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Leonardo DiCaprio's Production Company & The Writer of ORPHAN Bring You...LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!?!?

Published at:  Aug 05, 2009 9:26:26 AM CDT


Merrick here...



Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way company is pulling together a "reimagining" of LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD with ORPHAN scriptwriter David Leslie Johnson.

The best-known version of the story -- in which a wolf disguises himself to fool a girl delivering food to her sick grandmother in the forest -- was published in the 19th century by the Brothers Grimm. Earlier oral versions of the tale, which date back to the Middle Ages, are far darker and sometimes involve a werewolf rather than a wolf; the first published version, by Charles Perrault, concludes with Red Riding Hood eaten by the wolf, with no happy ending.


...reveals Variety.

The project is not being set-up for Leo to star in.

This could work well enough, I suppose, although this interpretation might interest me more:



A LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD by way of Rob Zombie, or Michael Bay (not sure which the pic suggests more). You know you can imagine it...








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  • Aug 05, 2009 9:30:06 AM CDT

    .

    by talkbacker with no name

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:30:43 AM CDT

    you and me both, Merrick

    by talkbacker with no name

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:34:38 AM CDT

    Oh nothing at number 1

    by talkbacker with no name

    Didn't that happen with a sex pistols tune once?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:35:43 AM CDT

    This is still fertile ground...THE COMPANY OF WOLVES...

    by flickapoo

    ...is a favorite. I like SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR with Sigourney Weaver too.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:35:47 AM CDT

    tobey mcguire and the writer of the collector...

    by krod

    bring you THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:36:24 AM CDT

    Esther is 33

    by camerondiaz_zitbeard

    And this guy is getting more work? Please...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:37:22 AM CDT

    I can't get enough dark, dark fairy tales...

    by flickapoo

    ...I really wanted NO SUCH THING to be better than it was.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:40:40 AM CDT

    ...wait, isn't ORPHAN that movie out now that sucks...

    by flickapoo

    ... six week old deviled eggs with mayo? I was thinking of THE ORPHANAGE. Oh well.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 9:40:46 AM CDT

    Yes + Yes = Yes.

    by throughthebrokenwindowwithdancindelroyli

    Starring Thomas Jane as The Wolf's brother in law Lenny...in a John Boorman film!!!

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  • Aug 05, 2009 9:44:38 AM CDT

    In the original story the red referred to Ridinghood's period bl

    by shia_labeufs_christmas

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:44:49 AM CDT

    ood

    by shia_labeufs_christmas

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:48:19 AM CDT

    lots of updates this morning

    by stonedwriter88

    since an hour ago there's been like 5 new updates

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 9:54:51 AM CDT

    Well thats just odd

    by liljuniorbrown

    First the news story ,which isn't really cool, then the suggestion that'd we all enjoy beastiality porn. Speak for yourself man,i'm only into human chicks.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:01:50 AM CDT

    They already made this film...

    by badfishnbc

    It was called Freeway and it was OUTSTANDING.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:09:20 AM CDT

    Pic is more like the makers of G-Force

    by kikuchiyoboy

  • Aug 05, 2009 10:13:09 AM CDT

    Who are the ad wizards...

    by wampa 1

    ...that came up with this one?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Aug 05, 2009 10:21:12 AM CDT

    D. D. Lewis as the Wolf, Scarlet J as Red Hood

    by ricarleite2

    Set in the mid 1970s New York City. The wolf is actually a drug dealer. Hard R rated. THEN I might see it.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:26:03 AM CDT

    Freeway

    by gh0ulardi

    ..i can't believe nobody is gonna mention Matthew Bright's (the writer of Forbidden Zone) modern re-imagining of LRRH called "Freeway" starring Reese Witherspoon as Little Red Riding Hood and Kiefer Sutherland as The Big Bad Wolf.
    ..i consider it a cult classic in my own mind. it's also the movie that first made me take notice of Reese Witherspoon before she was a big star. (she has never been hotter than she was in this movie)
    i also believe the writer/director did a straight to video sequel but i never saw that one.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:26:36 AM CDT

    badfishnbc

    by gh0ulardi

    oh nice, good job you beat me!

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:26:39 AM CDT

    They should call it Freeway.

    by nosferatu man

  • Aug 05, 2009 10:32:21 AM CDT

    Nosferatu Man

    by gh0ulardi

    lololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololol.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:38:08 AM CDT

    I think this writer should have to include...

    by garbageman33

    33 year old dwarf prostitutes in every one of his scripts from here on out. Much like Ron Howard has to include his brother Clint.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:53:27 AM CDT

    Gh0ulardi

    by badfishnbc

    The Freeway sequel showed up on the premium cable channels... I saw Freeway 2 during the wee hours of the morning, and was tripped out to see Vincent Gallo as a cross-dressing version of the witch in what was apparently a Hansel and Gretel retelling. Very odd.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:55:51 AM CDT

    I don't about YOU guys, but...

    by orbots commander

    ...I'm looking forward to the porn version: RIDING RED'S LITTLE RED HOOD.

    Oh, the title possibilities...

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:59:13 AM CDT

    And you know...

    by orbots commander

    ...that both Red and Grandma know how to show their appreciation to the WOODsman.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:03:38 AM CDT

    Merrick what the hell is that photo

    by gh0ulardi

    that embedded pic looks like Eva Mendes in one of those Annie Leibovitz re-creations of storybook tales?

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:06:12 AM CDT

    Disturbing...

    by mr.ftw

    That the picture implies a romantic picnic with the Wolf and Red by showing the champagne bottle and it also implies sex by showning Red wearing the thigh highs. Beastiality... no thanks.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:07:48 AM CDT

    Orbots, you're on a roll

    by sodomy_joe_shitpants

    I just spray farted at your Woodsman comment.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:10:45 AM CDT

    badfishnbc

    by gh0ulardi

    ya kno it's weird the sheer amount of hansel and gretel retellings there are on late night cable and straight to video horror versions and they all suck shit. lol.

    the most recent one i caught was from 2002 and it had Delta Burke as the wicked stepmother and Howie Mandel as The Sandman if you can believe that. fuckin weird as hell...it was kind of a ripoff of Shrek's pop comedy style.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:11:27 AM CDT

    wasn't this

    by johnspartan

    just made a few years ago and called "The Village?" -- Might as well have been. Maybe grounding that movie as LRR would've made it a little more solid.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:17:06 AM CDT

    ...to the weirdos who have a "bestiality" problem with....

    by flickapoo

    ...with the photo: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD is all about sex. Every version. Always has been.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:28:39 AM CDT

    Wait the write of Orphan? I thought I read Orphanage...

    by spectrebeeyatch

    Orphan was hilarious. So this might have promise... If it i meant to be funny that is.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:39:47 AM CDT

    So it's about a Male HouseGuest or Live In Nurse

    by thepilgrim

    who takes care of the ill grandmother who is also a werewolf, a crossdresser, a hermaphrodite who had the wrong shit removed, and a serial killer. Shit will go single white female with a werewolf problem near the end thanks to a full moon. could be fun.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:42:53 AM CDT

    Mario Van Peebles Presents...

    by throughthebrokenwindowwithdancindelroyli

    BLACK GOLDILOCKS starring Cuba Gooding Jr. as Papa Bear

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:11:13 PM CDT

    into the woods

    by kitkats99

    Somebody needs to do a movie version of the musical Into the Woods and just get all the dirty dark fairy tales out of the way in one.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:14:12 PM CDT

    I could care less about the picture

    by liljuniorbrown

    And I could give two shits and a fuck about this or any other version of Little Red Ridding Hood or Cinderella or what ever they are remaking .

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:17:34 PM CDT

    Then STFU

    by dennismm

    liljuniorbrown. Why are you even in the thread? And it's COULDN'T give two shits and a fuck.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:24:40 PM CDT

    ORPHAN WAS FUCKING GREAT!

    by themcflyfarm

    Felt like movies they used to make in the early nineties, only more disturbing. Like a good cross between The Good Son and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. Go see it you jaded fucks.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:25:31 PM CDT

    Freeway was best Red Riding Hood movie

    by snowdogs

    Kiefer Sutherland and Reese Witherspoon in an incredibly fun movie. Rent it if you've never seen it.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:49:32 PM CDT

    Leo's Production Company...

    by thrillhouse77

    Is it ever going to actually extrude some sort of product? Right about now, they've got a dozen projects, and I haven't heard of any of them actually getting anywhere...

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:51:06 PM CDT

    "The project is not being set-up for Leo to star in"

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    Oh good. I was worried there for a sec...just had this image of Leo in a red dress and a really fake-looking wig. Well okay, then, I'm sure this project will be totally worthwhile and necessary now.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 12:58:29 PM CDT

    Interesting

    by aliendragqueen

    I wonder why Disney has never tackled Red Riding Hood, or Hansel and Gretel for that matter. Seems like good material to work with if they ever wanted to return to their glory days.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 1:04:39 PM CDT

    One word: FREEWAY.

    by cotton mcknight

    That movie was AWESOME. Little Red Riding Hood with Jack Bauer as the wolf and Reese Witherspoon as a trashy little red riding hood/juevenille delinquent? How can this movie possibly live up to that? It's the gold standard. In fact I'm pretty sure Jack will put Leo's head in a bowling back if he finds out about this.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 1:06:33 PM CDT

    Bowling bag, of course.

    by cotton mcknight

  • Aug 05, 2009 1:20:51 PM CDT

    Resse was hot...

    by starchildad

    in that movie with Paul Rudd when they had to go after that sex picture they sent to his ugly ass girlfriend across the US in college road trip movie shakakahn.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 1:45:32 PM CDT

    McFlyFarm

    by reckoner

    Agreed, ORPHAN was good. The twist worked! And that's a testament to how damn good that little girl was in the movie. She was convincing as hell as someone who could pull of being an angel in one scene and a total demon in the next. Good work by Fermiga and Saarsgard, too.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 2:12:34 PM CDT

    Call it "Hood" and have it star Snoop Dogg

    by fiester

    As a Cripp wearing red who ends up fighting racist werewolves with his granny in the inner city---you know you'd see that!

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  • Aug 05, 2009 2:13:04 PM CDT

    Maybe it's the Bloods that wear red.

    by fiester

    I don't really know my gang colors all that well. Sorry.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 2:18:00 PM CDT

    Just throwing out an opinion

    by liljuniorbrown

    Had no idea the fairytale and beastiality porn people were so sensitive. Sorry to offend.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 3:29:13 PM CDT

    Reckoner

    by themcflyfarm

    Agreed! The acting, especially by that little girl, elevated the film to another level.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 4:17:02 PM CDT

    spoiler alert

    by eats_sandwich_gets_laid.

    she dies in the end

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  • Aug 05, 2009 4:26:30 PM CDT

    Bloods wear red

    by alec.eiffel

    Snoop was (is?) a crip.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 4:41:50 PM CDT

    Remember that AICN meme.....

    by savagedave

    "The Olsen twins get raped by genetically engineered werewolves?" I'm reminded of that. Someone should google the original, not me of course. What do you think I am, some kind of deviant?

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  • Aug 05, 2009 5:08:42 PM CDT

    FIESTER

    by one_guy_from_andromeda_

    I'd pay serious cash to see "Hood"

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  • Aug 05, 2009 5:19:12 PM CDT

    one_guy_from_andromeda_

    by buzz_aldrin

    You stole my old nick and added a _ you fucker!!!

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  • Aug 05, 2009 5:19:44 PM CDT

    It won't be better than Jin-Roh.

    by polyh3dron

    You know it to be true.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 5:57:50 PM CDT

    Speaking of "Zombie"...watch this:

    by stonejackit

    http://tinyurl.com/m8uz6p

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  • Aug 05, 2009 6:12:00 PM CDT

    Anyone remember that Snow White film with Sigourney Weaver?

    by logan_1973

    Live action, adult-themed, probably rated at least PG. Good film. I love the idea of kids' stories being turned darker. This could work, and i'm still waiting for the film adaptation of Todd McFarlane's OZ sculptures.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 7:11:17 PM CDT

    Great, the guy who wrote Orphan?

    by tall_boy66

    A shitty writer for a shitty movie that nobody saw because the trailers looked so shitty.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 7:39:58 PM CDT

    Another "Reimagining"?

    by hypothesisspits

    Hopefully this script follows the darker aspects of the original story. I hope they cast a talented actor a la Serkis for the role of the wolf in lieu of doing a CGI heavy representation. Orphan was awesome.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 8:07:11 PM CDT

    Will only watch if...

    by pessimusgrime

    ...it involves the 19-year-old versions of Little Red, Cinderella, Snow White and Alice in a hair-pulling, dress-tearing catfight that ends in a mini-swimming pool of vegetable oil.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 8:39:20 PM CDT

    alice is a 44 year old primordal dwarf

    by birdy birdman

    named "Clancy Brown"

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:24:23 PM CDT

    haha I love how it says....

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    "The project is not being set-up for Leo to star in." Like we didn't already know that shit!

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  • Aug 05, 2009 10:26:08 PM CDT

    Remember the Golan Globus one with Craig T. Nelson?

    by anna valerious

    He kinda reminded me of Eddie Vedder... But I want to see some werewolves.

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  • Aug 05, 2009 11:44:20 PM CDT

    Its fairy tales being turned dark again,

    by bottombrick

    The originals weren't sugar coated Disney crap. First thing I thought of when I saw this was Freeway, I agree with the posters above it was excellent. Oliver Stone was on a fucking roll back in the day.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 5:32:47 AM CDT

    American McGee...

    by wookie_weed

    must be pissed.

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  • Aug 06, 2009 6:01:06 AM CDT

    I have to admit

    by themanwhocan

    The 'twist' in the orphan is unexpected to me at least. Not that I’ve watched it or ever intend to, (I got the plot synopsis of wikipedia, look, I’m bored in work okay!). But I’m sure any good writing was ruined by bad direction, editing, and acting, by the trailer at least it looks shite, horror for idots. In the hands of a good director, say Frank Darabont or even M.Night it could have been.. well good at least.
    Look I know I didn’t even see the movie, but I’ve seen to many crap movies this year already. As for checking the plot out on wikipedia , it’s a good way of purging my curiosity of ‘twist’ movies that I know are going to be shit ,but still have to know what the twist is without wasting my time sitting through yet another crapfest. I did it with Right at Your Door as well.
    Does anyone else do this? Anyone?

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  • Aug 06, 2009 6:12:48 AM CDT

    Best two takes on the fable were...

    by yeti

    "The Company of Wolves" in 1985 and the animated family flick "Hoodwinked"

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  • Aug 06, 2009 1:03:42 PM CDT

    ALREADY BEEN DONE AS A SHORT FILM

    by nealnz

    Check it out, it's been done already as a short film:

    http://tinyurl.com/nevsfu

    Also as someone said before, "Company of Wolves" has covered the same ground. But this short film does whole gamut of legends.

    Plus there was that other short film with Christina Ricci...

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  • Aug 06, 2009 9:03:40 PM CDT

    Flames On The Big Bad Wolf = Flames On Optimus Prime

    by markoohno

  • Aug 07, 2009 9:17:43 AM CDT

    Reimagine: Arnold Schwarzenegger as L'il Red Riding Hood

    by mrmysteryguest

    He'd ventilate the wolf and say something like: "I made da fur fly!"

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  • Aug 11, 2009 4:58:36 PM CDT

    Snooze

    by clever_aint_wise

    A reboot of a fairy tale, what a new and interesting idea. Call me when someone decides to make a movie out of Toby Barlow's Sharp Teeth. That is a werewolf movie I could get it up for.

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