Aug. 2, 2009, 8:21 p.m. CST
by future help
Ha! sorry, had to do it.
Aug. 2, 2009, 8:27 p.m. CST
did this just post?
Aug. 2, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST
Silver & Bronze!
Aug. 2, 2009, 8:35 p.m. CST
I can appreciate that technologically this was an impressive movie. I wouldn't deny that at all. And there are lots of cool character/story elements as well. BUT - all of those are pretty much ruined by this disjointed affair. It's a poorly structured film that goes on far too long. There is a GREAT movie somewhere in here, but let's not give this a free pass just because it's "artsy" international cinema.
Aug. 2, 2009, 8:42 p.m. CST
Your Funny People review was crazily short and out of character (where was the story about George Carlin being an inspiration as you grew up etc?). Now this one too! What's up Harry? I was actually looking forward to a Carlin rant from you. The guy was a genius.
Aug. 2, 2009, 9:15 p.m. CST
So I guess Park suceeded in creeping me out... of the park! Zing!
Aug. 2, 2009, 9:37 p.m. CST
I expected him to talk about the time that he met Park Chan-wook or the time that a woman offered to enter into a sexual and vampiric relationship with her.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:03 p.m. CST
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:04 p.m. CST
by Stan Grossman
No one, And I mean no one make's films like this fella here. A true artist of the medium. He has that kubrickian eye for framing. Everyone of his films so far is drop dead gorgeous. Save for "JSA". Note to spielberg, please stay far far away from anything named "OLDBOY", im begging you. While you're at it, convince the suits to do the same. That film was a masterpiece and should be left alone. Don't give me that "we're staying closer to the original manga than that film did" bullshit. LEAVE IT ALONE. I cannot wait to see this for I have'nt been able to get ahold of "Im a Cyborg" and i need a Chan-Wook fix stat. Hope this gets a solid wide release.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:18 p.m. CST
by Uncle Stan
I'm just saying.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:19 p.m. CST
by Bouncy X
last vampire movie this site and its talkbackers was drooling over was Let The Right One In and my god....was that ever boring. i did like the little girl, she did a good job but the movie itself....man....glad i saw it for free on television.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:26 p.m. CST
Because nothing can be said without ONCE mentioning some retarded licenses ? Using a Harry Potter reference in a Park Chan Wook review ? Well, there's where I stopped reading. Now I know this website I made a crowd of nerds. I like it this way. But please, stop comparing everything to whatever shitty movies with fantasy/sci-fi made in the past 30 years. It's like everything is somehow linked to Starwars, the Matrix or LOTR (to name a few). Get better references or stop trying to sound educated !
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:34 p.m. CST
I almost bought the Criterion of his Empire of Passion tonight. Ended up passing though, as I'd never seen it and I need to stop purchasing DVDs of movies I've never seen.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:35 p.m. CST
which is stupid because this movie looks really good and interesting. The best parts of the trailers are the apparent flying stuff, that looks very fluid and natural. Just the little glimpses I've seen have been eyecatching.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:38 p.m. CST
... Being so damn confusing with your writing. I can't tell who you're talking about half the time when you have sentences missing subject-verb agreements.
Aug. 2, 2009, 10:39 p.m. CST
You throw out character names and relationships like we're already au fait with the film and know its intricacies. It makes your reviews difficult to read.
Aug. 2, 2009, 11:02 p.m. CST
Aug. 2, 2009, 11:19 p.m. CST
What were the chances you WOULDN'T like it Harry? Nil. <p> And yeah, the moronic Potter analogy. WTF dude?
Aug. 2, 2009, 11:27 p.m. CST
was THE HOST, which was a giant monster movie, and excellent at that. Most of the Asian horror I've seen all seems the same (Ring, Grudge, etc). I hope this will be better, but Im wont know for another 6 months at least, as I'll have to wait for the DVD as our theater chain specialises in bad 'top 40' American cinema only.
Aug. 3, 2009, 12:04 a.m. CST
Harry is Thirsty for Cheezeburgerz! Get it? Get it guys? Seriously, he is one huge fatass fuck!
Aug. 3, 2009, 12:06 a.m. CST
I am told the pale skin and long hair parted down the middle look is nothing less than the traditional Korean concept of a ghost. Kind of mandatory. I think the robe is important tool. The only things up for grabs are accessories -- belt, shoes, handbag.
Aug. 3, 2009, 12:36 a.m. CST
Yes I did, quite a chuckle about that one.
Aug. 3, 2009, 12:40 a.m. CST
...a "Japanese" film, and therefore boring, where I had meant to say Asian. While I realize the two are not interchangeable, it doesn't change the fact that with the exception of some Hong Kong movies, I tend to think Asian films are extremely boring. No, I didn't like "Oldboy", and I don't care how wrong you think I am. Haven't seen "Host". About the only non-HK asian film I've enjoyed in the last 10 years was "Battle Royale".
Aug. 3, 2009, 12:49 a.m. CST
As of this weekend, The Hangover has made $255,776,000, topping Star Trek's $254,642,000.
Aug. 3, 2009, 1:05 a.m. CST
Despite covering a lot (perhaps predominantly, sorry) of drivel, I must admit there's some absolutely stunning choices of films hidden away in smaller columns and articles - the DVD releases of the week especially. Harry, you do have great taste, and I'm glad you like this one so much.
Aug. 3, 2009, 2:05 a.m. CST
Aug. 3, 2009, 2:20 a.m. CST
I was hoping the old boy wouldn't disappoint. Good job.
Aug. 3, 2009, 3:04 a.m. CST
In the scheme of Park's films, where does this one fit? At the moment I rank them as Oldboy, Lady Vengeance, JSA and Sympathy for Mr Vengeance (Haven't seen I'm a Robot). Where might Thirst slot into that list?</p> I reckon that just between the oeuvres of Park Chan-Wook and Bong Joon-Ho alone, Korean cinema kicks the arse of most non-hollywood markets.
Aug. 3, 2009, 3:22 a.m. CST
by Mr Gorilla
Well - there was emotional violence, for sure, but not blood and guns violence. I'm talking about THE AGE OF INNOCENCE, but could also be talking about KING OF COMEDY. Or maybe, nearly, AFTER HOURS. Anyway, the point being he stretched himself. Like when Howard Hawks went from westerns to comedies, or when John Ford went from westerns to war films. Anyway.
Aug. 3, 2009, 4:09 a.m. CST
Nor ALICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANY MORE, or NEW YORK NEW YORK, or his segment of NEW YORK STORIES, or THE AVIATOR...
Aug. 3, 2009, 7:12 a.m. CST
I really didn't see any point to that movie. It was just graphic sex. No idea why it deserved a Criterion release. But then again, even Armageddon got one!
Aug. 3, 2009, 7:57 a.m. CST
is exploring the eternal emptiness of existence and the inevitable failure of using obsessive, compulsive, carnality as a means to avoid the Endless Nothing, culminating with the ultimate outcome of death and castration. <br><br>In short: I think you have to be an adult and/or have lived a little, seen the highs and lows, fucked a ton of girls, still being dissatisfied in general with the Mindnumbing Pointlessness of Existence, in order to appreciate the film. Come back to it when your older and more jaded and it will open up to you.
Aug. 3, 2009, 9:55 a.m. CST
I rented In the Realm of the Senses at Harry's recommendation and found it not erotic but repulsive. I'm with cornhol and did not see any point to it other than to shock. Raping an old woman until she urinates on herself which the vile couple fines amusing. Dipping fried wantons into the woman's privates and then eating it (not sexy, just gross) and then sticking a hard boiled egg up there for good measure. I would avoid this Criterion Collection (Really?!) at all costs, especially if you want to continue to find asian women hot.
Aug. 3, 2009, 11:59 a.m. CST
That will help you remember how cute and hot Asian girls can be.
Aug. 3, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST
was there ever any doubt... I am not saying the this film doesn't deserve the praise as I have not seen it, but I could see this review coming a mile away. Harry is very predictable - and that does not in any way infer that he is consistent, just predictable.
Aug. 3, 2009, 2:43 p.m. CST
Are people entertained by this shit? WTF Harry
Aug. 3, 2009, 2:50 p.m. CST
The only one who seems to be worth the effort is Kelly Choi. Mmmmmm....
Aug. 3, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST
make it happen.
Aug. 3, 2009, 4:05 p.m. CST
I agree with one of the posters up there begging Spielberg and Will Smith to stay the fuck away from Oldboy. The fact that they are sticking "Closer to the Manga" is a slap in the face to the original movie, as if a remake was necessary because the original lacked something. <br> <br> There's a certain conceit that goes along with remaking a movie like Oldboy but doing it differently. The original was perfect, let it alone. <br> <br> As far as In The Realm Of The Senses, I just bought it the other day, as there's not much Criterion to choose from on Blu-Ray, so I bought based on the Criterion name alone, not knowing much about it. I took it to Disc Replay the same night. I understand art and subtext and exposition. It's not like I didn;t get it or missed something. It's just a disgusting, horrible film that shouldn;t be mentioned in the same breath as Criterion. But as someone else mentioned above, even Armageddon got a Criterion release, fuck...even Salo did.
Aug. 3, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST
by Marv Spaulding
"If you want something with teeth, this will quench your THIRST!"
Aug. 3, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST
- Harry Knowles, Aint-It-Cool-News
Aug. 3, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST
The young woman who played Saya is a cutie and didn't cornball her role! Too bad the other actors besides(old guy) took their parts way too seriously.
Aug. 3, 2009, 5:53 p.m. CST
by Teddy Artery
with every Park Chan-Wook movie. He hasn't failed me yet. Tremendously creative with a singular vision in the film world. I wonder what he'd do with an episode of "Lost"?
Aug. 4, 2009, 2:08 a.m. CST
Aug. 4, 2009, 2:55 a.m. CST
by Stan Grossman
Great fucking idea! I wonder if the bad robot boys surf the talkbacks. Lets hope cause it would be a match made in heaven.(not sarcasm)
Aug. 4, 2009, 9:26 a.m. CST
I'm going to the Chinese buffett down the block now.
Aug. 4, 2009, 9:30 a.m. CST
THE HUNGER yet. By the title of this film I'd think there was a homage of sorts going on.
Aug. 7, 2009, 2:26 a.m. CST
FHIRST!!! :D :D
Aug. 9, 2009, 8:25 p.m. CST
District 9 review??????????
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