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Titan Books & AICN Want To Give You One Of Five Copies Of G.I. JOE: MISSION DOSSIER!!

Published at:  Aug 05, 2009 7:25:48 PM CDT


Merrick here...


The G.I. JOE movies opens this weekend; really liked it myself (details HERE) and I can't wait to see what y'all think.

To get you ready for the film, AICN and Titan Books are giving you the chance to snag one of five copies of Titan's G.I. JOE: Mission Dossier.


I generally prefer to actually see a product before offering it to readers via contest. Alas, the forces of COBRA conspired to intercept the copy Titan sent for consideration - so I haven't actually looked through this thing yet.

However, I've been rather (to very) impressed with Titan's recent movie tie-ins...TERMINATOR SALVATION (HERE) and WATCHMEN (HERE)...so I feel reasonably comfortable offering up this JOE title for your esteemed consideration without having given it the once over.

According to my buddy at Titan, this publication contains:


-144 pages

- G.I. JOE Personnel Files on all your favourite heroes, including General
Hawk and Snake Eyes.

- Profiles on the G.I. JOE team's enemies, including the Baroness and Storm
Shadow.

- Cast and crew commentary on the making of this blockbuster movie.

- Details of the high tech equipment featured in the movie, including the
accelerator suit, vehicles and weaponry.

- Hundreds of full-color stills and production art!


So, what do you gotta do to get it? It's simple.


** Sometime between the time you read this and 11:59 PM CST USA on Sunday August 9, send an e-mail to me via the link below. You can enter twice a day for each of the contest's five days ( = 10 entries total).

** Include your name and mailing address in this e-mail. The address is to expedite prize shipment only and will be summarily discarded once book recipients are chosen. No spam, no mailing lists, etc.

** CONTEST IS OPEN TO INTERNATIONAL READERS!!!

** Be sure to send from an ACTIVE (and frequently checked) E-MAIL ACCOUNT. If I try to reach you & my message bounces back? I'll trash your win and move on to the next closest winning contestant I can reach.

** I've already pre-selected ONE time of day between today (Wednesday) and Sunday (five days, one copy awarded per day). The person who e-mails me at (or closest to) this time will receive a copy of the book. NOTE: I've been asked this before, so...for clarity...I'm using whatever time is stamped on the Yahoo mailing address established for this contest as the determiner. I'm in Central Time USA, so I guess that's a CST time stamp (?).

** The five recipients will be announced Monday morning.

** Titan will have your addresses in hand Monday morning & they've been kind enough to handle fulfillment in this contest. Books should be shipped very early next week. Probably, but not necessarily, Monday.

** As a general FYI, you should know that...due to the number and frequency of entries...recipients in past contests were sometimes selected by matters of seconds. Literally.



So now you know. And knowing...may or may not impact your victory in this game of random chance.


CLICK HERE TO HAIL!!!



There's a lot of bad-ass design in the film, so I'm thinking this book could be a lot of fun. If my copy arrives before contest's end, I'll UPDATE this article to let you know how it is.

You can find Titan's G.I. JOE Mission Dossier HERE, or learn more about it via Titan's site HERE.

Now deploy! Yoooooooooooooooo JOE!








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    Readers Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:38:53 PM CDT

    first?

    by hulkbuster

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:39:20 PM CDT

    oh my god i m first!

    by hulkbuster

    my life is complete!

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  • Aug 05, 2009 1:40:09 PM CDT

    holy crap I am now complete

    by hulkbuster

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:47:27 PM CDT

    4th??????

    by clonewars

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:48:38 PM CDT

    RE: PLANT

    by clonewars

    Place your sell out comments below...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:51:08 PM CDT

    REAL AMERICAN HERO!

    by trannyformers_apologist

    Yo Joe!
    He'll fight for freedom where ever there's trouble.
    GI Joe is there.

    It's GI Joe against Cobra the enemy
    Fighting to save the day.
    He never gives up.
    He's always there,
    Fighting for freedom over land and air

    GI Joe- A real American hero
    GI Joe is there

    GI Joe is the codename for American's daring, highly trained
    special mission force.
    It's purpose, to defend human freedom against Cobra-
    a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

    He never gives up.
    He'll stay til the fight's won.
    GI Joe will dare.

    GI Joe- A real American hero
    GI Joe

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:55:39 PM CDT

    Harry Knowles AICN GI JOE TV SPOT!

    by trannyformers_apologist



    http://tinyurl.com/naeght


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  • Aug 05, 2009 2:04:26 PM CDT

    In a month they won't be able to give these away

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Aug 05, 2009 2:20:22 PM CDT

    Well, atleast the Snake Eyes painting looks cool

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 05, 2009 2:25:46 PM CDT

    91% at Tomatometer

    by drompter

    11 fresh, 1 rotten. The news will either make you happy or dissapointed depending on whether you are a movie geek or an asshole.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 2:57:21 PM CDT

    I really do genuinely want to seet this movie

    by aliendragqueen

    but HARRY KNOWLES AND HIS INVESTORS GOTTA EAT

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 3:05:45 PM CDT

    Subject title doesn't matter I guess?

    by d.vader

  • Aug 05, 2009 3:34:42 PM CDT

    I just heard this isn't screening for critics.

    by burgundy82

    What are they afraid of? Doesn't anyone at that studio look at Rotten Tomatoes? Most of the reviews have been good so far.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 3:40:29 PM CDT

    I have been impressed by Titan Books' work

    by vern

    such as SEAGALOGY by Vern and I have reason to believe the upcoming YIPPY KY YAY MOVIEGOER by Vern is pretty good. But even before they were associated with a writer of that caliber they did an amazing coffee table book about all the Friday the 13th movies called CRYSTAL LAKE MEMORIES. If you're a fan of those movies it will crush your skull and cause an eyeball to pop out in 3-D.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 3:42:02 PM CDT

    I WANT THIS!

    by uberman

    For when I run out of wood and need to burn something on the fire.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 3:48:05 PM CDT

    Notice how . . .

    by the game master

    Notice how Snake-Eyes and Baroness are all the cover pics and posters? I assure you Duke and JarJar -- er, Wayans "RipCord" are the "stars" of this movie. The studio KNOWS they fucked up with Sommers, so they're highly publicizing Snake-Eyes and Baroness because they're the only two characters that actually look like they're supposed to. But once the movie stars, it will be all Puke and JarJar Wayans. Expect it. This "cool" marketing is just a ploy to get fans of REAL Joe stuff into the theaters to boost up their opening weekend gross. "Gross" is a good word to describe it. This entire movie and everything associated with it is a gross defamation of heroism. No advance screening for critics. What's that tell ya? The last time I remember that happening was eleven years ago with the "Avengers" (that godawful one Sean Connery was in).

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  • Aug 05, 2009 3:51:20 PM CDT

    so what about the remaining 3 copies

    by rkdn

    after the contest draws two entries?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 3:53:14 PM CDT

    lol it isn't screening for critics

    by rkdn

    but the TV promo quotes Harry Knowles 3 times.
    Aint it fail.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 4:11:59 PM CDT

    I can put this next to my "Waterworld" water bottle

    by thelordofhell

  • Aug 05, 2009 6:05:22 PM CDT

    Hey, AICN, love that you're giving away stuff...

    by shermdawg

    ...but y'all need to go back to art/short story/whatever entries instead of emails. I miss participating in, and seeing what other talkbackers came up with.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 6:29:05 PM CDT

    CAUSE I'M PROUD BIG LOB's AN AMERICAN.............

    by gibsonusa returns

    CAUSE I KNOW HE FIGHTS FOR ME

    AND I WONT FORGET THE MOVES HE MADE

    AND SET THE OTHER JOES FREE

    AND I GLADLY STAAAAND UP! NEXT TO HIM AND REMEMBER STILL TODAY

    CAUSE THERE AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAAAAND

    BIG LOB'S FROM USAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    (tear)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 6:32:50 PM CDT

    CAUSE THERE'S PRIDE IN EVERY AMERICAN'S HEART......

    by gibsonusa returns

    ...and it's time we stand and say-AAAAAAAAAAAY!

    CAUSE I'M PROUD BIG LOB's AN AMERICAN
    PLEASE PUT HIM IN PARTS TWO AND THREE...

    AND DON'T FORGET HIS NUMBER 14

    THAT'S WHERE HE GETS HIS ENERGY!

    AND I GLADLY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU

    AND WILL WATCH PART 1 THIS WEEK

    FROM FROM THIS POINT BIG LOB's THE WAAAAAAAAY...

    HE's FROM THE USAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 6:38:59 PM CDT

    I dont know...

    by gibsonusa returns

    ...why they made Duke and Ripcord look like that....

    If I was mkting I would be putting Snake Eyes and Baronness on everything too...

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  • Aug 05, 2009 7:33:11 PM CDT

    Vern, Now that's shameless plugging.

    by stalkeye

  • Aug 05, 2009 7:53:36 PM CDT

    Truth in advertising?

    by megabeth

    So let me get this straight.. all of the AIC honchos love the GI Joe movie.. and suddenly there is a paid advertisement on the AIC website. Hmmmmmm

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:30:39 PM CDT

    MA LOB is rootin for his boy's return to the big time.

    by gibsonusa returns

    Lets not let her down.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:41:02 PM CDT

    crickets chirping

    by gibsonusa returns

    somebody say something interesting!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 10:17:08 PM CDT

    uh...

    by count-graham

    wish they were making a "corps" movie instead!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 11:56:10 PM CDT

    I don't get it...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    where's the cool news?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 06, 2009 12:00:34 AM CDT

    Shameless

    by carl xvi gustaf

    Where did the Perfect Escape talkback go?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 06, 2009 12:00:50 AM CDT

    Gettaway?

    by carl xvi gustaf

  • Aug 06, 2009 12:07:25 AM CDT

    yes, yes Perfect Getaway.

    by carl xvi gustaf

    Didnt we have a talkback for that before? Let's talk here. What's the word on the acting of "Thor", is he in it enough to tell?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 06, 2009 1:43:58 AM CDT

    Carl

    by youngdog

    I asked the same thing in a couple of the other TBs - it was here when I last visited.Does anyone know if it was pulled for someone posting the ending? If so then why not just the Banhammer - or were they considered a king ding-a-ling around here or something and too big to ban.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 06, 2009 4:12:14 AM CDT

    Personally, I think everyone that...

    by playkins

    ...has been bitching about this movie in the other talkbacks should be automatically disqualified.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 4:14:51 AM CDT

    Perfect Getacash

    by carl xvi gustaf

    Getaway will soon get a much nicer review on this site.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 5:13:16 AM CDT

    Carl

    by youngdog

    Turns out Massi posted the review too early and broke an embargo so it had to be pulled - I have been assured it will reappear later though

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 06, 2009 5:27:15 AM CDT

    Youngdog

    by carl xvi gustaf

    great thanks. Not sure why I cared so much...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 06, 2009 11:12:42 AM CDT

    Playkins

    by megabeth

    That would be so sad if I was disqualified from winning a $2 comic book. How would I be able to continue living?

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  • Aug 06, 2009 12:25:39 PM CDT

    MegaBeth: It's principle.

    by playkins

    Personally, I would find it irritating if someone that had incessantly bitched about this movie were to win, no matter if it was $2 or $100.

    Besides, I don't think this is a $2 comic book.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 11, 2009 1:08:10 PM CDT

    Winners?

    by badstar

    Weren't the winners supposed to be announced yesterday morning? I want to win this book!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 12, 2009 3:36:35 AM CDT

    did i win? :)

    by rontan

    yes, badstar, you and me both! i want this book!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 12, 2009 2:54:12 PM CDT

    Playkins

    by megabeth

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