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The Hot 12-Foot-Tall Blue Alien Girl Adorns New Hi-Rez AVATAR Poster!!
I am – Hercules!!
It looks like Jim Cameron, who masterminded “Aliens,” “The Abyss” and the first two “Terminator” movies, has a new movie coming out. I wasn’t crazy about “Titanic,” but apparently this one’s about a severely disabled human who decides he wants to bone a blue alien giantess, which strikes me as more fun.
The project’s new poster:
It hits U.S. cinemas Dec. 18. The peoples of France, Belgium and Egypt get to watch it two days earlier.
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.....?
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....are still in my head.
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Just felt like ruining someone's day
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That's what I get for stooping so low and trying in the first place...
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Anything? Or just more of the silent treatment.
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...have gone a bit let humanoid with the face, but that's still some pretty slick CG.
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You get the idea.
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Underwhelmed.
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Anyone see what's reflected in the eye?
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Doesn't return until some unspecified date this autumn; I'd expect the interview then, assuming the music at the EW party doesn't make the conversation unintelligible. I threw a couple teases up on Twitter the night I talked to Jackson & Doc if you want to seek those out.
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If someone else already came up with that joke, my apologies... first thing that popped into my mind.
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Because it looks different now. Lighter blue lighter green eyes?
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It seems like you guys are posting stories/rumors that are DAYS old on the net. Why not just skip it? The poster isn't a big deal, we've all seen the image, but why would you want to be last to the party? The site used to be all over fresh news. It's really gone downhill.
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...It's a catperson. Wow, that's fucking rad! Now I understand why there is so much hype!
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It won't fuck your eyeballs and it won't change your prespective on anything. But it will be good. Sorry to be a "killjoy".....................fags.
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Aug 04, 2009 4:28:22 PM CDT
Lets hope the movie has more imagination than the poster.....
by spadge1976
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Aug 04, 2009 4:30:19 PM CDT
How can you say she is "hot" based off that zoomed pic?
by gibsonusa returns
And she looks like she would be a horrible kisser.
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Thundercats, ho!
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Aug 04, 2009 4:32:20 PM CDT
Oh, I get it, it's like half an alien chick's blue face or somet
by axel fff
Okay, maybe this will be worth watching on TBS in a few years.
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Why do they need to post fresh news when people like you continue to visit anyway just to bitch and moan and look like you're on top of things?
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All of the artwork we have been shown is exremely generic. Nothing as groundbreaking as seeing the terminator or alien design for the first time
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I'm glad to see Rebecca Romijn is getting some work.
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Aug 04, 2009 4:35:49 PM CDT
Imagine a poster just like that, but with BIG LOB...
by gibsonusa returns
Zoomed in shot just like that. Instead of "Avatar", just the number "14".
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Yeah, let's go through that again.
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I assumed this was a fan poster using the comicon banner image. I'm massively excited about avatar but that poster is SHIT.
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What surprises me is that no-one, and I mean NO-ONE... has made any jokes about the size of these 10 foot tall persons's labia or tits yet! It's the pussy cat you always wanted! You're letting me down Internet!!!
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This is old news
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I can't believe nobody said that yet.
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this movie really isnt gonna be anything big, in terms of impact or financial success. it'll be forgotten about by everyone except the fanboys in a few years. victim of its own hype and the ego of its director.
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BLOODBATH CARNAGE DESTRUCTION
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That is the real message of the movie
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Scroll up.
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With my luck she'd cough up a blue hair ball when I stick my tongue down her throat.
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and the action figure on chud.com looks absolutely stupid, too.
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"Riding in my Avatar, fuckin' 12 foot hot girls!" BwannnaNaaaaNaaaaNaaaahhhhNahhhNahhNaaaaahhhhhhhh! (the Ted Nugent riff)
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Make the backgound yellow, the skin white, and thick brown eyeliner. Whah-lah!
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right now everything reminds me of Saturday morning cartoons. sigh. (oh well, at least we know we'll get a couple of good Cameron action scenes.) FUCK you Transformers!
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sigh
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I swear, his mandatory use of the word mastermind (or a variation of it, such as Genius) is as annoying as the journalists who use the term "skein".
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http://www.latinoreview.com/news/an-unexpected-look-at-avatar-7617
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Sorry, but apart from the eyes (which look great, if a little computerised) this looks like a well photoshopped face. If this is what to expect from the movie, I'm even less excited than I was before.
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when/if i stare at it too long. The same headache i got while watching JarJar. (sorry, maybe that's too low a blow...JarJar was a much more horrible headache.)
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Man the cool news sure is fresh today! Breaking news... Michael Jackson dead too!
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I've seen the clip. There's a kickass breakdance fight scene in it. Michael Jackson moonwalks all over Sam Worthington ass and then they drank Jesus juice!
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Wow, he went all the way to North Korea for it!!!
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Jolie in Beowulf...
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http://www.filmstar.se/sv/162060/ovrigt/2009-08-03/posters-for-avatar/
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With an RPG! Weirdly, it actually looks like Zoe Ensalada. Nice work, WETA!
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Wow, I saw this poster like 3 weeks ago. Good job ruining this website. Also, why is she hot? It is a shame the people who do this website get a boner over every little thing.
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has all the talent.
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I thought this might be something every other website out there hasn't posted in the last few days. Ain't it Old News, indeed.
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http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/08/02/avatar-poster-online/
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Hasn't James Cameron earned the right to not be called "The director of 'Titanic'"...can't they just say "A James Cameron Film" ?
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I agree, not hot at all. What with those lips? Do they have collagen on Pandora?
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http://avatar-trailer.blogspot.com/2009/07/avatar-movie-poster.html
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http://avatar-trailer.blogspot.com/2009/07/avatar-movie-poster.html
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This movie comes out in a few months and we haven't even seen a trailer. There should have been one in the Spring, let alone the Summer. The whole premise sucks. It sounds like a 9 year old wrote then plot summary.
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George W. would probably do her PLANET, then bumble and fumble his way across the cosmos, fucking up and annoying everyone he comes across!
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'X-Men Origins: Mystique'...... that is basically what this poster looks like....
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Aug 04, 2009 5:15:11 PM CDT
From the director of the highest grossing movie of all time
by fa_tass_dinomolester
Yep, don't see the logic in that advertising AT ALL. Oy...
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than this garbage. So far I am so unimpressed. Hopefully Mr.Cameron can prove me wrong.
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gets the slapped down!!!!
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that poster has been online for over a month!
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However Cameron has yet to misfire in my book so I'll withhold judgement.
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I got nothing.
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titling this "12 foot tall alien girl" implies that we finally get to see what the full body design looks like (i.e. how their tails look, do they have digitigrade legs, etc.)...this IS a better full-face shot than we've seen in a while, but it's still not the full design
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Yeah, just putting that word on the poster guaranteed that now actual women will have heard of Avatar. I would really like to see a trailer someday...
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Their eyeballs will already be dried out and scabby from being fucked by the time we get to see this!!!!
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THE STARS!!
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seriously why is it ALWAYS bipedal aliens (humans but with funny ears,eyes,hair or Fur etc) in these films, that- spoiler here -the hero falls for?
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Still not as bad or overused as "phenomenal". God I hate that fucking word. All the sudden everything is phenomenal. My tuna salad was phenomenal. Some idiot on American Idol is phenomenal. The half of the blue cat woman's face looks phenomenal...
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previews of the toys for the movie reveals that MOST life on Pandora actually has six legs.
Leading me to speculate as to whether the Na'avi ORIGINALLY had an extra pair of limbs and they atrophied over time, or if they're...."hidden".... -
a really dull poster. Really unimpressed
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Everything I've seen and heard from this film (which, admittedly, has been very little) looks mediocre/generic. All the hype behind this film is going to lead to disappointment across the board unless this film is a fucking masterpiece. The same thing happened with The Dark Knight; I was expecting Bergman and instead I got Batman.
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"a severely disabled human who decides he wants to bone a blue alien giantess"
How infantile and primitive do the articles on this site have to become before I kick AICN out of my favourites?!
"fuck,, blow, boner, suck dick" en masse, and not one well written interview or review in months.
Seriously, how do you guys stilll sell ad space?
And how come that directors all make such a big deal about Mr Knowles?
The man can´t write one sentence without stupid comparisons and references.
Is AICN REALLY that relevant for ticket sales?
Oh well....
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http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/41598
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...desperately trying to aggrandize your own failing egos by complaining about this movie. You are SO COOL you already don't like it. How thirteen-year-old of you.
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Nice!LOL!
And it was posted here on the first of July...
http://avatar-trailer.blogspot .com/2009/07/avatar-movie-post er.html
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Surely this movie WILL be amazing as a result. Oh yeah, it's a mammoth action sci-fi movie by James Cameron - set on a crazt world - sounds boring! Fuck off!
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That's a different image. That's guy alien. This is girl alien. All the people complaining that this has been around for weeks are confused.
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seriously, i need something other than a slightly different sized version of an image we saw 2 months ago....
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Where are any of you seeing a cat hybrid in this poster? It just looks like a bluch chick with big eyes.
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...kinda like a burned spy on Burn Notice. What's even funnier is that image has been around since at least July 1, and he acts like it's fucking brand spanking new. Better go back to posting news about SNL and HBO. Because this and your "review" of Funny People have been embarrassments to AICN, which is saying a lot given some of the shit Harry's posted.
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and I saw all of the footage. I'm not sure how the story will turn out (I felt that the story Cameron told in Titanic was pretty fucking lame), but if anyone's complaining about the way the movie looks, they're probably watching The Last Airbender.
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yaay
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to all the eye fucking? So tired of some of you wishy-washy bi-polar talkbackers who will still be in line opening weekend. Fuck you fuckers :)
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Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Uh? Is that the Blue lady from Farscape? No? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Curious! I'm sure the date isn't a fake, so I guess a lot of people simply missed it when it first appeared over there a month ago.
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I just typed `Avatar`poster into Google mate.That was the earliest one that popped up.Lots more on there too,all posted weeks ago...
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No self-respecting dude likes Titanic. It's a love story on the ocean, you gotta be a girl to appreciate those sorts of things.
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http://jamescamerononline.com/
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google must work differently on this side of the pond. kindly post more of those links from "weeks ago."
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http://www.jamescamerononline.com/jakeneytiri.jpg
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I just did!
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Cant wait for McG to take this property in the right direction once Cameron goes back underwater for his next documentary.
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that one's only from six days ago I think
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Only not as hot.
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....a week ago:)
I'll give it to ya anyway!
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....Okay, I know this this is bound to be amazing-looking and ACTION-packed with fabulous set-pieces involving 6-legged aliens, given it's Cameron and Weta after all...but I'm getting a little concerned that this is going to involve TOO much inter-SPECIES 'romance' what what I've come across so far... Now I don't care if this 12 foot talk blue catwoman DOES resemble a certain miss Saldana a little, but this might REALLY stretch things for audiences in general.
Oh, and the various 'half-face' posters so far been less than inspiring. Hell, any of the artwork shown from the near-complete toyline would have been better! But at the end of the day, the naysayers said Cameron's 'TITANIC' would sink at the box-office too.... -
I am THAT in the dark about it. But, I am gonna go see that trailer when it comes out.
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im not a fan
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If the script I read is any indication, Worthington and Sigourney Weaver are in their "avatar" bodies for most of the second half of the film. So it will be easy to buy his character falling in love with Saldana's.
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Other than Harry who else on the planet is really creaming themselves to see this.That leaked image of one of the toys has pretty much killed it for me, trailer is not needed to confirm this will just look like a very silly bloated cgi movie.Who the fuck cares about lanky blue aliens when all you will think upon seeing them is Nightcrawler and Mystique, should have given us something truly UNIQUE and not gone with the safe option that was likely pushed forward by Fox (knowing the above characters were popular in the X-Men franchises) keep it all samey for the masses seemed to have been the idea.
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Enough bullshit already....
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an actor for the same exact effect!
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I'm gonna need more than that, actually that single image is really deflating.
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After all the secrecy and hype, "like nothing we've ever seen before..." Kinda disappointing. I sincerely hope this doesn't suck.
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Why do you say Abyss Part II as though it was a bad thing?
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UPDATE THE FUCKING DISTRICT 9 TICKET CONTEST!!!
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Sadly they will probably stay that way for a long time!
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Too bad 3D movies give me headaches but I will still watch this!
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That's what I thought when I saw it posted at other sites 4 days ago...
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TRON LEGACY!! CHRISTMAS 2010!!!!
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that will play during the love scenes: "Into The Blue"
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...in the film. It's weird, because it we're to assume this is real (I kinda think it's fake), I think it's an unflattering image of her. She looks a lot more graceful and attractive in the film.
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just really does not look impressive at all. Do the navi really wear human type clothing in the film? You might find the image here http://www.mediafire. com/?ojzgkmmyfmt
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FUCKING MORON!!! He could "think" you to death if he wanted to! ...and yes the man IS a fucking genius. And i don't use that word lightly. and for those of you who so badly want proof (with a stupid trailer) that this film will rock your dick off! FUCK OFF!! JC needs not to prove himself to any of you mother bitches! He's done enough in the past! I personally hope they dont release a trailer at all!! Stupid fuckheads!!
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Aug 04, 2009 7:05:45 PM CDT
FARACI HAS BEEN BITCHING ABOUT THIS AT CHUD, FUCKING MORON....
by carlthormark1978
It’s a goddamn poster and that useless lump of shit Faraci has been ragging on this and all his little group of ass kissing sycophants have been lining up to trash it as well since they have no opinions of their own. That asswipe had decided that he was going to hate on Avatar before he even saw a fucking frame of footage because of some beef he has with Fox about who fucking knows what. This is the exact same shit he pulled with The Dark Knight last year. He snorted with condescension at every piece of marketing Warner Bros. threw out at hacks like him and it’s probably because the studio didn’t suck him off. Is it a good poster? Not really but it’s probably a teaser poster. Will the movie cure cancer? No. Will it fuck my eyeballs? Given James Cameron’s track record I’m willing to bet that at the very least it’s going to be highly entertaining while not being very profound nor do I expect it to revolutionize cinema. Finally, I have no delusions about Avatar, it’s just a movie, but I am excited that we are finally getting to see Cameron working with the limitless possibilities of CGI and I am looking forward to the flick. By the time James Cameron was 35 he had made The Terminator and Aliens meanwhile Devin Faraci is in his mid to late 30’s and is only known for being a narcissistic, pretentious douchebag and one of the most despised people in the geek community who laments the lack of journalistic integrity on the web while he makes Twitter jokes about Mike Tyson’s 4 year old daughter dying. How deep and thoughtful.
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Which was out... quite some time ago. Remeber too that stills of Gollum did not do him justice either.
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We all know that.
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Mark my words.
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Aug 04, 2009 7:15:18 PM CDT
YOU, LISTEN UP, HERE'S THE STORY OF A BIG BLUE CAT GIRL THAT....
by carlthormark1978
lives in a blue worldAnd all day and all night and everything she sees is just blue like herInside and outsideBlue her house with a blue little window and a blue corvetteAnd everything is blue for her and her-selfAnd everybody around cuz she aint got nobody to listen. Im blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba deeDa ba di da ba dee da ba di I have a blue house with a blue windowBlue is the color I thought that I'd wearBlue are the streets and all the trees are tooI have a crippled boyfriend and he is so blueBlue are the people here that walk aroundBlue like my corvette its standing outsideBlue are the words are I say and what I thinkBlue are the feelings that live inside me. Im blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da d ba dee da ba di da ba deeDa ba di da ba dee da ba di Indside and outsideBlue her house with the blue little window and a blue corvetteAnd everything is blue for her and her-selfAnd everybody around cuz she aint got nobody to listen. Im blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee daBa di da ba dee da ba di
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With your bluejeans and your rock and roll.
James Cameron, the writer-director who gave us "Terminator," "Aliens" and "The Abyss," is now making a movie about a 12-foot-tall blue Zoe Saldana. And you claim this is your attitude: "Eh, pass. Seen it. I think there's a new Katherine Heigl movie I'd rather to see that weekend."
Here's what I think. If Fox decided not to play "Avatar" in your city, you'd cry and cry and cry, then cry some more, then embark on a fucking pilgrammage to the nearest cinema playing "Avatar," even if that cinema was in Istanbul. -
but this isn't your normal cookie cutter Michael Gay project. There is a shit load of time going into this. Respect the fact that this is an original story, not a refake or pre/sequel.
Some of these studios just let the preview companies take over on the trailers. That's why they FUCKING SUCK! They show you everything, reveal all plot points. JC has final say on the trailer.
He should have a less humanoid face. And shouldn't have shown it yet. There are plenty of other things to put on the poster.
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I've had a thing for her since seeing her in Pirates of the Carribean back in 2003. She looked soo fucking hot in Star Trek. I’d fucking kill blind orphans with a spoon to have her and Naomie Harris in a threeway.
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Little worthless bitches who think they've got a grip on life. Makes me laugh.
Anyway, I like this poster. It suggests alien otherness without giving plot points away. Which is good because I have no idea what happens in this film. The basic setup, yes, but nothing more than that.
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Maybe Herc could inform us of the exact date?I, personally, can't wait to see a sci-fi movie from Jim Cameron. I remember when there wasn't any sci-fi films coming out every few weeks/months. I remember when we were excited to see anything sci-fi, no matter how bad it was, because there wasn't anything else. Now people bitch and complain like they got it so hard because every film that has ever come out has flaws, in someone's opinion.Just be happy that you're getting any sci-fi AT ALL. Now go to your room and think about what you've done. You can come back out when you've apologized to everyone that you've hurt.
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a dick comes out of it and fucks you in the eye.
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Also from the guy who brought us True Lies "Sucked", Terminator 2 "Highly Overrated", Titanic "Trash" and Piranah 2: The Spawning "Awesome, but I am the only one who thinks so"
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Aug 04, 2009 7:37:34 PM CDT
ONG BAK 2 trailer up at apple trailers. the movie thats better t
by stonedwriter88
seriously its gonna be awesome. im thinking that the whole brand new world story could easily fall flat considering how many times young people see it in video games and stuff. but probably it will be good, and the visuals in 3-d should be awesome. really it's the only movie i think may actually be better than ong bak 2. but probably not. tony jaa is writing and directing this one too, he really is the man. tony jaa!!
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it was gonna say, and that the avatar brand new world story i dont know if it will be awesome i've seen it a lot. tony jaa story is prolly basic and classic and jaa will be kickin cool ass. or something...like...that, yeah
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Whether or not Avatar lives up to it's hype, it's going to be a lead-up to Battle Angel anyways. Hopefully we can get some info about when Big Jim is going to start that one up.
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There everyone is denouncing Spielberg based on Indy 4.
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You'd need both cocks to fuck that.
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...I thought he was doing a big screen version of the animated series as seen on Nick.
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Aug 04, 2009 7:54:20 PM CDT
After this flops will they finally fire Rothman?
by trannyformers_apologist
I don't want to look at that ugly freak for 2 hours and 40 mins.
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While I know that the Humans are 'controlling'/ 'entering' their half-Human/half-Na'vi DNA 'avatar' bodies, I still think it's a little worrying that any Human doing this with a lifetime of Human experience and 'thought processes' beforehand would think it's somehow acceptable to enter into what is STILL an inter-SPECIES relationship with a TRUE blue-tailed cat alien, given that they know they are still Human ultimately.... Just strikes me as kinda creepy, and I wonder if audiences will buy that in general. Perhaps Jake's character will just be stringing this female alien along who just now sees a male that looks very like her own species? Although I think that the Na'vi KNOW this is only Humans playing at being a Na'vi, so surely any kind of 'romantic liason' would be equally distasteful to them also.... Perhaps it will end up a purely 'platonic' or 'unrequited' relationship? Who knows, but I know this movie WILL look amazing, regardless of this particular outcome.
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They bombed in Watchmen!!!
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...choose Papyrus font? It is the single most overused "specialty font" around. I guess everyone thinks it looks classy and refined. It just looks tacky now. That's the only thing I'll bitch about though, because I saw the Comic-con footage, and it looks (story too) pretty darn great.
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vomit
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and a gigant blue hovering nutsack swinging in gloriuos 3D over our eyeballs? There better be, otherwise devin from chud won't like it
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I jsut cannot get excited about this film (or Titanic, or T2). I am sure it will have super amazin' cinnamon raisin VFX, but overall it sounds more like a video game with a perfunctory story than a story than a great sci-fi story that went looking for great effects to do it justice. I'm far more interested in District 9.
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Dr. Manhattan's big blue dong..Still, somebody's gonna have to put him UP to it!
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as long as shes a she!
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... man I hope this doesn't suck. But everything I've seen of the Na'vi hasn't impressed me at all.
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Aug 04, 2009 8:16:53 PM CDT
WHAT COLOR IS HER PERIOD? WHAT? IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION....
by carlthormark1978
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..this film is going to suck a truck load of monkey balls.
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Aug 04, 2009 8:19:02 PM CDT
PLANET PANDORA IS A GREAT BIG BLUE PUSSY WAITING TO GET FUCKED!!
by carlthormark1978
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Like it's out of that Final Fantasy movie.
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Terminator, Aliens, Abyss, T2, True Lies, and Titanic. Looks like a pretty good resume of movies to me.
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Aug 04, 2009 8:21:54 PM CDT
AND I THOUGHT NA'VI PUSSY SMELLED BAD....ON THE OUTSIDE!
by carlthormark1978
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Aug 04, 2009 8:24:23 PM CDT
JUMP! I SAID JUMP! DO IT YOU BLUE BITCH, DO IT! YOU FUCKING PUSS
by carlthormark1978
I'LL END YOU!!!
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about the Font, and what's with her only having one eye, and half a nose and mouth. Fuckin' lazy ass Cameron, her skin is supposed to be more of a teal color, what's up with that? Oh, and the lettering of "from the director of TITANIC" should be no less than half an inch taller, and put your name on there somewhere, you know, to give all the douchebags something else to whine about!
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Aug 04, 2009 8:25:27 PM CDT
STOP STARING AT ME!!! DON'T GO IN MY FUCKING CLOSET!!! I'M GOING
by carlthormark1978
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I'm going to see this no matter what...but that poster sucks.
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"....ON THE OUTSIDE!" LMFAO
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Aug 04, 2009 8:26:48 PM CDT
YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF BLUE SHIT!!! YOU SONOFABITCH!!! FUC
by carlthormark1978
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We'd be knee deep in a bunch of furry blue cunts that shed on the carpet and drink from the toilet bowl!
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Aug 04, 2009 8:32:15 PM CDT
I BET I COULD FIT MY WHOLE HEAD IN HER GIANT SNATCH UP TO THE NE
by carlthormark1978
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Aug 04, 2009 8:33:30 PM CDT
It's not much to go on but I think it looks pretty cool.
by mr. nice gaius
In fact, the lips and the eye look fantastic. If there is one thing I would nitpick on, it would be the eyelashes; they don't really come off as well as the rest. It's to my understanding that hair is incredible hard to duplicate and render.Other than that, it looks fine. I can't wait to see more. Rock on, Cameron.
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it looks so fake.
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Can you imagine what her anus looks like? Would you lick her pussy or just fuck it right away? Her breast milk must be very salty.
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Aug 04, 2009 8:39:37 PM CDT
Jim Cameron's beard has had more pussy than everybody in this ta
by darth busey
That beard's gotten some beard, yo.
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Yeah, that guy has all but said that he is rooting against this film. He has gone ahead and decided to play the token contrarian role by going after certain Cameron quotes and getting super cynical about the quality of the CGI. He's even thrown in a few "Avatard" insults for good measure.Devin is a pretty good writer but it's a shame to watch him telegraph his intent so early on.
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Aug 04, 2009 8:40:26 PM CDT
WHEN SHE CUMS SHE MUST SQUIRT LIKE A FUCKING FIRE HOSE!!!
by carlthormark1978
Bitch would then probably try to kill you and eat you!
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and the talkbacks turn to what her box smells like. How do you even know shes got a box to smell? If she even has a period it probably comes out of her mouth when you're making out with her....and it's orange. If she has a clit it's probably bigger then your dicks.
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it negotiated the release of two American journalists from North Korean captivity.
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Sam Worthington enslaves her by withholding his seed from her cavernous smelly blue twat that’s not even big enough to contain James Cameron’s ego.
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By Jim Cameron's beard, doth sayeth.
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Sincerely, Snagglepuss.
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for his beard. He simply has nubile co-eds watch Avatar footage while squatting over his face.
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TBH, it was way too preachy and over-the-top with its message of environmental harmony. The images of the characters still fit the old script, so the impression that it's still going to be the same film lingers, and man, what a stink.
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James “King of the World” Cameron has not spent 12 years and 300 million to simply make a movie, FUCK NO, what he’s done is created a motion picture so advanced that every aspect of it has been though out to the tiniest detail from the gravitation field of the planet Pandora right down to the cellular structure of a 12 foot tall female with an enormous blue gash!!!
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phone calls anymore. Its actually quite sad.
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Do we finally get to see it? -
Where is the Hi-Rez version?
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Aug 04, 2009 9:03:58 PM CDT
GIANT BLUE TIT'S IN FACE SMACKING 3D!!! 3D SO REAL THAT....
by carlthormark1978
You'll swear you can reach out and grab the lips of Neytiri's blue labia and use it as a parachute!
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Aug 04, 2009 9:06:25 PM CDT
A BLUE PUSSY SO BIG THAT NOT EVEN LIGHT OR DEATH CAN ESCAPE IT!
by carlthormark1978
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Aug 04, 2009 9:07:53 PM CDT
CTHULHU FELL INTO NEYTIRI'S BLUE CUNT, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!!
by carlthormark1978
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A SHEEP!!! What does she use for a vibrator? An epileptic!!!
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Aug 04, 2009 9:11:29 PM CDT
WHEN GIVING A BLOWJOB SHE SWALLOWS YOUR WHOLE CROTCH WHILE....
by carlthormark1978
Massaging your asshole with her tongue at the same time. Just like Mother Teresa.
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cuz it talks!
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What's up with that?
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Avatar doesn't mean anything to me because in over 2 years of hying there's never been anything concrete.. no previews, no "real" story ( until recently ). And yet it's supposed to revoltionize the woooorrrrrllld. This and the promise of 3D we don't need, and the "copulation of one's Bulbus oculi" ridiculous tag line here
Reminds me of the hype behind the Segway. They built that thing up so bad and when "IT" was finally announced, please said... WTF!?
Avatar will surely be better than a Segway ( and cheaper ), but I'm better $20 it isn't better than the Abyss or Aliens.
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Aug 04, 2009 9:14:44 PM CDT
IT'S SO BIG THAT SHE REALLY DOES HAVE A PUSSY TROLL!!!
by carlthormark1978
It's Danny DeVito and he's always shitfaced!
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I misspelled half of that last post!
hying=hyping
please said = people said
I'm better= I'm betting
I'll still go see the movie... just don't want to hear anymore hype about it. I'm far more interested in District 9 at this point, which may totally suck, but at least there's a real trailer.
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RAPE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EYE SOCKETS AND FILL YOUR SKULL WITH THE SWEET,SWEET CUM OF JAMES CAMERON. AND THEN AVATAR WILL WIPE THE CUM AND THE EYE JELLY OFF OF ITS ENORMOUS CGI COCK AND THEN SKULLFUCK YOU AGAIN,UNTILL YOU BUY ALL THE AVATAR TOYS AND ORIGINAL SCORE CD!!!!! TO THE EXTREME!!!!!
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Aug 04, 2009 9:18:07 PM CDT
Why are only Africans playing the role of the Na'vi
by trannyformers_apologist
Why are only Africans playing the role of the Na'vi BIG LIPS!!!!!!!!
Cameron wants the Humans to represent "the evil white man" trying to enslave and exploit the the strong but dumb Na'vi. Which seem to be all played by African Americans .Heavy handed messages of slavery, exploitation and raping of Native Americans and environmentalism all in the one 300 million cartoon !AWESOME EPIC MASTERPIECE
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Aug 04, 2009 9:18:22 PM CDT
ironic_name, THE BLUE OYSTER? ARE YOU SAYING THAT....
by carlthormark1978
Her pussy is soo big that it contains a bar filled with leather clad dancing biker homo's? Very possible.
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Does he want the film to fail? So far, it seems we have a great premise and thats about it. Better start backing up that "game changer" rhetoric or Tron: Legacy is gonna steamroll this thing. Hear lots of excitement from all circles about Tron. The only place I hear about excitement for Avatar is here. Not saying its going to be bad, but that NOBODY outside of AICN gives a shit. But EVERYONE I know went apeshit for that Tron trailer.
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autograph. he plays "pussy troll #1"
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LOVE HOW THE VIDEO GAME AND TOYS COME OUT BEFORE THE MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMES CAMERON THE NEXT GEORGE LUCAS -
But he's useless as he's unable to absorb criticism....food on the other hand....
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Cause we all know that REALLY the reason why Titanic made so much bank. Paint that french bitch blue and get her to singing...
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http://tinyurl.com/m64ops
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There's bound to be some violent destruction of the Na'vi in this considering the armoury of the Humans that we've seen. But I wonder if they'll spill BLUE or RED? Hell, it might be GREEN for all we know, but I hope it's RED for maximum impact....
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http://tinyurl.com/lt6gcp
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Aug 04, 2009 9:25:27 PM CDT
celine dion is voicing the anus, james earl jones is the pussy
by ironic_name
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... this is Jim's birthday present to Steven Spielberg (Dec. 18th)? At least, it'll be to me! (Dec. 20th)
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...but I'm looking forward to this. more sci-fi from James Cameron should be interesting and kinda fun.
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Aug 04, 2009 9:33:04 PM CDT
"In her pussy, you will find a new definition of pain and suffer
by ironic_name
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more memorable for the SFX and what it COULD have been rather than what we get....honestly, right now I am thinking that I'd rather he made True Lies 2 than this...but I'll reserve judgment till I see more than some pretty pictures....here hoping he delivers something worthy of the HYPE and fans hopes and not something along the lines of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
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Aug 04, 2009 9:34:51 PM CDT
Cervantes, THERE IS NO BLOOD, THEY DEFLATE!!!FACT!!!
by carlthormark1978
But don’t worry because the 200 man team of scientists, that Cameron hired during pre-production, were able to design the Na’vi’s biology in such a way that it fucking completely fucking makes fucking perfect fucking sense. They even figured out what the size, shape, texture and smell of their shit would be based on the plant and animal life they eat on Pandora.
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Cool..!
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Aug 04, 2009 9:38:40 PM CDT
IT'S YOUR GIANT BLUE PUSSY WE WANT TO EXPERIENCE....
by carlthormark1978
Not your skill at bargaining. Time to play.
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Aug 04, 2009 9:40:34 PM CDT
HER CLIT MUST BE 9 INCHES LONG! WOULD IT BE GAY TO SUCK IT?
by carlthormark1978
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just like chyna!
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Aug 04, 2009 9:44:10 PM CDT
I'D GIVE HER ANAL BUTT HER ASSHOLE HAS TEETH PLUS....
by carlthormark1978
Rhea Pearlman lives in there and can cause your cock to freeze and break off with one just one look from the souless pits where her eyes should be.
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Aug 04, 2009 9:46:42 PM CDT
our mission: to meet new civillisations, and have sex with them
by ironic_name
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you fuck one blue alien, you're a wierdo!
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Aug 04, 2009 9:49:06 PM CDT
MAYBE SPOCK CAN GIVE NEYTIRI THE VULCAN MUD SLIDE!!!
by carlthormark1978
That's where he shits on her chest and rubs it's all over with his ass while singing the theme to The Smurfs!!!
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So if she’s kicking you in the crotch it’s because she’s hot for you!
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If I wanted to get my news about upcoming movies and stuff from twiter I'd stop coming to this site and get a lobotomy that allowed me to understand what LMAOWADIMM stood for. If you have some info about Venture Bros, give it now! Once the show comes out it's not a scoop anymore! I don't like twitter, I like AICN! And Venture Bros is way cooler than anything Jim Cameron ever did. EVER, past present or future. I am sure of that. I wish all you people would stop using twiaster and do your jobs, it seems like every story here now refers to twatster... I'm so old...
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Granted, I've only quickly skimmed through this talkback (and other recent Avator talkbacks) but he of apparently Asian background is seemingly nowhere to be seen. Where is he? He hijacks every fucking thread for months, and now he's not here to defend himself/herself against what appears to be a case of the Emperors new clothes. What gives?
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Aug 04, 2009 9:59:45 PM CDT
chimpjnr, motoko kusinagi is a japanese robot girl, not an asian
by ironic_name
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Aug 04, 2009 10:00:55 PM CDT
chimpjnr, HE WAS PARTIALLY BLINDED BY THE POSTER!!!FACT!!!
by carlthormark1978
His eyes will recover by the time Avatar comes out at which point there will be nothing left but two bloody fuckholes in his head.
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It's like being trapped at a Larry The Cable Guy show.
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Aug 04, 2009 10:02:19 PM CDT
I'VE GOT TO GO, THIS CHILDRENS BOOK WON'T WRITE ITSELF!!!
by carlthormark1978
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I lived in Asia for years, and the last time I checked Japan was part of Asia (I know it's an island, but it's technically lumped in with Asia, much like the UK is with Europe). Maybe it's changed since I left, I don't know. Now, the robot piece...maybe that changes everything.
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Tons of loud-mouthed, peurile social retards and the occasional interesting person with real wit or sense of humor at all. And all the people running the joint can do is shrug and say, "Eh. We can't just kick 'em out 'cause they're assholes."
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Fair enough...not a "guy". Though as a European living in the US, I have come to realize that "guy" is largely irrelevant of gender.
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That poster is not eye-ball fucking me at all.
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it is the destination for the short buses, the one right down the road from your high school; and it always has been.
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This whole thing kind of reminds me of Serenity/Firefly. When Serenity came out,the Browncoats absolutely fucking SPAMMED the internet telling people how awesome that film was and how everyone on the face of the earth had to see it three times so their beloved Firefly would be brought back. They were SO FUCKING ANNOYING,that I boycotted the movie for a good two years. Then a friend finally gave me the DVD's of the show,got me hooked,and then I saw the movie and loved it. Point being,AVATAR may very well be the eye-fucking spectacle we've all been promised,but the hype alone has already made me want to pass on this. Cameron and his crew need to Shut The Fuckup and start letting this flick speak for itself....if its able.
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cuz by all account, those wacky bastards will likely crown him their God for making this film...12ft high, kinda furry blue girls indeed. Can't wait to see the attention whores at Comic-Con dressed like this next year.
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Aug 04, 2009 10:36:58 PM CDT
I watched Transformers 2, then I watched Superman Returns...
by stereotypical evil archer
Superman Returns is freakin' amazin'!I had no idea it was that good; seriously, so many claim it's terrible but it's got some soul.
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Aug 04, 2009 10:39:16 PM CDT
LlGHTST0RMER, FUCK YOU, I RESERVE INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION FOR....
by carlthormark1978
Threads where people want to discus movies in a thoughtful way, not threads where a bunch of knuckle dragging neanderthal troglodyte fucksticks start bitching about a fucking poster as though it relates, in any way, to the quality of an upcoming movie. This is a stupid thread and it deserves stupid posts. Now let’s get back to the female Na’vi’s attack technique of jumping from trees, landing on the head of their human target and using their giant blue pussylips to twist it off like a beer bottle cap.
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I even saw it in the theater. It was so damn boring. How could anyone like that shit.
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http://tiny.cc/xFyM1
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And I'd pay double the price of admission to see that Pussy pinching/twisting effect on film. THAT would be fucking revolutionary cinema.
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To quote Romero, Talkback shit itself "some time ago."
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Seriously, how much "secrecy" can someone take before it just gets ponderous...There's no way it can hold up to the hype...
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Still cautiosly optimistic though. Hope he changes the ugly ass font.
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It is made to last, and it could be Cameron's best film since either "Terminator 2" or "Titanic." He has truly grown as a filmmaker and storyteller since his juvenile days in the 80's. I don't know if the film will live up to the hype, but then again, people are already blown away by the 25 minutes of footage. Footage of a film that has already been called groundbreaking. I can't wait to see this. Cameron, stop keeping this a secret! :)
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Aug 04, 2009 11:30:52 PM CDT
apparently they insert their tail in the anus
by one_guy_from_andromeda_
of a gigant bird creature and control its mind. I wonder if we get to see ripleys blue pussy in this
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http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9025/teenpussypic.jpg
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Rob!! It's huge!!!!!!
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Who was the slacked-jawed, goat fucking, Canadian who designed that anime inspired, fish faced cat freak, monstrosity?
game changer revolutionary like dreaming with your eyes open photo-real epic masterpiecethis generation's Star Wars
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Any link that contains "teenpussypic" is a link worth visiting.
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Human, but blue metallic. Cameron's imagination just rocked my world.
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Aug 04, 2009 11:50:18 PM CDT
I just kinding Im sure it will be FUCKING EPIC
by trannyformers_apologist
Black People must destroy the evil White Man and his horrible technology...SOUNDS FUCKING EPIC MAN!!!DAMN THATS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!Some serious questions that need some answers: Do the Na'vi have Black Bio luminescent Vaginas? Can the Na'vi rape people with the penis tails? Do the the Na'vi glow bright blue during sexual climax? Who's going to die at the end the male lead Jake Sully (like in Titanic) or Neytiri (the strong female lead)?
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Jim, if this turns out to be the over-hyped pile of CGI nonsense I suspect it to be, can we expect you to piss off back under the sea for another decade, or will it be a spell on the international space station this time?
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Celine's been waiting 12 years for another hit!
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kinda reminds me of what I'm seeing from Avatar.
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is in theaters.
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Ya know, this all kinda reminds me of 1999, when everybody heard George Lucas was about to release the first of three "prequel" movies to STAR WARS. George-fucking-Lucas, man. After twenty years' sabbatical, the dude who directed STAR WARS was gonna come back, with today's special effects to finally realize his imagination, to DIRECT ANOTHER STAR WARS MOVIE!!! And that first trailer!!! No way was it gonna be bad ...
Aw, hell, you guys know how that turned out. Anyway, Cameron is definitely eighty times the director Lucas is ... but so was Spielberg. And INDY IV happened. Maybe I'll reserve judgment until there's at least a trailer, but I have a feeling we're all gonna wish he'd put this money and effort into a TERMINATOR sequel. There's an awful lot of "Oh. Is that it?" going on here, and I'm afraid it'll only get worse. -
if anyone who already hates the movie based on this poster changes his mind when they see the movie. Once again, it seems like a lot of people have made up their minds before seeing a single frame of film.
I'll say it again- it's entirely this story will suck, but based on the footage I've seen, it'll be more interesting than the vast majority of crap Hollywood's been pumping out.
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Sloppy, Mr. Cameron.
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need to get their asses kicked it's not even funny. This is bad even for the internet.
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Tumblers
Tumblers better than pumpers
I see tumblers
Look at those tumblers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Tumblers better than pumpers
I like tumblers
Look at those tumblers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Tumblers better than pumpers
I see tumblers
Look at those tumblers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Tu-tu-tumblers
Better than better than pumpers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Better than better than
Cute
Ain't those tumblers better than pumpers?
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uh... yeah.
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Oh it's been a long time
Since I've had my favorite drink
And I lick my lips
Every time I start to think
Maybe it's not the taste
But the shape that drives me to bits
All I wanna do is stick my face
Right between your tits
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*snarf snarf*
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I keep wondering when web sites I visit will update their info. They keep "Twittering" instead of placing the information in a form I can visit, find easily and read when I'm ready for it.
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very manly cheek bones... if this movie is a love story I'de maybe advise the lead character to check if that giant alien chick has an adams apple before putting the moves on her.
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It reminds me of Guiliani's failed gambit of ONLY campaigning in the state of Florida for the GOP primaries last U.S. Presidential election and we all know how well (not) that turned out for him.
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innnnnnnnnnnnnnn spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Well...they are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN06-LzHGnU
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yah, I can't wait.
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Aliens and Titanic should draw in both demographics.
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1qPLMlz01yQ/SnSQD-7kWLI/AAAAAAAADTU/LdBvWrFp9UQ/s1600-h/ScreenHunter_03+Aug.+01+15.56.jpg
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when they can play themselves?
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and Titanic comes a weird ass 3D movie.
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Kinda hard to make that out, given it's only a head shot.
Or, perhaps it's a 12ft tall blue alien girls head!
Imagine how big the rest of her must be!
Wow!
She must eat a lot!
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After Bill Mechanic was fired because Fight Club wasn't an instant box office hit, making a movie for Fox is career suicide. I want Avatar to be a great movie, I want it to succeed financially. I just don't see it happening. Right now there's just hype and nothing to back it up, except for Cameron's track record. The footage they show better be mindblowing, because over the years of waiting for info they never got, people have become numb, and stopped caring about this movie.
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da da de da da dammit now that song's stuck there
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Aug 05, 2009 3:44:26 AM CDT
Don't you ever fucking compare Cameron to Lucas again!
by motoko kusanagi
Lucas never was a good director, only good with sfx.A V A T A R. FUCKING YOUR EYEBALLS IN 2009.Btw, over here it starts on Dec 17th.
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"Aliens and Titanic should draw in both demographics."... or cancelled each other out!
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named after a character in ghost in the shell, who is a girl.
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Really, who´s supposed to give a shit seeing that poster? No one besides some fanboys knows anything about that upcoming flic. No teasers, no interviews, rarely any glimpses regarding the look of the movie. I know, Cameron wants to suprise the fans but Sci-Fi just doesn´t play for the common audience (anymore). And that poster is just another example of bad marketing. It´´s too simple and uniteresting to tease the everyday moviegoer and the letters "from the director of...Titanic" won´t do anything for the Sci-Fi-fans! I´m surely going to watch this but I´m affraid that a possible new quality franchise will totally bomb just because of lousy marketing!
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Because i got the distinct impression that it was interesting but far from eyeball fuckery...was it Quint warning to lower expectations? Harry was too busy handing out blowjobs..
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ppl weren't blown away they were FUCKING BLOWN THE FUK AWAY. if you know anyone who was there reports indicate ppl flipped the fuck out like 9 year olds who have just learned about ninjas. this poster however is meh. looks great but most ppl will just look at it and be like meh
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Didn't you say that ALL Pg-13 movies were shit? Don't bother answering because, I KNOW YOU SAID THIS! ANd so do you. How funny that it suddenly doesn't matter anymore.On a related note, I think its WAY more lame that people (only on AICN, because outside of AICN nobody cares about this AT ALL), have already decided that they LOVE this based on nothing. Based on Cameron's involvement, who, I'm fucking sorry, IS NOT a great director. Good, arguably, but great? An All Time Great? Nah. Sure, he made some cool flix -- notably, ALIENS and TERMINATOR -- which is more than I'm likely to ever do (not that I'm even trying, making movies seems like a HUGE pain the ass), but he's NOWHERE NEAR as good as like a Kubrick or Kurosawa, or Lynch, or Scorcese, or Copolla (before he totally lost his mind, of course). Shit, I don't think he's even as good as Spielberg, and I generally can't stand Spielberg's films. He's good, he certainly spearheaded some technical advances in film, he also made one of my all time favorite movies -- ALIENS -- but he's NOT one of the worlds All Time Best. I think the Lucas analogy is apt -- Lucas is another smart guy who made technical innovations who made a couple of good movies nearly 30 years ago (okay and ROTS, since I liked that). That's EXACTLY who Cameron is. Exactly.
I'm sure that AVATAR is going to be, at the very least, a fun, cool movie. I can't imagine that he would fuck it up that bad, and the premise does sound cool. So I'm definitely going to see this, definitely think its going to be good. But "game-changer"? Nah. And if it is a "game-changer", why aren't you showing any of it? Its like their hiding something. Hiding that its not that great, perhaps? That its good, but we've seen it all before? Thats what it seems like.In terms of EYE RAPE, that there nifty TRON trailer ALREADY raped the world's eyes. EVERYONE I know, from the casual consumer of occasional geekfilm to the RAGING FANBOYS n' FANGIRLS went completely apeshit for that trailer. Not so much for a giant picture of a Thundercat.
The proof is the pudding. Show us this "game-changing" pudding or politely shut up and get outta the way - you're blocking our view of the TRON trailer with your lame looking poster. -
He didn't get a set visit. He didn't get one to the Dark Knight either. Devin gets a set visit to Watchmen and then calls everyone that didn't see the movie a retard, and then rants about people that saw the Dark Knight more than twice in the theater. Nothing is more sad than seeing him get called out on his bullshit on his own site, and then he never responds.
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Why does the photos and some of the footage I have seen of the video games, some of the creatures and the ships remind me of the Final Fantasy CGI film from 8 years ago? OK I admit the jury is out until I see the film and one could argue that the FF:STW was heavily influenced by sci fi films made my Cameron and co but still...I am not sure what all the hype is about to be honest, it a $200 million dollar tent pole release Xmas movie directed by James Cameron, after a ten year hitaus and is mixing live action and CGI with some stuff in 3D- it has all been done before in various incarnations...
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...You see how the contributors are going to handle this movie already? Its THE PHANTOM MENANCE all over again; Tear down anyone who doesn't cum in their pants about it. "This is OUR movie! Join us geeks! This is our REVOLUTION!!" If you think I or anyone else is embelishing when comparing the reactions to this movie to the prequels, go search for any of the articles written when PHANTOM MENANCE was coming out. And keep in mind that a lot of them were written BEFORE any footage was seen of it. It was all just blind hope and snobbery, especially from Harry; Go search for Moriarty's early review for PHANTOM MENANCE. Notice the LONG essay written by Harry before Mori's review basically discrediting Mori before you've even read the review. Then read the "review" Harry posts after Mori's ultimately positive but not estastic review. Its supposedly written by a woman claiming to be a teacher and it states how all the "grown-ups" who don't absolutely ADORE this movie are prentenous and that her children (students) loved it and that's all that matters. Harry pretty much read mori's "meh" reaction and went about "cleaning up" as much as he could without just refusing to post it. I'm willing to bet that Harry's comments in the beginning of the review combined with the "review" sent in by the "teacher" is longer than Mori's actual review. They're going to do the same thing with this movie folks. No matter what, the people on this site are going to love it. And they're going to make sure to talk down to anyone who doesn't. The "film geek" in the vain of the contributors of this site has become almost like born-again Christians in this respect; grouping together under a belief that they feel and/or know something more than anyone else and are better people because of it, and therefore should be given things that all the "naysayers, disbelievers" etc. shouldn't. And they spend money on trickets and other things to show their "love", thereby becoming bigger consumers and being listened to more by the corporations that churn out their "religion". Like the right has become a breeding ground for these fanatics, the movie industry has become the same for these "film geeks". Everything is made for them or children because they spend the most amount of money and bash anyone who "puts down" their "religion" (Whichever box office juggernaut is opening that weekend). Cameron and AVATAR are the Sarah Palin of movies right now. Better vote for them non-believers, or you're going to Hell.
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I can be entertained two days earlier. Laserpants, I agree with you for 2/3: that Tron trailer didn't look all that impressive, just a 2009 update of Tron (I know, what else did I expect). Still, something entirely new would have been cooler.
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there's a difference between establishing a franchise that you've created in which you can do endless things...and have whatever rating (PG13) and then theres the terminator series which you are referring---the first three were R, and then to go and make the next one PG13 lessens the impact...they couldve done so much more. had cameron made aliens PG13 we would be having this conversation too...it weakens the franchise..ROBOCOP would be another example..the third one was PG13 and it was horrid.
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That poster will be enough to raise SOME curiosity in SOME sci-fi lovers. But they're gonna have to do better than that.
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Relax dude, it's just a silly movie. I'm positive this will be better than The Phantom Menace and that you will like it if you don't have any extreme positive or negative preconceptions going in.
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I understand the point in putting Titanic on the poster based on the money it made and that chics will decide it looks cool based only on that. But wouldn't it make sense, considering this is an epic sci-fi movie to put Terminator 1or2, Aliens, or something of that nature on the poster? The Titanic crowd doesn't seem quite like the crowd this movie will appeal to.
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its shown nothing but a little footage at the SDCC and some posters and some stills...AND you guys are complaining..when supposedly the main attraction to this film is that ITS GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY...if they show you footage that you can download or see not in the medium its meant to be seen it will appear lackluster...in this day and age when trailers and 30 sec ads on TV are showing EVERY possible spoiler and twist and the ENTIRE plot, i will entrust cameron and his marketing instead..thanks.
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......the intergalactic alien blender......
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guys...couldn't this "hot piece of ass" just as well be cch pounder? any confirmation on this being zoe/neytiri?
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.......This is 1-L19. Westbound on Olympic wormhole, approaching Pandora..........
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she looks a lot like mj, around the time he did "black or white".
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thank you very much for imbedding that Blue song in my head. torture!
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We should be hyping what we know not just hyping that it exists.
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I can't wait to see this do the relative box-office of BEOWULF, which is all anyone is going to see it as - "Wow, it's one of them computer movies!" They could spend $500trillion dollars on the effects, put the movie in 3-D with Smell-o-Vision added, dance in the streets advertising free beer at the auditoriums, and people would ignore this. Just look at what happened at ComicCon. The geek crowd went rushing to their blogs to proclaim it ... kinda OK, and the average person remained totally unaware of it. Consider that they're going to show a BIG CHUNK RELAIVE TO THE RUNNING TIME of this movie for FREE because they can't drum up interest any other way. This project is beyond doomed, and may destroy a studio in the process, and will almost certainly destroy the bankability of one James Cameron, who really ought to know better. It's a SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE ABOUT A HERO WHO'S NEVER IN DANGER BECAUSE HE'S USING A PUPPET ... WHO GETS TOGETHER WITH A BLUE THUNDERCAT IN THE JUNGLE TO LEARN THE BEAUTY OF NATURE. Consider that. Just ****ing consider that, all you proclaimers that it's going to be the biggest box-office hit of all time. You're NUTS.
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Are you a stupid cunt or are you doing an impression of one?
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NO ONE AT FOX OR CAMERON IS HYPING THIS FILM...IT IS ALL FROM YOU FUCKING FANBOYS. when this film comes out and it doesnt meet your astronomical expectations, you have only yourself to blame.
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movie should be good but it's been done on like 400 cartoons
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Reminds me of when someone is drunk or really tired and attempting to keep their eyes open by flexing their eyebrow, but the rest of the eye remains fatigued and droopy. Looking at this makes me want to go to sleep.... or laugh out loud. NOT A GOOD POSTER AT. ALL.
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Aug 05, 2009 9:57:51 AM CDT
Sorry, but my eyeballs are going to be fucked by DISTRICT 9
by turketron_2
If Avatar is lucky it can get some sloppy seconds, but probably not.
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This movie will be a classic. Personally I'm going into this film knowing almost nothing about it. That's how it was when we were kids, it's how it should be now. I can't wait.
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Remember his "performance" was supposed to revolutionize film making as well........
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Cameron has not shown us ANYTHING about this movie and you tools are proclaiming it will suck. He is keeping his cards very close to the vest. He's very smart. He knows what to show and when to show it. You clowns questioning Camerons knowledge and skill of how to manage these things is laughable.
You think THAT poster is it? That's the marketing campaign? You think that footage at Comic Con was IT? OH MAN are you mistaken. The action and battle scenes in store for us will be par excellnce!
And WHO is saying this will be a box office smash? WHO? Everyone here is proclaiming a super cool genre film. Fuck box office.
I am amused at how a knuckledragger like ThusSpakeSpymunk positions his argument based on the films financial success... thereby assuring his "I TOLD YOU SO" momement once the film does NOT hit TITANIC numbers. Transparent.
If this were anyone other than Cameron I would be skeptical...but this won't only be visually interesting but it will be tense and emotionally satisfying too. -
and I never agree with Herc except about Twin Peaks and the Rockford Files being two of the best tv series ever. But, Avatar looks like Cameron is doing something truly original here. So, I don't get all the negativity. We should be supporting films like this in a time when over 50% of the films released are either remakes or sequels or both as in the case of Halloween 2.
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What would a brilliant film maker make if he had an unlimited budget and an unlimited imagination.
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and that is the point...at this point it all about expectations and the HOPE that he will deliver and quiet frankly all this "fucking your eyeballs " shit isn't helping, odds are it wont live up to its hype and the expectations that have ballooned up around it no matter how good it MIGHT be
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based on a single image. or could it be that most of the misanthropic retards around here just hate anything tinged with mainstream success?
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and yet somehow it's still not good enough. Somehow it's still unoriginal. Honestly, some of you guys really should think about stepping outside and getting some air, or talking to an actual person. Try kissing a girl or flying a kite, those are fun. I know, I know, that's like taking your mint in-box series one Snake Eyes out of its package to actually PLAY with it, but sometimes that's what life is all about. Take a chance, friends.
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Is meh.
In the dictionery under the term 'meh' it has that picture. Thrilled I am not. -
The liquid breathing from Abyss is real. The NASA asked for his ideas as a contribution to the future Mars expedition (he solved a problem or two). He cut his beard because it turned white and made him look older.
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They've given you a date! August 21st! YOu get free IMAX 3-D screenings of 15 mins of the film! You get a trailer! You'll likely get other scenes! You'll get toys! You'll get a videogame trailer and other reveals! ET and Hollywood Access will being smiling and beaming this shit into your homes as part of the hype! Don't Bitch now! BITCH THEN!!!! That is if your eyeballs aren't totally fucked by the awsome!!!
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""NO ONE AT FOX OR CAMERON IS HYPING THIS FILM...IT IS ALL FROM YOU FUCKING FANBOYS"
Tom Rothman compared AVATAR to LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
Spielberg Jackson Soderbergh Ridley Scott ....
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Aug 05, 2009 1:07:45 PM CDT
It sounds like a lot of you guys haven't read the script.
by revenge_of_fett
I have the script. I've read about the first third of it. It's fucking amazing. I stopped reading because I want to see the story unfold on the screen. Don't be a playa hata!
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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"Spielberg Jackson Soderbergh Ridley Scott ...."
directors can be fanboys too..they have every right to say what they want about the film..as are we...yet theyve seen it or some part of it..we have seen nothing compared to them...yet we complain and rage and say it will bomb...GROW THE FUCK UP..
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Yeah, you do!!! If Jar Jar was a Sith, that is!!!
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to be more receptive and like it.
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Hands down, Doc and Jackson had the best panel at DC08. This year should be ten times better with the new season about to begin rather than the old one just wrapping up.
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I agree... that Venture Bros. panel was amazing.
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Some of the hate for this movie is sickening, most of us haven't seen any footage at all and their are already haters. And the people who have seen some of the footage are going gaga for it, (except Devin Faraci), can you haters even call yourselfs lovers of film anymore? I know you have become jaded because of the lack of quality over the years, but I trust this guy Cameron, he puts all his heart and effort (and beard) into his creations. Do I have high expectations? Sure I do. And come Dec 18th I know that I will be enthralled, mesmerized and immersed like few other movies in this day and age. Roll on DEC 18th
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Aug 05, 2009 2:32:40 PM CDT
Whatever happened to "From the Director of Terminator or Aliens"
by stalkeye
Titantic was an overrated chick flick.Yes, and it served as a cure for insomnia.
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Everything that's been revealed so far sucks. I really hope it's good, but I'm not getting my hopes up or letting the hype influence me.
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..Toys and Happy Meals. JC no longer mean shit to me.
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It had more life in the face than this and she looks too glam.
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will even give my eyeballs a hand-job.
All you Venture freaks leave Herc and the boys alone. Head on over to THE MANTIS EYE EXPERIMENT
http://mantiseye.com/
An awesome sight for all things Venture. They have links to several ComiCon interviews with Jackson and Doc. Also a link to Jackson's Live Journal with cool Season 4 preview pics.
Now back to your regularly scheduled bitch fest about AVATAR. -
I'm on my way...
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....however, once the MOVIE representations of the toyline designs are properly seen in full-tilt action....all this shit should hopefully be forgotten.
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Wow, the underage wankers are out in force on this thread. You know "Avatar" is rated R, thus you'll have to watch it with your parent or parents, right? Hehe. Or you can just sneak into the theater somehow. Because, in all likelihood, you'll probably want to.
Two opinions:
*"Titanic" was a tremendous film. Period. From a writing, acting, and effects point of view, it hit a 550-foot home run. The story was moving and layered, even beautiful, and only those scarred with know-it-all jadedness would profess otherwise.
But you're welcome to your opinions.
*Those of you who've written things like "This movie [...] was made to sell Toys and Happy Meals" don't have a fucking clue. About anything. At all. But you'll figure this out for yourself in ten years or so and wonder how the fuck you ever could've written what you wrote.
Thus I forgive you.
*I think the poster looks cool. It's a blue-faced alien chick, yes, but I like her unwavering eyes and the fact her image is dark and subtle. It makes me want to know more. Plus I have a feeling "different" posters will arrive at some point for those of you who can't deal with subtlety.
Thus you'll get what you're looking for. And everything will be cool. Don't worry. -
I must be scarred with Know-it-all jadedness, 'cause I thought the story in Titanic (the love story, anyway) was ridiculous pap.
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Indeed you are jaded, gavdiggity!Hehe. I mean, I don't you know from the AICN logo at the top of this page, so I'm sure there's a lot more to you, but I'd say anyone who wasn't at least a tiny bit moved by Jack's sacrifice has never actually been in love. Deep, life-changing love. It's the thing that fends off jadedness. This is what I know.
You can say the story is "ridiculous pap," and that's fine. You're welcome to your opinion. But I wonder if you actually saw the movie or not. -
Please, continue.
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like in that john ritter movie, with the glowing condoms lightsaber battle
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I had this same discussion with a lot of people when the movie came out. Yes, I saw it... I saw it in the theater behind three sobbing old ladies.
I guess I don't define a cliched relationship between two stereotypical characters (the rouge with the heart of gold and the feisty rich girl trying to break free of her confining family) as romantic.
To me, the first fifteen minutes of Up was a thousand times more moving than the entire story of Jack and what's-her-face (was it Diane?). -
Uh, yeah.
I'll give you another more believable romance (with Kate Winslet) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. -
you are welcome ...Sadly I didn't need to look it up I actually saw it in a theater........
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Just so YOU know, AVATAR is a guaranteed PG-13. It's not 'R.' That's part of the reason everyone knows how horrible it's going to be.
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You want to know why we all say "Yawn - seen it - etc.?"
It's because we KNOW that James Cameron COULD give us a Na'vi who does this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0moGWVGhgM
But we know he's going to give us a Na'vi who does this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHj7VDd8lw0
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I hope I can join you guys on this as I've been a Cameron fan from the beginning (always rushed out to see his stuff in the theater more than once), but Avatar? Looks like a kid's movie. A very well shot, beautifully animated 3-D kid's movie, but still not targeted at adults. Am I wrong? It seems they're marketing this to the 7-15 year old crowd. It's going for a PG rating I hear as well. I'm just a lot more excited to see Inglorious Basterds, Tron Legacy and Iron Man 2. Waaaay more excited.
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I'm sure it won't be rated R as someone stated above. No way a movie studio would put up 300 million for an R rated film. Never. And I will see it of course and I won't bash it unless it deserves it. In the past 10 years, Cameron has turned into a Howard Hughes type personality that would rather go in submarines & film boat wreckage for Imax theaters than make actual movies and entertain his base audience. He may be to eccentric to know what's cool anymore is what I'm saying.
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show me where they posted info..seriously, i want to read it...Harry's opinion means nothing to me and anything else I've read is cautious..not to mention, ya gotta admit that poster looks flat out awful and amateur..
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Because Most females I know have lips like this.
Besides, I think the thing you're all forgetting that makes this impressive is that it's 100% CG. -
it's always 'where's my fucking trailer???', 'i want it now! now now NOW!', 'waaaa... waaaaa...!!!'
i hate this mentality of wanting to see EVERYTHING early! the movie is opening soon, right? cant you just fucking wait before you start making lame ass box office prediction??? T2 and aliens had shitty toys made too. the reactions to 25 minutes footage shown were GREAT! and read that - TWENTY FIVE minutes, of the BEGINNING of the movie. i'm sure the studio want cameron to spoil all the money shots asap to get all your pussy wet, but be grateful he holds back. he knows what's best for you - you'll enjoy the film more going in a virgin.
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are you financial analyst or a movie buff? is transformers better than say, lord of the rings? NO? so WHY THE FUCK would you care about grosses???
just because transformers grossed more than LOTR doesnt mean that crappy movie has a bigger dick than sauron's! -
and who's to say that intelligent aliens are NOT humanoid? is the sphere a universal form of a planet, or is there a SQUARE alien planet somewhere?
there is a universal pattern to all designs, whether you're living on earth or elsewhere. if ALL planets are uniform in design, could the design of INTELLIGENT BEINGS be uniform as well - 2 hands, 2 legs, 2 eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and standing upright?
aliens speaking english is extremely moronic(like in star trek & starwars prequel), but humanoid aliens are entirely possible. -
do you know something we don't know?... oh and I'm cautiously optimistic about this movie. I want it to be great. I know the director is capable of greatness. I just don't want to get my hopes up too high. I think star was taught me not to get my hopes up too high. Anyway I hope its great.
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I got a bad feeling.
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Slow down, people. Or are your eyes fucked already? Someone did a screen capture of the Ney'tiri background image from the official site AVATARMOVIE dot com, and added blurry text to it. An official poster image would not be blurry. It would also be available in much higher resolution than... the size of the website's background. Check the official Jake Sully Avatar shot released. His eyeballs are crisp as fuck.
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as in "her body temperature runs a little hotter than what is normal for humans" right?
because if you mean something else, that is seriously creepy... -
the ONLY idea that I've ever come across where this can POSSIBLY fly actually came from Trek - it was a long time ago, but as I remember it some ancient race spread out among the stars and found out there was NOTHING out there - they were IT...
so they SEEDED (I think random?) planets with their own genetic material all over the place and basically ALL life that came after in the universe was based on THEIR own DNA...
put simply DNA is the SAME EVERYWHERE...
if you don't have that you CANNOT have humanoid aliens and to understand why you have to know your EVOLUTION (creationists can leave now) - ok we all know that the "humanoid" structure basically comes from the monkey structure, comes from the rodent structure, which comes from the FISH structure - which comes from the PLANT structure...
you trace your genetic heritage all the way back and you have a COMMON ancestor, not just to all animals but ALSO to all PLANTS- the DNA is essentially the same
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'if you dont have that you CANNOT have humanoid aliens...'
i take issue with that. what if the bipedal humanoid form is THE chosen form at the top of evolution, for any races, in all the universe. the creatures/environmental conditions maybe different in all planets, but a governing universal pattern do exist. that's why all planets look like basket balls, and none shaped like a football. -
can ONLY happen in theater, while you're WATCHING the film. you spoiled brats expecting an eyeball fucking moment with every new avatar pic/info revealed is just moronic!
would a close up picture of robert patrick in his liquid metal form fuck your eyeball? did he do precisely that in the film? the trailers for the phantom menace fucked my eyeballs, while the trailers for fellowship of the ring and the matrix did nothing to my eyes. but what happened inside the darkened theaters? the latter two fucked me sideways while phantom menace made me want to vomit.
be patience. some poster above said cameron is nowhere near the greatness of kubrick/coppola/etc. yeah well, those guys are not action specialists. when it comes to big budget action cinema, cameron IS the king. you geeks talking shit about avatar while giving careers to lame ass imitators like bay/sommer/mcg/ratner/abrams is laughable. only two kinds of geeks would crap on avatar this early - an idiot and a troll. -
I never said that PG-13 movies IN GENERAL are shit.But former R-Rated action franchises like DIE HARD or ALIEN(S) that receive fucking pussified PG-13 sequels are shit.
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Uncannilingus.
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Mars immediately comes to mind - it's more of a football than, say, a basketball - oh and it's lopsided...
I know it recently got demoted from planet status but Pluto is also pretty fuckin far from ok in the perfect sphere department ; also I understand Mercury is also not particularly round - possibly for the same reason as Mars (meteor strike)
Mathematicians and Physicists tend to believe in God and see lots of "divine" ratios and whatnot in the universe, while Biologists tend to dismiss such notions as nonsense - from their perspective at ground level
ask a biologist or even a palaeontologist if the bipedal form is some kind of "ideal" configuration some time - although these people are all working with TERRESTRIAL life forms and I think the point about DNA was specifically about EXTRAterrestrial life...
Best movie that has EVER tackled alien life HANDS DOWN is Michael Crichton's THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN (not that crappy remake with wormholes) - that bad boy didn't even HAVE DNA -
More excited to see Inglorious Basterds? Haven't you noticed Tarantino sucks lately? More excited to see Tron 2? Based purely on nostalgia alone? Because that trailer was nothing special. More excited to see Iron Man 2? Did you see Mickey Rourke? I'm just saying you have your doubts about Avatar, but I have less faith in the films you mentioned.
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Are you basing that on Death Proof alone? Because both Kill Bill's were pretty good (I don't know anybody outside of talkbacks that doesn't like them). And I saw the Iron Man 2 footage at Comic-Con. There was nothing remotely sucky about it, and Rourke looked badass in motion (and his russian accent was suitably creepy).
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Aug 06, 2009 3:47:35 PM CDT
It will start a wave of disabled guys boning blue chicks!
by mrmysteryguest
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have to arise out of some sort of need? I always thought bipedalism came about because in one area where apes evolved, the trees became further and further apart so they had to get better at both crossing dangerous open areas and carrying food in front of them in order to survive. I don't see how that has as much to do with whatever the building blocks are as it has to do with what that particular combination of cells needs to do in order to survive and create more of the same particular combinations of cells. Also, dinosaurs are a perfect example of how humans could just as easily not have come up if they weren't destroyed in some sort of cataclysmic event. But at the same time, quite a few animals which evolved in their absence aren't far off in their biological design. So I think it's kind of like whatever life exists on another planet wouldn't be THAT far off from what we could imagine, but it also might have certain characteristics that we can't see working, such as a size well beyond or well below what we would consider sustainable, or some sort of lungs or support system that works off of completely different principles than what we are used to. Just some random musings... and this poster still has a video game feel, but this, more than any other, is one case where we have to reserve judgement until seeing the actual film.
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Cameron is the action king. He understands pacing, being a douchebag about FX (those passive-aggressive nerds on their computers need a 4 star general kicking their ass in order for something to even APPROACH realism), and how to make a sequence part of the actual story, unlike all these other fucktard pretenders.
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Lev Grossman of Time Magazine says 25 minutes of Avatar has a lot in common with George Lucas and the sequel to Fletch... " And I wish they'd given the script some more literary love. It has that functional, George Lucas feel to it." hahahahahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/nj4weh
"Yeah, there are some question marks about Avatar. I wish the Na'vi weren't such standard-issue National-Geographic exotics. They live in jungles, speak a guttural dialect, bond with nature, have tribal rituals and lore, carry spears, etc. For a bunch of aliens, they're pretty damn familiar."
"And I wish they'd given the script some more literary love. It has that functional, George Lucas feel to it. And you get a little impatient with Jake, the hero, who turns out to be this kind of angry jock who's all into breaking rules and smashing stuff. (He's played by Sam Worthington, the cyborg -- spoiler alert! -- from Terminator Salvation.) And there's some real cut'n'paste environmentalism. Heartless corporation rapes verdant landscape for fun and profit. Wasn't that the plot of the Fletch sequel?"
"But whatever, I've seen only an extremely fragmentary version of the story. Whereas I got a good look at the effects, and on that front it's clear that they've done what they set out to do. I don't know if Cameron is going to be the one to make a truly great movie with this tech, but somebody is."
"Also let me tell you, those Na'vi don't overdo it on the clothing. We can all look forward to a new era of hyper-realistic stripy blue alien side-boob." -
You think it's real? Go try to buy a 1-sheet of this bad Photoshop job. You can't. It doesn't exist. Cameron wouldn't release something so AMATURE.
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