Aug. 4, 2009, 12:21 a.m. CST
Aug. 4, 2009, 1:10 a.m. CST
Could go either way but at the moment I'm looking forward to seeing more of this. RDJ is always good company at the cinema.
Aug. 4, 2009, 1:31 a.m. CST
I got chubs for you<P> Big fat chubs for you<P> Got a firm but soft for you<P> Gonna go half-way for you<P> Oh how happy you'll be<P> When I get this chubby lump outta my jeans<P> It's like a mini-bone<P> A tiny little tent<P> It's pulsin' now<P> Watch it go to half-mass<P> Come on, girl<P> Show me what you got<P> Make me harder now<P> Turn my chub into a hardon<P>
Aug. 4, 2009, 1:32 a.m. CST
He probably had to shove both fists and his head up there to properly satisfy her. Loose twat. Rock'n'Rolla was ace fun, good to see guy ritchie getting back to what made him enjoyable.
Aug. 4, 2009, 2:36 a.m. CST
have his greatest villain in it. I'm sure it won't bomb.
Aug. 4, 2009, 2:36 a.m. CST
I'll take the Jeremy Brett version any day of the week. Guy Ritchie isn't even a filmmaker.
Aug. 4, 2009, 2:50 a.m. CST
I've written a great screen play that would be perfect for you to film. It involves some kind of rare jewel that passes through many different kind of 'characters' hands, inclusing pikeys, mobsters and corrupt policeman. Best of all it could involve casting a hack ex-footballer to play a menacing hardman. You can even fuck up the last 30 pages of the script if you'd like.
Aug. 4, 2009, 7:54 a.m. CST
but I still think a old gal like madge probably digs a good fist or three in her vag to really satisfy those needs.
Aug. 4, 2009, 7:55 a.m. CST
darn tb doesn't let me post my smutty thoughts in peace. Ok, I'm off to rub my clit raw. Cheery-O, chaps.
Aug. 4, 2009, 11:34 a.m. CST
As it is it will be dead on delivery
Aug. 4, 2009, 12:35 p.m. CST
Aug. 4, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST
by Azlam Orlandu
I seem to remember a Batman film in 2005 that didn't have his most famous villain in it and failed to bomb. There will always be Sherlock part 2.
Aug. 4, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST
So, is there any merit to this report about Sherlock Holmes being "Gay"? The "New York Post" is reporting this: http://tinyurl.com/mht63x Did Ritchie allude to any of this in your interview?
Aug. 4, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST
In a Musical about Sherlocke Homes, and insists to the critics he is in fact, "not gay".
Aug. 4, 2009, 5:53 p.m. CST
before this one and 3 of them are mine. There is NO interest in this film at all Ritchie.
Aug. 4, 2009, 9:03 p.m. CST
They even showed his card! YOU'RE WRONG!!!
Aug. 4, 2009, 11:56 p.m. CST
by GibsonUSA Returns
Aug. 5, 2009, 1:54 a.m. CST
It doesn't take aybody with a passing interest in Holmes to work out the deerstalker and Inverness coat were first drawn by Sidney Paget who illustrated Holmes for The Strand. But no, it isn't definitive of Holmes, and shouldn't be... However, Ritchie isn't 'channeling' Conan Doyle. Merely his own ego. The trailer seems to dwell upon all the 'darker' aspects of Holmes and exaggerate them, and none of the itellectual and cerebral. Even making the villain Crowleyesque is a cop out. Too easy... The trailer looks like 'Carry On Sherlock'!
Aug. 5, 2009, 8:23 a.m. CST
They're pulling a Van Helsing on Holmes. "True to the spirit," my ass. It's just another example of taking a lustrous old "property" (how I hate that expression) and running it through the Genericizer 2000. I look forward to not seeing any more of this movie than is shown in the awful, awful trailer.
Aug. 5, 2009, 8:31 a.m. CST
Next time someone of you AICN guys interviews Richie ask if he is going to make RockNRolla 2 anytime soon. That movie was awesome.
Aug. 9, 2009, 12:02 a.m. CST
Try well-known - the guy appeared in person in one story because Doyle wanted to kill off Holmes. Who then got brought back. So Doyle could keep raking in the phat Holmes cash. Sounds like channeling the spirit to me.
Aug. 17, 2009, 10:46 a.m. CST
Not a big Sherlock Holmes fan but it looks pretty fun. RDJ being in it helped seal the deal for me.