asking too much that EVERYONE killed be recognized? Including my own people?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:57:59 PM CDT

    Aphex Twin

    by badmrwonka

    you're not ever going to find peace, brother. ever. you've thrown your hat in the ring with the leader of Iran and David Duke...does that sound peaceful?don't try to play nice and polite and pretend that the root of EVERY holocaust denier is not either Anti-Semitism or Mental Instability...that's a provable fact. so which one is you?and your "choose your truth" line betrays the very ignorance at the root of your argument. no one CHOOSES TRUTH. the truth is the truth. it is provable, measurable, quantifiable. photographs, eyewitness testimonies. hell, you want to talk to me grandfather who liberated a concentration camp in WWII? he's probably punch you in the face for denying it happened. people like you are pure scum. you try to drop into a discussion, carpet bomb it with links and vague references, all the while hoping that someone will get curious and jump on your crazy train. you're just a mormon recruiter, or better yet, a Klansman going after kids...too bad no one here is dumb or gullible enough to buy the shit you're selling. God Bless indeed...he's blessed most people ith an inability to hate an entire culture of people, and promote horrible lies about their tragic history. you're truly pathetic scum.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:58:12 PM CDT

    kabong and Aphex Twin

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    are truly douche bags.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:58:56 PM CDT

    p.s. what the fuck is a power-class lie

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    is that a transformer or a decepticon?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 4:59:47 PM CDT

    sam raimi's diary of anne frank

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    also with singing and dancing nazis

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:00:15 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    that has nothing to do with holocaust denial. saying that not enough attention has been paid to non-Jewish victims of German aggression in WWII is a perfectly valid point. but unfortunately, it's one of the ways that Holocause deniers try to use valid points to cloud the rest of the hogwash they propose. it's a classic bait and switch, freshman debate tactic. and it only works on the incredibly weak minded. unfortunately, there are many of them out there.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:05:30 PM CDT

    Sam Raimi's Diary of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Bruce Campbel as Ash disguised as Anne Frank.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:06:19 PM CDT

    BadMrWonka, How does questioning the numbers equate with denial.

    by evilwizardglick

    From what I have read far less than six million jews were killed.
    But when anyone questions the numbers they are deemed an antisemtic holocaust denier.
    Factually millions of people were killed. If less Jews than Russians were killed does it still have the same impact?
    Because jews have better media connections they continue to manipulate the events of the Holocaust. They continue to portray themselves as the only victims.
    My Grandmother escaped from the Nazis during work duty. My father still tells stories about massacres in his village. He literally saw streams of blood.
    Suddenly there pain and suffering is insignificant because of media connections. That is truly sickening!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:07:00 PM CDT

    aphex twin

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    there are no records of the 6 million dead jews because the germans knew what they were doing was wrong and deliberately didnt keep records. jack-ass

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:07:40 PM CDT

    A concentration camp liberator punching granddaddy

    by asimovlives

    I take that to kick the ass of holocaust deniers. It would be great fun to see that happen. Go at 'em, pops!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:10:38 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    Milliosn died and that's what really matters. & million, 5 millions, 4 millions, 3 millions, 2 millions, 1 million, it's still too many people killed. What matters is that the nazis killed. The numbers are stasitics, but people were killed. That's what really matters. And this is why holocaust deniers are the scum of the Earth.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:10:45 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    i sympathize with your argument, but you are anti-semetic. here are quotes from your post:
    "Because jews have better media connections they continue to manipulate the events of the Holocaust. They continue to portray themselves as the only victims."
    yikes. you are scary

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:11:26 PM CDT

    & million = 6 millions

    by asimovlives

  • Aug 12, 2009 5:11:47 PM CDT

    why do so many hate-mongers use the phrase God-bless?

    by crazybubba

  • Aug 12, 2009 5:13:09 PM CDT

    AsimovLives

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    don't you mean: bruce cambell as "fake shemp" posing as anne frank?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:13:44 PM CDT

    Redneck neocon GOP voters also like to portait themselves as vic

    by asimovlives

    At least when "jews portait themselves as victims", they have some REAL HISTORICAL FACTS AND JUSTIFICATION to support their once persecution. The neocon GOPPERS only have their own stupid paranoia. I side with the jews any day of the week.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:14:17 PM CDT

    WHO FUCKING CARES?

    by dirty john

    I mean, really.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:14:18 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by asimovlives

    Works too.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:14:22 PM CDT

    crazybubba

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    because they think that a belief in god justifies their fucked up behavior and beliefs...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:14:45 PM CDT

    dirty john

    by asimovlives

    Intelligent people care, that's who.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:15:34 PM CDT

    Yeah, keep your eyes on EvilWizardGlick.

    by mr. nice gaius

    That guy has been known to post some very dubious stuff when it comes to the subject of the Jewish people. FYI.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:16:04 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength, Proved my point.

    by evilwizardglick

    Again you proved my point.
    Show me the abundant gay's killed during the holocaust movies? Or the handicapped killed during the holocaust movies? Or the Gypsy's/Russians/Catholics.
    http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/ShArt.jhtml?itemNo=690808&contrassID=2
    So what if the Jews run Hollywood?
    HAARETZ, are they anti-semetic?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:16:10 PM CDT

    dirty john

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    a lot of people, obviously

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:16:25 PM CDT

    I believe in the Giant Spargetti Monster

    by asimovlives

    Respect my belief, motherfuckers!! Respect it NOW!! I hold the truth and the only true, you fucks!!! My imaginary friend is better then yours!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:17:13 PM CDT

    Have I insulted ANY of you personally?

    by aphex twin

    If there's anything remotely idiotic about myself its the fact that I posted an opinion on an open forum. For that I am called a sphincter, absurd, scum....did I miss anything? Why are you attacking me like I'm the plague or something? I'm surprised no one has called me an anti-semite, which would be ironic considering I'm Jewish myself. We all have opinions and we all feel confident in our knowledge. I've read your side of the argument and I respect your interpretation of the facts. Third time I'm stating this but I'm not here to start an insult war, which is obviously what happened anyway. But if I had just jumped on here spouting shit without at least a little something to back up my words you all would be asking for reference. So I added one piece for reference. You all interpreted it as a bunch of bs which is nothing new, but then continue to call me scum when all I did was bring an idea to the table. For that I'm am truly sorry if I offended you all. But I'm not going to apologize and I shouldn't have to for wanting to seek out proof.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:17:39 PM CDT

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by asimovlives

    Maybe EvilWizardGlick is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:17:46 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    6 Million Jews died. it's a fact. probably 6 million or more non-Jews died as well, this is also a fact. how does denying Jewish deaths help remember the other victims?and if you think it's somehow NOT anti-semitic to deny the truth about the holocaust, why is it every site you can point to about these" true figures" about JEwish deaths also talk (as you do) about some fictional Zionist conspiracy.face it, you can't claim to be on an even feel if your sources are jewwatch.com and jewishlies.org...shit like that.if there were 7 million Jews in Europe before the Nazis took power, and 1 million afterwards, no amount of conspiracy theory bullshit is going to change the fact that 6 million of them died as a direct result of Nazism. everything else is just fearmongering by people who either hate the Jews and admit it, or hate the Jews and won't admit it. and if you are a proponent of this hateful nonsense, I don't really care which one you are.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:18:58 PM CDT

    EWG, what's your fucking point?

    by yackbacker

    The Nazis hated everyone. Go high-five yourself for knowing this fact. Asshole.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:19:00 PM CDT

    Aphex Twin

    by asimovlives

    You fucking bet you insulted us personaly. Bigotry bulslhit like yours is PERSONALLY INSULTING to any person who has any sense of decency and humanism in them. You have a hard road to travel back to the human race, man.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:19:18 PM CDT

    Mr. Nice Gaius, Dubious really?

    by evilwizardglick

    I'll tell you waht why don't you list the amount of times Jews and Jewish religious ceremonies are listed on tv.
    I'll even allow you to remove Entourage.
    Now list Catholics and Muslims and Baptists.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:20:55 PM CDT

    YackBacker, Excellent debating skills.

    by evilwizardglick

    Thankfully your educated tactics illuminated the flaws in my argument.
    Feel free to share my praise of your abilities with your college professors.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:22:07 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    What the fuck? Man, you ever turned your TV on sunday morning? Tell me which religious services are shown. A clue: it's not tribal african bushmen cerimonies.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:22:09 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Explain how examining the numbers is an insult?

    by evilwizardglick

    I just don't understand that. What is there to fear from the truth?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:22:34 PM CDT

    and that article from haaretz has nothing to do with anything

    by badmrwonka

    if you want to remember the non-Jewish victims of Nazism, why must that come at the cost of the truth about the Jewish victims?the logical fallacies of the conspiracy theorists are so disgustingly stupid, it's hard to even argue with them.should we lie about the victims of 9/11 at the WTC because not enough attention was paid to the victims of the crash at the Pentagon? that makes about as much sense to me...People died at the pentagon, the blood ran in the hallways. therfore, only 12 or 13 people died in the WTC crash!!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:22:47 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    I fear your concept of truth.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:23:12 PM CDT

    huh? who even pays attention or looks for religious cermonies..

    by crazybubba

    on tv? catholics and baptists have their own cable channels by the way? In fact baptist have multiple channels.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:23:38 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Not exactly the same.

    by evilwizardglick

    Ok, if I take your point then why are there no Temple religious programs? Why is that limited to primetime?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:24:20 PM CDT

    it was not 6 million that died, it was 5,999,999

    by asimovlives

    THE NUMBER PROVES IT!!!! THE HOLOCAUST IS A FUCKING LIE!!!! A LIE!!!!!! FUCKING JEWS!!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:24:56 PM CDT

    sean bean, outstanding first post...

    by flickapoo

    ...am I really the first to pay my respects?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:25:00 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Truth hurts period.

    by evilwizardglick

    Truth is ugly and bursts all our bubbles.
    Ever see the BULLSHIT episode on Ghandi and Mother Theresa?
    That is MY concept, pure unadulterated ugly TRUTH!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:26:30 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    what the fuck are you talking about? you are rambling now. take a nap

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:26:46 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Why act silly?

    by evilwizardglick

    Obviously I'm not denying the Holocaust. I question how the Jews hijacked it. and I question why their numbers are so much more significant than anyone elses.
    Pretty fucking easy to grasp questions. So why do they have your panties in a bunch?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:27:37 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength. Top of your class.

    by evilwizardglick

    Man on man your parents must be so proud that you are of MENSA level intelligence.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:27:43 PM CDT

    FlickaPoo

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    very true. respect

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:28:03 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    you're starting from a point of "Jews control everything", and you are seeking to find any way to twist reality to show that over and over. but to what end? as the article you showed pointed out, what's the point? you are ignoring the fact that the ENTIRE REASON behind wanting to prove the Jews control Hollywood is that you want to prove the Jews control everything. because if you do that, it's more palatable to say that they lied about the holocaust. and more palatable to say that we should be fighting back against the Zionist imperialists! these are things you've already proven to yourself. but we are not coming from a place of fear and mistrust of Judaism, so we're not going to walk your path of tortured logic and fallacious arguments.these stupid straw man arguments and rhetorical questions are laughable to a 13 year old with any grasp of debate tactics. "is it wrong to seek out the truth? why are you saying it's wrong to look at the numbers again?"laughably stupid. you're not looking at numbers, you're not looking for truth. you're afraid jews, you think jews are taking over the world. everything else is you trying to dress it up nice to make it look reasonable and logical. but guess what? the emperor's got no clothes, kiddo.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:28:11 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    I live in Portugal. In my country, there is only televised CATHOLIC servives at sunday. It that because there's a conspiracy? No, it's because Cathlicism is the state religion, and the one adhered by 90% of the population. There's no persecution, just putting out the show that justify the numbers.If you think there is a lot of jewish religious programs in USA, that's because the USa has a big jewish population, the biggest outside Israel. And you know why? Because THE JEWS WERE ALMOST ALL KILLED IN EUROPE BY THE NAZIS DURING WWII. Before WWII, Poland and Germany had more jews then the USA. Nowdays, they can be counted by the hand. Take a fucking guess why.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:28:38 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    i repeat. what the fuck are you talking about?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:29:31 PM CDT

    Ghandi and Mother Theresa do not justify holocaust denying bulls

    by asimovlives

    Get your head straigh, man!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:30:38 PM CDT

    The jews control everything! Including my toilet!!

    by asimovlives

    The jews control how many times i can flush my toilet. Motherfuckers!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:30:46 PM CDT

    Oh, and by the way

    by badmrwonka

    I actually am in Mensa...before you start in on me. ;o)

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:31:09 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Kind of wrong aren't you.

    by evilwizardglick

    Counted on one hand? Please.
    Have you bothered to read that HAARETZ article?
    You might find it interesting.
    But you have not and will not because you think it is some STORMFRONT type bullshit.
    Unlike you I try to be objective and offer real examples.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:31:31 PM CDT

    They should make this...

    by orionsangels

    because they've only retold Anne Frank a million times. What's one more time? Zzzzz!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:31:49 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick & Aphex Twin

    by mr. nice gaius

    Both of you, do us all a favor - do some research on the actual studies done by various country organizations and research groups pertaining to the total number of Holocaust deaths. (You may even see some interesting facts/figures on Stalin's purges, etc.) I think you will find that the approximate 6 million figure is not just something that got pulled out of a hat.One should also keep in mind that the Nazi liquidation of the Jewish people was policy. So, as opposed to say killing soldiers or civilians who simply stood in their way of empire building, the Nazis effectively made the elimination of a particular group of people a matter of state business. Apart from the sheer butchery and inhumanity, that is probably what is most significant about that horrific event.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:32:12 PM CDT

    Starring Natalie Portman. No she's too old now

    by orionsangels

    She's playing soccer moms in movies now.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:32:32 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick just out of curiosity

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    what country or state do you live in?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:34:26 PM CDT

    Yep your are all so right.

    by evilwizardglick

    By the depth of your arguments and sources to support them I can see you all are right. Much in the same way the Chick on the organic food episode of BULLSHIT! was correct in her questioning of Bananas instead of organics.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:34:48 PM CDT

    Anne Frank 2 - This time it's not personal.

    by orionsangels

    Anne Frank super deluxe enhanced CG edition.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:35:46 PM CDT

    what country or state do you live in? address? phone number?

    by orionsangels

    I'd need to see some of ID and your social security as well.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:35:59 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick and Aphex Twin

    by asimovlives

    I'm going to give you a personal reason to feel insulted by you holocaust denier asses. I'm a Portuguese, from the south of my country Portugal. That means i have in my blood not just roman and celt blood, but also moor and jew. It's totally posible that at soem time in my past, a marrano, meaning, a jew forced to be converted to catholicism, counts as one of my forefathers soem centuries ago. This would be true for the vast majority of all the portugueses form the south.So, you cna bet your fucking ass that your holocaust denying bullshit strikes at the very core of my being and makes my blood boil with the fucking bulshit you are shooting out of your trapholes. Yeah, it's fucking personal! You fucking better think before you say anything else. Fucking ass, man!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:36:26 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    last time i checked there is no episode of "bullshit" that denies the holocaust happened.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:37:02 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by asimovlives

    EvilWizardGlick lives in LA LA LAND, at Unicorn Street.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:37:43 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by asimovlives

    The "Bullshit" episode would be about the holocaust deniers.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:38:07 PM CDT

    Orionsangels

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    your a little late to the party

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:38:37 PM CDT

    MNG

    by aphex twin

    Terrific idea sir. Already done. Compared to Stalin and the Japanese atrocities in China during WWII, Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:39:14 PM CDT

    Orionsangels

    by asimovlives

    As long as people like you exists, there is always justification to make movies about Anne Frank.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:39:14 PM CDT

    Mr. Nice Gaius, Finally.

    by evilwizardglick

    From what I understand neither the official Red Gross accounts of the times nor Churchills Biography mention six million.
    I do know a couple of the camps have revised their death tolls downwards.
    As I said I'm not questioning that the Holocaust existed. I'm questioning the amount killed and how the Jews hijacked the Holocaust.
    My Grandmother helped Jews escape from the Ukraine. She was underground.
    So the theft of the Holocaust seems ungrateful to people like her who risked their lives to save innocent lives.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:39:19 PM CDT

    AsimovLives

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    i think he might live in de Nile, in egypt. thats gold, baby!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:39:50 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    I've refuted a lot of your points directly, asked questions, made accusations...and you've ignored every one. every time you're on the hook to explain or justify something specifically, you go "Oh, you're all right, you're all so smart!!"man up. if you want to talk about this, answer questions, support your assertions, cite REAL evidence. that haaretz article was about Jewish influence in Hollywood. nothing to do with your denial of holocaust statistics.are you gonna pll another "oh you're all so smart" sarcastic blanket around yourself?or is that's all that's there in place of actual reasoned debate?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:41:59 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Can you even read English?

    by evilwizardglick

    I have made it clear what my position is. If you bothered to read my posts you would see it.
    I can only assume you use Babblefish to translate English to Portuguese. Because you seem to miss the point completely and no one is that stupid.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:42:56 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    Two wrongs do not make a right. Milluiosn of jews died. Millions of ukranian died. Millions of chinese died. Millions of communists at the hands of the nazis died. Millions of polish died. Millions of germans died. It's all bad! All bad! Get over the fact if the jews think what happened to their people needs to be know. Make your prople's own genocide knows as well, for it's own sake,a dn leave all that "the jews stole our thunder" bullshit. what does the massacres of the ukranians have anything to do with the massacre of the jews? If anything, instead of feeling jealous of the jews, you should feel solidary, which is not what you are showing. That's why you have a humanism deficit. Get over it!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:43:44 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    fuck, you dare reference douglas adams! now i feel dirty and need to throw away my copy of the hitchhikers guide. mr. adams is spinning in his grave!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:43:57 PM CDT

    BadMrWonka, Article in reply to Hollywood.

    by evilwizardglick

    Yep the article was in reply to Jews having too much power in Hollywood.
    Could you not follow the topics discussed?
    Should I post slower for you?
    Would you like some cake? Wilford Brimley says they all want cake.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:45:16 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    My understanding of english is rather very good, thank you. I don't need any fucking online translator, thank you very much. The probem here is not my understanding of the english language, it's your personality and your system of bulslhit beliefs. Get fucking over it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:45:25 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength, You also want cake.

    by evilwizardglick

    Be careful or some one may trank you for your unnatural strength.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:45:53 PM CDT

    EWG, if the Jews control everything, why are you still talking?

    by yackbacker

    Shouldn't you have been carted off to Jew-friendly reprogramming school yet?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:46:15 PM CDT

    man, if we keep this up

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    we're going to make the "top talk-backs" list!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:46:21 PM CDT

    Oh dear...

    by mr. nice gaius

    Quote: "Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy."Quote: "...how the Jews hijacked the Holocaust."That is why you guys both fail."Red Gross"? Is that some sort of Freudian Slip, Glick? And why would Churchill's biography be a go-to source?! Seriously, try harder and dig deeper.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:46:36 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, So you are that dense then?

    by evilwizardglick

    Thank you for clarifying that. I'll go slower and be much more clearer with you now that I know of your difficulties.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:47:18 PM CDT

    Ok Asimov

    by aphex twin

    I'm sorry that your predecessors suffered under a tyrant. Pretty much everyone's ancestors at one point had to put up with being the 'unwanted one'. I am NOT denying that there was death, I am NOT denying wrongdoing on the part of the SS or German Army, I am NOT denying that concentration camps existed. I am however questioning the politics and the true nature of these camps. EvilWizardGlick is right, it was not just Jews put in these camps. Hitler at first just had a policy of forcing Jews to emigrate out of Germany, you can research this fact anywhere. Do I hate Nazis? You bet! But lets look at the bigger picture here. Us Jews were not the only victim, and it wasn't just Hitler and Germany causing the pain.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:47:38 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength

    by asimovlives

    Can you believe this guy? This is why there is so much nazism raising in the eastern europe, ironically, in both Russia and Ukraine. Small wonder that is happening there, with people thinking like this like this guy EvilWizardGlick. This people learned nothing from WWII. NOTHING!!! It insults me to my very core! Fucking ass, man!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:48:06 PM CDT

    Mr. Nice Gaius, Funny.

    by evilwizardglick

    Nice attempt at pop Psychology.
    Sadly the whole Hitler thing showed you for a liar.
    Silly of you really.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:48:46 PM CDT

    finally! some answers!!

    by badmrwonka

    although, completely spurious, of course.what biography of Churchill are you referring to?
    and whatever supposed inconsistencies in Red Cross statistics exist that are meant to prove that the numbers are wrong? guess where that comes from?http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=6279878
    http://ahmedismailibrahim.wordpress.com/2007/06/06/official-records-from-international-red-cross-prove-holocaust-was-a-fraud/
    according to these wackos, less than 300,000 Jews died. do you believe that?maybe you should stick with not answering, if that's the best you got.again, see my argument re: evolution and pebbles.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:49:30 PM CDT

    "was not just Jews put in these camps."

    by asimovlives

    STOP THE PRESS!!! News never known before in the history of the human race have been broken! "was not just Jews put in these camps". Who knew, hem? UNBELIEVABLE!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:49:32 PM CDT

    Liberal Etch-A-Sketch

    by immortal_fish

    In the next few days, there will be a pro-Palestinian TB where the Jews are maligned by the same people here who have their panties in a twist over holocaust deniers. How do you people manage to keep up with your own playbook?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:49:38 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, So asking questions equates with skinheads.

    by evilwizardglick

    Are you drunk?
    Fuck me you sure are stupid? I'm giving you an out so say you are drunk and will be smarter tommorrow.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:49:42 PM CDT

    "Sadly the whole Hitler thing showed you for a liar."

    by mr. nice gaius

    Explain this fucking sentence.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:51:20 PM CDT

    Aphex Twin, "us Jews"

    by yackbacker

    wouldn't have been murdered, along with many millions of others, were it NOT for Hitler's regime. If Hitler didn't start with the forced removal of Jews, there wouldn't have been a refugee crisis. During the Great Depression. Where everyone was hurting. Use your brain, kid. Hitler was likely the worst human being to ever live. I don't believe in the Devil, but if there is ever a doubt that there's true evil in this Universe, I direct you all to Hitler.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:51:38 PM CDT

    THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN

    by asimovlives

    BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I PREFER HISTORY TO HAVE HAPPEN IN MY FANTASY WORLD, FUCK REALITY!!!Ladies and gentlemen, an holocaust denier revisionist.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:55:16 PM CDT

    Next, we'll hear Anne Frank was illiterate, right?

    by yackbacker

    And she wasn't even Jewish, I'm sure EWG found a website that "proved" that fact too! If its on the internet, it's irrefutable, of course.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:55:24 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    I'd ratehr beunk then to have to suffer from your posts' insanity. In fact, i'm going to do just that and go to bed. Insanity shit like yours makes me despair for the species. NOTHING WAS LEARN!! NOTHING!!!And there's more to be a nazi then just having a skinhead. It's an idea, not a fashion acessory.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:58:03 PM CDT

    no subject

    by evilwizardglick

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps
    The two largest groups containing a very large amount of prisoners in the camps, both numbering in the millions, were Jews and the Soviet prisoners of war (POWs). Large numbers of Roma (or Gypsies), Poles, left of center political prisoners, homosexuals, people with disabilities, Jehovah's Witnesses, Catholic clergy, Eastern European intellectuals, and others—including common criminals. In addition, a small number of Western Allied POWs were sent to concentration camps for various reasons.[1] Western Allied POWs who were Jews, or whom the Nazis believed to be Jewish, were usually sent to ordinary POW camps; however, a small number were sent to concentration camps under antisemitic policies.
    Millions of prisoners died in the concentration camps through mistreatment, disease, starvation, overwork or were executed as unfit for labor. More than three million Jews died in them, usually in gas chambers, although many were killed in mass shootings and by other means.
    More than three million does not mean six million.
    http://books.google.com/books?id=2pO7IJIGuw4C&pg=PA38&lpg=PA38&dq=churchill+amount+jews+died&source=bl&ots=nHrEd9NWKR&sig=xUl3wSkyd_ny_0oINLpD3oza-HU&hl=en&ei=EkiDSuLpDKKCtgfd7oHQCg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6#v=onepage&q=&f=false
    A little matter of genocide
    By Ward Churchill
    Interesting read.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:58:17 PM CDT

    AsimovLives

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    i know. once an event is in the past it becomes fodder for the revisionists. sucks.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:58:51 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    easy question:the Red Cross "statistics" which you cited, deriving from StormWatch and other such sites, claim that less than 300,000 Jews died during the holocaust. do you believe this is an accurate number?if not, why mention it?and don't play the "ooh, I'll type slower" bullshit game with me. you want to debate, I'll debate. I'm not gonna be pushed one way or another by your middle school debate tactics. answer my question.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:58:55 PM CDT

    AsimovLives, Drunk and stupid.

    by evilwizardglick

    Stop it dude. You keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:59:07 PM CDT

    Being holocaust revisionist is to anti-establishment, LOLZ

    by asimovlives

    Being holocaust revisionist is to anti-establishment, totally like going agaisnt the Man, man! Being holocaust revisionist is so be freethinker dude, dude. It's so the RULEZ!!! Holocaust revisionist, fuck yeah!!!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 5:59:42 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by asimovlives

    Nice try, total fail.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:00:19 PM CDT

    Mel Gibson's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by skimn

    The little known nickname of sugartits given to Anne...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:00:34 PM CDT

    BadMrWonka, Where did I cite STORMWATCH?

    by evilwizardglick

    Please show me?
    But take your time to read the Ward Churchill snippets. I couldn't copy what I wanted. Very interesting work.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:00:41 PM CDT

    Not Swank, Hilary DUFF

    by domi'sinnerchild

    "Nazis' Suck". For whatever reason, that's still one of my favorite Robot Chick bits.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:01:13 PM CDT

    wikipedia

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    the last refuge of the scoundrel...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:01:41 PM CDT

    AsimovLives. Hahaha.

    by evilwizardglick

    You are so silly. Next you will cry then pee yourself in bed.
    I haven't been that drunk in years.
    And never that stupid.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:02:55 PM CDT

    Nerd_Rage_Retard_Strength, Give it up.

    by evilwizardglick

    At least Badwonka tries.
    Sure he may attempt to conflate the real with the fictitious.
    But he tries.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:03:27 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    you, of course, didn't actually cite any specific statistics. you just mentioned vaguely "red cross innacuracies" or something to that effect. well, I looked around, and the only reference to ANYTHING of that nature seems to all originate with StormWatch and a few other such sites. all of these sites have the same less than 300,000 I mentioned.so where did YOU get it, if not these sites? you mentioned it, the onus is on you to cite where you got it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:06:10 PM CDT

    ...on a separate but slighty related note...that...

    by flickapoo

    ...Bull Goose Loony Right Wing poster of Obama with a JOKER face and a hammer and sickle on his forehead is cool as hell. Total bullshit, but that face is badass...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:08:08 PM CDT

    BadMrWonka, Much better.

    by evilwizardglick

    As I said I had read. I am on the fence about those sources as I have not personally read them.
    I have seen where camps have revised downwards.
    So if you start with 4 million killed in one camp then revise downward to 1.5 million killed, that should change the total.
    Why doesn't it?
    Like I said skim over that Ward Churchill book. Very interesting.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:09:43 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    I've read Churchill's book. it talks a lot about ther other groups hunted and killed by Nazis (which, as I pointed out before is a horrible tragedy) and nowhere in his book does he refute the claim of 5.5 -6 million Jews being killed. the quote you've taken out of context there is just part of a larger discussion on the issue.Ward Churchill's book, which I cannot believe you actually read, if you're quoting it to help your position (unless you are completely crazy), is a refutation of both the people like you, and the wackos you get your information from, all the while trying to distance yourself from them.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:12:11 PM CDT

    Guys, honestly who cares what EWG thinks?

    by yackbacker

    Debating him is only encouraging his behavior. If you don't talk to him, he's got no venue to preach. If people believe what he says, then that's their right. I fully endorse people being stupid. As a Jew, I can say it makes me excited to think of how I can manipulate them and take ALL OF THEIR FUCKING MONEY!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:14:35 PM CDT

    EvilWizardGlick

    by badmrwonka

    you dodged my question. I looked online, and the only mention of these supposedly innaccurate red cross statistics is on anti-semitic sites like the ones I mentioned before. did you find them there? if not, where? and if you've never actually read them at all, and they're just the product of anti-Semites, why did you mention them at all?your canoe's starting to take on water...you see when your whole strategy is to hop in here and reference some vague things, hoping no one will be smart enough or diligent enough to come back at you with refutations of your points and sources, you walk a fine line. someone might come along with a little bit of time on his hands, and who likes nothing more than proving you people wrong, and he'll make you look like a fool.I'd quit while you're behind, if I were you. I'm much smarter than you, but that's irrelevant. you're on the side of spurious facts and vague accusations, I'm on the side of provable evidence. you're not going to win this one.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:18:35 PM CDT

    we are falling into a trap

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    EvilWizardGlick has sucked us into a never ending pointless debate. his ideas and "facts" are complete bullshit. and we are wasting our time, running around in circles trying to convince him of the truth. don't fall for it. ignore him and he will go away (or get himself banned). well mr./mrs. glick, god bless and good night.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:20:05 PM CDT

    Geesh, gone for a few hours...

    by captain_kirk

    And the anti-Semite bashing party started without me. Anyone else left to pick on?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:22:17 PM CDT

    Conclusive Proof the Holocaust Never Happened

    by captain_kirk

    None of the prisoners in Stalag 13 were ever killed! In fact, none of them were Jewish! AND! Those NAZIS were actually Jewish! (All 3 if I'm not mistaken, ie John Banner, Werner Klemperer AND the fat guy who played their superior officer).

    Is this where Glick and A Spincter get their information?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:23:35 PM CDT

    Its being redone as a modern story

    by rkdn

    she's locked in a saferoom while neo-nazi skinheads rob and muder her family.
    she sends 'tweets' using her cellphone.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:25:29 PM CDT

    captain_kirk

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    eggzaktly

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:25:38 PM CDT

    Inglourious Basterds...

    by captain_kirk

    The only reason why people make such a stink over "numbers not matching" or "estimates being too high" is that they are trying to show some type of conspiracy and blame. It's purely anti-Semitic. There's no reason to question that the Holocause exists, they say, just that it was more like 6,000, not 6 million. Why are those damn Jews running the media not made more accountable?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:26:45 PM CDT

    p.s.

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    we made the "top talk back" list

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:27:29 PM CDT

    NERD RAGE

    by captain_kirk

    what's the top talk back list?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:29:05 PM CDT

    RKDN:

    by captain_kirk

    Jodie Foster as Anne Frank? Forrest Whittaker as the friendly neighborhood Nazi who ultimately converts?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:29:09 PM CDT

    captain_kirk

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    up on the right of this page. talk-backs with the most posts. we are number 2. no pun intended...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:29:58 PM CDT

    "ABH gentlemen, Always Be Hiding"

    by chuck_chuckwalla

  • Aug 12, 2009 6:30:54 PM CDT

    NeRD RAGE

    by captain_kirk

    You think we'd get these kind of numbers debating whether The Inquisition really involved grand musical numbers?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:32:06 PM CDT

    top talk back

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    we beat the ginger giants review of D9!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:33:14 PM CDT

    captain_kirk

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    if we had a guy like the evilwizard to debate with, then maybe...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:33:28 PM CDT

    "She's in the Attic!"

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    I agree, that's hilarious!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:35:57 PM CDT

    An icon of the holocaust wha???

    by carmillavondoom

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz....needs giant robots........etc. etc.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:36:15 PM CDT

    who would of thought

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    that all of us asshole aicn talkbackers could unite to beat down a couple of anti-semite basterds! we can change the world! fuck michael bay!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:44:39 PM CDT

    oh, he's not gone...

    by badmrwonka

    don't you know how these trolls work?he'll disappear for a while now that I've challenged him to actually debate this stuff.then, he'll come back later explaining away his absence. (unlike you guys, I actually have a life to attend to! that magically popped up right when I was getting reamed by BadMrWonka in the logic department...) then he'll go back to his vague accusations and unsubstantiated nonsense without answering any specific questions or giving ANY specific facts. then, when it comes down to crunch time again, he'll disappear again. rinse and repeat.nothing is more predictable than the talkback troll...except for maybe the conspiracy theorist being confronted with reason and logic...hell be back. I guarantee it. they can't stay away...

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:44:45 PM CDT

    nein! nein! nein!

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    i killed hitler and stole his brain

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:48:25 PM CDT

    i buried hitlers brain

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    next to michael jacksons. to keep him company

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  • Aug 12, 2009 6:52:47 PM CDT

    I think this movie will be good.

    by carl xvi gustaf

    Cause the talkback it's based on is very interesting.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 7:59:45 PM CDT

    She's got the same problem as Joan Of Arc...

    by burnhollywood

    NOBODY wants to pony up dollars to watch somebody who's brave but ultimately doomed. Only reason BRAVEHEART shook that rule is because nobody knew who William Wallace was when they paid for tickets.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:04:49 PM CDT

    The diary is a great work of fiction

    by felwithe

  • Aug 12, 2009 8:17:38 PM CDT

    BurnHollywood

    by badmrwonka

    you're right! that's why Apollo 13 bombed...and Titanic, and Milk, and The Assassination of Jesse James, etc. etc. and that's why Romeo and Juliet never caught on!!!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:48:26 PM CDT

    BadMrWonka

    by burnhollywood

    APOLLO 13...who fucking died? The capsule?
    TITANIC...survivors. Lots of 'em. Fiction treatment, too. Doesn't count.
    JESSE JAMES...James wasn't the protagonist, and like Wallace, Ford's demise wasn't well-known beforehand.
    ROMEO AND JULIET...fiction, Again, doesn't count. We're talking about historical figures here.
    I'll give you MILK. But it's one thing to be pointlessly shot and another to be burned alive or carted off to a Death Camp...lingering deaths in both cases. Nothing against Ms. Frank, but I wouldn't see it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:49:42 PM CDT

    The problem with these arguments

    by middleground

    The problem with these arguments, the back and forth, is that I think people have a hard time dealing with propaganda. So because their own internal truthometer goes off when someone uses a horrible event, holocaust 911, to justify bad behavior. As soon as an event takes place there are bad mo-fu's planning how to capitalize on it. Look at Iraq, Palistinian Terrorists, Israeli illegal settlements, they utilize the horrible events to justify their horrible actions. So I understand why people would believe that it is all lies. If I believe that the was in Iraq was unjust, the people who planned it and executed it are liars. And they are telling me Al-queda did it. Why would I believe it? I already think that they are liars.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 8:59:25 PM CDT

    My opinion about the numbers

    by middleground

    I'm not really sure how the holocaust numbers were figured but I have followed the Iraqi death toll numbers in the past. So it breaks down like this; In 2007-8 there was a study released saying that the Iraqi death toll was 500k to 1 million dead. But the administration only claimed to kill 70k or so. Because the 70k was the direct result of the Allied Forces bombings, shootings ect. The 500k-1 million number is the number of people who died because of the US overthrowing the Iraqi government. So if US never invaded then those 500 - 1 million people would probably be alive today.
    I would guess this is the same way they figured out the number of people dying in WWII. So were 6 million people killed by gas chambers, I would think not. But did millions of Jews die because of Nazi policies, yes. There's your holocaust.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:12:30 PM CDT

    still waiting for my nana to come back from vacation

    by six demon bag

    in poland you dumb motherfuckers. it happened..we have every right to "hijack" it..and the homosexuals, ukrainians, gypsies, et al can too...the point of the entire fucking story from the JEWS is to NEVER FORGET...that is why we keep bringing it up...it would be a dishonor to our friends, relatives, neighbors, nad countrymen. people were corraled into camps, forced to work, denied of the freedoms and rights and their dignity.none of you will ever hopefully be put in a situation where these things can happen to you, and if you feel blase or indifferent about it, take a hike to north korea..you'll change your fucking mind quick.if you question the facts of the holocaust and deny they never happened (does it matter if it was 5 million or 6), then i question whether or not you in fact have a soul.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:15:25 PM CDT

    6 million were probably not gassed...

    by six demon bag

    some died of starvation, disease, beatings, gunshots, bayonets...but they would have lived a lot longer had the nazis not taken power.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:36:14 PM CDT

    Evil Lizard-Dick

    by liberal_warrior

    You are a fukken motarded piece of dead zebra diarrhea.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:51:58 PM CDT

    Hitler never existed!

    by anonymoose

    There wasn't no holocaust neither! IT'S ALL UNTIED STATS PROPOGANDAS 2 ME. DONT TRUST DA GOVAMINT, GUYTH! Hurrff durrrrrfffff!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 9:52:05 PM CDT

    BurnHollywood

    by badmrwonka

    that's not the point. the point is that tragic figures can have fascinating stories. avoiding this, or any other film or play or novel or what have you, just because you know the tragic hero is going to die...well...that's a little simplistic, isn't it?I brought up Titanic because I honestly knew people who didn't want to see it because they already knew the boat was going to sink. that sounds dumb to me...and not going to see a film about Anne Frank because you know SHE'S going to die is, no offense, just a stupid sounding to me.and remember, I wasn't talking issue with you personally. you don't want to see it, it's your choice. but you made a claim about what people in general do and don't want. and you said this would fail because of it. well, the Diary of Anne Frank is one of the most popular and most often reprinted works of all time...and I'm pretty sure most people know she died, yeah?if that's your bag, then so be it. but as a theory about the general public, it holds no water.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:07:53 PM CDT

    Cause we always need more Holocaust movies!!!!!!

    by juansanchez

  • Aug 12, 2009 10:09:32 PM CDT

    I am a Flat Earther myself

    by anonymoose

    Which means I get the anger of family, friends, and complete strangers. But a lot of things don't add up about the 'round Earth'. I'm not here to argue one way or the other, but here's a webpage made up of various posts that give a strong argument that the Earth is flat.

    http://tinyurl.com/4b2js4

    Read with an open mind and shake off some naitivity.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:11:09 PM CDT

    Cause we always need more comic book movies!!!!

    by yackbacker

    Go get your fucking shine box, Juan.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:16:14 PM CDT

    no subject

    by water_shit_anderson

    I dont think they have made a violent or brutal enough holocaust movie. It would be terrible to watch, but maybe then people would finally get it.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:20:01 PM CDT

    Water_Shit, that's actually a funny handle

    by yackbacker

    Has Vern seen it yet?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:24:03 PM CDT

    i doubt it....i'm not a prolific enough

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug 12, 2009 10:24:21 PM CDT

    - that a

    by water_shit_anderson

  • Aug 12, 2009 10:25:57 PM CDT

    In this version of the story...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    spunky little Anne Frank has a child out of wedlock with her High School boyfriend. Will she give the child away? Or will she die of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp? Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material, sexual content and language.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:27:15 PM CDT

    Each And Every One Of Those 6 Million Jews...

    by buster00

    ..is still hiding in an attic somewhere in Amsterdam. This must NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:33:51 PM CDT

    i heard...

    by water_shit_anderson

    that before he filmed the fake moon landing, Kubrick staged all those fake piled body concentration camp pictures....cause he was into photography back then.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:35:17 PM CDT

    Thank You Six Demon Bag

    by captain_kirk

    Best said manner o fall.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:38:27 PM CDT

    Fuckin' Diary of Fuckin' Anne Frank...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    is fuckin' sad.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:42:09 PM CDT

    First prize is a brand new Cadillac Eldorado....

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're gassed.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:45:59 PM CDT

    All attics smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it..

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    ...this is the funnest I've had on the site in awhile.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 10:55:50 PM CDT

    Wow, I didn't realize there was so much controversy

    by iforgotabout19

    surrounding LEGOS. Gee-whiz!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:24:16 PM CDT

    Fail.

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

  • Aug 12, 2009 11:29:04 PM CDT

    Anne Frank is so cool that when she goes to sleep...

    by nasty in the pasty

    ...she kills Nazis!

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:38:53 PM CDT

    "Anyone who talks to that Nazi is a fucking Nazi"

    by dr lizardo

    So will this be the men-being-men Mamet version, or the everybody's-a-con Mamet version?

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:50:58 PM CDT

    ummm no thanks on this one

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    i really don't need some preachy leftie hollywood movie telling me that once again humans are bad guys. im tired of this stuff. i don't like messages in my holocaust movies. i just want to see jews splode.

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  • Aug 12, 2009 11:59:43 PM CDT

    You know what it takes to make an Anne Frank movie?...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    Brass Balls.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:25:47 AM CDT

    im not going to question the numbers on the

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    holocaust, what i will question is the fact that the holocaust is invoked anytime that somone is critical of the state of israel. i don't like watching holocaust movies because i find them to be tiresome and repetitive and an exercise in making americans feel great about a brief moment in history when they had a moral advantage on some mass murderers.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:30:06 AM CDT

    Oh, relax....

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    make some 'Glengarry Glennross' jokes and you'll feel better! Join the crowd! It's fun!!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:33:57 AM CDT

    Rising anti-semitism in Russia and Ukraine

    by superunknown85

    is primarily due to things like the Holodomor, the gulag system, and the atrocities of NKVD, the precursor to the KGB. The Holodomor was the horrific starvation and murder of 10 million ethnic Ukrainians by Lazar Kaganovich, Genrikh Yagoda, and other Stalinists, who were mainly Jewish. In addition, virtually all the heads of the NKVD and gulags were Jews. An unfortunate- and overlooked- fact of history.

    Google these: Holodomor, Lazar Kaganovich, Genrikh Yagoda, Nikolai Yezhov, NKVD, CHEKA, Lavrentiy Beria, and the Old Bolsheviks. The brilliant Nobel Prize-winning Russian writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn wrote extensively on Soviet crimes, in The Gulag Archipelago, and 200 Years Together. Some great books on the Holodomor include Harvest of Sorrow and Execution by Hunger.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:41:55 AM CDT

    http://melissamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/xzibit-anne-

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

  • Aug 13, 2009 12:42:31 AM CDT

    shit.

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

  • Aug 13, 2009 12:51:31 AM CDT

    what the hell is stormwatch?

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    i thought that was an image comic book in the late 90's

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:04:34 AM CDT

    Spartan was a cool movie

    by mattmanreturns

    Never been a huge Mamet fan, but I dug that one.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:13:47 AM CDT

    Movies about genocide

    by miyamoto_musashi

    The huge amount of movies about the genocide by the Nazis, compared to less movies about the genocide in russia, China or Africa (i.e. Rwanda) is this because the Western nations find this more compelling/interesting or because of the prevelance of Jews in Hollywood/Entertainment ? Or a combination of both ?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:17:25 AM CDT

    Another kind of Anne Frank

    by miyamoto_musashi

    Anne Frank, for years she hid from the Nazi's, once found and captured she was experimented on by evil Nazi scientists, injected with strange chemicals, limbs replaced by limbs from the deceased, eventually the experimentation killed her. However the next day Anne Frank rose from death, changed by the experiments, stronger than 10 men, skin as hard as steel and full of rage and vengance. She is going to make the Nazi's pay, she is Anne Frankenstein

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:36:24 AM CDT

    anne frank is an inspiration to all talkbackers

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    who just sit around the house for several years and then die from some disease.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:37:18 AM CDT

    Also, the Allies starved 9 million Germans to death after WW2

    by superunknown85

    Never heard of that? Of course not, they don't teach it, and the media ignores it. It was part of the Morgenthau Plan, enacted by Roosevelt and Eisenhower, to wipe Germany off the map as punishment. Germans only exist today because Herbert Hoover and Harry Truman reversed the plan.

    Here's a 300-page account of what happened:
    http://www.amazon.com/Crimes-Mercies-Civilians-Occupation-1944-1950/dp/0889225672/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

    This is similar to the Royal Navy's blockade of Germany after WWI, in which about 900,000 Germans were starved to death. That was actually one of the reasons why German nationalism became so powerful.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:52:33 AM CDT

    can we have a dedicated war crimes talkback?

    by martinlutherkrangjr

  • Aug 13, 2009 2:22:29 AM CDT

    Neil Jordan's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank is actually a man. And a vampyre. Who fought in the Irish Independence War. While he searched for a high class prostitute's girlfriend.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:24:07 AM CDT

    Oliver Stone's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    It's fucking Vietnam, man!!!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:24:50 AM CDT

    Francis Ford Coppola's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    The Nazis did Anne Frank a proposal she couldn't refuse.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:25:24 AM CDT

    Ridley Scott's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank is a replicant.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:26:56 AM CDT

    Tony Scott's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    The holocaust never looks glossier!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:42:16 AM CDT

    Anne and Annie...

    by mistere

    The remake should be a cross between the classic "Diary of Anne Franke", "Julie and Julia", "Jacob's Ladder", and the current Health Care debate in the U.S. of A. Conservative pundit Annie Coulter is wounded when a Birther/Deather meeting becomes violent, and she drifts between consciousness and a reality where she chronicles her valiant efforts to hide from Obama's Death Panels. Rush Limbaugh guest stars at Joseph Goebbels in a part reminiscent of Val Kilmer's Elvis in "True Romance".

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:00:18 AM CDT

    Ok, I don't want to jump into here BUT

    by continentalop

    I am going to point out one thing:
    People always say a movie about the holocaust is always Oscar Gold.
    Only one movie has ever won best picture that was about the Holocaust - Schindler's List. The Pianist won best director and was nominated, but it never won best picture. In fact, in the 60+ years since the end of WWII and the Holocaust there have only been four movies about the event ever nominated (Schindler's List, The Pianist, Diary of Anne Frank and Judgement at Nuremberg). Just four in 60+ years (or 4 out of 315; 1.27% of all movies nominated have been about the Holocaust since 1945).
    You may go back to you anti-semitic assertions that the Jews completely run Hollywood and the Media again. Thank you.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:05:55 AM CDT

    Whoops. I forgot the Reader.

    by continentalop

    Which makes it a whopping 5 out of 315 Best Picture Nominations that deal with the Holocaust.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:29:07 AM CDT

    On one hand...

    by sgt.steiner

    you have Mamet bashing Jews who aren't particularly religious as "self-loathing" and calling anyone who criticizes the Israeli government an "anti-semite". And then, on the other end, you have lunatics like AphexTwin and EvilGlickDildoWhateverthefuckhisnameis saying their disagreement about
    the Holocaust was a matter of numbers. What a bunch of assholes and lunatics. I sentence David Mamet to pull his head out of his ass and realize that criticizing Israel blowing up downtown Beirut over a kidnapping(to cite a particular instance) is not "anti-semitic". And those other two Holocaust-denying shitheads need to be sentenced to watch Alain Resnais's "Night and Fog". But. they'll probably continue to lend fodder to Mamet's conclusions by behaving like, say, Pat Buchanan(who was behind Bonzo going to Bittburg). Because, unfortunately, people like the some-time presidential candidate actually do oppose Israel because they are anti-semitic fucks, which makes it hard for the rest of who harbor legitimite criticism, as in the case of the war a couple years ago in Beirut.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:32:57 AM CDT

    Yes, Continentalop

    by sgt.steiner

    Good call. The masterpiece about Nazi illiterate pedophiles and the teenage boys who love them. A comedy classic. "She asked us to read to her!" GASP!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 4:00:37 AM CDT

    Good stuff AsimovLives

    by stalkeye

    However You left out; Martin Scorcese,Stephen Sommers,Ang Lee,Peter Jackson,etc.Funny shit regardless.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 4:08:31 AM CDT

    Paul Weasel Shit Anderson's Diary of Anne Frank

    by stalkeye

    In which Anne discovers that she has super abilities due to a Zyklon B outbreak.Her last objective is to defend the attic from Nazi Zombies!! Starring Baby Mama Milla JoHOvovich.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 4:20:42 AM CDT

    Jenna Jameson's Diary of Anne Skank

    by stalkeye

    Watch as "Annie" takes it up her fanny as she gets passed around like a Netflix rental.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:17:22 AM CDT

    Stalkeye

    by asimovlives

    All in good time.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:19:27 AM CDT

    Primo Levi once wrote:

    by asimovlives

    Primo Levi, himself an italian jew who survived the holocaust, once wrote:"One single Anne Frank moves us more than the countless others who suffered just as she did but whose faces have remained in the shadows. Perhaps it is better that way; if we were capable of taking in all the suffering of all those people, we would not be able to live".

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:23:43 AM CDT

    Primo Levi eventually comited suicide

    by asimovlives

    His survivor guilt overpowered him in the end, as he was obsessed with "the countless others [...]whose faces have remained in the shadows".

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:30:27 AM CDT

    anti-semantics.

    by geteveryone

  • Aug 13, 2009 5:45:25 AM CDT

    William Shakespeare's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With quotable monologues. Disliked by people who love blockbuster movies, because those are not suposed to be Shakespeare.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:46:22 AM CDT

    Homer's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With greek gods and bronze age angst.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:48:27 AM CDT

    Adolph Hitler's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Witch jew Anne Frank has her serpent claws chocking and corrupting the purity of Holy Germany and it's master race.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:52:14 AM CDT

    Tomas Alfredson's Diary Of Anne Frank AKA, Let The Jew One In

    by asimovlives

    Teen-looking vampyre Anne Frank befriends a psychopath-in-training lonely 12 years old kid.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:53:38 AM CDT

    David Fincher's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler are the same person.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:56:56 AM CDT

    Alfred Hitchcock's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank is accused of a crime she didn't comited: being jewish!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:00:27 AM CDT

    Akira Kurosawa's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank goes badass samurai on nazi's asses, while suffering profound japanese angst that reflects modern Japan loss of identity with it's past.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:01:10 AM CDT

    Continentalop -good points but

    by miyamoto_musashi

    There are a few more that have strong connections to the Holocaust like Sophie's Choice, and a ton of documentaries. Think there is an infamous comment from Spike Lee in regards to competing against holocaust films/documentaries.
    Its undeniable that as a topic in the last 60 years it has feautred prominently in both movies, tv and documentaries.
    The question for me, is why has it been much more prevelant than other genocides across the world in that time in media. Is it because Jews are prominent in the entertainment industry (not a criticism, seems quite normal to want to tell a story that means a lot to you), the amount of infomration has been more open compared to Russia or China, Western/European guilt, fascination with the Nazis, or most probably a combination of this and more.
    The guilt thing fascinates me and to that the way we in the west (I am from Australia) view Middle East. To simplify things I would say that my father's generation (60ish) viewed Jews as "good" and Arabs as "bad". Whereas my generation (30ish) and younger don't see things so black and white anymore. I wonder whether this is because the guilt is starting to disipate.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:03:51 AM CDT

    Park Chan-wook's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Frank kicks the shit out of hundreds of nazis in a thigh closed corridor armed with only an hammer. Buddhist moral angst optional.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:05:53 AM CDT

    Miyamoto_Musashi

    by asimovlives

    People are taking the holocaust for granted today.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:07:24 AM CDT

    Franz Kafka's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Anne Franks turns into a bug and tries to enter a castle but is always stoped by some burocratic bullshit.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:12:21 AM CDT

    Park Chan-wook's version

    by miyamoto_musashi

    is got to involve hooking up with someone who turns out to be her father

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:14:49 AM CDT

    Also...

    by disco_sucks

    in the current climate, if Hollywood made a big budget movie about 20th century mass atrocities committed by either the Chinese or Soviet governments it would cause an international incident. And that whole 'can't criticise the Israeli government because they'll invoke the holocaust' thing is a bullshit straw man argument. I've never seen the holocaust used as a justification for the Israeli government's aggressive actions, simply as evidence that there is historic mass anti-semitism which makes an Israeli state a necessity for Jews.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:21:35 AM CDT

    Asimov Lives re taking for granted

    by miyamoto_musashi

    Have no doubt people taking it for granted, look what has gone on in Africa in recent times and our response.
    But in terms of education, knowing what happened compare this genocide to what happened in Russia, China and Africa (still happening), which were all on a similar scale.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:39:10 AM CDT

    Miyamoto_Musashi

    by asimovlives

    Let me tell you that the chinese have not forgotten the 10 million people who got killed by the japanese during the japanese occupation of China in the 20s/30s and during WWII. They even made many movies about it, the most notorious being Men Behind the Sun and Black Sun: The Nanking Massacre, which many consider to be two the most, if not the violent and brutal movies ever made in the history of cinema. You can bet the chinese never forgot and will not forget.From the 70s until he early 2000s, there was a grand scale holocaust which happened on East timur but which went mostly unnoticed by the west, specially because the perpretators, the Indonesian military and goverment, were the biggest allies of the USA and the west in Asian Far East. The indonesians killed 1/3rd of the tectum people of East Timor. 200,000 people of the 600,000 population before 1975 wrres sistematically and summary killed and executed for the smallest of transgressions. An attrocity which was started with the illegal invasion of East timor by Indonasia, qith the full support of the USA with Henry Kissinger's blessings. And yet, how many people in the the west know this? Those other holocausts, they might be little known outside the USA and the west, but the people who suffered them, they don't forget.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:59:52 AM CDT

    My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

    by kevin_costners_recycled_piss

    He got drunk one night and fell out of a guard tower.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 7:14:14 AM CDT

    The problem with people like Kabong

    by hst666

    Is they are perfectly comfortable making wild remarks and then act like everyone should know what they know without providing one link or source.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 7:18:07 AM CDT

    My Grandfather

    by papa lazaru

    My Grandfather died in a concentration camp .
    He fell out of a watchtower .

    I kid . I kid.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 7:20:01 AM CDT

    Shit

    by papa lazaru

  • Aug 13, 2009 7:34:53 AM CDT

    So the grandfather who fell from a concentration camp watchtower

    by asimovlives

    is already a well know joke.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 7:36:46 AM CDT

    Woody Allen's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    With 100% more newyorker jewish angst. Soundtrack provided by Allen's own vintage vinyl records 1920s jazz collection.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 7:37:20 AM CDT

    James Whales' Diary Of Anne Frankenstein

    by asimovlives

  • Aug 13, 2009 8:11:40 AM CDT

    Ingmar Bergman's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Even more depressing and gloomy then the real thing.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:12:43 AM CDT

    Anne Frank is fake

    by dioxholster

    she never existed, everyone knows it. have you guys ever heard of fiction?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:13:16 AM CDT

    Fell Along The Watchtower

    by asimovlives

    The ballad of a concentration camp guard.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:14:02 AM CDT

    dioxholster

    by asimovlives

    You are a piece of fiction.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:18:23 AM CDT

    Mamet will try and be an artist with this one

    by alienindisguise

    and no one will talk for 3 hours...it'll just be Anne writing in her diary for the whole movie.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:29:58 AM CDT

    holocausts arent fun

    by dioxholster

    not even for a movie. total downers

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:50:38 AM CDT

    David Mamet's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Joe Mantegna as Anne Frank.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 8:57:21 AM CDT

    Anne Frank was used to justify killing Palestinians

    by dioxholster

    and its not even real

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  • Aug 13, 2009 9:02:32 AM CDT

    Anne Frank was ugly kid

    by dioxholster

    serious uglo by any standard.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 9:03:15 AM CDT

    This. Will. Be. Good. Uh...yes.

    by jshanw

    Unless. Master. Mamet's...you know. Writing. Style. Get's...get's in. Yes. The way.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 9:22:01 AM CDT

    ANNE FRANK 2: ELECTRIC BOOGAJEW

    by zombieheathledger

    Too soon?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 9:31:30 AM CDT

    ANNE FRANK 3: Pole Dancing

    by dioxholster

  • Aug 13, 2009 9:44:28 AM CDT

    David Lynch's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    When things couldn't be going more wrong for Anne Frank, suddently things make a turn for the surreal and unexplainable. With rooms with red drapes.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 9:54:08 AM CDT

    Not this fairy tale again - will it include the fact that -

    by professor_monster

    - some pages of the original were written in BALL POINT PEN which was not readily used when this girl supposedly wrote this diary. It's been proven fake for years, but they hide that kind of information in things called books,

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  • Aug 13, 2009 9:59:02 AM CDT

    Dvid Lynch version has to have some hot girl on girl action

    by miyamoto_musashi

  • Aug 13, 2009 10:02:56 AM CDT

    David Cronenberg's The Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

    Anne is a television. The attic is a freeway. The family are department store mannequins. The nazis are gooey insectoid muppets. The diary is a metaphor.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:10:27 AM CDT

    The Diary of Annie

    by royston lodge

    "The sun'll come out tomorroooooow!"
    "Wanna bet?"

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:17:11 AM CDT

    Professor_Monster

    by asimovlives

    All that "Anne Frank Diary Fraud" bullshit has been systematically debunked since the 60s. Only idiots still belive that bullshit. Wake the fuck up! It happened, it's real.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:17:29 AM CDT

    Yakof Smirnoff's The Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

    In Soviet Russia, the Nazi soldiers hide YOU!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:18:20 AM CDT

    Jerry Seinfeld's The Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

    What's the deal with attics anyways?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:19:54 AM CDT

    Kevin Smith's The Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

  • Aug 13, 2009 10:20:20 AM CDT

    Megan Fox as Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    Scarlett Johansson as a lesbian Ilse-type female concentration camp guard. 90% of the movie screentime devoted to highly detailed lesbian sex.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:22:20 AM CDT

    Oliver Stone's The Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

    Neil Armstrong writes the diary to kill time during breaks from filming the Apollo landing in a sound studio in Nevada.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:24:09 AM CDT

    Snopes.com's The Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

    Unconfirmed.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:24:50 AM CDT

    lesbian sex is overrated

    by dioxholster

    it doesnt finish!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:25:59 AM CDT

    NAZI ZOMBIES: The Diary of Anne Frank

    by dioxholster

  • Aug 13, 2009 10:26:24 AM CDT

    "Weird Al" Yankovic's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    The entire holocaust played as a joke. With parody songs.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:14:12 AM CDT

    Wow, what a bunch...

    by docpazuzu

    ...of drooling fucktards. The diary is fake? Holocaust numbers "don't add up?"

    I suppose my step-grandfather's stories of what he saw in a liberated camp were just lies or that the evidence had been "planted" there so he would go back home to America with tales of something that never happened.
    Or maybe since he wasn't in EVERY camp and counted every corpse and ash pile, his testimony doesn't count.

    Aphex Twin, people like you are complete wastes of everyone else's food and oxygen. Fuck off, you cretinous tool.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:15:31 AM CDT

    War is a SCAM

    by shogunshin

  • Aug 13, 2009 11:16:47 AM CDT

    How did Anne Frank write with a BALLPONT PEN???

    by shogunshin

  • Aug 13, 2009 11:22:05 AM CDT

    George Lucas' Diary of Anne Frank

    by zombieheathledger

    Hitler is Anne Frank's father.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:28:06 AM CDT

    Time Loop Paradox

    by scotsi

    Michael J Fox gave it to her.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:41:30 AM CDT

    shogunshin

    by mr. nice gaius

    What's that, zfisk?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 11:54:40 AM CDT

    dioxholster = Troll

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

  • Aug 13, 2009 11:55:57 AM CDT

    Stephen Kings diary of anne frank

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    She is killed by a giant cosmic spider at the end.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:18:01 PM CDT

    TYLER PERRY'S DIARY OF A MAD BLACK ANNE FRANK

    by bringingsexyback

    Nazi: "You vil come vit me to zee camps!!!"

    Black Anne: "Oh nooo honey. I don't think so!"

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:19:42 PM CDT

    NAZI: "WILL. YOU. GO. TO. LUNCH!!!!!"

    by bringingsexyback

    Anne: "Is there a kosher menu?"

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:22:44 PM CDT

    JAR JAR ABRAMS' DIARY OF ANNE FRANK

    by bringingsexyback

    Anne fell through one of the plot holes!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:24:33 PM CDT

    Stanley Kubrick's Diary of Anne Frank

    by royston lodge

    Long, long tracking shots in a tiny attic.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:27:26 PM CDT

    Traci Lords in "Anne Spank"

    by finky089

    that's for you BSB

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:30:44 PM CDT

    ANG LEE'S BROKEBACK ATTIC

    by bringingsexyback

    With Megan Fox as Anne Frank and ScarJo as herself.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:31:22 PM CDT

    THE DIARY OF ANNIE SPRINKLE

    by bringingsexyback

    Right back atcha Finky!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:35:24 PM CDT

    THE FRANK ULTIMATUM

    by bringingsexyback

    The Nazis heard the camera shaking!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:37:16 PM CDT

    PARK CHAN-WOOK'S DIARY OF ANNE FRANK KIM

    by bringingsexyback

    Nazi: "You're my daughter?!?"

    Anne: "You're my father??!?"

    *Both throw up*

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:39:56 PM CDT

    GEORGE ROMERO'S DIARY OF ANNE FRANK

    by bringingsexyback

    Same story, except the Nazis are zombies.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:42:43 PM CDT

    Kevin Smith's The Diary of Anne Frank Pt 2

    by royston lodge

    "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

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  • Aug 13, 2009 12:50:37 PM CDT

    DIABLO CODY'S BLOG OF ANNE FRANK

    by bringingsexyback

  • Aug 13, 2009 1:00:38 PM CDT

    ANNE ON WIRE

    by bringingsexyback

    Riveting account of how Anne walked to roof next door.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:02:54 PM CDT

    Miyazaki's Diary of Anne Frank

    by nerd_rage_retard_strength

    anne flies out of the attic window on the back of a dragon while her pet gerbil drops rocks on the nazis

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:07:48 PM CDT

    CLINT EASTWOOD'S DIARY OF DIRTY ANNE

    by bringingsexyback

    "Go ahead. Make my vey."

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:10:22 PM CDT

    HARRY POTTER AND THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK

    by bringingsexyback

    "Destructicus nazium!!"

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  • Aug 13, 2009 1:23:26 PM CDT

    DISTRICT NEIN

    by bringingsexyback

    Nazi: "Why are you here?"

    Anne: "We didn't mean to land here. We had no choice."

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:07:53 PM CDT

    NAZIS are good in bed

    by dioxholster

    which is why all your grandmas stunk

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:38:42 PM CDT

    Miyamoto Musashi

    by continentalop

    Why does America itself hold such a fascination with the Holocaust? I mean, while comics had a lot of jews in the early days (Stan Lee, Kirby, Ditko, Siegel, Shuster, Kane, etc) it had very few major Jewish talent from the Bronze Age on. YET you find more references to the Holocaust in the 70s and 80s than you ever did when Lee & Kirby were the face of Marvel; Neither John Byrne or Chris Claremont are Jewish, yet they made Magneto a jewish Holocaust survivor and had their own Nazi-like genocide story with Days of Future Past.
    The question isn't that Jews push the Holocaust story, the question is why does it resonate with so many non-Jewish people here in the States. And one of the big reasons is because it was the thing that made the Nazis completely evil and makes us without a doubt the good guys in WWII.
    Sure there has been a lot of other genocide, but none of them are tied to one of our greatest accomplishments. Hell one genocide, Rawanda, we don't want to hear about because it brings up the fact that we did nothing. At least with the Holocaust we can say we went out and fought the Nazis.
    And also, the Holocaust happened in Western Europe amongst an enlightened country; that also draws our attention. Their is a lot more similarities between us and Germany (especially back in the 40s) than there is between us and Turkey (who killed millions of Armenians). It is unfortunate but the truth is not all genocide are viewed as being equal. That is just human nature - we can relate more towards the Holocaust than we can to other atrocities.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:40:26 PM CDT

    BSB, I met Annie Sprinkle

    by stabby

    She was a guest speaker when I went to art school way back when. She was encouraging students to make sex tapes. This was before the internet. Part of her demo included a huge graphic of the Empire State Building and beside it the estimated number of inches of cock she sucked in her career. Needless to say, it was higher than the Empire State Building.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 2:58:19 PM CDT

    Continentalop

    by m2298

    Th reason that the comics (and other popular media) doenplayed the "Jewish angle" (including the Holocaust) was that until the late 1960s it was not fashionable to call attention to one's ethnicity. Hence, while Jack Kirby may have seen Ben Grimm as a tough Lower East Side Jew, it would not have been acceptable to publicly express this idea.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:06:03 PM CDT

    NAZI women are hot

    by dioxholster

    but people like Annie Sprinkle deserve to be slaughtered

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:14:21 PM CDT

    m2298

    by continentalop

    My point was that despite the fact you had more Jewish artist and writers in the 40s, 50s & 60s, it wasn't until the 70s or 80s that they started talking about the Holocaust. And a lot of them were not Jewish. So if it was a jewish media conspiracy to push the victim angle, why was it that the non-Jewish comic book creators felt compelled to comment on it? Because it wasn't a jewish issue - the Holocaust is a Western European issue. And is very much part of the American psyche since it is part of WWII.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:14:59 PM CDT

    German women are into freaky sex stuff

    by dioxholster

    seriously insane those germans.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:24:14 PM CDT

    BSB! Duuuuude! I'm guessing you didn't make it to the NYC D9

    by yackbacker

    I was there! With Rickey Henderson!!!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:25:59 PM CDT

    Continentalop--- are you german?

    by dioxholster

    can i come over?

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:38:03 PM CDT

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    by kevin_costners_recycled_piss

    The holocaust.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:41:00 PM CDT

    What's worse than finding out that your wife was a dude

    by dioxholster

    The holocaust.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:48:14 PM CDT

    YACK - WHAT UP?!

    by bringingsexyback

    I'm on vacation now ... you and Rickey caught D9? Awesome, did you like it? I'll only watch it on your rec, dude.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:49:57 PM CDT

    STABBY

    by bringingsexyback

    She could've saved herself a lot of work and just sucked Christian Bale's monument!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:51:19 PM CDT

    Roger Ebert shitted on D9

    by dioxholster

    said something about nigerian prostitutes servicing ugly aliens

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:52:43 PM CDT

    Christian Bale is a married man who is faithful to his wife

    by dioxholster

    how dare you diminish a man's reputation. btw BSB say hi to ur pretty wife for me.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:54:09 PM CDT

    YACK - DID YOU CATCH THE HURT LOCKER?

    by bringingsexyback

    Fuck me, that movie was intense. You have to see it. I also wanted to catch The Cove but the wife can't bring herself to watching Flipper get slaughtered. What a pussy.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 3:56:40 PM CDT

    OK DIOX

    by bringingsexyback

    You know she can only orgasm if I have Stargate playing. She's totally weirding on me.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 4:14:04 PM CDT

    BringingSexyBack

    by dioxholster

    what can i say, hot women dig stargate

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  • Aug 13, 2009 4:16:13 PM CDT

    "Listentomelistentomelistentome! Hide in the attic!"

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Aug 13, 2009 4:18:14 PM CDT

    If the characters talk in a noir-like manner, I'm leaving!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Aug 13, 2009 4:19:24 PM CDT

    "You vant to know my name? Fuck you! Dat is my name!"

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Aug 13, 2009 5:56:11 PM CDT

    I must have had about 6 million

    by iforgotabout19

    They're still buried under my bed.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 5:56:43 PM CDT

    Oops!

    by iforgotabout19

    Wrong one again!

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:57:59 PM CDT

    I would recommend D-9 but

    by yackbacker

    Don't go in expecting this genre-game-changing movie that some folks are claiming. It's a solid piece of entertainment with some shortcomings. But a definite recommend.
    I'm going to see HURT this week. I'm dying to see it. How's the vacation???

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  • Aug 13, 2009 6:59:27 PM CDT

    Oh yeah, THE COVE...

    by yackbacker

    I'm too much of a pussy to see that myself. Your wife and I are big fucking pussies.

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  • Aug 13, 2009 10:47:29 PM CDT

    Continentalop

    by miyamoto_musashi

    Good points as always.
    We (Allies in WW2), didn't prevent it, but came in and kicked the "bad" guys butt. Something we can be proud of to some extent.
    Whereas like you say Rwanda etc, lets pretend we didn't hear the name.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 3:00:00 AM CDT

    Robert Rodriguez's Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    At the very last minute, the Mariachi and Machette show up and save the day. By killing tonnes of nazis. Anne Frank passes the ammo.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 6:28:57 AM CDT

    FAREAL - CHILL OUT ON APHEX TWIN

    by bringingsexyback

    He's hardly your enemy. If you want to see some real anti-semitism you should read the rhetoric the Right is lobbing against Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel and Jews in general. They're growing more bloodthirsty by the minute.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 7:11:02 AM CDT

    YACKSTER

    by bringingsexyback

    Enjoy - Jeremy Renner is great, so are his two co-stars. We're sharing a house in the Hamptons, enjoying the ocean before sea levels rise and the place is under water in '12!

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  • Aug 14, 2009 7:20:10 AM CDT

    Everybody wants money.

    by garbage

    That's why it's called money.Does anybody know what this means? (It's from HEIST.) Ebert said it was one of the funniest lines Mamet ever wrote but refused to explain why.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 8:05:41 AM CDT

    BringingSexyBack

    by asimovlives

    The anti-semitism that lead to nazism started small enough too. As small as Aphex Twin's anti-semitism. I see history repeating itself all over again.

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  • Aug 14, 2009 8:13:41 AM CDT

    Stephen Sommers' Diary Of Anne Frank

    by asimovlives

    A lot of CGI stuff happens that nobody can really tell what the fuck is going on. Nights will be VERY BLUE. Anne Frank will be the lady hero of the story not because she wrote the book, but because she's brunette.

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  • Aug 15, 2009 10:47:03 AM CDT

    There are only two things I hate in this world...

    by kevin_costners_recycled_piss

    The first is anti-semitism and the second is Jewish people.

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