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The Dawn Treader From CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE... Looks Like...This??

Published at:  Aug 06, 2009 10:02:14 PM CDT


Merrick here...


NarniaFans and NarniaWeb have our first reputable look at the Dawn Treader boat from THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER.

The Dawn Treader pic below originates HERE - where you can find similar images as well as a better look at the whole boat. NarniaWeb also has some pics (including clearer looks at the Treader's hull profile) HERE.




I'm not terribly familiar with this book and can't speak to what this boat is supposed to look like...so this ship may be a slavishly faithful interpretation for all I know. But, somehow, I never considered that a vessel worthy of titular mention would look like one of those big swingy ship rides from a traveling carnival.




NARNIA 3 should arrive in theaters next year, under the direction of the sometimes great Michael Apted (who did not direct PRINCE CASPIAN, the series' second installment, despite IMDB's misattribution of credit).













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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:42:18 AM CDT

    It does look like a seaside fun ride.

    by brock landers baby

  • Aug 06, 2009 10:44:41 AM CDT

    Carnival ride...

    by sykoeent

  • Aug 06, 2009 10:45:48 AM CDT

    Actually...

    by sykoeent

    for all we know, this could just be the base coat or maybe even just a placement for the CG? I dunno. But I did like those films...

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:47:16 AM CDT

    The 3rd NARNIA better have Ewoks

    by yackbacker

    Or at least some chick high on coke wearing a metal bikini. These are my demands.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:47:57 AM CDT

    Theme Park ride?

    by thewaqman

    That shit looks so cheap.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:49:01 AM CDT

    Those ship rides should be outlawed.

    by hobocode

    Fucking got stuck on one for 3 hours once because the breaks went out. THREE HOURS.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:49:17 AM CDT

    Hahahaha...

    by marxeffect

    Looks fucking kak!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:51:41 AM CDT

    What's wrong with that?

    by son of a butch

    That is absolutely how the front of the Dawn Treader SHOULD look. Sheesh.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:53:54 AM CDT

    I thought they where not making anymore

    by erichaislar

  • Aug 06, 2009 10:54:38 AM CDT

    no subject

    by eyegore

    Merrick, did you ever hear of the vikings? Did you ever see a ship in a sinbad movie? How did you even get this job? Also, as you said yourself, you know nothing of how this ship is 'supposed' to look, yet you feel the need to bash it based only on a pic of it's awesome masthead? You shouldn't post drunk or retarded or whatever you were when you posted. Fail.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:56:05 AM CDT

    works for me

    by i am the most horrible

    I recall they could climb a ladder and peer out the dragon's mouth.
    Glad to hear this is moving forward.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:01:47 AM CDT

    Look right.

    by jrbarker

    I always pictured it as this wood carved and painted chinese/viking looking thing.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:02:19 AM CDT

    Terrible, terrible films

    by kwisatzhaderach

    The worst kind of corporate crap, bland, flat and totally risk-free. Avoid like the plague.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:03:05 AM CDT

    I didn't think they were doing Dawn Treader?

    by d.vader

    I thought bc Prince Caspian didn't make enough money, they were pulling the plug on the franchise? This is the first news we've heard of this project since that earlier statement.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:03:46 AM CDT

    please stop ass fucking C S Lewis

    by lead_sharp

  • Aug 06, 2009 11:07:33 AM CDT

    Wow! Huge amount of Narnia fans coming out of the woodwork...

    by marxeffect

    I think Merrick was refering to the fact that at this stage it does look like something you would find in a fair ground. I personally don't think its rustic enough. it's too 'clean'

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:07:50 AM CDT

    No longer Disney...

    by thebige

    Disney is not making this, but yes, the series is going forward, just lower budget. And that ship looks exactly like the drawing of the Dawn Treader on the cover of the paperback I had back in the late 70's, so I think it looks great! HoboNode, I'd love to hear that story of being stuck on that ride - sound hilarious!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:08:25 AM CDT

    It's fine.

    by minos7

    There are plenty of times you should keep your mouth shut, Merrick...criticizing the look of the Dawn Treader when you know nothing about it is a good candidate. Like most fools, you don't just speak when you have something to say, you speak when you have to say something.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:13:38 AM CDT

    It looks plastic, it should be metallic or wooden

    by thewaqman

    It would look cooler then. I swear I rode this shit with my nephew a few weeks ago.

    Reply to Talkback

  • ...the ones I grew up with in fact. Not great illustrations really, but I guess I'm OK with it since it's what I grew up with....and those painted medieval wood sculptures were usually pretty garish in real life...

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:18:53 AM CDT

    Once it's gone through color timing

    by morte_bea_arthur

    You'll never know it wasn't CG.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:19:11 AM CDT

    Prince Caspian was visually one of the best Blu-Rays

    by stabby

    I've seen so far. The transfer and Picture quality were excellent. I'm not a fan of grain and I wish all Blu-Rays looked like Caspian.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:19:18 AM CDT

    That's actually a picture of Ron Jeremy's...

    by kravmaguffin

    penis from the porno equivalent of the Dawn Treader... The Anal Voyage of the Dawn TradeWhore...
    eol

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:22:03 AM CDT

    Poohflicka

    by quin the eskimo

    yeah, those old paperback covers. My thoughts to

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:23:12 AM CDT

    out of context

    by whiskey_dick

    I'm a huge fan of the books, thought The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe was acceptable and didn't get around to seeing Caspian. This set piece does look a bit carnival-y, but there are plenty of movie set pieces that would look kinda goofy sitting half-built in a sunny studio lot.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:23:37 AM CDT

    SO IT LOOKS LIKE MY PENIS A.K.A. THE HAMMER OF GOD?

    by carlthormark1978

  • Aug 06, 2009 11:32:47 AM CDT

    CarlThorMark1978...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    They do make ointments for venereal diseases like that. Yikes!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:36:18 AM CDT

    I don't know any of the details, but

    by guy gaduois

    I think Merrick acted stupidly.
    Can I be president now? I've also organized by nephew's pop warner team. Well, technically only the defense. And, technically only the linebackers.

    To the post above, the Dawn Treader was a 'new' ship, built and commissioned for this specific journey to find the seven lost Lords of Narnia. So it won't look rustic, it's a newly constructed ship.
    I'm worried that by the time they get through to the Last Battle, Peter will be wearing a toupee. It's like the Potter movies; at some point the stars are going to look a bit old. Which may be why Emmanuel Lewis should always/only star in movies with a main character that's a kid.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:42:04 AM CDT

    whatchu talkin' 'bout, Voldemort?

    by whiskey_dick

    Hahahaha...I know that guy isn't the same as Emmanuel Lewis.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:46:42 AM CDT

    Yes, actually, that is PRECISELY what it is supposed to look lik

    by revenge_of_fett

    CS Lewis had pictures in the book of the ship, and that's EXACTLY what it looks like. The fact that a carnival ride is ALSO based on a Viking ship....is somehow troubling? Fucking hell!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:46:43 AM CDT

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    by trannyformers_apologist

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:04:20 PM CDT

    Eyegore

    by chiahead

    "But, somehow, I never considered that a vessel worthy of titular mention would look like one of those big swingy ship rides from a traveling carnival."

    Where in this do you read anywhere that he thinks it looks like ass? I think you would do well to not project your own interpretations on something that is, regardless of Merrick's PERSONAL feelings, solid objective reporting.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:05:44 PM CDT

    Trannyformers_Apologist

    by quin the eskimo

    thanks for making me laugh

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:07:06 PM CDT

    oh and Merrick,

    by chiahead

    that's pretty much how it's supposed to look. There are certainly cooler interpretations of the description on some paperbacks, but by and large it's usually that shade of green with that frilly ecoutrement. (SP?) But in the context (three years after the previous film takes place, and the first and only ship in the New Narnian navy) it's sort of understandable that it looks... well, like ass.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:35:12 PM CDT

    Is that a dilophosaurus?

    by panicdawg

    Nedry, look out!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:38:06 PM CDT

    actually not too inauthentic ....

    by berserkrl

    Here's the original Pauline Baynes cover illustration:
    http://sundogvoyages.com/ip/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dawn_treader.jpg
    And here it is tinyurl'd:

    http://tinyurl.com/na38t4

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:39:52 PM CDT

    Admittedly, it does look a little too clean and new,

    by shut the fuck up donny

    but I suspect it's easier to take something new and roughen it up a bit, rather than design and paint it roughed up from the get-go.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:41:31 PM CDT

    I am the most horrible

    by gilderoy

    I misread your post as saying "I recall they could climb a ladder and pee out the dragon's mouth."

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:52:30 PM CDT

    Glad others are noticing Merrick's assholery. Though...

    by jacklucas

    he does support the upcoming best film of this generation.

    TRON LEGACY!! CHRISTMAS 2010!!!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:59:14 PM CDT

    One of those makes makes it look like . . .

    by royston lodge

    . . . the skiff from Return of the Jedi.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:02:05 PM CDT

    That thing looks hungry for dick

    by mattmanreturns

  • Aug 06, 2009 1:14:20 PM CDT

    you're right.

    by readyoufool

    CS Lewis modeled his description of the ship after an amusement park ride. You ignorant child.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:17:13 PM CDT

    Gilderoy

    by i am the most horrible

    I bet they did that too. They should have anyways.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:27:53 PM CDT

    Excited for more Reepicheep

    by d.vader

  • Aug 06, 2009 1:41:53 PM CDT

    Re: Reading Is Fundamental

    by armageddonproductions

    Soooooo ... I guess the quote from the actual C. S. Lewis novel that they post under the pics in the link you gave us didn't clue you in that the masthead was supposed to look like that? Or are we just pissing on Narnia movies now? You sound like the same dude who pissed all over THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE because Father Christmas showed up and handed out weapons. IT HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK!!!
    I hope they at least get to "The Silver Chair" like the BBC did, though I'm praying they make it to "The Magician's Nephew", which was easily the best one of the series (as well as the actual "first" Narnia novel, the one that explains and sets up everything).

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:43:20 PM CDT

    Is that why Apted got kicked off the DGA presidency?

    by proman1984

    He should go back to directing the UP series, this is a crappy project.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:46:32 PM CDT

    looks right

    by legokenobi

    and since the books predate these types of carnival rides, wouldn't it be more correct to say that the rides look like the ship? : P

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:49:05 PM CDT

    Baynes detail illustration of the DT:

    by dingbatty

    http://tinyurl.com/dawntreader1This one they better not fuck up, because it's everyone's favorite volume. Who am I kidding? They've already fucked up the first two.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:50:34 PM CDT

    Just too plastic looking

    by bah

    The design is fine; it's the material that screws it up

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:13:12 PM CDT

    Eh..

    by semen stains

    I thought they pulled the plug on this series? did another studio pick it up or am i imagining shit again?

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:18:59 PM CDT

    Clearly...

    by midgarddragon

    What you're looking out is unfinished and not what you'll see in the film or official publicity. If you were to post a shot of someone in a mocap suit then say, "Wha? Beowulf looks like this?" you'd sound just as retarded as you do here.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:19:46 PM CDT

    Asswipe...

    by midgarddragon

    "Who am I kidding? They've already fucked up the first two. "

    The second one was fine if a bit boring, the first one was brilliant so quit your whining you little piece of shit.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:25:30 PM CDT

    Shut the Fuck up Donny...

    by brundleflyboy

    Even though what you are saying makes total sense...I actually do that shit and you are right on the money...paint it new and then fuck it the fuck up...Donny!

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:35:00 PM CDT

    Didn't the second one bonb?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I thought they weren't going to do anymore after the second one bit the dust? Plus, it was shitty, too.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:43:18 PM CDT

    No Offense to the illiterates here

    by dr. boozehound

    But it looks quite like the illustration on the cover of the classic paperback edition of the Chronicles.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:45:07 PM CDT

    lockesleg, do you ever have anything positive

    by stabby

    to say? Just asking?

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:48:32 PM CDT

    Postive to say about the Narnia movies?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Aug 06, 2009 2:54:48 PM CDT

    Fair Enough

    by stabby

    Mr. Tumnus' got his eye on you, though.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 2:55:32 PM CDT

    retard

    by deathmetalbrian

    that's what it looks like if you weren't too fucking lazy to look up the book cover.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:00:58 PM CDT

    Why Not combine this with the "Parks & Recreation" Thread?

    by bobbyjoe

    We could have a sitcom where Louis CK plays CS Lewis, desperately trying to get funding to build a model of the Dawn Treader for a movie that may or may not happen. Hilarity ensues. And Amy Poehler could play the Debra Winger role from "Shadowlands" as CS Lewis' lover. Or, wait, do I mean Louis CK Lewis? or CS Louis CK? It begins to get really confusing...

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:06:31 PM CDT

    The snow looked pretty

    by lockesbrokenleg

    There's a positive comment.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:21:16 PM CDT

    HAHA, shit, it made me laugh

    by turketron_2

    I didn't expect to see something that looked that retarded upon clicking this talkback. A bunch of TB'ers kept me going too. Fucking meow mix hahahaaaa

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:22:12 PM CDT

    it looks like The Chronic (what!) les of Narnia

    by turketron_2

    Jizzed in my pants.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:26:59 PM CDT

    everybody needs to calm down already

    by billboefett

    Don't try to guess too much about the quality of the movie based on this. Comeon... the thing is going to be mostly submerged. Chill the fuck out.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:37:45 PM CDT

    Christian appology for childreen turned into an amusement park

    by asimovlives

    Something tells me that C.S. Lewis wouldn't had found that too amusing.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:38:19 PM CDT

    I really thought they said they were done with these

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Are people REALLY looking forward to seeing a third one?

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:39:28 PM CDT

    Michael Apted

    by asimovlives

    He directed Gorky Park, Gorrilas In The Mist and the first two episodes of Rome, all stuff i have enoyed quite a lot. The guy is alright by me.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:41:24 PM CDT

    What the fuck...it works.

    by burnhollywood

    About the most I can say is they should have made it look a little more rustic and "woody", but it 'sokay.
    It's just the Goddamn boat. It's the story that rocks.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:41:25 PM CDT

    I Rather see Jack Black in "the Screwtape Letters."

    by cookylamoo

    Lewis's best book by far.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:46:56 PM CDT

    cookylamoo

    by burnhollywood

    Black as Wormwood...that would totally work. Given how sketchy the book is, there's a lot of opportunity for a good screenwriter.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:56:05 PM CDT

    Prince Caspian was great IMO

    by performingmonkey

    It took the most boring book and made it into something in-depth and brilliant. I loved the look of the movie, the Telmarines being Mediterranean, the excellent castle siege sequence (one of the best sequences of that nature I've ever seen, even if it does feature teens and talking mice! Actually, the mouse part was really cool, the little part where they're avoiding the sleeping cat, and Eddie Izzard as the voice of Reepicheep was genius casting!). I hope Dawn Treader keeps up the quality level, even though they will have less money to play with. I bet they don't go for as dark a look and tone as Caspian because the execs probably think that's what turned audiences off (when it obviously had nothing to do with the SHIT release scheduling and lack of promotion from Disney). The girl who plays Lucy (only Lucy and Edmund are in this one, the two older kids don't come back) is growing into a great actress. She's like a young Kate Winslet or something, I firmly believe she's a future top star. PLEASE don't let this be the last Narnia movie because The Silver Chair is my favourite and they will make that next.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 3:57:33 PM CDT

    Prince Caspa

    by asimovlives

  • Aug 06, 2009 4:01:34 PM CDT

    Lockesbrokenleg

    by em_tee_em

    Disney isn't making any more Narnia films, but Walden Media is continuing with the series with I believe Warners taking over for Disney.And yes... I am looking forward to another one. I enjoyed the first one. Didn't love it, but definitely enjoyed it. The second one was kind of eh, but as as someone mentoned above book 3 is most people's favorite book and I'm lookng forward to seeing what they can do. It's a new director too with Apted taking over for Admenson or however it's spelled. Of course other than the Up documentary series I don't exactly love a lot of Apted's work, but I'm willing to wait and see.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 4:02:37 PM CDT

    That's accurate

    by darthvedder81

    At least according to descriptions in the book and Pauline Baynes original illustrations. The mast head is probably fresh out of the mold. I'd expect them to weather it some for the finished film.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 4:12:14 PM CDT

    Fox picked up the series.

    by revenge_of_fett

    I would have thought that was common knowledge on a movie site. Did you hear Sony stopped making Hellboy movies after the first one? *roll eyes*

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  • Aug 06, 2009 4:16:57 PM CDT

    Well I didn't know. All I heard was that they dropped them

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Aug 06, 2009 4:28:47 PM CDT

    as a deep down Lewis fan I say ....

    by madcanada

    "Dawn Treader" is the most haunting, gorgeous book in the Narnia series and I'd love to see them nail it. If they mess it up, I will never forgive them.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 4:54:35 PM CDT

    I thought Prince Caspian was amazing...

    by the_ritty

    butt hat's what you get for relasing a 2 hour plus kids movie... It reminded me of willow a bit...the scene with the WW's return ws freakin AWESOME...didn't care for Lionee, With & The Wardrobe though, I liked the BBC version better...glad to hear they're making the third...

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  • Aug 06, 2009 4:59:15 PM CDT

    How do we know that...

    by torpor_haze

    they won't use this as an actual carnival ride that transitions the kids to Narnia when "Dawn Treader" is on high seas.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 5:00:33 PM CDT

    cool looking.

    by ironic_name

  • Aug 06, 2009 6:23:47 PM CDT

    The kids of Narnia suck ass

    by alienindisguise

    The girls look piggy and the guys are total fags and can't act for shit.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 6:30:24 PM CDT

    That looks like the Dawn Treader

    by atomica

    And a fairly accurate interpretation at that. This movie series seems to improve with each episode. I hope they get to do Last Battle. :D

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  • Aug 06, 2009 7:18:29 PM CDT

    FAILBOAT

    by galactic

    Looks like shit.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 7:22:35 PM CDT

    I'm glad they got this out of development hell so quick

    by mockingbuddha

    It's not the best thing in the world but it's solid and well made. Plus, Prince Caspian gave me an opportunity to teach my kids the difference between a rout and an ordered retreat. Also they got to learn what flanking is, and how a small, seemingly inconsequential event can disastrously affect the outcome of a major battle. Soon my kids will take over a certain country to our north and set me up in luxury. Sweet. Plus it's two of the few times I've thought the movies were better than the books, which never impressed me much.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 7:32:20 PM CDT

    Also, Reepachee's Theme

    by mockingbuddha

    I love the little musical cues that play during the castle siege when Reepache is on screen. It kind of reminded me of the soundtrack from The Untouchables. I really liked it, and they only played it twice, which I thought was pretty cool. I like songs and music that leave you wanting more, and I hate it when some band or singer gets some stupid catchy melody, and then proceeds to repeat it 30 or 40 times during a song. Reepachee's Theme rocks.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 7:36:16 PM CDT

    Guy Gaduois: Last One

    by oldnewbie

    As I understand it, not all the books will be movies (unlike Potter). "Dawn Treader" is likely to be the last one. Unless it makes a billion dollars, that is, which is highly unlikely.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 7:47:50 PM CDT

    BBC version

    by berserkrl

    Around the 0:52-58 point, and again closer up at 1:17-1:25, in this video --

    http://tinyurl.com/2zvacj

    -- you can see how the Dawn Treader's prow looked in the BBC version

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  • Aug 06, 2009 8:53:41 PM CDT

    Same Narnia - One-Hundredth the Budget

    by thusspakespymunk

    That's what you're getting there - this new NARNIA will have a Syfy budget.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 9:09:39 PM CDT

    Oh, And Why CASPIAN Failed

    by thusspakespymunk

    They wanted to court Latino audiences so badly they transformed Caspian from an European kid of 12 with blond curly hair to a bland Latino, his race to Conquistadors, etc. Gave him a Latino accent and somehow decided to make everything about his race and culture inspired by Spanish - and it backfired. Plus, Caspian - one of the if not the most important character outside of Aslan in the books - was played by Ben Barnes, who just had NO charisma for the role whatsoever. THAT guy inspires the world? Not likely. Caspian's whole weight of the world was put on the shoulders of an actor who JUST could NOT cut it, who was burdened by the Latino-i-zation of the character and his culture ... and the whole thing was just a mess that killed the entire franchise for me. Wake me when they remake it.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:12:47 PM CDT

    ThusSpakeSpymunk

    by grammaton cleric binks

    Perhaps, but Conquistadors are from Spain, which last time I checked is in Europe. Was Caspian blond? I don't recall. It's been a while since I've read the book, and yeah, the age thing pissed me off. He should have been Edmund's age or younger, not a rival of Peter's for leadership. They bastardized the plot as well. They could redeem themselve with Dawn Treader, but I doubt that will happen.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:16:09 PM CDT

    ArmageddonProductions

    by grammaton cleric binks

    Damn straight about Santa Claus or rather Father Christmas giving weapons. It happened in the friggin' book, and was a major turning point.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:16:31 PM CDT

    Caspian failed

    by ebolamonkey

    because there is a misunderstanding out there that these books are children's books that don't deal with big issues like war and death and sacrifice and people dying because Aslan doesn't show up and save the day right away. It failed because it can't explain a complex Christian enigma in a way that parents are comfortable talking to their kids about. My kids wanted to know why Aslan didn't just show up and kick everybody's ass right away, and if your kid knows that Aslan is Jesus/God, that's not a real simple conversation.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 10:43:47 PM CDT

    That's how all ships looked back then

    by strokerx

  • Aug 06, 2009 10:45:48 PM CDT

    Caspian didn't fail

    by monkey butler

    It just didn't make "enough". $400 million worldwide is still a pretty decent amount.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 11:54:49 PM CDT

    Sigh

    by arteska

    Most props and sets look positively ridiculous and cheap when they aren't lit and staged as intended. Taking a swipe here like this is pretty juvenile.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 1:21:03 AM CDT

    Cheesy, plasticky, cynical, yeah: that's WALDEN all over.

    by sepulchrave

    That whole company makes soulless kiddy crap like Lionsgate makes mass-market torture porn.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 1:22:41 AM CDT

    Both the fiorst and second were tedious and unwatchable

    by sepulchrave

    and I LIKED the Narnia books as a child. I thought the film emphasised all the WRONG elements and above all else, offered a view of England and the English tailored to suit American perceptions. Twee, do you even know what TWEE means?

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  • Aug 07, 2009 1:38:12 AM CDT

    "I never read the book or know what the boat looks like"

    by theghostwholurks

    "but I think it's obvious that this boat acted... stupidly."Sigh... did you learn NOTHING from Obama's "teachable moment," Merrick??? Have another beer.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 2:25:57 AM CDT

    Merrick, why don't you try

    by dorkmanscott

    posting news about movies you know the first thing/actually care about?

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  • Aug 07, 2009 3:07:41 AM CDT

    I call this series The Twinks Of Narnia

    by reflecto

    Each film guarantees at least one viewing from me, especially with ultra-camp William Moseley.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 3:12:55 AM CDT

    why is everyone always on Lockesbrokenleg?

    by billboefett

    Seriously, its like 25 of you talkbackers got together and said "lets ride this guy for no reason in talkback for the next year". What did he do? I don't get it. Maybe its just 1 or 2 of you and it seems like more. Now, he may be an ass, but I've seen more of you guys riding him and attacking him than him being an ass.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 6:22:50 AM CDT

    Last I heard the movie had no financing.

    by cotton mcknight

    In fact I was looking around for information about it a few months ago. I don't really like the movies all that much, at least not enough to see more than once, but I was curious about what happened. Thanks for never telling us AICN!

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  • Aug 07, 2009 7:00:45 AM CDT

    BBC's Narnia >> Disney's Narnia. You know it to be true.

    by redjester

  • Aug 07, 2009 7:25:09 AM CDT

    BBC's Narnia >> Disney's Narnia?

    by berserkrl

    In someways, sure -- it was more faithful, on the whole. But it had some serious problems (even leaving aside special-effects issues). The Disney white witch is certainly better than the horribly-overacting BBC white witch.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 10:38:47 AM CDT

    BillboeFett

    by stabby

    Because, lockesleg never has anything good to say about anything and he seems to just always be playing the devil'sadvocate and taking the contrary position on every issue. And often his criticism only consists of little more than "this sucks." I was shocked that he didn't say that John Hughes sucks in the Eulogy talkback.

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  • Aug 07, 2009 12:16:08 PM CDT

    Re:"Not Enough Like The Books ..."

    by armageddonproductions

    Exactly what (or what wasn't) in the two NARNIA movies that was or wasn't in the books? Considering the Disney (and now, Warner's or whoever's) manifesto on those two were "Make them as much like LORD OF THE RINGS as possible!", I'd say both of them turned out pretty goddamn well, and I'm sure DAWN TREADER will be just as faithful to the book. And whoever said that making the Telmarines into Spainards was somehow courting the Mediterranean audience is waaaaay off-base -- I seem to remember them being described in the book as "swarthy" and "dark-haired". You think it's bad now, wait til they get to A HORSE AND HIS BOY and they start chopping away at those goddamn Arabs ...!

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  • Aug 09, 2009 5:45:49 AM CDT

    ArmageddonProductions

    by monkey butler

    Not just those goddamn Arabs, but their goddamn Heathen God too. Honestly, I'd pay to see a Walden-produced Last Battle just to see how they try (and fail at least as badly as the current two movies) to unChristianify that absolute shocker of an ending.

    Guess I'm pretty much alone in preferring Prince Caspian to TLTWATW. I know they tried to Lord of the Rings it up a bit more, but the novel was thinly and weakly plotted anyway, so I don't have much of a problem with that. The problem is that Walden are trying to have it both ways with the Aslan=God bit. On the one hand they don't want to scare away non-Christians by being as overt as Lewis was, but on the other hand taking out the Christian overtones (apparently Lewis didn't like people to call it an allegory just creates plot holes. As an atheist, I really don't have a problem with watching or reading something with a God figure in it, and I kinda doubt much of the potential Narnia audience would either.

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