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HOUSE Creator Developing NBC's New ROCKFORD FILES!! Herc Thinks Norm Macdonald Is Maybe The Way To Go On This!!

Published at:  Jul 30, 2009 2:27:26 AM CDT

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“House” creator David Shore is looking to launch a revival of Roy Huggins and Stephen Cannell’s beloved and acclaimed James Garner private detective hourlong “The Rockford Files.”

And Steve Carell’s company is producing.

But the big question must be answered! Who can possibly fill the gumshoes of world-weary workaday sleuth Jim Rockford? I think a lot of us are still stinging from Stewart Townsend trying to follow Darren McGavin on the 2005 “Night Stalker” remake.

Will they go for someone like Mark Sheppard (Romo Lampkin on “Galactica”) or someone more Sellecky like “Las Vegas”/”Transformers” star Josh Duhamel?

My kneejerk suggestion is a guy absolutely nobody is thinking of right now: Norm Macdonald.

Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.



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  • Jul 30, 2009 12:30:01 AM CDT

    They better not touch...

    by dollar bird

    ...the theme song. That thing is priceless!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 12:30:38 AM CDT

    Norm McDonald

    by symposium

    Would be better than Josh Duhamel

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  • Jul 30, 2009 12:33:12 AM CDT

    Put Norm McDonald in anything

    by ackack

    I would watch Viewmaster: The Movie if he were in it.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 12:38:41 AM CDT

    as long as he

    by gotilk

    Does his Burt Reynolds the whole time.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 12:52:32 AM CDT

    Fred Dryer wants to know how long until we get a new "Hunter"

    by axel fff

    He's waiting by the phone hoping for a cameo.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 12:56:51 AM CDT

    Josh Duhamel

    by obriensg1

    It is SO FUNNY you said that because I actually think he's a good actor for that role. I saw every episode of "Las Vegas".

    More than that, not 5 days ago I was driving in the car with my father and we were talking about shows that could be remade SERIOUSLY, not this "Starsky & Hutch" crap. We began talking "The Rockford Files" and I said I could picture going to the movies and seeing Josh Duhamel driving around in a '77 tan Firebird with the classic theme playing.

    So considering I was thinking of Josh as Rockford 5 days ago, very amusing. I'm down with that casting.

    Still, he's doing well in the movies now. Doubt he'd return to do a TV show, even if he was the star.

    Joe Flanigan. Brian Austin Green. Michael Shanks. Benjamin Bratt (cancel The Cleaner. He was awesome on E-Ring. I'm probably the first person to say that...). Neal McDonough (Though he wouldn't be first choice). Bradley Whitford. That's all I've got for now. I'll be back!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 1:00:25 AM CDT

    Well I like House....

    by disposable hero

    and I also used to watch reruns of Rockford Files. So this sounds promising. Me watching this show will probably hinge on who they get to replace Garner. Hopefully they don't muck it up like they did poor Kolchek.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 1:12:13 AM CDT

    Norm Macdonald is the best comedian alive

    by melgibsons_dickcheese

    Now that Carlin has passed away. He's at his best when he's improvising. His appearances on Conan are classic. His roasting of Bob Saget is legendary. The best host of SNL's Weekend Update. The Clinton roast in front some of the most powerful people in the world. The balls this guy has. I admire him. He always says what's on his mind no matter what. Treats everyone the same equally. He and Sandler are friends, but he didn't call him even when he wasn't doing too well. He's too proud, too good for that. He'd rather deal with his problems on his own then ask his famous buddies for help. This guy is criminally underrated. I honestly encourage you to check his stuff out.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 1:13:50 AM CDT

    The audition is a reverse 180° spin in a Firebird.

    by flim springfield

  • Jul 30, 2009 1:21:53 AM CDT

    Yes - Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm!

    by juansanchez

    HE IS THE ONLY CHOICE.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 1:37:24 AM CDT

    I don't know about this

    by bravogolfhotel

    David Shore is a very clever man, so I'm not going to go into a pearl-clutching frenzy at the very suggestion of the idea, but this strikes me as asking for trouble. THE ROCKFORD FILES was a classic, and if they don't find exactly the right lead-macho but able to project wry self-awareness and vulnerability-this has the potential to be really embarrassing. Nathan Fillion is already busy and too obvious, but that's the kind of cat you need.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 1:47:00 AM CDT

    Another worry comes to mind

    by bravogolfhotel

    Come to think of it, this show will have its work cut out for it competing against BURN NOTICE, which emulates ROCKFORD very successfully (unjustly disgraced down-to-earth p.i. with heart of gold, band of cronies, bitchin' ride, and disapproving parent) while still managing to seem fresh.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:13:46 AM CDT

    I'D LIKE TO SEE NORM TRY TO THROW A PUNCH

    by mullah omar

    Comedy gold.


    But why remake ROCKFORD FILES when they could just rip it off?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 30, 2009 2:15:04 AM CDT

    Norm and Artie meet Frankenstein

    by ackack

    You know it be brillant!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:22:16 AM CDT

    Didn't NBC fire some head guy a few daya ago?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I can see he wasn't the problem.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:38:57 AM CDT

    Bruce Campbell!

    by gislef_crow

    Get him off Burn Notice. As far Townsend and Kolchak, *shrug* given the legal morass, it's surprising anything from the movies (or the TV show, or the novels: they're three separate legal entities) showed up. But there's the question: do you try to cast someone like the original, who can never be duplicated (and can anybody fill Garner's shoes? Or McGavin's?). And get accused of raping someone's childhood? Or do you go with a younger spin?

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:12:59 AM CDT

    Yay. Another remake. (Yawn)

    by v'shael

    Rampant necrophilia, hollywood style.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:14:53 AM CDT

    Norm would punch ya with sarcasm.

    by juansanchez

    It should be noted that Rockford got his ass kicked more often than he kicked ass. That would fit Norm. He would still need to bulk up, though.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:29:47 AM CDT

    Fuck Norm Macdonald get someone with TALENT

    by j2talk

  • Jul 30, 2009 4:39:20 AM CDT

    I agree with Gislef_crow - Bruce Campbell

    by bumpasses dawg

    He is the ONLY guy who can pull off the James Garner self effacing lump of a formerly hunky guy vibe. Bruce Campbell FTW!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 30, 2009 5:14:43 AM CDT

    With Bruce I would watch... otherwise

    by ev1ldead

    I couldn't care less about the next network run of the mill procedural.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 5:15:03 AM CDT

    Val Kilmer

    by palimpsest

    There. I said it.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 6:19:38 AM CDT

    The perfect guy is too busy....

    by toobster

    I always thought James Garner should guest star on 'Bones' as Booth's grand-father. They look related. Boreanaz would have made a great Rockford Jr. if he was available.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 6:49:38 AM CDT

    No one can touch Garner

    by ace calban

    but I could go with Jason Lee... He has that laconic quality and hay needs a job after the demise of Earl!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 7:29:03 AM CDT

    Didn't David Shore want to do a P.I. spinoff from House?

    by sequitur

    They introduced that Lucas Douglas character for a few episodes and then dropped him. I think he was planning on doing a spinoff with him. I wonder if he will use the same actor...he was good in that role. I, also, don't think Shore will go big-name. He took a risk with Laurie and it paid off big time. I think he has the clout to go off the radar with his casting.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 7:39:21 AM CDT

    Who plays Angel?

    by evilwizardglick

  • Jul 30, 2009 7:41:40 AM CDT

    David Boreanaz

    by elizabeth hasselbeck

    He's been touted as the new Garner for a while...doesn't quite have Garner's easy laid back charm but he'd look good in a pair of high wasted pants and a checked sports coat.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:00:42 AM CDT

    Might I suggest actor Chris Bruno?

    by kazamasmokers

    He played Sheriff Walt Bannerman on the Dead Zone series. He'd be excellent in the Garner role.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:05:30 AM CDT

    As long as it's NOT Brad Garrett

    by yeti

  • Jul 30, 2009 8:28:11 AM CDT

    ditto David Boreanaz

    by snowpuff

    Too bad he's not available.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:35:30 AM CDT

    I'd watch Norm Macdonald take a shit every week.

    by uncle stan

    It would still be superior programming to most television.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:45:36 AM CDT

    Jennifer Garner subs for James Garner

    by himbo

    Playing Jen Rockford, a plucky single mom just trying to make it as a PI. She needs to get each case solved in time to get her kid from daycare.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:09:27 AM CDT

    Norm MacDonald totally wrong for this.

    by palhaco

    Norm MacDonald is absolutely wrong for this. Funny? Yes, in a very limited range, but excellent at sarcasm. If Rockford were ONLY a sarcastic nebbish, that would be great. For that matter, if MacDonald could show exponentially greater energy, he might could play Angel. David Boreanaz or Bruce Campbell. Either of them -- or somebody other than MacDonald -- might be great. The two real issues, though, are the same ones as always: who would you get to write great (and fitting scripts), and the bigger issue, WHY???!!!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:11:51 AM CDT

    Or Neal McDonough

    by palhaco

    Also an excellent choice.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:23:56 AM CDT

    Thomas Jane as Jim Rockford

    by smddoc

    After watching him on Hung, he'd be a perfect Rockford. Too bad he's already got a job

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:28:09 AM CDT

    Norm might work as Angel, but not Rockford

    by bash_branigan

    First off, Rockford was a tough guy (he just wasn't the tougest guy; that's part of his charm). I can't buy Norm as someone who would be physically imposing to anybody. Ideally, I'd get Benicio DelToro; since that's pie in the sky, maybe Michael Madsen.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:37:31 AM CDT

    Taye Diggs as Jim Rockford

    by cowboyone

    And Paula Abdul as his dad.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:39:37 AM CDT

    Andre Royo AKA " Bubbles " from the wire for Angel !

    by smddoc

    Andre Royo, AKA " Bubbles " from THE WIRE, for Angel !

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:46:04 AM CDT

    I don't know if he'd play TV but I just saw

    by skimn

    What Doesn't Kill You, and forgot what a fine actor Mark Ruffalo is. I think he'd be able to play bemused AND tough excellently.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 10:49:55 AM CDT

    They need someone who oozes Americana

    by throwmetheidol

    And I can't think of anyone offhand. Norm MacDonald is too Canadian, much as I find the guy amusing.
    Bruce Campbell would be PERFECT but he's taken on Burn Notice.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 10:53:21 AM CDT

    What abouit Stephen Cannell?

    by gislef_crow

    He's still alive, right? What would his involvement in it be? Because there's very few people who can do hip/vulnerable male protagonist hero-types.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 10:57:45 AM CDT

    Re: Bruce Campbell's leading mans days are gone

    by skimn

    folks, sad to say. Accept him, as Burn Notice does, as the colorful sidekick, and let it go. He had his best shot with The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. But he's gotten too old and chunky to play lead. Look at Alec Baldwin as an example.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 10:59:58 AM CDT

    I doubt he'd do a series but

    by throwmetheidol

    Paul Rudd might work.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:07:24 AM CDT

    but Paul Rudd looks like a Girl Scout

    by skimn

    could kick his ass. Like someone said, he's got to be tough. Just not the toughest.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:07:55 AM CDT

    Jeffrey Dean Morgan is Jim Rockford!

    by barry_woodward

    Enough said.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:16:23 AM CDT

    Barry

    by skimn

    Good call!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:24:12 AM CDT

    If James Garner doesn't play the father, I wont watch.

    by rkdn

  • Jul 30, 2009 11:24:17 AM CDT

    Point taken, skimn

    by throwmetheidol

    Maybe Adam Baldwin if he wasn't already on a series.
    As to Morgan, he brings over so much baggage from being an unpopular GA character.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:58:28 AM CDT

    If you watched Stargate atlantis

    by jtp8000

    In the next to last episode Joe Flanigan played a Rockford like PI.

    He would be perfect

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:59:50 AM CDT

    Norm'll slip the word "cock" in a script!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Jul 30, 2009 1:06:13 PM CDT

    Joe Flanigan not a terrible idea

    by snowpuff

    Not great, but not terrible.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 1:07:40 PM CDT

    Seth Rogen should do it

    by snowpuff

    And Judd Apatow should executive produce. Leslie Mann could be Beth Davenport.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:16:20 PM CDT

    FUUUUUCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by hint_of_smegma

    The Rockford Files were classic. Not quite as good as Magnum PI, but great nonetheless. Leave it the fuck alone.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:19:52 PM CDT

    get james garner [if hes still here] to do it.

    by ironic_name

    cranky old asshole who gets results the series.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:44:00 PM CDT

    NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

    by stabby

    MY NIGHTMARE HAS FINALLY COME TRUE! FUCK THIS!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 30, 2009 2:46:01 PM CDT

    SHUT THIS DOWN NOW!

    by stabby

    I HAND YOU A CEASE AND DESIST LETTER. DISREGARD AT YOUR OWN PERIL.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 30, 2009 2:46:44 PM CDT

    HERC, THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY

    by stabby

    HOPE YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 2:47:50 PM CDT

    I DON'T BELIEVE THIS; IT'S JUST A PLOY TO KEEP ME

    by stabby

    OUT OF THE SETH ROGEN INTERVIEW TALKBACK.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:08:51 PM CDT

    Obvious Choice for Angel

    by crackpot010

    Kevin J. O'Connor from The Mummy, the only guy I've ever said could out-Angel Angel. And definitely Bruce Campbell for Rockford. Yeah I know it won't happen, but if I'm forced to watch a rehash, it wold be with those two guys. And c'mon hint_of_smegma, Magnum better than Rockford, give me a break. Selleck started on Rockford, Mr. Perfect, Lance White.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:09:13 PM CDT

    WORST...IDEA...EVER!!!

    by stabby

  • Jul 30, 2009 3:11:59 PM CDT

    YOU CAN'T OUT ANGEL ANGEL

    by stabby

    Stuart Margolin won 2 Emmys for his role as Evelyn Angel Martin and deservedly so.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:14:10 PM CDT

    Next up: Ed Sullivan Show remake without Ed

    by matineer

    Seriously, what happened to the Five-O remake. What does James Garner think? Would David Chase write?

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:14:51 PM CDT

    James Rocford is not just a role that James Garner played

    by stabby

    He basically co-created the character with Cannell. I would not envy anyone who attempts to play this role. They are doomed to failure.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:18:24 PM CDT

    HERC, ARE YOU ON ACID?! NORM MCDONALD?!

    by stabby

  • Jul 30, 2009 3:36:22 PM CDT

    norm isnt bad, or jason lee

    by ls420

    norm is too lazy, but what about jason lee

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:41:04 PM CDT

    NORM ROCKFORD

    by mr spork

    The charcater would probably be named "Norm".

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:46:49 PM CDT

    Amended: NORM ROCKFORD

    by mr spork

    The character would probably be named "Norm".

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:52:14 PM CDT

    OH SHIT! I'M DOING CRAZY ASS ADMENDMENTS NOW!

    by mr spork

    This site needs the option to edit.

    Or be updated to the 21st Century.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 3:59:50 PM CDT

    Josh Holloway has the charisma to pull off the role...

    by barry_woodward

    ...and he should be available after the final season of "Lost".

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  • Jul 30, 2009 4:36:15 PM CDT

    "Not quite as good as Magnum PI"

    by hercules

    Fuck. You.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 4:42:46 PM CDT

    Brad_Woodward

    by gavdiggity

    He'd need to get just a little bit doughier, but I could see that.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 6:16:45 PM CDT

    Jon Hamm

    by jcinnc

    Norm MacDonald fails the James Garner/Jim Rockford test for one simple reason-he's not good looking enough. Part of the tension on the Rockford Files was the fact that James Garner looked like a leading man, and people inherently liked and trusted him...when, in fact, he was a smart ass and frequently a borderline coward. But when you look goofy to start with, like Norm, people expect you to be a sarcastic schmuck. Nothing to really play against.
    Jon Hamm on the other hand... handsome guy who proved he could play it a bit light hearted on 30 Rock. And Josh Holloway would be a good choice, too.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 6:41:45 PM CDT

    Fucking remakes.

    by zodnotgod

    Fucking remakes. Why not just create an original PI? We don't see PI shows anymore.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 6:46:56 PM CDT

    Samuel L. Jackson as Jim Rockford

    by thelordofhell

    **ring**ring**----"THIS IS JIM ROCKFORD, MUTHA FUCKA!! AT THE MUTHA FUCKIN' TONE, LEAVE YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN' NAME AND MESSAGE, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU, MUTHA FUCKA!!"----**beep**

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  • Jul 30, 2009 7:11:26 PM CDT

    Patrick Warburton

    by point_blank

    New PI shows die soon as they get interesting... Karen Sisco, Andy Barker?

    Puddy as Rockford:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKwGrgTJ3GE

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  • Jul 30, 2009 7:13:17 PM CDT

    Warburton redux

    by point_blank

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKwGrgTJ3GE

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:28:39 PM CDT

    re: "Not quite as good as Magnum PI"

    by snowpuff

    Find myself agreeing with Herc for maybe the second time in my life. Magnum is not in the same galaxy as Rockford. Not even the same universe.

    But Tom Selleck did appear on the Rockford Files...

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:51:33 PM CDT

    David Chase

    by wilbur gray

    A couple of years ago,Sopranos creator and frequent Rockford Files
    writer David Chase said,"We should have left Rockford in the 1980's." He was referring to the TV movie revivals that aired in the '90's,but might as well been talking about this project.Actually,the reunion movies weren't that bad,because they featured most of the writers and original supporting cast.However the only way this new show could work is as a direct sequel,with the son of Jim Rockford as the main character.But with James Garner sidelined by that stroke last year,he wouldn't be able to fill the father role.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 8:58:37 PM CDT

    Joe Flanigan

    by barrymore yorke

    is better than anyone else imaginable for this role.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:23:24 PM CDT

    Oh!!! Joe Flanigan!!!

    by skidmarkedundies

    WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! I was going to say Nathan Fillion, but Col. Sheppard is a much BETTER CHOICE!!! Nice!!!

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:48:29 PM CDT

    Don't call it Rockford Files

    by tar heel

    Keep the P.I. concept but don't invite comparisons to what many consider the best P.I. show ever.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 9:54:28 PM CDT

    I agree, Norm would be good, but..

    by arch_stanton

    how's Adam Carolla sound? I think it would actually work much better. I could see Adam really punching someone's lights out, at least.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 10:43:14 PM CDT

    DO NOT recast Jim Rockford

    by leftfoot

    Recasting Jim Rockford is unthinkable.
            I always fantasized that Rockford would have that one last case where he finally hit it big. Find something an insurance company would pay huge for. Or something like that. Happens in the first 5 minutes. Then he buys that resturant he lives near. And falls into a Nero Wolfe sort of thing. He sits in his resturant with the pretty beach ladies, drinks and eats fish and steak.
           He aquires one or two young turks to send out to do the footwork and heavy lifting. Maybe hire a bouncer to lean on Angel sometimes.
           Maybe the new lead could be the young new hire. New guy takes over when Rockford dies or is away for undetermined length of time for mysterious reasons.
           Of course there would be all the potential backstory that the young new guy is really his son. Rockford kept it secret to protect the son. Character stories, layered misteries, etc.
        Don't recast Jim Rockford. It's such a bad idea it is almost insulting.

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:34:46 PM CDT

    NO! Geez AICN, ever do research?

    by cotton mcknight

    That's not what this is about. About a week ago, I read the same thing but the point of this thing was to have a vehicle for the private detective that Dr. House hired to spy on Wilson. That was the whole POINT- they liked that character so much, they wanted to see him on his own show. The Rockford Files were mentioned because he said he wanted that show to have the same spirit, because he always loved Rockford. I read this on Yahoo or something a week ago on my cell phone. Good grief. How could you botch this story so badly?

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  • Jul 30, 2009 11:41:09 PM CDT

    OH okay. Well that just plain sucks.

    by cotton mcknight

    I guess the powers that be read that same article and decided to ask him to participate in an actual Rockford remake. This sucks because I was actually looking forward to seeing the House character have his own show. I would much prefer that than a "funny" Rockford files. In fact, knowing the original idea just makes me hate this thing. Norm Macdonald? Really?!? Good lord.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 1:45:55 AM CDT

    This is Jim Rockford...At the tone leave your

    by cheif brody

    name and number and I'll get back to you. [BEEEEEP!]
    It's Aundra. Remember last summer at Pat's? I've got a twelve hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?
    Jimmy, it's Angel. Don't pay no attention to my other message. You're out of it. You're clean, no trouble at all. Just ignore the first message.
    This is Mrs. Lindis. Three times this month I come to clean and it always looks like people been fighting in there. Furniture broke, things tipped over. I'm sorry, but I quit!
    Mr. Rockford...This is Shirley from the bank. The answers are: no, no and yes. No, we won't loan you money. No, we won't accept any co-signers; and yes, your account's overdrawn. Oh...and..I get off at 4:30.
    Here's the tally, Jimbo. You had Atlanta at even money, tough break. And you got bombed in the Duke-Wake Forest fiasco, and you split the Cornell at Hollypark. So you're in the book for $4.50. Anytime before Friday, huh, buddy?
    This is the message phone company. I see you're using our unit, now how about paying for it?
    Sonny, it's Rocky...this message ain't for you, it's for me. I just want to remind myself to pick up the big ladder at the Paint Mart.
    Mr. Rockford, Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your renewal before the extended deadline, but not your check. I'm sorry, but at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.
    This is Maria at Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client Todd Lehman skipped and his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '79 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.
    Hey Rockford, very funny. I ain't laughing. You're gonna' get yours!
    Good morning, this is the telephone company. We're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at 10 o'clock. That's two minutes from now
    Read/hear all of Jim's classic messages here:
    http://tinyurl.com/6xbvpv
    Or...just click here, sit back and smile:
    http://tinyurl.com/kwly29
    Norm would be great as Rockford. Artie Lange would make a good Angel. James Garner would make a nice Rocky. Or Ed Asner.








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  • Jul 31, 2009 2:01:35 AM CDT

    Best. Use. Of. Harmonica. Ever.

    by cheif brody

    BTW...If Norm is too nebbish...and they end up casting for the younger, looks, coolness factor...Gotta go with Josh Holloway. Hell...Sawyer practically IS Rockford!

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  • Jul 31, 2009 6:46:05 AM CDT

    ROCKFORD FILES BEST GUY TO PLAY HIM.

    by cowboys379

    PAULY SHORE YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, THINK ABOUT IT REALLY.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 7:42:19 AM CDT

    Some reason I picture Norm more as Columbo

    by geomancer21

    if they remake that. I agree with the idea of Joe Flanigan though. Unless they do Equalizer, then I'd give him that role.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 8:10:24 AM CDT

    Garner is still man enough to kick anyone's ass

    by grammaton cleric binks

    for even suggesting a remake. You might as well call this the "Hollywood has run out of original ideas detective guy hour."

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  • Jul 31, 2009 8:12:32 AM CDT

    Forget remake, just do another TV movie

    by grammaton cleric binks

    Old Rockford is still living in the trailer, driving the same gold camaro. Trailer is crap. Camaro is still mint. And Rockford Files has one of the best tv themes of all time.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 8:46:13 AM CDT

    Don't do this.

    by burnednotice_dude

    Come up with an original detective show and go from there. Build it around Norm Mcdonald or Old Mcdonald. I don't care. Leave the classics alone. They earned their right.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 9:09:18 AM CDT

    ROCKFORD FILES BEST GUY TO PLAY HIM.

    by cowboys379

    OK MAYBE NOT PAULY SHORE,BUT WAIT HOW ABOUT RICHARD SIMMONS AS ROCKFORD I CAN SEE IT.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 9:10:13 AM CDT

    rockford

    by paulloch

  • Jul 31, 2009 9:17:33 AM CDT

    no subject

    by paulloch

    he's an ex-con on the show, so it has to be someone who looks like he spent some time behind bars. I can't see this working, no matter who's cast.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 9:53:25 AM CDT

    HERC, obviously you're a huge Rockford fan based on

    by stabby

    your response to The Rockford Files being not quite as good as Magnum, PI. Now you need to listen to me.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 9:57:08 AM CDT

    HERC, Josh Holloway is the only actor who possibly can

    by stabby

    pull this off. He has that delicate combination of grit, charm, crankiness and sense of humor that James Garner brought to the role. I don't see any other actor having a chance at successfully portraying one of the greatest tv characters ever.

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  • and bring a huge fanbase with him and have the acting chops and the goods not to alienate the diehard Rockford fans like me and others on this talkback.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 10:17:43 AM CDT

    Holloway or Flanigan

    by himbo

    Josh or Joe. I'd watch either. If you can bring Lost or Stargate fans, you'd have a crazy loyal fan-base.

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  • Jul 31, 2009 1:04:48 PM CDT

    Norm MacDonald is Ratings Poison and guaranteed

    by stabby

    series early cancellation. I like Norm as a comedian, but he is not an actor. And even if you believe he can act he is not anywhere near the caliber actor Garner was. James Garner was not only nominate for an Oscar but nominated for an Emmy (every year for Rockford) almost 20 times. Norm MacDonald?! Pffft!

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  • Jul 31, 2009 1:37:04 PM CDT

    Who Will Take The Isaac Hayes Part?

    by popparotzi

    It ain't Rockfish without Mr. Hayes!

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  • Jul 31, 2009 4:48:24 PM CDT

    Dean Winters

    by noodles1971

    He played Dennis Duffy on 30 Rock and Vic Taylor on the American version of Life on Mars....Very good character actor, who makes me laugh loud on 30 Rock

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  • Jul 31, 2009 5:22:53 PM CDT

    Rockford Files, James Garner: perfection--don't touch

    by chromedome

    don't remake it.if you must, make it a spin-off: a son maybe.

    Don't touch Rockford Files.Who do we call and start leaving messages at the beep for to get this stopped?

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  • Jul 31, 2009 5:30:40 PM CDT

    Cotton: read the linked Variety article BEFORE you trash talk

    by chromedome

    do your own research.... doesn't say a damn thing about the PI from House. Does say a lot, very specifically and quoted, about remaking Rockford

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  • Aug 01, 2009 11:10:15 AM CDT

    JAMES GARNER IS ONE OF A KIND!!!

    by famouseccles

  • Aug 01, 2009 11:12:34 AM CDT

    Never heard of norm mcdonald before but I can safely say

    by famouseccles

    he is the most ignorant cunt I've ever seen in my life!! what kind of shit chews gum on TV like that!! cunt!!

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  • Aug 01, 2009 11:14:35 AM CDT

    Himbo - if it going to get done anyway

    by famouseccles

    it may as well go to someone with class like Joe Flanigan or Josh Holloway

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  • Aug 01, 2009 11:21:48 AM CDT

    hell just remaster the original and put it back on TV

    by famouseccles

  • Aug 01, 2009 2:04:12 PM CDT

    Craig Bierko for Jim Rockford

    by houbou

    Oh cripes. I love the Rockford Files.. have the episodes on TV.. Norm MacDonald is just not. well.. no way.. he's suitable for the roll, he's way too much of a weasal. C'mon, they would be better off with Craig Bierko for sure!

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  • Aug 01, 2009 2:55:46 PM CDT

    the Rockford Files, the Next Generation

    by leftfoot

    It could work. A son Jim kept secret (Rockford has pissed off some bad guys) is phased in to take over.
              In addition to the answering machine you can imagine the son using a program to audibly read email: "Mr. Rockford your request to become a friend on Facebook has been denied. Next; Mr. Rockford the credit card number you used to purchase penis enlargement equipment has been declined. Next; Mr. Rockford I need to arrange a meeting as soon as possible. My wife let the pool boy, Hernando, in the house again and now my collection of 'Nazi UFO Conspiracy' materials is missing. The collection has been appraised at $600,000. For some reason the insurance company won't pay. I desperately need your help contact me......
          You get the idea -- lots of potential for fun here.

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  • Aug 01, 2009 3:29:18 PM CDT

    "we'll be ok if Angel doesn't say anything...."

    by rben

    "R-O-C-K-F-O-R-D". classic clip.

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  • Aug 03, 2009 10:09:11 AM CDT

    Josh Holloway

    by palhaco

    Ditto to Cheif Brody's excellent suggestion of Josh Holloway for Rockford. If they do a remake. Which they shouldn't. Cause it's a really stupid idea...so, of course, they'll try to do it.

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  • Aug 11, 2009 7:30:59 PM CDT

    Great Minds BRUCE CAMPBELL!

    by triakis

    I read the article and I only registered to say Bruce Campbell, but a lot of people thought the same thing!!

    Bruce projects a good guy who is reluctant to get his ass kicked! - just like Garner's JIM ROCKFISH!

    MacDonald projects smary smart ass jerk... no offense to Norm, but that's how I see him...

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  • Aug 24, 2009 9:15:55 AM CDT

    If they must

    by starbucksjunkie

    I wish they wouldn't remake it. But if they must, two words.

    Ron Livingston.

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